randomer item table

[Zer0 Kay]

#79 Find your pants in somone elses hands... oh and they're the ones you were wearing.

[CyCo]

*pissst*

[whispers]

Zer0 Kay, what ever happened with #76 & #77??

[/whispers]

8p

[Zer0 Kay]

*pissst*

[whispers]

Zer0 Kay, what ever happened with #76 & #77??

[/whispers]

8p

Uh...
They must have been deleted... yeah that's the ticket.

#76 A crystal set radio playing some music that seems to use fast paced music with a lot of instruments. (Big band swing music)

#77 An HD-DVD player/recorder still in the box... unfortunately you can't find any disks to play in it.

[bigbobsr6000]

#85 A black cat rubs against your leg and has taken a liking to you. She is now following you.

#86 A black large dog has taken a liking to you. He is now following you.

[CyCo]

@ Zer0 Kay. Yeah, right. Deleted. 8p


#87.

A kit car, like the Stirling (US variant of my Eureka, see link in sig), which is complete!

Well, you still need the donor car though...

Doh!

[CyCo]

#88

A 1970 VW Beetle. Complete, in fair condition. The body can be removed and the kit from #87 fitted in it's place.

8]

[Zer0 Kay]

#88

A 1970 VW Beetle. Complete, in fair condition. The body can be removed and the kit from #87 fitted in it's place.

8]

The Eureka shell fits on a VW beetle frame?!?

#89 A Lambo diablo with everthing except motor and one door.

#90 A Lambo door too bad even lambos don't use lambo doors.

[CyCo]

#88

A 1970 VW Beetle. Complete, in fair condition. The body can be removed and the kit from #87 fitted in it's place.

8]

The Eureka shell fits on a VW beetle frame?!?

They sure do good buddy. The Old Skool Bug, not the new incorrect Bug wth the motor in the front.

The Eureka (Australia & NZ), Stirling (in the US), Nova (GB, Europe, UK), Eagle (and Eagle SS) (South Africa, GB, Europe & UK), Sebring (Canada), Puma (mainly Europe), all fit on a VW Bug chassis. With a little modification to the body mounts and little else, you can 'simply' unbolt a Bug body and fit on the new fibreglass shell.

Turing the everyman's car into the everymans sportscar.

8]

[9voltkilowatt]

#93: The "liquid substance" from number 92 tearing through the countryside looking desperately for someone to drink it.

[CyCo]

#96:

Can of purple paint. It has enough paint to paint one small vehicle or PA suit, or 5 body suits. When the item is finished in it's new purple colour scheme, the painters skin will turn purple. Duration of the colour change is upto the GM.

[Zer0 Kay]

#97 Two big automatic pistols apparently they are "Cutlass" brand pistols... even though there is no one around, you dread the idea of touching one as an image of Lucifer's daughter coming to get her pistols back and giving you a very messy death keeps popping into your head.

[Library Ogre]

#98 An automatic pistol which is apparently of the "DAGGER" brand. When you hold it, it feels... happy?

[abe]

#99.A rubics cube that looks like waldo

[bigbobsr6000]

A rubics cube that looks like waldo

Number Please Please Edit to reflect next number (#99)

Thanks.

[plata_knight]

#00 Rubix Ultra - 6 sides with 6x6 squares in each side, sides can change color at random for added challenge. The ultimate challenge in 2095, all the rage with novelty guys even today. The right buyer would pay 10,000 credits for this rare prerifts artifact (including one Joseph Prosek II).

[abe]

#101 a galic press!

[abe]

102-soda fountain!

[bigbobsr6000]

#03 A vial of French Perfume. (Oooo..La, La)

[verdilak]

104 - A Wikipedia in Your Pocket

[bigbobsr6000]

#05 A copy of "A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

[bigbobsr6000]

#06 A bath towel.

[CyCo]

People! People!!

Are we forgetting the rules here?

When we finish a list of 100 random items, we start from 1 again. And if someone is very keen, they collate a D% list from the last 100 items.

So, everyone go back, edit your post to reflect the proper numbering. 8]

Which would put this as being;

#07,

A tuning fork, in the shape of a tuna. If used under water in the ocean, 3d4 tuna will turn up as if summoned.

8]

[abe]

08-a batch of looney tune reels in mint condition!

[bigbobsr6000]

09 A monkey's paw

[Zer0 Kay]

#10 A crystal skull!! Yeah you find out its made of sugar.

#11 A crystal skull!! This one is salt

#12 A crystal skull!! This one is epsome salt... yeah you look funny now with that pucker... why do you keep licking all these crystal skulls?

#13 A crystal skull!! Hey this one is like making fog... and sticking to your skin, yes including your tongue, oh it's dry ice.

#14 The real crystal skull!! There is like 40 of them and they've all got an emblem of some guy wearing a coat, hat and carying a whip and it says Made in China on the bottom... Oh and it doesn't taste much like anything, STOP LICKING THE SKULLS, next thing we know you won't stop with just "crystal" looking skulls.

[Zer0 Kay]

#98 An automatic pistol which is apparently of the "DAGGER" brand. When you hold it, it feels... happy?

wow, how facetious watch the Anime "Black Lagoon". Of course you don't have to understand something to make fun of it... it would just make it funnier if your reference had anything to do with it.

[Library Ogre]

#98 An automatic pistol which is apparently of the "DAGGER" brand. When you hold it, it feels... happy?

wow, how facetious watch the Anime "Black Lagoon". Of course you don't have to understand something to make fun of it... it would just make it funnier if your reference had anything to do with it.

Who said my reference had anything to do with Black Lagoon?

Mine was hilarious, if you know your cinema.

[Zer0 Kay]

#98 An automatic pistol which is apparently of the "DAGGER" brand. When you hold it, it feels... happy?

wow, how facetious watch the Anime "Black Lagoon". Of course you don't have to understand something to make fun of it... it would just make it funnier if your reference had anything to do with it.

Who said my reference had anything to do with Black Lagoon?

Mine was hilarious, if you know your cinema.

Hm... Well mine was, and yours just happened to come right after min and use
almost the same first sentence. OK so its funny to some.

[Library Ogre]

Yours made me think of mine, but it doesn't mean it was a reference to the same thing.

[Zer0 Kay]

Yours made me think of mine, but it doesn't mean it was a reference to the same thing.

yeah... good point.

[bigbobsr6000]

#15 A bullwhip.

[bigbobsr6000]

#16 A safari hat, brown in color.

[bigbobsr6000]

#18 A Crystal Skull.

[abe]

#19-a monstrous manual about any rift-type monster in the area that when read give the reader +12 to attack & damage rolls!

[bigbobsr6000]

#31 A 12-inch cast iron skillet.
#32 A 2-man inflatable raft.
#33 A catcher's mitt.
#34 A Zippo lighter.
#35 A Lionel train set. 1 engine, 2 tankers, 2 coal cars, 2 box cars and a red caboose with a 6-foot oval track.

[Library Ogre]

#36 A broken office chair

[bigbobsr6000]

#37 A Commodore 64 Computer.
#38 A Commodore Amiga 500 Computer.
#39 Mad Magazine #39 May 1958 issue.
#40 A Lawn Gnome.

[abe]

#45-a bag of gummie bears that mystroussly refuse to go bad!

[Zer0 Kay]

#28 A Stretch Armstrong doll, arms seem to be extraordinarily long
#29 A set of Ginsu Knives
#30 A DVD of Dune - perfect condition (The original 1984 one by David Lynch... not the crappy remake)

Crappy remake? Must be crappy because it is closer to the book than the hack job (in comparison) DL did.

[psam_rage]

#46) A Glitter Boy in 5D100 pieces. If # is over 100 the reactor is leaking and the surrounding mile is considered radioactive. Take 5D8 S.D.C per minute. 1D4 M.D. per minute if a mega damage creature.

#47) A DeLorean with modifications. “Hey guys what’s a Flux Capacitor?”

[CyCo]

You know they're starting to make Delorians again? 8]

#48

A cd with the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe audio books, recorded my Mr Poe himself!

[Zer0 Kay]

Did you know that there is flux and there are capacitors... but if you put the two together all you do is make a capacitor that heats up faster.
#49 Some guy delivers a tube of sticky brown liquid, it says Flux the guy has long white hair and for some reason you expect him to call you Marty.

#50 Some guy delivers a box of 80 microfarad capacitors, he tosses a charged one at you and as you catch it and get a little zap he says, Hey at least it wasn't 1.21 Jigawats! (yeah I know it is supposed to be Giga but Giga isn't pronounced the way the professor said it).

[Zer0 Kay]

#51 You find four cinderblocks... under your vehicle (yeah so what if it was hover, it's still up on cinderblocks and stripped).

#52 You find the tires to your vehicle that were missing from #51 (yeah so what if it was hover... it still freaking had tires)

[CyCo]

#53

A 16meg flash drive, labeled "Atlas6shot's memory". Unfortunately, it seems to have been wiped clean.


8p

[Drakenred®™©]

People! People!!

Are we forgetting the rules here?

When we finish a list of 100 random items, we start from 1 again. And if someone is very keen, they collate a D% list from the last 100 items.

So, everyone go back, edit your post to reflect the proper numbering. 8]

Which would put this as being;

#07,

A tuning fork, in the shape of a tuna. If used under water in the ocean, 3d4 tuna will turn up as if summoned.

8]

Stop being sutch a Tilby caus heres your blookin list!

#1 the Entire DVD collection of anything Bruce Cambel appeared in, A book entitled "If Chins could talk" and a case Old Spice.

#2. a cup of coins with some mutant mouse face on the coins.

#3: Electric Razor and several attachments, Bikini and a bottle taquilla.

#4 a "lucky" rabbit foot(hope it bring more luck to you then it did the rabbit)

#5 ... a little box about the size of a small childs toy. when turned upside down it says "Oh God, Please Make This Stop" in a slow weezy, mechanical whine. when turned over the other way it says "Why Won't This End"

#6: A small plastic sign that reads "How do you keep an idiot busy? see other side"

Number Seven at last: A Talking Wombat Named Steve with a backpack mounted Wilks Laser Pistol.

#8 The other side of the sign that says "How do you keep an idiot busy? see other side"

#9 a simular sign to 8 and 6 with the addition of bullet holes... you also hear dueling banjos in the distance.



#10 - Wiffle ball bat....

#11 - A DVD of Monty Python's Holy Grail being guarded by a Rabbit.

#12.a rabbit gurded by a monty python

#13 A soild suit of armor lying infront of a rabbit.

#14 The wiffle ball to number ten is found... several miles away from the bat.
#15: A bag of alien pretzels. Interestingly enough they are formed into shapes that the Megaverse has decreed are impossible ...roll to save V.S. Insanity at a -3.

If you fail you gain a permanent +1 to save V.S. Insanity as your mind has already seen and explained away a true conundrum.

If you succeed you gain a permanent fear of *true shapes*, sorry, even Elder Beings aren't supposed to comprehend a level of existence as fundamental as *true shapes*.


*true shapes* = I leave it up to your own imagination as to what "true shapes" are.

# 16.

1d6+5 packets of Magic Gumtm (the kind that pops when you place it in your mouth).

When chewed and placed on a wound, heals, 3d6 SDC, 2d6 HP, or 1d4 MDC. If placed on a piece of damaged armour (body armour, PA, vehicle armour...), restores 1d3+3 MDC, or 1d6x10 SDC.

If the total is more than the maximum allowed, it's retained for 1d6x20 minutes, before dissipating.

If chewed and placed on a pierced spacesuit or spaceship hull, it will remain intact and repressurized for 2d6x10 minutes.

If placed in a fluid straight from the packet, it will render any poison neutral.



If sprinkled onto food, it will make it taste like a banquet, no matter how poor the food actually is.

There are reputed to be many more uses for this Magic Gum, more then even the unknown inventor had planned.

# 17 New Lazlo Barbie

# 18: A rare and powerful runic statue known as the "Golden Goblin of the fourth Age". Amongst its many powers are the abilities to mesmerize "weavers of the black arts" and can "cut a shine" like nobodies business.

#19 Cursed Battle furty blade that causes you to strike yourself on the second attack, cannot be controlled. When you strike someone, it automatically comes back and strikes you.

GM's can have fun with this one....

#20 A compendium of "Yo Mama" insults

#21 Talisman that looks just like the Altarian Blind Womens force field one, but instead a genie that looks like 50 cent comes out and starts rapping.

22 - Old Cheeeseburger....

#23 A print of Scream, except it looks like Cherico.

#24 The complete DVD collection of Carrot Top. Any member of the party who watches it must roll vs H.F. 18. A failed roll results in said PC destroying the video player and must make a save vs. insanity at -7. A failed save results in a psychosis, 50% probability of permenance, in which the PC will be sent into a violent rage at the sight of red hair and/or gag props.....

#25 A set of kitchen knives in mint condition and a DVD set of Emeril Live. Characters watching the vid gain the basic Cook skill at +10%, characters who already have the Cook skill gain +20% and are able to cook on a professional level.

Watchers of the vid, however, must save vs insanity at +2 or develop a permenant nerosis, causing them to exclaim "BAM!" any time spices or alcohol is used in any dish. In the wild, such an exclamation isn't a great idea.....

26 The missing giant two pronged fork from the set in #25... and a video of the "Ewwweee, I guarantee" cajun chef guy.

# 27 My sanity and money. I know i put 'em some where!? Chuck

#28 yOu FinD yOuR MiND... and Now EVeRy WaNTs a PIEce of iT.
If anyone picks this up it causes everyone else to desire it, they become agressive. Crazies can't help but pick it up

#29 - Talking skull, yells random sayings/insanities every 5 minutes....

"watch out"

"you're a great companion"

"you suck"

"I love you"

ect ect...

Once and hour, will pretend to tell the future
"the path you're on is dark......might want to turn back"

"I know what you're thinking.............and I think you should do it"
ect ect....

#30 - Pouch filled with needles and a clear glass bottle with clear liquid labeled "Horse Steroids" on the bottle.

#31: http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/9979 ... fh7bv5.jpg

32%-New Kids on the block single cassette tape (all those who listen to it must roll for a random insanity immediately!)

33% an Oscar.

34% a DVD labeled "Spice Girls Go To Hue Henfer's" in NTSC format...so no DVD player in NA will play it, sorry!

#35- A set of ten sided dice that when rolled will convert any percent signs to number signs, within a 20' area.

36% a map to the nearest hostess factory

#37- A leather map tube is found on the ground. On it you read
On the ground
on a wall
On your chest
Does not matter
you will dig
and dig without rest.

Inside the tube is a map which has an aged map of the area with a dashed line that goes from where you happened to pick it up through accurate landmarks to an X. As you move the line will shorten and the map will become more detailed. The map will lead to the nearest X which is marking "the spot." If the character follows the map and finds the X they will be overcome with the urge to command everyone to dig. People on the X have a 5% chance of resisting the command +1%/foot beyond 5', so at 95' it has no effect. Where the X is doesn't matter the tube is supposed to read On the ground; On the wall; On the chest; Does not matter; you will dig; and dig without rest. How to avoid... don't open the tube or don't follow the map to the end.

#38

A heavily chewed stick. Closer inspection reveals that the stick has been chewed upon by something with sharp teeth, like some sort of carnivore. Did I mention that the stick is about the size of a large tree trunk? In fact, it is a large tree trunk, and is the favourate chew toy of a Rhino Buffalo that has undergone a M.O.M conversion by some demented cyber-scientist (who also became a short lived chew toy...).

The Rhino-Buffalo (aka Buffy), has lost his favourate chew toy and will by mighty angry when he finds someone else playing with his 'stick'.

39 - The Cosmic Forge on vacation...Any reaction except completely ignoring it will result in the character being instantly and permanently removed from the Universe, dropped onto Dyvaal with a 30 metre tall glowing arrow floating above and behind the character, and an overwhelming need to spend the rest of his/her (now) immortal life tossing "Yo Mama" comments at everything that moves. (And promptly forgetting the fatal beating then received upon regaining consciousness.)

And you thought the Forge's sense of humour ended with the "kick me" sign on the back of the robe of the TGE Emperor...

40 - An I.O.U. from Splyncryth for several billion Galactic Credits...in the finder's name. Payable on demand. (Forged, but, hey...only Splyncryth and the GM know that niggly little detail).

41---Knuckle Sandwich
A massively built Juicer with a mohawk, and enough gold trim and jewelry on his arms and harness rig/body armor to qualify as a Glitterboy runs out of nowhere, screaming 'Fool!", punches/slaps 1d4 random PCs, then goes running back to where-ever he came from...

42: A random nuke.

43. A small William Shatner doll, that when picked up, turns into the real thing, only is now MDC. And he. Wont. Shut. Up. Ever. No. Matter. What. And he decided to stay with the person who touched him. Forever.

#44.

A Turncoat. This is a high fashion longcoat, that has been made out of the top of the line MDC materials to give protection to the wearer. MDC to be determined by the GM.

However, this coat makes the wearer turn on his friends & family. At first, it's just minor things, like waking up the next morning and thinking 'this guys a jerk', when they've been life long mates. Over a period of 6 months, it goes from a minor dislike, to complete hatred. So much in fact, that after 6 months to the day, the very next argument will make the wearer go completely ballistic.

When this happens, the coat grants 2000 MDC, a force field that had 500 MDC which regenerates at 20MDC a round. It also grants the abilities to See the Invisible, Fly, Impervious to Energy and Invisibility (Superior), as well as an aura of Fear, all at 10th level of effect if applicable.

The coat can only be discarded if destroyed, or some other method determined by the GM.

45. Another mans shoes.

The first being to place them on their feet is forced to walk a mile (direction determined by the GM) to see how it feels. At the end of this walk the player gets to make another roll on this table.

# 46.

A bottle of Jolt Cola is found on the ground. Although 300+ years old, it is still fizzy and the bottle sealed. Labeling on the body is slightly faded but in good condition.

Anyone opening the bottle lets out a violent arc of lightning. Everyone within 60 feet take 6d6 md, everyone from 61 feet to 80 feet take 2d6 md.

Anyone who survives has a bonus of + 4 to initiative, + 2 to dodge/auto dodge/parry/auto parry, and a +6 to perception checks. They also have a cola taste in their mouths. All bonuses last for 24 hours.

If anyone drinks the cola after the lighting strikes, they'll receive an additional bonus of + 2d6 to both PP and SPD. This also lasts 24 hours. They'll also find that the cola is chilled. Only the first person drinking from the bottle gains the benefits to attributes.

If a Shocker survives the lightning &/or drinks from the bottle, he gains double the effects.

#47 Base ball cap that says "Russ lives"

#48 A dirty and dingy shoebox that contains the entire internet up to the day the Rifts came. Of course, if you open it, you have to roll a 16+ on initiative to close it quickly enough or else you lose the internet, which will, after some time, become mutated by the Rifts and the magic, and will become an unstopable monster that has all the information and power of the internet at it's disposal. Soon you will see people curse by this thing to have magical billboards appear over their heads whenever you speak to them. And so on.

49 An advertisement for cheap Canadian prescription drugs

50 a gallon of compressor oil.SAE 30W

51 - A human eyeball preserved in a jar of formaldehyde.

52, your standard, run of the mill capuchin monkey with 6,500 MDC.
53 an airwolf arm patch.
54 let us not for get a box of hammers.

55 Ornate dagger and 4 crestal and pewter goblets.
G.Ms have fun with this one

56 A magical little toy that has a bear on a unicycle smoking a cigarette and juggling balls. It will do this indefinitely. CURSED Will cause the owner to giggle continuously.

57 Working P.K.E. meter from ghost busters.
In game mashers P.P.E. and I.S.P.

#58.

A bath sponge. No matter where it's found, it's always wet. Can be sucked on to provide .5 days of water to a single human a day. But if sucked on, it tastes like soap, but at least it will help you stay alive just a little longer...

#59 Box of rocks all blue 12 total that
grant breath with out air lev 3
You must first swallow said rock

#60 Ancient torture device. Nose hair tweezers.

# 61 deck of nude female (jokers are males) playing cards in original wrapper.

#62 A box of rocks found with #59. This one will inevitabley be opened after the contents of the other box are tested.

If the players consume these they will 'increase' their I.Q. to that of a box of rocks... yeah there stupid now.

63: An odd E-Clip with a stylized, two-headed eagle on it. Fits North American laser weapons, has the same capacity as a standard E-clip, but recharges to full power within a few hours of being exposed to some manner of an ambient energy source. If thrown in a fire, it will recharge to full capacity in about thirty minutes.

64: A box of Bavarian Wild Berry tea - edible condition

65: a super soaker - can hold half a gallon of water.

66: An Aperture Science Laboratories Portable Portal Device - operating like a gun, the user can create two connected portals on any large, flat, and solid surface. Momentum is preserved during transit - in laymans terms, fast things go in, fast things go out. On it include these warnings: Do not look directly at the opertional end of the device; Do not touch the operational end of the device; Do not submerge the device in liquid.

67: You've found the Third Nipple of Vecna!

68: A picture in an MDC picture frame of a bald man with a heavy stubble and a paternal, joyful smile, who is holding a paper bag with a baby in it sucking on a pacifier. Behind the child is a caged parakeet.

69 (dude!)

A severed head is found on the ground. When the party walk around to the front, it speaks to them. It tells them it is a genie, and if reunited with it's body, it will grant 3 wishes.

If it really belongs to a genie, or some form of devil, is up to the GM. Same with the wishes.

70. A pair of Rose Colored Glasses. If you don't know the story of these glasses, the wearer sees everything as "Rosey". All is fine, no danger, everything is peaceful, humorous, etc.

71 - A DVD boxset collection of some random anime, complete with little mascot toy attached to the side.

72. A glass slipper.

73: a working copy of Metalocalypse(sp?) special edition.

74: A glowing golden key that is labeled as "Key to ultimate power, wealth, immortality, and all you desire. The locker number is..." Unfortunately the part with the locker number has been torn off. Also, you have no idea WHERE the locker is as well...

75

A block and tackle. Can be used to lift engines out of a car, and the usual heavy lifting one uses a block & tackle for.

Also, gives a %10 bonus on seduction roles.

76 A crystal set radio playing some music that seems to use fast paced music with a lot of instruments. (Big band swing music)

#77 An HD-DVD player/recorder still in the box... unfortunately you can't find any disks to play in it.

79 Find your pants in somone elses hands... oh and they're the ones you were wearing.

80 Complete kit for tying fishing flies.

81 Secret contract between several makers of a pre-rifts musical style called " techno", and several companies who manufacture the medications acetaminophen and/or Ibuprofen.

82 Tombstone that reads :

Hear lies king Arr'thuu, good riddance.

83

You encounter a group of trappers who say: " What would you do for a few gecko pelts? I've been in this woods a long time, if you know what I mean."

84 A complete package of material promoting some kind of pyramid scheme or ponzi scheme. Characters with an IQ of 12 or less must roll to save vs their IQ score not to get sucked right in.
78 You find someone elses hair stuck in your significant others zipper!

85 A black cat rubs against your leg and has taken a liking to you. She is now following you.

#86 A black large dog has taken a liking to you. He is now following you.

87.

A kit car, like the Stirling (US variant of my Eureka, see link in sig), which is complete!

Well, you still need the donor car though...

Doh!

88

A 1970 VW Beetle. Complete, in fair condition. The body can be removed and the kit from #87 fitted in it's place.

89 A Lambo diablo with everthing except motor and one door.

#90 A Lambo door too bad even lambos don't use lambo doors

91

A Cursed Rune Circlet, powered by the soul of an Abberration who is really, really hoping to make a new friend. Once placed on the head, it affixes itself there permanently, cursing the owner with listening to the complaining and whining until the end of his days. Provides a bonus of +30% save vs coma and death, +4 roll with impact, and will instantly heal it's owner of 4d6+12 HP or MDC if they ever drop to zero or below, usable up to 4 times per day, and can regenerate necessary organs, but not limbs. Makes the owners head completely indestructible, just like the circlet...
Roll for a random insanity every 6 months, 45% chance.

The circlet is found on a partial skeleton with a perfectly preserved head. The skeletons hands are holding onto the sides of the head, and the face has a permanent look of horror. It has tattoo on it's forehead that says: "GM's revenge" Close by is a 10-15 foot crater, about 20 feet deep. Roll on demolitions skill to recognize that it was made by the simultaneous detonation of several fusion blocks

92 : A black bottle marked with "XXX" on it. Filled with some liquid substance.

93: The "liquid substance" from number 92 tearing through the countryside looking desperately for someone to drink it.

94) Big freakin hand gun SDC/MDC optional with engraved wording "Big Momma"

95) the complete musical collection of Judy Garland and Micky Rooney in perfect condition :O

96:

Can of purple paint. It has enough paint to paint one small vehicle or PA suit, or 5 body suits. When the item is finished in it's new purple colour scheme, the painters skin will turn purple. Duration of the colour change is upto the GM

97 Two big automatic pistols apparently they are "Cutlass" brand pistols... even though there is no one around, you dread the idea of touching one as an image of Lucifer's daughter coming to get her pistols back and giving you a very messy death keeps popping into your head.

98 An automatic pistol which is apparently of the "DAGGER" brand. When you hold it, it feels... happy?

99.A rubics cube that looks like waldo

00 Rubix Ultra - 6 sides with 6x6 squares in each side, sides can change color at random for added challenge. The ultimate challenge in 2095, all the rage with novelty guys even today. The right buyer would pay 10,000 credits for this rare prerifts artifact (including one Joseph Prosek II).

[Drakenred®™©]

i forgot i even made this thread....6 years ago!

Time travel mutch ? (Just kidding!)

[Drakenred®™©]

People! People!!

Are we forgetting the rules here?

When we finish a list of 100 random items, we start from 1 again. And if someone is very keen, they collate a D% list from the last 100 items.

So, everyone go back, edit your post to reflect the proper numbering. 8]

Which would put this as being;

#07,

A tuning fork, in the shape of a tuna. If used under water in the ocean, 3d4 tuna will turn up as if summoned.
8]

Stop being sutch a Tilby caus heres your blookin list!II).

By the way I have no idea as to what I said .. ..

[CyCo]

# 57.

A chocolate starfish. About the size of a dinner plate. And yes, it's alive (and made out of real chocolate!!). If someone goes to take a bite, it will attach itself to the persons face like a facehugger. The exact effects are up to the GM.

[Zer0 Kay]

#58 A really big Chocolate Cadburry Egg with the foil and chocolate on the top pushed out... from the inside. Rather than the wrapping stating cream, chocolate or caramel for the filling it just says starfish

[CyCo]

#58 A really big Chocolate Cadburry Egg with the foil and chocolate on the top pushed out... from the inside. Rather than the wrapping stating cream, chocolate or caramel for the filling it just says starfish

Brilliant!! Simply brilliant!! Bravo!

8]