What happens when.......

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Sun May 21, 2006 3:42 pm

Para; "Hey Don. What do we have tonight?"
Nega: "Hey Phil. Looks like roadkill to me."
Para: "Yeah, Mrs. McCray isn't gonna be too happy."
Nega: "How can you tell? My abilities should be negating yours...."
Para (crouches down, points out collar): "See? Tagged. 'Bonzo, Owned By-Mrs. McCray, 225 Blevins Court. Please return if lost.' "
Nega: "Huh."
Para (gets up): "Highway Dept.'s been called?"
Nega: "Already done."
Para: "*sigh* Lunch?"
Nega: "Vegan?"
Para: "Sounds good to me."

Library Ogre · Unread post by **Library Ogre** » Sun May 21, 2006 4:27 pm

MrGiggles wrote:The para got on the scene and wanted to check the "corpse" out. The pair then spent twenty-three minutes arguing about where the para's fashlight was allowed to be pointed.

Allowed to be pointed? As in, not in the nega's face?

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Sun May 21, 2006 11:50 pm

Quality.

You been sneaking in other games on us?

Neorealist · Unread post by **Neorealist** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:28 am

Don't you have some teaching that you could be doing at this particular moment? just kidding, how was your 24?

J. Lionheart · Wed May 24, 2006 12:54 am

Flashlights make great weapons, too! I clocked some guy with a D-cell flashlight when I was like 11 - he stopped bugging me real fast!

I bet if they had a Doom III deathmatch, somebody would invent a flashlight-battle level :-)

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:16 am

MrGiggles wrote:Nothing sneaky about it.

I'm just playing with Sparky and V down here. Besides, don't you have a thesis to finish?

Actually I submitted last week.

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Sat May 27, 2006 9:23 am

I'm done the submission anyway, now the Prof decides if I am totaly done.

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Mon May 29, 2006 9:47 am

It's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE!!!!!