Robotech Blooper Reels

[Alpha 11]

"Sir! The anti-gravity generators! They're-"
SKRRAKKK
"There they go!"
"WE're falling!"
"Retro-rockets! NOW!"
RRROOOWWWRRRRSMMMASSHHHH*KRACK*CRUMBLE)SHREEKKK
"WE're down! Landing blocks collapsed!"
"Claudia, contact Engineering immediately! Get me damage reports!...Lisa, call our insurance company! We have liftoff insurance, right?"

[taalismn]

Shot of Breetai and Exedore on the bridge of Breetai's battleship. In this palace of martial technology, everything is running smoothly, the men are going about their tasks with practiced efficiency, and everything is happening on time, in space...
Except Breetai's wearing shorts, a sleeveless black wifebeater, and loafers...Exedore is wearing a golf short, sneakers, and dungarees...
Come to think of it, nobody else on the bridge is wearing a uniform either...
Breetai: (lounging back and airing his armpits)"Yeah, I could get used to Casual Days..."

[Alpha 11]

Shot of Breetai and Exedore on the bridge of Breetai's battleship. In this palace of martial technology, everything is running smoothly, the men are going about their tasks with practiced efficiency, and everything is happening on time, in space...
Except Breetai's wearing shorts, a sleeveless black wifebeater, and loafers...Exedore is wearing a golf short, sneakers, and dungarees...
Come to think of it, nobody else on the bridge is wearing a uniform either...
Breetai: (lounging back and airing his armpits)"Yeah, I could get used to Casual Days..."

[taalismn]

Meanwhile, on another ship in the fleet:
"And we need to rotate the 185th and 273rd squadrons on patrol duties to give them more experience in my opinion, don't you agr---Dhasno! What is WRONG with you, you stupid male?! Your advisory abilities came well-recommended to me from Exedore Formo, but all you've done thus far since arriving today is disobey my orders, and ignore me to stare at the screens!"
The advisor in question is staring fixedly and glazed-eye at the bridge displays, not daring to look at the female commander he's been assigned to.
Said Commander sitting there completely nude as she looked critically at the advisor foisted on her. "Honestly; Breetai's orders concerning these 'Casual Days' were most explicit! 'No Uniforms!' it clearly states! "

[Alpha 11]

Meanwhile, on another ship in the fleet:
"And we need to rotate the 185th and 273rd squadrons on patrol duties to give them more experience in my opinion, don't you agr---Dhasno! What is WRONG with you, you stupid male?! Your advisory abilities came well-recommended to me from Exedore Formo, but all you've done thus far since arriving today is disobey my orders, and ignore me to stare at the screens!"
The advisor in question is staring fixedly and glazed-eye at the bridge displays, not daring to look at the female commander he's been assigned to.
Said Commander sitting there completely nude as she looked critically at the advisor foisted on her. "Honestly; Breetai's orders concerning these 'Casual Days' were most explicit! 'No Uniforms!' it clearly states! "

That is so rich!

[taalismn]

"Lord Breetai! The Rzano Squadron is signaling us!"
"Hmmm...the detached Female Squadron? Put them up!"
"Milord, they regret they cannot provide visuals, only audio; their communications gear is giving them problems at this moment."
"Very well, audio only. This is Commander Breetai to the Rzano Squadron! What is the business of your communication?"
"Honored Lord Breetai! We request clarification of the 'Casual Day' orders. You specificed 'NO uniforms'?"
"That is correct! No uniforms are to be worn on Casual Days."
"Thank you, Milord Breetai! We have no other business! Rzano Squadron out!"
-----
(Turning to the still-paralyzed Male Advisor)
"See. 'No Uniforms'! -I- didn't misinterpret the orders!"

[Alpha 11]

"Lord Breetai! The Rzano Squadron is signaling us!"
"Hmmm...the detached Female Squadron? Put them up!"
"Milord, they regret they cannot provide visuals, only audio; their communications gear is giving them problems at this moment."
"Very well, audio only. This is Commander Breetai to the Rzano Squadron! What is the business of your communication?"
"Honored Lord Breetai! We request clarification of the 'Casual Day' orders. You specificed 'NO uniforms'?"
"That is correct! No uniforms are to be worn on Casual Days."
"Thank you, Milord Breetai! We have no other business! Rzano Squadron out!"
-----
(Turning to the still-paralyzed Male Advisor)
"See. 'No Uniforms'! -I- didn't misinterpret the orders!"

That was a good one you came up with.

[taalismn]

"You were brought aboard this ship to provide technical advice, correct? And explain matters of military intelligence from information gathered by other units of the fleet, correct?"
"Yes, Commander!"
"Then explain these micronian references to the 'birds and the bees'? Should we be concerned with avian- and insect-based weapons systesm or strategies?"
"...o_o..."

[Alpha 11]

"You were brought aboard this ship to provide technical advice, correct? And explain matters of military intelligence from information gathered by other units of the fleet, correct?"
"Yes, Commander!"
"Then explain these micronian references to the 'birds and the bees'? Should we be concerned with avian- and insect-based weapons systesm or strategies?"
"...o_o..."

[taalismn]

"And this 'Victoria's Secret'. Who is this Victoria and what is her secret? Answer me!"
"Well...according to what micronian sources we've been able to acquire...this Victoria would appear to be the female leader of a powerful subset of the Micronians controlling a large area of the planetary surface."
"Ah, a Quadrono then! Therefore her 'secret' must be some powerful weapons system or something vital! You will dedicate your efforts to uncovering what this 'secret' is and report its details to me at once! Go! Make yourself useful!"
Grateful to be ordered out of the presence of the Rzano Squadron Commander, the Advisor made haste to get on with his assignment, trying not to appear to flee the bridge.
Little suspecting what lay ahead of him....

[Alpha 11]

"And this 'Victoria's Secret'. Who is this Victoria and what is her secret? Answer me!"
"Well...according to what micronian sources we've been able to acquire...this Victoria would appear to be the female leader of a powerful subset of the Micronians controlling a large area of the planetary surface."
"Ah, a Quadrono then! Therefore her 'secret' must be some powerful weapons system or something vital! You will dedicate your efforts to uncovering what this 'secret' is and report its details to me at once! Go! Make yourself useful!"
Grateful to be ordered out of the presence of the Rzano Squadron Commander, the Advisor made haste to get on with his assignment, trying not to appear to flee the bridge.
Little suspecting what lay ahead of him....

The Pandoras Box that is about to be open, for them at least.

[taalismn]

"And this 'Victoria's Secret'. Who is this Victoria and what is her secret? Answer me!"
"Well...according to what micronian sources we've been able to acquire...this Victoria would appear to be the female leader of a powerful subset of the Micronians controlling a large area of the planetary surface."
"Ah, a Quadrono then! Therefore her 'secret' must be some powerful weapons system or something vital! You will dedicate your efforts to uncovering what this 'secret' is and report its details to me at once! Go! Make yourself useful!"
Grateful to be ordered out of the presence of the Rzano Squadron Commander, the Advisor made haste to get on with his assignment, trying not to appear to flee the bridge.
Little suspecting what lay ahead of him....

The Pandoras Box that is about to be open, for them at least.

Actually there's a jewelry firm that's offering a 'Pandora' collection...no, it's not an 'Avatar' tie-in
I keep thinking to myself, who the hell names a jewelry collection 'Pandora'?! Don't people have any appreciation for the classics? What the heck is the stuff made of, anyway? Radium on a silver-plated depleted uranium band in a leaded box? Or is it made in China with arsenic plating?
"Pandora...for men who want to know if their women are listening to them when they say 'don't open that!'"

What next? The Blue Beard door lock collection?

Icarus Airlines?

Titanic Boats!

The Odesseus GPS?

[Alpha 11]

"And this 'Victoria's Secret'. Who is this Victoria and what is her secret? Answer me!"
"Well...according to what micronian sources we've been able to acquire...this Victoria would appear to be the female leader of a powerful subset of the Micronians controlling a large area of the planetary surface."
"Ah, a Quadrono then! Therefore her 'secret' must be some powerful weapons system or something vital! You will dedicate your efforts to uncovering what this 'secret' is and report its details to me at once! Go! Make yourself useful!"
Grateful to be ordered out of the presence of the Rzano Squadron Commander, the Advisor made haste to get on with his assignment, trying not to appear to flee the bridge.
Little suspecting what lay ahead of him....

The Pandoras Box that is about to be open, for them at least.

Actually there's a jewelry firm that's offering a 'Pandora' collection...no, it's not an 'Avatar' tie-in
I keep thinking to myself, who the hell names a jewelry collection 'Pandora'?! Don't people have any appreciation for the classics? What the heck is the stuff made of, anyway? Radium on a silver-plated depleted uranium band in a leaded box? Or is it made in China with arsenic plating?
"Pandora...for men who want to know if their women are listening to them when they say 'don't open that!'"

What next? The Blue Beard door lock collection?

Icarus Airlines?

Titanic Boats!

The Odesseus GPS?

[taalismn]

(Radio static)*bzzzt*beep*"Hello, this is Foxx Leader. Target is in the box, Confirm readiness!"
*"White Tower to Fox Leader. We are all go here! Awaiting your signal!"*
*"Prom here, all sections ready, Fox Leader!"
"Big D here, all sections reporting ready!"
"D-two, ready!"
"D-Three, ready!"
"Leg One ready!"
"Leg Two, all sections and ready and eager!"
"Mallrat ready! All stations manned and awaiting signal!"
"EmCeePee ready!"
"Top Hat ready!"
"Grand Central here! Ready when you are, Fox Leader!"
"Okay, let me check! Okay...box is hot! Repeat, box is hot! Target is singing! On my mark, on three....one, two...
*FLUSH!*"
***FFFLLOOOOWWWWSSSHHHHHHHH***
"YYYAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!* -WHAT THE FLAMING $&*&$%^$#!!!!???? COLD! COLD! COOLLLDD!!!&*##@*^!!!"
"White Tower to Fox Leader...You know Rick's going to KILL you for this stunt, don't you, Max?"
"Only if he finds out."

[Alpha 11]

(Radio static)*bzzzt*beep*"Hello, this is Foxx Leader. Target is in the box, Confirm readiness!"
*"White Tower to Fox Leader. We are all go here! Awaiting your signal!"*
*"Prom here, all sections ready, Fox Leader!"
"Big D here, all sections reporting ready!"
"D-two, ready!"
"D-Three, ready!"
"Leg One ready!"
"Leg Two, all sections and ready and eager!"
"Mallrat ready! All stations manned and awaiting signal!"
"EmCeePee ready!"
"Top Hat ready!"
"Grand Central here! Ready when you are, Fox Leader!"
"Okay, let me check! Okay...box is hot! Repeat, box is hot! Target is singing! On my mark, on three....one, two...
*FLUSH!*"
***FFFLLOOOOWWWWSSSHHHHHHHH***
"YYYAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!* -WHAT THE FLAMING $&*&$%^$#!!!!???? COLD! COLD! COOLLLDD!!!&*##@*^!!!"
"White Tower to Fox Leader...You know Rick's going to KILL you for this stunt, don't you, Max?"
"Only if he finds out."

[taalismn]

"Lisa, plot a course, bearing starboard, 26 degrees, four-eight-three-niner."
"Course laid in, Captain! Progranmmed and executing!"
...
...
"What?"
"Forget something, Lisa? Remember what you're supposed to do?"
"Wha--?! Oh jeez, forgot about that! Sorry!"
(Lisa flicks the turn signal)
"Quite all right. Just remember to do it in the future. There might be somebody behind us!"

[Alpha 11]

"Lisa, plot a course, bearing starboard, 26 degrees, four-eight-three-niner."
"Course laid in, Captain! Progranmmed and executing!"
...
...
"What?"
"Forget something, Lisa? Remember what you're supposed to do?"
"Wha--?! Oh jeez, forgot about that! Sorry!"
(Lisa flicks the turn signal)
"Quite all right. Just remember to do it in the future. There might be somebody behind us!"

[taalismn]

"Message from the enemy battleship, sir!"
""What are they saying?"
"'Turn Off Your High Beams.'"
"What? Oh, right."*click*
"Message again: 'Thank You.'"

[drewkitty ~..~]

*humph*
I tend to get more upset at idiot/drivers that don't signal then at those that use their high beams wrongly. Part of that is there is more of the former then the latter.

[taalismn]

*humph*
I tend to get more upset at idiot/drivers that don't signal then at those that use their high beams wrongly. Part of that is there is more of the former then the latter.

I'm beginning to believe in psychic powers...in regards at least to 'idiot sense'....that feeling that the dimwit ahead of me is going to, at some point in the immediate future. change lanes without signaling..therefore I will, over the honks and howls of the vehicles behind me, slow down, giving the dimwit ahead of me enough room to make his or her inevitable slide over into my lane.
Unfortunately, I also realize that I am reinforcing the dimwit's behavior by giving them the impression that EVERYBODY can anticipate their stupidity, and that it is perfectly okay to change lanes without signaling.
The only thing more irksome than this, is signaling a lane change several car lengths in advance of the nearest mook I'm likely to inconvenience...and, despite having nobody behind them, they SPEED UP, forcing me to abort my lane change.
THis is when I really wish I went for the pupil pistol-targeted machine gun turret option when I bought my car.

[drewkitty ~..~]

another thing would be the driver trying to squeeze in front of the car in the far right lane slowing every body down in that lane, just to get off at the next exit. when the driver could of more safely slowed down and gotten in behind the cars in that lane at part of slowing down to get off the freeway/highway.

[Alpha 11]

"Message from the enemy battleship, sir!"
""What are they saying?"
"'Turn Off Your High Beams.'"
"What? Oh, right."*click*
"Message again: 'Thank You.'"

*humph*
I tend to get more upset at idiot/drivers that don't signal then at those that use their high beams wrongly. Part of that is there is more of the former then the latter.

I'm beginning to believe in psychic powers...in regards at least to 'idiot sense'....that feeling that the dimwit ahead of me is going to, at some point in the immediate future. change lanes without signaling..therefore I will, over the honks and howls of the vehicles behind me, slow down, giving the dimwit ahead of me enough room to make his or her inevitable slide over into my lane.
Unfortunately, I also realize that I am reinforcing the dimwit's behavior by giving them the impression that EVERYBODY can anticipate their stupidity, and that it is perfectly okay to change lanes without signaling.
The only thing more irksome than this, is signaling a lane change several car lengths in advance of the nearest mook I'm likely to inconvenience...and, despite having nobody behind them, they SPEED UP, forcing me to abort my lane change.
THis is when I really wish I went for the pupil pistol-targeted machine gun turret option when I bought my car.

I think many a person has wished for that last statment.

[taalismn]

another thing would be the driver trying to squeeze in front of the car in the far right lane slowing every body down in that lane, just to get off at the next exit. when the driver could of more safely slowed down and gotten in behind the cars in that lane at part of slowing down to get off the freeway/highway.

To quote the movie 'Starman'...
"Now remember what I told you?"
"Red means 'stop', Green means 'go'!"
"Good!"
"Yellow means 'speed up'!"

[taalismn]

Indeeeeeeddddddddddd......



"Ah, Garzth? I'm feeling a little uneasy about the new insignia we've been assigned!"
"Quit complaining, Bzath! How many other Regult arms do you know actually get assigned special insignia?! Pretty much everybody looks the same! But we're special! It means we're destined for special things! How dare you complain about the honor paid us!?"
"Still..."
(POV pulls back to show the waiting Regults...with big red bullseyes painted around their central fuselage optic)

[Alpha 11]

another thing would be the driver trying to squeeze in front of the car in the far right lane slowing every body down in that lane, just to get off at the next exit. when the driver could of more safely slowed down and gotten in behind the cars in that lane at part of slowing down to get off the freeway/highway.

To quote the movie 'Starman'...
"Now remember what I told you?"
"Red means 'stop', Green means 'go'!"
"Good!"
"Yellow means 'speed up'!"

another thing would be the driver trying to squeeze in front of the car in the far right lane slowing every body down in that lane, just to get off at the next exit. when the driver could of more safely slowed down and gotten in behind the cars in that lane at part of slowing down to get off the freeway/highway.

To quote the movie 'Starman'...
"Now remember what I told you?"
"Red means 'stop', Green means 'go'!"
"Good!"
"Yellow means 'speed the *@&! up'!"

There. It's been corrected.

Signed,
Harry Leferts

Indeeeeeeddddddddddd......



"Ah, Garzth? I'm feeling a little uneasy about the new insignia we've been assigned!"
"Quit complaining, Bzath! How many other Regult arms do you know actually get assigned special insignia?! Pretty much everybody looks the same! But we're special! It means we're destined for special things! How dare you complain about the honor paid us!?"
"Still..."
(POV pulls back to show the waiting Regults...with big red bullseyes painted around their central fuselage optic)

[taalismn]

Destroid goes marching out onto the exterior hull of the SDF-1, ready to defend the ship from alien aggression...
As it passes by, we can see the sign hanging off its backside reading 'KICK ME!'.

[Alpha 11]

Destroid goes marching out onto the exterior hull of the SDF-1, ready to defend the ship from alien aggression...
As it passes by, we can see the sign hanging off its backside reading 'KICK ME!'.

[taalismn]

Angelo Dante and Sean Phillips jump the Triumvirate Guards;
Dante:(kicking his target off a wall)"THIS IS SPAAARRRTTTAAAAAAA!!!!"

Phillips: (about to be totalled by his)"Hey, LOOK! It's ...it's...it's...(peters off as he clearly has no idea what would distract the guy)"
Guard: "It's what?! And did you really expect me to fall for that trick, you lame micronian?"
Phillips:"Nah, all I had to do was stall for time while my buddy finished off your partner and came at you from behind."
Guard: "WHA--?!"(spins around)"There's nobod---Well**%^!(just before he gets brained by Phillips from behind)...I DID fall for it...(*THUMP*)"

[taalismn]

Destroid goes marching out onto the exterior hull of the SDF-1, ready to defend the ship from alien aggression...
As it passes by, we can see the sign hanging off its backside reading 'KICK ME!'.

Are you sure that shield hangs on the backside of the Destroid ?
I would assume it hangs on the SDF...........or even upon Earth during largish parts of the show.

That's endemic to all big ships in anime(and movies)...The Enterprise is a Klingon magnet, the Millennium Falcon sports a '$%#%^ You, Jabba!' sticker over its engines(not able to read Hutt, Han Solo doesn't know what it really sez; he assumes it's scratches in the paint job), White Base screams 'SHOOT ME!!!' to anybody Zeon, and the SDF-1 is marked for Zentraedi, but to the dismay of the guy who set up a 'Target' outlet in Macross City(his store gets blitzed during the Zentraedi boarding raid by one of Khyron's soldiers who takes the sign literally).

[Alpha 11]

Angelo Dante and Sean Phillips jump the Triumvirate Guards;
Dante:(kicking his target off a wall)"THIS IS SPAAARRRTTTAAAAAAA!!!!"

Phillips: (about to be totalled by his)"Hey, LOOK! It's ...it's...it's...(peters off as he clearly has no idea what would distract the guy)"
Guard: "It's what?! And did you really expect me to fall for that trick, you lame micronian?"
Phillips:"Nah, all I had to do was stall for time while my buddy finished off your partner and came at you from behind."
Guard: "WHA--?!"(spins around)"There's nobod---Well**%^!(just before he gets brained by Phillips from behind)...I DID fall for it...(*THUMP*)"

Destroid goes marching out onto the exterior hull of the SDF-1, ready to defend the ship from alien aggression...
As it passes by, we can see the sign hanging off its backside reading 'KICK ME!'.

Are you sure that shield hangs on the backside of the Destroid ?
I would assume it hangs on the SDF...........or even upon Earth during largish parts of the show.

That's endemic to all big ships in anime(and movies)...The Enterprise is a Klingon magnet, the Millennium Falcon sports a '$%#%^ You, Jabba!' sticker over its engines(not able to read Hutt, Han Solo doesn't know what it really sez; he assumes it's scratches in the paint job), White Base screams 'SHOOT ME!!!' to anybody Zeon, and the SDF-1 is marked for Zentraedi, but to the dismay of the guy who set up a 'Target' outlet in Macross City(his store gets blitzed during the Zentraedi boarding raid by one of Khyron's soldiers who takes the sign literally).

[taalismn]

Rick and Lisa on Mars:
"Save yourself, Hunter! That's an order!"
"No can do, ma'am! Stand back!"
"What do you mean-"
*CRUNCH*(Veritech Fist to Window)
*SQUELCH*
"...oops..." (shuffle, shiffle, *click**BLAM*)"Ah, Hunter to SDF-1....those alien bastards killed Commander Hayes...Got my flight recorder too."

[Alpha 11]

Rick and Lisa on Mars:
"Save yourself, Hunter! That's an order!"
"No can do, ma'am! Stand back!"
"What do you mean-"
*CRUNCH*(Veritech Fist to Window)
*SQUELCH*
"...oops..." (shuffle, shiffle, *click**BLAM*)"Ah, Hunter to SDF-1....those alien bastards killed Commander Hayes...Got my flight recorder too."

[taalismn]

Rick:(after he and Lisa have been attacked by the Zentraedi in the arms locker)"Lisa! Are you okay!"
Lisa: "No, Rick! I'm(erk!) not!"
Rick: "Are you hurt?! What's wrong!"
Lisa: "The pain....yowch...ack...just a moment...ewwwww...wwhhooowwww...."
Rick: "WHAT???!!!"
Lisa: "Suit wedgie....Honestly, these things are so tight I can't wear ANYTHING under this thing! Fits tighter than a banana peel and comes off like one too! I need a bottle of oil or lubricating gel just to get it off in one piece! Ah...Rick....why are you bleeding from the nose like that? Did you get hit too?"

[Alpha 11]

Rick:(after he and Lisa have been attacked by the Zentraedi in the arms locker)"Lisa! Are you okay!"
Lisa: "No, Rick! I'm(erk!) not!"
Rick: "Are you hurt?! What's wrong!"
Lisa: "The pain....yowch...ack...just a moment...ewwwww...wwhhooowwww...."
Rick: "WHAT???!!!"
Lisa: "Suit wedgie....Honestly, these things are so tight I can't wear ANYTHING under this thing! Fits tighter than a banana peel and comes off like one too! I need a bottle of oil or lubricating gel just to get it off in one piece! Ah...Rick....why are you bleeding from the nose like that? Did you get hit too?"

[taalismn]

Max and Ben come around the corner, see Rick standing there glaze-eyed and gape-mouthed.
Ben: "What's with the LT?"
Max: "My God! He's been Fanserviced!"

[Alpha 11]

Max and Ben come around the corner, see Rick standing there glaze-eyed and gape-mouthed.
Ben: "What's with the LT?"
Max: "My God! He's been Fanserviced!"

[taalismn]

Max and Ben come around the corner, see Rick standing there glaze-eyed and gape-mouthed.
Ben: "What's with the LT?"
Max: "My God! He's been Fanserviced!"

Doing a little bit of retconning:

Dolza: (at the interrogation) #"SILENCE! YOU WILL DEMONSTRATE THIS 'FANSERVICE'!!! NOW!!"#
Rick, Lisa, and Ben go cockeyed, stare at each other, Rick and Ben stare at each other, then both look at Lisa. Lisa stares back with a disbelieving look...
Lisa: "You gotta be kidding me..."
Rick: "Our viewing demographic is adolescent boys, lonely immature men, and apparently now clueless alien males..."
Ben: "I can't do it."
Lisa's eyebrows begin twitching.....

[Alpha 11]

Max and Ben come around the corner, see Rick standing there glaze-eyed and gape-mouthed.
Ben: "What's with the LT?"
Max: "My God! He's been Fanserviced!"

Doing a little bit of retconning:

Dolza: (at the interrogation) #"SILENCE! YOU WILL DEMONSTRATE THIS 'FANSERVICE'!!! NOW!!"#
Rick, Lisa, and Ben go cockeyed, stare at each other, Rick and Ben stare at each other, then both look at Lisa. Lisa stares back with a disbelieving look...
Lisa: "You gotta be kidding me..."
Rick: "Our viewing demographic is adolescent boys, lonely immature men, and apparently now clueless alien males..."
Ben: "I can't do it."
Lisa's eyebrows begin twitching.....

[taalismn]

Lisa:(under breath) "...must control fist of death..."
Dolza: #"Obviously you micronian females cannot understand a direct order! A sign of your clear inferiority to Zentraedi!"#
Lisa: "..&#%^% this..."
------
Moments later:
*WHAM*
The conference room slams open, and there's the sound of many feet hitting the deck hard and fast, as Rick and Ben, Breetai, Exedore, and the Three Musketeers(i.e. Bron, Konda, and Rico) come tearing down the hall in full retreat...the two micronians actually pulling ahead of the five Zentraedi.
Ben: "RUN!"
Breetai: #"RUN FASTER!"#
Exedore: #"I've never seen a man stuffed up his own nostrils before!!!"#
Konda: #"I hope to never to see it again, either!!!"#
Rico: #"Is it after us?!"#
Bron: #"DON'T LOOK BACK!!! KEEP RUNNING!!!"#
Rick: "They can smell fear!!! Trust me, I KNOW!!!"

[keir451]

Lisa:(under breath) "...must control fist of death..."
Dolza: #"Obviously you micronian females cannot understand a direct order! A sign of your clear inferiority to Zentraedi!"#
Lisa: "..&#%^% this..."
------
Moments later:
*WHAM*
The conference room slams open, and there's the sound of many feet hitting the deck hard and fast, as Rick and Ben, Breetai, Exedore, and the Three Musketeers(i.e. Bron, Konda, and Rico) come tearing down the hall in full retreat...the two micronians actually pulling ahead of the five Zentraedi.
Ben: "RUN!"
Breetai: #"RUN FASTER!"#
Exedore: #"I've never seen a man stuffed up his own nostrils before!!!"#
Konda: #"I hope to never to see it again, either!!!"#
Rico: #"Is it after us?!"#
Bron: #"DON'T LOOK BACK!!! KEEP RUNNING!!!"#
Rick: "They can smell fear!!! Trust me, I KNOW!!!"

Hell hath no fury like Lisa hayes on a rampage.

[Alpha 11]

Lisa:(under breath) "...must control fist of death..."
Dolza: #"Obviously you micronian females cannot understand a direct order! A sign of your clear inferiority to Zentraedi!"#
Lisa: "..&#%^% this..."
------
Moments later:
*WHAM*
The conference room slams open, and there's the sound of many feet hitting the deck hard and fast, as Rick and Ben, Breetai, Exedore, and the Three Musketeers(i.e. Bron, Konda, and Rico) come tearing down the hall in full retreat...the two micronians actually pulling ahead of the five Zentraedi.
Ben: "RUN!"
Breetai: #"RUN FASTER!"#
Exedore: #"I've never seen a man stuffed up his own nostrils before!!!"#
Konda: #"I hope to never to see it again, either!!!"#
Rico: #"Is it after us?!"#
Bron: #"DON'T LOOK BACK!!! KEEP RUNNING!!!"#
Rick: "They can smell fear!!! Trust me, I KNOW!!!"

Lisa:(under breath) "...must control fist of death..."
Dolza: #"Obviously you micronian females cannot understand a direct order! A sign of your clear inferiority to Zentraedi!"#
Lisa: "..&#%^% this..."
------
Moments later:
*WHAM*
The conference room slams open, and there's the sound of many feet hitting the deck hard and fast, as Rick and Ben, Breetai, Exedore, and the Three Musketeers(i.e. Bron, Konda, and Rico) come tearing down the hall in full retreat...the two micronians actually pulling ahead of the five Zentraedi.
Ben: "RUN!"
Breetai: #"RUN FASTER!"#
Exedore: #"I've never seen a man stuffed up his own nostrils before!!!"#
Konda: #"I hope to never to see it again, either!!!"#
Rico: #"Is it after us?!"#
Bron: #"DON'T LOOK BACK!!! KEEP RUNNING!!!"#
Rick: "They can smell fear!!! Trust me, I KNOW!!!"

Hell hath no fury like Lisa hayes on a rampage.

To true.

[drewkitty ~..~]

Lisa:(under breath) "...must control fist of death..."
...snip

Must be a Dilbert fan.

[taalismn]

Pity the poor bastards who actually respond TO the commotion in the briefing room by running INTO it...
#"Lord Dolza! What's the emergen-YAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!"#
"'Zentraedi Superiority' -THIS-!!!"
#"AIIEEE!!! ENERGY BLASTS DON'T STOP IT!!!"#

[taalismn]

Lisa:(under breath) "...must control fist of death..."
...snip

Must be a Dilbert fan.

Of course... Wait until the Robotech Masters all show up, dressed as Elbonians...

[Alpha 11]

Pity the poor bastards who actually respond TO the commotion in the briefing room by running INTO it...
#"Lord Dolza! What's the emergen-YAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!"#
"'Zentraedi Superiority' -THIS-!!!"
#"AIIEEE!!! ENERGY BLASTS DON'T STOP IT!!!"#

Lisa:(under breath) "...must control fist of death..."
...snip

Must be a Dilbert fan.

Of course... Wait until the Robotech Masters all show up, dressed as Elbonians...

[drewkitty ~..~]

Lisa:(under breath) "...must control fist of death..."
...snip

Must be a Dilbert fan.

Of course... Wait until the Robotech Masters all show up, dressed as Elbonians...

[taalismn]

Of course... Wait until the Robotech Masters all show up, dressed as Elbonians...

And watch as they try to 'inconspiciously' infiltrate Zor Prime into micronian society...

(Sound of an enormous rubber band stretching)
*TWANG*---*krinkle*
(Cut to shot of GMP Headquarters, with a man-shaped hole in one of the upper windows)
Anonymous Male Voice: "Ah, Lieutenant Satori? We may have captured an enemy pilot here!"


Oh, what else could we do?
Substitute Louie with Wally?
"You don't do any work around here, you're never in combat, yet you make every meal, and you draw pay? Why DO we keep you around here?"
"Because it's me or Beetle Bailey."

Swap Angelo Dante for Bob the Dinosaur?
(Zor Prime gets the Wedgie of Doom)

Dogbert gets rid of Leonard, assumes control of the Southern Cross, declares that the Masters can't have Earth because he's already Ruler of It All...oh, and by the way, King Dogbert owns you too.
Robotech Masters discover he DOES.
Part of this is because Science Master Mordac, Disenabler of Information Services, has, in his quest to make the Tirolians' systems security impenetrable, made it impossible for ANYTHING to be accomplished as everybody is locked out of their own controls.

[keir451]

Of course... Wait until the Robotech Masters all show up, dressed as Elbonians...

And watch as they try to 'inconspiciously' infiltrate Zor Prime into micronian society...

(Sound of an enormous rubber band stretching)
*TWANG*---*krinkle*
(Cut to shot of GMP Headquarters, with a man-shaped hole in one of the upper windows)
Anonymous Male Voice: "Ah, Lieutenant Satori? We may have captured an enemy pilot here!"


Oh, what else could we do?
Substitute Louie with Wally?
"You don't do any work around here, you're never in combat, yet you make every meal, and you draw pay? Why DO we keep you around here?"
"Because it's me or Beetle Bailey."

Swap Angelo Dante for Bob the Dinosaur?
(Zor Prime gets the Wedgie of Doom)
Dogbert gets rid of Leonard, assumes control of the Southern Cross, declares that the Masters can't have Earth because he's already Ruler of It All...oh, and by the way, King Dogbert owns you too.
Robotech Masters discover he DOES.
Part of this is because Science Master Mordac, Disenabler of Information Services, has, in his quest to make the Tirolians' systems security impenetrable, made it impossible for ANYTHING to be accomplished as everybody is locked out of their own controls.

Dilbert ala SC, Rabid Southern Cross fan wiil either roll over in his grave or die of laughter.

[Alpha 11]

Of course... Wait until the Robotech Masters all show up, dressed as Elbonians...

And watch as they try to 'inconspiciously' infiltrate Zor Prime into micronian society...

(Sound of an enormous rubber band stretching)
*TWANG*---*krinkle*
(Cut to shot of GMP Headquarters, with a man-shaped hole in one of the upper windows)
Anonymous Male Voice: "Ah, Lieutenant Satori? We may have captured an enemy pilot here!"


Oh, what else could we do?
Substitute Louie with Wally?
"You don't do any work around here, you're never in combat, yet you make every meal, and you draw pay? Why DO we keep you around here?"
"Because it's me or Beetle Bailey."

Swap Angelo Dante for Bob the Dinosaur?
(Zor Prime gets the Wedgie of Doom)

Dogbert gets rid of Leonard, assumes control of the Southern Cross, declares that the Masters can't have Earth because he's already Ruler of It All...oh, and by the way, King Dogbert owns you too.
Robotech Masters discover he DOES.
Part of this is because Science Master Mordac, Disenabler of Information Services, has, in his quest to make the Tirolians' systems security impenetrable, made it impossible for ANYTHING to be accomplished as everybody is locked out of their own controls.

[taalismn]

Shot of Dilberted Southern Cross:
-Rows and rows of little cubicles in the barracks.

Shot of Dilberted Robotech Masters Mothership:
-Rows and rows of little cubicles in the ship's chambers.
Plus a giant watercooler-like 'Dispenso-Employee' at the end of every room, with clones floating around inside the upright blue plastic bottle.

Clone Master Catbert presiding...

Swap Field Marshal Leonard for the Pointy-Haired Boss; that will explain how Dogbert took over so easily...