Mis-Credited, Mis-Stated Quotes, Rifts Style!!!

[taalismn]

Splugorth High Lord: "Most Effective , Your Majesty. Will you destroy this Earth?
Splynncryth: "Later. I like to play with things a while before annihilation."

[Library Ogre]

Gods, I love Don Carnage.

[glitterboy2098]

Gods, I love Don Carnage.

"No, no, no, my friends. It is the feared pirate, Don Karnage.
And... How are you? "

[cornholioprime]

Drawing a blank on Don Karnage.

"Tale Spin," perhaps??

(it's been a while since I saw that cartoon, that one and "Rescue Rangers" something or other; I always liked the big guy who went crazy when he smelled cheese...)

[glitterboy2098]

*a LLW having just single handedly defeated a mercenary army*
"Does anyone else think this is a joke!'
mercs:"no! Spare us!" "look, we're surrendering!"
"Good. you know how we treat captured troops. you can join our forces, or go home with a months pay. our troops will be out shortly to collect your arms and show you where to go. all i want is your commander"
merc: "you hit him with lightning"
"ah. second in command?"
merc: "him too"
"...third?"
merc: "he was in the second tank"
"sigh...fourth?"
merc: "That would be me, Wizard!" *pulls vibroblade*
<thock> *vibroknife hits the merc in the head*
suddenly appearing Brodkil: "Hoy! So who else vants to be promoted?"

[finn69]

Splugorth High Lord: "Most Effective , Your Majesty. Will you destroy this Earth?
Splynncryth: "Later. I like to play with things a while before annihilation."

klytus and ming the merciless from the 80's movie version of Flash Gordon

[cornholioprime]

"I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to discover that Cyber-Snatching has been going on in this Establishment!!"

-Corrupt CS Colonel William Lyboc, questioned about his possible involvement with an illegal Black Market operation in the Chi-Town 'burbs

[cornholioprime]

"Now I ask you: What else could possibly go wrong today??"

-The leader of an unidentified country in South America -right before pressing the Big Red Button....on December 22, 2098

[cornholioprime]

"Is it better to be feared......or respected?

I say: is it too much to ask for both?"

-Tony Stark, Naruni Enterprises weapons designer

[cornholioprime]

"Good god, you're a woman! I honestly couldn't have called that. I mean, I would apologize, but isn't that what we're going for here? I thought of you as a soldier first."

-Tony Stark, Naruni Enterprises weapons designer, getting a look at a Glitter Girl for the first time -and the pilot in it

[batlchip]

D-Bee to ex-party members-"So be it friend no more"
"Ohhh man,Is that what I think it is"-Merc being ambushed by a coalition Linebacker.
"Wood's been hit!Wood's been hit!"-Coalition pilot after seeing his wingman go down.

[cornholioprime]

"Why...so...SERIOUS?!?"

-The Joker of Palladium

[batlchip]

Are you crying?There's no crying in deadball.-deadball coach to female juicer

I wanna rock n' roll all night-Juicer to his party members at a tavern

If I die in the combat zone.Box me up and ship me home.
Pin my medals on my chest.Tell my moma I did my best.
-Part of a coalition running cadance

[T-Willard]

"Don't be stupid, they couldn't possibly hit anyone from that ran..." Final words of Colonel Hasheck, Tolkeen War.

"Quantity is a quality all of it's own." -Emperor Prosek referring to the sheer amount of soldier being sent to the Tolkeen front, misquoting Stalin and misunderstanding the quote and its context.

"We are right, thus we will win." - Both sides.

"Request Data: Nature of God." Final words of Skelebot 389A3N

"The Digital Battlefield has no relevance in this world, and had no documented usage in Ancient times. Electronic communication cannot bring about victory." - Coalition States Military Appropriations Committee.

"If I catch any members of this august and respected Committee in an alley, I'll show you whether or not hand to hand training is useless." - General Cabot, two years prior to the Tolkeen War.

"You can't do this to me! You can't do this to me! I am a Senator!" Senator Vantill, upon his arrest for treason and crimes against the State following the Sorcerer's Revenge campaign.

[batlchip]

Pyro The Burster: [Surrounded by a squad of Deadboys] You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about ? I'm the worst one.

Lamont The Crazy: I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear.

Coalition Private Hook: [as Sergeant Maxfield raves deleriously in the field hospital] Stuff me with green apples! If a dogboy was as sick as him,they'd shoot it!

Wounded Dogboy: No! Nobody carries the dog boy.

[Coalition Private King is writing a letter to his girlfriend]
Pvt Francis: It ain't D-E-R-E, it's D-E-A-R. And "Sarah" ain't got no two R's, King. Damn you're dumb.
Pvt King: It don't make no difference, she know what I mean. She don't read too good nohow.

25 points each enjoy.

The hook quote is from Zulu.The Francis and king quote is from Hambuger Hill.The wounded dogboy is from lord of the rings.

[batlchip]

thank you McBane

[romanwarrior]

Bunch a slack-jawed fa*gots around here! This sh*t'll make you a go**amn sexual tyrannosaurus... Just like me...

Strap this on your soar a55 Blane!

Coalition Juicer talking to other squad members
(Jessie Ventura; Predator)

[romanwarrior]

Wealthy Merc on shopping spree:

"I'll take ten of those, three of these, a dozen of those... Look at this! This is quite possibly the uglies armor Ive ever seen...what? you buy this and get a free bowl of soup?"

looks over to other patron in shop wearing the armor

"Oh, it looks good on YOU though...


Rodney dangerfield - Caddyshack

[cornholioprime]

"What are your intentions towards our planet??"

-NTSET Interrogator

"Your Planet?!?"

-Klaatu G'ort, captured Kydian

[Warmaster40k]

Pyro The Burster: [Surrounded by a squad of Deadboys] You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about ? I'm the worst one.

Lamont The Crazy: I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear.

Coalition Private Hook: [as Sergeant Maxfield raves deleriously in the field hospital] Stuff me with green apples! If a dogboy was as sick as him,they'd shoot it!

Wounded Dogboy: No! Nobody carries the dog boy.

[Coalition Private King is writing a letter to his girlfriend]
Pvt Francis: It ain't D-E-R-E, it's D-E-A-R. And "Sarah" ain't got no two R's, King. Damn you're dumb.
Pvt King: It don't make no difference, she know what I mean. She don't read too good nohow.

25 points each enjoy.

Lamont The Crazy qoute is from AMerican History X.
First one is X-men 2.

[Warmaster40k]

"Inconceivable..." Unknown Mage as Lord Coake liberated Mrs. Prosek.

[DhAkael]

"What we have here, is a failure to comunicate!"
-Un-named Lazlo scientist on first attempt to contact the Xiticix Hives in PA 80. (KIA)

[Guy_LeDouche]

Here's a few goofy ones, from some classic 80's cult and B-movies:

Interrogation of captured Necromancer Judas Malthus, by Colonel Thomas Caine, commander, Chi-Town NTSET Division:
Caine: But I understand your real interest is...
Malthus: Death, Colonel Caine, correct. Thanatology's the name for it. Death for you, Colonel, is a bureaucratic problem. Who did it. When, why did they do it. A problem to be solved, am I correct?
Caine: And for you?
Malthus: Well, I'm fascinated by death itself. What happens as we die, when we die. What happens after we die.
(From "The Re-Animator")


Overheard on CS radio frequencies after a staggering loss to Tolkeen forces: "SEND........MORE........CS!!!!!!"
(From "Return of the Living Dead")


A Neuron Beast talking to a CS POW: "No tears, please. Its a waste of good suffering."
(From "Hellraiser" )

[Damian Magecraft]

"Inconceivable..." Unknown Mage as Lord Coake liberated Mrs. Prosek.

Titan Juicer to said mage... "I dont think that word means what you think it means..."

[cornholioprime]

Put that E-Clip down! E-Clips are for closers only!

-Boiler Room, correct??

It's been ages since I saw that movie, and I can barely remember it!!


Or how about:

"No Psi-Cola! Psi-Cola is for closers only!!"

I don't know where I would attribute such a quote, though.

Maybe a Psyscape Investment/Marketing Firm??

[Guy_LeDouche]

Put that E-Clip down! E-Clips are for closers only!

Dude, that's "Glengarry Glen Ross"! The best performance by Alec Baldwin; really should have gotten an Oscar nod for that awesome speech. If anyone reading this has never seen it, go out to youtube and look for his monologue. Its about 7 minutes of profanity laced intensity; it will make you squirm in your chair.

[Guy_LeDouche]

Great stuff, the monologue itself is available on Youtube Lotsa swearing, Alec Baldwin is brutal!

Here it is, in all its profane glory! One of the best monologues in cinema history:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI

WARNING!!!! The language is EXTREMELY graphic!

[cornholioprime]

"You're really ugly....but there's nobody cute around."

-Strong Bad, Titan Juicer, at an El Paso third-rate brothel

[cornholioprime]

n1.



I'll raise you one.

"On a scale from one to awesome, I'm super-great!!"

-Strong Bad, Psynetic Crazy

[Mack]

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