Famous last words, Rifts style.

bigbobsr6000 · Unread post by **bigbobsr6000** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:59 pm

I do not know if this has been done or not so here it goes. Each take the next number and state their "Famous Last Words" fictious or game play. Just for fun. I'll start it off.

#1. Pardon me, lady, is this Juicer bothering you?
#2. Oh yeah!! Step out of your APC and say that.
#3. I know how to operate this Xeno-tech weapon.

Big Bob.....................

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:23 pm

"Hey guys! You can come out, it's all clear now!"

Rimmerdal · Unread post by **Rimmerdal** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:37 pm

[to great lake pirates are standing on a dock...]
Great Lakes pirate 1: [has a helm wheel on the front of his pants]
Great lakes pirate 2: Arr! What's that steering wheel be for?
Great Lakes pirate 1: Arrr, it's driving me nuts!

[Emperor Prosek, General Holmes and Dr Bradford are Hovercar pooling]
Dr. Bradford: Oh, that was a good one.
General Holmes: What was a... OH, Dear Lord!
Dr. Bradford: Haha! Behold the gaseous stench of Dr. Bradford's Geneticly enhanced breakfast burrito!

Neorealist · Unread post by **Neorealist** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:46 pm

"Whew; it`s only one more skill roll to disarm this. Good thing my demolitions is so high eh?"

Esckey · Unread post by **Esckey** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:57 pm

My favorite

"I didn't touch your girlfriend, honest"

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:04 pm

"See, your perfectly safe, nothign could happen to you when your protected by <urk!>"

"They came from . . . behind"

Prince Artemis · Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:20 pm

"Oh Shi..."

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:24 pm

"What do you mean I can't tell what it is with my Demon-Monster Lore?"

Colt47 · Unread post by **Colt47** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:05 am

My personal favorite:

"Don't worry guys, I jury rigged the Nuke cell!"

... and it wasn't a nuclear power core, it was a fusion block. Yup, sometimes it pays to keep certain tech out of public knowledge. (And have someone with demolitions skills in the group. Maybe an operator or two.) :lol:

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:15 am

Flooper to the Juicer standing nearby: "Hey, what does THIS button d---?"

A CS patrol is standing over a freshly-destroyed Dee-Bee's corpse. The medic of the team is taking scans.
Patrol Leader: "It's dead, Jim."
Medic: "I can see that....and STOP CALLING ME JIM!"

bigbobsr6000 · Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:42 am

Oops,,,,,

Shawn Merrow · Unread post by **Shawn Merrow** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:39 am

Sure I put enough time on the timer.

Esckey · Unread post by **Esckey** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:35 am

"Relax, we're fine"

Shawn Merrow · Unread post by **Shawn Merrow** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:50 am

Look its cute how dangerous can it be?

bigbobsr6000 · Unread post by **bigbobsr6000** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:05 am

It's behind me, isn't it.

sHaka · Unread post by **sHaka** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:26 am

"Those skimpy chicks are blind! What could they poss..."

Neorealist · Unread post by **Neorealist** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:16 am

"Trust me; everything is going to be fine. what could possibly go wrong?"

sasha · Unread post by **sasha** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:56 am

Of the few Rifts game I played, there seems to have been a lot of famous last words.

"I'm on point."

"I'll take the chance."

"I don't believe you got the balls."

"That's nice. Too bad I'm going to kill you."

"You're ugly. And you stink."

"I see I must teach you some manners."

cornholioprime · Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:32 pm

Neorealist wrote:"Whew; it`s only one more skill roll to disarm this. Good thing my demolitions is so high eh?"

cornholioprime · Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:35 pm

Real-World Player: "Okay, GM, my character decides to step over the powdered skeletal remains at the front door and run his hands across the glowing symbols etched into the Wizard's Sanctum..."

sasha · Unread post by **sasha** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:03 pm

I almost misread "Sanctum"...

Daniel Stoker · Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:21 pm

The party had split up and half had gone ahead into the cave while the other half tried to con.. uh... persuade some of the townspeople to come with them after the monster.

Player: Ok, I'll use our secret call to let them know we're here at the entrance of the cave. <yelling at the top of his lungs> "HEH GUYS! WE'RE HERE!!!!!!"

Sadly that woke up the dragon and the rest of his minions that were waiting in the cave.

Daniel Stoker

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:02 pm

"I GOT IT---!!"

Shadyslug · Unread post by **Shadyslug** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:22 pm

"Do you think it'll notice if I take a few gold coins?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:25 pm

"Now do I cut the blue wire or the red wire? No, wait! They're BOTH blue!"

DhAkael · Unread post by **DhAkael** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:35 pm

Mystic type PC (I think); "I try and channel all my pain and sorrow into it with telepathy and empathic transmission"

(2 melees later...from the demon star persuing the entire party)

"Thank you...I was feeling peckish"

MTPC(IT); "It didn't work? Oh...why is my nose blee...?" -thud-

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:55 am

"Hey! I have 700 MDC!!!! I'm effectively invinc---"

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:12 pm

"I have a Naruni super heavy force field, why do I need armor?"

"Lets ambush those CS guys in the funny looking armor."

"How much damage can one missile do, whats a 'proton torpedo' anyway?"

"They are all armed with L-20s, those things are nothing but main book junk."

"Its an Undead, how fast could it be?" (talking about a Murder Wraith)

Astral Pantheon · Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:20 pm

"Its a small scale. I'm sure the Dragon won't Mind..." As a Player takes his TK-Dagger and cuts off a scale from the sleeping adult Dragon.

Player: "I jump then cast Fly Like an Eagle."
GM: "What?"
Player: "I mean, I jump off the cliff then cast Fly Like an Eagle."
GM: "The Cliff above the pool of acid."
Player: "Yes, I jump off the cliff above the pool of acid then cast Fly Like an Eagle."
GM: :shock:

"Looks like a skelton or mummy but talks...." then there was a pause, "I challenge You to One on One combat ." A (Player)normal Juicer saying this to an Ancient (WB9).

"I'll give you one free shot; Hit me with the best you got!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:17 pm

"Crazies...nothing but jacked-up squishies with delusions of grandeur..."

"Bob, why are you looking at me funny...?"

"They'll NEVER suspect a frontal assault!"

AdmTolval · Unread post by **AdmTolval** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:40 pm

"I am a prowl GOD!"

Non-cybernetic human to ogre cyborg, "What do you mean its our fault you snapper head!"

bigbobsr6000 · Unread post by **bigbobsr6000** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:04 pm

"What does this do?"

bigbobsr6000 · Unread post by **bigbobsr6000** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:08 pm

"OH MY G....oh, its just you, I thought you were the murderer. Silly, me."

or

"OH MY G....oh, its just you, I thought you were the _________________. Silly, me."

:twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:26 pm

"Yeah, we did that job. What about it?"

"Hey, we're here to kill vampires(dragons, werewolves, etc..). Know where we might find some?"

"M.E. is a dump stat for non-psychics..."

"There's really no penalty rule for low physical stats, so I'm not worried..."

cornholioprime · Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:03 am

If Xiticix acted the way they were SUPPOSED to instead of the way the writers meta-gamed them to be:

General Jericho Holmes: "Just hold out a little longer, men, and hold your fire!! I have a theory about Xiticix behaviour and if I'm right they'll soon cease their attac --"

Rockwolf66 · Unread post by **Rockwolf66** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:05 pm

"The black market, what a bunch of pushover's. Do you know how easy it was to kill their local head? I'll tell..." (sound of bone splintering as a bullet hit's a skull after traveling from much farther than the range of sixth sense).

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:10 am

"These are not the d-bees you're looking for..."(said while trying telepathic suggestion on a mind-blocked Nega-Psychic)

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:09 pm

"Oops."

"Whadayamean, 'it's comin' right for us' ?!"

"No, *YOU* were supposed to bring the spare ammo!"

"C'mon, it's just a wild-vampire, what could poss---"

cornholioprime · Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:06 pm

(From another Thread in this Forum)

"Seriously, it's the five of us versus Pestilence, weakest of the Horsemen. By the time we get done with him, they won't even need a Gathering of Heroe--"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:23 pm

"Pfah! Laser derringers are nothing! You'd have to be stupid to die from oen of th--"

"I'm in heavy MDC body armor! A fall's not going to kill me!"

"What are you rolling those extra dice for?"

bigbobsr6000 · Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:30 pm

Turn left.....wait...no..RIGHT!...TURN RIGHT!!

bigbobsr6000 · Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:33 pm

What were you thinking!!

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:47 pm

This looks like a nice place for lunch.

Neorealist · Unread post by **Neorealist** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:03 pm

Hey you. yeah you. that armor makes you look like a skull-faced pansy.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:57 pm

I just gotta take a leak...I'll be right back.

Shotgun Jolly · Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:27 am

"Hey! Look.. that sign says 'Free Candy'"

Colt47 · Unread post by **Colt47** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:25 am

Me: Don't worry, it can't see us unless we move!

Dan: Uh, don't you have to move to talk?

Me: Uh, well... aw hell.

bigbobsr6000 · Unread post by **bigbobsr6000** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:57 am

It's probably just a fuse or breaker, I'll go check it out.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:38 pm

I'd feel a lot safer if I stayed out here...

Hey! I think I'm in love!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:53 pm

"Oh come on! I really don't NEED 'Identify Plants and Fruits'! How difficault can it be to pick an edible plant?!"

"Er...why is the grass moving like that...?!"

"I'll run out and distract it while you kill it!"