bumper stickers

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:56 pm

LOrd of the Deep Sushi---Bring LOTS of Tartar Sauce

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:00 pm

Midgarrd Snake- Hey he can wrap around the world he won't mind a couple pounds of meat besides I hearhe tastes like chicken

Hey it wasn't cannablism technically he was for HU's dimiension

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:04 pm

NEMA Fire & Rescue Operatives---Assured a Place In Heaven, Because We Go to Hell

(Also)
NEMA Fire & Rescue Operatives---We'll Pass Up a Place In Heaven, To Get a Person Out of Hell

What Emperor Zerstrum Doesn't Want You to Know: Gargoyle Meat Tastes Great With Cranberry Sauce!!!!

Library Ogre · Unread post by **Library Ogre** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:39 pm

taalismn wrote:Unicorn---It's What's For Dinner!

See, I'd buy that one, simply because it would **** off a lot of people.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:45 pm

Mark Hall wrote:
taalismn wrote:Unicorn---It's What's For Dinner!

See, I'd buy that one, simply because it would **** off a lot of people.

Yeah...People with names like 'Fluffy' and suncatchers hanging from their rear-view mirrors would be trying to run you off the road...

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:36 pm

sylncrth- yes we do carry human horn.

(futurama reference in there)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:41 pm

Dragon Spanking-Resist the Temptation(spray of dried blood over end of sticker)

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:37 pm

Rhino Buffaloo ripping- one of the pastimes that accounts for the low life expetancy in the New West

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:13 pm

Turbo-Boost---Don't Go Driving Without It(simulated clawe marks across rear bumper)

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:21 pm

Nuclear Reactors- 2 million miles to the core

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:40 pm

Vibro-Spoons--When You REALLY Feel the Need to Gouge Out the Eyes of That Jerk at Breakfast...

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:45 pm

Vibro Blades- The unidentified energy in rifts that affects beings immune to energy

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:51 pm

Vibro-Shovels---Never Dread Ditch-Digging Again.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:07 pm

vibro shovels now that punishment detail has to dig foxholes for mecha

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:22 pm

Rifts Earth Dentistry Good Advice #1: Don't Pick Your Teeth With a VibroBlade.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:03 am

Pain-a bioregenratiing creature with a naturally occuring impacted thooth

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:08 am

Warning--High Level MOM Crazy With Delusion of Being a Dentist....OPEN WIDEEEEEE

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:45 am

Often mistaken for a Crazy documentary on the coming of the rifts is Slim Pickens riding the A bomb in DOctor Stangelove

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:09 am

Bumpersticker over the pelvis gun on several Northern Gun robots and of course the Skull artillery robot: "MINE'S BIGGER"

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:39 am

Discipline - standing at perfect attention in a xitixic swarm.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:04 am

Cybersnatchers---Need a Hand? Have a Heart! Got Your Nose!
Stupidity Is Megaversal
(ALt:)
Stupidty: The True Megaversal Constant

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:01 pm

Stupdiity- WHy a bunch of sdc nonmagic using humans consistently beat thier mdc arcance magic using enemies with a little bit of tactics and a whole lot of gumpton

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:36 pm

Stupidity---Why Americans Gave Cutting-Edge Glitterboys to a South American Country With a Hot Border In the First Place.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:05 pm

Flawed FOriegn Policy- WHy AMerica allowed the proliferation of nuclear weapons in South America

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:08 pm

Coming of Rifts---Golden Age's Septic System Blowout...

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:52 am

Coming of the Rifts- In the short run it might have been bad but in the long term it does open up quite a few more ways to enter Vahalla

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:34 am

Rifts---There Is No Glory in Being Beaten to Death by a Naked Man With Metal Plugs In His Head and a Golf Club In His Hands
Glory---Small Recompense for Major Blood Loss

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:48 pm

Gods and Generals- Glory through major bloodloss

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:40 pm

No Guts, No Glory(Politician's View)---Your Guts, My Glory
No Guts, No Glory(Grunt's View)---My Guts, Somebody Else's Glory
Glory-Rhymes With "Gory"
Discretionary Cowardice---Retreat Faster!
Rifts Peacenik--Somebody With a Smaller Gun Than Anybody Else...and Knows It.

Good News---The Coalition Army Invaded Tolkeen
Bad News---They Were Retreating From Something WORSE

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:30 pm

CS Marines prefered glory- Doing it once to say you have and then on watching artillery blowing up the enemy from several miles away

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:35 pm

Simvan Cannibals--Eat Your Prisoners and Your Colleagues Before You Dare Eat Your Mount

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:41 am

Ixion Centaurs- Shape of an Equine Form of an Cyber Knight!!!

Comet from Brisco County Junior was actually a Psi Pony sent through time

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:40 pm

Blind Warrior Women and Dating---You're Still Out of Luck; They Can Smell You.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:44 pm

Blind Warrior Women- Gee I wonder what they do in the winter months without any menfolk around :-D

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:33 pm

csbioborg wrote:Blind Warrior Women- Gee I wonder what they do in the winter months without any menfolk around

Blind Warrior Women--We Turn Men Into Crying Little Boys :demon:

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:11 am

Splugorth Slavers= That's what all men look like to Blind Warrior Women

Amulet of Ithan- A little bling can come in handy sometimes

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:45 pm

Splugorth Slavers and Blind Warrior Women---You KNOW There's Tentacle Hentai Involved In There Somewhere....

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:27 pm

Eyes of Eylor- Somewhere in the Megaverse is the biggest voyeur of all time

Chad · Unread post by **Chad** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:42 pm

taalismn wrote:Splugorth Slavers and Blind Warrior Women---You KNOW There's Tentacle Hentai Involved In There Somewhere....

LMFAO

Thanks, I just spat coke all over my desk.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:43 pm

Vote Prosek Emperor in 2009! Because A Lifetime of Tyranny Is Better Than Going Through This Democracy **** Every Five Years!!!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:10 pm

Archangel23 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Splugorth Slavers and Blind Warrior Women---You KNOW There's Tentacle Hentai Involved In There Somewhere....

Thank you for voicing what I was thinking...

You're welcome...Now to hoping that Mr. Deific NMI doesn't ban me for innuendo that thick... :erm:

Superhuman Strength Vs Supernatural Strength---It's the Difference Between Being Punched INTO the Wall and Being Punched THROUGH the Wall.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:21 pm

2008 North America nationalizd its fincial system PA 8 the CS nationlized everything

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:22 pm

Atlantean Flea Market---Now With REAL Mega-Damage Fleas!
Atlantean Open Market--If you can't find it here, you need to go through again.

The Burbs--Sub-Standard isn't a life, it's a lifestyle!

Splugorth Slavers & Blind Warrior Women--We CREATED Tentacle Hentai. These barges don't pay for themselves, ya know!

Xiticix--Go Ahead, shout "RAID!" in one of our hives, see what happens.....

Tattoo Men--Care to play connect the dots?

T-Monster Men--I make my monsters-under-the-bed fight FOR me....

T-Monster Women-- Come on, you KNOW you're intregued....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:31 pm

Ley Line Drifting---Living Life In the Fast Lane
Magic Messenger---Excuse Me, Can You Hold? I'm In the Shower Right Now!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:06 am

CS Scietntist ley line difting if you can't beat em join em

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:56 pm

Palladium Books Botanical Society---Attempting to Breed a Better White Rose/Flower of Life Hybrid

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:08 pm

Trees of Wisdom- THe only none defense against millenium tree infestation

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:26 pm

GOT A FAIRIE PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-SPLUGORTH! THE PROFESSIONAL FAERIE REMOVAL EXPERTS!
(We Also Remove Noisy Neighbors)

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:46 am

faires- clean renewable energy for the 25th centuary

sHaka · Unread post by **sHaka** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:29 am

Thread late comer, so not sure if these have been done - don't fancy trawling through 13 pages to find out!

- "Don't rub the lamp unless your ready for the Jinn"

- "Got Wilk(s)?"

- "I'd give my right arm to have WP Paried Weapons!"