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Leeched of the internet, I just wish that more ensalving alien entities had this level of customer support.

Just ignore the first 3 paragraphs.
=> Edit \Link removed because of some odd going ons, see further down for true article
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Juankis wrote:Leeched of the internet, I just wish that more ensalving alien entities had this level of customer support.

Just ignore the first 3 paragraphs.

All About Your Human July 18th, 2006



um, I really hope that's the wrong link... there was no 3 paragraphs or anything, just a short little weeee part paragraph.
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Wow, I'm ordering my human today!
Thanks Hominix! :ok:
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WonderingMind wrote:There are too many running around free range now. Why would you want to BUY one when you can grab one off of the street…. :shock:


It's all about the quality. These humans have been bred to sell and serve. You never know what you will get with those wild humans. I shudder at the thought.
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reddenedone wrote:
WonderingMind wrote:There are too many running around free range now. Why would you want to BUY one when you can grab one off of the street…. :shock:


It's all about the quality. These humans have been bred to sell and serve. You never know what you will get with those wild humans. I shudder at the thought.
They're filled with all sorts of parasites and diseases, you don't want to catch Human Flu!
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How odd, the link was working perfectly when I posted this? :oops:
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ROFLMAO!!!!! Mine keeps insisting I was repressing him! :-D Of course he had to clean up the dragon dung. And I've had to buy many of them for a speciaql task. I only make them wash the hungry metzlas.
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