The Worst ... in Dead reign thread.

You are on your own. The Army is MIA and our government is gone! There are no communications of any kind. Cities and towns have gone dark, and zombies fill the streets. The dead have risen and it would seem to be the end of the world. Help me, Mommy!

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So, what would be the worst weapon?

A toy lightsaber.

The worst place to hide?

A fast food restaurant with all those big windows.

The worst vehicle?

Those little cars the Shriners drive at parades.

The worst people to be stuck with in a group?

A rules lawyer.
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Geronimo 2.0 wrote:So, what would be the worst weapon?
A Kitten
The worst place to hide?
Behind a shower curtain
The worst vehicle?
a Big Wheel
The worst people to be stuck with in a group?
an over certified disabled New Orleans tour guide with a shady past.
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On the vaugely serious side of responses, ie, things people might actually try to use...

Geronimo 2.0 wrote:So, what would be the worst weapon?


Nunchucks would be pretty bad. In the right hands they'll crack bones, but wouldn't crush a skull and get the brain in a single blow. With that chain, you don't have the ability to follow-through, and you have to be super close. A lack of training (dude, I saw it in a movie, it's cool!) and a habit of getting entangled at the worst possible moments would be a huge detractor. A commercial "survival" knife is almost as bad. Short, usually cheaply made, with a hollow handle for storing things that just results in a weak connection between blade and grip.

The worst place to hide?


Anything one story, seperated from other buildings (surroundable), and with lots of large windows and doors. Somebody said a fast food place - that's a pretty good example. Gas stations/quickie marts would be another bad one.

The worst vehicle?


A "luxury" SUV. Large, loud, no real off-road capability, terrible fuel economy, storage space occupied by extra seats, dvd players, and other frivolous items. One should only be using a vehicle to get from point A to point B, not for combat, and definitely not for style.

The worst people to be stuck with in a group?


This is pretty un-PC, but anybody with a severe enough disability (physical, mental, whatever) that they require the constant care of others is the worst. They not only are out of the fight themselves, but they take other people out as well. Part of humanity is that we care for them, but part of survival is that we can't.
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Geronimo 2.0 wrote:So, what would be the worst weapon?


Nuke.

The worst place to hide?


In car.

The worst vehicle?


Limo.

The worst people to be stuck with in a group?


Curt! I mean anyone that's a constant poke (Stupid auto-edit... -.-).
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Worst weapon: Pop cap gun

Worst place to hide: Walk in freezer missing it's door, in zombie filled restaurant.

Worst vehicle: Lamborghini Diablo.

The worst people to be stuck in a group with: Anyone who runs faster than you.
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Geronimo 2.0 wrote: So, what would be the worst weapon?


Rolled up newspaper

Geronimo 2.0 wrote:
The worst place to hide?


Top of a lamp-post

Geronimo 2.0 wrote:
The worst vehicle?


This.

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So, what would be the worst weapon?
A spork

The worst place to hide?

Next to this
Under this
Or this

The worst vehicle?
This
Or this

The worst people to be stuck with in a group?
ANYONE wearing this
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Geronimo 2.0 wrote:The worst vehicle?

This is the new worst vehicle.
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So, what would be the worst weapon?


Joke answer: spitballs
Serious answer: a switchblade

The worst place to hide?


Joke answer: a small bush
Serious answer: an outhouse

The worst vehicle?


Joke answer: a unicycle
Serious answer: a pogo stick

The worst people to be stuck with in a group?


Only a serious one here: VERY pregnant women.
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Razzinold wrote:So, what would be the worst weapon?
A spork

The worst place to hide?

Next to this
Under this
Or this

The worst vehicle?
This
Or this

The worst people to be stuck with in a group?
ANYONE wearing this



I will disagree about the spork.
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No weapon, out in the open, no vehicle and by yourself!
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Geronimo 2.0 wrote:So, what would be the worst weapon?
The worst place to hide?
The worst vehicle?
The worst people to be stuck with in a group?

a flyswatter
in a group of zombies
anything that just broke down
hmm some of people on this forum, sure some would last a few days until they end up being bait or a distraction for the rest of us
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an over certified disabled New Orleans tour guide with a shady past.


wow, I'm surprised Geronimo didn't respond to this one...
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Wost Weapon

Pepper Spray/Mace

Worst Hiding Place

The Morgue / Graveyard

Worst Vehicle

Roller blades or a Riding Lawn mower/Golf Cart

Worst people to be stuck in a group with.

Those that don't speak a language you do; or prissy spoiled upper class people who will whine endlessly every time they break a nail, get their shoes dirty; & can' eat/sleep/shower anytime they want to etc.. (The whining would draw the zombies not to mention be a never ending source of irritation.)
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Shawn Merrow wrote:
The worst people to be stuck with in a group?

A rules lawyer.


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Geronimo 2.0 wrote:
Sir Blayse wrote:
an over certified disabled New Orleans tour guide with a shady past.


wow, I'm surprised Geronimo didn't respond to this one...

What can I say to that? I know I'd sell out everybody to save my own ass too.

G-mo thinks if he stops responding to me I'll stop taunting him and his precious feelings will be spared... :P
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HAHAHA! People still play this game! I am amused.
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