Balabanto wrote:There's an idea. Characters go to South America and get paid in Cacao beans. Snicker. That's pretty funny.
'Snickers'...and 'M&Ms'...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
I have a new player in my rifts game (new to rifts, not rpg's). She's got a hatchling Royal Frilled Dragon who is about 30 days old. Before attacking she asks the Dragon Cat the Knight of the Rose has for a mount if such-and-such is tasty, if yes, she atacks with the party, if not she licks the nearest inanimate object to test it for tastiness.
"oh no, times almost up, enjoy space little rock!" - Prince Artemis
"Hello Mr. Shiney Pants!" - Major Victory
"So what you fetchin' to do with that there bazookie, young man?"
"Kreeghor hunting, officer, sir..." - Talismn
I had a new-born fire dragon hatchling in a game. They met me when I "pounced on" (read: high-speed tackled) the Tattooed Man while they were on an assault mission. I got stuck in a TK Forcefield (or, as they came to refer to it, my "hamster ball"), decided I didn't like it and filled it with flame until it melted.
Throughout the game, I showed remarkable lack of regard for people's privacy and property. I would telepathically scan people's brains for things to change into (leading to a Japanese schoolgirl pushing a bunch of boxes through a Rift, since they objected to me turning into a huge, naked, ogre, covered in tattoos). I also pioneered the teleportation attack; teleport onto someone's back and start biting.
I played it as a combination of a hyperactive 7 year old genius, and a large cat.
-overproduced by Martin Hannett
When I see someone "fisking" these days my first inclination is to think "That person doesn't have much to say, and says it in volume." -John Scalzi
Happiness is a long block list. If you don't want to be vilified, don't act like a villain.
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I played for one session a Coyle Hyperion Juicer who called himself...well that would give it away, I'll say that one of his goals in life was to find the Acme Factory... Unfortunbaly the campaign went on hiatus and I lost the character sheet and had to gen another character
A Demi-God Crazy who doesn't realise he isn't a Crazy. The Crazy augmentation didn't take because of his regeneration but because he has no idea of his divine ancestry, believes his supernatural abilities are due to the augmentation. Acts insane and doesn't realise he is acting.
Huggthedwarf wrote:An octoman ley line walker - a pb of 4, and the seduce skill. Used frequently. Oh yeah, he thinks he's all that. And he likes blind warrior women.
Hey, they works pretty well. What's his MA like?
-overproduced by Martin Hannett
When I see someone "fisking" these days my first inclination is to think "That person doesn't have much to say, and says it in volume." -John Scalzi
Happiness is a long block list. If you don't want to be vilified, don't act like a villain.
The Megaverse runs on vibes. All Palladium Articles Mutant Dawn for Savage Worlds!
What about a mutant T-rex that (unfortunantly or fortunantly) has naturally occuring purple skin &likes to eat sweets, & who's also kind to kids??
Signed, Rathorc Lemenger.
I've created a monster.-Taalismn. Believe in the unbelieveable, and you shall become known to the unknown-Rathorc Lemenger It is well documented that for every minute you excercise, you add a minute to your life. This enables you, at 85 years of age, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month-An anonymous family member of Rathorc Lemenger.
Ziggurat the Eternal wrote:I'm not sure if its possible, but if it isn't, then possible will just have to get over it.
Ninjabunny wrote:You are playing to have fun and be a part of a story,no one is aiming to "beat" the GM, nor should any GM be looking to beat his players.
Marrowlight wrote: The Shameless Plug would be a good new account name for you.
Crazy w/ Multiple Personalities(oh yeah, you've all heard this before....) based on...The Muppet Show....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Flakbait wrote:I once played a Crazy with three personalities. The "normal" one, and two others: a British demo expert with a thing for very expensive Scotch, fiendish traps, and working with HE while blitzed out of his mind. The other personality? A pyromaniac Burster who hated the Brit. If it weren't for good money and the body armor it can buy...
------------- Flakbait Basher 410 has three in the breeze, over the trees, last hop for a full stop.
Ouch...'accidental' premature fuze-lighting and boobytrapped wallets I take it?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Oh yeah??? I got one better. Imagine a Crazy that had multiple personalities based off of Jeff Dunham's Puppets. If your wondering who I'm talking about, go to Youtube & type in Jeff Dunham.
Signed, Rathorc Lemenger.
I've created a monster.-Taalismn. Believe in the unbelieveable, and you shall become known to the unknown-Rathorc Lemenger It is well documented that for every minute you excercise, you add a minute to your life. This enables you, at 85 years of age, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month-An anonymous family member of Rathorc Lemenger.
CS Soldier: Freeze! Crazy: Freeze yerself, you moron! Crazy again, different voice: Am I pissing you off-ff-ff-a? Fight ensues, during one point the Crazy stabs a soldier with a vibroblade. Crazy: It's a deadboy...on a steek! Eventually the crazy is subdued by a squad of soldiers and tossed in prison. Crazy: We love it here!
"But you can't make an omelet without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others." -Order of the Stick #760
Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Oh yeah??? I got one better. Imagine a Crazy that had multiple personalities based off of Jeff Dunham's Puppets. If your wondering who I'm talking about, go to Youtube & type in Jeff Dunham.
Signed, Rathorc Lemenger.
The mind boggles...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
My two favorite Crazies were named Hanz and franz and wanted to Pump You Up, However they kept breaking people and objects They saw an old tape on VHS of a comedy show and they thought it was them nevermind they have blue and purple skin
Hanz and Franz really do exist. Reread your old source material. Kevin beat you to it. They're kind of old, now though.
Here's one for you if you like that sort of thing:
Elf Nader! He's a powerfully built Elf with a low PB who wears green converted Sunaj assassin armor. He has a green cape, a vibroblade, and sneaks around blowing up Coalition factories that despoil his precious wilderness.
*tries to picture the scene but couldn't. Then proceeds to shake head.* You know what??? That's probably something that Taalismn would come up with.
Signed, Rathorc Lemenger.
I've created a monster.-Taalismn. Believe in the unbelieveable, and you shall become known to the unknown-Rathorc Lemenger It is well documented that for every minute you excercise, you add a minute to your life. This enables you, at 85 years of age, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month-An anonymous family member of Rathorc Lemenger.
I can't tell you the last time I killed a character. The last time a PC died in our game, it was our GM killing his girlfriends PC. We were all like "OOOOOOHHHHH, sleeping on the couch."
Ziggurat the Eternal wrote:I'm not sure if its possible, but if it isn't, then possible will just have to get over it.
Ninjabunny wrote:You are playing to have fun and be a part of a story,no one is aiming to "beat" the GM, nor should any GM be looking to beat his players.
Marrowlight wrote: The Shameless Plug would be a good new account name for you.
From the Schizoid Crazy Files... Crazy with Star Wars Personalities....(Hardened Warrior)Bobba Fett; never takes off his armor...(Gluttonous Pig) Jabba the Hut...wants to eat until he bursts at the seams...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Did somebody just throw a garbage bag on the roof?"
Good god...this has 'Schlock: Mercenary" written all over it...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
The 'Bargain Bin at the Biowizards'"? Oh, that is RIFE with darkly humorous possibilities...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Balabanto wrote:Yeah. The Bimbo Beauty Parasite +1d8 PB, -2d6 IQ
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Looks like a blonde wig?
I had a Playboy Bunny Cottentail Parasite that looked like a bunny tail at the base of the spine...effectively flooded the person's nervous system with endorphins, and was VERY addictive...Hurt like a bastard if it was torn off, since it was attached to the central nervous system...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Balabanto wrote:I put a pair of bouncers at a bar in the new west. A mining borg named "Shag' and a Dogboy named "Scoob."
'Shaggy' with a pneumatic piledriver arm? That's SCARY... I can see 'em in a 'The Hills Have Eyes' situation...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Well, you figure the Mining Borg has the scanning equipment to pick up any problem cybernetics, and the dogboy has the power to locate magic, psychics, etc. And they can frisk people.
So, here's another doozy.
Larhold Barbarian Rogue Scholar. I don't know what it would do, but clearly, he's an exile from his own race. Played with a snooty british accent, this could be a TON of laughs.
Balabanto wrote:Well, you figure the Mining Borg has the scanning equipment to pick up any problem cybernetics, and the dogboy has the power to locate magic, psychics, etc. And they can frisk people.
So, here's another doozy.
Larhold Barbarian Rogue Scholar. I don't know what it would do, but clearly, he's an exile from his own race. Played with a snooty british accent, this could be a TON of laughs.
"Oh dear; another heathen who doesn't appreciate that Shakespeare is best appreciated in the original Larhold tongue...*sigh* I am surrounded by culture-less ignorami...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
johnkretzer wrote:I think this might be borderline disturbing but here it is anyway....
A Slurmph Saloon Girl
How about a Slurmph Master Chef(from the Rifter)?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Although I despise the "A crazy who" thread, this one might deserve special mention. It's VERY Short lived, mind you.
A crazy who wears a trenchcoat, and roams the Vampire Kingdoms. Hanging from the inside of the trenchcoat are about 500 wooden, silver, and gold crosses. As the Vampire sees them, he shouts "Need some spare Jesus?" and runs away.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Come on. Admit it. That would be a hilarious Rifts character.
-overproduced by Martin Hannett
When I see someone "fisking" these days my first inclination is to think "That person doesn't have much to say, and says it in volume." -John Scalzi
Happiness is a long block list. If you don't want to be vilified, don't act like a villain.
The Megaverse runs on vibes. All Palladium Articles Mutant Dawn for Savage Worlds!
Come on. Admit it. That would be a hilarious Rifts character.
Use the Godling RCC from Pantheons of the Megaverse or the Immortals from Powers Unlimited(Divine or Demonic Beings). PLus any advanced defenses your character has are effectively nullified when facing Mom...Horror Factor and M.A. take serious hits when your mother publicly scolds you, lectures you, or...well..mothers you...
Thor: "But...Mooommmm!!!! The giants STARTED it!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Come on. Admit it. That would be a hilarious Rifts character.
Use the Godling RCC from Pantheons of the Megaverse or the Immortals from Powers Unlimited(Divine or Demonic Beings). PLus any advanced defenses your character has are effectively nullified when facing Mom...Horror Factor and M.A. take serious hits when your mother publicly scolds you, lectures you, or...well..mothers you...
Thor: "But...Mooommmm!!!! The giants STARTED it!"
Especially funny since Thor's mom was a giant. (Odin got around)
-overproduced by Martin Hannett
When I see someone "fisking" these days my first inclination is to think "That person doesn't have much to say, and says it in volume." -John Scalzi
Happiness is a long block list. If you don't want to be vilified, don't act like a villain.
The Megaverse runs on vibes. All Palladium Articles Mutant Dawn for Savage Worlds!
It doesn't seem that wrong on the surface, but a plant that roams around collecting other plants and putting them under glass is actually kind of cannibalistic and amusing.
It doesn't seem that wrong on the surface, but a plant that roams around collecting other plants and putting them under glass is actually kind of cannibalistic and amusing.
No less than a human who wanders around an puts other mammals under glass.
-overproduced by Martin Hannett
When I see someone "fisking" these days my first inclination is to think "That person doesn't have much to say, and says it in volume." -John Scalzi
Happiness is a long block list. If you don't want to be vilified, don't act like a villain.
The Megaverse runs on vibes. All Palladium Articles Mutant Dawn for Savage Worlds!
Balabanto wrote:Uhh...wow. That is...the most crazy thing I've ever heard. It's not funny...just...sad.
Tonight, for instance, I ran a Rifts adventure for my players.
The PC's were hired by a Leprechaun to retrieve his pot of gold!
Unfortunately...
It was a golden toilet. A 500 pound golden toilet.
That's beautiful.
-overproduced by Martin Hannett
When I see someone "fisking" these days my first inclination is to think "That person doesn't have much to say, and says it in volume." -John Scalzi
Happiness is a long block list. If you don't want to be vilified, don't act like a villain.
The Megaverse runs on vibes. All Palladium Articles Mutant Dawn for Savage Worlds!
[quote="Mark Hall"][quote="Balabanto"]Uhh...wow. That is...the most crazy thing I've ever heard. It's not funny...just...sad.
Tonight, for instance, I ran a Rifts adventure for my players.
The PC's were hired by a Leprechaun to retrieve his pot of gold!
Unfortunately...
It was a golden toilet. A 500 pound golden toilet.[/quote]
That's beautiful.[/quote]
Funny, I actually got a chuckle from that one.
Signed, Rathorc Lemenger.
I've created a monster.-Taalismn. Believe in the unbelieveable, and you shall become known to the unknown-Rathorc Lemenger It is well documented that for every minute you excercise, you add a minute to your life. This enables you, at 85 years of age, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month-An anonymous family member of Rathorc Lemenger.
Have an old growth forest .. Add in hidden speakers that are wireless and echo 'whispers' for the creepy feeling Add in various 'old tech' traps for the higher tech hideout .. *leg rope traps .. dead falls .. pit traps with 14 inches of muddy sludge
. . . Now add in a MOD .. and then falling into the pit .. Now add in the character's one by one .. who follow the MOD anywhere they go .. and have them land ON said character [after all EVERYONE wants to be where the Moderator of the site is .. better treasure . more exciting things happen that way] End result .. a wonderful thing/game called sardines .. and since the walls are slick gooey mud .. climbing out wont really help .. unless you're clever and can think your way out
I did it in a game and had the most wonderful time watching people rushing to 'save *names* char' that they would jump the bush and fall .. landing and mooshing the others before them down again
well .. maybe the others didn't find it as funny .. but it was worth a good giggle
Creator of the Chi grenade. Used in game by Kevarin [GM] and self as Mai - Civilian Martial artist that got amped via experiment. Ghost weapons and shirts rule.
Nano Missiles - used once and GM banned further use. They weren't THAT bad. and did stop a demon scout ship from returning with valuable info.
U.S.Advanced Recon wrote:A changling with the Crazy O.C.C. afflicted with mulitple personality.
Ouch....and EVERY one of them has to have face-time...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"