FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS

Scrud · Unread post by **Scrud** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:43 pm

~Emo Blood Shaman, or is that all Blood Shaman? :-?

Subjugator · Unread post by **Subjugator** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:03 pm

Two crazies named Statler and Waldorf.

/Sub

P.S. I wonder how many people will get this.

Mr Grinch · Unread post by **Mr Grinch** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:03 am

Subjugator wrote:Two crazies named Statler and Waldorf.

/Sub

P.S. I wonder how many people will get this.

"What's so crazy about two old guys in a balcony?"

"The fact that they watched this terrible show!"

Ho! Ho Ho Ho! Ho! Ho!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:03 am

flooper cyberknight

Mr Grinch · Unread post by **Mr Grinch** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:00 pm

a Vagabond..... :mrgreen:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:03 pm

Subjugator wrote:Two crazies named Statler and Waldorf.

/Sub

P.S. I wonder how many people will get this.

I raise you a large nosed D-bee who wants to go to Bombay and make movies...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:05 pm

Ludicrous Mage with Rifts China Drunken Style Martial Arts(AND powers)....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:53 pm

Unknown_Nobody wrote:
taalismn wrote:Ludicrous Mage with Rifts China Drunken Style Martial Arts(AND powers)....

Sadly I created a character just like that!!

Carpet of adhesion on the opponent's legs, bubble gum tying up his arms, then punching-bag beat him like Jackie Chan!

psam_rage · Unread post by **psam_rage** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:44 pm

Dragon that uses a rabbit metamorphosis and goes by the title "Kung-Fu Bunny"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:50 am

psam_rage wrote:Dragon that uses a rabbit metamorphosis and goes by the title "Kung-Fu Bunny"

Done that too!
He also liked doing a good imitation of 'Mister Whiskers'...very fun, especially after the female character in the group threw the 'useless fuzzball' at the bandit that had just waylaid their caravan...and he transformed back halfway across the room...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:35 pm

Tattoo Warrior who forgoes traditional melee weapons in favor of tattoo'ed sports equipment(flaming hockey stick, skull-volley ball, etc....)

Subjugator · Unread post by **Subjugator** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:42 am

taalismn wrote:Tattoo Warrior who forgoes traditional melee weapons in favor of tattoo'ed sports equipment(flaming hockey stick, skull-volley ball, etc....)

Actually, I'd wanted to make a tattooed body fixer who didn't have weapons, but had surgical equipment instead.

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taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:28 pm

Subjugator wrote:
taalismn wrote:Tattoo Warrior who forgoes traditional melee weapons in favor of tattoo'ed sports equipment(flaming hockey stick, skull-volley ball, etc....)

Actually, I'd wanted to make a tattooed body fixer who didn't have weapons, but had surgical equipment instead.

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Why do I have the image of that electric board game 'Doctor'?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:51 am

Flooper Temporal Assassin

Or...A Flooper trying to join the Sunaj...

(Obviously you can 'Flooper' this and that with equal results...Flooper GunBrother, Flooper Bodyfixer, etc...)

Braden Campbell · Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:05 pm

A house cat Phase Mystic named Hienlien.

runebeo · Unread post by **runebeo** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:32 am

We faced an selfish silver bell fairy named Fareco that knew some summoning circle and had control over a Desolator demon, that guards Fareco's herd of sheep. In the end the demon broke free of his control after using its return from the dead ability and eat all of Fareco's sheep in front of him as punishment.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:00 am

Succubus Body-Fixer
Mutant Chipmunk Mindmelter---"Gimme a peanut, or I'll have you hand over your entire house to me."

cyber-yukongil v2.5 · Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:58 pm

my favorite that I never actually got the chance to play was going to be Barnabus the foul-mouthed Techno Fairy.

dragon_blaze_99 · Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:19 pm

ran a northern dwarven barbarian who refused modern non-melee weapons, and had 3 stigmas Loved armour the bigger and stronger the better, A fear of the colour white and hated for bones and skulls attacking any one wearing such (think about it) it was a blast to bad he new nothing about fusion blocks and blew himself up.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:46 pm

duck-foot wrote:
taalismn wrote:Succubus Body-Fixer
Mutant Chipmunk Mindmelter---"Gimme a peanut, or I'll have you hand over your entire house to me."

a succubus body-fixer.. i dont see the funny in that. i see thee uh.... well never mind

(gently) It's about sex....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:36 pm

Unknown_Nobody wrote:a full conversion cyborg with LEGO style limbs

"WE are the LEGOMen! Our modularity and lock-together technology makes us stronger! Better yet, we can combine into creations greater than the sum of our parts! We are MEGALEGO!"

"Yeah...and they seem to come only in primary colors..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:42 am

Unknown_Nobody wrote:
I made my parate ship out of a LEGOcyborg!!

Only problem is they snap apart too easily...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:21 pm

Altess Ludicrous Mage---got the money to pull off some BIG practical jokes....

Snake Eyes · Unread post by **Snake Eyes** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:31 am

taalismn wrote:
duck-foot wrote:
taalismn wrote:Succubus Body-Fixer
Mutant Chipmunk Mindmelter---"Gimme a peanut, or I'll have you hand over your entire house to me."

a succubus body-fixer.. i dont see the funny in that. i see thee uh.... well never mind

(gently) It's about sex....

As my 2-year old says: NOT NICE

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:29 pm

Snake Eyes wrote: As my 2-year old says: NOT NICE

Censorship Fairy...that's the little guy that goes around muting or garbling anything that is deemed offensive, and blacking out those 'not fit for viewing' sights...an overzealous CF can render ANY frank and honest conversation between characters impossible, and get longshoremen and verbose Juicers into a fine foaming rage....

Snake Eyes · Unread post by **Snake Eyes** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:09 am

taalismn wrote:
Snake Eyes wrote: As my 2-year old says: NOT NICE

Censorship Fairy...that's the little guy that goes around muting or garbling anything that is deemed offensive, and blacking out those 'not fit for viewing' sights...an overzealous CF can render ANY frank and honest conversation between characters impossible, and get longshoremen and verbose Juicers into a fine foaming rage....

Well, what can i say, my little girl is special :wink:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:59 pm

Snake Eyes wrote:Well, what can i say, my little girl is special

Three-Year Old Kid With a ***AMULET OF ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!****

Go ahead...TRY to take it away from them...

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:32 am

taalismn wrote:
Snake Eyes wrote:Well, what can i say, my little girl is special

Three-Year Old Kid With a ***AMULET OF ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!****

Go ahead...TRY to take it away from them...

Just wait, he'll get bored with it. He'll drop it and wander off within an hour.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:41 am

LostOne wrote:Just wait, he'll get bored with it. He'll drop it and wander off within an hour.

Or stick it in his mouth...

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:07 am

taalismn wrote:
LostOne wrote:Just wait, he'll get bored with it. He'll drop it and wander off within an hour.

Or stick it in his mouth...

And then spit it out. I can't envision an amulet that a kid could actually swallow.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:58 pm

A cyborg made largely of cast-off/salvaged appliances, garden equipment, and workshop hardware.."What the HECK?! I asked for forearm vibroblades!" "Couldn't find any, so I substituted with a rotary WeedWacker...And how you like the extra arm with the rototiller? I thought the stomach-mounted refrigerator was pure genuis, if I say so myself!"

Snake Eyes · Unread post by **Snake Eyes** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:20 pm

taalismn wrote:
Snake Eyes wrote:Well, what can i say, my little girl is special

Three-Year Old Kid With a ***AMULET OF ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!****

Go ahead...TRY to take it away from them...

My daughter does the same, she will smack you with whatever she has...then scream for grandma or grandpa.....

killhound · Unread post by **killhound** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:52 am

a delphi juicer with un controlable tellipathic outbursts. who do you want in your head? :lol:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:19 am

Snake Eyes wrote:[
My daughter does the same, she will smack you with whatever she has...then scream for grandma or grandpa.....

Yep

...that's the problem with godlings...

Shadyslug · Unread post by **Shadyslug** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:47 am

Vamp'Borg...the undead oil sucker...

Snake Eyes · Unread post by **Snake Eyes** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:11 pm

taalismn wrote:
Snake Eyes wrote:[
My daughter does the same, she will smack you with whatever she has...then scream for grandma or grandpa.....

Yep ...that's the problem with godlings...

ZINO · Unread post by **ZINO** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:34 pm

taalismn wrote:Ludicrous Mage with Rifts China Drunken Style Martial Arts(AND powers)....

hahahahahahaha lol that good man

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:24 pm

Shadyslug wrote:Vamp'Borg...the undead oil sucker...

"Two big holes in the oil line! And we're stuck in the middle of Transmissionalvania in the middle of the night!"
"Hey, come down, man!"
"You don't understand the danger we're in! If we don't find shelter and quick, they'll come after us for opur metal fillings! Or my metal hip joint!"

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:52 pm

A Kodiak bear titan juicer that uses dog boxing to fight.

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:17 pm

Ninjabunny wrote:
psam_rage wrote:Dragon that uses a rabbit metamorphosis and goes by the title "Kung-Fu Bunny"

Hey wait that sounds to much like me

"We have no choice now. The enemy has nearly overrun our positions. Send in.....Fluffy."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:21 am

BookWyrm wrote:
"We have no choice now. The enemy has nearly overrun our positions. Send in.....Fluffy."

"It's a BUNNY!"
"OH S___! Captain!I SEEN this movie! RUN AWAY!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:45 pm

Unknown_Nobody wrote:a rules lawyer OCC

Referee RCC
Tax Auditor Demons

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:07 am

taalismn wrote:
BookWyrm wrote:
"We have no choice now. The enemy has nearly overrun our positions. Send in.....Fluffy."

"It's a BUNNY!"
"OH S___! Captain! I SEEN this movie! RUN AWAY!!!"

Bravo, Tal. *applause*

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:45 am

A crazy with 7 personalities...one for each of the seven deadly sins. One's so horny (lust) ALL THE TIME, one eats everything in sight (gluttony), etc.

Balabanto · Unread post by **Balabanto** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:01 pm

A female crazy with 99 personalities named Jane.

A Dwarf Crazy with Seven Personalities...and his partner, the Cigar Smoking, Tough Talking, South American Amazon with a Large Axe and a foul mouth.

Flooper Knight of the White Rose, with a Spirit Hound Mount

A Veteran Grunt (Darned Ninjas and Superspies)

A group of five characters. A dirty wilderness scout, a dumb cyberknight, a rogue scholar, a saloon girl, and a dogboy. (Run Scoob!)

Amaki Stone Man Titan Juicer

I use this one in my home game. Hercules Perot, world's greatest detective. His little grey cells will cause you to end with the giant sucking sound of you going to prison...

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:07 am

Balabanto wrote:A female crazy with 99 personalities named Jane.

Sounds like every girl I ever dated...just change the name.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:44 am

Crazy with Multiple Personality Disorder...One of them thinks he's Emperor Prosek(deposed and replaced by a duplicate of course...)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:46 am

Icy Anubis wrote:I have an Ursa warrior, allied with the CS (fairly obviously). Who is absolutly addicted to candy bars. It is kinda funny to see the commander of our squadron run for the APC when I shout "I WANT CANDY BARS!" Actually, on a campaign we ran out of candy bars once, and he sent a grunt to tell me we were out. Poor grunt, I wonder if he made it to the medic in time?

REAL Chocolate....On Rifts Earth, with the real stuff in short supply, that can be one lethal addiction(for the people around you)...

Library Ogre · Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:17 am

taalismn wrote:
Icy Anubis wrote:I have an Ursa warrior, allied with the CS (fairly obviously). Who is absolutly addicted to candy bars. It is kinda funny to see the commander of our squadron run for the APC when I shout "I WANT CANDY BARS!" Actually, on a campaign we ran out of candy bars once, and he sent a grunt to tell me we were out. Poor grunt, I wonder if he made it to the medic in time?

REAL Chocolate....On Rifts Earth, with the real stuff in short supply, that can be one lethal addiction(for the people around you)...

Actually, I doubt it is in short supply. That (and coffee) sound like things they'd be pumping out at Lone Star, and prior to that, in greenhouses.

Balabanto · Unread post by **Balabanto** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:39 pm

There's an idea. Characters go to South America and get paid in Cacao beans. Snicker. That's pretty funny.