Robotech Blooper Reels

[taalismn]

Karno: (to refugee clones) "You are not leaving the ship!"
BBBLLLAAAAAAMMMMMM
(Sean's Hovertank effectively NAPALMS the Guard Triumvirate)
Secondary Guard Triumvirate Team Leader: "...er...have a nice trip! Write when you get there! Bye!"


Guard Triumvirate Clone: "Brother...I got a bad feeling about this uniform change...Why did they issue all of the Guard Triumvirates RED uniforms?"
GTC2:"To symbolize our ferocity!"
GTC3: "To strike fear in the hearts of our opponents!"
GTC1: "That bad feeling just got worse..."

[Alpha 11]

Karno: (to refugee clones) "You are not leaving the ship!"
BBBLLLAAAAAAMMMMMM
(Sean's Hovertank effectively NAPALMS the Guard Triumvirate)
Secondary Guard Triumvirate Team Leader: "...er...have a nice trip! Write when you get there! Bye!"


Guard Triumvirate Clone: "Brother...I got a bad feeling about this uniform change...Why did they issue all of the Guard Triumvirates RED uniforms?"
GTC2:"To symbolize our ferocity!"
GTC3: "To strike fear in the hearts of our opponents!"
GTC1: "That bad feeling just got worse..."

The red shirts have struck!

[Aramanthus]

LOL! I guess they deserve that, since there is not show that presently have any red shirts! Human sacrifice is a good thing for these sort of shows!

[taalismn]

Robotech Master1: "Musica has defected."
RM2:"Already the efficiency of the clones is deteriorating."
RM3:"Fortunately we have a backup."
(Cut to:...)
(Three male clones in spandex togas, all sporting identical mullets and black sunglasses...One's tuning up an electric guitar, the other's riffing on drums, the lead's got his own 'fender and is leaning forward to start serenading the microphone Mick Jagger-style...the sound is like a sonic spike in the ears, the decor is sequin spandex overkill...)
RM1-2: "We don't think so..."

[drewkitty ~..~]

Robotech Master1: "Musica has defected."
RM2:"Already the efficiency of the clones is deteriorating."
RM3:"Fortunately we have a backup."
(Cut to:...)
(Three male clones in spandex togas, all sporting identical mullets and black sunglasses...One's tuning up an electric guitar, the other's riffing on drums, the lead's got his own 'fender and is leaning forward to start serenading the microphone Mick Jagger-style...the sound is like a sonic spike in the ears, the decor is sequin spandex overkill...)
RM1-2: "We don't think so..."

*As they watch the clones and everyone else drop what they are doing to ether stream to the compartment the band is playing in, or to hold their ear in horror.*

[taalismn]

Robotech Master1: "Musica has defected."
RM2:"Already the efficiency of the clones is deteriorating."
RM3:"Fortunately we have a backup."
(Cut to:...)
(Three male clones in spandex togas, all sporting identical mullets and black sunglasses...One's tuning up an electric guitar, the other's riffing on drums, the lead's got his own 'fender and is leaning forward to start serenading the microphone Mick Jagger-style...the sound is like a sonic spike in the ears, the decor is sequin spandex overkill...)
RM1-2: "We don't think so..."

*As they watch the clones and everyone else drop what they are doing to ether stream to the compartment the band is playing in, or to hold their ear in horror.*

"It's a new clone-rock band; 'Galloping Bannanas'...They were supposed to be 'The Recombinants', but the Clone Master in charge of the birthing vats accidentally stashed his booze supply in their gestation vat..."
"Moar! MOar!"(takes out a liner to flick it)
"Hey, WAIT! THIS SECTION HAS AN ENRICHED OXYGEN ATMOSPHERE! THAT WILL-"
FFFFWWWWHHHHOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
*CLANG*
"EMERGENCY FIRE IN SECTION 3!!! SEAL FIRE DOORS!!!EMERGENCY FIRE IN SECTION 3!!! SEAL FIRE DOORS!!!"
(meanwhile on Earth...)
Musica: "I wonder how they're coping without me up there..."
(back on the Mothership)
"AIIIEEE!!! MY CHEST HAIR!!! EXTINGUISH IT!!!!"
...going downhill faster than expected....

[Alpha 11]

Robotech Master1: "Musica has defected."
RM2:"Already the efficiency of the clones is deteriorating."
RM3:"Fortunately we have a backup."
(Cut to:...)
(Three male clones in spandex togas, all sporting identical mullets and black sunglasses...One's tuning up an electric guitar, the other's riffing on drums, the lead's got his own 'fender and is leaning forward to start serenading the microphone Mick Jagger-style...the sound is like a sonic spike in the ears, the decor is sequin spandex overkill...)
RM1-2: "We don't think so..."

*As they watch the clones and everyone else drop what they are doing to ether stream to the compartment the band is playing in, or to hold their ear in horror.*

"It's a new clone-rock band; 'Galloping Bannanas'...They were supposed to be 'The Recombinants', but the Clone Master in charge of the birthing vats accidentally stashed his booze supply in their gestation vat..."
"Moar! MOar!"(takes out a liner to flick it)
"Hey, WAIT! THIS SECTION HAS AN ENRICHED OXYGEN ATMOSPHERE! THAT WILL-"
FFFFWWWWHHHHOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
*CLANG*
"EMERGENCY FIRE IN SECTION 3!!! SEAL FIRE DOORS!!!EMERGENCY FIRE IN SECTION 3!!! SEAL FIRE DOORS!!!"
(meanwhile on Earth...)
Musica: "I wonder how they're coping without me up there..."
(back on the Mothership)
"AIIIEEE!!! MY CHEST HAIR!!! EXTINGUISH IT!!!!"
...going downhill faster than expected....

[taalismn]

Bowie: "No, Louie. Musicians may get girls as a rule, but slide trombonists are the exception.."
Louie: "Damn!"

[taalismn]

"Hey! Anybody! Help!"
"I don't think anybody can hear us...I imagine they all managed to get to their shelters already..."
(Rick sits down next to Lisa where they've been trapped by the modular transformation)
"So we're stuck here?"
"Seems that way."
"For how long?"
"Don't know. Fifteen minutes, an hour...Depends how good Sammy's at handling the situation..."
"Great...."
.....
(they sit in silence)
....
"So, wanna have sex?"
"Okay!"

(and the lemon writers go mad!)

[Alpha 11]

"Hey! Anybody! Help!"
"I don't think anybody can hear us...I imagine they all managed to get to their shelters already..."
(Rick sits down next to Lisa where they've been trapped by the modular transformation)
"So we're stuck here?"
"Seems that way."
"For how long?"
"Don't know. Fifteen minutes, an hour...Depends how good Sammy's at handling the situation..."
"Great...."
.....
(they sit in silence)
....
"So, wanna have sex?"
"Okay!"


(and the lemon writers go mad!)

So who ask the question is my thought.

[Aramanthus]

LOL I see that the loss of Musica has badly affected them. Are you sure that's not the new Devo up there serving as the replacement musicians.

[taalismn]

"Hey! Anybody! Help!"
"I don't think anybody can hear us...I imagine they all managed to get to their shelters already..."
(Rick sits down next to Lisa where they've been trapped by the modular transformation)
"So we're stuck here?"
"Seems that way."
"For how long?"
"Don't know. Fifteen minutes, an hour...Depends how good Sammy's at handling the situation..."
"Great...."
.....
(they sit in silence)
....
"So, wanna have sex?"
"Okay!"


(and the lemon writers go mad!)

So who ask the question is my thought.

Does it matter?


"Wow..."
"That was ..intense..."
"Just one thing..."
"What?"
"That whole 'Earth Moving' thing? Apparently that was the SDF-1 transforming back..."
"So? We can get out of here..."
"Yeah...but it also puts our clothes on that rooftop up there..."
"...uh..."
"Yeah...and I think this was part of the main thoroughfare before transformation..."
"..oh..."

[ZINO]

How Alex Romero REALLY died(Truth #324)

Alex: "Oh man...I shouldn't have scarved down that last ProtoCola....carbonation gas...urgh...gotta..
*BELCH*
(sound of faceplate shattering)
POP
BOOM

[ZINO]

Dolza's standing in his mega-command bubble, gazing on the displays and viewscreens that show the vast Zentraedi Grand Fleet...with sweeping hand motions(not unlike Mickey Mouse in -Fantasia-) he points and directs, and the vast fleet moves to his every gesture...Then, with a decisive punching motion and a single mouthed, but unvoiced, command, he orders the full power of the vast armada brought to bear! AS his face is illuminated by the glare of the fleet's massed firepower opening fire on some unseen opponent, Dolza smiles...
"DOLZA!"
He's brought out of his revere and we see he's standing behind the broiler of a fast food joint, dressed in the hat and apron of a server...A scrawny little middle-aged guy with a middle-management nametag is scowling at him.
"Dish Washer! NOW!"
Next shot he's standing in front of a deep sink filled with trays and grease-encrusted kitchenware, up to his elbows in soap suds and hot water, his expression utterly glum...then he looks up, starts zoning out again, and we hear the Zentraedi anthem faintly in the back as Dolza lips '...open fire...'.

Galaxy-Wide Insurance. Because Life Can Change...Fast...

[ZINO]

How Alex Romero REALLY died(Truth #324)

Alex: "Oh man...I shouldn't have scarved down that last ProtoCola....carbonation gas...urgh...gotta..
*BELCH*
(sound of faceplate shattering)
POP
BOOM

Sanitary Officer #24601 "Bob"; "I am NOT cleaning that up..."

i fall off my chair and my wife is giving the evil eye .......................

[taalismn]

Macross Island: Launch Day
Young Rick Hunter's having a soda, talking with his big brother Roy Fokker, when they spot Minmei..
Roy:(thinking) Hmmm...cute...too young for me, but about Rick's age..
(suddenly Minmei turns around...looks at the two men..okay, man and older teen...she starts...looks again...then breaks out in a big grin and, ignoring her cousin, runs over)
MInemi: "Oh wow! It is you! It really is you!"
Rick: (presuming she's talking about him, stunt pilot extraordinaire) "Well, yeah..."
Minmei: (she ignores him completely to focus on Roy)" It's really you! Mister January!!!"
Roy: ...oh no...
MInmei: "Can I have your autograph? Can I? Oh, the rest of the girls in school will go MAD! MIster January himself!"
Rick: "...Mister January...?!"
Roy: (looking like he's wanting to run, but not appear to be fleeing from a teenage girl, but also wanting to crawl under a rock)"...er...long story...gist is...the reconstruction and research on the SDF-1 projects went over-budget and we had to find ways of bringing in new money, so we sorta did a calender..."
Rick: "A calender...?"
(Suddenly a smiling Minemi whips out a glossy laminated fold-out calender and a pen)
Minmei: "Can you sign this for me, please?"
Rick: "...Mister January...Ah...eeeggg...nice Hawaiian pattern speedo there, -Mister January-"
Roy:(sweating)"..actually that's just a strategically placed pineapple..."
Rick: (smelling blood in the water) "...You show up for any other months of the year?.."
Roy:(trying to fend off Minmei) "No....thank god...."

(Meanwhile--Alaska Base)
"YOU'RE MISTER OCTOBER!"
T.R. Edwards groaned and sweated as the squat muscular soldier...Leonard, from the nametag....made that pronouncement before several other senior officers...
Damn it, Fokker! If you just hadn't crashed that one extra prototype I wouldn't be living down that damn photo shoot! I swear I'll get you and yours for that!!!

[drewkitty ~..~]

Macross Island: Launch Day
Young Rick Hunter's having a soda, talking with his big brother Roy Fokker, when they spot Minmei..
Roy:(thinking) Hmmm...cute...too young for me, but about Rick's age..
(suddenly Minmei turns around...looks at the two men..okay, man and older teen...she starts...looks again...then breaks out in a big grin and, ignoring her cousin, runs over)
MInemi: "Oh wow! It is you! It really is you!"
Rick: (presuming she's talking about him, stunt pilot extraordinaire) "Well, yeah..."
Minmei: (she ignores him completely to focus on Roy)" It's really you! Mister January!!!"
Roy: ...oh no...
MInmei: "Can I have your autograph? Can I? Oh, the rest of the girls in school will go MAD! MIster January himself!"
Rick: "...Mister January...?!"
Roy: (looking like he's wanting to run, but not appear to be fleeing from a teenage girl, but also wanting to crawl under a rock)"...er...long story...gist is...the reconstruction and research on the SDF-1 projects went over-budget and we had to find ways of bringing in new money, so we sorta did a calendar..."
Rick: "A calendar...?"
(Suddenly a smiling Minemi whips out a glossy laminated fold-out calendar and a pen)
Minmei: "Can you sign this for me, please?"
Rick: "...Mister January...Ah...eeeggg...nice Hawaiian pattern speedo there, -Mister January-"
Roy:(sweating)"..actually that's just a strategically placed pineapple..."
Rick: (smelling blood in the water) "...You show up for any other months of the year?.."
Roy:(trying to fend off Minmei) "No.... thank god...."

(Meanwhile--Alaska Base)
"YOU'RE MISTER OCTOBER!"
T.R. Edwards groaned and sweated as the squat muscular soldier...Leonard, from the nametag.... made that pronouncement before several other senior officers...
Damn it, Fokker! If you just hadn't crashed that one extra prototype I wouldn't be living down that damn photo shoot! I swear I'll get you and yours for that!!!

So the REAL reason for the feud between Edwards and the Hunters emerges for the shadows of history.

[Alpha 11]

Macross Island: Launch Day
Young Rick Hunter's having a soda, talking with his big brother Roy Fokker, when they spot Minmei..
Roy:(thinking) Hmmm...cute...too young for me, but about Rick's age..
(suddenly Minmei turns around...looks at the two men..okay, man and older teen...she starts...looks again...then breaks out in a big grin and, ignoring her cousin, runs over)
MInemi: "Oh wow! It is you! It really is you!"
Rick: (presuming she's talking about him, stunt pilot extraordinaire) "Well, yeah..."
Minmei: (she ignores him completely to focus on Roy)" It's really you! Mister January!!!"
Roy: ...oh no...
MInmei: "Can I have your autograph? Can I? Oh, the rest of the girls in school will go MAD! MIster January himself!"
Rick: "...Mister January...?!"
Roy: (looking like he's wanting to run, but not appear to be fleeing from a teenage girl, but also wanting to crawl under a rock)"...er...long story...gist is...the reconstruction and research on the SDF-1 projects went over-budget and we had to find ways of bringing in new money, so we sorta did a calender..."
Rick: "A calender...?"
(Suddenly a smiling Minemi whips out a glossy laminated fold-out calender and a pen)
Minmei: "Can you sign this for me, please?"
Rick: "...Mister January...Ah...eeeggg...nice Hawaiian pattern speedo there, -Mister January-"
Roy:(sweating)"..actually that's just a strategically placed pineapple..."
Rick: (smelling blood in the water) "...You show up for any other months of the year?.."
Roy:(trying to fend off Minmei) "No....thank god...."

(Meanwhile--Alaska Base)
"YOU'RE MISTER OCTOBER!"
T.R. Edwards groaned and sweated as the squat muscular soldier...Leonard, from the nametag....made that pronouncement before several other senior officers...
Damn it, Fokker! If you just hadn't crashed that one extra prototype I wouldn't be living down that damn photo shoot! I swear I'll get you and yours for that!!!

That was so rich!

[Alpha 11]

"Hey! Anybody! Help!"
"I don't think anybody can hear us...I imagine they all managed to get to their shelters already..."
(Rick sits down next to Lisa where they've been trapped by the modular transformation)
"So we're stuck here?"
"Seems that way."
"For how long?"
"Don't know. Fifteen minutes, an hour...Depends how good Sammy's at handling the situation..."
"Great...."
.....
(they sit in silence)
....
"So, wanna have sex?"
"Okay!"


(and the lemon writers go mad!)

So who ask the question is my thought.

Does it matter?


"Wow..."
"That was ..intense..."
"Just one thing..."
"What?"
"That whole 'Earth Moving' thing? Apparently that was the SDF-1 transforming back..."
"So? We can get out of here..."
"Yeah...but it also puts our clothes on that rooftop up there..."
"...uh..."
"Yeah...and I think this was part of the main thoroughfare before transformation..."
"..oh..."

[Aramanthus]

ROFLMAO!!! Those are some great ones! Please keep them coming!!!

[ZINO]

Macross Island: Launch Day
Young Rick Hunter's having a soda, talking with his big brother Roy Fokker, when they spot Minmei..
Roy:(thinking) Hmmm...cute...too young for me, but about Rick's age..
(suddenly Minmei turns around...looks at the two men..okay, man and older teen...she starts...looks again...then breaks out in a big grin and, ignoring her cousin, runs over)
MInemi: "Oh wow! It is you! It really is you!"
Rick: (presuming she's talking about him, stunt pilot extraordinaire) "Well, yeah..."
Minmei: (she ignores him completely to focus on Roy)" It's really you! Mister January!!!"
Roy: ...oh no...
MInmei: "Can I have your autograph? Can I? Oh, the rest of the girls in school will go MAD! MIster January himself!"
Rick: "...Mister January...?!"
Roy: (looking like he's wanting to run, but not appear to be fleeing from a teenage girl, but also wanting to crawl under a rock)"...er...long story...gist is...the reconstruction and research on the SDF-1 projects went over-budget and we had to find ways of bringing in new money, so we sorta did a calender..."
Rick: "A calender...?"
(Suddenly a smiling Minemi whips out a glossy laminated fold-out calender and a pen)
Minmei: "Can you sign this for me, please?"
Rick: "...Mister January...Ah...eeeggg...nice Hawaiian pattern speedo there, -Mister January-"
Roy:(sweating)"..actually that's just a strategically placed pineapple..."
Rick: (smelling blood in the water) "...You show up for any other months of the year?.."
Roy:(trying to fend off Minmei) "No....thank god...."

(Meanwhile--Alaska Base)
"YOU'RE MISTER OCTOBER!"
T.R. Edwards groaned and sweated as the squat muscular soldier...Leonard, from the nametag....made that pronouncement before several other senior officers...
Damn it, Fokker! If you just hadn't crashed that one extra prototype I wouldn't be living down that damn photo shoot! I swear I'll get you and yours for that!!!

Priceless !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[taalismn]

Yeah, Leonard later got the winning bid on ebay for the black leather chaps, cowboy hat, and silver revolvers 'Mister October' wore for the shot...
Yeah, Edwards REALLY had a grudge against Fokker for that...
Of course, the original negatives for 'Mister January' wound up in Claudia Grant's hope chest...

[drewkitty ~..~]

Yeah, Leonard later got the winning bid on ebay for the black leather chaps, cowboy hat, and silver revolvers 'Mister October' wore for the shot...
Yeah, Edwards REALLY had a grudge against Fokker for that...
Of course, the original negatives for 'Mister January' wound up in Claudia Grant's hope chest...

[taalismn]

Azonia: "Miriya...You are the best of my officers...My most experienced pilot..."
Miriya:" Thank you, commander!"
Azonia: "I have a special mission for you!"
Miriya: "Test the strength of the micronians?"
Azonia: "No."
Miriya: "Cripple the battlefortress with a quick strike to their bridge?"
Azonia: "No."
Miriya: "Single out their best pilot and slay him?"
Azonia: "No."
Miriya: "I don't understand...what mission am I to undertake?"
Azonia:(throws something small on the desk between them) "Go to the micronian battlefortress...bring me...Mister January! "

[Alpha 11]

Azonia: "Miriya...You are the best of my officers...My most experienced pilot..."
Miriya:" Thank you, commander!"
Azonia: "I have a special mission for you!"
Miriya: "Test the strength of the micronians?"
Azonia: "No."
Miriya: "Cripple the battlefortress with a quick strike to their bridge?"
Azonia: "No."
Miriya: "Single out their best pilot and slay him?"
Azonia: "No."
Miriya: "I don't understand...what mission am I to undertake?"
Azonia:(throws something small on the desk between them) "Go to the micronian battlefortress...bring me...Mister January! "

Poor Roy!

[taalismn]

"....ergh...what is this...wait, where am I?.."
"On my bed."
"BED?! I've seen smaller aircraft carriers than this...wait...only one place there'd be beds this size..."
"Indeed."
"..ah...you don't look Zentraedi..."
"That's because I'm Meltraedi."
"Shouldn't you be...well...BIG?"
"It's because I'm micronized. But I should still be BIG enough for you, micronian."(zip)
"Oh gawd...."
"Or should I call you...Mister January?"
"...oh no..."
SLAM!!!!!CRUNCH!!!!
"HANDS OFF HIM YOU ALIEN HARRIDAN!!"
"...claudia?..."
"THAT'S RIGHT! NO ALIEN FLOZZIE'S STEALING THIS EARTHGIRL'S MAN!!!!"
"Oh, bother! I'll just have to have you killed then."
"...I didn't even know you knew HOW to pilot a Destroid..."
"GUARDS!"
"...and how'd you get it all the way over here..?"
(Pull back shot of Azonia's flagship with the SDF-1 rammed into its side...cut to the SDF-1 bridge)
Gloval: "Egad...I forgot how INTENSE Claudia can get when she's upset about something..."
Lisa: "...she's SCAREY....."

[DhAkael]

"....ergh...what is this...wait, where am I?.."
"On my bed."
"BED?! I've seen smaller aircraft carriers than this...wait...only one place there'd be beds this size..."
"Indeed."
"..ah...you don't look Zentraedi..."
"That's because I'm Meltraedi."
"Shouldn't you be...well...BIG?"
"It's because I'm micronized. But I should still be BIG enough for you, micronian."(zip)
"Oh gawd...."
"Or should I call you...Mister January?"
"...oh no..."
SLAM!!!!!CRUNCH!!!!
"HANDS OFF HIM YOU ALIEN HARRIDAN?!"
"...claudia?..."
"THAT'S RIGHT! NO ALIEN FLOZZIE'S STEALING THIS EARTHGIRL'S MAN!!!!"
"Oh, bother! I'll just have to have you killed then."
"...I didn't even know you knew HOW to pilot a Destroid..."
"GUARDS!"
"...and how'd you get it all the way over here..?"
(Pull back shot of Azonia's flagship with the SDF-1 rammed into its side...cut to the SDF-1 bridge)
Gloval: "Egad...I forgot how INTENSE Claudia can get when she's upset about something..."
Lisa: "...she's SCAREY....."

-BLORF- BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Take a "snorted tea out my nose" point

[Aramanthus]

ROFLMAO Poor Roy! That would have been a better fate than what actually happened to him.

[ZINO]

"....ergh...what is this...wait, where am I?.."
"On my bed."
"BED?! I've seen smaller aircraft carriers than this...wait...only one place there'd be beds this size..."
"Indeed."
"..ah...you don't look Zentraedi..."
"That's because I'm Meltraedi."
"Shouldn't you be...well...BIG?"
"It's because I'm micronized. But I should still be BIG enough for you, micronian."(zip)
"Oh gawd...."
"Or should I call you...Mister January?"
"...oh no..."
SLAM!!!!!CRUNCH!!!!
"HANDS OFF HIM YOU ALIEN HARRIDAN?!"
"...claudia?..."
"THAT'S RIGHT! NO ALIEN FLOZZIE'S STEALING THIS EARTHGIRL'S MAN!!!!"
"Oh, bother! I'll just have to have you killed then."
"...I didn't even know you knew HOW to pilot a Destroid..."
"GUARDS!"
"...and how'd you get it all the way over here..?"
(Pull back shot of Azonia's flagship with the SDF-1 rammed into its side...cut to the SDF-1 bridge)
Gloval: "Egad...I forgot how INTENSE Claudia can get when she's upset about something..."
Lisa: "...she's SCAREY....."

lol

[taalismn]

Gloval: "What's the situation over there?"
Acting Skullleader Rick Hunter: "Objective secured. We got to Commander Fokker in time."
Gloval: "When can we expect you back, then?"
Rick:(looks over to sidescreen) "As soon as Commander Grant finishes her 'lesson'."
(pull away to show Rick's VF standing at the door of a Zentraedi cabin while a jet black-with-gold-trim Spartan Destroid is in the back swinging a small micronized Meltraedi officer around by her (short) hair amidst much screaming and yelling...)

[Alpha 11]

"....ergh...what is this...wait, where am I?.."
"On my bed."
"BED?! I've seen smaller aircraft carriers than this...wait...only one place there'd be beds this size..."
"Indeed."
"..ah...you don't look Zentraedi..."
"That's because I'm Meltraedi."
"Shouldn't you be...well...BIG?"
"It's because I'm micronized. But I should still be BIG enough for you, micronian."(zip)
"Oh gawd...."
"Or should I call you...Mister January?"
"...oh no..."
SLAM!!!!!CRUNCH!!!!
"HANDS OFF HIM YOU ALIEN HARRIDAN!!"
"...claudia?..."
"THAT'S RIGHT! NO ALIEN FLOZZIE'S STEALING THIS EARTHGIRL'S MAN!!!!"
"Oh, bother! I'll just have to have you killed then."
"...I didn't even know you knew HOW to pilot a Destroid..."
"GUARDS!"
"...and how'd you get it all the way over here..?"
(Pull back shot of Azonia's flagship with the SDF-1 rammed into its side...cut to the SDF-1 bridge)
Gloval: "Egad...I forgot how INTENSE Claudia can get when she's upset about something..."
Lisa: "...she's SCAREY....."

Loved it!!!!

[taalismn]

"Captain Gloval, sir...we're getting a communications from the 'Meltraedi' flagship...something about negotiating for the release of their old commander...Apparently their acting CO wants to dicker..."
"Put her on."
"Yes, sir!"
"---ailing the Micronian ship! I, Azla Zonic, wish to...(seeing Gloval)...Mister September?!"
...oh damn...

[Alpha 11]

"Captain Gloval, sir...we're getting a communications from the 'Meltraedi' flagship...something about negotiating for the release of their old commander...Apparently their acting CO wants to dicker..."
"Put her on."
"Yes, sir!"
"---ailing the Micronian ship! I, Azla Zonic, wish to...(seeing Gloval)...Mister September?!"
...oh damn...

At this rate they could get the hole Meltraedi fleet to defect to their side!

[ZINO]

ROFLMAO Poor Roy! That would have been a better fate than what actually happened to him.

yes that would of been awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZINO]

Gloval: "What's the situation over there?"
Acting Skullleader Rick Hunter: "Objective secured. We got to Commander Fokker in time."
Gloval: "When can we expect you back, then?"
Rick:(looks over to sidescreen) "As soon as Commander Grant finishes her 'lesson'."
(pull away to show Rick's VF standing at the door of a Zentraedi cabin while a jet black-with-gold-trim Spartan Destroid is in the back swinging a small micronized Meltraedi officer around by her (short) hair amidst much screaming and yelling...)

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[taalismn]

"Captain Gloval, sir...we're getting a communications from the 'Meltraedi' flagship...something about negotiating for the release of their old commander...Apparently their acting CO wants to dicker..."
"Put her on."
"Yes, sir!"
"---ailing the Micronian ship! I, Azla Zonic, wish to...(seeing Gloval)...Mister September?!"
...oh damn...

At this rate they could get the hole Meltraedi fleet to defect to their side!

Dolza: "WHAT ARE YOU MICRONIANS DOING WITH _OUR_ WOMEN???!!!!"

(meanwhile, somewhere across the galaxy)
Robotech Master: "You FOOLS! We specifically stated the Zentraedi were supposed to have NO idea of the importance of gender!!!"
Clone Master: "...oops..."

[Rathorc Lemenger]

Ummm... *sweatdrops* is it me or is this thread going down the draino real fast???

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

[taalismn]

Ummm... *sweatdrops* is it me or is this thread going down the draino real fast???

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

It went down a LONG time ago...

Com'on, when the official blurbs for the Shadow Chronicles Master Edition DVD tout the 'nude scene' storyboarding, burlesque like this just can't keep up....
Besides, I try to balance the female 'wardrobe malfunctions' with the 'beefcake humility' scenes so both fan-genders get something to chuckle at..

(quick series of shots, set to Benny Hill chase music, of Minmei strolling out on stage in an expensive chinese dress...and accidentally putting her own high-heel on the dragging skirt....Dana planning on embarassing Bowie by only wearing towel...and it falls off... The camera tracking through the 15th ATACS barracks early in the morning just as Dante steps out of the shower...and suddenly realizes there's a camera crew there....One of the clones in a tank aboard the Masters' mothership suddenly opening his eyes and realizing there's a woman outside the tank...Dana Sterling...and he hasn't got a stitch on...so as she's looking around for anything suspicious, we see this guy behind her trying to hide at the bottom of a clear glass cylinder...)

But here's some traditional blooper work to soothe the censorship-worried...

Macross Arc: “Private Time”
Rick Hunter(in a Spartan destroid) and several VFs confront the rogue Zentraedi shooting up the local airport...It looks evenly matched....Until Rick gives a signal.
The Phalanx destroid hiding behind the buildings at the end of the tarmac looms into sight. The Zentraedi suddenly gape in fear as the mecha levels its missile launcher drums and opens fire....
However, it’s straight horizontal fire, rather than the vertical ballistic fire of canon...The Zentraedi adroitly dodge aside, and the missiles scream past them...straight at the astonished RDF militia team behind them.
Rick Hunter: “Oh no...not AGAIN?!”, just moments before the UEG mecha are blown off their feet(even though they’re tear gas warheads, they still got kinetic punch) and tossed around...The still-standing Zentraedi immediately seize the opportunity to pounce on them, beat the crud out of them, and shoot them up for good measure.

Alternate:
They weren’t tear gas missiles.
The Zentraedi look at the smoking cloud of debris where the micronian mecha just got friendly-fire-killed by their comrade.
“Well, that was easy!”
Meanwhile, the newbie Phalanx pilot is frantically rechecking the manual codes for the various missile cells and realizes he was off by one switch....

Alternate 2:
The Zentraedi give the thumbs up to their comrade in the Phalanx, who proceeds to missile-raze the REST of the buildings at the airport....

Nope...Not over yet...
“Ma’am...he wanted to see you...Insisted on it...Won’t go to the hospital until he saw you.”
Lisa Hayes looked at the stretcher the two medtechs had brought up to the cafe she was waiting at, and the virtually bandage-mummified person on it. The two EMTs had explained about the attack on the airport and the injuries Rick had incurred while fighting the rogue Zentraedi, leading to his delay in getting to her.
“Well, you’re off the hook, hero...That was brave of you!” She leans over to kiss his bandaged head. “And a nice scarf, by the way...waitaminute...”
Moments later the two EMTs are frantically trying to stop Lisa as she’s angrily slinging a screaming Rick in a full body cast around by the scarf around his neck...

“What’s this about entering Lisa for a disciplinary action assaulting a fellow officer...AND application for certifying her in the record books for farthest hammer-toss?”
“I didn’t know Lisa was into Olympic sports like that?”

[Alpha 11]

Ummm... *sweatdrops* is it me or is this thread going down the draino real fast???

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

It went down a LONG time ago...

Com'on, when the official blurbs for the Shadow Chronicles Master Edition DVD tout the 'nude scene' storyboarding, burlesque like this just can't keep up....
Besides, I try to balance the female 'wardrobe malfunctions' with the 'beefcake humility' scenes so both fan-genders get something to chuckle at..

(quick series of shots, set to Benny Hill chase music, of Minmei strolling out on stage in an expensive chinese dress...and accidentally putting her own high-heel on the dragging skirt....Dana planning on embarassing Bowie by only wearing towel...and it falls off... The camera tracking through the 15th ATACS barracks early in the morning just as Dante steps out of the shower...and suddenly realizes there's a camera crew there....One of the clones in a tank aboard the Masters' mothership suddenly opening his eyes and realizing there's a woman outside the tank...Dana Sterling...and he hasn't got a stitch on...so as she's looking around for anything suspicious, we see this guy behind her trying to hide at the bottom of a clear glass cylinder...)

But here's some traditional blooper work to soothe the censorship-worried...

Macross Arc: “Private Time”
Rick Hunter(in a Spartan destroid) and several VFs confront the rogue Zentraedi shooting up the local airport...It looks evenly matched....Until Rick gives a signal.
The Phalanx destroid hiding behind the buildings at the end of the tarmac looms into sight. The Zentraedi suddenly gape in fear as the mecha levels its missile launcher drums and opens fire....
However, it’s straight horizontal fire, rather than the vertical ballistic fire of canon...The Zentraedi adroitly dodge aside, and the missiles scream past them...straight at the astonished RDF militia team behind them.
Rick Hunter: “Oh no...not AGAIN?!”, just moments before the UEG mecha are blown off their feet(even though they’re tear gas warheads, they still got kinetic punch) and tossed around...The still-standing Zentraedi immediately seize the opportunity to pounce on them, beat the crud out of them, and shoot them up for good measure.

Alternate:
They weren’t tear gas missiles.
The Zentraedi look at the smoking cloud of debris where the micronian mecha just got friendly-fire-killed by their comrade.
“Well, that was easy!”
Meanwhile, the newbie Phalanx pilot is frantically rechecking the manual codes for the various missile cells and realizes he was off by one switch....

Alternate 2:
The Zentraedi give the thumbs up to their comrade in the Phalanx, who proceeds to missile-raze the REST of the buildings at the airport....

Nope...Not over yet...
“Ma’am...he wanted to see you...Insisted on it...Won’t go to the hospital until he saw you.”
Lisa Hayes looked at the stretcher the two medtechs had brought up to the cafe she was waiting at, and the virtually bandage-mummified person on it. The two EMTs had explained about the attack on the airport and the injuries Rick had incurred while fighting the rogue Zentraedi, leading to his delay in getting to her.
“Well, you’re off the hook, hero...That was brave of you!” She leans over to kiss his bandaged head. “And a nice scarf, by the way...waitaminute...”
Moments later the two EMTs are frantically trying to stop Lisa as she’s angrily slinging a screaming Rick in a full body cast around by the scarf around his neck...

“What’s this about entering Lisa for a disciplinary action assaulting a fellow officer...AND application for certifying her in the record books for farthest hammer-toss?”
“I didn’t know Lisa was into Olympic sports like that?”

Like the last part!

[taalismn]

Dennis Brown: "Let me go in Marie's place...I'm supposed to be the screwup, not her..."
(gets in the crashed hoverjeep and speeds off)
Nova: "Brave man..."
Brown: "WUHHHAAHHHAAA!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!!"
(The pursuing GMP immediately start shooting at him, as he jinks wildly around, trying to ram his pursuers)
Dana: (sweatdropping) "Or just plain insane, is more like it..."

[Alpha 11]

Dennis Brown: "Let me go in Marie's place...I'm supposed to be the screwup, not her..."
(gets in the crashed hoverjeep and speeds off)
Nova: "Brave man..."
Brown: "WUHHHAAHHHAAA!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!!"
(The pursuing GMP immediately start shooting at him, as he jinks wildly around, trying to ram his pursuers)
Dana: (sweatdropping) "Or just plain insane, is more like it..."

[taalismn]

Dana revs her hovercycle's engines to jump-kick the pursuing GMP fatso and his Golem robot partner....
...When it suddenly does a power-straight arm punch that shatters the hovercycle and sends Dana flying across the landscape.
Golem:* "Not in MY existance, meatbag!"*
Director: "CUT!!!!! You're not supposed to do that!!! You're supposed to be a big dumb machine that can't react to unexpected actions!"
Golem: "Like I'm supposed to listen to you, meatbag?! Like I'm going to take a hit for what measely pay you put up?! "*
Director: "You're a SPECIAL EFFECT! A PROP!!! That wasn't pay, it was RENTAL!!!"
Golem: *"I'm a superior form of life...I don't have to put up with this!"*

[Alpha 11]

Dana revs her hovercycle's engines to jump-kick the pursuing GMP fatso and his Golem robot partner....
...When it suddenly does a power-straight arm punch that shatters the hovercycle and sends Dana flying across the landscape.
Golem:* "Not in MY existance, meatbag!"*
Director: "CUT!!!!! You're not supposed to do that!!! You're supposed to be a big dumb machine that can't react to unexpected actions!"
Golem: "Like I'm supposed to listen to you, meatbag?! Like I'm going to take a hit for what measely pay you put up?! "*
Director: "You're a SPECIAL EFFECT! A PROP!!! That wasn't pay, it was RENTAL!!!"
Golem: *"I'm a superior form of life...I don't have to put up with this!"*

[taalismn]

Zor and Dana come out of the Tunnel of Love ride...
Zor: "I'm sorry, Dana.."
Dana: "That's the LAST time I allow you cotton candy...NOw stay here while I phone Bowie to bring me a fresh change of clothes from the barracks!"

[Alpha 11]

Zor and Dana come out of the Tunnel of Love ride...
Zor: "I'm sorry, Dana.."
Dana: "That's the LAST time I allow you cotton candy...NOw stay here while I phone Bowie to bring me a fresh change of clothes from the barracks!"

Poor Dana.

[taalismn]

Dana's reading her fashion magazine on the Liberty Re-Contact Mission, paging through the glossy when suddenly she stops, her eyes almost popping out...
"Oh.My.God."
(shot over her shoulder; it's a centerfold shot of ' Barbados---Ladies of GMP Style', featuring a reclining Nova Satori wearing what looks like only the black harness/web belting portion of her GMP uniform..and a smile)
Dana: (her voice squeaking)"How. Why. When. What Was She Thinking."

(meanwhile on the ground, Nova suddenly has a fit of sneezing)

[Alpha 11]

Dana's reading her fashion magazine on the Liberty Re-Contact Mission, paging through the glossy when suddenly she stops, her eyes almost popping out...
"Oh.My.God."
(shot over her shoulder; it's a centerfold shot of ' Barbados---Ladies of GMP Style', featuring a reclining Nova Satori wearing what looks like only the black harness/web belting portion of her GMP uniform..and a smile)
Dana: (her voice squeaking)"How. Why. When. What Was She Thinking."

(meanwhile on the ground, Nova suddenly has a fit of sneezing)

Dana will never let her live that down. EVER.

[taalismn]

Dana's reading her fashion magazine on the Liberty Re-Contact Mission, paging through the glossy when suddenly she stops, her eyes almost popping out...
"Oh.My.God."
(shot over her shoulder; it's a centerfold shot of ' Barbados---Ladies of GMP Style', featuring a reclining Nova Satori wearing what looks like only the black harness/web belting portion of her GMP uniform..and a smile)
Dana: (her voice squeaking)"How. Why. When. What Was She Thinking."

(meanwhile on the ground, Nova suddenly has a fit of sneezing)

Dana will never let her live that down. EVER.

Fredericks: "Satori. My Office. NOW!"

[DhAkael]

Dana's reading her fashion magazine on the Liberty Re-Contact Mission, paging through the glossy when suddenly she stops, her eyes almost popping out...
"Oh.My.God."
(shot over her shoulder; it's a centerfold shot of ' Barbados---Ladies of GMP Style', featuring a reclining Nova Satori wearing what looks like only the black harness/web belting portion of her GMP uniform..and a smile)
Dana: (her voice squeaking)"How. Why. When. What Was She Thinking."

(meanwhile on the ground, Nova suddenly has a fit of sneezing)

Dana will never let her live that down. EVER.

Fredericks: "Satori. My Office. NOW!"

Scene opens with Bowie Grant being shaken by Dana, a small trickle of blood from both his nostrils and eyes spiraling after he's glanced at Dana's magazine.
Dana Sterling; "Snap outa it Bowie! I know she's eminantly (censored) but your (PG-13) will freeze off if you take it anywhere within a parsec of that (blacked out for public good). Wake up kid!"

Angelo Dante watching from doorway to gunnery deck; "I have never been so turned on in my entire life till this moment. Never knew she could curse that well...and in English, Japanese and Zentraedi too."

Louis Nichols (dead pan, reading technical journal); "Obviously mating season now. Only explanation..."

[taalismn]

Meanwhile...in administrative exile somewhere, Lieutenant Komodo catches a glimpse of aformentioned magazine. Grabbing it, he clutches it to his chest, looks heavenward with tears in his eyes..
"Thank you, Lord, for Your sign that there IS forgiveness and reward..."