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Things you DO NOT want to hear your Magic User say.....

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"Oops..."

Chanting...chanting..."HHmmm...was that supposed to be an 'and' or an 'or'? Oh, well.."

Casts See Invisible: "RRRRUUUUNNNNN!!!!....."

Well, you get the idea :D
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Klaatu varata nicto
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Prince Artemis wrote:Klaatu varata nicto


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things you DO NOT want to hear your Magic User say.....

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*charging villains/CS soldiers/what ever* - magic user: "I would cast Annhilition ball if I have any strength left".
It is always a bad thing when political matters are allowed to affect the planning of operations (Field Marshal Erwin Rommel, 1943)

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bigbobsr6000 wrote:
Prince Artemis wrote:Klaatu varata nicto


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thank you, I'm glad someone got it
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Prince Artemis wrote:
bigbobsr6000 wrote:
Prince Artemis wrote:Klaatu varata nicto


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thank you, I'm glad someone got it


He wasn't the only one. How about this one:

Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha

(for some reason, a fog seem to appear . . . . . .)
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well how about .. after completing about 75% of the spell .. the mage in question says 'oh **** i think i did that wrong .. oh man i just blew my PPE for forgetting where i was ... uhh .. who am i again?'
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Malakai wrote:
Prince Artemis wrote:
bigbobsr6000 wrote:
Prince Artemis wrote:Klaatu varata nicto


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thank you, I'm glad someone got it


He wasn't the only one. How about this one:

Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha

(for some reason, a fog seem to appear . . . . . .)


...and some dude with a gotee and polished silver skull-cap comes walking out of said fog, looking REALLY annoyed. :D
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"I am GOD here!"
after he / she picks up that weird black-leather bound book with the creepy faces tooled into the leatherwork.
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chance handler wrote:"I attack the darkness"

...snip


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Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!
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"Hmm now was that 'Alakazam' or was it 'Pyro-sephereis'?...can never get that last part right."

(Camera pans over to behind the mage...pair of smoking boots from the poor fighter who has just been call lightning'd and fire-ball'd)
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:eek:

oh my ...

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The caster dons a bright yellow full length hooded cloak.
"Okay, now I am ready."
Mephisto: You have some morbid fantasies. I like it (okay)
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
Misfit KotLD: You're Gamer Bi-Polar.
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sasha: I think Bob gets the JUST A GAME award....for life.
Jerell: You sir, are ruthless, and that is why I like you.
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".... and now that I've completed the hex
open the rift to dimmension .... Wait, where are we going again?"
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"Dammit!!

I always get my 'Protect the Group From Harm' Spell mixed up with my 'Summon Hungry, Insane Monstrosity' Spell when we're under heavy fire like we are right now!!"

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[While crossing his fingers behind his back]
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MrGiggles wrote:Hastur, Hastur, Hastur?


:frazz: :quiet: It summons an Old One in CoC.
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The Beast wrote:
MrGiggles wrote:Hastur, Hastur, Hastur?


:frazz: :quiet: It summons an Old One in CoC.


Hence my previous post of:

The caster dons a bright yellow full-length hooded cloak.
"Okay, now I am ready."

Yellow Sign? The King in Yellow?

No one got it.
Mephisto: You have some morbid fantasies. I like it (okay)
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bigbobsr6000 wrote:
The Beast wrote:
MrGiggles wrote:Hastur, Hastur, Hastur?


:frazz: :quiet: It summons an Old One in CoC.


Hence my previous post of:

The caster dons a bright yellow full-length hooded cloak.
"Okay, now I am ready."

Yellow Sign? The King in Yellow?

No one got it.


It's been years since I played the game.
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***In the midst of sudden, unexpected combat***

"Damnit....I just KNEW that I shouldn't have expended all of my remaining PPE in order to create a Hot Bath for myself...."
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.

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18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.

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Darkness beyond twilight,
Crimson beyond blood that flows...
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How about: "Harlem! Harlem! You wanted to go to Harlem! Are you sure you didn't say Hades? I swear someone said Hades!"
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The Beast wrote:Darkness beyond twilight,
Crimson beyond blood that flows...


:lol:
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Shadow_otm wrote:
The Beast wrote:Darkness beyond twilight,
Crimson beyond blood that flows...


"Darkness beyond blackest pitch,
deeper than the deepest night..."

*cues the dramatice music*


Dragon SLAVE[[/b]
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drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
Shadow_otm wrote:
The Beast wrote:Darkness beyond twilight,
Crimson beyond blood that flows...


"Darkness beyond blackest pitch,
deeper than the deepest night..."


Does this end...


Dragon SLAVE!!!!


Shadow_otm quote is the start of Giga Slave the most destructive spell from Slayers.

Dragon Slav
"Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows; buried in the flow of time; in Thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Those who oppose us shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!!"


Giga Slav
"Darkness beyond blackest pitch, deeper than the deepest night! Lord of Darkness, shining like gold upon the Sea of Chaos, I call upon thee, swear myself to thee! Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess! GIGA SLAVE!!"
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Shawn Merrow wrote:
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
Shadow_otm wrote:
The Beast wrote:Darkness beyond twilight,
Crimson beyond blood that flows...


"Darkness beyond blackest pitch,
deeper than the deepest night..."


Does this end...


Dragon SLAVE!!!!


Shadow_otm quote is the start of Giga Slave the most destructive spell from Slayers.

Dragon Slav
"Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows; buried in the flow of time; in Thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Those who oppose us shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!!"


Giga Slav
"Darkness beyond blackest pitch, deeper than the deepest night! Lord of Darkness, shining like gold upon the Sea of Chaos, I call upon thee, swear myself to thee! Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess! GIGA SLAVE!!"


Either one means your bad day's about to get worse. :lol:
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the thing i dont ever want to hear is.....

Godling technowizard says "i got me a new gun ^_^, wanna see?"

mind you it has an unusually large barrel and i know he was talking about the annihilation spell the other day :P
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{"DROP YOUR WEAPONS OR WE KILL YOUR COMMANDER!", i raised my rocket launcher and fired a volley of 4 missiles at them. well actualy i targeted the LT......} at this point the GM looks at me "are you serious", "yes, im shooting the LT. the best way to solve a hostage situation is to eliminate the hostage"

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Asks of the Mage as he is casting Teleport: "Where are we going?"

Mage: "I don't Kno...." BLINK....all gone.
Mephisto: You have some morbid fantasies. I like it (okay)
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bigbobsr6000 wrote:Asks of the Mage as he is casting Teleport: "Where are we going?"

Mage: "I don't Kno...." BLINK....all gone.


casts redirect :D
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{"DROP YOUR WEAPONS OR WE KILL YOUR COMMANDER!", i raised my rocket launcher and fired a volley of 4 missiles at them. well actualy i targeted the LT......} at this point the GM looks at me "are you serious", "yes, im shooting the LT. the best way to solve a hostage situation is to eliminate the hostage"

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Rift Jumper wrote:Tantir-ah-mis-trobeen-ha-zar-ta Tantir-man-ov-mis-hazen-sober. Kanda! Kanda! Kanda!


(Now, where is it from?)


Evil Dead
Book of the Dead. Writers: Sam Raimi


He turns the machine on. The passage continues.
VOICE
Tantir-ah-mis-trobeen-ha-zar-ta
33 EN - CAB
As the tape plays, all natural sounds from the forest
die out, and the autumn colors in the trees fade to a
gloomy grey.
34 IN - M.R.
VOICE
Tantir-man-ov-mis-hazen-sober.
All eyes except CHERYL's turn to the window.
35 EN - CAB
Outside, clouds roll in from the east, thunder booms in
the distance, and as the wind picks up, it begins to rain.
36 IN - M.R.
VOICE
Kanda!
37 EN - CAB
A section of ground deep within the woods begins to crack,
and opens. Smoke seeps out from within, as if some evil
force was now being unleashed.
38 IN - M.R.
CHERYL
(In a whisper) Shut it off.
VOICE
Kanda!
39 EN - CAB
The winds howl, and blackbirds fly from their nests,
screaming.
40 IN - M.R.
CHERYL
(Louder now) Shut it off.
ASHLY, hearing her for the first time, turns from the
window to CHERYL. She is overwhealmed with fear.
VOICE
Kanda!
41 EN - CAB
A bolt of lightning strikes very near and its thunder
crash is deafening.



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Evil Dead Fan. :D
Mephisto: You have some morbid fantasies. I like it (okay)
pblackcrow:"If anyone deserves this it's you! (thwak) LOL...All in fun."
Natasha: Bob you're deadly. I like it.
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Rift Jumper wrote:My Astonishment that someone actually found the answer.


Its easy with Google.
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drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
Rift Jumper wrote:My Astonishment that someone actually found the answer.


Its easy with Google.


Or on a forum with a bunch of Evil Dead fans.
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Actually knew about it then used Yahoo search to find the script that referenced it. :D
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Laundry day, I am out of PPE, sorry.
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rc wrote:"Someone on the forum said this should work....."


That's from the GM thread. I thought it would apply even more so here. :lol:
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bigbobsr6000 wrote:Laundry day, I am out of PPE, sorry.


I can see it now.... "Wizard Bob's Laundry Matt: We get your cloths clean while you wait."

Or Wizard Bob sub-contracts to other clothes cleaners, making everyone a tidy profit, and so he doesn't get lynched.
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drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
bigbobsr6000 wrote:Laundry day, I am out of PPE, sorry.


I can see it now.... "Wizard Bob's Laundry Matt: We get your cloths clean while you wait."

Or Wizard Bob sub-contracts to other clothes cleaners, making everyone a tidy profit, and so he doesn't get lynched.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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"Just utilizing the fine arts of Necromancy doesn't make a bad guy...really...I mean it..."
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Well with my game group the thing they never want here the mage say is...

"Hello, I am called Damian Magecraft."
(my name sake is a bit "absent minded" and very powerful never a good combination.)
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*looks angrilly at the party leader* "YOU said there were going to be dancing girls!"

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"Does anybody have (insert name of spell component), I'm fresh out."
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Re: Things you DO NOT want to hear your Magic User say.....

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"Oh I don't have Carpet of Adhesion, it doesn't do damage, seems like a bad spell."
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Re: Things you DO NOT want to hear your Magic User say.....

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Call me a stinking mutant again and I'm reporting you to H.R. for racism.
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