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csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:15 pm

Old Ones- Its not Meglomania when you can back it up

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:36 pm

Juicer's License to Speed: For I have Miles to Go, and Final Call Just Behind Me.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:49 pm

Juicer circa 3005- Have you looked around saying I have "only" five year is pretty optimistic

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:58 pm

Canadian Juicer---I'm Quick Claude! I Do Everything Fast!
Ludicrous Mage---Betcha Can't Eat a Marathon Bar Fast!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:10 pm

Carzy Accoloth's- So that's how those Altara get away with dressing like that

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:23 pm

CCW Measure #2147: Vote 'NO!' to the T'Zee Immigration Restrictions Act!
The Gun Brotherhood--_The Only Family You Can Trust in This Cold, Cruel, Megaverse
Cyberai---I Give Up the Flesh So My Warrior Spirit May Better Serve My Shogun!
In'Valian Handicapped Parking Permit---'Well, Screw You Too, Megaverse!"
Official Warlock Marine Vehicle---Caution: Vehicle May Move of Own Violition Even If Unocupied

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:45 am

Iborian Assassin- Someday Wayne will deem it worthy of a spot in the rifter

Auto Gee- When you want your assaissn to kiss his targets wife on the way out wihout her suspecting a thing

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:48 am

Wormwood---Meet Your Confessor

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:28 am

Astral Domain- Where you make the rules

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:51 am

Witch Pact---Let's Make a Deal!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:26 pm

For what you get from Ysgrdardill The Price IS RIght

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:16 pm

Millennium Trees---Yeah, You Can Still Have That Treehouse.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:45 pm

Millenia Tree The Irony of ENgland being saved by trees stilll gets me evertime

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:13 am

Xiticix: The other other OTHER white meat.

This car uses Naruni anti-theft protection. Repo-bots will hunt you down.

Auto-G. Getting DNA evidence thrown out of court since 80 PA.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:24 pm

csbioborg wrote:Millenia Tree The Irony of ENgland being saved by trees stilll gets me evertime

City of Splynn Millennium Tree Paper Products Company---Because Your Arse Deserves Something Better Than Mundane Toilet Paper
----Ask About Our DeathMark Cursed Greeting Cards!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:46 pm

Frame one
Lantrtour Hunters - We are the greatest hunters in the megaverse our skill psionics and magic make us the supreme pradator

Conservator- I beg to differ (pulls out sword)

Frame two
CS Sniper in a gillie suit with a rifle adjusting for windage other evniormental powers gets his ballistic equation, gets his sight alignment and waits for his natural respitroy pause steadily pulls the trigger

Frame Three
Two head shots scored on two dead dbees

CS Sniper Who needs maic when you have the fundemntals of marksmenship Hoorah

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:02 pm

Rifts Ordnance Supply---Tac Nukes for Everybody!

Skelebots---Nothing Can Go Wrong, Go Wrong, Go Wr6ing...Go Wr-

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:24 pm

stategic nukes- NOt so tough now Nxla

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:59 pm

Psi-Ghost--You're Not So Special, Kitty Pryde
Wilks---Distinctive, Debonaire, Deadly
Wilks---If You Can See It, You Can Hit It.
Northern Gun---What Good is a Weapon if You Can't Afford It? Not a Problem With Us.
Crazy--OUTTTAAA MYYY HEEEADDD OVVEEEEERRRR YOOOUUUUU!!!!

Astral Driver---My Body's Behind the Wheel, But My MInd's Already Away On Vacation!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:09 pm

SDF1- Wait I thought giga damage was a joke

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:00 pm

Nightspawn---NO, I'm NOT Wearing a Costume!
Ater the Bomb---Selection, Adaptation, Mutation, Evolution
Being Emperor Means Never Having to Say "I'm Sorry"
Hit Points---They Do a Body Good!

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:27 pm

(picture of a female demonic Morphus) Yes, They're Real. No, You Can't Touch.
(Pleasure Bunny holding a machinegun) If I Hear ONE MORE Freakin' Carrot Joke--

(Emperor Prosek waited on by women in 'bikini' CS armor) It's Good To Be Emperor.
(Josef Prosek looking on) My Time WILL Come...
Systems Failure: Yeah, We Got a Bug Problem. What Was Your First Clue, Genius?
Ninjas & SuperSpies: Pirates Don't EVEN Go There.
Splicers: Because My MP3 Player LIKES Me!.
Palladium Fantasy: What Ring?
Beyond The Supernatural: Forget The Proton Pack Already!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:20 pm

Revised RECON--Com'on, Doesn't ANYBODY Love Me?
Mechanoids Space: LOOOOSSSTTT INNNN SPPPPACCCCEEEE
Mechanoids Space---The Joke's Tired Already, OKay?!

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:49 am

Mechanoids Space: (impression of Denzel Washington's character from Training Day)
DALEKS AIN'T GOT SQUAT ON ME!!!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:06 am

daleks- We would destroy the Mechaniods with one Dalek! They are superior in only one respect. They are better at dying

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:44 am

Nightspawn: Lightning Rider---FINALLY I Can Do Something About Telemarketers!

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:40 am

taalismn wrote:Nightspawn: Lightning Rider---FINALLY I Can Do Something About Telemarketers!

Good one, Taalismn!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:26 pm

BookWyrm wrote:
taalismn wrote:Nightspawn: Lightning Rider---FINALLY I Can Do Something About Telemarketers!

Good one, Taalismn!

Inspired by pure rage...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:28 pm

Splicers---Nature is the Mother of Resistance
Wolfen Quatoria---Patrol, Investigations, SWAT, and K-9 Unit All in One.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:49 pm

repo bots- and you thought dog chapman was bad

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:24 pm

Naut'yll---New Navy Marine For 'Canned Calamari'
Chipwell Armaments---"What Just Fell Off?"

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:45 pm

null 'borg- Can you imagine the possiblities when the CS gets the tech

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:56 pm

Snipers---They're Why Fuel-Air Explosive Daisy-Cutters Were Invented.
CAUTION:Paranoid Delusional Trigger-Happy Dwarven Necro-Mage In Back Seat Looking Over Shoulder For Tail-Gaters.
Megaversal Legion---Yeah, You'll Never Believe How Fast Those Bricks Can MOVE
Chain-Guns--Sure, You Can Catch One Bullet, But Three Thousand?
DeadBoy---Not a Resume-Friendly Job Title

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:59 pm

Dead Boy- Once you go Dead Boy you never go back

Dead Boy- Only in Death does DUty DIe

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:10 pm

Dead Boys and Zombies----Another TWO Reasons Why Fuel-Air Explosive Daisy Cutters Were Invented
Atlantis---Not Your Average Vacation Destination!
Rifts Travel---Go With a Staycation Instead

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:01 am

Madhaven, ignore the name, it's a great place to bring the family. Madhaven Tourism Association

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:27 pm

Flooper Temporal Assassin---You KNOW He's in Your Back Seat. Right Now.
Coalition Smurfs---The Blue Menace
Ley Lines---The Economical Way to Travel

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:27 pm

My Glitterboy/SAMAS gets unlimited mpg and has heavy artillery, what's your car get?

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:02 pm

CS Boot Camp- Lesson one in fighting mages STAY AWAY FROM THOSE BLUE GLOWING LINES

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:55 pm

MindWerks---Expand Your Mind

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:03 pm

MindWerks- Becaue a mind is a horrible thing to waste

Marcethus · Unread post by **Marcethus** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:57 am

Mindwerks - Brain Transplants that work

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:46 am

MIndwerks---A Woman's Loving, Healing Touch at Werk.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:03 pm

MindWerks- Just think about your college sweatheart (and why it didn't work out) and you got those gals down

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:13 pm

Shifting---Life is Like a Box of Chocolates; Sometimes You Get a Cherry in One, Sometimes It's a Boschala.

Ecto-Traveller---Run Free; Leave the Body at Home.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:44 pm

Gargoyle Empire on the minon war- We are free gragoyles and we are going to stay that way.

Minion War- HOw the Gargoyles and Humans found common ground.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:45 pm

Minion War---As If Our Local Spats Weren't Bad Enough
Minion War---Do You Smell Brimstone?

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:11 am

CS Juicer on last call regarding the Minion war- There is a God and he cares

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:57 am

PsiStalker---Is Demon a White or Red Wine Dish?

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:57 pm

taalismn wrote:PsiStalker---Is Demon a White or Red Wine Dish?

red for demons all fey are considere white

Psi Stalker- Can you pass the great horned hatchling?