Robotech Blooper Reels

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:19 am

Poor Alpha 11! I'm sure Duckfoot would help you. But I haven't seen him for quite awhile. Wonder what happened to him.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:17 pm

Aramanthus wrote:Poor Alpha 11! I'm sure Duckfoot would help you. But I haven't seen him for quite awhile. Wonder what happened to him.

Alpha 11 can always get Harkon to help him...that guy has PLENTY of experience...

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:26 pm

taalismn wrote:
Aramanthus wrote:Poor Alpha 11! I'm sure Duckfoot would help you. But I haven't seen him for quite awhile. Wonder what happened to him.

Alpha 11 can always get Harkon to help him...that guy has PLENTY of experience...

I will just get some of the newer people to do it for me. :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:31 pm

Grand Cannon fires off....and they run into an unexpected problem....
Recoil...
Dolza looks on in in astonishment as the entire EARTH just goes careening into part of his fleet, obliterating them as the planet essentially RAMS them, then goes careening off into space....
"These micronians...they're insane..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:18 pm

taalismn wrote:Grand Cannon fires off....and they run into an unexpected problem....
Recoil...
Dolza looks on in in astonishment as the entire EARTH just goes careening into part of his fleet, obliterating them as the planet essentially RAMS them, then goes careening off into space....
"These micronians...they're insane..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:56 am

LOL Ah I see a new version of "Space 1999."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 01, 2009 1:45 pm

The Grand Fleet Folds in...and immediately they realize they all used the exact same reentry coordinates...as over 75% of the Fleet smashes together in one massive ball of meyhem...
Dolza: (watching as the walls of his fortress bulge INWARDS)"...oops..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:17 pm

taalismn wrote:The Grand Fleet Folds in...and immediately they realize they all used the exact same reentry coordinates...as over 75% of the Fleet smashes together in one massive ball of meyhem...
Dolza: (watching as the walls of his fortress bulge INWARDS)"...oops..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 02, 2009 3:01 pm

"That doesn't look like a regulation shield, soldier..."
"Dude, we're in the Cold Weather Offense Squad....You really think I'm goin' out on the white stuff without my snow board handy?!"
"Like righteous, First Looie! 'cause we're snow troopers and we gotta get around fast!"
"Like, the enemy ain't going to expect us to come snow-surfing on top of them with these things!"
"*SIGH*....I just had to get ALL the Aspenites in my company..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun May 03, 2009 10:54 pm

taalismn wrote:"That doesn't look like a regulation shield, soldier..."
"Dude, we're in the Cold Weather Offense Squad....You really think I'm goin' out on the white stuff without my snow board handy?!"
"Like righteous, First Looie! 'cause we're snow troopers and we gotta get around fast!"
"Like, the enemy ain't going to expect us to come snow-surfing on top of them with these things!"
"*SIGH*....I just had to get ALL the Aspenites in my company..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 04, 2009 1:23 pm

"I don't get it....why is the CDF power armor named the 'Unicorn'?"
"Because it's got this one big horn to announce it's presence?"
"Because it's rarely ever seen when you need it?"
"No, man, because girls, like, dig these things...It's the perfect chick-magnet!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon May 04, 2009 4:48 pm

taalismn wrote:"I don't get it....why is the CDF power armor named the 'Unicorn'?"
"Because it's got this one big horn to announce it's presence?"
"Because it's rarely ever seen when you need it?"
"No, man, because girls, like, dig these things...It's the perfect chick-magnet!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 04, 2009 5:45 pm

"Just to show Tactical Corps Private Reynolds here the hazards of falling asleep on duty, we've quietly superglued all the joints of his body armor together, WHILE HE'S WEARING IT...Let's se what happens when we sound the alarm!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon May 04, 2009 7:07 pm

taalismn wrote:"Just to show Tactical Corps Private Reynolds here the hazards of falling asleep on duty, we've quietly superglued all the joints of his body armor together, WHILE HE'S WEARING IT...Let's se what happens when we sound the alarm!"

drewkitty ~..~ · Tue May 05, 2009 3:09 am

taalismn wrote:"Just to show Tactical Corps Private Reynolds here the hazards of falling asleep on duty, we've quietly superglued all the joints of his body armor together, WHILE HE'S WEARING IT...Let's se what happens when we sound the alarm!"

Sounds like a certain gecko anthropologist I've seen in those micro-documentary episodes on the Telly.

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue May 05, 2009 3:25 am

ROFLMAO!!! Excellent ones! Please keep them coming!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:31 am

Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Just to show Tactical Corps Private Reynolds here the hazards of falling asleep on duty, we've quietly superglued all the joints of his body armor together, WHILE HE'S WEARING IT...Let's se what happens when we sound the alarm!"

And you wonder what the Recon Escort Patrol does when they're bored?

"Hey...let's sneak into Leonard's country house and re-arrange all the furniture while he's asleep...I dunno...maybe pile it all up against his bedroom door?"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:26 pm

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Just to show Tactical Corps Private Reynolds here the hazards of falling asleep on duty, we've quietly superglued all the joints of his body armor together, WHILE HE'S WEARING IT...Let's se what happens when we sound the alarm!"

And you wonder what the Recon Escort Patrol does when they're bored?

"Hey...let's sneak into Leonard's country house and re-arrange all the furniture while he's asleep...I dunno...maybe pile it all up against his bedroom door?"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed May 06, 2009 3:10 am

LOL how about siccing some more of those troops to do more fun stuff like that too the other jerks in various Robotech militaries.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:32 pm

"YOU BOMBED LEONARD'S TOILET!?"
"Yeah...just a simple flash-bang rigged up under the lid...Lift it, and *BANG*"
"YOU BOMBED LEONARD'S TOILET!?"
"Hey...he's an old Spec-Ops monster; he's sure to appreciate the gag! Quit sweating...Wow...is that BLOOD coming out from under your eyelids?"
"..we're going to be blindfolded...stood up against the wall..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:18 pm

taalismn wrote:"YOU BOMBED LEONARD'S TOILET!?"
"Yeah...just a simple flash-bang rigged up under the lid...Lift it, and *BANG*"
"YOU BOMBED LEONARD'S TOILET!?"
"Hey...he's an old Spec-Ops monster; he's sure to appreciate the gag! Quit sweating...Wow...is that BLOOD coming out from under your eyelids?"
"..we're going to be blindfolded...stood up against the wall..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu May 07, 2009 2:44 am

ROFLMAO!!!! Please keep these ones coming!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 07, 2009 6:06 pm

Harry Leferts wrote:[
(Harry Leferts steps out of the washroom next to Alpha 11) Oh man! I REALLY should lay off the bran and chili burritos... Oh well, it's all yours.

Signed,
Harry Leferts.

The HazMat Methane Concentration Detectors peg off the scale...

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu May 07, 2009 10:38 pm

Harry Leferts wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[

And I am now a Champion in rank! YAAAA!!

Congrats!
Now go unplug the toilets...(hands the hapless and gobsmacked Zentraedi promotee a plunger)

With great power comes great responsibility!

NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!

(Harry Leferts steps out of the washroom next to Alpha 11) Oh man! I REALLY should lay off the bran and chili burritos... Oh well, it's all yours.

Signed,
Harry Leferts.

Throws Harry Leferts back in. Rank does have its privilage.

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:40 am

ROFLMAO!!! Now that is a blooper I never expected!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:37 pm

(Squad of troopers in ASC-like body armor clomp up to the restroom door...)
"Fifth Squad, 1st Tactical Corps BioSanitation Brigade, reporting for duty, sir!" The sergeant snaps off a salute.
Indeed, these ARE soldiers of the dreaded TCBSB....also known as the Contamination Response Assualt Patrol, fully kitted out in full environmental body armor (with the distinctive) replaceable elbow-length rubber gloves and hip galoshes)with the enhanced air filters, extended life air supply, non-stick armor, bandoliered biocide grenades, power-pray detergent bottles, teflon fiber wire scrub brushes, steel wool dispensers, portable ozone generators, actinic light projectors, laser-guided endoscopic rotorooters, turbo-suction handheld power-plungers, digestor ensyme packets, and other weapons of mass cleanliness....Each man and woman a steel-nerved, appettite-less, specialist in combat plumbing, biochemical warfare, and tatcical hygiene..."We Get THROUGH!" their motto...
"Corporals, readings!"
The two indicated troopers dash forward, their heavy-duty traction-improved rubber boots squeaking on the floor as they run to the door. Ignoring the yellows coming from inside, they quickly stick a sensor probe under the door...Looking at the readings on his handheld, one of the soldiers visibly twitches, even inside her armor...
"Bad, corporal?"
"Bad, sir? If this sort of #$%$%$% was found in Prime Minister Moran's cabinet, there would be immediate calls for impeachment! It's a Red Zone!"
"Very well! Come back here! Waxenglo! Kleen! Ajax! Go around and make sure there aren't any back enterances! Duster, take the rest of the men and set up a perimeter seal!"
Within minutes, they have the corridor sealed off with plastic barriers and floor sheeting.
"Clave! Get me two incenders."
Two heavy incendiary grenades are handed over.
"CRack and seal!"
Two men dash up alongside the sarge to the washroom door. Using crowbars they quickly pop the door open as behind they they are blown at and sprayed by the restof the squad with antiseptic sprayers. The sarge primes the grenades, lobs them in, the two privates slam the door closed as the sarge dives back, they seal the door with quick-set cement, then they all hustle back behind cover, as there's a dull WHUMPF! behind the soor)
"Okay, let it cook for a few minutes, then we go in with full decon-storm gear! Brace yourselves for it, 'cause there's no telling with a Red Level biohaz!"
Ever the professionals, the soldiers of the TCBSB ready themselves for what is to come...

Rathorc Lemenger · Fri May 08, 2009 8:51 pm

All of a sudden, Leonard comes walking out of the bathroom carrying a newspaper. He then stops and looks at the souldiers.

"all right, guys." Says the general. "It's all yours."

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri May 08, 2009 9:27 pm

Alpha 11 turns as someone taps him on the shoulder only to see a smirking Harry Leferts there.
Harry Leferts: Never underestimate the power of Kawarimi no Jutsu... (Col. T.R. Edwards falls out of the washroom twitching right before Harry Leferts shoves Alpha 11 in) As I said, have fun! (Harry Leferts then phases from reality with a smirk as screams of agony echo around the area).

Signed,
Harry Leferts

As Harry Leferts turns to leave, Alpha 11 apears right in front of him, grabs him, and teleports way. Only to appear again over were everything goes after you flush to toilet, and lets go of Harry Leferts, and teleports away gain before he knows whats happening. (Or teleportation.

)

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri May 08, 2009 11:55 pm

Harry Leferts wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:Alpha 11 turns as someone taps him on the shoulder only to see a smirking Harry Leferts there.
Harry Leferts: Never underestimate the power of Kawarimi no Jutsu... (Col. T.R. Edwards falls out of the washroom twitching right before Harry Leferts shoves Alpha 11 in) As I said, have fun! (Harry Leferts then phases from reality with a smirk as screams of agony echo around the area).

Signed,
Harry Leferts

As Harry Leferts turns to leave, Alpha 11 apears right in front of him, grabs him, and teleports way. Only to appear again over were everything goes after you flush to toilet, and lets go of Harry Leferts, and teleports away gain before he knows whats happening. (Or teleportation. )

Just before Harry Leferts hits the stuff, he transforms into water.

Mizu Bushin no jutsu... learn it, it might just save your life.

Signed,
Harry Leferts

Well, as long as he learns his leason, I won't have get siriouse(sp?) with him.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 08, 2009 11:56 pm

The BioSanitation squad trooper looked at his sensor read..."Bad news, sir...multiple contamination traces...they're moving..."
"Heading?"
"Into public areas..."
"Damn! Okay, guys...we're going to have to head them off...We'll have to take Main Seventeen..."
"Sir.."
"Yeah, I know we'll be cutting it close this near to the midday lavatory rush hour, but I've already informed the waterworks, and they've upped the water pressure as part of the system cleaning, so we should be able to ride the frontal wave clear through to downtown before the big rush.."

Never *&(&^ with the Plumbers...Never....

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat May 09, 2009 12:02 am

taalismn wrote:The BioSanitation squad trooper looked at his sensor read..."Bad news, sir...multiple contamination traces...they're moving..."
"Heading?"
"Into public areas..."
"Damn! Okay, guys...we're going to have to head them off...We'll have to take Main Seventeen..."
"Sir.."
"Yeah, I know we'll be cutting it close this near to the midday lavatory rush hour, but I've already informed the waterworks, and they've upped the water pressure as part of the system cleaning, so we should be able to ride the frontal wave clear through to downtown before the big rush.."

Never *&(&^ with the Plumbers...Never....

Your coming after us? But technically we were never in there.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 09, 2009 9:35 am

Alpha 11 wrote:
Your coming after us? But technically we were never in there.

(hands him a new plunger) Technically, a lot of things don't happen, but they do anyway, much to people's detriment. Now get back in there, and quit trying to get out of work detail...You ain't coming back out until those latrines SPARKLE....

And while Alpha's getting his teleport license shredded...here's another:

Field Marshal Leonard's office...Phone rings...
Leonard: "Hello?"
Voice over line: "GURGAMESH!GURGAMESH!GURGAMES----"
Leonard: (slams handset down)"Damn crank callers! Well, I know how to fix THEM!"
(he slams his hand down on a large red button next to the phone...Moments later, out his window, off in the distance, we see a small mushroom cloud rise into the air...)
Leonard: (with satisfaction)"They thought I was crazy for having that system installed, but it's worth every cent I pulled away from the Veritech development programs!"
(meanwhile...we see a shot of the command chamber of the Robotech Masters...only it, and everybody in it, are covered with black soot, save for their eyeballs, in that classic cartoon 'toasted' look..)
Anonymous RM(indistinguishable under the full-body coat of char...) "Nice going, jerkwad...I thought you said he couldn't trace the call..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:42 pm

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
Your coming after us? But technically we were never in there.

(hands him a new plunger) Technically, a lot of things don't happen, but they do anyway, much to people's detriment. Now get back in there, and quit trying to get out of work detail...You ain't coming back out until those latrines SPARKLE....

And while Alpha's getting his teleport license shredded...here's another:

Field Marshal Leonard's office...Phone rings...
Leonard: "Hello?"
Voice over line: "GURGAMESH!GURGAMESH!GURGAMES----"
Leonard: (slams handset down)"Damn crank callers! Well, I know how to fix THEM!"
(he slams his hand down on a large red button next to the phone...Moments later, out his window, off in the distance, we see a small mushroom cloud rise into the air...)
Leonard: (with satisfaction)"They thought I was crazy for having that system installed, but it's worth every cent I pulled away from the Veritech development programs!"
(meanwhile...we see a shot of the command chamber of the Robotech Masters...only it, and everybody in it, are covered with black soot, save for their eyeballs, in that classic cartoon 'toasted' look..)
Anonymous RM(indistinguishable under the full-body coat of char...) "Nice going, jerkwad...I thought you said he couldn't trace the call..."

Great on the last part! And as for the first, you just got to LOVE the Yellow Pages when it comes to hiring help to do your dirty work for you.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 10, 2009 2:01 pm

Alpha 11 wrote:[ Great on the last part! And as for the first, you just got to LOVE the Yellow Pages when it comes to hiring help to do your dirty work for you.

That beeping collar around your neck?
Beats the heck out of an ankle bracelet GPS for work release programs...
Plunger, now, or no Crossovers for you!

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon May 11, 2009 12:10 am

Harry Leferts wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[ Great on the last part! And as for the first, you just got to LOVE the Yellow Pages when it comes to hiring help to do your dirty work for you.

That beeping collar around your neck?
Beats the heck out of an ankle bracelet GPS for work release programs...
Plunger, now, or no Crossovers for you!

Minmei is standing next to a red button with the words "DO NOT TOUCH" in large orange letters. She keeps glancing at it every few seconds followed by her reaching towards it only to pull back her hand at the last second. Finally, she looks around before shrugging.

Minmei: Not like anything will really happen... Right?

And with those words she presses the button. When nothing happens she looks around before shrugging and leaving. Meanwhile, Lisa is looking at her watch while tapping her foot impatently.

Lisa: How long does it take to clean a washroom? (Suddenly the washroom is replaced by a massive mushroom cloud making her sigh.) Looks like I'll have to find another place I guess. (She walks off and a few minutes later a scorched and smoking Alpha 11 stumbles out before falling to the ground with a groan.)

The Moral: Never let an anime pop star near a shiny red button.

Signed,
Harry Leferts

Ok, even I had to laugh at that, BUT

why is everyone picking on me? What did I do? And as for no crossovers...(Goes Super Saiyan 4) I shale now have my revenge! :twisted:

(Starts vaperizing all those who were going after him) MUH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 11, 2009 6:03 pm

Being a Champion not what you thought it would be?

Nova: (on her 'date' with Zor Prime)"So, what do you think of this place?"
Zor Prime: "Think? I think the service is horrible, the decor depressing, the dinner music an assault to the senses! I think that if that man over there passes gas one more time and doesn't apologize immediately for it, he should be stood up front of this establishment and IMPALED! In FACT, THIS WHOLE PLACE SHOULD BE RAZED TO THE GROUND AND THE RESULTING LOT SALTED SO NOTHING ELSE GROWS HERE! THE STAFF SHOULD BE PUBLICLY STRIPPED BEFORE THEY'RE SENT INTO -EXILE-!"
Nova: "...er..Zor...."(as she sees people starting to look at them)
Zor Prime: "I think that would be FINE entertainment this evening as I treat you to some REAL fine dining and drink, you reclining in nothing but furs, while I suck your toes, and then work my way up--"
(QWUNCH)
Nova: (looking down at an unconscious Zor Prime at her feet, after she decked him with a chair)"...okay, maybe I overdid it with the truth drug in his drink..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon May 11, 2009 10:01 pm

taalismn wrote:Being a Champion not what you thought it would be?

Nova: (on her 'date' with Zor Prime)"So, what do you think of this place?"
Zor Prime: "Think? I think the service is horrible, the decor depressing, the dinner music an assault to the senses! I think that if that man over there passes gas one more time and doesn't apologize immediately for it, he should be stood up front of this establishment and IMPALED! In FACT, THIS WHOLE PLACE SHOULD BE RAZED TO THE GROUND AND THE RESULTING LOT SALTED SO NOTHING ELSE GROWS HERE! THE STAFF SHOULD BE PUBLICLY STRIPPED BEFORE THEY'RE SENT INTO -EXILE-!"
Nova: "...er..Zor...."(as she sees people starting to look at them)
Zor Prime: "I think that would be FINE entertainment this evening as I treat you to some REAL fine dining and drink, you reclining in nothing but furs, while I suck your toes, and then work my way up--"
(QWUNCH)
Nova: (looking down at an unconscious Zor Prime at her feet, after she decked him with a chair)"...okay, maybe I overdid it with the truth drug in his drink..."

green.nova343 · Tue May 12, 2009 10:02 am

taalismn wrote:Being a Champion not what you thought it would be?

Nova: (on her 'date' with Zor Prime)"So, what do you think of this place?"
Zor Prime: "Think? I think the service is horrible, the decor depressing, the dinner music an assault to the senses! I think that if that man over there passes gas one more time and doesn't apologize immediately for it, he should be stood up front of this establishment and IMPALED! In FACT, THIS WHOLE PLACE SHOULD BE RAZED TO THE GROUND AND THE RESULTING LOT SALTED SO NOTHING ELSE GROWS HERE! THE STAFF SHOULD BE PUBLICLY STRIPPED BEFORE THEY'RE SENT INTO -EXILE-!"
Nova: "...er..Zor...."(as she sees people starting to look at them)
Zor Prime: "I think that would be FINE entertainment this evening as I treat you to some REAL fine dining and drink, you reclining in nothing but furs, while I suck your toes, and then work my way up--"
(QWUNCH)
Nova: (looking down at an unconscious Zor Prime at her feet, after she decked him with a chair)"...okay, maybe I overdid it with the truth drug in his drink..."

ah, young love... & they said romance was dead...

*checks Zor Prime for a pulse*

er...eww...Medic!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 12, 2009 10:50 am

Restaurant Staff Member steps up to Nova: "Do we get to hit him with a chair, too?"
Nova: "No...He's right, the service around here DOES suck!"
RSM: 'GUYS! POLICE BRUTALITY!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue May 12, 2009 9:35 pm

taalismn wrote:Restaurant Staff Member steps up to Nova: "Do we get to hit him with a chair, too?"
Nova: "No...He's right, the service around here DOES suck!"
RSM: 'GUYS! POLICE BRUTALITY!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 13, 2009 5:28 pm

Late at night at the 15th ATACS barracks...
A black limo streaks up to curb, brakes abruptly...a door opens..a body is rolled out...the limo guns it away...
Dana Sterling steps out from behind one of the shrubs in front of the barracks(she's burying Angelo up to his neck in the front lawn next to a fire ant hill for embarassing her at the movies), looks down, and sees a concussed Zor Prime laying on the curb.
She screams at the fleeing limo; "NOVA!!!!YOU CAN'T KEEP DUMPING YOUR EX-BOYTOYS LIKE THIS!!! YOU GOTTA LAY OFF THE TRUTH DRUGS AND ELECTROSHOCK!!!!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed May 13, 2009 6:41 pm

taalismn wrote:Late at night at the 15th ATACS barracks...
A black limo streaks up to curb, brakes abruptly...a door opens..a body is rolled out...the limo guns it away...
Dana Sterling steps out from behind one of the shrubs in front of the barracks(she's burying Angelo up to his neck in the front lawn next to a fire ant hill for embarassing her at the movies), looks down, and sees a concussed Zor Prime laying on the curb.
She screams at the fleeing limo; "NOVA!!!!YOU CAN'T KEEP DUMPING YOUR EX-BOYTOYS LIKE THIS!!! YOU GOTTA LAY OFF THE TRUTH DRUGS AND ELECTROSHOCK!!!!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed May 13, 2009 6:47 pm

Harry Leferts wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
Harry Leferts wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[ Great on the last part! And as for the first, you just got to LOVE the Yellow Pages when it comes to hiring help to do your dirty work for you.

That beeping collar around your neck?
Beats the heck out of an ankle bracelet GPS for work release programs...
Plunger, now, or no Crossovers for you!

Minmei is standing next to a red button with the words "DO NOT TOUCH" in large orange letters. She keeps glancing at it every few seconds followed by her reaching towards it only to pull back her hand at the last second. Finally, she looks around before shrugging.

Minmei: Not like anything will really happen... Right?

And with those words she presses the button. When nothing happens she looks around before shrugging and leaving. Meanwhile, Lisa is looking at her watch while tapping her foot impatently.

Lisa: How long does it take to clean a washroom? (Suddenly the washroom is replaced by a massive mushroom cloud making her sigh.) Looks like I'll have to find another place I guess. (She walks off and a few minutes later a scorched and smoking Alpha 11 stumbles out before falling to the ground with a groan.)

The Moral: Never let an anime pop star near a shiny red button.

Signed,
Harry Leferts

Ok, even I had to laugh at that, BUT why is everyone picking on me? What did I do? And as for no crossovers...(Goes Super Saiyan 4) I shale now have my revenge! (Starts vaperizing all those who were going after him) MUH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Harry Leferts: Wait for it... wait for it... NOW! (Pulls out a mirror just before Alpha 11's attack hits reflecting it back at him, leaving him once again scorched, blackened and smoking. ) As to us picking on you... You just leave yourself SO OPEN. (Looks to the side) He's all yours! (Nova walks in and grabs Alpha 11 and drags him off.)

Nova: Thanks, the trainees need a pratice subject...

Signed,
Harry Leferts

As Nova walks away, Alpha 11 explodes, taking Nova with him. Alpha 11 walks around a near by corner and says "You just got to LOVE exploding Shadow clones." "And as for Harry Leferts..." Alpha 11 forms a huge energy ball, and sends in towards the plants core. Before the planet explodes, Alpha 11 teleports to the nearest habital planet.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 13, 2009 7:08 pm

Alpha 11 wrote:[
As Nova walks away, Alpha 11 explodes, taking Nova with him. Alpha 11 walks around a near by corner and says "You just got to LOVE exploding Shadow clones." "And as for Harry Leferts..." Alpha 11 forms a huge energy ball, and sends in towards the plants core. Before the planet explodes, Alpha 11 teleports to the nearest habital planet.

He teleports, he re-materializes on the nearest habitable planet....
"Welcome to the Planet of the Spellcheckers. For violating our First Law you are sentenced to one hundred hours of community service. The spaceport public toilets need unclogging...Here's your plunger.
Don't bother trying to teleport out; your off-world travel capabilities have been rescinded and restricted. Now get to work. Have a nice stay on our planet."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 14, 2009 6:05 pm

Musica is presented to Karno for their pre-nups...
"Musica...It has been decided that we are to mate..."
"I know, Karno...I hate you..."
"That is irrelevent, Musica!..."
"...But I like YOU..."(points at Karno's brothers behind him)
"...what?!"
"I like you and you, but I despise you..."
"What is this madness?! THey're my Triumvirate brothers! We're identical!"
"I know...that's why I like THEM, and hate YOU..."
..but..."
"Deal with it..."(she turns and leaves)
(Behind her, Karno turns on his two brothers)
"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER?!"
"Nothing! What makes you thi-"
"You've been conspiring against me all this time! You've always been jealous of me!"
"But we're Triumvirate brothers..We're identical!"
"Jealous?! Of -YOU-?! Why the hell---"
"At last you show your true colors, traitors!"
"'Traitors'?! But he's the one who--"
"I'll deal with you after I take care of this clarg!"
"Bring it on, fatso! I've always been faster than you!"
"Brothers! Brothers! We are the Three Who Are As One! Commonality of thought and---"
"Shut UP!"
(A fight breaks out)
(meanwhile, Musica returns to her quarters...she shuuts the door and Bowie slips out from behind it. They hug, they kiss :hug:

)
"I did as you told me, Bowie...and it WORKED!"
"It did?"
"Yes...We must thank this 'Doctor Spock' for his insight..."
"Actually it's 'Mister Spock', and about him..."

drewkitty ~..~ · Thu May 14, 2009 6:39 pm

taalismn wrote:snip...
"I did as you told me, Bowie...and it WORKED!"
"It did?"
"Yes...We must thank this 'Doctor Spock' for his insight..."
"Actually it's 'Mister Spock', and about him..."

LOL

Just saw the new ST movie today so it doubly funny.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 14, 2009 7:06 pm

They consult 'Doctor Spock' after they get down...

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu May 14, 2009 9:26 pm

Harry Leferts wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[
As Nova walks away, Alpha 11 explodes, taking Nova with him. Alpha 11 walks around a near by corner and says "You just got to LOVE exploding Shadow clones." "And as for Harry Leferts..." Alpha 11 forms a huge energy ball, and sends in towards the plants core. Before the planet explodes, Alpha 11 teleports to the nearest habital planet.

He teleports, he re-materializes on the nearest habitable planet....
"Welcome to the Planet of the Spellcheckers. For violating our First Law you are sentenced to one hundred hours of community service. The spaceport public toilets need unclogging...Here's your plunger.
Don't bother trying to teleport out; your off-world travel capabilities have been rescinded and restricted. Now get to work. Have a nice stay on our planet."

Meanwhile back on Earth, Harry Leferts is staring at where Alpha 11 was before pressing a button on a remote control. Suddenly a large blue energy wave envolopes the earth... and nothing happens.

Harry Leferts: Gotta love Quantum mechanics. It happened and yet it didn't happen. Thus, I died and yet I lived. The planet blew up and it didn't... You escaped and you didn't...

Nova: (Hands bucket and various tools to a bruised and battered Alpha 11) Okay, we're done with you for now... but unfortunitly we experienced a sewage back-up in the basement and we're sending you down there Mr. Champion. Be careful, we also stored off-world Specimens we recovered from stasis inside Zent ships down there and with the power out they've probably thawed out... Oh, and those cuffs your wearing? Due to your... let's say, rep, we decided to test them on you. They're indestructable and prevent any type of teleportation... we also have a high explosive implanted in you somewhere... unpleasent, so try to do your job. (Pushes Alpha 11 down a dark stairwell from which various sounds of pain echo a few moments later) That should teach him to blow me up...

Signed,
Harry Leferts

My I ask why everyone is protecting the newy here?

Anyways: Alpha 11 powers up to Super Sayian 5 (yes, someone made it up and stats of it and put it on the web), with Sharingan eyes blazing, destorys everything in the basement. Calmly walks out of the basement, puts a note on the door that basicly says ENOUGH! Goes out side, flies to the nearest space port. Boards his personal ship, flys to space, opens radam Rift and goes through, never to be seen again. The end.

Now can we get on with the good stuff and leave me out of it, please.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu May 14, 2009 9:29 pm

taalismn wrote:Musica is presented to Karno for their pre-nups...
"Musica...It has been decided that we are to mate..."
"I know, Karno...I hate you..."
"That is irrelevent, Musica!..."
"...But I like YOU..."(points at Karno's brothers behind him)
"...what?!"
"I like you and you, but I despise you..."
"What is this madness?! THey're my Triumvirate brothers! We're identical!"
"I know...that's why I like THEM, and hate YOU..."
..but..."
"Deal with it..."(she turns and leaves)
(Behind her, Karno turns on his two brothers)
"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER?!"
"Nothing! What makes you thi-"
"You've been conspiring against me all this time! You've always been jealous of me!"
"But we're Triumvirate brothers..We're identical!"
"Jealous?! Of -YOU-?! Why the hell---"
"At last you show your true colors, traitors!"
"'Traitors'?! But he's the one who--"
"I'll deal with you after I take care of this clarg!"
"Bring it on, fatso! I've always been faster than you!"
"Brothers! Brothers! We are the Three Who Are As One! Commonality of thought and---"
"Shut UP!"
(A fight breaks out)
(meanwhile, Musica returns to her quarters...she shuuts the door and Bowie slips out from behind it. They hug, they kiss )
"I did as you told me, Bowie...and it WORKED!"
"It did?"
"Yes...We must thank this 'Doctor Spock' for his insight..."
"Actually it's 'Mister Spock', and about him..."

DhAkael · Unread post by **DhAkael** » Thu May 14, 2009 11:32 pm

Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Musica is presented to Karno for their pre-nups...
"Musica...It has been decided that we are to mate..."
"I know, Karno...I hate you..."
"That is irrelevent, Musica!..."
"...But I like YOU..."(points at Karno's brothers behind him)
"...what?!"
"I like you and you, but I despise you..."
"What is this madness?! THey're my Triumvirate brothers! We're identical!"
"I know...that's why I like THEM, and hate YOU..."
..but..."
"Deal with it..."(she turns and leaves)
(Behind her, Karno turns on his two brothers)
"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER?!"
"Nothing! What makes you thi-"
"You've been conspiring against me all this time! You've always been jealous of me!"
"But we're Triumvirate brothers..We're identical!"
"Jealous?! Of -YOU-?! Why the hell---"
"At last you show your true colors, traitors!"
"'Traitors'?! But he's the one who--"
"I'll deal with you after I take care of this clarg!"
"Bring it on, fatso! I've always been faster than you!"
"Brothers! Brothers! We are the Three Who Are As One! Commonality of thought and---"
"Shut UP!"
(A fight breaks out)
(meanwhile, Musica returns to her quarters...she shuuts the door and Bowie slips out from behind it. They hug, they kiss )
"I did as you told me, Bowie...and it WORKED!"
"It did?"
"Yes...We must thank this 'Doctor Spock' for his insight..."
"Actually it's 'Mister Spock', and about him..."

squared