Famous last words, Rifts style.
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Famous last words, Rifts style.
I do not know if this has been done or not so here it goes. Each take the next number and state their "Famous Last Words" fictious or game play. Just for fun. I'll start it off.
#1. Pardon me, lady, is this Juicer bothering you?
#2. Oh yeah!! Step out of your APC and say that.
#3. I know how to operate this Xeno-tech weapon.
Big Bob.....................
#1. Pardon me, lady, is this Juicer bothering you?
#2. Oh yeah!! Step out of your APC and say that.
#3. I know how to operate this Xeno-tech weapon.
Big Bob.....................
Mephisto: You have some morbid fantasies. I like it (okay)
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
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Great Lakes pirate 1: [has a helm wheel on the front of his pants]
Great lakes pirate 2: Arr! What's that steering wheel be for?
Great Lakes pirate 1: Arrr, it's driving me nuts!
[Emperor Prosek, General Holmes and Dr Bradford are Hovercar pooling]
Dr. Bradford: Oh, that was a good one.
General Holmes: What was a... OH, Dear Lord!
Dr. Bradford: Haha! Behold the gaseous stench of Dr. Bradford's Geneticly enhanced breakfast burrito!
Great Lakes pirate 1: [has a helm wheel on the front of his pants]
Great lakes pirate 2: Arr! What's that steering wheel be for?
Great Lakes pirate 1: Arrr, it's driving me nuts!
[Emperor Prosek, General Holmes and Dr Bradford are Hovercar pooling]
Dr. Bradford: Oh, that was a good one.
General Holmes: What was a... OH, Dear Lord!
Dr. Bradford: Haha! Behold the gaseous stench of Dr. Bradford's Geneticly enhanced breakfast burrito!
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Flooper. Fried, broiled, or chipped.
It's like eating Chinese.
FLOOP! And you're hungry again.
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My personal favorite:
"Don't worry guys, I jury rigged the Nuke cell!"
... and it wasn't a nuclear power core, it was a fusion block. Yup, sometimes it pays to keep certain tech out of public knowledge. (And have someone with demolitions skills in the group. Maybe an operator or two.)
"Don't worry guys, I jury rigged the Nuke cell!"
... and it wasn't a nuclear power core, it was a fusion block. Yup, sometimes it pays to keep certain tech out of public knowledge. (And have someone with demolitions skills in the group. Maybe an operator or two.)
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Big Joe: We need some things enchanted to take a beating...
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Mephisto: You have some morbid fantasies. I like it (okay)
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Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
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Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
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It's behind me, isn't it.
Mephisto: You have some morbid fantasies. I like it (okay)
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
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Neorealist wrote:"Whew; it`s only one more skill roll to disarm this. Good thing my demolitions is so high eh?"
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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Real-World Player: "Okay, GM, my character decides to step over the powdered skeletal remains at the front door and run his hands across the glowing symbols etched into the Wizard's Sanctum..."
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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The party had split up and half had gone ahead into the cave while the other half tried to con.. uh... persuade some of the townspeople to come with them after the monster.
Player: Ok, I'll use our secret call to let them know we're here at the entrance of the cave. <yelling at the top of his lungs> "HEH GUYS! WE'RE HERE!!!!!!"
Sadly that woke up the dragon and the rest of his minions that were waiting in the cave.
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Player: Ok, I'll use our secret call to let them know we're here at the entrance of the cave. <yelling at the top of his lungs> "HEH GUYS! WE'RE HERE!!!!!!"
Sadly that woke up the dragon and the rest of his minions that were waiting in the cave.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Mystic type PC (I think); "I try and channel all my pain and sorrow into it with telepathy and empathic transmission"
(2 melees later...from the demon star persuing the entire party)
"Thank you...I was feeling peckish"
MTPC(IT); "It didn't work? Oh...why is my nose blee...?" -thud-
(2 melees later...from the demon star persuing the entire party)
"Thank you...I was feeling peckish"
MTPC(IT); "It didn't work? Oh...why is my nose blee...?" -thud-
Bind the body to the opened mind
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
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"Hey! I have 700 MDC!!!! I'm effectively invinc---"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Player: "I jump then cast Fly Like an Eagle."
GM: "What?"
Player: "I mean, I jump off the cliff then cast Fly Like an Eagle."
GM: "The Cliff above the pool of acid."
Player: "Yes, I jump off the cliff above the pool of acid then cast Fly Like an Eagle."
GM:
"Looks like a skelton or mummy but talks...." then there was a pause, "I challenge You to One on One combat ." A (Player)normal Juicer saying this to an Ancient (WB9).
"I'll give you one free shot; Hit me with the best you got!!"
Player: "I jump then cast Fly Like an Eagle."
GM: "What?"
Player: "I mean, I jump off the cliff then cast Fly Like an Eagle."
GM: "The Cliff above the pool of acid."
Player: "Yes, I jump off the cliff above the pool of acid then cast Fly Like an Eagle."
GM:
"Looks like a skelton or mummy but talks...." then there was a pause, "I challenge You to One on One combat ." A (Player)normal Juicer saying this to an Ancient (WB9).
"I'll give you one free shot; Hit me with the best you got!!"
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"They'll NEVER suspect a frontal assault!"
"Bob, why are you looking at me funny...?"
"They'll NEVER suspect a frontal assault!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"What does this do?"
Mephisto: You have some morbid fantasies. I like it (okay)
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
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"OH MY G....oh, its just you, I thought you were the murderer. Silly, me."
or
"OH MY G....oh, its just you, I thought you were the _________________. Silly, me."
or
"OH MY G....oh, its just you, I thought you were the _________________. Silly, me."
Mephisto: You have some morbid fantasies. I like it (okay)
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
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"Hey, we're here to kill vampires(dragons, werewolves, etc..). Know where we might find some?"
"M.E. is a dump stat for non-psychics..."
"There's really no penalty rule for low physical stats, so I'm not worried..."
"Hey, we're here to kill vampires(dragons, werewolves, etc..). Know where we might find some?"
"M.E. is a dump stat for non-psychics..."
"There's really no penalty rule for low physical stats, so I'm not worried..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- cornholioprime
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- Comment: At long last....I am FINALLY free of my wonderful addiction to the online Flash game "Bloons."
Well, mostly..... - Location: In the Hivelands with General Jericho Holmes, taking advantage of suddenly stupid Xiticix...
If Xiticix acted the way they were SUPPOSED to instead of the way the writers meta-gamed them to be:
General Jericho Holmes: "Just hold out a little longer, men, and hold your fire!! I have a theory about Xiticix behaviour and if I'm right they'll soon cease their attac --"
General Jericho Holmes: "Just hold out a little longer, men, and hold your fire!! I have a theory about Xiticix behaviour and if I'm right they'll soon cease their attac --"
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- BookWyrm
- Champion
- Posts: 2355
- Joined: Sun Aug 19, 2001 1:01 am
- Comment: Mondos non cogitarus, Consilium!
- Location: my well-camouflaged lair on LI
"Oops."
"Whadayamean, 'it's comin' right for us' ?!"
"No, *YOU* were supposed to bring the spare ammo!"
"C'mon, it's just a wild-vampire, what could poss---"
"Whadayamean, 'it's comin' right for us' ?!"
"No, *YOU* were supposed to bring the spare ammo!"
"C'mon, it's just a wild-vampire, what could poss---"
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows."
BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One
Str-8 male Dom/Top;
Honourable but not gullible;
a Hero of the Megaverse.
BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One
Str-8 male Dom/Top;
Honourable but not gullible;
a Hero of the Megaverse.
- cornholioprime
- Palladin
- Posts: 7684
- Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:05 am
- Comment: At long last....I am FINALLY free of my wonderful addiction to the online Flash game "Bloons."
Well, mostly..... - Location: In the Hivelands with General Jericho Holmes, taking advantage of suddenly stupid Xiticix...
(From another Thread in this Forum)
"Seriously, it's the five of us versus Pestilence, weakest of the Horsemen. By the time we get done with him, they won't even need a Gathering of Heroe--"
"Seriously, it's the five of us versus Pestilence, weakest of the Horsemen. By the time we get done with him, they won't even need a Gathering of Heroe--"
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48473
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
"Pfah! Laser derringers are nothing! You'd have to be stupid to die from oen of th--"
"I'm in heavy MDC body armor! A fall's not going to kill me!"
"What are you rolling those extra dice for?"
"I'm in heavy MDC body armor! A fall's not going to kill me!"
"What are you rolling those extra dice for?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
- bigbobsr6000
- Hero
- Posts: 1585
- Joined: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:25 pm
- Location: "Out there,...man,..really out there..."
Turn left.....wait...no..RIGHT!...TURN RIGHT!!
Mephisto: You have some morbid fantasies. I like it (okay)
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
- bigbobsr6000
- Hero
- Posts: 1585
- Joined: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:25 pm
- Location: "Out there,...man,..really out there..."
What were you thinking!!
Mephisto: You have some morbid fantasies. I like it (okay)
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
- Jefffar
- Supreme Being
- Posts: 8681
- Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2000 1:01 am
- Comment: Being a moderator doesn't mean I speak for Palladium Books. It just makes me the lifeguard at their pool.
- Location: Unreality
- Contact:
This looks like a nice place for lunch.
Official Hero of the Megaverse
Co-Holder with Ice Dragon of the "Lando Calrissian" award for Smooth. - Novastar
Palladium Forums of the Megaverse Rules
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Dead Boy wrote:All hail Jefffar... King of the Mods
Co-Holder with Ice Dragon of the "Lando Calrissian" award for Smooth. - Novastar
Palladium Forums of the Megaverse Rules
If you need to contact Palladium Books for any reason, click here.
- Neorealist
- Wanderer
- Posts: 96
- Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:35 pm
- Comment: 42
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48473
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
I just gotta take a leak...I'll be right back.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- Shotgun Jolly
- Dungeon Crawler
- Posts: 237
- Joined: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:16 pm
- Location: St. John's, Newfoundland
- Contact:
- Colt47
- Champion
- Posts: 2141
- Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:39 am
- Comment: Keeper of the Pies
- Location: In Russia with Love
Me: Don't worry, it can't see us unless we move!
Dan: Uh, don't you have to move to talk?
Me: Uh, well... aw hell.
Dan: Uh, don't you have to move to talk?
Me: Uh, well... aw hell.
Norbu the Enchanter: Hello friends! What brings you to my shop today?
Big Joe: We need some things enchanted to take a beating...
Norbu: Perhaps you want your weapons enchanted? Or maybe a shield or sword? I can even enchant armor!
Big Joe: We need you to enchant this Liver, this heart, and these kidneys.
Norbu:
Big Joe: We need some things enchanted to take a beating...
Norbu: Perhaps you want your weapons enchanted? Or maybe a shield or sword? I can even enchant armor!
Big Joe: We need you to enchant this Liver, this heart, and these kidneys.
Norbu:
- bigbobsr6000
- Hero
- Posts: 1585
- Joined: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:25 pm
- Location: "Out there,...man,..really out there..."
It's probably just a fuse or breaker, I'll go check it out.
Mephisto: You have some morbid fantasies. I like it (okay)
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
Sanford: Excellent concept, Big Bob!
sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48473
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
I'd feel a lot safer if I stayed out here...
Hey! I think I'm in love!
Hey! I think I'm in love!
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48473
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
"Oh come on! I really don't NEED 'Identify Plants and Fruits'! How difficault can it be to pick an edible plant?!"
"Er...why is the grass moving like that...?!"
"I'll run out and distract it while you kill it!"
"Er...why is the grass moving like that...?!"
"I'll run out and distract it while you kill it!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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