Robotech Blooper Reels

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 23, 2008 2:56 pm

"Okay....who defrosted the DNA freezer?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 23, 2008 3:40 pm

"You got Bannana-Brickle in Rand's DNA backup?!"
"Hey, not to worry...it's not as if it would make for any extraordinary changes in his personality..."

drewkitty ~..~ · Fri May 23, 2008 4:39 pm

taalismn wrote:"Fortunately, despite there not being any animation footage of it, we managed to get everybody off Space Station Liberty and aboard the Ark Angel!"
"Good! Because when those Neutron-S warheads go off, there's going to be NOTHING left! Let's get out of here!"
(Shot of the Ark Angel powering up and exiting spacedock...
Cut to a small parka-clad figure seen from behind, standing in front of a window overlooking the spacedock slips, watching as the rear of the evacuation ship clears the main doors..
Frontal shot of Kenny standing there looking goggle-eyed and alone at the airlock window as the POV rapidly draws away...and away...and away...and away...until we're outside Space Station Liberty...

*the camra pans about and zooms in to over shoulder of the parka clad figure, there is another kid there....this one rumaging through a cupbourd, then looks back at the other and yells*
"WHERE ARE MY CHEESY POOFFS?!"

taalismn wrote:....and then it explodes...)

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri May 23, 2008 5:26 pm

LOL!!! Now there is someone they could clone and the clone masters could improve. At least they could try. It's hard to improve feces in as far as Cartman is concerned.

drewkitty ~..~ · Fri May 23, 2008 11:10 pm

Well the 1st thing would to be to edit out the personality settings, and use a new template.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 24, 2008 4:12 pm

Improve it?
One sure fire way...
Hold the DNA slide over a bunsen burner flame until the slide melts...
Start anew with somebody else's DNA... :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 24, 2008 6:54 pm

Darkmax wrote::lol:

Now now... Improve, not alter! we don't want the same thing to happen again, do we, Egor?

Exedore: "Hump? What hump?"
(everybody cracks up on the set)...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 25, 2008 1:58 pm

Rick Hunter flies into Alaska Base and the Grand Cannon as it all comes apart, cuts through a wall with the head lasers, and jumps through the hole to see Lisa standing at the end of a corridor...
Rick: "You call for a taxi?"
Lisa: (seeing Rick's beat-up Varitech behind him) "You didn't come in that thing, did you? You're braver than I thought!"
(Suddenly realizes her gaffe and slaps her head as the stage crew cracks up)
Rick:"Right sentiment, wrong lines!"

drewkitty ~..~ · Sun May 25, 2008 10:06 pm

*Rick gets a vid call while talking to Max...*
Rick:"Hi lisa..."
Lisa: "Hi, are you free on sunday?"
Rick: "Yah..."
Lisa:" Good, I'll meet you at the park" *hangs up*
Max: "Trap?"
Rick: "did you see us fight?"
Max: "No'
Rick: "trap"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 26, 2008 2:59 pm

Claudia runs into Lisa in the rain after her latest fight with Rick(you know the episode)
Claudia: "Man trouble?"
Lisa: "Yes."
Claudia: "Here, this will take care of the problem."(hands her a small parcel)
Lisa: "What is this? Tea?"
Claudia: "No. Poison. Slip it into a hot drink, serve it to him...a minute later, no more problem! You're free! And it looks like a completely natural death!"
Lisa: "I'm starting to see Commander Fokker's death in a whole new light..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 27, 2008 9:21 am

Darkmax wrote:huh?

I suspect it's a movie reference....One, I too, don't know....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 27, 2008 9:25 am

Regis:(or Regess, as the new official spelling seems to be)"Here, in this Genesis Pit I will explore the possible future paths of life on this world, to better determine the future form of the Invid people!"

(later)
Scott: "What the HELL is that?!"
Rand: "Giant SKUNK!? Quick, shut your helmet, Scott!"
Annie: "What about me?!"
Rand: "Start holding your breath...."

DhAkael · Unread post by **DhAkael** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:50 am

taalismn wrote:
Darkmax wrote:huh?

I suspect it's a movie reference....One, I too, don't know....

Serenity
The best Phaseworld 'Runner' campiagn ever put to film (even though it was the movie made to finish 'Firefly's story), and something that you will encounter again and agian and again cuz it's just that cool.
More one liners than Stawars a New Hope and all three SW prequels combined.

Go, rent it.
NOW!
What are you still doing in your seat?

DhAkael · Unread post by **DhAkael** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:53 am

taalismn wrote:Regis:(or Regess, as the new official spelling seems to be)

say it with me now...
R.E.G.I.S.
-ahem- thank you.
HG can (censored for the common good) and that's my two cents worth.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:48 pm

DhAkael wrote:
taalismn wrote:Regis:(or Regess, as the new official spelling seems to be)

say it with me now...
R.E.G.I.S.
-ahem- thank you.
HG can (censored for the common good) and that's my two cents worth.

Regis: "So THERE!"
Rand: (paging through his handbook copy of 'Webster's')"I coulda SWORN it was the feminine version of 'Regent'..."
Regis: "Well it ain't! It's unique! So neder-neder-neder!"
Scott: "I am so NOT impressed or intimidated when she does that..."
Sera: "Please, Mother...you're embrassing us...Oh no...not the 'Victory Dance'..."
Lunk: "HOW old is she again?"(as the Regis going 'In your face, apes!!!')

drewkitty ~..~ · Tue May 27, 2008 3:56 pm

*In the hanger bay, vermillion squad prepaires to escort the Cats-eye recon mission*
rick to max" you think you have enouph missiles on your plane?"*looking @ the 24 SRMs on the tail of max's VF*
Max: "you never know" *walking to his plane with a box*
Rick:"what are those"
Max: "Grenades"
Rick: "No grenades..."
Max: "but.."
Rick:"No... its just an escort mission"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 27, 2008 4:16 pm

Breetai is ripping apart Rick Hunter's Veritech to get at the soft and squishy filling as his troops watch in astonishment...)
Z-Trooper 1: "What power! What technique! What ferocity!"
Z-Trooper 2: "No, not really...this is minor...Last week the vending machine outside the officers' lounge took all his money and wouldn't cough up his soft-drink...Now THAT was ferocity when he decided to go in and get it himself..."
Z-Trooper 3: "Yeh gods, but I've never heard ripping steel SCREAM like that...."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 27, 2008 6:29 pm

"Then, of course, there's Dolza's problems with ordering pizzas...The man can't give directions worth a snot! I think we lost about eighteen deliveries with the poor saps STILL wandering somewhere around inside the command planetoid before Khyron suggested meeting them OUTSIDE the command ship and escorting them in...Little blue brown-noser got promoted for that suggestion too...got his own battalion out of it..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 27, 2008 6:51 pm

Darkmax wrote::lol: Poor Rick.

"Tell us, Micronian! What is the secret of Protoculture!?"
"What are you talk-"
"PIZZAS! GOT YOUR PIPPIN' HOT PIZZAS HERE!"
*WHAM*!!!
"What are you DOING!!??"
"It's 10:43:34005, sir! You ordered three extra larges with everything, a pepperoni, extra cheese, and a half and half with murb sausage and extra yang-peppers! Hot, just as you like them! Oh, and the breadsticks, too..."
"No, I mean, you just crushed the prisoner!"
"Oh?Oh.....oops...just saw the table, man, didn't see the little people..."
Exedore: "What? Where's my salad?"
(Breetai's clutching his face in his hand) "Idiots..."
(Meanwhile Lisa andBen are looking at where their companion's just been smothered in scalding hot cheese...Lisa's looking pizza-traumatized, while Ben's looking a curious mix between horrfied at losing his superior officer and rather hungry at seeing all that food...)

drewkitty ~..~ · Tue May 27, 2008 7:40 pm

*slaps for head* that's why they attacked the catseye recon plane.... they though it was the pizza delivery ship.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 27, 2008 7:45 pm

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:*slaps for head* that's why they attacked the catseye recon plane.... they though it was the pizza delivery ship.

It's that damn radar dish...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:21 pm

Kevin Siembda's in his office when the phone rings...
KS:'Hello, Palladium Books! Ah, Harmony Gold?....So, howdah like the 'Shadow Chronicles' manuscript?...Changes? What changes?...What do you mean, character descriptions? 'Seduction'? Under Louie Nichol's stats? '98%'? "Do you people pay attention to the characters'?! OF COURSE I do! But I didn't write that into his stats!...Let me get on this! I'm sure it's just a cut and paste miskey on Tommy's part...I'll get right on it and have it corrected! Yeah, pleasure dealing with you too..."

(meanwhile)
Louie Nichols is sitting in front of his computer...
"Damn, they actually PROOFREAD...I thought for certain they weren't going to notice that hack..."

drewkitty ~..~ · Wed May 28, 2008 9:03 pm

*a door opens behind Louie, and in walks Yang Newman*
YN: that is because your working with robotechmology, if you were an expect in overtechnology like me something like this wouldn't of croped up"
*YN touches his wrist band*"come here Sharon"
*a holo of miss Apple appers next to louie and begines to sing & louie gets a 'happy' look spread over his face*

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:15 pm

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:*a door opens behind Louie, and in walks Yang Newman*
YN: that is because your working with robotechmology, if you were an expect in overtechnology like me something like this wouldn't of croped up"
*YN touches his wrist band*"come here Sharon"
*a holo of miss Apple appers next to louie and begines to sing & louie gets a 'happy' look spread over his face*

A much older Minmei watches the last post..
"Damn....-I-coulda done that...it would have saved me SO much grief...."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu May 29, 2008 2:47 am

ROFLMAO!!! Those are all very funny! Just the thought of a zentreadi vending machine would be enough to intimidate most humans. Just think of the size of the candy or drink you'd get out of one. It'd be enough to keep some human going for a week.

drewkitty ~..~ · Thu May 29, 2008 10:46 am

Or if it was a roving vending machine...

Zent1: "what's that red spot on the floor?"
Zent2: *takes a look*"call the producers, we have another run-over"
Zent1: "what did it? I know all of us are watching out where we step."
Zent2: "the vending machine from the tread marks"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 29, 2008 6:26 pm

Two Zentraedi troopers are walking down a hall when they hear a *WUNCH* crunch8WHAMYYYAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHWHAM-WHAM-WHAM-SCRREEECCCHHHH--WWHHHOMMMPPHHH noise...
Suddenly they stop, go goggle-eyed, turn, and run like hell as a vending machine comes sailing in a flat trajectory down the hall after them...they suddenly realize the hallway deadends in a closed elevator, and they dive to the sides of the hall just as the vending machine catches up to them..passes them...just as the elevator opens..
...Catching Max Sterling's disguised Veritech right in the mechanical puss...
Meanwhile, down the hall...
Dolza: "Ah, I see why you find that so therapeutic, Breetai! I can't tell you how many times those mechanical bandits have taken my change for nothing!"
Breetai: "Good form there, sir...I usually try to flip them end over end down the hall...(sees the two troopers, looking stunned)...SORRY ABOUT THAT!"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri May 30, 2008 1:53 am

LOL

Those were very funny!

Zent: Somebody call the Clones RUS we have another incident of Rick Hunter trying to pick up zentreadi females. He was mashed under a diet soda can again.
Zent: That is what the third time this month!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 30, 2008 3:12 pm

Clones R' Us is renting one of their vending machines out to Robotech...seeing as Star Trek isn't using theirs any more...
Macek: "Er...can you stock it in guys in blue or white uniforms?...nobody in Robotech has red uniforms except for Zentraedi officer character actors..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:54 pm

Darkmax wrote::lol: We should mention... uniforms are another subsidaries altogether

Star Wars Republic Clone Troopers approach a group of (full-sized) Zentraedi...
Lead Clone Trooper: "Look, man, all we're asking you, as kindred cannonfodder under general issue uniforms and armor, that you respect our union strike....If you're not going to join us on the picket lines, we want to know at least that you're not going to cross the strike line...."

drewkitty ~..~ · Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:32 am

Zent trooper: "How about I just don't step ON your picket line?"*like someone w/o his 1st cup of coffee yet*

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:56 pm

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Zent trooper: "How about I just don't step ON your picket line?"*like someone w/o his 1st cup of coffee yet*

...and the biggest melee of opposites since Koom Valley(Dwarves versus Trolls) breaks out...white-armored clones trying to swamp stompin' and kickin' Zentraedi warriors...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:32 pm

Darkmax wrote:if only Emperor Palpatine had Zents as storm troopers..... They would truly stomp....

He'd have to habituate them to gender-integrated society....otherwise...

"Jedi Striptease!"
(Zentraedi boggle as a space-amazon carves them into bloody chunks with her light saber)
"....ahhhmannnn....are you SURE we can't date co-workers?"
"Certainly not! Fall apart surely the order, few eligible female Jedi the men fight over!"
"Great...Damn this whole Jedi celibacy thing..."
"Fall to the Dark Side, you must not! Of such matters jest not, action lest I take!"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:57 am

LMAO!!! Those are another great series of them. Hmm Who could we get to manufacture those uniforms in a way to allow them to be cheap enough to afford. Imagine if the production ran out of money with only a small number of uniforms actually created. Imagine the embarrassment on the part of the director in certain scenes.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:48 pm

Aramanthus wrote:LMAO!!! Those are another great series of them. Hmm Who could we get to manufacture those uniforms in a way to allow them to be cheap enough to afford. Imagine if the production ran out of money with only a small number of uniforms actually created. Imagine the embarrassment on the part of the director in certain scenes.

"Hot Bunking' the uniforms....

"Your scene's over! Now get that jacket off and hand it to Jerome 364! He's got a spear-carrier scene in ten minutes!"
"Jeez...talk about cheap productions!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:12 pm

"OH god...DOLZA!!! HOw many times have I told you, DON'T BRING YOUR DOG TO THE SET!!!! Somebody! Get the damn payloader over here! And lots of bleach! Oh yeah, and do a headcount! I don't want any repeats of last time, when one of the gaffers got buried!
Damn giant corgi...."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:05 am

I see that the animals have made it thru the protoculture resizing chambers! What sort of dog was it? That might explain the missing people. Maybe they were buried by it like old bones!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:01 pm

Aramanthus wrote:I see that the animals have made it thru the protoculture resizing chambers! What sort of dog was it? That might explain the missing people. Maybe they were buried by it like old bones!

A corgi...Zentraedi scaled..I'd say 10-12 feet at the shoulder?

drewkitty ~..~ · Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:25 pm

*a white guy in a blue suit is seen walking through the stage like he is looking for something.

elsewhere in the parking lot, in VT parking, an odd looking plane with it's wings folded up, parked in rick's spot*

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:35 am

Are you sure he's not parked in Max's spot Drewkitty?

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:53 pm

I'm sure Drewkitty will explain it.

drewkitty ~..~ · Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:39 pm

Fixed wing aircraft that are built to be stored below decks fold their wings to save space.

drewkitty ~..~ · Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:43 pm

Aramanthus wrote:Are you sure he's not parked in Max's spot Drewkitty?

Well I'm sure it wasn't Miria's quadrano space.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:06 pm

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
Aramanthus wrote:Are you sure he's not parked in Max's spot Drewkitty?

Well I'm sure it wasn't Miria's quadrano space.

(Shot of car flipping end over end through the air)
Studio Tech: "They never learn....that's the fifth loser who parked in Parino's space...."

drewkitty ~..~ · Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:34 pm

ROTFLMAO

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:39 pm

Definition of Courage: A micronian meter-maid writing out a ticket for Khyron's double-parked Glaug...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:44 am

ROFLMAO!!!! Carrier planes DarkMax!

And about those idiots parking in Parino's space. I supposed it's a bad thing to put the visitors sign over her parking place sign!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:41 pm

(grumble)"I'd appreciate it if those damn VF pilots didn't try to get out of paying the parking garage fees by flying in and landing on the top levels..."

Rathorc Lemenger · Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:04 pm

[quote="taalismn"][quote="Aramanthus"]I see that the animals have made it thru the protoculture resizing chambers! What sort of dog was it? That might explain the missing people. Maybe they were buried by it like old bones![/quote]

A corgi...Zentraedi scaled..I'd say 10-12 feet at the shoulder?[/quote]

Actually, it's Cleffred, the big red dog.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:27 pm

Darkmax wrote:sigh....

Dimunitive Zentraedi Advisor leans in behind Darkmax: "Clifford the Big Red Dog...giant friendly canine and star of a popular series of children's books written by the human author Norman Bridwell...Though not as well-known or controversial as BarBar the Elephant, Clifford was generally regarded as more approachable and huggable for all that he was larger than most human domiciles..."