...Like bronco-busting on a jet engine...
Now that those two are definietly an item again, we can have fun making light of their relationship...
(The Bernards at Harmony Gold HQ, read over the Palladium Books' submitted manuscripts for approval)
Scott: "...'A little frayed around the edges in his manner and ragged haircut'...hmmm...do I look rather 'frayed', dear?"
Ariel: "Only when you're talking to the new recruits...but I LIKE the slightly disheveled hair...you used to be depicted like you gel'ed your hair back every day..."
Scott: "Okay, then that stays... Let's see what they got in your description...'unearthly beauty'...that's laying it on pretty thick, don't you think?..."
Ariel: "Well, I am unearthly in origin.."
Scott: "And you ARE beautiful...so that stays...okay, what else here..WHATTHE&*%%&???!!"
Ariel: "What?...hmmm..that line?...'get's turned on easily when rubbed on her...oh my...
...that's rather personal..."
Scott: "Red pencil."
Ariel: "Red pencil...and that's the LAST time we do it in the hangar bay..."