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- Aramanthus
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Bring out the clones! I always felt that they were going to have to use clones to get anywhere!
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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The SDF-1 in BattleMode, on Earth...Gloval's pacing the bridge.
Gloval: "Where the heck is Lisa? It's not like her to miss her shift!"
(meanwhile, outside the bridge windows, an enormous ape goes climbing up over the bridge, Lisa clutched in its paw...)
Gloval: "Where the heck is Lisa? It's not like her to miss her shift!"
(meanwhile, outside the bridge windows, an enormous ape goes climbing up over the bridge, Lisa clutched in its paw...)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- Aramanthus
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:::Gloval spotting the giant ape further notices Lisa in its clutches.::: "Fire the Wave moti........I mean the Reflex Cannon at that dam dirty ape! We must save Lisa!"
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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Roy:"It wasn't the veritechs that killed him...It was the fact that Minmei can't hold a high note that killed the beast!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- Aramanthus
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---Shot of Minmei belching the national anthem before collapsing facefirst in a drunken stupor...
"Yep, famed actress Lynn Minmei on the way to her child custody hearing..."
"Yep, famed actress Lynn Minmei on the way to her child custody hearing..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- Aramanthus
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Or trying to flatulating the national anthem out!
Please Ms. Spears step aside for the other trailer trash.
Please Ms. Spears step aside for the other trailer trash.
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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Rick Hunter's Dream Sequence(?)
Rick: "Gotta use this bicycle to get to the moon! BICYCLE TO THE MOON?! Wait! This has gotta be a dream! Gotta be a drea---'
Gloval: "What just went *splutch* across the bridge windshields?"
Claudia: "Don't know, sir, it looked like a bicycle."
Rick: "Gotta use this bicycle to get to the moon! BICYCLE TO THE MOON?! Wait! This has gotta be a dream! Gotta be a drea---'
Gloval: "What just went *splutch* across the bridge windshields?"
Claudia: "Don't know, sir, it looked like a bicycle."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- Aramanthus
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LOL Poor Rick! He didn't deserve that sort of fate. Minmei does though!
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
- taalismn
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Lisa:(to bandage-wrapped figure in hospital bed)"I'm so very sorry....I'm sorry! I almost killed you! And...I think...I love you! Please, oh please, be all right!"
Nurse: (coming in)"Ma'am? Rick Hunter's room is across the hall. This is Missuz Schwartz."
Lisa looks down and see the mummy-tractioned person in the bed, only the eyes visible through the wrappings, looking at her with an absolutely puzzled(and maybe a little bit shocked and amused) expression to the eyebrows....
Nurse: (coming in)"Ma'am? Rick Hunter's room is across the hall. This is Missuz Schwartz."
Lisa looks down and see the mummy-tractioned person in the bed, only the eyes visible through the wrappings, looking at her with an absolutely puzzled(and maybe a little bit shocked and amused) expression to the eyebrows....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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-Max and Miriya are fighting in Macross Park--
Miriya: "DIE, MICRON-*WHAP*nngk.."(THUD)
-Max is left looking at an unconscious Miriya who accidentally stepped on a rake left in the grass, which has popped up and cold-cocked her...Now what's he supposed to do?
Miriya: "DIE, MICRON-*WHAP*nngk.."(THUD)
-Max is left looking at an unconscious Miriya who accidentally stepped on a rake left in the grass, which has popped up and cold-cocked her...Now what's he supposed to do?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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-Hangar Bay of the SDF-1- A squad of veritechs and destroids is clustered around a Zentraedi Recon Pod while a VF-1S and the Zentraedi pilot are fussing with the pod's hatch...
VF-1S Captain: "Lemme get this straight...You Locked Yourself Out of Your Own Mecha?!"
Zentraedi Pod Pilot: "Hey! This is a bad neighborhood for us! I was nervous!"
Gladiator Pilot: (stepping up behind them) "Okay, boys in Logistics made me a giant coat hanger! Now let this girl from the Bronx show you her magic! Wanna time me on this?"
VF-1S Captain: "Lemme get this straight...You Locked Yourself Out of Your Own Mecha?!"
Zentraedi Pod Pilot: "Hey! This is a bad neighborhood for us! I was nervous!"
Gladiator Pilot: (stepping up behind them) "Okay, boys in Logistics made me a giant coat hanger! Now let this girl from the Bronx show you her magic! Wanna time me on this?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- Aramanthus
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Fade in to and ad:
Are you in a bad neighborhood and you are worried about your mecha? Just use the "Otto-pilot" feature in your mecha to keep away pesty interlopers. Once installed this product gives the impression of there being someone in the cockpit when you have to go on some classified missions away from your mecha. Once installed it even moves around on a programmed set of patterns. Of course we recommend single women stay way out of arms reach from "Otto-pilot as they generate a lot of static electricity in various locations of their bodies which causes "Otto" to be attracted to them and to get stuck in embarrassing places.
Ad end:
Are you in a bad neighborhood and you are worried about your mecha? Just use the "Otto-pilot" feature in your mecha to keep away pesty interlopers. Once installed this product gives the impression of there being someone in the cockpit when you have to go on some classified missions away from your mecha. Once installed it even moves around on a programmed set of patterns. Of course we recommend single women stay way out of arms reach from "Otto-pilot as they generate a lot of static electricity in various locations of their bodies which causes "Otto" to be attracted to them and to get stuck in embarrassing places.
Ad end:
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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(Cut to Max sitting in his living room)
Max: (deadpan)"Have problems with cramps, bloating, extremes of behavior? DRead that time of the month when the woprld seems out to get you and rationality flies out the door? Suffer from distorted vision, decline of health, and loss of your ability to enjoy the things you normally do?"
Miriya: "Honey! I'm cleaning this mess out NOW!!!"
(the rear thrusters of a Veritech back into the room, and suddenly we're shown what happens when you open up the throttles of a supersonic aerospace fighter in a confined space...)
FFFFWWWWOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(flare and smoke clear to show the living room flashburned and Max still sitting on the remains of his couch, completely crisped in comic fashion save for his half-lidded eyes...)
Max: (Holding up a small bottle)"Tylenol ExTee-Tabs...specially formulated for human husbands of alien wives...for serious pain relief from the monthlies..."
Max: (deadpan)"Have problems with cramps, bloating, extremes of behavior? DRead that time of the month when the woprld seems out to get you and rationality flies out the door? Suffer from distorted vision, decline of health, and loss of your ability to enjoy the things you normally do?"
Miriya: "Honey! I'm cleaning this mess out NOW!!!"
(the rear thrusters of a Veritech back into the room, and suddenly we're shown what happens when you open up the throttles of a supersonic aerospace fighter in a confined space...)
FFFFWWWWOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(flare and smoke clear to show the living room flashburned and Max still sitting on the remains of his couch, completely crisped in comic fashion save for his half-lidded eyes...)
Max: (Holding up a small bottle)"Tylenol ExTee-Tabs...specially formulated for human husbands of alien wives...for serious pain relief from the monthlies..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Yikes. Now THAT is cleaning house!
Would anything even be left of the couch? I'm somehow doubting it.
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Robotech: Rising Sun hosted by Chris
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AuroraKet wrote::lol:
Yikes. Now THAT is cleaning house!
Would anything even be left of the couch? I'm somehow doubting it.
Comic License...There should be nothing left of MAX either...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- Aramanthus
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Rick: "I'm really sorry about going to see MInmei, instead of taking you to that picnic, Lisa!"
Lisa: "I'll forgive you on one condition..."
Rick: "That is?..."
(later)
Max: "I think it's a sign of faith and fidelity if you DON'T try to pick the lock on the collar, Rick."
Rick: "IT's not the collar I mind so much.....it's just that until the brand heals, I can't sit down without that burning pain! Preparation H just doesn't do anything!"
Lisa: "I'll forgive you on one condition..."
Rick: "That is?..."
(later)
Max: "I think it's a sign of faith and fidelity if you DON'T try to pick the lock on the collar, Rick."
Rick: "IT's not the collar I mind so much.....it's just that until the brand heals, I can't sit down without that burning pain! Preparation H just doesn't do anything!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- Aramanthus
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Ouch! Poor Rick! He'll make a wonderful henpecked husband this way!
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
- taalismn
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Add-on to 'OWNED Rick':
Rick: *Beep*Beep*Beep* "Oh crud! She's got me Lo-Jacked!"
Rick: *Beep*Beep*Beep* "Oh crud! She's got me Lo-Jacked!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- Aramanthus
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LOL I wonder where Lisa put that on Rick? Really I don't want to know.
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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Rick:(on phone) "Hello? Houdini Supply Co.? Yes, I'd like to change the means of shipping or my order....that would be order number 23234...Yes, the Personal Concealable All-in-One Lock Pick and Escape Took Micro-Kit....to First Class Ninja Delivery..>Yes, put on my card....IF I'm not at home, deliver it to the following address...specifically the bedroom...I'll be needing it immediately..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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IT was that fateful day on Breetai's flagship that Rick Hunter realized...
"Lisa Hayes is a sex-fiend..."
It was also that day that Rick Hunter's friends realized...
"Better him than us."
---Excerpted from Jung Freud's "The HyperFold Club---Men, Women, Survival Genetics, Social and Sexual Dynamics in the First Robotech War."
"Lisa Hayes is a sex-fiend..."
It was also that day that Rick Hunter's friends realized...
"Better him than us."
---Excerpted from Jung Freud's "The HyperFold Club---Men, Women, Survival Genetics, Social and Sexual Dynamics in the First Robotech War."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- Aramanthus
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Ah the new way to loose weight! Sexorcise with Lisa! Sex your way to a new you!
Also with this you can be ready for a new career in film!
Also with this you can be ready for a new career in film!
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
Aramanthus wrote:Ah the new way to loose weight! Sexorcise with Lisa! Sex your way to a new you!
Also with this you can be ready for a new career in film!
Bind the body to the opened mind
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
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UNfortunately, Rick still had the 'Special' on when Lisa had their first child...
Lisa:"YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!! IT'S -YOUR-FAULT!!! SHARE MY PAIN!!!"
(clench)!!!ZZZAPPPP!!!!#YYYIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!#
Max: "Should we ask for a painkiller for Rick?"
MIriya: "No...without him distracting her, she might turn on us next."
Lisa:"YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!! IT'S -YOUR-FAULT!!! SHARE MY PAIN!!!"
(clench)!!!ZZZAPPPP!!!!#YYYIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!#
Max: "Should we ask for a painkiller for Rick?"
MIriya: "No...without him distracting her, she might turn on us next."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
- Aramanthus
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Poor Rick! Again Lisa beats the stuffing out of him with the pain device! I can onlt believe that his life with Minmei would have be truely a hell on earth to make that look like paradise! I don't even want to go down that little stream of thought!
Rick married to Minmei.............:::Thoughts on it.:::
Rick married to Minmei.............:::Thoughts on it.:::
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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Aramanthus wrote:Poor Rick! Again Lisa beats the stuffing out of him with the pain device! I can onlt believe that his life with Minmei would have be truely a hell on earth to make that look like paradise! I don't even want to go down that little stream of thought!
Rick married to Minmei.............:::Thoughts on it.:::
"Fish head soup AGAIN!!!????"
"Well, it -is- your favorite."
"It -IS-?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Rick!:::: "Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! I've got a headache and she won't shutup!"
Minmei::: "Rick are you sure you don't want anymore of my catfish surprise?"
Rick: "No! I can definately don't want anymore of your cooking! It's terrible! It's poisonous."
Minmei::: Just as cheefully.::: "You only had one helping of the catfish. Maybe you'd like to try the sidedish, it's made from pontsetta plants roots. Someone told me it was best served fried."
Rick: "Minmei that is poinsonous too!"
Minmei: "Oh Rick just try it." "She takes a scoop and forces it into Ricks mouth as he is about to protest. He turns a uniques variety shades of colors and then drops dead from poison.:::
Minmei::: "Rick are you sure you don't want anymore of my catfish surprise?"
Rick: "No! I can definately don't want anymore of your cooking! It's terrible! It's poisonous."
Minmei::: Just as cheefully.::: "You only had one helping of the catfish. Maybe you'd like to try the sidedish, it's made from pontsetta plants roots. Someone told me it was best served fried."
Rick: "Minmei that is poinsonous too!"
Minmei: "Oh Rick just try it." "She takes a scoop and forces it into Ricks mouth as he is about to protest. He turns a uniques variety shades of colors and then drops dead from poison.:::
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"...and CUT!"
Minmei: "Oh thank god! We like retook that one shot, what, eighteen times?...My cigars! Did somebody filch my cigars?! Genuine Cubans, they were! If I find somebody swiped my cheroots, I'm going to %*&! dig that &^$^^& a new ********!...And Hikaru? Enough with the antiseptic spray! I'm sure the crew sanitized that canvas seat already!"
Hikaru/Hunter: "But Miiinnnnnnn.....these sets are FILTHY! Germs all over the place! I don't need a staph-infection!"
Misa/Lisa: "...hey, 8hic* Whoya callin' ol' souruss?!"
Minmei: "....your scene's not going to be shot for another two hours and already you're drunk?! I can't work like this! Get me a supporting female cast member who DOESN'T come to work soused! And maybe a co-star who ISN'T an obsessive-compulsive hypochondriac!"
Minmei: "Oh thank god! We like retook that one shot, what, eighteen times?...My cigars! Did somebody filch my cigars?! Genuine Cubans, they were! If I find somebody swiped my cheroots, I'm going to %*&! dig that &^$^^& a new ********!...And Hikaru? Enough with the antiseptic spray! I'm sure the crew sanitized that canvas seat already!"
Hikaru/Hunter: "But Miiinnnnnnn.....these sets are FILTHY! Germs all over the place! I don't need a staph-infection!"
Misa/Lisa: "...hey, 8hic* Whoya callin' ol' souruss?!"
Minmei: "....your scene's not going to be shot for another two hours and already you're drunk?! I can't work like this! Get me a supporting female cast member who DOESN'T come to work soused! And maybe a co-star who ISN'T an obsessive-compulsive hypochondriac!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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(Grand Cannon INspection Platform)
Admiral Hayes: "Ah, Lisa, your mother would have been proud of the fine young woman you've grown up to become! In fact, she'd have wanted you to finally have this..."
Lisa: "Mom's bullwhip?"
Admiral Hayes: "Yes, you're finally ready for this...and for that special somebody in your life!"
Lisa: "Thanks, Dad, I can really use this." (Whip-KRACK! Whip-KRACK!)
Admiral Hayes: (watching)"Yep...just like your mother."
(New Generation...)
Lancer takes a sunbath...on top of a buried Invid shocktrooper...
THEN realizes what he's really laying on...
Same episode:
Lancer hears sudden movement...looks up in time to see...
...slavering jaws as a jaguar hops up on the rock with him...
(moments later Rand, Rook, Marlene, and Annie look up as a doppler-screaming Lancer streaks past them with a mad cat latched onto his underwear and posterior)
Same episode...
Magruder goes for the knockout shot, but Lancer beats him to the punch with a snap-punch to the jewels...
Lancer: "Oops! Reflex action! Are you okay?"
Magruder: "...aside from forever swearing off women, I'm just peachy..."
"Annie's Birthday"
Lunk fires off a salvo of fireworks when one of them goes astray, streaks towards the house, over and between the women, and explodes inside...
Lunk: "Oops..."
Admiral Hayes: "Ah, Lisa, your mother would have been proud of the fine young woman you've grown up to become! In fact, she'd have wanted you to finally have this..."
Lisa: "Mom's bullwhip?"
Admiral Hayes: "Yes, you're finally ready for this...and for that special somebody in your life!"
Lisa: "Thanks, Dad, I can really use this." (Whip-KRACK! Whip-KRACK!)
Admiral Hayes: (watching)"Yep...just like your mother."
(New Generation...)
Lancer takes a sunbath...on top of a buried Invid shocktrooper...
THEN realizes what he's really laying on...
Same episode:
Lancer hears sudden movement...looks up in time to see...
...slavering jaws as a jaguar hops up on the rock with him...
(moments later Rand, Rook, Marlene, and Annie look up as a doppler-screaming Lancer streaks past them with a mad cat latched onto his underwear and posterior)
Same episode...
Magruder goes for the knockout shot, but Lancer beats him to the punch with a snap-punch to the jewels...
Lancer: "Oops! Reflex action! Are you okay?"
Magruder: "...aside from forever swearing off women, I'm just peachy..."
"Annie's Birthday"
Lunk fires off a salvo of fireworks when one of them goes astray, streaks towards the house, over and between the women, and explodes inside...
Lunk: "Oops..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Dairugger XV wrote:taalismn wrote:Same episode:
Lancer hears sudden movement...looks up in time to see...
...slavering jaws as a Smoke Jaguar hops up on the rock with him...
(moments later Rand, Rook, Marlene, and Annie look up as a doppler-screaming Lancer streaks past them with a Mad Cat latched onto his underwear and posterior)
Scott: I thought the Clans weren't supposed to be around for another thousand years.
Rand: Scott, you're thinking way too hard about this situation. Now, go get your Alpha.
NOW can I fire my Nuclear-Gattling-300mm-Boom Gun ?! ; Anonymous Munchkin
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Dairugger XV wrote:taalismn wrote:Same episode:
Lancer hears sudden movement...looks up in time to see...
...slavering jaws as a Smoke Jaguar hops up on the rock with him...
(moments later Rand, Rook, Marlene, and Annie look up as a doppler-screaming Lancer streaks past them with a Mad Cat latched onto his underwear and posterior)
Scott: I thought the Clans weren't supposed to be around for another thousand years.
Rand: Scott, you're thinking way too hard about this situation. Now, go get your Alpha.
Scott: "Can't....mecha overheated...I'm out for a few turns.."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Invid Scout:(from fifteen feet deep inside a sidewalk)#....i %#@!!& HATE Death-From-Above.....#
Regis: #"What was that? I can hardly hear you!"#
Regis: #"What was that? I can hardly hear you!"#
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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LAMs(Land Air Mechs)----Opposing Harmony Gold, Macross, and Robotech forces get an automatic +10 to Strike, Copyright Vengeance Advantage.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Tomahawk MkIV Vs. Warhammer MkI
"Good, bad, legal...I'm the guy who doesn't need heat sinks!"
~ Lance Corpral John "Dead-eye" Johnson, RDF ground forces.
"Good, bad, legal...I'm the guy who doesn't need heat sinks!"
~ Lance Corpral John "Dead-eye" Johnson, RDF ground forces.
Bind the body to the opened mind
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
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Gladiator Pilot: "...though I WOULD appreciate jumpjets..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Jump jets?! We don't need no steenking jump je... What the hell is he doing?"
-BONG-
"...ow..."
~PFC Juan 'Nacho' Hernandez, RDF ground forces. First victim of the dreaded M.A.C. II hover thruster re-fit "Death From Above"
-BONG-
"...ow..."
~PFC Juan 'Nacho' Hernandez, RDF ground forces. First victim of the dreaded M.A.C. II hover thruster re-fit "Death From Above"
Bind the body to the opened mind
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
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--ALUCE Base....crater wall...a stream of warships passes overheard, as the camera pans down to show...
...A Black Monolith on the stark lunar landscape..
...It is totally ignored...
Shot of a hangar bay in ALUCE..Alphas, Betas, and Shadowfighters are all rolling about, revving, arming...
...There's a Black Monolith sitting right in the launch bay entrance...
"Somebody want to move that damn thing out of the way?!"
...A destroid steps up and and picks up the monolith and moves it aside...
Corridor of ALUCE Base..
...With a Black Monolith right in the middle of it...
*WHAM!*
"OUCH! Hey! Who left this thing in the middle of the hall!?"
...A few minutes later two Cyclone Riders come up and pick up the monolith and carry it away...
...General Reinhardt's office on ALUCE Base...
...With a Black Monolith standing in front of his desk...
"Har har har...very funny...(cues intercom)..Sparks, can you have this thing moved out of my office? Somebody's got too much time on their hands if they're playing dumb practical jokes."
...If alien stone could cry...
...A Black Monolith on the stark lunar landscape..
...It is totally ignored...
Shot of a hangar bay in ALUCE..Alphas, Betas, and Shadowfighters are all rolling about, revving, arming...
...There's a Black Monolith sitting right in the launch bay entrance...
"Somebody want to move that damn thing out of the way?!"
...A destroid steps up and and picks up the monolith and moves it aside...
Corridor of ALUCE Base..
...With a Black Monolith right in the middle of it...
*WHAM!*
"OUCH! Hey! Who left this thing in the middle of the hall!?"
...A few minutes later two Cyclone Riders come up and pick up the monolith and carry it away...
...General Reinhardt's office on ALUCE Base...
...With a Black Monolith standing in front of his desk...
"Har har har...very funny...(cues intercom)..Sparks, can you have this thing moved out of my office? Somebody's got too much time on their hands if they're playing dumb practical jokes."
...If alien stone could cry...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Macross Island, Macross City, first Zentraedi assault.
Blue 1: "Jansen! Formation Groucho!"
Blue 6: "Ryokai!"
Scene of battlepod sprinting down street. Unseen by it's operator, a crate of bannana's is tossed in front of it by the Battroid piloted by Blue 6.
-Clang clang clang clang SQUIP.....BONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!-
Battlepod now on back like turtle as giant cream pie is dropped on it's optics by Blue 1.
Zentraedi soldier: "...I hate micronians..."
Blue 1: "Jansen! Formation Groucho!"
Blue 6: "Ryokai!"
Scene of battlepod sprinting down street. Unseen by it's operator, a crate of bannana's is tossed in front of it by the Battroid piloted by Blue 6.
-Clang clang clang clang SQUIP.....BONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!-
Battlepod now on back like turtle as giant cream pie is dropped on it's optics by Blue 1.
Zentraedi soldier: "...I hate micronians..."
Bind the body to the opened mind
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
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...Scene in Macross supermarket, as several Battlepod feet go crashing past the window...A Merchant Marine sailor dashes in, tosses some money on the counter..
"Spinach, all you got, and fast!"
Moments later, there's the sound of a steam whistle..>LOUD<...and a thundering SMASH as three battlepods go spinning kettle-over-arse over the horizon...
"Spinach, all you got, and fast!"
Moments later, there's the sound of a steam whistle..>LOUD<...and a thundering SMASH as three battlepods go spinning kettle-over-arse over the horizon...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
taalismn wrote:...Scene in Macross supermarket, as several Battlepod feet go crashing past the window...A Merchant Marine sailor dashes in, tosses some money on the counter..
"Spinach, all you got, and fast!"
Moments later, there's the sound of a steam whistle..>LOUD<...and a thundering SMASH as three battlepods go spinning kettle-over-arse over the horizon...
"BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Okay...you win with that one
Bind the body to the opened mind
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
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anime cross over: Ranma 1/2
see Navigator Ryoga plot a fold jump to the far side of the moon!!
find out what happens when Shampoo is hired as minmei's body guard!
watch The Bernard group really get screwed up when Ranma signs on as roadie for Yellow Dancer!
see Navigator Ryoga plot a fold jump to the far side of the moon!!
find out what happens when Shampoo is hired as minmei's body guard!
watch The Bernard group really get screwed up when Ranma signs on as roadie for Yellow Dancer!
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* All fantasy should have a solid base in reality.
* Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter.
-Max Beerbohm
Visit my Website
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glitterboy2098 wrote:anime cross over: Ranma 1/2
see Navigator Ryoga plot a fold jump to the far side of the moon!!
find out what happens when Shampoo is hired as minmei's body guard!
watch The Bernard group really get screwed up when Ranma signs on as roadie for Yellow Dancer!
There have actually been some very good Ranma/Robotech fanfics...but none ever make it to the New Generation..THough I really wanted to crash a few of them with the Invid discovering Jusenkyo, Ryouga or Ranma still wandering Robotech Earth as near-immortals, or Genma selling Ranma to Azonia in exchange for his life...
Rook: "THose are REAL!"
Ranma/Ranko: "Please stop doing that."
Ryouga: "RAND, FOR ALMOST EATING ME, PREPARE TO DIE!!!"
Rand: "Ever have that feeling somebody just walked over your grave...?"
Ranma: "All the time."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Moouse: "SHAMPOO! You came back to me!!"(GLOMP*SMOOCH*)
"ARRYYYRRRGHHH!!!"
Rand: "Wow...Lunk can sure unload with that Fal-2 of his..."
"ARRYYYRRRGHHH!!!"
Rand: "Wow...Lunk can sure unload with that Fal-2 of his..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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ROFLMAO!!! Very good! Imagine the terror on the Robotech characters faces to see the Ranma 1/2 characters changing back at the most embarassing times!
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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Rand: "Just so I don't have to go through heartbreak EVER again on this trip...Rook, do you turn into a guy, small animal, large animal, or anything else other than what you are right now...i.e., a buxom blonde tomboy from Canyontown, who can shoot a laser rifle better than me?"
Rook: "You're really taking this hard, aren't you?"
Rook: "You're really taking this hard, aren't you?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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