Famous last words, Rifts style.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:43 pm

"I'm wearing full EBA and I've got a Firebreather laser rifle...all he's got is a garrote! Easy kill!"

"Does that red light on the dashboard mean anything?"

"Oh, the warranty ran out yesterday, but I'm not worried.."

"It's just a giant weasel..."(followed by critical hit point blood-draining attack)

bigbobsr6000 · Unread post by **bigbobsr6000** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:15 pm

(About to cut) "Don't worry it's always the red wire." (SNIP)........

Rockwolf66 · Unread post by **Rockwolf66** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:20 am

Player flipping open a zippo lighter
"Sniper on duty from dusk till dawn...What's that mean?"-sound of a sucking head wound.

Aerv · Unread post by **Aerv** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:07 am

"What are you, some type of mixed up ninja on steroids? Pfft. I throw down my weapons to take him in hand to hand." - To the GM when faced with a Ninja Juicer right after buying Rifts: Japan.

"Here doggie, doggie. Nice boy." - To the Dog boy guarding the captured PC's

"What do you mean that grenades have an expanding blast radius when you put more than one together?" - To GM after throwing a backpack filled with 20 Anti-matter grenades in to a small room.

"Okay, I open the chest." - Booby-trapped treasure chest = GM's way of revenge.

"But I saved against the Carpet of Adhesion!" - PC learns the joy of Carpet of Adhesion the hard way.

Wildfire · Unread post by **Wildfire** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:03 am

"I said run boy" said the unarmed juicer to the armed Slinger with a Nat PP of 30 amazing what a pair of 45s do to a juicers eyes (the initive was 31 for the slinger and 14 for the juicer followed by a nat 20 at point blank and roll of a 1 for the juicers dodge)

Wildfire · Unread post by **Wildfire** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:12 am

Dude it is a guy in sandls with a stick what can he do against a blaster

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:03 am

"THere's no possible way he can dodge a +8 to strik----"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:25 pm

"Having have the feeling you forgot something important? I'm having that feeling right no---"

"What did that sign we just passed say on it? I wasn't paying attention."

"Don't worry, I could do this blindfolded and in my sleep!"

"Can I re-roll this?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:46 pm

"A password?! Since when do we need a ^*(&!! PASSWORD?!"

"Awww...what a cute little---"

"What was the frequency to request air support again, sir?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:55 pm

"Energy weapons aren't supposed to jam, are they? Good..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:56 am

Man I am loving this! :lol:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:58 pm

"Hah! I read the sourcebook about these things! The trick is to---"

bigbobsr6000 · Unread post by **bigbobsr6000** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:54 pm

"I'll be right back!"

bigbobsr6000 · Unread post by **bigbobsr6000** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:58 pm

"This tastes funny."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:25 pm

"Oh, quit messing with your notes! You're the worst organized GM I've ever gamed with! Aren't we EVER going to kill anything tonight?!"

"I hit on the hawt-looking chick with the big black sword slung over her back---"

"I can take anybody in the house!!!!"

"So is it true that all you Amazons are lesbians?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:37 pm

"...and if it's true, can I watch?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:41 pm

"I wish something would happen-"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:57 pm

Quester wrote:There is this!

Yep...that would qualify....

"I love you, you love me, we're just one big happy fami---"
(Shot on general principle)

cornholioprime · Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:07 pm

"Look, just because I recently killed off one of the GM's girlfriend's characters in one-on-one, fair-and-square combat and she took it personally in Real Life, I totally expect my GM to resist the pressure that she's putting on him to kill off one of my charact----"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:24 pm

"Yes, this is the last beer..Yes, I know it was yours...No, I'm not going to buy you a new one...what are you going to do about it?"

Rockwolf66 · Unread post by **Rockwolf66** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:25 pm

"Hey there good looking." Player says as he sits down next to a great looking woman.