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Aramanthus wrote:Well at least the big flush wasn't them using the super toilet! Launching unmentionables at their enemies! :D



Zentraedi Septic Tanker sidles up to the fleet flagship to pump off excess waste.....RDF immediately hits it, assuming it's a vital support ship...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
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ROFLMAO!!! That was a great one! Although it's a bit stinky! :D
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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I could just see the RDF not knowing, and blasting the Septic Tanker and the Water Tanker for docking to a ship.

Can you imagine the morale of the ship in question? If they couldn't wash their uniforms or use their bathrooms till the next tanker runs? :)
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Nah, they'd just flush directly into space, and as for uniforms? Leave them in the airlock and run a cycle...what doesn't crack and break from the intense cold, gets vac-boiled dry....

'course, on Earth, they discover the wonders of waiting for one's drycleaning....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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But the water tanker would be another matter entirely! Although that form of dry cleaning you wouldn't have to worry about starch! :D
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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You just see some poor grunt forced to practice his vacuum survival by going out on the hull without EBA to gather in the laundry strung from the external antennae...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Private Reynolds it's your turn to go outside and retrieve the platoons laundry! You have ten minutes to retrieve it. You are being timed. And no extra breathing breaks either!


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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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*HAAAAWWWCCCKKK***GASP*GASPGASPHYPERVENTILATE*GASP*
"AAAAIIIRRRRRR!!!"
"You left the pins out there. Back you go!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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:::Private Reynolds collapses on the ground still hyperventilating!::: "In a second sir! I've got to catch my breath, sir!" :::More sounds of hyperventilating.:::
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Life with the Bernards: A Look at Married Life For Scott and Ariel Bernard
(tastelss jokes about one-eyed, red-eyed mutant babies aside)

Ariel joins a Gardening Club:
Matron 1: That''s a nice spread of land you've got there, dear...
Ariel: Thanks...Scott likes lots of landing space..
Matron 2: Landing space?
Ariel: Yep...Veritech....he has to be ready to scramble, any time of the day or night...Has to be able to go hypersonic within moments..
Matron3: Oh dear...
Matron 1: Oh shush..but you ARE planning on doing some planting on that land, aren't you?
Ariel: Oh yes
Matron 1: What are you going to start out with?
Ariel: Flower of Life
Matron 2: And in the summer?
Ariel: Flower of Life
Matron 3: And in the fall?
Ariel: Flower of Life again.
Matron1: (under breath)At least winter will mean some variety...
Ariel: Oh, and I can plant Flower of Life in the winter, too! It's an all-weather plant!
Matron3: Are you planning on doing anything OTHER than planting Flower of Life?
Ariel: Oh yes! In the spring when the sap is really flowing, we'll be making Protoculture!
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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LOL!!! Just don't let Julia Childs have the protoculture wine! :D
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Let's just say Scott better be careful when pouring syrup over the morning pancakes...
ArieL: "Scott? Are you okay?"
Scott: "!"
Ariel: "Uh-oh...you grabbed the Flower preserves instead, didn't you?"
Scott"!"
Ariel: "I'll call Captain Grant and tell him you won't be able to come to work today..Now we can try to sweat this out but it will take about a day of really vivid delusions and dementia, followed by a week of queasiness, random flashbacks, odd out of body experiences, cold sweats, and vomiting....or we can burn it off with some really intense sex...?"
Scott: "!!!!"
Ariel: (grinning) "Thought so..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'd imagine the reaction from Scott to /that/ offer is close to what his normal one would probably be. :D

Too bad for him if someone walks past their room and hears them. No one would believe them after. :D

Then watch the rumors and jealousy abound if the crew hears that he's getting some with the hottest girl on the ship. :D
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...Like bronco-busting on a jet engine... :D

Now that those two are definietly an item again, we can have fun making light of their relationship...

(The Bernards at Harmony Gold HQ, read over the Palladium Books' submitted manuscripts for approval)

Scott: "...'A little frayed around the edges in his manner and ragged haircut'...hmmm...do I look rather 'frayed', dear?"

Ariel: "Only when you're talking to the new recruits...but I LIKE the slightly disheveled hair...you used to be depicted like you gel'ed your hair back every day..."

Scott: "Okay, then that stays... Let's see what they got in your description...'unearthly beauty'...that's laying it on pretty thick, don't you think?..."

Ariel: "Well, I am unearthly in origin.."

Scott: "And you ARE beautiful...so that stays...okay, what else here..WHATTHE&*%%&???!!"

Ariel: "What?...hmmm..that line?...'get's turned on easily when rubbed on her...oh my......that's rather personal..."

Scott: "Red pencil."

Ariel: "Red pencil...and that's the LAST time we do it in the hangar bay..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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ROFLMAO!!! Those are great! Please keep them coming! :D
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Janice: "But I AM superior to Humans!"
Grant: "Except where social tact is concerned."


Grant: "I HAVE to listen to my wife on matters medical in nature...she knows EXACTLY how to bend a limb to induce maximum pain but not lasting damage..."

Jean: "Medical Martial Arts, dear..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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ROFLMAO!!! That was a great one! Please keep them coming! :lol: :D
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Admiral Hunter to Cheif Engineer on the SDF-3;

Hunter; "...Don't say it...just...don't. No techno-babble. No artful dodging of the question. Now answer me simply; CAN YOU GET US AWAY FROM THE BLACK HOLE!?"

Chief Engineer; "Y'cannae break the laws o' physics cappin'...errm, I mean A'miral"

Hunter (looking out main view-port); "Gods of space, I HATE you..."

(SDF-3 goes singularity diving)
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LOL That was a great one DhAkael! Please keep the bloopers coming! I'm begging all of you to donate your bloopers! We need them desperately! :D
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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The SDF-3 singularity dives just as another ship is coming the OTHER way...

Palomino Crew: "WE MADE IT!!!SAFE TRANSIT THROUGH A BLACK HOLE!!!"
***WHHHAAAMMMM****
They wind up smeared across the windshield of the SDF-3...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:The SDF-3 singularity dives just as another ship is coming the OTHER way...

Palomino Crew: "WE MADE IT!!!SAFE TRANSIT THROUGH A BLACK HOLE!!!"
***WHHHAAAMMMM****
They wind up smeared across the windshield of the SDF-3...


Whoa..retro flashbacks dude...*done in bad Keanu Reeves voice*
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..Or why Disney Hates Robotech... :D
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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(SDF-3 makes it out of singularity)
Adm. Hunter; "Ow.... remind me to never do that again."

Sensor Officer; "Sir! Unknown vessel off starboard bow! About 30,000...what the hell...?"

Adm. Hunter; "What's the matter? Zenteadi? Computers glitching again?"

Sensor Officer; "#2 sir. The computer is telling me that the uknown contact is...umm... 30,000 astro-miles away moving at 1.5 cosmo-knots?!"

Adm. Hunter; *Sweat drop*; "No way..you have got to be (f-bomb)ing me..."

(Over radio)
Gravelly Voice; "Unidentified Gamelon ship, this is Captain Avatar of the Space Force, commanding the Argo. Stand down your weapons and prepare to be boarded or we will use the wave-motion gun on you and your support craft!"

Adm. Hunter; *banging head softly but continuously against his console* "No...no....no....no...wrong...I...refuse...to..beleive...my...luck..is...this..bad"
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Captain Susumu Kodai: "Hah! I am young, I am virile, I have great poise! You cannot hope to defeat me! Surrender to the inevitable!"

Adm. Hunter: "Oh give me a break!"

Kodai: "In allowing yourself to be Anglesized, you have given up the power of your True Japanese Name! You have become old and white-haired, and you have not grown a beard, like Captain Juzo Okita-san! You are a weak pale imitation of a proper Japanese officer! You're..."

Adm. Hunter: (under breath)"Tell me we have enough power for a Synchro-cannon shot?"

Helmsman: "Shall we kamikaze, sir? Just to make a point?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Gotta hate D-jumping from anglo to nipon realities and back again.
No wonder Hunter has white hair ;)


-psssst- my money is on the SDF-3

Dessler; "Put me down for 30 draknars on the boxy gaijin vessel ...I'm good for it." :D
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ROFLMAO!!! And my money in on the ship whose weapons snuffed out a star! Those were great! Please keep them coming!!!
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Captain Kodai: "AND you keep losing the Earth!"
Adm. Hunter: "At least I don't have to have my bacon saved by a planetary goddess or my former worst enemy all the time!"
Kodai: "YOU NEEDED AN IDOL SINGER AND A ZENTRAN FLEET TO BACK YOU UP!!!"
Adm. Hunter: "ONCE, hairball! ONCE! How many times you had to be bailed out by alien princesses or god-beings? Or deus-ex-machina out of the wave motion engines?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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DhAkael wrote:
Dessler; "Put me down for 30 draknars on the boxy gaijin vessel ...I'm good for it." :D


Gamilon Leader: "Dessler...sounds like 'Hitler'...Nah, I like 'Desslock' better....Hitler blew his own brains out; I keep popping back up like garden weeds..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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LOL!! Cute! Sorry that's all I can say. I see those two working together not arguing over such petty little things. It's the Zentraedi, The Gamilions, The Invid, the Robotech masters and the Haydonites who have to worry about this united military force! The Haydonites will find out their weapons can disrupt the wave motion gun. :D
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Aramanthus wrote:LOL!! Cute! Sorry that's all I can say. I see those two working together not arguing over such petty little things. It's the Zentraedi, The Gamilions, The Invid, the Robotech masters and the Haydonites who have to worry about this united military force! The Haydonites will find out their weapons can disrupt the wave motion gun. :D


Once the UEEF & EDF finaly get their alleginces sorted out that is ;)
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*WUNCH*WUNCH*WUNC*WUNCH*WUNCH*WUNCH
(POV opens up to show RICK HUNTER with KODAI in a headlock, repeatedly hammering the younger man into a bulkhead and into unconsciousness...)
Hunter: (noticing the attention) "Just a moment...In the process of resolving differences..."(goes back to hammering on Kodai)
*WUNCH*WUNCH*WUNC*WUNCH*WUNCH*WUNCH
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Boring! I was hoping we'd get past the abusing characters I like! :wink:
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Aramanthus wrote:Boring! I was hoping we'd get past the abusing characters I like! :wink:


Sacred Cows Make the Best Hamburger...

Plus _I_ never liked Kodai/Derek Wildstar...(mumble) ...pretentious little glory-hound...

Kodai:(Still in a headlock) "Sandor! Venture! A hand here!"
(off-camera) ""Sandor'? 'Venture'? WE know not those English names!"*HIC*
Kodai: "Okay...geez....maybe the Americans had something with substituting 'spring water' for the sake we were sucking dow in the original...OW!Uwch!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Redundancy Hound Detects Double-Post Through Singularity Wormhole!
Transiting to Redundant Post!


*MUNCH*

...Much Better Than Milk-Bone for Growing Info-Vore!
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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You didn't like him. I did, my favorite character out of that series! Let's go back to abusing our favorite targets.....PLEASE!!!! :)
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Minmei in Locker room onboard SDF3..in area quarentined for Radiation leakage.
LM; "Helllllooooooo? Anybody out there?" -bang bang bang- "Hey! I'm stuck in here and the snack machine is busted! What's going on? HEY!! Is anybody...out there...?"

(Sound of Pink Floyds' The Wall starts up on PA; song? 'Is anybody out there')

LM; "This isn't funny anymore Janice!!!!"
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LOL Very good DhAkael.

We need more bloopers! Please be charitiable! Donate from your heart!
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Minmei walks into her dressing room...
and sees Kyle pulling on a pair of nylons, to compliment the corset and g-string he's already wearing...
Kyle:(jack-lit) "This isn't what it looks like...I can explain.."
Minmei doesn't say a word, but turns around, steps into the next room for a minute..
When she steps back, she's wearing a Gestapo uniform in black leather, with a riding crop, and holstered Luger...
Kyle: "What the heck...?!"
Minmei: "There is no way in HELL you're going to tell anybody about this, either way.."

..Kyle really came to regret the sound-proofing he'd insisted on for Minmei's private dressing room...
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Dairugger XV wrote:For those images of LK you just put in my head you get the Final Getter Tomahawk Not for your use, but to be used on you.



:D :D My Bad :D :D

But I'd already done a 'Macross Horror Picture Show' skit...

FYI...Kyle did manage to make a run for it...but was seen by Rick Hunter...

Rick was found by a cleaning crew and immediately rushed the Macross City Emergency Room, where Lisa Hayes was appalled to find the head of Skull Squadron near comatose, with his hair gone completely white...
Two episodes requiring the use of cardiac shock-paddles, massive doses of el-dopa, and a nervous breakdown clutched to Lisa Hayes, and Lieutenant Hunter was cleared to return to duty, and the whole incident filed under CONFIDENTIAL: BURN BEFORE READING...though Lisa Hayes read enough of it to collapse in giggles every time she saw Lynn Kyle...This wasn't much of a problem until Lisa accidentally snarfed during a live speech by Kyle and caught his attention...He might have made the incident into one of his more vitriolic speeches about the 'indifference of the military to the people' had not Hayes, gasping for air and self-control, pointed her finger at Kyle and gasped out 'garters..lace...teddy,,,phfffhhahhahahaahahhah!!!' whereupon Kyle promptly went pale and had to excuse himself from the conference immediately...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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[quote="taalismn"][quote="Dairugger XV"]For those images of LK you just put in my head you get [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBI2Sntjblg]the Final Getter Tomahawk[/url] Not for your use, but to be used on you.[/quote]


:D :D My Bad :D :D

But I'd already done a 'Macross Horror Picture Show' skit...

FYI...Kyle did manage to make a run for it...but was seen by Rick Hunter...

Rick was found by a cleaning crew and immediately rushed the Macross City Emergency Room, where Lisa Hayes was appalled to find the head of Skull Squadron near comatose, with his hair gone completely white...
Two episodes requiring the use of cardiac shock-paddles, massive doses of el-dopa, and a nervous breakdown clutched to Lisa Hayes, and Lieutenant Hunter was cleared to return to duty, and the whole incident filed under CONFIDENTIAL: BURN BEFORE READING...though Lisa Hayes read enough of it to collapse in giggles every time she saw Lynn Kyle...This wasn't much of a problem until Lisa accidentally snarfed during a live speech by Kyle and caught his attention...He might have made the incident into one of his more vitriolic speeches about the 'indifference of the military to the people' had not Hayes, gasping for air and self-control, pointed her finger at Kyle and gasped out 'garters..lace...teddy,,,phfffhhahhahahaahahhah!!!' whereupon Kyle promptly went pale and had to excuse himself from the conference immediately...[/quote]

You know, for some reason, I can actually picture that happening. All I can say is: FINALLY. :D :D :D :D

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whipped4073 wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:For those images of LK you just put in my head you get the Final Getter Tomahawk Not for your use, but to be used on you.


:eek:

OK, I've seen over-the-top anime moves before...

but a frikkin' energy axe that can cut through multiple moons/planets?!?


Minmei: (swinging aforementioned energy axe)"Now where's my agent...I need to re-NEGOTIATE my contract for working on this insipid thread..."
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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ROFLMAO!!! Those were kick butt!! We need more bloopers like that! Please people donate your bloopers from the heart. Otherwise our poor show we'll come to an end! So please donate from your heart.

Here is out representative. Retired Colonel Edwards. :::THe camera pans to show a grave site where Rick Hunter has finished relieving himself on it.::: "Opps! Excuse me! I was to be in the next commercial!"
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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That was a cool video. I forgot to thank you for sharing it! Thank you for sharing this enjoyment.
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Never upset that axe wielder! Unless you are out of range. Like say at least 30 to 40 light years away from them.
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Travelling shot of the bridge of the SDF-1...as POV pans past Gloval's seat, we see a car-Garfield doll with the suction-cup limbs sticking to the window-port next to him....



Lisa: (On bridge) "mmm.....Coffee....coffee...wonderful aroma...ewwweee...Columbia blend...ahhh...best cup of coffee I ever had....woowww.....thasa great cup of coffee..."
(around the bridge everybody else is zoning out....Claudia's dancing in place with an invisible partner...Sammie's flapping her arms and whistling bird-like, Vanessa's doing a living freezeframe , Kim's just sitting in her seat with her coffee cup clutched between her thighs, and rocking back and forth going ..."meep".."meep".."meep"...Gloval's got his hat off and is enraptured with the shiny highlight reflections off the metal insignia on it...)
(meanwhile, down in the Officer's Commissary, Private Doper is trying to remember where he hid his stash....)
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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ROFLMAO!!! Very good both of you!

:::The SDF -1 is moving thru various scenery. It approaches is allied zentraedi fleet after they joined together against Dolza when a ship right front of the SDF- 1 slows way down.::: Inside Gloval shouts "somebody honk our horn to get that road hog out of our way!" :::One of the bridge bunnies pushes a button and the main cannon fires taking out the blocking ship. Everyone looks at Sami!::: "I guess she was having a road rage moment!"
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Rick: "So the Zentraedi are segregated by sexes?"
Lisa: "Uh-Huh...Worse, they regard each other as alien species..."
Max: "That's sad..."
Ben: "It's fiendlishly clever, and diabolic on the part of their creators..."
Rick: "What do you mean? BY preventing any sort of emotional ties that might lead to independent thought?"
Ben: "No...Can you think of anything more terrifying and dangerous than over a thousand giant women having a monthlie's jag on a starship armed with nukes? No WONDER the male Zentraedi give them a wide berth...ah, guys, why are you standing over THERE?...."
Lisa: "...ggggrrrr....."
Ben: "....oh..."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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And the Turning of a Page"

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Dairugger XV wrote:
whipped4073 wrote:
Aramanthus wrote:Never upset that axe wielder! Unless you are out of range. Like say at least 30 to 40 light years away from them.


Try 30 to 40 million light-years, & you'll be right where I'll be hiding -- I mean, watching...


Sorry, but Shin Getter Robo and Shin Getter Dragon can both warp space and time to their whim (Shin Getter is also said to have infinite energy) making distance irrelevant.

And yes, Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann is indeed larger than entire galaxies. It's also made by GAINAX, also famous for Evangelion and Gunbuster.



"You fools! Can't you see the GAINAX logo on that thing!? It doesn't matter how advanced your mecha or how good your tactics are! They'll just super-size and blow away the whole continiuum!!!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
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And the Turning of a Page"

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whipped4073 wrote:*blink*

Good thing the Bridge Bunnies didn't survive. Imagine if she'd been with the UEEF, & had their Synchro Cannon ships...

Adm. Lisa Hunter: "OK, who let Sammi play with the Mobile Synchro Cannon prototype?!?"


Sammie: "Whattya mean, 'SynchroCannons don't have a STUN setting'?!"
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
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And the Turning of a Page"

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whipped4073 wrote:*blink*

Good thing the Bridge Bunnies didn't survive. Imagine if she'd been with the UEEF, & had their Synchro Cannon ships...

Adm. Lisa Hunter: "OK, who let Sammi play with the Mobile Synchro Cannon prototype?!?"


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