bumper stickers

Tags · Unread post by **Tags** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:09 pm

Palladium needs some new bumper stickers such as

"My other car is a splugorth slave barge."
"My ex-wife is a great horned dragon."

And such. :>

Marcethus · Unread post by **Marcethus** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:53 pm

Guns don't kill people E-clips do

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:37 am

Sorry, these probably aren't very good. Sleep deprivation is fun.

Splynncryth for President. Why choose the lesser evil?

Everything I need to know in life I learned on Rifts Earth.

My other car is a SAMAS/Glitterboy.

GB-10: ruining peoples day from miles away.

Say no to drugs. Get M.O.M. implants.

Say no to drugs, and yes to psionics.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:40 pm

Megadamage-Insured
Godling Onboard
Anti-Tailgating Ward Protected
Back Off Before I Melt Your MInd!
My Swamp-Stomping Long-Tooth NeoBarbarian Can Beat Up Your Student of the Month Any Day.
Warning: I Invested in the Rear-Mounted Rail Cannon.
This Car Randomly Passes Through Dimensional Rifts in Space/Time

Mack · Unread post by **Mack** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:17 pm

"If you can read this the CS is coming for you."

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:42 pm

Pro

C.R.A.F.T. wrote:Prosek 08

add this: "The Emperor commands it!"

here's a few more ideas:

Duly Authorised Naruni Representative. No Credit, No Refunds. (cover of Naruni Wave Two)

Talk To The Boom Gun. (image of dual-boom gun Glitter Boy)

Shifter on board. Tailgate and Explore New Worlds.

Floopers on board. You've been warned.

I Brake For Renegade Blind Altara Warrior Women.

I Read The Rifter. Be Afraid, Be VERY Afraid.

I Play RIFTS. Your Reality is My Thursday Night Game Session.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:29 pm

My Kid Was Junior Illiterate Coalition Patriot of the Month
This Car 100% Green PPE-Powered; Zero Carbon Emissions
This Car 100% Fusion-Nuclear Powered; Zero Carbon Emissions. Don't Ask About the Nuclear Radiation.

Misfit KotLD · Unread post by **Misfit KotLD** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:42 pm

Mack wrote:"If you can read this the CS is coming for you."

You win.

runebeo · Unread post by **runebeo** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:09 pm

Proud supporter of the Black Market.
I was abducted by the Raruni and they sold me this car.
I have CS bounties on me and I dare u to collect!

dragon_blaze_99 · Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:13 pm

Mack wrote:"If you can read this the CS is coming for you."

* long slow clap *

Incriptus · Unread post by **Incriptus** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:52 pm

Mack wrote:"If you can read this the CS is coming for you."

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Definetly a good one.

For a while I had the "Hell was full so I came back" bumper sticker over my desk at work. Management seemed to think I was a negative person.

Mack · Unread post by **Mack** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:57 pm

"Friends don't let friends drink Psi-Cola."

"Honk if you don't know what a NG-P7 does to a Honda."

"What would Splyncryth Do?"

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:54 am

Mad about gas prices? Tailgate me and my JA-12 will end your misery.

Picture of insane looking Crazy close up holding an energy weapon by his face with text: Tailgate at your own risk.

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:44 am

Picture of a d20 with the 20 side up. Crit happens.

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:49 am

LostOne wrote:Picture of a d20 with the 20 side up. Crit happens.

I like that one.

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:12 am

BookWyrm wrote:
LostOne wrote:Picture of a d20 with the 20 side up. Crit happens.

I like that one.

Unfortunately it isn't Rifts specific, and knowing my memory, I've probably seen it somewhere as a real thing on a t-shirt or something.

Library Ogre · Unread post by **Library Ogre** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:15 pm

gadrin wrote:Carpe Demon

I like this one; part of the reason I have "Hell was full, so I came back" on my Vibe is that it doesn't require being a Rifts geek in order to understand.

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:46 pm

My Rogue Scholar can read better than your Wilderness Scout.

Burster On Board. Need A Light?

(image of buff Hyperion Juicer) Got Juice?

Save the Rain Forest. Plant a Millenium Tree.

Not Everyone Who Has a Tattoo is a Renegade Atlantean T-Man. But we might be.

Marcethus · Unread post by **Marcethus** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:20 pm

LostOne wrote:
Splynncryth for President. Why choose the lesser evil?

Edit: It should be Xy for President

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:01 pm

Mack wrote:
"Honk if you don't know what a NG-P7 does to a Honda."

This Honda Rebuilt by StormSpire
Cellphone-Homing Anti-Radiation Heavy Missile Equipped Vehicle
Hit My Car, Release the Demon

glitterboy2098 · Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:27 pm

howabout signs?

"Beware of Killhound"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:48 pm

My (Naruni) Vengeance Budget is Bigger Than Yours

Tags · Unread post by **Tags** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:39 pm

Mack wrote:"If you can read this the CS is coming for you."

I love this one! That would be a sweat one to make.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:11 pm

"Drive Like Every Other Car Has Invisibility Up."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:14 pm

The Flesh is Weak. Metal Up!

dragon_blaze_99 · Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:48 pm

although its kinda stealing how about the good old

"if you wanna be tough, become a Juicer. if you wanna be a god, become a Mega-Juicer"
~sign outside an Ishpeming body-chop-shop

8-)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:17 pm

All I Ask of My God is Unconditional Love and Close Air Support

Member of the Atlantean Stone Masons' Guild---Pyramid Power!

Sunaj Covert Operations Vehicle---Cross at Your Own Risk

Library Ogre · Unread post by **Library Ogre** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:21 pm

taalismn wrote:All I Ask of My God is Unconditional Love and Close Air Support

That's beautiful. I would love to have that on my car.

CyCo · Unread post by **CyCo** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:53 am

Marcethus wrote:
LostOne wrote:
Splynncryth for President. Why choose the lesser evil?

Edit: It should be Xy for President

Wouldn't be able to use this one, as Chaosium would probably get a itchy lawyer, but them I figure we all know that anyway. It's way too close to their own bumper stickers.

8p

Marcethus · Unread post by **Marcethus** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:03 am

CyCo wrote:
Marcethus wrote:
LostOne wrote:
Splynncryth for President. Why choose the lesser evil?

Edit: It should be Xy for President

Wouldn't be able to use this one, as Chaosium would probably get a itchy lawyer, but them I figure we all know that anyway. It's way too close to their own bumper stickers.

8p

yeah the damned Cthulu for pres ones I had forgotten about them but *shrugs* oh vell

Misfit KotLD · Unread post by **Misfit KotLD** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:10 am

Quebec - Peace through Glittering Firepower

Glitterboys - Chrome Never Goes out of Style

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:20 pm

C.S. Logo and...

Only in Death Does Duty Die

It is Better to Die for the Coalition than to Live fore yourself

THe Hand of Prosek Guides All

Know the D-Bee---Kill the D-Bee

Burn the Mage---Purge the Unclean

A True Citizen Never Yields to Doubt

While the D-Bess of the Rifts still Draw Breath There Can be No Peace

For Prosek and the Coalition States of Man!!!!!

Harbor the Heretic and Forsake the Light of the Coalition

Misfit KotLD · Unread post by **Misfit KotLD** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:30 pm

csbioborg wrote:It is Better to Die for the Coalition than to Live fore yourself

That should be "for yourself." Unless you're on a golf course...

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:44 pm

Misfit KotLD wrote:
csbioborg wrote:It is Better to Die for the Coalition than to Live fore yourself

That should be "for yourself." Unless you're on a golf course...

Fair enough but could someone tell me why I've been getting hounded FOR my grammar the past few days.

Scrouge the Xenos Reclaim Holy Earth

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:50 pm

Misfit KotLD wrote:Quebec - Peace through Glittering Firepower

Glitterboys - Chrome Never Goes out of Style

Heritage Glitterboy Pilot---A Family Tradition for Over One Hundred Years

Chromium Guardsman are Shiny HAPPY People

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:42 pm

You Wanted Alternative Fuel Sources
The Society of Sages Deliverd
Running of Dragon Part's Since 80 P.A.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:40 pm

csbioborg wrote:You Wanted Alternative Fuel Sources
The Society of Sages Deliverd
Running of Dragon Part's Since 80 P.A.

CS BioDiesel Fuels Division-
Turning Cactus-People D-Bees into Clean, Profitable, Energy Since 100 P.A.

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:56 pm

(background of the CS logo)
If You Can Read This, You're Under Arrest!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:34 pm

The Skull and Bones Society is Alive and Well in Chi-Town!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:55 pm

Just an SDC creature in a MD world don't you count me out baby

Naruini get in line I still have my student loans to pay

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:03 pm

The human race deeply love independence, freedom and peace. But in the face of D-bee aggression they have risen up, united as one man

We will win back our planet at any cost, even if Chi town must burn

Lazlo- You can kill ten of our men for every one we kill of yours. But even at those odds, you will lose and we will win Hail Prosek

It is better to sacrifice everything than to live subugated to the D-Bee

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:29 pm

You'll have my Naruni Plasma Pistol when you pry my dead six-tentacled hand off it!
Lazlo University---Learning is Power. Wage War on Poverty and Ignorance, Not Each Other.
Splynn Biowizardry Institute---Enriching the Lives of Millions of Lifeforms
Triax---German Engineering is STILL the Best!
Triax---Robot Drivers Wanted
Ichto--Only Japanese Can Make Robots Right!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:41 pm

C.S. War College Uniformity is strenghth. Scourging Xenophila and Hertical Thought One Mind at a Time

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:51 pm

New Camelot Finishing School for Boys---Turning Today's Youth into the Knights of Tomorrow
Psyscape Mentallist Academy---See the Future Today!
Psyscape Mentallist Academy--Because a MInd is a Horrible Thing to Waste
Brass City Boarding School---Polishing Evil for over One Hundred Years
Xorga's School of Summoning---Make the Call Today for a More Prosperous Tomorrow!

(SHIFTY) · Unread post by **(SHIFTY)** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:51 pm

BookWyrm wrote:
LostOne wrote:Picture of a d20 with the 20 side up. Crit happens.

I like that one.

I second that!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:41 pm

The M.O.M. Corps---You Don't Have to be Crazy to Join; That Comes Later.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:28 pm

The Vanguard--- Last tenants were C.S. troops just havent gotten around to moving out the human supremist liturture...really

Join and be called heritc and betrayer. Your deeds never known or ackwonledged. Join us and be the Vanguard which fights the battles the Coalition alone can not.

Vanguard---the Outcome Justifies the Method

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:19 pm

Ye Old Order of the Mystic Knights---Have Fun, Make Money, Be Evil
Knights of the White Rose--Hope Blooms in the Heart of Darkness

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:56 pm

Geofront---It's the People's Republic not the Demon's Republic of China

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:34 am

This is from mark Hall's website. I want to make sure everyone knows this just in case one day Mark wakes up this scenario happens

...maybe its just the dreamer in me, but I would like to wake up one day and be able to Hellblast the annoying people in my life.-Mark Hall