Robotech Blooper Reels

[taalismn]

Professor Cochrane's in the Southern Cross lab with the captured Bioroid....
He's standing in front of the slabbed alien mecha, posing and shouting, as he messes with the somatic control cables...
"YES! YES! GIVE MY CREATION LIFE! YES! IT MOVES!!! IT IS ALIVE!!! BWAHHHHAHHAHHHAAA!!!Mwuh---"
"Ah, Professor Cochrane?"
He whirls around to see Dana Sterling and Louie Nichols standing right behind him.
"...you wanted to see us?..." Both of them are sweatdropping.
"...eh...oh, yes...I did! Just let me get my notes and we'll begin! Ah, that's right!"
As he bustles off to regain his composure, Louie leans in to Dana and whispers.
"It's all right...It's a sign of true genuis to have at least one psychotic break."
"If you say so, Louie...But if he brings out the electrodes and starts looking at me funny, I'm outta here!"

[Alpha 11]

Professor Cochrane's in the Southern Cross lab with the captured Bioroid....
He's standing in front of the slabbed alien mecha, posing and shouting, as he messes with the somatic control cables...
"YES! YES! GIVE MY CREATION LIFE! YES! IT MOVES!!! IT IS ALIVE!!! BWAHHHHAHHAHHHAAA!!!Mwuh---"
"Ah, Professor Cochrane?"
He whirls around to see Dana Sterling and Louie Nichols standing right behind him.
"...you wanted to see us?..." Both of them are sweatdropping.
"...eh...oh, yes...I did! Just let me get my notes and we'll begin! Ah, that's right!"
As he bustles off to regain his composure, Louie leans in to Dana and whispers.
"It's all right...It's a sign of true genuis to have at least one psychotic break."
"If you say so, Louie...But if he brings out the electrodes and starts looking at me funny, I'm outta here!"

[taalismn]

"Egad! What IS this stuff, Professor Cochrane? Alien protoplasm?"
"Ah...actually, that's my lunch."
"YOu actually EAT this stuff?"
"No, I forgot to eat it last week, and housekeeping doesn't come in here."
"It just moved."
"Okay, maybe it IS alien protoplasm. Here, you trap it with this garbage bucket while I go find a specimen jar to put it back in."

[DhAkael]

Sgt Angelo; "I'm too old for this [S-bomb]!"

[taalismn]

Nova Satori: "NOBODY expects the Global Military Police! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to Field Marshal Leonard.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."

[Alpha 11]

"Egad! What IS this stuff, Professor Cochrane? Alien protoplasm?"
"Ah...actually, that's my lunch."
"YOu actually EAT this stuff?"
"No, I forgot to eat it last week, and housekeeping doesn't come in here."
"It just moved."
"Okay, maybe it IS alien protoplasm. Here, you trap it with this garbage bucket while I go find a specimen jar to put it back in."

Nova Satori: "NOBODY expects the Global Military Police! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to Field Marshal Leonard.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."

[taalismn]

Nova busts in again: "NOBODY expects the Global Military Police! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Field Marshal Leonard, and nice black uniforms - Oh damn!"
Zor: "Are you going to torture me with soft cushions?"
Dana: "Shall I get the Comfy Chair?"
Musica: "NO, NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!"

[Jefffar]

Anybody besides me think we should re-title this thread Robotech Chicken and get Seth Green to help us with voice overs?

[Alpha 11]

Nova busts in again: "NOBODY expects the Global Military Police! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Field Marshal Leonard, and nice black uniforms - Oh damn!"
Zor: "Are you going to torture me with soft cushions?"
Dana: "Shall I get the Comfy Chair?"
Musica: "NO, NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!"

Anybody besides me think we should re-title this thread Robotech Chicken and get Seth Green to help us with voice overs?

[DhAkael]

count my vote on the Seth Green

[taalismn]

Nah; we're like Public Television, viewer-supported, except WITHOUT the donation-raising marathons. And without Sesame Street.

[DhAkael]

*puts on blonde wig and uses saline solution to create waterfall tears*
"Please please please, for the sake of your children, this station and my retirement fund, won't you donate now?
Right now? Donate or I'll keep on crying for another 30 minutes...."

*takes off costume*

Brings back memories, doesn't it?

[taalismn]

*puts on blonde wig and uses saline solution to create waterfall tears*
"Please please please, for the sake of your children, this station and my retirement fund, won't you donate now?
Right now? Donate or I'll keep on crying for another 30 minutes...."

*takes off costume*

Brings back memories, doesn't it?

"And if you phone in a pledge now, you'll get this bag of Dana Sterling's underwear!"
"HEY!"
*RING*RING*RINGRINGDINGARING*
"Our Japan boards just lit up just now!"

[Alpha 11]

*puts on blonde wig and uses saline solution to create waterfall tears*
"Please please please, for the sake of your children, this station and my retirement fund, won't you donate now?
Right now? Donate or I'll keep on crying for another 30 minutes...."

*takes off costume*

Brings back memories, doesn't it?

"And if you phone in a pledge now, you'll get this bag of Dana Sterling's underwear!"
"HEY!"
*RING*RING*RINGRINGDINGARING*
"Our Japan boards just lit up just now!"

[drewkitty ~..~]

Dana busts in dressed in GMP uniform: "NOBODY expects the Global Military Police!"wiggles*" Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Field Marshal Leonard, and Sexy black uniforms and riding crops"*runs hands over herself*
Zor: "Are you going to torture me with soft cushions?"
Dana: "Shall I get the Comfy Chair? I think the hand cuffs and bed sheets might be in order this time"
Zor: "oh no"*like is looking forward to it*"not the handcuffs and bed sheets"

[taalismn]

Bowie Grant, in full EBA, blunders into the Cosmic Harp Hall, startling the blue-haired musician playing the alien instrument.
For a long moment, startled alien beauty and startled human warrior stare at each other...
Musica: "...You're a little short for a storm trooper, aren't you?"
Bowie stares, then facepalms: "You have NO lines and you blow it!"
Everybody starts cracking up, as Dana comes out and pats a seriously embarassed Musica on the back....

[taalismn]

"The Tirolian Robotech Masters believe in the sacred Rule of Three..."
Dana and Zor burst into the Masters' inner sanctum...
"Wait, you look..."
Opposite them are Larry, Moe, and Curly in Masters' robes.
"Well, you've uncovered the truth behind us!"
"They're wise to us!"
"Uh, a wise guy, huh? Nyuknyuk!"
Dana> (while the Three Masters start eyepoking each other)"This explains so much...."

[Alpha 11]

Dana busts in dressed in GMP uniform: "NOBODY expects the Global Military Police!"wiggles*" Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Field Marshal Leonard, and Sexy black uniforms and riding crops"*runs hands over herself*
Zor: "Are you going to torture me with soft cushions?"
Dana: "Shall I get the Comfy Chair? I think the hand cuffs and bed sheets might be in order this time"
Zor: "oh no"*like is looking forward to it*"not the handcuffs and bed sheets"

Bowie Grant, in full EBA, blunders into the Cosmic Harp Hall, startling the blue-haired musician playing the alien instrument.
For a long moment, startled alien beauty and startled human warrior stare at each other...
Musica: "...You're a little short for a storm trooper, aren't you?"
Bowie stares, then facepalms: "You have NO lines and you blow it!"
Everybody starts cracking up, as Dana comes out and pats a seriously embarassed Musica on the back....

After years of silence Maia finally confronts Dana.
M: Alright what did I ever do to you to get the silent treatment for 5 years!
D: Well, do you remember a -book- you put under my bed?
M: Oh, -that book- you hadn't had a date since Zor died so I figured it was appropriate...
D: Only to find the book on my bookshelf- PROPERLY CATALOGED!
M: But, who-?
D: DAD!
M: Oh, no...
D: He then gave me a knowing look and said MOM had more if I needed it.
Maia is speechless.
D: Do you have any idea how I suffered?!
M: I am. So. Very. Sorry.

That is kind of a scary thought.

"The Tirolian Robotech Masters believe in the sacred Rule of Three..."
Dana and Zor burst into the Masters' inner sanctum...
"Wait, you look..."
Opposite them are Larry, Moe, and Curly in Masters' robes.
"Well, you've uncovered the truth behind us!"
"They're wise to us!"
"Uh, a wise guy, huh? Nyuknyuk!"
Dana> (while the Three Masters start eyepoking each other)"This explains so much...."

[taalismn]

Robotech Masters: "We shall now deliberate on the best action for our superior society to take in this matter"
"1-2-3!"
"SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!"
"Okay, let's try that again."
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""ROCK!""ROCK!"
"ARGH! Deadlocked again! Okay, again!"

[Jefffar]

Robotech Masters: "We shall now deliberate on the best action for our superior society to take in this matter"
"1-2-3!"
"SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!"
"Okay, let's try that again."
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""ROCK!""ROCK!"
"ARGH! Deadlocked again! Okay, again!"

"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""PAPER!""SCISSORS!"

pause

"Now what do we do?"

[taalismn]

Robotech Masters: "We shall now deliberate on the best action for our superior society to take in this matter"
"1-2-3!"
"SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!"
"Okay, let's try that again."
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""ROCK!""ROCK!"
"ARGH! Deadlocked again! Okay, again!"

"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""PAPER!""SCISSORS!"

pause

"Now what do we do?"

Zor Prime, who's come in unnoticed by the feuding Masters, breaks the tie by simply shooting all three of them.

[drewkitty ~..~]

Mirria walks into Dana's quarters with a brief knock on the hatch. Looking at her child with a small shake of the head.* "you need to stop moping about over the dead."
Dana looks up at Mirria, "Sorry, MOM, but you .." *gets interrupted by a set of folders shoved into her hands*"what the Frell are these?"
M: "Omiai pictures, they are all good men. Pick one out, you have reservations at Cosmos friday night."
D: *jaw drops*" but...but..... NO, you are not going to order me around like some kid."
M: "How about I order you like a Commodore who can still kick your butt"
D: " but, I don't have a dr..."* a box gets shoved her arms*
M:"You have a dress. How did I get your size? Your measurements are on file in uniform database, you don't think your uniforms fit so well because we use magic?"
D:*has yet to get the dumbfounded look off her face*
M:"now get off your butt and try the dress on."

[Alpha 11]

Robotech Masters: "We shall now deliberate on the best action for our superior society to take in this matter"
"1-2-3!"
"SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!"
"Okay, let's try that again."
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""ROCK!""ROCK!"
"ARGH! Deadlocked again! Okay, again!"

Robotech Masters: "We shall now deliberate on the best action for our superior society to take in this matter"
"1-2-3!"
"SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!"
"Okay, let's try that again."
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""ROCK!""ROCK!"
"ARGH! Deadlocked again! Okay, again!"

"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""PAPER!""SCISSORS!"

pause

"Now what do we do?"

Robotech Masters: "We shall now deliberate on the best action for our superior society to take in this matter"
"1-2-3!"
"SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!""SCISSORS!"
"Okay, let's try that again."
"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""ROCK!""ROCK!"
"ARGH! Deadlocked again! Okay, again!"

"1-2-3!"
"ROCK!""PAPER!""SCISSORS!"

pause

"Now what do we do?"

Zor Prime, who's come in unnoticed by the feuding Masters, breaks the tie by simply shooting all three of them.

Mirria walks into Dana's quarters with a brief knock on the hatch. Looking at her child with a small shake of the head.* "you need to stop moping about over the dead."
Dana looks up at Mirria, "Sorry, MOM, but you .." *gets interrupted by a set of folders shoved into her hands*"what the Frell are these?"
M: "Omiai pictures, they are all good men. Pick one out, you have reservations at Cosmos friday night."
D: *jaw drops*" but...but..... NO, you are not going to order me around like some kid."
M: "How about I order you like a Commodore who can still kick your butt"
D: " but, I don't have a dr..."* a box gets shoved her arms*
M:"You have a dress. How did I get your size? Your measurements are on file in uniform database, you don't think your uniforms fit so well because we use magic?"
D:*has yet to get the dumbfounded look off her face*
M:"now get off your butt and try the dress on."

[taalismn]

Mirria walks into Dana's quarters with a brief knock on the hatch. Looking at her child with a small shake of the head.* "you need to stop moping about over the dead."
Dana looks up at Mirria, "Sorry, MOM, but you .." *gets interrupted by a set of folders shoved into her hands*"what the Frell are these?"
M: "Omiai pictures, they are all good men. Pick one out, you have reservations at Cosmos friday night."
D: *jaw drops*" but...but..... NO, you are not going to order me around like some kid."
M: "How about I order you like a Commodore who can still kick your butt"
D: " but, I don't have a dr..."* a box gets shoved her arms*
M:"You have a dress. How did I get your size? Your measurements are on file in uniform database, you don't think your uniforms fit so well because we use magic?"
D:*has yet to get the dumbfounded look off her face*
M:"now get off your butt and try the dress on."

Miriya Sterling: "Damnit, I want GRANDKIDS!"
Max: "Mir, you're scaring the poor bachelors...."

Oh futz...Horrible thought: Nodoka Saotome("MY son is so manly!") conspires with Miriya Sterling...
"It's Miriya and Nodoka's Operation Hitch'em!"(*high-five slap*)
Ranma: (shivering) "I sense danger. Serious danger."
Dana: "You too?"

[Alpha 11]

Mirria walks into Dana's quarters with a brief knock on the hatch. Looking at her child with a small shake of the head.* "you need to stop moping about over the dead."
Dana looks up at Mirria, "Sorry, MOM, but you .." *gets interrupted by a set of folders shoved into her hands*"what the Frell are these?"
M: "Omiai pictures, they are all good men. Pick one out, you have reservations at Cosmos friday night."
D: *jaw drops*" but...but..... NO, you are not going to order me around like some kid."
M: "How about I order you like a Commodore who can still kick your butt"
D: " but, I don't have a dr..."* a box gets shoved her arms*
M:"You have a dress. How did I get your size? Your measurements are on file in uniform database, you don't think your uniforms fit so well because we use magic?"
D:*has yet to get the dumbfounded look off her face*
M:"now get off your butt and try the dress on."

Miriya Sterling: "Damnit, I want GRANDKIDS!"
Max: "Mir, you're scaring the poor bachelors...."

Oh futz...Horrible thought: Nodoka Saotome("MY son is so manly!") conspires with Miriya Sterling...
"It's Miriya and Nodoka's Operation Hitch'em!"(*high-five slap*)
Ranma: (shivering) "I sense danger. Serious danger."
Dana: "You too?"

I hope it isn't catching.

[taalismn]

I hope it isn't catching.

Only among the Conspiracy of Mothers

[Alpha 11]

I hope it isn't catching.

Only among the Conspiracy of Mothers

Thank goodness. The big question is, can they prevent all these mothers from meeting each other?

[taalismn]

That would correctly go into the Crossover thread.

In the meantime; Speed-Dating, Robotech Style:
"Hi, I'm Max Sterling."
"Hello, I'm Miriya Parino."
"So, tell me about yourself!"
"DIE!"
"Wow! I think I'm in love!"
"So am I! Shall we continue this elsewhere?"
"Like the park?"
"Okay!"

"Hi, I'm Dana Sterling!"
"Hello, I'm Zor Prime, glad to meet you!"
"You know, I both hate and am oddly attracted to you. Have we met before?"
"I don't know. Shall I shoot at you a couple of times to give you the chance to decide?"

[DhAkael]

That would correctly go into the Crossover thread.

In the meantime; Speed-Dating, Robotech Style:
"Hi, I'm Max Sterling."
"Hello, I'm Miriya Parino."
"So, tell me about yourself!"
"DIE!"
"Wow! I think I'm in love!"
"So am I! Shall we continue this elsewhere?"
"Like the park?"
"Okay!"

"Hi, I'm Dana Sterling!"
"Hello, I'm Zor Prime, glad to meet you!"
"You know, I both hate and am oddly attracted to you. Have we met before?"
"I don't know. Shall I shoot at you a couple of times to give you the chance to decide?"

Could be worse; could be what poor Saotome Alto (or 'Alto-Hime') has/had/is still, going through.
Re-watching Macross Flontier and all I wanna say to the dude is "Run!!! for all that is holy RUN while you can!"
Though to be fair, he only has two to worry about, and neither is like that self centered mono-mania...
-BANG-
-Thud-

Lyn Min-Mei; *putting away Barret 50 cal. sniper rifle* "Hold those 4 pretenders above me will you!? "

[Alpha 11]

That would correctly go into the Crossover thread.

In the meantime; Speed-Dating, Robotech Style:
"Hi, I'm Max Sterling."
"Hello, I'm Miriya Parino."
"So, tell me about yourself!"
"DIE!"
"Wow! I think I'm in love!"
"So am I! Shall we continue this elsewhere?"
"Like the park?"
"Okay!"

"Hi, I'm Dana Sterling!"
"Hello, I'm Zor Prime, glad to meet you!"
"You know, I both hate and am oddly attracted to you. Have we met before?"
"I don't know. Shall I shoot at you a couple of times to give you the chance to decide?"

That would correctly go into the Crossover thread.

In the meantime; Speed-Dating, Robotech Style:
"Hi, I'm Max Sterling."
"Hello, I'm Miriya Parino."
"So, tell me about yourself!"
"DIE!"
"Wow! I think I'm in love!"
"So am I! Shall we continue this elsewhere?"
"Like the park?"
"Okay!"

"Hi, I'm Dana Sterling!"
"Hello, I'm Zor Prime, glad to meet you!"
"You know, I both hate and am oddly attracted to you. Have we met before?"
"I don't know. Shall I shoot at you a couple of times to give you the chance to decide?"

Could be worse; could be what poor Saotome Alto (or 'Alto-Hime') has/had/is still, going through.
Re-watching Macross Flontier and all I wanna say to the dude is "Run!!! for all that is holy RUN while you can!"
Though to be fair, he only has two to worry about, and neither is like that self centered mono-mania...
-BANG-
-Thud-

Lyn Min-Mei; *putting away Barret 50 cal. sniper rifle* "Hold those 4 pretenders above me will you!? "

Poor DhAkael, we knew him well.

[drewkitty ~..~]

Could be worse; could be what poor Saotome Alto (or 'Alto-Hime') has/had/is still, going through.
Re-watching Macross Frontier and all I wanna say to the dude is "Run!!! for all that is holy RUN while you can!"
Though to be fair, he only has two to worry about, and neither is like that self centered mono-mania...

You forgot "Dorei" to Alto's nicks.

ether run or find a planet that has legalized multiple wives.

Which ones are the pretenders?
Ishtar
Basara
Melein
Lancer (YD)
Myun
Sharron
Shyrle
Ranka
Janice
Minmay (L:DYR)

[taalismn]

Zor Prime: "Polygamy? What's that mean? Sounds interesting!"
Dana: "It's ancient Mesopotemian for 'Purple-haired and about to become extinct if he pursues that any further'!"

[DhAkael]

Somewhere, in a secret hospitol critical-case ward

Dr. Grant; "Well, done all I can for him. It's up to luck & fate now."

Scott Bernard; ".50 long... what'd the winged guy do to rate a hit with THAT calibre?"

Dr. G; "Insulted the name of Karl Macekere's Robotech version of Min-Mei"

SB; "YIKES! I'm suprised who ever ordered the hit didn't use a MAC 2 or 3 artilery strike!"

Dr. G; "Yeah. Go figure that people still care that much about the washed up, screeching tone-deaf olde ha..."

Meanwhile, in a MAC III, several Km away, behind a grassy knoll

LM; "Target lock aquired. Time to finish off that feathered freak and those other two... NO ONE INSULTS ME! THE ORIGINAL GALACTIC AEIDOROU!!!!! GyaHAHAHAHAHA"

The TRUE, MACROSS Lynn Min-mei (over in her retirement mansion on Megaroad 1); "Yeesh, let some yankee wench re-voice me and the character goes all psycho... Alphonse? Alphonse! Get my agent on the line. Looks like I'm going to need to take the stage again -sigh- Americans... such Gaijin."

[taalismn]

True LM: "But we're NOT doing anything in French....absolutely not...I still have nightmares of their rendition of the original Macross theme song...(shiver)"

[DhAkael]

True LM: "But we're NOT doing anything in French....absolutely not...I still have nightmares of their rendition of the original Macross theme song...(shiver)"

That, right there, was high-octane nightmare fuel...what the [f-bomb] were they thinking?

[Alpha 11]

Could be worse; could be what poor Saotome Alto (or 'Alto-Hime') has/had/is still, going through.
Re-watching Macross Frontier and all I wanna say to the dude is "Run!!! for all that is holy RUN while you can!"
Though to be fair, he only has two to worry about, and neither is like that self centered mono-mania...

You forgot "Dorei" to Alto's nicks.

ether run or find a planet that has legalized multiple wives.

Which ones are the pretenders?
Ishtar
Basara
Melein
Lancer (YD)
Myun
Sharron
Shyrle
Ranka
Janice
Minmay (L:DYR)

Multi wives... to much trouble, IMO.

Zor Prime: "Polygamy? What's that mean? Sounds interesting!"
Dana: "It's ancient Mesopotemian for 'Purple-haired and about to become extinct if he pursues that any further'!"

Go choice.

Somewhere, in a secret hospitol critical-case ward

Dr. Grant; "Well, done all I can for him. It's up to luck & fate now."

Scott Bernard; ".50 long... what'd the winged guy do to rate a hit with THAT calibre?"

Dr. G; "Insulted the name of Karl Macekere's Robotech version of Min-Mei"

SB; "YIKES! I'm suprised who ever ordered the hit didn't use a MAC 2 or 3 artilery strike!"

Dr. G; "Yeah. Go figure that people still care that much about the washed up, screeching tone-deaf olde ha..."

Meanwhile, in a MAC III, several Km away, behind a grassy knoll

LM; "Target lock aquired. Time to finish off that feathered freak and those other two... NO ONE INSULTS ME! THE ORIGINAL GALACTIC AEIDOROU!!!!! GyaHAHAHAHAHA"

The TRUE, MACROSS Lynn Min-mei (over in her retirement mansion on Megaroad 1); "Yeesh, let some yankee wench re-voice me and the character goes all psycho... Alphonse? Alphonse! Get my agent on the line. Looks like I'm going to need to take the stage again -sigh- Americans... such Gaijin."

She must be stop!

True LM: "But we're NOT doing anything in French....absolutely not...I still have nightmares of their rendition of the original Macross theme song...(shiver)"

That bad?

True LM: "But we're NOT doing anything in French....absolutely not...I still have nightmares of their rendition of the original Macross theme song...(shiver)"

That, right there, was high-octane nightmare fuel...what the [f-bomb] were they thinking?

I guess it was.

[taalismn]

One of the best Minmei fan-arts showed up in Robotech Art 2: Rambo-Minmei leveling a rifle at the viewer, biting out "Nobody Calls Me Airhead!"

[Alpha 11]

One of the best Minmei fan-arts showed up in Robotech Art 2: Rambo-Minmei leveling a rifle at the viewer, biting out "Nobody Calls Me Airhead!"

[taalismn]

Roy: "Hmmmm-hmmm---Pineapple salad with grenades! My favorite! It just ain't a feast without that tang of C-4 and shrapnel!"

The REAL reason Pineapple Salad and Roy Fokker didn't get along....

[keir451]

One of the best Minmei fan-arts showed up in Robotech Art 2: Rambo-Minmei leveling a rifle at the viewer, biting out "Nobody Calls Me Airhead!"

As Priscilla S. Asagiri in her power suit calls out "Hey Airhead !!" and dumps a railgun round into Minmei's head, "THAT wench gives Rock stars a bad name."

[taalismn]

Captain Henri Gloval: "In all fairness, folks, it could have been worse. 'Spinal Tap' was scheduled to perform at the launch ceremony, but couldn't make it because a screw up in their air line reservations routed them to Saudi Arabia and the Mecca airport."

[Alpha 11]

Roy: "Hmmmm-hmmm---Pineapple salad with grenades! My favorite! It just ain't a feast without that tang of C-4 and shrapnel!"

The REAL reason Pineapple Salad and Roy Fokker didn't get along....

One of the best Minmei fan-arts showed up in Robotech Art 2: Rambo-Minmei leveling a rifle at the viewer, biting out "Nobody Calls Me Airhead!"

As Priscilla S. Asagiri in her power suit calls out "Hey Airhead !!" and dumps a railgun round into Minmei's head, "THAT wench gives Rock stars a bad name."

Captain Henri Gloval: "In all fairness, folks, it could have been worse. 'Spinal Tap' was scheduled to perform at the launch ceremony, but couldn't make it because a screw up in their air line reservations routed them to Saudi Arabia and the Mecca airport."

[taalismn]

IF Spinal Tap had made the SDF-1 Launching:
Zentraedi: "GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!THAT AWFUL NOISE!!!!THAT AWFUL NOOOIIISSSEEE!!!!!!MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!!!!"
(all over the alien fleet, heads are exploding)

[drewkitty ~..~]

IF Spinal Tap had made the SDF-1 Launching:
Zentraedi: "GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!THAT AWFUL NOISE!!!!THAT AWFUL NOOOIIISSSEEE!!!!!!MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!!!!"
(all over the alien fleet, heads are exploding)

I guess that sort of explains the difference between awe factor and horror factor if you think about how MM effected the zents.
There might be other forms of music that would of produced the same or other reactions.

Square Dance fiddling: making them want to jump around
Polka: Smashing the speakers and by by SDF1
(lost everything) country: break down and cry, then heads over to the guy who stole his stuff and beat the C out of him. or decide now is a good time for a fist fight
Heavy Metal: sit there with brains frying, having raided the Protoculture to find out what it does.
blue-grass (can't rightly remember): get up and dance around

[taalismn]

Alright, then what does Yanni do for/to them?

[Alpha 11]

IF Spinal Tap had made the SDF-1 Launching:
Zentraedi: "GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!THAT AWFUL NOISE!!!!THAT AWFUL NOOOIIISSSEEE!!!!!!MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!!!!"
(all over the alien fleet, heads are exploding)

IF Spinal Tap had made the SDF-1 Launching:
Zentraedi: "GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!THAT AWFUL NOISE!!!!THAT AWFUL NOOOIIISSSEEE!!!!!!MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!!!!"
(all over the alien fleet, heads are exploding)

I guess that sort of explains the difference between awe factor and horror factor if you think about how MM effected the zents.
There might be other forms of music that would of produced the same or other reactions.

Square Dance fiddling: making them want to jump around
Polka: Smashing the speakers and by by SDF1
(lost everything) country: break down and cry, then heads over to the guy who stole his stuff and beat the C out of him. or decide now is a good time for a fist fight
Heavy Metal: sit there with brains frying, having raided the Protoculture to find out what it does.
blue-grass (can't rightly remember): get up and dance around

[keir451]

Alright, then what does Yanni do for/to them?

Yanni turns them into protculture smoking, tree hugging, peace loving hippies who wear bell bottom pants, hip huggers and tyedyed t-shirts along w/burning their Zentreadi draft cards and the Meltrandi burning their... Well you get the idea!

[taalismn]

Alright, then what does Yanni do for/to them?

Yanni turns them into protculture smoking, tree hugging, peace loving hippies who wear bell bottom pants, hip huggers and tyedyed t-shirts along w/burning their Zentreadi draft cards and the Meltrandi burning their... Well you get the idea!

WOOODDDSSSTTTOOOCCCKKKKKKK INNNNNNNNN SPPPPPPPPPPPAAAACCCCEEEE!!!!!

[Alpha 11]

Alright, then what does Yanni do for/to them?

Yanni turns them into protculture smoking, tree hugging, peace loving hippies who wear bell bottom pants, hip huggers and tyedyed t-shirts along w/burning their Zentreadi draft cards and the Meltrandi burning their... Well you get the idea!

Alright, then what does Yanni do for/to them?

Yanni turns them into protculture smoking, tree hugging, peace loving hippies who wear bell bottom pants, hip huggers and tyedyed t-shirts along w/burning their Zentreadi draft cards and the Meltrandi burning their... Well you get the idea!

WOOODDDSSSTTTOOOCCCKKKKKKK INNNNNNNNN SPPPPPPPPPPPAAAACCCCEEEE!!!!!

[keir451]

What about classical?
I envisage them turning into Renaissance Zentraedi/Meltrandi, walikng around wearing wigs, producing Zentraedi Rembrants, Meltrandi fashion designers "This would look fabulous with your guns dear!"