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:frust: :frust: :frust: :frust: :frust: :frust:
I give up...

Seriously...this is going beyond....n'er mind.
It's humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You get the joke or you don't.
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DhAkael wrote::frust: :frust: :frust: :frust: :frust: :frust:
I give up...

Seriously...this is going beyond....n'er mind.
It's humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You get the joke or you don't.


Lisa:(glancing at the guy ranting and raving down the street) "What was THAT all about?"
Rick: "Dunno....'Macross Cabin Fever', maybe?"

(Meanwhile, Emil Lang is engaged in a very delicate, potentially volatile, very well explosive, and quite dangerous experiment requiring split-second timing)
(on intercom) "Okay...the observers are in place, cameras or rollzing...injection apparatus is set! WE have three thousand litres of 'Petite Cola' set up, and two hundred fifty kilograms of 'Methos' ready to drop in! Start zee countdown!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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DhAkael wrote:Onboard Arch-Angel; 26 days out from ALUCE base, SDF-3 rescue & recovery mission.
Scene of Fighter bay, Marcus Rush choking the life out of Louis Nichols, w/ Maia Sterling vainly trying to stop the other enraged pilot.

Marcus: "Couldn't leave well enough alone! Had to go and salvage another android! What? One Blow up Doll wasn't enough!?"

Louis: "Ackurkle! Glick? Aaaaaack!" (said with amzing calm as he turns redfaced)

Maia: "MARCUS! Let him go! Now..Come on -ooof....hrrk- that's (damn he's strong when he's mad) enough!"

Marcus: "Enough?!" *turns to his superior officer and possible love interest* "ENOUGH?! Look what this techno-geek moron did to my Alpha...LOOK!"

Camera does slow pan around to Skull-7, now in Battroid mode, arms crossed as much as they can and head held at haughty angle showing great arrogance.

Alpha Skull-7(voice over loudspeakers is grating high pitched screech): "I am STARSCREAM! Commander and TRUE leader of the decpticon imeprial battle fleet! I demand your complete and toal subservience...oh... and a change of oil!"

Louis: "It -ack- seemed like a -uckkkk- good -wheeeze- idea at the -hhhheee- time??

Universal sweat drop of everyone on the hanger deck...except the diva in Alpha clothing :lol:



*from off off screen right comes comes the sound of an argument, then the director walks over to Star Scream*
"Get off my Stage! Your anticks are getting me sued. And get out of the VT costume, everyone knows that RDF mecha are Auto-bots"
*Camera pans right and you see a Super Valkarie in soldire mode, with an auto-bot symbol on its chest, tapping its foot. A voice comes from the yellow VW bug parked at it's feet*"Sky Fire you are sooo possessive about your Schtick..."
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drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
DhAkael wrote:Onboard Arch-Angel; 26 days out from ALUCE base, SDF-3 rescue & recovery mission.
Scene of Fighter bay, Marcus Rush choking the life out of Louis Nichols, w/ Maia Sterling vainly trying to stop the other enraged pilot.

Marcus: "Couldn't leave well enough alone! Had to go and salvage another android! What? One Blow up Doll wasn't enough!?"

Louis: "Ackurkle! Glick? Aaaaaack!" (said with amzing calm as he turns redfaced)

Maia: "MARCUS! Let him go! Now..Come on -ooof....hrrk- that's (damn he's strong when he's mad) enough!"

Marcus: "Enough?!" *turns to his superior officer and possible love interest* "ENOUGH?! Look what this techno-geek moron did to my Alpha...LOOK!"

Camera does slow pan around to Skull-7, now in Battroid mode, arms crossed as much as they can and head held at haughty angle showing great arrogance.

Alpha Skull-7(voice over loudspeakers is grating high pitched screech): "I am STARSCREAM! Commander and TRUE leader of the decpticon imeprial battle fleet! I demand your complete and toal subservience...oh... and a change of oil!"

Louis: "It -ack- seemed like a -uckkkk- good -wheeeze- idea at the -hhhheee- time??

Universal sweat drop of everyone on the hanger deck...except the diva in Alpha clothing :lol:



*from off off screen right comes comes the sound of an argument, then the director walks over to Star Scream*
"Get off my Stage! Your anticks are getting me sued. And get out of the VT costume, everyone knows that RDF mecha are Auto-bots"
*Camera pans right and you see a Super Valkarie in soldire mode, with an auto-bot symbol on its chest, tapping its foot. A voice comes from the yellow VW bug parked at it's feet*"Sky Fire you are sooo possessive about your Schtick..."


Meanwhile, in a hanger bay aboard a Zentraedi ship, Khyron's Glaug is thrashing a Battletech Marauder to pieces...
"Milord, that's the last of them!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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The Robotech Masters confer on matters of utmost importance...
Masters: "1, 2, -3-! ..Oh Damn, we all choose Scizzors again! One more time! 1, 2, -3-! Great, we all choose Rock again! Once more! 1, 2, -3-! -PAPER!? -This ALWAYS happens! No WONDER our society's stagnating!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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ROFLMAO!!! Those were great! :lol: :lol:


I have a question about the micronisation chambers. Since they have a spin cycle..... Does that mean those chambers have any puree cycles?

Imagine the fun we could have with that!
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Dana Wandering about on a zentradie ship and Louie walks up on her.

L:"What's the matter?"
D: "I'm looking for Polly."
L: "Didn't you have her sent out to be re-sized?"
D: *gets a horrified look*"oh no, poor polly."
L: *gets a mystified look*
D: "I think I gave her to the laundry tech by mistake"*looks back and forth like is now scared*"Louie would you go pick Polly up for me......I need to Hi....ahhh.. I just remember I need to see admiral hunter"
L: "But he's on Tirol"
D: "Yep, I definitely need to see Admiral Hunter"*runs off toward the mecha bay*

*several hours later*
L: *sees a angry puff ball of a pollinator wandering the corridors acting like its tracking someone*
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Aramanthus wrote:ROFLMAO!!! Those were great! :lol: :lol:


I have a question about the micronisation chambers. Since they have a spin cycle..... Does that mean those chambers have any puree cycles?

Imagine the fun we could have with that!


Only in the model Khyron stole....

"Soon, I shall have an invincible army of fully-sized and righteously betrayed Zentraedi Malcontents at my beck and call! Commence the macronization!"

SSSCCCRRRU*AAGGHHHH!!**UMMMVVOOOVOOOVOOOVOOOO

"I don't think we're going to make many 'invincible' converts if we turn them into slurpees, Milord."
"But look! A lot of them are feeling downright betrayed already!"
"...don't just stand there, you genebank rejects...give me cover fire for my dramatic retreat!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Dana Wandering about on a zentradie ship and Louie walks up on her.

L:"What's the matter?"
D: "I'm looking for Polly."
L: "Didn't you have her sent out to be re-sized?"
D: *gets a horified look*"oh no, pooor polly."
L: *gets a mystified look*
D: "I think I gave her to the laundry tech by mistake"*looks back and forth like is now scared*"Louie would you go pick Polly up for me......I need to Hi....ahhh.. I just remember I need to see admiral hunter"
L: "But he's on Tirol"
D: "Yep, I definintly need to see Admiral Hunter"*runs off toward the mecha bay*

*several hours later*
L: *sees a angry puff ball of a polinator ack like its tracking someone*


"Good god, look at that poor bedraggled, fuzzed out thing..."
"Dante, DON'T TOUCH IT!!! It"S GOT A--"
**ZATZ**
"--massive static charge... Laundry officer obviously forgot to toss in the static-free dryer sheets with the load..."
"Hey, Louie...why did Dante set his boots on fire and leave them in the middle of the hall?"
"Sean, I'll extinguish the boots, you pry Dante out of the ceiling..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Darkmax wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Hmm.... [adult content] ***does that mean that if one of the female climaxes, so will all her clones all over the universe?***



Max Sterling, being a rather private person, is later MORTIFIED to learn this -IS-the case... :D
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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*one Miria clone to one ranked higher*
privet) "Did you feel that last night?"
Sarg) "yah, it was wonderful"
Privet) "really? to me it was like someone lightly touching me."
Sarg) "poor girl, must because you are an inferior clone."
Privet) "Inferior?!"*angrily*
Sarg) "If you were closer to perfection you would of be closer in touch with our superior sister, feeling everything she did"*smiles with a knowing grin* "too bad she got the perfect man to help her."
Privet) *looks about and only sees zentradie males and walks over and grabs the best looking one and drags him off into the forest*
*fade to black*
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In a rare moment of insight, the Masters develop and install a device that becomes standard on all ships of the segregated Zentraedi fleet..
Not surprisingly, Rick and Lisa mistake it for a sizing chamber, when in fact it is....orgasmotron.

This causes no end of problems when the device is discovered by an unscruplous Earth company that mass-produces the devices, but in the confusion on Earth, forgets to properly label them...resulting in more than a few folks stepping into what they think is a phone-booth...and getting the surprise of their lives.... :D
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Maia Sterling:(Walking and mumbling under her breath)"..I am secure in my body, I am grateful for my uniform...I am secure in my body, I am grateful for my uniform..."
Marcus:(noticing Maia walking by) "What's with that she's saying?"
Louie: "Maia just visited the set of Macross Frontiers and saw what the Zentraedi over THERE are wearing...It's even tighter and showier that what we got over HERE! And in even funkier colors with neon accents..."
Marcus: "And the 'secure in my body' bit?"
Louie: (gesturing with hands)"...zongas like that..."
Marcus: "..oh..."
Louie: "She's feeling a bit better about herself now.."
Marcus: "I'm sure the animation crew is feeling safer now."
Louie: "She only slugged TWO of them..."
Marcus: "You didn't see the three fanboys they dragged out with broken jaws and a video camera jammed in one's craw..."
Louie: "Glad the Sterlings got some of the best lawyers around.."
Marcus: "Doctor Nichols? 'Zongas'?!"
Louie: "Traditional Praxian term...I swear..."
Marcus: "Right...."
Louie: "...and Praxian for 'male' is 'jyckuss'!"
Marcus: "Okay..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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I just watched Macross Fronter ep 4...and its a wonder how when flat chested zentradiee girls get well endowed when they become full sized.
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ROFLMAO!!! Those were some great ones! I think it's because we humans have such great plastic surgeons. Universally reknown! :D
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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drewkitty ~..~ wrote:I just watched Macross Fronter ep 4...and its a wonder how when flat chested zentradiee girls get well endowed when they become full sized.


Actually, I think it's supposed to be the other way around..
Full-sized(and I do mean FULL_SIZED) Zentraedi are SUPERIOR!
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:I just watched Macross Fronter ep 4...and its a wonder how when flat chested zentradiee girls get well endowed when they become full sized.


Actually, I think it's supposed to be the other way around..
Full-sized(and I do mean FULL_SIZED) Zentraedi are SUPERIOR!


So its more of a normale sized meltrandie tweeny becomes flat chested when miconized?
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drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
taalismn wrote:
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:I just watched Macross Fronter ep 4...and its a wonder how when flat chested zentradiee girls get well endowed when they become full sized.


Actually, I think it's supposed to be the other way around..
Full-sized(and I do mean FULL_SIZED) Zentraedi are SUPERIOR!



So its more of a normale sized meltrandie tweeny becomes flat chested when miconized?


Yep..all part of the gag...not helped any by certain unsympathetic officers...

Fortunately, this did NOT occur to the Robotech crew...Could you imagine Breetai micronizing to ....blue-skinned Shinji Ikari-lookalike?

"BY the Shapings! I'm a WIMP!!!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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*Ranka and Michal in the Zentradie mall riding up the escalator.
Michal look off to his right, trying not to smerk.
Suddenly the escalator gets punched by zentardie sized fist*"HenTai"
"Stick to the script Michal or the next time you'll be a green smear."
*Curan-curan turns away, making her bosome do a Gainax giggle*
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LMAO!!! Good thing that the micronization process doesn't cause an inbalance of estrogen in men. With that I leave it too your imaginations. :D
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Aramanthus wrote:LMAO!!! Good thing that the micronization process doesn't cause an inbalance of estrogen in men. With that I leave it too your imaginations. :D



Gloval: "Look at it this way, Exedore...You'll have cornered the market in choir singers.."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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And if the female zentraedi get a massive dose of testosterone. That makes the operator of the micronization chambers someone you'd want to bribe to make sure you weren't dosed improperly with the wrong hormones.
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Aramanthus wrote:And if the female zentraedi get a massive dose of testosterone. That makes the operator of the micronization chambers someone you'd want to bribe to make sure you weren't dosed improperly with the wrong hormones.



Karita---the rather wimpish Zentraedi in charge of the chambers on Breetai's flagship, would have done well to know that....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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ROFLMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: I was expecting that. But still I just fell off my chair laughing.
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Kyle: (In the Little White Dragon) "Well, I see the military's here to be fed at civilian expense again...Nowhere else around here do you see such chunky, fat, women, but in uniform!"

...Rick and Max were only microseconds apart in hitting the deck behind cover before Commander Hayes proved you COULD throw a table overhand across a room, with accuracy...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Yeah...but WITH two guys still seated at it, trying to enjoy their order of seasame chicken?
(besides the damage from the table impacted him, doubled by the Female Righteous Indignation damage multiplier, it was discovered that Lynn Kyle harbored a dark and embarassing secret in his allergy to seasame seeds...).
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Darkmax wrote:hmm... the female changed the equation..... :D



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Scott Bernard, looking at an oncoming swarm of Invid...
Scott: "Okay, let's even the odds with a full-out missile barrage! Eat THIS!"(slams his hand down on the trigger...)
(...and hits the injection switch instead)
PHOWF!
...as his ejection seat throws him clear of his Alpha and right at the Invid...
Scott: "Well...this sucks...."
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Must of been cylon sleeper agent. ;)
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Yeh, jealous of being 2nd place to the invid in ending up as humans. :roll:
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Meanwhile, down in the APC...

Lunk: *looks up at the ejection* What the...
Marlene: *gulps softly* I looked at the manual, but it wasn't clear. Both wires were severed, why were they the same color? I could have sworn I traced them back right...
Lunk: *groans* So much for good repair help... I'll need to go over it with you again before the next time. If there is one.
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AuroraKet wrote:Meanwhile, down in the APC...

Lunk: *looks up at the ejection* What the...
Marlene: *gulps softly* I looked at the manual, but it wasn't clear. Both wires were severed, why were they the same color? I could have sworn I traced them back right...
Lunk: *groans* So much for good repair help... I'll need to go over it with you again before the next time. If there is one.


Rand: "It never occurred to us that Marlene was color-blind..."
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taalismn wrote:
Rand: "It never occurred to us that Marlene was color-blind..."



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sera: "The humans are nearby..I can sense them...we can ambush them, and recover Ariel...see why she has not reported back in...WILL YOUTWO NITWITS CUT THAT OUT?!"
(turns to the two Troopers behind her RCB, who are having a snowball fight in the blizzard...They look about as sheepish as big purple cyclopean crab-mecha can, with their claws full of big heaping balls of packed snow...)
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Gloval wakes up in bed...hardly new...feels rather strange though...immediate self-assessment begins...not feeling necessarily BAD...bit of a hangover...slight buzz...Shouldn't be drinking, really, work to do...no clothes...okay...normally pajamas, or, IN uniform these days, so much work....hold on. that's what's so funny...feeling REFRESHED...THAT'S unusual...clothes draped haphazardly over side of bed..okay, that's sloppy...waitaminute, that's not mine...neither is that.....gracious, is that what I think it is?
Sudden awareness of warm presence alongside his body on other side of bed...THAT'S not supposed to be there either! Rising concern as memory abruptly attempts to backtrack....Sudden INTENSE scrutiny of other person in bed...agh! covered with sheets...definitely feminine....pale skin...blue hair?...muttering coming from under sheets...He knows enough to recognize the Zentraedi for 'strong' and 'unstoppable'...or is it 'inexhaustible'....Couple of braincells make their presence known by cheerily reminding him of the meeting with the Quadrono leadership...whatzername...Amazon?..Amazonia?...Azonia...yeah, that's it...
Even as his mind began to extrapolate all the ways this could possibly go wrong from here with clinical terror, behind it all another part of his mind was grinning...Yeah, I still got it...
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Harry was just moments away from another Quidditch victory, he could just feel it! The Golden Snitch had gone farther afield than usual this time, though, and that should have worried him, but he'd dwell on that and its possible implications later...of course, it may be just another innocent anomaly, but this time the golden sphere had arced high up over Hogwarts, forcing him into a dogfighting stand-on-broom-end climb after the thing, screaming into the air and clearing the steep hills around the school...
There it was, just moments away...he was reaching for it when he saw something else out of the corner of his eye..
What the HE--?!
***ZZZAAMMMPFFFFF***

"Linedriver to Control...Confirm target intercept at 3 miles...Nice try with throwing TWO drones at me that last time; you almost got the gunnery comps confused at that range, but you range guys screwed up having them cross courses like that...I potted both with one shot...You should have thrown them at me from different directions..Lawd, but these new lasers are dead-on!"
"Control to LInedriver...don't know what you're talking about...We only launched one drone...When we review the tapes we'll probably find you vaped a bird...the hills around here are lousy with geese and owls."
"Pity for some poor bit of local fowl, then...What next?"
"THat's it for, Tommy, we got no more range tests for today...bring the Raidar back into the garage...See you inside."
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Damn muggles...
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Voldemort: "I am Reborn!"
*GRUNCH*

Lucius Malfoy: "Okay..where did THOSE come from?"
Deatheater: "Never mind where or what, let's get out of here before somebody comes looking for them!"

...And since that particular graveyard was never visited on any regular basis, the mystery of where at least one of the SDF-1's runaway anti-gravity generators went once its power ran out, would remain unsolved for many more years....
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Darkmax wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Crossover hazards!!! Give a whole new meaning to the words- Killer Litter! :lol:


You said it yourself...'Wrong Place, Wrong Time..."
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ROFLMAO!!! Those are some great ones! Please keep them coming!
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At the lounge between Macross Frontier and Robotech (Remastered);

Klan Klein; "So Myria....how did you manage to avoid the 'Lolli-con' effect when you micloned..er micronized? ...never be able to keep these two 'verses straight"

Mirya Parino; "Well, when I was going over my contract before signing on, I saw that I was going to be "alien love interest plot hook #1" so I told the guys at Tatsunoko and later, Harmony Gold 'I get to keep my looks AND body when I go through the shrink cycle...right?'. Kinda helped that I had them in the grippers of my Queadlun..err Quadrono (hate these anglisized terms) about 30 ft. above the ground while negotiating"

KK: *scribbling into notebook* "...aggressive negotiations for sequel contract....gotcha. 'Cuz this really sucks. The 1/4 meltran teenybopper and the Aidoru get to chase the hero, and look at me! I'd get any man who looked sidways at me in micron form, jailed for life!"

MP; "..hmmm...well..you ever see the movie they did? There, Max decided he wanted to join me..and not the otherway around." *blushes*

KK; "-gasp- You mean...?"

MP; "Yes...all of him..."

KK; *goes beet-red*
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LMAO!!! That might make for a truly embarrasssing moment in Robotech history!

So along with "Shrink" cycle do they an "enlarge" cycle? I guess we should call those companies and tell them that this might put them out of business. :D
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Aramanthus wrote:LMAO!!! That might make for a truly embarrasssing moment in Robotech history!

So along with "Shrink" cycle do they an "enlarge" cycle? I guess we should call those companies and tell them that this might put them out of business. :D

Would explain why all the Meltraedi are..um... with "large tracks of land" when full sized ;)
..and why Azonia was not at all displeased with being "corrupt" with Khyron.
The inverse of course is true with Rico, Bron & Konda..and why things never quite worked out between them and the bridge-bunnies :D
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*the master of protoculture in the distant past coming to a decision*
1)"how do we give them an advantage over our frontier fleets?"
2)" cooler looking ships"
3)"no, cooler ships will just provoke them to more fighting"
4)"then what do you purpose?'
3)"Write in big ***** into their macro size codes, when they contact each other the frontier fleet commanders will just do what they are told."
* 1,2, & 4 are shocked at the proposal, but then think over it. And Nod in agreement*
2)"well still give them the cooler ships too"
2)"How do we keep the them from staying micro-sized?"
4) *gets an evil grin*"why make them flat chested, their ego will be so deflated that they will want to return to their macro size"
*after a moment of silence the room breaks out in laughter, and the sound of someone falling on the floor*
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ROFLMAO!!! Now that makes a lot of sense! :lol: :lol: I always wondered about those changes.
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"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

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Of course that could be the reason they don't have to wear make up. Maybe protoculture helps cure acne! :D
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"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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And they can say that they don't test on animals. :D
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And no one is going to argue with that sort of testing! :D
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

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The only clone rights group I know are the ones for the movies and they provide replacement for goof ups.
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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