Jason Marker talks trash.

The Galactus Kid · Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:01 pm

So Jason Marker has offended my honor and challenged me to a karaoke showdown. There is a little dive of a karaoke bar on telegraph rd. near Palladium, so i think we might make an event of the major musical asswhooping I'm going to lay down on him. Anyone is welcome to come and participate, and laugh at the broken shell of man that marker will be when i'm through with him.

Unread post by **AlexM** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:35 pm

Alex Marciniszyn

Marrowlight · Unread post by **Marrowlight** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:40 pm

The Galactus Kid wrote:So Jason Marker has offended my honor and challenged me to a karaoke showdown. There is a little dive of a karaoke bar on telegraph rd. near Palladium, so i think we might make an event of the major musical asswhooping I'm going to lay down on him. Anyone is welcome to come and participate, and laugh at the broken shell of mane that marker will be when i'm through with him.

This reminds me of Penny Arcade's ping pong challenge.

Yeah they've lost every match since too.

Marrowlight · Unread post by **Marrowlight** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:10 am

CommonDialog wrote:I want a piece of the winner.

pervert

verdilak · Unread post by **verdilak** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:58 am

Marrowlight wrote:
CommonDialog wrote:I want a piece of the winner.

pervert

I want the nose.

Unread post by **AlexM** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:21 am

So, this is the Karaoke Death Match I've been hearing about.

Alex Marciniszyn

Jason Richards · Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:44 am

I'll have you know that I've been practicing in my own personal green 1999 Ford Taurus deluxe karaoke studio for weeks now.

Reddenedone · Unread post by **Reddenedone** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:31 pm

Just tell us when and where... even I would like to see this....

Warwolf · Unread post by **Warwolf** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:33 pm

Wow... maybe I will have to tag along on this one. So, it the competition for best or worst on this outing? :lol:

Depending on the selection and crowd, I might even have to set my hatred of attention to the side and school you all like a bunch of kindergartners.

The Galactus Kid · Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:05 pm

I'm going to drop the hammer and dispense indiscriminate justice.

Nightshade37 · Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:34 pm

Please do tell when this is taking place... :lol:

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:53 pm

May your kareoke-fu be strong.

J. Lionheart · Unread post by **J. Lionheart** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:04 am

I do hope this karaoke death-match will include a dance-fight. Nothing adds flair to musical combat like crazy moves on the floor.

Jason Richards · Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:56 am

J. Lionheart wrote:I do hope this karaoke death-match will include a dance-fight. Nothing adds flair to musical combat like crazy moves on the floor.

There will be rockstar kicks involved, and much clenched fists of emotion.

Warwolf · Unread post by **Warwolf** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:12 am

Jason Richards wrote:
J. Lionheart wrote:I do hope this karaoke death-match will include a dance-fight. Nothing adds flair to musical combat like crazy moves on the floor.

There will be rockstar kicks involved, and much clenched fists of emotion.

Ok, so maybe I will stay on the sidelines... or further... :eek:

Crappy singing I could handle, add you guys trying to dance to the mix (and the fact that I DON'T... despite others' claims to the contrary)... just... no.

Greyaxe · Unread post by **Greyaxe** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:24 pm

CommonDialog wrote:
sawg138 wrote:Come on, geeky white guys trying to dance and sing. This'll be hilarious.

Wait a minute I may be white and I may be... damnit.

And pasty dont forget pasty.

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:38 pm

One question...

When did you get honor?

Jason Richards · Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:41 pm

Warwolf wrote:
Jason Richards wrote:
J. Lionheart wrote:I do hope this karaoke death-match will include a dance-fight. Nothing adds flair to musical combat like crazy moves on the floor.

There will be rockstar kicks involved, and much clenched fists of emotion.

Ok, so maybe I will stay on the sidelines... or further...

Crappy singing I could handle, add you guys trying to dance to the mix (and the fact that I DON'T... despite others' claims to the contrary)... just... no.

Rockers don't dance, man. They just express the emotion by kicking, clinching fists, and throwing around the mic stand.

The Galactus Kid · Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:09 pm

hahaha

I can't wait for this. I'll bring my arried repertoire and my A-game

Warwolf · Unread post by **Warwolf** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:53 pm

Jason Richards wrote:
Warwolf wrote:
Jason Richards wrote:
J. Lionheart wrote:I do hope this karaoke death-match will include a dance-fight. Nothing adds flair to musical combat like crazy moves on the floor.

There will be rockstar kicks involved, and much clenched fists of emotion.

Ok, so maybe I will stay on the sidelines... or further...

Crappy singing I could handle, add you guys trying to dance to the mix (and the fact that I DON'T... despite others' claims to the contrary)... just... no.

Rockers don't dance, man. They just express the emotion by kicking, clinching fists, and throwing around the mic stand.

Don't forget the jumping, headbanging, and especially the moshing. :demon:

Hmm... perhaps Spectre and I can get a pit going. :lol:

Unfortunately, most karaoke places I've been to don't have any good music. Just a bunch of honky-tonk crap and stupid oldies (as in not the good oldies). :-(

Jason Richards · Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:40 am

Warwolf wrote:
Jason Richards wrote:
Warwolf wrote:
Jason Richards wrote:
J. Lionheart wrote:I do hope this karaoke death-match will include a dance-fight. Nothing adds flair to musical combat like crazy moves on the floor.

There will be rockstar kicks involved, and much clenched fists of emotion.

Ok, so maybe I will stay on the sidelines... or further...

Crappy singing I could handle, add you guys trying to dance to the mix (and the fact that I DON'T... despite others' claims to the contrary)... just... no.

Rockers don't dance, man. They just express the emotion by kicking, clinching fists, and throwing around the mic stand.

Don't forget the jumping, headbanging, and especially the moshing. Hmm... perhaps Spectre and I can get a pit going.

Unfortunately, most karaoke places I've been to don't have any good music. Just a bunch of honky-tonk crap and stupid oldies (as in not the good oldies).

Will they have Journey? That's all you need.

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:43 am

Jason Richards wrote:
Warwolf wrote:
Jason Richards wrote:
Warwolf wrote:
Jason Richards wrote:
J. Lionheart wrote:I do hope this karaoke death-match will include a dance-fight. Nothing adds flair to musical combat like crazy moves on the floor.

There will be rockstar kicks involved, and much clenched fists of emotion.

Ok, so maybe I will stay on the sidelines... or further...

Crappy singing I could handle, add you guys trying to dance to the mix (and the fact that I DON'T... despite others' claims to the contrary)... just... no.

Rockers don't dance, man. They just express the emotion by kicking, clinching fists, and throwing around the mic stand.

Don't forget the jumping, headbanging, and especially the moshing. Hmm... perhaps Spectre and I can get a pit going.

Unfortunately, most karaoke places I've been to don't have any good music. Just a bunch of honky-tonk crap and stupid oldies (as in not the good oldies).

Will they have Journey? That's all you need.

You have been sentenced to the Hell of 1000lbs Women singing the Divynals song "I touch Myself" and acting it out.

Warwolf · Unread post by **Warwolf** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:31 pm

Jason Richards wrote:Will they have Journey? That's all you need.

Only if you're trying to induce an aneurism.

RoadWarriorFWaNK · Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:33 pm

The Galactus Kid wrote:hahaha

I can't wait for this. I'll bring my arried repertoire and my A-game

i got yo back homie. everyone in the D will lay down when Fuchikoma Clan rolls through

The Galactus Kid · Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:30 pm

Time and place has yet to be decided. We're procrastinators.

verdilak · Unread post by **verdilak** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:47 am

sawg138 wrote:
hippie_mama wrote:
wolfe wrote:
sawg138 wrote:Stiletto heels won't help you here.

Says the man packing his fishnet stockings and his Japanese schoolgirl outfit.

Crap, are we going to show up wearing the same thing? i'm totally kicking your *** if we do.

Dale and Juli won't approve.

I'm confused as to what I won't quite approve of. The japanese schoolgirl outfit worn by my wife, or the japanese schoolgirl outfit worn by sawg138.

Warwolf · Unread post by **Warwolf** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:41 pm

hippie_mama wrote:
sawg138 wrote:The BDSM action that will result in our wearing the same Japanese schoolgirl outfit.

wolfe wrote:Man, I hope for Kevins sanity he stocked up on the Ritalin.

hehe, hidden in the water supply, perhaps?

Random PB Employee: "Man, this is a tame group"

Kevin: "Shoulda been here two hours ago...i went ahead and drugged em all, just to be sure. That guy in the fishnets and pleated skirt was really creeping me out."

Just one problem... in non ADD people, Ritalin is acts as any other stimulant. :lol:

I will already be consuming 200% or more of my normal caffeine intake, you do NOT want to see me on a buzz that includes more stimulants! :shock:

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:10 pm

At least it ain't DDR.

The Galactus Kid · Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:15 am

Road Warrior Fwank wrote:i got yo back homie. everyone in the D will lay down when Fuchikoma Clan rolls through

He only speaks the truth.

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:18 am

The Galactus Kid wrote:
Road Warrior Fwank wrote:i got yo back homie. everyone in the D will lay down when Fuchikoma Clan rolls through

He only speaks the truth.

I take it english isnt his first language then?

The Galactus Kid · Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:42 am

Let me translate: *ahem*

What Road Warrior Fwank was saying, translated so those with no common sense can understand (oh snap) wrote:
Yeah, Brandon, I'll sing too. It will be great. Just like when we sing Karaoke all the time when you come back to visit. Oh, Joy, those are some good times, and I'm glad that I get to enjoy them with such a good buddy. If only the good people of Detroit could understand just how much fun that they will have. I'm just happy that we, the Fuchikoma Clan, might be able to provide hours of wholesome family entertainment for all the great people at the Open house...oh yeah...and we're gonna blow the roof off that *****.

I think thats about right. I barely made my skill role, so there might be some errors there.

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:45 am

The Galactus Kid wrote:Let me translate: *ahem*

What Road Warrior Fwank was saying, translated so those with no common sense can understand (oh snap) wrote:
Yeah, Brandon, I'll sing too. It will be great. Just like when we sing Karaoke all the time when you come back to visit. Oh, Joy, those are some good times, and I'm glad that I get to enjoy them with such a good buddy. If only the good people of Detroit could understand just how much fun that they will have. I'm just happy that we, the Fuchikoma Clan, might be able to provide hours of wholesome family entertainment for all the great people at the Open house...oh yeah...and we're gonna blow the roof off that *****.

I think thats about right. I barely made my skill role, so there might be some errors there.

Oh ok, well then either the OP or the translater sounds "ghei".

*oh snap*

The Galactus Kid · Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:10 pm

RoadWarriorFWaNK · Tue May 01, 2007 1:21 pm

we will see who has teh gheys at Ultimate Karaoke Battle 2007

SPOILER: It's Brandon.

The Galactus Kid · Tue May 01, 2007 1:29 pm

lol...aw...sadface

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Tue May 01, 2007 1:42 pm

The Galactus Kid wrote:lol...aw...sadface

Yes sad, so very, very sad.

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