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Rule #15---(for the ship's nerd) Know, acknowledge, resign yourself, and make absolute peace with the fact that you're singularly unattractive to members of the opposite sex. This will allow you to IMMEDIATELY recognize the signs of alien infiltration/possession when women suddenly start throwing themselves at you and begin attempting to seduce you(preparatory to using you as disposable breeding material, or killing you away from sight). AFTER you've managed to survive and escape, and verified the problem, you can see if you have advanced to lovin'-worthy, at which point you can capitalize on being a hero. If women still don't look at you, well, you're no worse off than before.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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ROFLMAO!! I think these should be in the Rifts Dimensional area of the forum too!
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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Rule #16---Don't expect The Company to have your best interests in mind. It's easier to get forgiveness than resurrection.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Fixed...
Rule # 17----When tearing holes in the space/time continiuum---Make sure you can CLOSE them...better yet, don't tear them open in the first place.
Rule # 17----When tearing holes in the space/time continiuum---Make sure you can CLOSE them...better yet, don't tear them open in the first place.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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LOL I've got a character who is always closing others torn open space / time holes in the continuium.
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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Rule #18--If you feel compelled to probe open dimensional rifts with a stick...get a longer stick...yours ain't long enough...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Rule #19---Travel light. Make sure all your most treasured personal possessions can fit in an easily toted knapsack or shoulderbag that can also conceal a powerful handgun, extra ammo, is tough enough to stop alien teeth, claws, acids, light projectile and energy weapon fire, is light enough to sling ahead of you, and small enough to conceal ahead of time on the ship's lifeboat or fast shuttle.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Most gamers have that sort of tool with them already. I know I do.
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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Rule # 20---The ship's doctor always has the best booze...Remember this when making a molotov cocktail, attempting to intoxicate the alien, or just planning on killing the pain of your imminent demise...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Rule #21---Insist on BRIGHT BRIGHT arc-lighting that allows you to see every nook and cranny of every room and corridor of your ship...you're on a spaceship of advanced technology, that should have operating room-like cleanliness and lighting...not a cave lit by candlelight,
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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LOL That is another great one! I still think you should put this over in the dimensional forum.
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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How bout this one #22-If one of your crewmates has been missing for 24 hours or more and suddly shows up shoot first then ask questions.#23-If a Crewmate starts to go mad.Point him at the critters and run the other way.He or she will bye the rest of u time to get way.
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
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Great!
Rule # 24---Before going back into hibersleep; do a complete sweep of the ship for remaining alien organisms/hardware.
Rule #25----Assume your super-intelligent ship's AI can read lips BEFORE discussing what to do about its erratic behavior...
Rule # 24---Before going back into hibersleep; do a complete sweep of the ship for remaining alien organisms/hardware.
Rule #25----Assume your super-intelligent ship's AI can read lips BEFORE discussing what to do about its erratic behavior...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Rule # 26---Inquire beforehand as to WHY your civilian ship has a self-destruct system/capability...What situations in previous company/service history have arisen that have necessitated the inclusion of such a device?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Always a good one to know. Of course that could be governmental requirement for owning one. Just in case a prblem happens! I hope these keep coming!
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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WE work best with user support, ya' know...We can't have seen ALL the bad movies out ther, so feel free to draw upon any bad movie experience you may have had...the ones where you think: "Excuse me,,,what dumbass couldn't see THAT coming?"
Rule #27...Decontamination Procedures...Whenever returning to the ship from an alien environment, frisk the resident scientist for that sample of unknown mineral or alien life you KNOW he just couldn't resist taking, against orders and common sense...Frisk him at gun point if necessary with the stipulation that he gets pistol-whipped every time he complains with "It's in the name of science!" or "You barbarians, isn't this what we're REALLY out here for?"
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Rule #27...Decontamination Procedures...Whenever returning to the ship from an alien environment, frisk the resident scientist for that sample of unknown mineral or alien life you KNOW he just couldn't resist taking, against orders and common sense...Frisk him at gun point if necessary with the stipulation that he gets pistol-whipped every time he complains with "It's in the name of science!" or "You barbarians, isn't this what we're REALLY out here for?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Rule #28----Doesn't matter how good the food or booze you find on the abandoned ship is...Until you know what killed the previous crew...DON'T TOUCH IT. It's better to suffer another month of cold MREs than a night of alcoholic bliss and a mutating hangover the next morning...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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LOL I don't think the crew of the "Red Dwarf" believe in that one!
Although the "Firefly" crew understand that problem.
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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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Certain undersea mining crews as well...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Underseas mining vehicles and crew? At this moment I'm not sure which one you are referring too.
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
Aramanthus wrote:Underseas mining vehicles and crew? At this moment I'm not sure which one you are referring too.
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10th Lyran Guards, The Revenants.
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Rule #29---Unless the company rep onsite is your ex-wife or immediate family member, you're better off locking him in a closet, or, in extreme situations, making sure he's first into the danger zone for a convenient 'accident'...If the company rep is advising you by remote, get a second opinion on what to do or feign 'communications problems'....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Rule # 30---If you have the genuis responsible for the derelict ship/station on hand, DON'T WAIT: have him immediately subdue and pump him, under drugs if possible, with threat of grievous bodily harm if necessary, for every detail of his work and any interesting personal tidbits of information like his psychological state at the time of constructing it, or any ulterior motives for sabotaging it...This will save you considerable grief later when those facts emerge later, too late for pre-emptive action.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Rule #31---Don't be afraid to be afraid or at least professionally cautious...Acting badass going INTO an unknown situation is a sure sign you're going to get wiped out. Do your victory dance AFTER you killed the monster or pulled off the rescue.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Rule #32---If your ship has an AI, note whether it can actively carry out actions aboard your ship, running managing robots or piloting the ship...If it can, it will run amok in any future encounter and try to kill you...If it cannot affect anything, it will the most loyal and trustworthy ally you have aboard ship...and be absolutely useless...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Sounds like an excellent one! And sounds very practical! Holly falls in the useless area!
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
taalismn wrote:Rule #32---If your ship has an AI, note whether it can actively carry out actions aboard your ship, running managing robots or piloting the ship...If it can, it will run amok in any future encounter and try to kill you...If it cannot affect anything, it will the most loyal and trustworthy ally you have aboard ship...and be absolutely useless...
Gosh, I hope my players aren't reading this.
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Too many hints for them? I'm sure they won't pay too much attention to them! At least we hope they don't pay too much attention to it!
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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Rule #33---Slime is rarely ever a good thing...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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ROFLMAO!!! That is a good one! Slime is especially bad if it falls to your planet in a crusty little meteor! ![Big Grin :D](./images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
Aramanthus wrote:Too many hints for them? I'm sure they won't pay too much attention to them! At least we hope they don't pay too much attention to it!
Nah, they just rolled straight past them. It's the starship flaw that I posted over in Phase World.
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Rule #34---Never, EVER, take shortcuts through uncharted, underpopulated regions of space...The amount of time you HOPE to save will be offset by the certainty of a mechanical failure far from help, a landing on a planet with hostile alien life forms, and indifferent response from authorities who KNOW what kind of danger lurks in such regions...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Rule #35---Make sure your escape pods are where they can do the most good...located immediately adjacent to the living quarters and/ore command deck...not at the end of some long corridor which will inevitably become a) flooded b) infested by carnivorous xenomorphs...requiring a run-the-gauntlet that will pare down the starting numbers of crewmembers to a bare minimum...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Rule # 36----Don't count on the aliens being idiots. When you least expect it, they learn how to open doors, cut electrical power, and get ahead of you.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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LOL That one is great. I know several groups who could have used that one!
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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*Rule #37--Carry at least three backups to your flashlights and/or portable sensor devices...if your main one goes out, grab the back-up...If you find yourself going through sensor devices and lighting sources that don't work, don't wait until you've gone through all of them to start retreating...RETREAT NOW!
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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LOL That is another great rule! Just out of curiousity..........what inspired that one?
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
"As you will it, your Grace."
HH....FIE
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Usually, a good sign of imminent alien activity or supernatural presences is a) lights start failing, b) sensors/scanners start acting strangely, prompting somebody to start slapping their flashlight or fiddling with their sensor-instrument instead of bracing for trouble or pelting back to where there IS light and/or a clear line of sight...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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