Best Quotes 09!

[kamikazzijoe]

Load up the best quotes from the open house 09.
Here's one to get started (from Kev's dead reign game)

Madmanmike: (at the old lady's house who told us where to find the bandits) I burn her house down! [turns to not-so-mad-Mike] I've been playing with you too much you're starting to rub off on me. [two hours later after not actually burning the house down]
Kev: she shoots you with her shot gun [rolls] Natural 20!
Madmanmike: I should've just burned the house down
Other Mike: That's what you get for not listening to your inner mike

[ApocalypseZero]

Mark Oberle: "Roll a twenty."
Myself: "You mean, a D20 or a Twenty."
Mark: "How about both."

I roll my pink D20. One bounce off table, into Mark's small plastic cup of Jack, landing on a 20.

[Xar]

During Braden's Wormwood game, "Seven"
Lonnie (Apocalypse Zero) was playing one of the few longbowmen accompanying the seven Apoks as they stood against a literal army of Worm Zombies that were advancing on the town we were defending. They were being controlled by an Entrancer at the rear of the column. Lonnie's longbowman started shooting flaming arrows at the Entrancer.

Lonnie: Did I get him?
Braden: I don't know, I gotta see if he catches on fire!


During Jason Richards' Chaos Earth game.
We were all Chromium Guardsmen with limited parts and resources on a rescue mission to recover some townsfolk who had been abducted by bandits. I and one other character were in our Nema body armor, our of the Glitterboy suits, scouting the base, which was within a tall wedged-shaped rock formation, with a large open triangular hole in the top. We had fired down at the bandits to draw them out, so the rest of the group could engage them. Then, as they were diverted, we would rappel down to free any prisoners. It was 300 feet down and we had either enough rope for us both to rappel most of the way down, then drop 100 feet, or combine our ropes and go down on one strand. We went with one rope, and I followed my teammate down right after he started descending. I had rappelling skill around 50%, but rolled a 100% FAIL! Jason gave me a chance to recover, but rolled in the 90s on the second roll. So, as the two of us are hanging there, slowly rotating at 300 feet in the air, my partner says to me:

"You know, no one was here to see us. We must never speak of this again!"


Finally, during some announcements on Saturday, Kevin said:
"For the Auction, a beautiful woman will come around and solicit you."

[Braden Campbell]

:Robotech Danger Theme:

Agreed!

[Veknironth]

Braden, you can run my com anytime, complaints or not. Remember - I never lose at Robotech.

-Vek
"Seriously, Braden was great in that game."

[kamikazzijoe]

From Madmanmike's simple run:

GM: The delusional operator tries to get away
Daniel: I grab him [rolls and misses]
Andreas: I use my whip. [rolls high]
Gm: Alright you wrap him tightly around the legs
Andreas: No, No, No, the neck

[without further distractions they finally managed to space that guy]

[rat_bastard]

Random Person: Your not Josh Singsapaugh!!!

Me: Then why does it say Josh Singsapaugh on my name tag? You don't see anyone else with Josh Singsapaugh on their nametag do you?

***

Random Person: I'm really digging Shemarian Nation, I like what you did with it.

Me: ...

***

Brandon Aten: Durrr Hrgle Duurr Durrr.

Taylor White: yes we did include that in Triax 2, We are hoping it gets through the editing processes.

[Josh Sinsapaugh]

Brandon Aten: Durrr Hrgle Duurr Durrr.

Taylor White: yes we did include that in Triax 2, We are hoping it gets through the editing processes.

Now come on, that is not a real quote. We all know Brandon is not that articulate.

~ Josh

[MADMANMIKE]

From Madmanmike's simple run:

From the same game:

Me(whispered to killercyborg): "You recognize the alien language as they say "Why haven't you reported in?"
me(for everyone to hear to kamikazzijoe): "An unfamiliar alien language says 'Blah blah blah blah' over the com."
kamikazzijoe: "I repeat the last four syllables back to them."
Me(whispered to killercyborg): "The Mechanic replies 'Reported in'. The alien responds 'Who is this!'"
me(for everyone to hear to kamikazzijoe): "The alien voice says 'Blah blah blah blah!' in response."
kamikazzijoe: "I repeat what they said in a questioning tone."
Me(whispered to killercyborg): "The Mechanic replies 'Who is this?'"
killercyborg (whispered to me): "I interject with 'We've had some trouble here, it's confusing, stand by' and send static over the channel."
me(for everyone to hear to kamikazzijoe): "You hear one of your crew respond in the alien language followed by static."
kamikazzijoe:"Boring conversation anyway.. I close the bulkheads to the hallway and open the airlock opposite the one they're about to dock with."

The pirate assault force spaces themselves shortly thereafter...

-Mike <8]

[kamikazzijoe]

From Madmanmike's simple run:

From the same game:

I get intimate with the engines [pause, gets weird looks] INTIMATELY Familiar.

[Warwolf]

Lonnie, playing a teenage, goth, Nightbane sorceress, musing as the Nightbane game Friday night disintegrated around us:

I wonder how much experience you can get by committing suicide?

Followed by his justifications for darn near all the EXP awards in the book...



Or this one: Paul, in my Friday Rifts game was playing the Aarden Tek Mystic and trying to use Demon & Monster Lore to determine what killed a couple of miners.

*Rolls and misses by a mile*

Great, now I think I did it.

[ApocalypseZero]

Lonnie, playing a teenage, goth, Nightbane sorceress, musing as the Nightbane game Friday night disintegrated around us:

I wonder how much experience you can get by committing suicide?

Followed by his justifications for darn near all the EXP awards in the book...



Or this one: Paul, in my Friday Rifts game was playing the Aarden Tek Mystic and trying to use Demon & Monster Lore to determine what killed a couple of miners.

*Rolls and misses by a mile*

Great, now I think I did it.

Just remember, "I'm too goth to prowl."

As for the Bad Rolls and Blaming Oneself, that seemed to be a reoccuring thing in all your games.

BTW, I'm still looking for my 'Alcholic Die' picture from your or Mike.

-Lonnie

[Warwolf]

BTW, I'm still looking for my 'Alcholic Die' picture from your or Mike.

-Lonnie

Working on it as we speak!

[kamikazzijoe]

The evil weapons were getting smug as their kill count was creeping up to a dozen. Then Amy playing a good weapon in a single round kills over 2 dozen school kids on a field trip to Disney.

"Guys, we've just been emasculated."

Anyone know where the photos of the final kill counts are posted?

[rat_bastard]

Amy Ashbaugh: That rat_bastard is a sexy sexy man!

Shinitishi: Yeah he is!

Brandon Aten: I just want him to hold me!

[kamikazzijoe]

After having killed one rebel and captured another:

Leader: We cut off the dead guys head to turn in for the bounty. What do we do with the live one?
Pierce (13 years old):Lets just cut his head off too.
Leader: What?! we don't have a reason too.
Pierce: Yes we do...just not a good one.

[Xar]

How could I have forgotten this?

At approx. 12:30 am Sunday morning:

Wayne Smith: "I love you all...but get the **** out!"

[J. Lionheart]

Leader: We cut off the dead guys head to turn in for the bounty. What do we do with the live one?
Pierce (13 years old):Lets just cut his head off too.
Leader: What?! we don't have a reason too.
Pierce: Yes we do...just not a good one.

Hahaha, Piers (I think that's how it was spelled) was a great little wingman.

In one of James Brown's BTS games, I was running around as a Diviner, with him playing a Ghost Hunter at my side, practically begging for excuses to blow stuff up with either his .454 Super Redhawk, or one of his numerous grenades. His most notable kill was an ambulance, with a grenade tossed under the hood as I hurridly pushed the gurney with a 14 year old kid on it away

[kamikazzijoe]

In Julius's Golden heros game:

I've been pushing my car for 3 miles, have i gotten it to start yet?
No.
Alright I just flinstone it the rest of the way there.


When discussing how the powerarmor guy goes around without his suit being noticed:
Our neighbors have a giant robot in their backyard.
Well maybe i could afford one if you'd stop buying so many shoes.
And across the street the johnsons have an *imported* robot.


You commies are all under arrest. If any of you move I'll blow us all to hell. [as he threatens a vat of chemicals with control STATIC ELECTRICITY]

[Zer0 Kay]

Brandon: I cast magic net on (place opponent here)
Collective Group: [Kills critter]
Ram "Zer0 Kay" Shaw: I jump on it and start stabbing it over and over
Kevin Siembieda (GMing): What are you doing?!
Ram: Hey my character has death trance... how do I know it doesn't have it too?
Kevin: Oh...

Personal quotes that have come out of this:
"I guess crazy even looks sane sometimes."
"It's only crazy if you can't explain it."
"... and that is why you always want to make sure to stab the chicken a few more times."

[Zer0 Kay]

The evil weapons were getting smug as their kill count was creeping up to a dozen. Then Amy playing a good weapon in a single round kills over 2 dozen school kids on a field trip to Disney.

"Guys, we've just been emasculated."

Anyone know where the photos of the final kill counts are posted?

Amys Body Count

Hey why do those skulls have top knots?

[kamikazzijoe]

The evil weapons were getting smug as their kill count was creeping up to a dozen. Then Amy playing a good weapon in a single round kills over 2 dozen school kids on a field trip to Disney.

"Guys, we've just been emasculated."

Anyone know where the photos of the final kill counts are posted?

Amys Body Count

Hey why do those skulls have top knots?

To symbolize the roasting via her fire elemental spells..chef's delight

[Teltum]

I think my best of 09 was; after initiating a two melee burst, coming back to me for the second action "I've probably run out of bullets but I'm still pulling the trigger and cussing loudly" BTS, gotta love not having offensive psychic powers.

[kamikazzijoe]

I think my best of 09 was; after initiating a two melee burst, coming back to me for the second action "I've probably run out of bullets but I'm still pulling the trigger and cussing loudly" BTS, gotta love not having offensive psychic powers.

In Julius's BTS: So you guys went to an abandoned mansion, got attacked by cultists, nearly sacrificed to some dark god, and are now permanently scarred from the memories? Eh, we can't even remember what happened last night. We got drunk and hit a strip club all night.

[Akashic Soldier]

After having killed one rebel and captured another:

Leader: We cut off the dead guys head to turn in for the bounty. What do we do with the live one?
Pierce (13 years old):Lets just cut his head off too.
Leader: What?! we don't have a reason too.
Pierce: Yes we do...just not a good one.

I laughed so hard I cried when I read this.

[kamikazzijoe]

After having killed one rebel and captured another:

Leader: We cut off the dead guys head to turn in for the bounty. What do we do with the live one?
Pierce (13 years old):Lets just cut his head off too.
Leader: What?! we don't have a reason too.
Pierce: Yes we do...just not a good one.

I laughed so hard I cried when I read this.

Man you forget how many great quotes there were until you come back and read this almost 3 years later.