Robotech Blooper Reels
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Professor Cochrane's in the Southern Cross lab with the captured Bioroid....
He's standing in front of the slabbed alien mecha, posing and shouting, as he messes with the somatic control cables...
"YES! YES! GIVE MY CREATION LIFE! YES! IT MOVES!!! IT IS ALIVE!!! BWAHHHHAHHAHHHAAA!!!Mwuh---"
"Ah, Professor Cochrane?"
He whirls around to see Dana Sterling and Louie Nichols standing right behind him.
"...you wanted to see us?..." Both of them are sweatdropping.
"...eh...oh, yes...I did! Just let me get my notes and we'll begin! Ah, that's right!"
As he bustles off to regain his composure, Louie leans in to Dana and whispers.
"It's all right...It's a sign of true genuis to have at least one psychotic break."
"If you say so, Louie...But if he brings out the electrodes and starts looking at me funny, I'm outta here!"
He's standing in front of the slabbed alien mecha, posing and shouting, as he messes with the somatic control cables...
"YES! YES! GIVE MY CREATION LIFE! YES! IT MOVES!!! IT IS ALIVE!!! BWAHHHHAHHAHHHAAA!!!Mwuh---"
"Ah, Professor Cochrane?"
He whirls around to see Dana Sterling and Louie Nichols standing right behind him.
"...you wanted to see us?..." Both of them are sweatdropping.
"...eh...oh, yes...I did! Just let me get my notes and we'll begin! Ah, that's right!"
As he bustles off to regain his composure, Louie leans in to Dana and whispers.
"It's all right...It's a sign of true genuis to have at least one psychotic break."
"If you say so, Louie...But if he brings out the electrodes and starts looking at me funny, I'm outta here!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Professor Cochrane's in the Southern Cross lab with the captured Bioroid....
He's standing in front of the slabbed alien mecha, posing and shouting, as he messes with the somatic control cables...
"YES! YES! GIVE MY CREATION LIFE! YES! IT MOVES!!! IT IS ALIVE!!! BWAHHHHAHHAHHHAAA!!!Mwuh---"
"Ah, Professor Cochrane?"
He whirls around to see Dana Sterling and Louie Nichols standing right behind him.
"...you wanted to see us?..." Both of them are sweatdropping.
"...eh...oh, yes...I did! Just let me get my notes and we'll begin! Ah, that's right!"
As he bustles off to regain his composure, Louie leans in to Dana and whispers.
"It's all right...It's a sign of true genuis to have at least one psychotic break."
"If you say so, Louie...But if he brings out the electrodes and starts looking at me funny, I'm outta here!"
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Egad! What IS this stuff, Professor Cochrane? Alien protoplasm?"
"Ah...actually, that's my lunch."
"YOu actually EAT this stuff?"
"No, I forgot to eat it last week, and housekeeping doesn't come in here."
"It just moved."
"Okay, maybe it IS alien protoplasm. Here, you trap it with this garbage bucket while I go find a specimen jar to put it back in."
"Ah...actually, that's my lunch."
"YOu actually EAT this stuff?"
"No, I forgot to eat it last week, and housekeeping doesn't come in here."
"It just moved."
"Okay, maybe it IS alien protoplasm. Here, you trap it with this garbage bucket while I go find a specimen jar to put it back in."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Sgt Angelo; "I'm too old for this [S-bomb]!"
Bind the body to the opened mind
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Nova Satori: "NOBODY expects the Global Military Police! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to Field Marshal Leonard.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:"Egad! What IS this stuff, Professor Cochrane? Alien protoplasm?"
"Ah...actually, that's my lunch."
"YOu actually EAT this stuff?"
"No, I forgot to eat it last week, and housekeeping doesn't come in here."
"It just moved."
"Okay, maybe it IS alien protoplasm. Here, you trap it with this garbage bucket while I go find a specimen jar to put it back in."
taalismn wrote:Nova Satori: "NOBODY expects the Global Military Police! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to Field Marshal Leonard.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Nova busts in again: "NOBODY expects the Global Military Police! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Field Marshal Leonard, and nice black uniforms - Oh damn!"
Zor: "Are you going to torture me with soft cushions?"
Dana: "Shall I get the Comfy Chair?"
Musica: "NO, NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!"
Zor: "Are you going to torture me with soft cushions?"
Dana: "Shall I get the Comfy Chair?"
Musica: "NO, NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Anybody besides me think we should re-title this thread Robotech Chicken and get Seth Green to help us with voice overs?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Nova busts in again: "NOBODY expects the Global Military Police! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Field Marshal Leonard, and nice black uniforms - Oh damn!"
Zor: "Are you going to torture me with soft cushions?"
Dana: "Shall I get the Comfy Chair?"
Musica: "NO, NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!"
Jefffar wrote:Anybody besides me think we should re-title this thread Robotech Chicken and get Seth Green to help us with voice overs?
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
count my vote on the Seth Green
Bind the body to the opened mind
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Nah; we're like Public Television, viewer-supported, except WITHOUT the donation-raising marathons. And without Sesame Street.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
*puts on blonde wig and uses saline solution to create waterfall tears*
"Please please please, for the sake of your children, this station and my retirement fund, won't you donate now?
Right now? Donate or I'll keep on crying for another 30 minutes...."
*takes off costume*
Brings back memories, doesn't it?
"Please please please, for the sake of your children, this station and my retirement fund, won't you donate now?
Right now? Donate or I'll keep on crying for another 30 minutes...."
*takes off costume*
Brings back memories, doesn't it?
Bind the body to the opened mind
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
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DhAkael wrote:*puts on blonde wig and uses saline solution to create waterfall tears*
"Please please please, for the sake of your children, this station and my retirement fund, won't you donate now?
Right now? Donate or I'll keep on crying for another 30 minutes...."
*takes off costume*
Brings back memories, doesn't it?
"And if you phone in a pledge now, you'll get this bag of Dana Sterling's underwear!"
"HEY!"
*RING*RING*RINGRINGDINGARING*
"Our Japan boards just lit up just now!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:DhAkael wrote:*puts on blonde wig and uses saline solution to create waterfall tears*
"Please please please, for the sake of your children, this station and my retirement fund, won't you donate now?
Right now? Donate or I'll keep on crying for another 30 minutes...."
*takes off costume*
Brings back memories, doesn't it?
"And if you phone in a pledge now, you'll get this bag of Dana Sterling's underwear!"
"HEY!"
*RING*RING*RINGRINGDINGARING*
"Our Japan boards just lit up just now!"
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Dana busts in dressed in GMP uniform: "NOBODY expects the Global Military Police!"wiggles*" Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Field Marshal Leonard, and Sexy black uniforms and riding crops"*runs hands over herself*
Zor: "Are you going to torture me with soft cushions?"
Dana: "Shall I get the Comfy Chair? I think the hand cuffs and bed sheets might be in order this time"
Zor: "oh no"*like is looking forward to it*"not the handcuffs and bed sheets"
Zor: "Are you going to torture me with soft cushions?"
Dana: "Shall I get the Comfy Chair? I think the hand cuffs and bed sheets might be in order this time"
Zor: "oh no"*like is looking forward to it*"not the handcuffs and bed sheets"
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Bowie Grant, in full EBA, blunders into the Cosmic Harp Hall, startling the blue-haired musician playing the alien instrument.
For a long moment, startled alien beauty and startled human warrior stare at each other...
Musica: "...You're a little short for a storm trooper, aren't you?"
Bowie stares, then facepalms: "You have NO lines and you blow it!"
Everybody starts cracking up, as Dana comes out and pats a seriously embarassed Musica on the back....
For a long moment, startled alien beauty and startled human warrior stare at each other...
Musica: "...You're a little short for a storm trooper, aren't you?"
Bowie stares, then facepalms: "You have NO lines and you blow it!"
Everybody starts cracking up, as Dana comes out and pats a seriously embarassed Musica on the back....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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"The Tirolian Robotech Masters believe in the sacred Rule of Three..."
Dana and Zor burst into the Masters' inner sanctum...
"Wait, you look..."
Opposite them are Larry, Moe, and Curly in Masters' robes.
"Well, you've uncovered the truth behind us!"
"They're wise to us!"
"Uh, a wise guy, huh? Nyuknyuk!"
Dana> (while the Three Masters start eyepoking each other)"This explains so much...."
Dana and Zor burst into the Masters' inner sanctum...
"Wait, you look..."
Opposite them are Larry, Moe, and Curly in Masters' robes.
"Well, you've uncovered the truth behind us!"
"They're wise to us!"
"Uh, a wise guy, huh? Nyuknyuk!"
Dana> (while the Three Masters start eyepoking each other)"This explains so much...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Dana busts in dressed in GMP uniform: "NOBODY expects the Global Military Police!"wiggles*" Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Field Marshal Leonard, and Sexy black uniforms and riding crops"*runs hands over herself*
Zor: "Are you going to torture me with soft cushions?"
Dana: "Shall I get the Comfy Chair? I think the hand cuffs and bed sheets might be in order this time"
Zor: "oh no"*like is looking forward to it*"not the handcuffs and bed sheets"
taalismn wrote:Bowie Grant, in full EBA, blunders into the Cosmic Harp Hall, startling the blue-haired musician playing the alien instrument.
For a long moment, startled alien beauty and startled human warrior stare at each other...
Musica: "...You're a little short for a storm trooper, aren't you?"
Bowie stares, then facepalms: "You have NO lines and you blow it!"
Everybody starts cracking up, as Dana comes out and pats a seriously embarassed Musica on the back....
Dairugger XV wrote:After years of silence Maia finally confronts Dana.
M: Alright what did I ever do to you to get the silent treatment for 5 years!
D: Well, do you remember a -book- you put under my bed?
M: Oh, -that book- you hadn't had a date since Zor died so I figured it was appropriate...
D: Only to find the book on my bookshelf- PROPERLY CATALOGED!
M: But, who-?
D: DAD!
M: Oh, no...
D: He then gave me a knowing look and said MOM had more if I needed it.
Maia is speechless.
D: Do you have any idea how I suffered?!
M: I am. So. Very. Sorry.
That is kind of a scary thought.
taalismn wrote:"The Tirolian Robotech Masters believe in the sacred Rule of Three..."
Dana and Zor burst into the Masters' inner sanctum...
"Wait, you look..."
Opposite them are Larry, Moe, and Curly in Masters' robes.
"Well, you've uncovered the truth behind us!"
"They're wise to us!"
"Uh, a wise guy, huh? Nyuknyuk!"
Dana> (while the Three Masters start eyepoking each other)"This explains so much...."
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Robotech Masters: "We shall now deliberate on the best action for our superior society to take in this matter"
"1-2-3!"
"SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!"
"Okay, let's try that again."
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""ROCK!""ROCK!"
"ARGH! Deadlocked again! Okay, again!"
"1-2-3!"
"SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!"
"Okay, let's try that again."
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""ROCK!""ROCK!"
"ARGH! Deadlocked again! Okay, again!"
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Robotech Masters: "We shall now deliberate on the best action for our superior society to take in this matter"
"1-2-3!"
"SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!"
"Okay, let's try that again."
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""ROCK!""ROCK!"
"ARGH! Deadlocked again! Okay, again!"
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""PAPER!""SCISSORS!"
pause
"Now what do we do?"
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Jefffar wrote:taalismn wrote:Robotech Masters: "We shall now deliberate on the best action for our superior society to take in this matter"
"1-2-3!"
"SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!"
"Okay, let's try that again."
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""ROCK!""ROCK!"
"ARGH! Deadlocked again! Okay, again!"
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""PAPER!""SCISSORS!"
pause
"Now what do we do?"
Zor Prime, who's come in unnoticed by the feuding Masters, breaks the tie by simply shooting all three of them.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Mirria walks into Dana's quarters with a brief knock on the hatch. Looking at her child with a small shake of the head.* "you need to stop moping about over the dead."
Dana looks up at Mirria, "Sorry, MOM, but you .." *gets interrupted by a set of folders shoved into her hands*"what the Frell are these?"
M: "Omiai pictures, they are all good men. Pick one out, you have reservations at Cosmos friday night."
D: *jaw drops*" but...but..... NO, you are not going to order me around like some kid."
M: "How about I order you like a Commodore who can still kick your butt"
D: " but, I don't have a dr..."* a box gets shoved her arms*
M:"You have a dress. How did I get your size? Your measurements are on file in uniform database, you don't think your uniforms fit so well because we use magic?"
D:*has yet to get the dumbfounded look off her face*
M:"now get off your butt and try the dress on."
Dana looks up at Mirria, "Sorry, MOM, but you .." *gets interrupted by a set of folders shoved into her hands*"what the Frell are these?"
M: "Omiai pictures, they are all good men. Pick one out, you have reservations at Cosmos friday night."
D: *jaw drops*" but...but..... NO, you are not going to order me around like some kid."
M: "How about I order you like a Commodore who can still kick your butt"
D: " but, I don't have a dr..."* a box gets shoved her arms*
M:"You have a dress. How did I get your size? Your measurements are on file in uniform database, you don't think your uniforms fit so well because we use magic?"
D:*has yet to get the dumbfounded look off her face*
M:"now get off your butt and try the dress on."
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Robotech Masters: "We shall now deliberate on the best action for our superior society to take in this matter"
"1-2-3!"
"SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!"
"Okay, let's try that again."
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""ROCK!""ROCK!"
"ARGH! Deadlocked again! Okay, again!"
Jefffar wrote:taalismn wrote:Robotech Masters: "We shall now deliberate on the best action for our superior society to take in this matter"
"1-2-3!"
"SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!"
"Okay, let's try that again."
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""ROCK!""ROCK!"
"ARGH! Deadlocked again! Okay, again!"
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""PAPER!""SCISSORS!"
pause
"Now what do we do?"
taalismn wrote:Jefffar wrote:taalismn wrote:Robotech Masters: "We shall now deliberate on the best action for our superior society to take in this matter"
"1-2-3!"
"SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!"
"Okay, let's try that again."
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""ROCK!""ROCK!"
"ARGH! Deadlocked again! Okay, again!"
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""PAPER!""SCISSORS!"
pause
"Now what do we do?"
Zor Prime, who's come in unnoticed by the feuding Masters, breaks the tie by simply shooting all three of them.
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Mirria walks into Dana's quarters with a brief knock on the hatch. Looking at her child with a small shake of the head.* "you need to stop moping about over the dead."
Dana looks up at Mirria, "Sorry, MOM, but you .." *gets interrupted by a set of folders shoved into her hands*"what the Frell are these?"
M: "Omiai pictures, they are all good men. Pick one out, you have reservations at Cosmos friday night."
D: *jaw drops*" but...but..... NO, you are not going to order me around like some kid."
M: "How about I order you like a Commodore who can still kick your butt"
D: " but, I don't have a dr..."* a box gets shoved her arms*
M:"You have a dress. How did I get your size? Your measurements are on file in uniform database, you don't think your uniforms fit so well because we use magic?"
D:*has yet to get the dumbfounded look off her face*
M:"now get off your butt and try the dress on."
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drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Mirria walks into Dana's quarters with a brief knock on the hatch. Looking at her child with a small shake of the head.* "you need to stop moping about over the dead."
Dana looks up at Mirria, "Sorry, MOM, but you .." *gets interrupted by a set of folders shoved into her hands*"what the Frell are these?"
M: "Omiai pictures, they are all good men. Pick one out, you have reservations at Cosmos friday night."
D: *jaw drops*" but...but..... NO, you are not going to order me around like some kid."
M: "How about I order you like a Commodore who can still kick your butt"
D: " but, I don't have a dr..."* a box gets shoved her arms*
M:"You have a dress. How did I get your size? Your measurements are on file in uniform database, you don't think your uniforms fit so well because we use magic?"
D:*has yet to get the dumbfounded look off her face*
M:"now get off your butt and try the dress on."
Miriya Sterling: "Damnit, I want GRANDKIDS!"
Max: "Mir, you're scaring the poor bachelors...."
Oh futz...Horrible thought: Nodoka Saotome("MY son is so manly!") conspires with Miriya Sterling...
"It's Miriya and Nodoka's Operation Hitch'em!"(*high-five slap*)
Ranma: (shivering) "I sense danger. Serious danger."
Dana: "You too?"
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Mirria walks into Dana's quarters with a brief knock on the hatch. Looking at her child with a small shake of the head.* "you need to stop moping about over the dead."
Dana looks up at Mirria, "Sorry, MOM, but you .." *gets interrupted by a set of folders shoved into her hands*"what the Frell are these?"
M: "Omiai pictures, they are all good men. Pick one out, you have reservations at Cosmos friday night."
D: *jaw drops*" but...but..... NO, you are not going to order me around like some kid."
M: "How about I order you like a Commodore who can still kick your butt"
D: " but, I don't have a dr..."* a box gets shoved her arms*
M:"You have a dress. How did I get your size? Your measurements are on file in uniform database, you don't think your uniforms fit so well because we use magic?"
D:*has yet to get the dumbfounded look off her face*
M:"now get off your butt and try the dress on."
Miriya Sterling: "Damnit, I want GRANDKIDS!"
Max: "Mir, you're scaring the poor bachelors...."
Oh futz...Horrible thought: Nodoka Saotome("MY son is so manly!") conspires with Miriya Sterling...
"It's Miriya and Nodoka's Operation Hitch'em!"(*high-five slap*)
Ranma: (shivering) "I sense danger. Serious danger."
Dana: "You too?"
I hope it isn't catching.
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Alpha 11 wrote: I hope it isn't catching.
Only among the Conspiracy of Mothers
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Alpha 11 wrote: I hope it isn't catching.
Only among the Conspiracy of Mothers
Thank goodness. The big question is, can they prevent all these mothers from meeting each other?
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That would correctly go into the Crossover thread.
In the meantime; Speed-Dating, Robotech Style:
"Hi, I'm Max Sterling."
"Hello, I'm Miriya Parino."
"So, tell me about yourself!"
"DIE!"
"Wow! I think I'm in love!"
"So am I! Shall we continue this elsewhere?"
"Like the park?"
"Okay!"
"Hi, I'm Dana Sterling!"
"Hello, I'm Zor Prime, glad to meet you!"
"You know, I both hate and am oddly attracted to you. Have we met before?"
"I don't know. Shall I shoot at you a couple of times to give you the chance to decide?"
In the meantime; Speed-Dating, Robotech Style:
"Hi, I'm Max Sterling."
"Hello, I'm Miriya Parino."
"So, tell me about yourself!"
"DIE!"
"Wow! I think I'm in love!"
"So am I! Shall we continue this elsewhere?"
"Like the park?"
"Okay!"
"Hi, I'm Dana Sterling!"
"Hello, I'm Zor Prime, glad to meet you!"
"You know, I both hate and am oddly attracted to you. Have we met before?"
"I don't know. Shall I shoot at you a couple of times to give you the chance to decide?"
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:That would correctly go into the Crossover thread.
In the meantime; Speed-Dating, Robotech Style:
"Hi, I'm Max Sterling."
"Hello, I'm Miriya Parino."
"So, tell me about yourself!"
"DIE!"
"Wow! I think I'm in love!"
"So am I! Shall we continue this elsewhere?"
"Like the park?"
"Okay!"
"Hi, I'm Dana Sterling!"
"Hello, I'm Zor Prime, glad to meet you!"
"You know, I both hate and am oddly attracted to you. Have we met before?"
"I don't know. Shall I shoot at you a couple of times to give you the chance to decide?"
Could be worse; could be what poor Saotome Alto (or 'Alto-Hime') has/had/is still, going through.
Re-watching Macross Flontier and all I wanna say to the dude is "Run!!! for all that is holy RUN while you can!"
Though to be fair, he only has two to worry about, and neither is like that self centered mono-mania...
-BANG-
-Thud-
Lyn Min-Mei; *putting away Barret 50 cal. sniper rifle* "Hold those 4 pretenders above me will you!? "
Bind the body to the opened mind
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:That would correctly go into the Crossover thread.
In the meantime; Speed-Dating, Robotech Style:
"Hi, I'm Max Sterling."
"Hello, I'm Miriya Parino."
"So, tell me about yourself!"
"DIE!"
"Wow! I think I'm in love!"
"So am I! Shall we continue this elsewhere?"
"Like the park?"
"Okay!"
"Hi, I'm Dana Sterling!"
"Hello, I'm Zor Prime, glad to meet you!"
"You know, I both hate and am oddly attracted to you. Have we met before?"
"I don't know. Shall I shoot at you a couple of times to give you the chance to decide?"
DhAkael wrote:taalismn wrote:That would correctly go into the Crossover thread.
In the meantime; Speed-Dating, Robotech Style:
"Hi, I'm Max Sterling."
"Hello, I'm Miriya Parino."
"So, tell me about yourself!"
"DIE!"
"Wow! I think I'm in love!"
"So am I! Shall we continue this elsewhere?"
"Like the park?"
"Okay!"
"Hi, I'm Dana Sterling!"
"Hello, I'm Zor Prime, glad to meet you!"
"You know, I both hate and am oddly attracted to you. Have we met before?"
"I don't know. Shall I shoot at you a couple of times to give you the chance to decide?"
Could be worse; could be what poor Saotome Alto (or 'Alto-Hime') has/had/is still, going through.
Re-watching Macross Flontier and all I wanna say to the dude is "Run!!! for all that is holy RUN while you can!"
Though to be fair, he only has two to worry about, and neither is like that self centered mono-mania...
-BANG-
-Thud-
Lyn Min-Mei; *putting away Barret 50 cal. sniper rifle* "Hold those 4 pretenders above me will you!? "
Poor DhAkael, we knew him well.
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
DhAkael wrote:
Could be worse; could be what poor Saotome Alto (or 'Alto-Hime') has/had/is still, going through.
Re-watching Macross Frontier and all I wanna say to the dude is "Run!!! for all that is holy RUN while you can!"
Though to be fair, he only has two to worry about, and neither is like that self centered mono-mania...
You forgot "Dorei" to Alto's nicks.
ether run or find a planet that has legalized multiple wives.
Which ones are the pretenders?
Ishtar
Basara
Melein
Lancer (YD)
Myun
Sharron
Shyrle
Ranka
Janice
Minmay (L:DYR)
May you be blessed with the ability to change course when you are off the mark.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
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Zor Prime: "Polygamy? What's that mean? Sounds interesting!"
Dana: "It's ancient Mesopotemian for 'Purple-haired and about to become extinct if he pursues that any further'!"
Dana: "It's ancient Mesopotemian for 'Purple-haired and about to become extinct if he pursues that any further'!"
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Somewhere, in a secret hospitol critical-case ward
Dr. Grant; "Well, done all I can for him. It's up to luck & fate now."
Scott Bernard; ".50 long... what'd the winged guy do to rate a hit with THAT calibre?"
Dr. G; "Insulted the name of Karl Macekere's Robotech version of Min-Mei"
SB; "YIKES! I'm suprised who ever ordered the hit didn't use a MAC 2 or 3 artilery strike!"
Dr. G; "Yeah. Go figure that people still care that much about the washed up, screeching tone-deaf olde ha..."
Meanwhile, in a MAC III, several Km away, behind a grassy knoll
LM; "Target lock aquired. Time to finish off that feathered freak and those other two... NO ONE INSULTS ME! THE ORIGINAL GALACTIC AEIDOROU!!!!! GyaHAHAHAHAHA"
The TRUE, MACROSS Lynn Min-mei (over in her retirement mansion on Megaroad 1); "Yeesh, let some yankee wench re-voice me and the character goes all psycho... Alphonse? Alphonse! Get my agent on the line. Looks like I'm going to need to take the stage again -sigh- Americans... such Gaijin."
Dr. Grant; "Well, done all I can for him. It's up to luck & fate now."
Scott Bernard; ".50 long... what'd the winged guy do to rate a hit with THAT calibre?"
Dr. G; "Insulted the name of Karl Macekere's Robotech version of Min-Mei"
SB; "YIKES! I'm suprised who ever ordered the hit didn't use a MAC 2 or 3 artilery strike!"
Dr. G; "Yeah. Go figure that people still care that much about the washed up, screeching tone-deaf olde ha..."
Meanwhile, in a MAC III, several Km away, behind a grassy knoll
LM; "Target lock aquired. Time to finish off that feathered freak and those other two... NO ONE INSULTS ME! THE ORIGINAL GALACTIC AEIDOROU!!!!! GyaHAHAHAHAHA"
The TRUE, MACROSS Lynn Min-mei (over in her retirement mansion on Megaroad 1); "Yeesh, let some yankee wench re-voice me and the character goes all psycho... Alphonse? Alphonse! Get my agent on the line. Looks like I'm going to need to take the stage again -sigh- Americans... such Gaijin."
Bind the body to the opened mind
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
True LM: "But we're NOT doing anything in French....absolutely not...I still have nightmares of their rendition of the original Macross theme song...(shiver)"
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:True LM: "But we're NOT doing anything in French....absolutely not...I still have nightmares of their rendition of the original Macross theme song...(shiver)"
That, right there, was high-octane nightmare fuel...what the [f-bomb] were they thinking?
Bind the body to the opened mind
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:DhAkael wrote:
Could be worse; could be what poor Saotome Alto (or 'Alto-Hime') has/had/is still, going through.
Re-watching Macross Frontier and all I wanna say to the dude is "Run!!! for all that is holy RUN while you can!"
Though to be fair, he only has two to worry about, and neither is like that self centered mono-mania...
You forgot "Dorei" to Alto's nicks.
ether run or find a planet that has legalized multiple wives.
Which ones are the pretenders?
Ishtar
Basara
Melein
Lancer (YD)
Myun
Sharron
Shyrle
Ranka
Janice
Minmay (L:DYR)
Multi wives... to much trouble, IMO.
taalismn wrote:Zor Prime: "Polygamy? What's that mean? Sounds interesting!"
Dana: "It's ancient Mesopotemian for 'Purple-haired and about to become extinct if he pursues that any further'!"
Go choice.
DhAkael wrote:Somewhere, in a secret hospitol critical-case ward
Dr. Grant; "Well, done all I can for him. It's up to luck & fate now."
Scott Bernard; ".50 long... what'd the winged guy do to rate a hit with THAT calibre?"
Dr. G; "Insulted the name of Karl Macekere's Robotech version of Min-Mei"
SB; "YIKES! I'm suprised who ever ordered the hit didn't use a MAC 2 or 3 artilery strike!"
Dr. G; "Yeah. Go figure that people still care that much about the washed up, screeching tone-deaf olde ha..."
Meanwhile, in a MAC III, several Km away, behind a grassy knoll
LM; "Target lock aquired. Time to finish off that feathered freak and those other two... NO ONE INSULTS ME! THE ORIGINAL GALACTIC AEIDOROU!!!!! GyaHAHAHAHAHA"
The TRUE, MACROSS Lynn Min-mei (over in her retirement mansion on Megaroad 1); "Yeesh, let some yankee wench re-voice me and the character goes all psycho... Alphonse? Alphonse! Get my agent on the line. Looks like I'm going to need to take the stage again -sigh- Americans... such Gaijin."
She must be stop!
taalismn wrote:True LM: "But we're NOT doing anything in French....absolutely not...I still have nightmares of their rendition of the original Macross theme song...(shiver)"
That bad?
DhAkael wrote:taalismn wrote:True LM: "But we're NOT doing anything in French....absolutely not...I still have nightmares of their rendition of the original Macross theme song...(shiver)"
That, right there, was high-octane nightmare fuel...what the [f-bomb] were they thinking?
I guess it was.
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
One of the best Minmei fan-arts showed up in Robotech Art 2: Rambo-Minmei leveling a rifle at the viewer, biting out "Nobody Calls Me Airhead!"
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:One of the best Minmei fan-arts showed up in Robotech Art 2: Rambo-Minmei leveling a rifle at the viewer, biting out "Nobody Calls Me Airhead!"
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Roy: "Hmmmm-hmmm---Pineapple salad with grenades! My favorite! It just ain't a feast without that tang of C-4 and shrapnel!"
The REAL reason Pineapple Salad and Roy Fokker didn't get along....
The REAL reason Pineapple Salad and Roy Fokker didn't get along....
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:One of the best Minmei fan-arts showed up in Robotech Art 2: Rambo-Minmei leveling a rifle at the viewer, biting out "Nobody Calls Me Airhead!"
As Priscilla S. Asagiri in her power suit calls out "Hey Airhead !!" and dumps a railgun round into Minmei's head, "THAT wench gives Rock stars a bad name."
My real world Physics defeats your Quasi-Physics!!!
Bubblegum Crisis, best anime/sci-fi/ for totally hot babes in Power Armor.!!!!
Magic. Completely screws logic at every opportunity. (credit due to Ilendaver)
Bubblegum Crisis, best anime/sci-fi/ for totally hot babes in Power Armor.!!!!
Magic. Completely screws logic at every opportunity. (credit due to Ilendaver)
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Captain Henri Gloval: "In all fairness, folks, it could have been worse. 'Spinal Tap' was scheduled to perform at the launch ceremony, but couldn't make it because a screw up in their air line reservations routed them to Saudi Arabia and the Mecca airport."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Roy: "Hmmmm-hmmm---Pineapple salad with grenades! My favorite! It just ain't a feast without that tang of C-4 and shrapnel!"
The REAL reason Pineapple Salad and Roy Fokker didn't get along....
keir451 wrote:taalismn wrote:One of the best Minmei fan-arts showed up in Robotech Art 2: Rambo-Minmei leveling a rifle at the viewer, biting out "Nobody Calls Me Airhead!"
As Priscilla S. Asagiri in her power suit calls out "Hey Airhead !!" and dumps a railgun round into Minmei's head, "THAT wench gives Rock stars a bad name."
taalismn wrote:Captain Henri Gloval: "In all fairness, folks, it could have been worse. 'Spinal Tap' was scheduled to perform at the launch ceremony, but couldn't make it because a screw up in their air line reservations routed them to Saudi Arabia and the Mecca airport."
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IF Spinal Tap had made the SDF-1 Launching:
Zentraedi: "GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!THAT AWFUL NOISE!!!!THAT AWFUL NOOOIIISSSEEE!!!!!!MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!!!!"
(all over the alien fleet, heads are exploding)
Zentraedi: "GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!THAT AWFUL NOISE!!!!THAT AWFUL NOOOIIISSSEEE!!!!!!MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!!!!"
(all over the alien fleet, heads are exploding)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:IF Spinal Tap had made the SDF-1 Launching:
Zentraedi: "GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!THAT AWFUL NOISE!!!!THAT AWFUL NOOOIIISSSEEE!!!!!!MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!!!!"
(all over the alien fleet, heads are exploding)
I guess that sort of explains the difference between awe factor and horror factor if you think about how MM effected the zents.
There might be other forms of music that would of produced the same or other reactions.
Square Dance fiddling: making them want to jump around
Polka: Smashing the speakers and by by SDF1
(lost everything) country: break down and cry, then heads over to the guy who stole his stuff and beat the C out of him. or decide now is a good time for a fist fight
Heavy Metal: sit there with brains frying, having raided the Protoculture to find out what it does.
blue-grass (can't rightly remember): get up and dance around
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Alright, then what does Yanni do for/to them?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:IF Spinal Tap had made the SDF-1 Launching:
Zentraedi: "GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!THAT AWFUL NOISE!!!!THAT AWFUL NOOOIIISSSEEE!!!!!!MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!!!!"
(all over the alien fleet, heads are exploding)
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:taalismn wrote:IF Spinal Tap had made the SDF-1 Launching:
Zentraedi: "GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!THAT AWFUL NOISE!!!!THAT AWFUL NOOOIIISSSEEE!!!!!!MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!!!!"
(all over the alien fleet, heads are exploding)
I guess that sort of explains the difference between awe factor and horror factor if you think about how MM effected the zents.
There might be other forms of music that would of produced the same or other reactions.
Square Dance fiddling: making them want to jump around
Polka: Smashing the speakers and by by SDF1
(lost everything) country: break down and cry, then heads over to the guy who stole his stuff and beat the C out of him. or decide now is a good time for a fist fight
Heavy Metal: sit there with brains frying, having raided the Protoculture to find out what it does.
blue-grass (can't rightly remember): get up and dance around
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Alright, then what does Yanni do for/to them?
Yanni turns them into protculture smoking, tree hugging, peace loving hippies who wear bell bottom pants, hip huggers and tyedyed t-shirts along w/burning their Zentreadi draft cards and the Meltrandi burning their... Well you get the idea!
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
keir451 wrote:taalismn wrote:Alright, then what does Yanni do for/to them?
Yanni turns them into protculture smoking, tree hugging, peace loving hippies who wear bell bottom pants, hip huggers and tyedyed t-shirts along w/burning their Zentreadi draft cards and the Meltrandi burning their... Well you get the idea!
WOOODDDSSSTTTOOOCCCKKKKKKK INNNNNNNNN SPPPPPPPPPPPAAAACCCCEEEE!!!!!
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
keir451 wrote:taalismn wrote:Alright, then what does Yanni do for/to them?
Yanni turns them into protculture smoking, tree hugging, peace loving hippies who wear bell bottom pants, hip huggers and tyedyed t-shirts along w/burning their Zentreadi draft cards and the Meltrandi burning their... Well you get the idea!
taalismn wrote:keir451 wrote:taalismn wrote:Alright, then what does Yanni do for/to them?
Yanni turns them into protculture smoking, tree hugging, peace loving hippies who wear bell bottom pants, hip huggers and tyedyed t-shirts along w/burning their Zentreadi draft cards and the Meltrandi burning their... Well you get the idea!
WOOODDDSSSTTTOOOCCCKKKKKKK INNNNNNNNN SPPPPPPPPPPPAAAACCCCEEEE!!!!!
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
What about classical?
I envisage them turning into Renaissance Zentraedi/Meltrandi, walikng around wearing wigs, producing Zentraedi Rembrants, Meltrandi fashion designers "This would look fabulous with your guns dear!"
I envisage them turning into Renaissance Zentraedi/Meltrandi, walikng around wearing wigs, producing Zentraedi Rembrants, Meltrandi fashion designers "This would look fabulous with your guns dear!"
My real world Physics defeats your Quasi-Physics!!!
Bubblegum Crisis, best anime/sci-fi/ for totally hot babes in Power Armor.!!!!
Magic. Completely screws logic at every opportunity. (credit due to Ilendaver)
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