randomer item table

[bigbobsr6000]

#30 A complete sterling silver tea set with serving tray.

[Zer0 Kay]

#31 A complete set of Rifts CCG... "what is this? Is it intel data some C.S. guy dropped?"

[Zer0 Kay]

#32 A Red Ray version of "The Princess Bride". The next words out of your characters mouth, and anytime thereafter that something perplexes him/her is... "Thath Iconthevable!"
There is a 25% chance you may refer to something like dog boys as C.O.U.S. or Rhino Buffalo as B.O.U.S. etc.
You have a +25% save vs. Coma and always save vs. Death... don't worry cuz you just mostly dead.
For whatever reason you despise anyone who has six fingers on their right hand... its like they killed your father and they should prepair to die.
You have a 15% chance to start rhyming the last word your closest friend says in a sentence.
You gain a +2 to parry and strike with a sword in your left hand but I know something you do not... you are not left handed, you may reroll initiative with a +4 when switching to your right hand AND have a +4 to strike and parry with a sword in your right hand.
You have an immunity to iocane powder... whatever that is.
Finally when attempting to dodge fire based traps you have an additional +3 to dodge

Gee I'm not shure if this Red Ray thing is good or bad... Thath Iconthevable!

[Zer0 Kay]

#33 A mobile city made of stone on wheels... They built this city out of rock... and it rolls!

It a very small city... some would say its a model.

[CyCo]

#34

3d100+4d6 lost people.

Did I mention these people are very small people?? Other than that, they're just ordinary John/Jane Does.

One could also say, that they could live in a very small town. Some would say that town is a model.

[Zer0 Kay]

Come on people lets at least complete this list so I can compile it and put all of the lists as one post.

[Zer0 Kay]

Six standardized randomer item lists for your copy and pasting entertainment.
List 1
01 - A copy of Pink Floyds division bell on CD perfect condition
02 - Padded Handcuffs
03 - A CS Dead boy action figure (still mint in package!)
04 - A copy of the game Rifts.
05 - 20th Anniversary Macross VF-1J Max Type Veritech fighter toy, fully pose able and transformable.
06 - Authentic Zippo Lighter
07 - Battered Black Leather Jacket, Female size SM
08 - A magic 8 ball
09 - A Twinkie.
10 - Yo-Yo without string.
11 - a yo-yo string.
12 - A set of D6.
13 - A video cassette of the "Dirty Dozen" (Beta), perfect condition
14 - Empty "Jiffy" peanut butter jar.
15 - Ice Scraper.
16 - 2 1/4 lbs sculptors clay.
17 - A broken sword with the words "sir stabby stabs a lot" engraved on the blade
18 - DVD of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
19 - Rubber Godzilla costume from the movie sets
20 - Penthouse: Ex Girls of the Carolina Panthers
21 - Red McDonalds "Ball-Pit" ball.
22 - A pear tree.
23 - A pear tree with a partridge nesting in it.
24 - A Santa costume
25 - An Easter Bunny costume
26 - A turkey costume
27 - A Grim Reaper costume
28 - A full set of American history encyclopedia, dating from the American Revolution up to the year before the Apocalypse, mint condition.
29 - 2 cell pack of D batteries.
30 - 4 cell pack of AA batteries
31 - A TV remote
32 - 6 pack of the 'original' Jolt Cola
33 - A bottle (12 fl oz) Lighter fluid for Zippo lighter.
34 - A size four black dress that Doesn’t seem to fit ANYONE correctly after trying it on people who are to large for it become depressed those too small become hostile.
35 - A box that depicts a scantily clad female that has personal massager printed on it.
36 - A battery charger with a car AC adapter.
37 - A Beta player
38 - Air America bumper sticker
39 - A number 4 socket wrench
40 - A standard PS/2 keyboard with the 's' key missing
41 - A can of tomato soup (maybe edible, maybe not)
42 - A slightly damaged fire control circuit from a CV-212 rifle
43 - A 'hula girl' coconut bra (adjustable to fit standard sizes)
44 - 2 left shoes
45 - Half-eaten peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich in a Tupperware container
46 - God.
47 - An N-Gage phone/game system, still wrapped and a sticker that says "Clearance"
48 - A store sign, hand written. "Buy N-Gage and get a box of Rifts CCG for free".
49 - Random street sign.
50 - Bottle of Jolt Cola ( original)
51 - Pack of wood matches (32 count)
52 - A 3 1/2 inch disk (blank...maybe?)
53 - A 5 1/4th inch floppy drive
54 - A DVD. 'Debbie does the Proseks'
55 - 1 5th bottle Bailey's Irish Cream ( solidified)
56 - A Stuffed toy (Cthulu anyone?)
57 - D-Bee Debbie does the Proseks'
58 - A hand gun with 1 anti matter bullet to save yourself after seeing the 'Debbie does ' DVD. ANY of them.
59 - Full Bottle of Jack Daniels
60 - WD-40 and a lighter
61 - Duct Tape
62 - Vice Grips (full set)
63 - Shotgun
64 - Coon dog
65 - Old man and rocker
66 - Twilight Zone episode with the Old guy and the Coon Dog that die and are walking a trail and the Dog keep the old dude from going into Hell.
67 - A copy Old Yeller
68 - The whole duotrillogy of Star Wars the collectors set DVD
69 - Debby does the CS... sorry had to do it because of the number
70 - A copy of the plans for Ronald Regan's Star Wars
71 - A copy of the plans for... a Booby?... no the Sphere of Fear... or Planet Death... the Killing Ball... Death Moon... Giant Hurtball... The Deathticle
72 - 1 slinky ( metal)
73 - 1 rubber super ball
74 - 1 container: silly putty. Still Pliable.
75 - 1 AOL CD with 1150 free hours ( makes a great coaster)
76 - A cryogenic suspension tube connected to a portable nuclear generator. (Who's inside?)
77 - An inflatable portable shelter / tent
78 - An electronic keycard with the number 'A5 Primary' printed on it in red letters.
79 - A crate of various fluid canisters (robot joint lubricant, rubber sealant, paint, hardener, etc.)
80 - An crystalline data storage device containing a dormant, intelligent AI system.
76 - One Cool Thing this small ball shaped item has a multitude of gadgets and features, like some pointless Swiss army...thingy. but as best you can figure, it doesn't actually do anything. but hey, its Cool!
81 - Battered and sun-faded poster from the movie 'Double Team', starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman. The poster is the double-sided one with both taglines. When held up to a light, there is a map that appears... which leads the group to a location hidden somewhere in the American wasteland; a destroyed movie store where a laserdisc copy of Double Team is the only surviving artifact. (Spooky)
82 - A large cardboard cutout of one of the American Empire's former Presidents. (GM pick which one).
83 - A Super-Veritech, unscratched (no more Protoculture, but has full complement of missiles and the GU-11 is completely loaded).
84 - A wooden Bo Staff and a red mask that seems a bit odd to wear on a human. carved into the staff are 3 letters "D-O-N".
85 - Marcellus Wallace's brief case. Inside is....
86 - A carton of Red Apples cigarettes
87 - A Hatori Hanzo katana. Considered to be a lesser rune sword that deal 5D6 MD / strike.
88 - A realdoll from realdoll.com.
89 - Issue 1 of Captain Marvel
90 - A functioning Cherry 5000 android.
91 - Cigarette butts (1d20)
92 - Plastic Picnic Utensils
93 - Napkins
94 - A bottle of Don Perinon dated 2098
95 - 1 full bottle of Aunt Jamima syrup
96 - 1 full box of Uncle Ben Rice
91 - Jumanji board game
98 - Orange box cutter (1d4 sdc damage)
99 - Full, mint condition can of "Scrubbing Bubbles"
00 - Unopened copy of Eddie Murphy’s "Party All The Time". Mint condition.

[Zer0 Kay]

List 2
01 - Colt 1908 .380 w/Black Stock and inlaid with 4 Ivory Stars on the right grip. Surprisingly good condition.
02 - A 20Q game in working condition (magical properites to be determined by gm)
03 - 15 Gallons of Latex Exterior Paint (Brand New, Unopened) in the following colors - 5 Gallons of Cobalt Blue, 5 Gallons of Fire Engine Red, 5 Gallons of Forest Green.
04 - 5 Gallons of Wood Stain (Brand New, Unopened)
05 - Set of Exterior Paint Brushes, 2 Broad, 2 Trim (Brand New)
06 - 3 Paint Rollers (Includes 3 extra Roller Pads Each) with accompanying Paint Trays (Unused and Wrapped in Plastic)
07 - High Performance Paint Sprayer, Includes 2-Wheeled Cart for Mobility (Ratings - .33 gallons per minute (GPM), 3000 PSI) (Looks Brand New)
08 - 36' Fiberglass Extension Ladder - Extra Heavy Duty; Max Weight 300 lbs. (Looks Almost New, Slight Scuff Marks on the Rungs)
09 - 4 Pair of Safety Glasses made of Heavy Duty Plastic. (Brand New, Still in Box)
10 - 1 Box of 50 Pairs of Disposable Latex Gloves (Slight Water Damage to the Box, FDA Approved)
11 - 1 gallon paint thinner
12 - 1 bottle nail polish remover
13 - 1 man portable sand blaster ( jsut add sand)
14 - 1 Paint scraper
15 - 1 surgical mask. One size fits all. paper
16 - 1 bottle ( 50 count) generic pain reliever ( for the headache you KNOW your gonna get)
17 - 1 set ear plugs ( muffles the nagging of party members)
18 - 1 copy - CSI computer game on mini disk
19 - 1d20 packets iodized salt.
20 - 1 package Vanilla Incense sticks. ( which comes 20 to a package ...)
21 - We found a box of disposable gloves in a collapsed hospital and sold them to a local clinic in our New West game.
18 - 1 copy - CSI computer game on mini disk
19 - 1d20 packets iodized salt.
20 - 1 package Vanilla Incense sticks. ( which comes 20 to a package ...)
21 - A box of disposable gloves in a collapsed hospital
22 - A copy of Rifts - Lone Star. You now have hyperclassified CS information. Enjoy.
23 - A left-footed sock.
24 - A DM-determined Month/Year issue of Hustler Magazine.
25 - David Hasselhoff!
26 - 1 Minidisk. Knight Rider soundtrack. ( mint condition)
27 - 1 package Butter Rum lifesavers (edible)
28 - 1 mechanical pencil ( working condition, no lead.)
29 - 1 roll duct tape. Camoflage (woodland pattern)
30 - 1 back scratcher. Wooden. ( Cursed. 1d6 minutes after use, start itching uncontrollably. Save vs Insanity - 18
31 - A wooden cucumber... I think that's what it is Big Grin Not Happy
32 - A Exo-Squad (toy) with removable power pack. "Why doesn't this damn thing work??
33 - 1 Storm Shadow GI Joe( toy) in mint condition and original package.
34 - 1 pound chocolate covered coffee beans.
35 - 2 pound boxing gloves (1d4 pairs)
36 - Rock'em Sock'em Robots game (Mint condition, orignal packaging)
37 - A mini disk. "UFC 205, Samrock vs. Ortiz part 27--Will Ken ever learn he is old?"
38 - A book on the US-Mexican War (with pictures).
39 - George Washington
40 - A broken pencil
41 - Box of pencils. 1D20
42 - Palladium fantasy RPG
43 - A taped shut plastic box, in it is an X Game Station 9 gaming console in working condition, all attachment, 4 controllers, a pair of 2 gigabyte memory cards, and 3D6+6 games in good condition.
44 - NEMA Action Figure Collection, Set One, includes 8 figures, including a Silver Eagle SAMAS and a Chromium Guardsmen, the Packaging intact, everything is mint. On the box is a red label in the upper right corner sating "As seen on TV!" along with "Coming Soon! Sets Two and Three!" And a big red label "Mega-Mart Christmas 2098 Super Sale! 50% Off Until New Years!". Back of box shows assorted figures and vehicles/robots of the series that are "Sold Separately".
45 - 1 set of cards. Incomplete. (missing the Jokers)
46 - 1 VHS cassette. Blank
47 - A CD with the movie "Atomic Cafe" and the US Department of War training film on the construction of a cold war era nuclear missiles and projection booth running on solar power.
48 - Stonehenge like structure made us of warhead equip nuclear missiles of different sizes with a good chance of them leaking, the structure almost looks like a memorial or a temple of spiritual now gone peoples.
49 - Bas Rutten's Big Book of Combat
50 - Worn out MT 10oz Gloves, leather
51 - Super Mario Sunshine, complete in case.
52 - Box of magnum-sized condoms
53 - Box of "snug fit" condoms
54 - Box of broken light bulbs
55 - A partial bolt of denim (8 yards left)
56 - A children's drawing of a clown.
57 - An unused copy of Rifts - Scotland (to be released in 1996)
58 - A mint collectors copy of Mechanoid Space. No release or copy right date. When someone trys to pick it up it evaporates.
59 - One Macistan in two body bags with a note that says "maybe he'll understand TWO now." Big Grin
60 - 1 Picture of Zer0 Kay in a compromising position
61 - 1 Remote control ( universal) Rune device. Powers - Chronomancy at 10th level efficiency. Cursed - Needs archaic AAA batteries which are no longer manufactured.
62 - Three remote controls to nothing you own.
63 - A bonsai tree
64 - UPS uniform
65 - A Blank Rubix cube
67 - Fallout 2 Disc in meant condition
68 - DVD of Rocky Horror Picture show
69 - A Playboy with only the articles left in it
70 - A talking Teddy Ruckspin
71 - A Box of Rice Crispy Treats
72 - A Bottle of Jim Beam
73 - A tarot deck box with 3cards in it the World, the Tower, and Magician
74 - A priced manikin head
75 - A Laser disc of TankGirl Okay
76 - A Female Robot with tank treads for legs.
78 - An Idiots guide to deductive reasoning and reading comprehension.
79 - A note on said book saying 'read all of a thread before posting'
80 - 1 package 3" x 5" index cards (lined)
81 - Pack of Lucky Strikes
82 - A Rune hammer made of a wooden shaft with a horse shoe attached as a hammer head in Rune the shaft says 'Lucky Strikes.'
83 - A hard copy of every page of this thread. With highlighter (actually glows and registers minute amounts of radioactivity) on all posts after
84 - A computer that has a nuclear power supply (both still operational and running). The computer is running a macro that continually posts to a specific message board thread that only exists in the computer's memory now. The message from the macro says 'Necromancer casts Thread Resurrection'. The power supply seems to be leaking minor amounts of radiation that can conveniently cause highlighters to actually glow.
85 - A book that says "WHY ME! - and 100 other uses for 'The Club (tm)'.
86 - A book titled, The Palladium Forum for Dummies.
87 - A chromed, metal boomerang.
88 - A can of shaving gel, half empty.
89 - 1D6 pistons from a medium-sized engine.
90 - Bundled up set of books contains - Tome Grotesque™ 1 thru 7 .(for something call Beyond the Supernatural) and Chaos Earth™ Creatures Sourcebooks. All the books are well worn with highlighted text, new pictures taped over old ones and some text crossed out and marked "Way Wrong" with blood spots on the pages.
91 - Package labeled "Easy to Open" that looks like it's been ran over by a tank and it's still sealed.
92 - A 6 foot length of tank tread that appears to have been damaged by running over something.
93 - A cigar box with old ticket stubs, unused stickers, and faded photos inside, with several rubber bands wrapped around the outside to hold it closed. ( They are Mega Damage rubber bands, so they have not rotted over the decades. In fact, they will do 1d2 Mega Damage to something if flipped by a being with a strength over 30.)
94 - A homemade sex tape
95 - A wheel chair
96 - A power bar
97 - A bag of dog food
98 - A large brick with the words "This stone was laid by President Schwarzenegger 12/6/2012"
99 - A small cloth bag with a dozen little polyhedral hunks of plastic inside. Each one is has a different number on each face, except for one. It has a cartoon ghost on it, encircled and crossed out by a red line.
00 - A bag of kitty litter.

[Zer0 Kay]

List 3
01 - 20 lb case of Pop Rocks, assorted flavors
02 - Two wine bottles that read to be vintage 1832 (when opened are both filled with colored water taste really bad!!!)
03 - A packet with a depiction of some glassware/water golem. The packet is full of some sort of powder. The construct must be magically dehydrated since the instructions say to add water... judging by the amount it must be a fairly small golem... but why would anyone want to add sugar to a golem?
04 - A Ninja(Roll initiative).
05 - A loaded quarter, it always lands on its edge.
06 - Keys to a Jaguar XJ220 with alarm remote attached. When the alarm button is clicked, a ghostly 'bleep bleep' of an alarm being armed/unarmed is heard nearby.
07 - Technowizard dimensional teleportation gate, completely wrecked console that firmly resists repair; clearly the product of mad science. Diameter of effect is 50'. Keyed to emerge in the year 3030 in an alternate Earth. Every time it is used for this purpose, all living beings within this area of effect are rendered unconscious, and nearby rocks, clothing, furniture, loose items, dust, or even firm rock ground are rearranged immediately to spell the words "Buzz Off".
08 - Disposable nappy, used. Contents glow with a softly glowing green light. If detected for, radiation is at critical levels. If placed within a new, unfired reactor, will power reactor for 300+ years. If placed within a 'warm' reactor, it will explode. Radius 1d10 x 50 miles radius, 1d100 x 600 Meg damage at epicenter, each 10% distance from epicenter reduce damage by 10%.
09 - A pair of tongs used to pick up radioactive nappys.
10 - A crate of Vanilla Ice CDs. Can be used as weapons (1D12 MDC to supernatural creatures/3D4 to SDC creatures)
11 - One pair of ear plugs.
12 - Foamy the Squirrel T-Shirt, size XXL. Provides 60 MDC vs. mutant/supernatural squirrels.
13 - 100 (XL) Lazlo Society T-shirt
14 - The Encyclopedia of Witchcraft & Demonology (Author - Rossell Hope Robbins)
15 - Complete Works of H.P. Lovecraft
16 - A computer that only lets user use an E-mail account from 2005 has several centuries of spam. User must read and delete before using(can only be deleted after being read in full). For amount of spam roll 1D100 x 1,000,000,000. Roll for insanity for every 1,000 read in a 3 day period. All players who lay eyes on it must roll to save vs magic at -6 or become obsessed with reading the spam If they ever do read and delete all the spam they find a game called world of Warcraft and must roll a nat. 20 or become addicted to it and will spend all their time playing. The computer somehow lets them play the game with people in 2005.
17 - A pair of fluffy dice. If hung from a vehicles rearview mirror, it enhances the top speed of the vehicle by 10%, and gives a bonus +2 to the drivers M.A.
18 - A can of red vehicle spray-paint. Miraculously covers any Single vehicle of ANY size in a nice candy apple red. Directions state shake well until bearing can be heard moving freely... the act takes six consecutive hours. After it is applied the vehicles top speed will be doubled.
19 - Box of Ding Dongs - Dated 2036 - Inedible
20 - Box of Twinkies - Dated 1979 - Edible
21 - A DVD of the movie Ghostbusters.
22 - A severed ladies finger, with red fingernail. When asked to point north, it will point out true north. When asked to point out the nearest evil, it will point at the nearest Cyberknight, regardless of alignment.
23 - A lump of purest green.
24 - A turnip shaped like a thingy.
25 - A box of 'Soylent Green' cereal. On the back it reads 'Made by people, for people, of people.'
26 - A glowing bug in a box, floating on a puddle of goo and cloth. There is fine print on the box in order to read it you need to pick up the package. The package states "Geiger Counter - When the roach is legs up there is too much radiation." You realize you're standing in someone.
27 - A pair of CS military boots, there is a foot inside the left one. you don't know where the rest of the body could be... It weighs 3 lbs and has 10MDC per boot.
28 - A pre-rifts hardbound book, dusting off the cover reveals the title to be "Edger Allen Poe's Complete Works" A raven lands next to you.
29 - A severed monkey head. On close inspection it is revealed there is a note in the mouth. The note reads "Palladium Books chief editor"
30 - A thingy shaped like a turnip.
31 - A book entitled "the marketing secrets of Kevin Siembieda" The owner of this book gets double the monetary rewards for selling loot, but suffers a -30% to all literacy skills.
32 - A box of condoms for a D-Bee race with drastically different genitalia (GM can use imagination, but reading the instructions should cause a roll vs. insanity, or the character will become nauseous at the very idea of sex)
33 - A newspaper dated September 11, 2057. With the headline "They did it again"
34 - A computer-book, with the words Don't panic written on the cover. if opened, the display will be stuck on one entry. Earth - mostly Harmless
35 - A Towel
36 - You find the Chucky doll. Yes he wants to kill you and yes he is alive
37 - A bar of soap and some candy
38 - The Kitchen Sink
39 - A T-shirt that say "I'm with stupid" and has an arrow on it. When worn the arrow will magically points to the stupidest person within 20 feet. The PC wearing the shirt will magically temporarily lose 5 IQ points but will feel much, much smarter than normal and will believe that the shirt makes him smarter no matter what evidence there is to the contrary.
40 - One of those really lame t-shirts that says baby and has an arrow that points to where the baby bulge should be. If magic detection is used the shirt is found to be enchanted. ANYONE who puts the shirt on is "blessed" with a child. The child will magically be able to make it full term. Males good luck trying to figure out how to get it out without surgery. The child cannot be chemically aborted. DNA tests show that the child is actually the bearers and the nearest male at the time the shirt was put on, except the wearer. On further inspection of the area there is a card that says "To Erin, for the child we could never have." Signed Plato. (Sorry first strange couple I could come up with. I was thinking Prosek, but he's against magic).
41- An black rabbits foot, who ever picks it up will find themselves unable to get rid of it leaving it somewhere will cause it to magically reappear in their possession later that day. Destroying it will have the same effect. Penalties -50% to all skill rolls /-5 to all rolls on a D20 / natural 20s will have no effect / natural 1s will have 5 times the effect they normally would / Spells will have only a 30% chance of working and if they do they only have half effect. The rabbits foot will vanish after one month if someone else touched it when it was in the first persons possession it will now appear in the possession of the first person that did so. Spells will have no effect on the foot or its effects.
42 - Inflatable NEMA General.
43 - A suit of invulnerable armor. When the armor is separated it is found that it was being held together by what must be a partially crushed skeleton.
44 - A suit of armor that is truly invulnerable it takes no damage from anything any spells have no effect (including but not limited to area of effect spells like COA) no psionics will work and nothing will effect wearer the suit will provide the wearer with all the air he/she needs. The wearer gains supernatural PS of 666. Once worn there is no way to remove the armor until the wearer is dead. The suit doesn't stop the wearer from starving.
45 - A set of Uno Cards
46 - A complete set of all "Gathering the Magic" Collectable Card Game from Coasting Wizards. All cards are a spell from the megaverse (PFRPG, BtS, HU, anywhere). The first time the card is pulled it will cast that spell at the level of the person who drew the card. The second time it is pulled it will pull an identical spell from the users mind. The user will be unable to use it or even remember they knew it before. If an identical spell is not available a random spell of equal level will be forgotten. There is one limitation to the deck... it only works against someone else who also has a deck. Just your luck it's probably the last one on EARTH.
47 - A small orange glass ball the size of a fist - Once the holder says a word or phrase (Chosen by the GM and is inscribed on the ball) a randomly created MDC monster forms in front of the holder. Duration - 10 Minutes per level of user. only one beast may be summoned at a time and they don't disappear until the duration elapses
Roll % to determine what the thing is and what it does
01-30% Animalistic predator (use quick roll chart in RMB) will follow the summoners commands
31-60% Intelligent supernatural monster (use quick roll chart in RMB) will follow the summoners commands
61-80% Animalistic predator (use quick roll chart in RMB) will attack the summoner
81-00% Intelligent supernatural monster (use quick roll chart in RMB) will attack the summoner
48 - funny dog poo.
49 - a shoe covered in 48.
50 - A flaming paper bag of 48.
51 - A small Palladium (as in the metal) ball the size of a fist - (yes this was dominantly a cut and paste from Mindgamer's 47) Once the holder says a word or phrase (Chosen by the GM and is inscribed on the ball) Kevin Siembieda appears. All instances of Kevin are completely invulnerable. Kevin can appear in any environment without ill effect. Duration - 10 Minutes per level of user. only one Kevin Siembieda may be summoned at a time and he won't disappear until the duration elapses
Roll % to determine what he does
01-30% If used by a member of the Coalition the user will be completely immune to all attacks. EVEN a dual blast from the SDF-3's main guns. If used by a mage Kevin will explain to them while their attempting to cast a spell how they are so much better than technology based societies and each time the spell caster attempts to concentrate on the spell and ignore Kevin he will flick there ear.
31-60% Kevin will suddenly change the rules back to the old format making any SDC round incapable of doing MDC damage no matter how many rounds are fired.
61-80% Kevin will change the writing of this post so that he will never disappear, unless he wants to.
81-00% Kevin will appear and offer an open house to Palladium books which everyone but the holder of the orb can go to, and does, because the holder suddenly is out of funds. However this mass exodus has a 50% change of killing the holder from stampede, if he lives though he has enough time to loot everything in an area equal to that of Chi-town... as long as it's not Palladium headquarters (duh everyone is there). Did I say loot I meant has enough time to get away without harm, yeah that's what I meant
101-102% Kevin will appear and explain that there is always a 2% chance that an expert will fail at even the most simple of tasks without modifiers so there must also be a 2% chance for something to happen that is good. So here is the impossible two percent on percentile dice that can be rolled in order to get the character what ever the heck he wants. It can happen... Kevin says so
Disclaimer - Caution this item is very dangerous in the hands of Rifts players. Don't worry about BtS players because they'll run away from it and PFRPG players will give it to their deity. However in the hands of a Rifts player it can... no it will be abused and become a bane to the game. You'll have CS troops surviving things that they shouldn't and rules changing that made perfect... oh never mind that already happens, play on.
52 - A small book called RULES OF THE WORLD - The owner of the book will have a dark feeling that the rules & laws by which their world is governed are inconsistent and vague and will become depressed and have these penalties - - 15% to all skills, -1 to all combat rolls, can't roll with punch(what's the point?) and -3 to all perception rolls.
53 - A lovely necklace! The word "Luck" is imprinted in the center of a silver medallion. On each side of the word are two small crystals one is green and one is blue. It glows softly at night or in darkness. It's warm to the touch. If the player keeps it, after 1D4 weeks they will start to suffer the effects of radiation poisoning. Hair falling out, etc, etc. Object read will reveal that the last owner was a Crazy, it's purpose was to give said crazy his "magic" powers. Images will show the crazy slowly loosing hair, teeth falling out and other nice images. the last owner is long dead, and so will the current owner unless they get some radiation treatment soon!
54 - A pint of strawberries. It's very heavy when you try to pick it up (there is an elephant hiding in there of cause).
55 - The Almighty Stick Of Thwacking - The ASOT is a weapon of untold power. Any being hit with the ASOT is instantly knocked out for 1D6 minutes this effect cannot be stopped by armor. Please note that the ASOT will not work if the wielder is wearing any armor of any type (this includes spells like armor of Ithan or any spell that provides a positive effect) nor can the wielder have used any other weapon besides the ASOT in the last 5 minutes. Also note that the ASOT is NOT a MDC item and as such can't parry MD attacks.
56 - A ball of string, 1" across. A magical ball of string, it's never ending. As most people won't just sit there and unwind the entire ball (if they do, they'll eventually work out what they have), they'll never know what is special about the ball of string, as it loses its powers when cut.
57 - A bottle of Heinz Steak Sauce
58 - The Larch
59 - The Spanish Inquisition
60 - A person stuck in a comfy chair... still complaining that they never expected the SPANISH INQUISITION!
61 - You find a the skeletal remains of a human holding what appears to be a green amulet out toward the building upon closer inspection the 'amulet' is some sort of petrified food remains. Just by chance as you are inspecting the remains a drop of red semi liquid material falls from the sky on the back of your neck (unnoticeable if in armor). If the roof of the four story building is inspected a bottle of Heinz 57 Ketchup is found on the ledge. The evidence shows that no previous event like this has happened as there is no other red material around the remains. *Consider yourself honored, you have witnessed a once in a life time event... apparently not the other guys though."
62 - A 1 inch CD containing the adult movie "The Emperor Goes to Town." (five minutes after finding the CD, the area is hit with an aerial bombardment by CS forces).
63 - A set of CD's titled "The Best of the Spice Girls".
64 - NOTHING
65 - (anyone watch Dr. Who last night?) A device that is about four feet tall and 2.5 feet wide, if an adequate power source is found the device is covered in lights and has American Written words written on small labels in a window, behind another window can be seen a multitude of giant data disks. No matter what a rogue scholar will identify this as an iPod and will claim that it contains music from all the greatest composers of the late 20th century. The first song played will be "Tainted Love" followed by "Toxic".
66 - Cthulhu (Make a new character).
67 - Dust. Lots & lots of dust. Make a saving throw or have a serious allergic sneezing fit.
68 - A white dog sitting on my shoulder.
69 - (dude!) A 15th level Cyberknight's psi-blade. As one can assume, he's extremely pissed about losing his blade (how on earth he managed to do that, we'll never know!!), and if he finds someone using his blade, well, it won't be pretty.
70 - A very angry (possibly evil) Cyber-knight. Roll Initiative
71 - A young Dragon. Roll Initiative
72 - An Adult Dragon. Are you sure you want to roll Initiative?
73 - A Splugorth. Just Run.
74 - Rusty ornamental knife
75 - A small silver coin with this inscription "Flip and win and power you'll gain, flip and loose and with your life force you pay" whenever a magic user or psychic decides to flip it he/she must choose a number equal to or less than their HP(or MDC) and choose heads or tails. If they win the flip then their PPE or ISP (whichever is appropriate) raises by the number they chose, If they lose then their HP (or MDC) drops by however much they choose. This can be used more than once but if they win more than 3 in a row the god Johten "vindictive punisher of cheaters" (Make one up) will appear and proclaim that the user has been cheating and tell him/her that he will remove all the new PPE/ISP plus HP equal to the smallest bet unless they can beat him in a fair game. If they take him up on his challenge he will take the coin that they have been using and ask him/her to choose a side he will then flip it. If the players win the god will become even angrier and tell them that if they cheat at everything then they have no place in this world, roll up a new PC cause he snaps his fingers and your player falls over dead NO SAVE AND NO REVIVE. If he wins then he will say "I guess that I was wrong I'll take the PPE/ISP but I'll leave you that health have a good life. Ether way he takes the coin with him.
76 - A Very old Computer, a MSN conversation is still minimized on the task bar. On the Computer is Half-Life 2, Doom 3, and KOTOR 1 and 2
77 - A slightly used Can Opener (Mechanical or Electrical, GM's Choice)
78 - A run flat tire on wheel from a '96 military HMMWV (Hummer). Tire is flat, but rim is sound.
79 - A Military Hummer (minus rims and tires)
80 - Cork Soakers
81 - A HMMWV with all parts, including a fully loaded Hellfire Missile turret. However it glows in the dark and it's not because of the paint.
82 - A Hummer, able to do the Star Spangled Banner.
83 - A Fluffer, also able to do the Star Spangled Banner or fluff pillows
84 - NOTHING
85 - The character runs into a brick wall (regardless of where they are) graffiti is written on it that says "Your train of thought has been derailed and has killed a small village." no, no wait I'll do it to myself
86 - A can of spray paint. It has a dial around the nozzle that will let you choose what color you want. Enough to cover one suit of body armor or motorcycle.
87 - Furby – It talks and does anything like a normal Furby. There seem to be no on/off button and the thing run indefinitely. If you try to throw it away, it reappears back, a few hours later, in your belonging. You can try also to destroy it. But after a few hours, it reappear back again in your belonging and it furious at you for all the day. The only way to get rid of it; is to throw it away into the portal in Asylum the Asylum in Atlantis, where it will reappear somewhere else in the Megaverse.
88 - Ball Vice of Infinite Wisdom - grants the user infinite wisdom when worn.
89 - A tin of nuts & bolts. The nuts are actually licorice & yogurt covered brazil nuts, kept in the same tin as the grease covered bolts. The bolts are in various sizes, in imperial measurements.
90 - A piece yellowish parchment paper... at second glance it has your picture on it... double take, it says wanted across the top. As you watch the word deleted appears across it. A wind picks up and another page just like it flies through the air and sticks to you. One thing passes through your head RUN! Save vs. HF 20 fail you run... succeed, well it's a bad time to succeed.
91 - A roll of everlasting 3ply toilet paper.
92 - An Everlasting Gobbstopper... guaranteed to stop gobbs. Now if you can only find a gobb
93 - Spaceball 1
94 - A suit of inflatable power armor
95 - A power armor pop-gun part of set with 94... collect them both while supplies last
96 - A Hummer with a 2043 Lift kit and Solar Power panels .(recharge time - 4 hours; Hover, max. alt - 250 feet and speed of 225 MPH) with Peace marking and painted in wild colors. The doors locked and anti thief alarm system is on and fully armed. The dead bodies with full dial a color spray cans is proof of that.
97 - The Perfect Spoon! A bent and tarnished 1 foot long silver spoon... You'd be willing to trade 4 regular spoons for this one spoon. Careful, it's previous owner's probably upset that he's lost his power object!
98 - Nothing ....Nothing at all..creepy
99 - A box of Cocoa Pops
00 - A comprehensive compilation of all Random Rifts item tables and a pair of percentile dice. Oddly enough you have noticed through your travels that the only accurate list is the 'Randomer' item list. After several 'coincidences' you start rolling the dice before you open anything, including your eyes and have found that the die roll is also accurate. Then you lose the list, dang it someone else must have rolled 100.

Edit: I didn't copy and paste some of # 51 correctly change is in red FYI.

[Zer0 Kay]

List 4
01 - A cardboard box, with a Fed Ex label addressed to Detective David Mills. It's sealed and has dried blood around the corners. "WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
02 - A sealed package with "do not open till (that day's date)" Inside being 3 dozen ampoules of a yellowish substance.
03 - A randomer item list, list (and yes that was supposed to be double) that allows you to figure out which randomer item list you're going to use.
04 - A pair of d10. Can be used to roll on the randomer item list list, if so desired.
05 - A box containing a full set of IKEA Stainless Steel Flatware.
06 - Jimmy Hoffa alive playing strip poker with Janis Joplin and losing
07 - A pink plastic flamingo. They eyes glow red when approached, but it harmless to the first person touching or picking it up. If placed standing up on it's feet and then left behind, it will then be activated. When something comes within a 5 foot radius, it detonates with all the force and effects of a plasma mini-missile.
08 - A certificate of birth For Nostrous Dunscon with Joseph Proseck's father's name on it.
09 - A cargo container full of knockoff C-10/C-12 rifles, They are made of neon colored plastic and while they are exactly the same (Weight, Range etc) as standard issue weapons, They do not deal any damage. (Training arms?)
10 - A Certificate of Marriage with Karl Prosek and Erin Tarn's names written on it and signed (real).
11 - A horse and saddle in a stasis chamber. Its alive, and a fully trained riding horse. Then saddle is of high quality with some silver embellishments. The saddle bags containing oats. (horse feed), and 100,000 in old US dollars.
12 - Boneshaker the Cybersex Kitten aka. Nii the Suicidegirl.
13 - The mint condition book "Care and feeding of Cyberpuppies" by Teirdes. Laying close by is a chewed on IAR-3 leg.
14 - A TW slinky that walks upstairs. Makes a slinkety sound.
15 - A winning ticket from a Pre-Cataclysm lottery that would have been worth fifty million dollars.
16 - A $10,000 biro, capable of writing in 0-g environments. Next to it is a $0.49 lead pencil. Also capable of writing in a 0-g environment.
17 - A staple-remover that radiates supernatural evil. It isn't dangerous. Yet.
18 - A Learjet. Works like an ordinary jet, but you can't shake the feeling that it's undressing you with its eyes.
19 - A Hydrogen Dirigible armored with a soft dense metal (completely SDC and totally useless). An old disk player on board powered from an unknown source continuously replays a song... something dealing with stairs and heaven. It does float and is powered by the same unknown power supply as the disk player, so it can "fly". (Thanks Brisco County Jr.)
20 - A black 1cu ft. (1000 MDC) box with a red button under a flip up (250 MDC) glass panel. The box has the words: "DO NOT PUSH" written on it. (What happens when the button is pushed is up to the GM but it should be VERY unpleasant)
21 - A gigantic room with a floor which is covered with a highly detailed map of Pre-Apocalypse Earth. In a box on Antarctica are four grey foot tall mushroom shaped plastic pieces. If anyone places one of those pieces on the board they will not notice anything different, except the piece can't be picked up again. If any piece is placed near their location, which is marked with a green dot on the map, they will notice... something as would have anyone in the real locations they placed the other pieces.
22 - A cow's brain in a jar. Slightly used, but serviceable -- a perfect replacement should your cow ever be badly damaged.
23 - A 4 foot tall robotic replica of Optimus Prime. It has a computer AI mind controlling it and will be loyal to whoever turns it on, (it is found off). It can even transform into a truck like on the cartoon! It can talk but only says things like "Transform and roll out!" and "Let's kick some decepti-tail!". Stats: IQ 14, ME N/A, MA 11, PS 13, PP 12, PE 20, PB N/A, SPD 12 or 45 MPH in vehicle mode. Physical stats are robotic. MDC by location: Head 10, Body 40, Arm (2) 15, Leg (2) 15. It has an energy blaster that does 2d6 MDC with a range of 700 feet. The rate of fire is single shots and he can shoot 3 times a melee, can also do aimed shots. Won't fight hand-to-hand, only fights using its energy blaster. It has a nuclear power cell with a 20 year lifespan. Bonuses: +2 initiative, +2 parry and dodge, +2 to strike with energy blaster (in addition to any bonuses gained from doing an aimed shot, etc).
24 - A 12' long 2 pencil. Anything it draws comes to life. Anything it drew or that is clearly a cartoon character like Optimus Prime or Floopers can be erased... good luck catching the floopers.
25 - A very fancy, expensive looking pen. With the cap on, it looks like a fine, cavalry saber. Close examination, the pen seems to be able to be twisted in the middle. With the cap off, when twisted, it pushes the pen nib out so you can write with it. Twisted with the cap on, it becomes a full sized saber.
26 - A REALLY thick novel entitled War and Peace. Roll a D20 versus MA. If the roll is over MA your driven to read it. Whatever the condition of the world is War or Peace it will be the opposite once the book is completed. The player will not know, but they were placed in a pocket dimension and will not tire, grow hungry, bored of the book or have to use the bathroom... oh and time passed, only about 100 years and the peace won't necessarily last that long.
27 - Another pen. This one is an old fashion calligraphy pen, with a sharp nib. No ink bottle is found, but the pen has a never ending supply of ink. This pen can be used to create Magic Tattoos!! When drawn on a person, the tattoo will behave the same way at a magic tattoo it depicts. Thus a tiger tattoo will summon a tiger, and a broken chain tattoo will grant supernatural strength. It's not for free however. Firstly, it still costs the same amount of PPE to activate the tattoo. Secondly, and the greatest cost of all, is the permanent loss of those PPE expended to activate the tattoos!!! Unless the proper research is conducted first, such as taking to Laslo or such, to get identified, no one will know about the PPE loss until someone looses enough so they can no longer activate any tattoos. Obviously, this means little to soldiers and the like, but obviously is the bane of all magic users!!
28 - a spiky haired plush yellow novelty doll with a pull string that says "Eat my shorts, Cowabunga, and do the Bartman."
29 - a plush doll of a little Jewish boy that when you squeeze it, it says "Oh my god you killed Kenny... you BASTARD!"
30 - A model ship in a bottle. Roll to see what ship:
01-10% HMS Enterprise - ancient sailing ship
11-20% USS Enterprise - ancient aircraft carrier
21-30% USS Ticonderoga - super subcarrier
31-40% NGR Poseidon - super subcarrier
41-50% USS Missouri - ancient battleship
51-60% Exxon Valdez - can't tell. Lots of black oil on the inside of the bottle.
61-70% CVS Prometheus - super subcarrier
71-80% SLV Daedulus - super sub amphibious assault ship
81-90% Horune Dreamship
91-00% RMS Titanic - ancient passenger liner. Model is broken in half.
31 - As above except the bottle shows the current status of the craft, including moving parts, location (within the area of the bottle), even people on deck and the firing of weapons. It is not live time though only the equivalent of one still frame per minute is seen. Shaking the bottle has NO effect on the "inhabitants". If the bottle is open nothing pours out but the image starts to fade, recapping it will not renew the image and will only keep it from further degrading. If the image completely dissipates a circuit card with LEDs and some sort of receiver can be seen at the base of the bottle.
32 - While traveling across the wilderness, the party see something glinting in the distance. What they find is a very large, wooden skull of some predator. It's as large as a two story house, and carved out of some type of hard wood, bleached near white from long exposure to the sun and the elements. Or is it? Close examination will reveal that while made of wood, the skull has all the usual markings, growth patterns, muscle anchorage points, fused bone from past fractures. If the party decide to dig down into the ground next to the base of the skull, they'll find a vertebrae....
33 - A PC trips. Looking back to see what it was, they see part of a metal loop sticking out from the ground. If a player pulls it out it begins to glow and a note on a piece of paper (which has miraculously survived all the elements) reads "For my lover may the challenges this brings guide you to your rebirth, I'll see you in the Spring." Everyone in the party gets the strong feeling that it needs to be put down IMMEDIATELY... except the holder, who is enthralled with it.
34 - A small box of wooden toothpicks. (Some look slightly used)
35 - A small square of cardboard, seems to be the back of a small cardboard box. One the shiny side, is the instructions on how to use toothpicks.
36 - A small box filled with assorted seeds.
1 - Roses
2 - Daisies
3 - Pumpkin
4 - Lilies
5 - Sunflowers
6 - Tulips
7 - Tomatoes
8 - Corn
9 - Green Beans
0 - Grass
37 - Jimmy Hoffa
38 - A door appears in front of the character, if opened it transports the entire party to the beginning of the campaign. the party will lose 10% of XP and knowledge of everything that happened between the time the campaign began and they opened the door every min for 10 min.
39 - A post it note that fell off of the door in 38. It reads "Do not open door... I forget why."
40 - A pet midget
41 - A small beaten up and badly abused cardboard box about 2ft square in size. after looking inside the box one would find that it was filled with nothingness ... the vast nothingness of an alternate universe!
42 - The character's discover the meaning of life ... the double DVD platinum collector's edition.
43 - A battered looking sea- chest. Contains a bottle of rum, a pirate eye- patch, a sextant, a stuffed parrot, a rusty cutlass, a foldable telescope and a map with a big red X in the middle.
44 - Jesus.
45 - A hula-hoop bobble doll for the dash of a vehicle. When the bobble doll starts to really bobble (vehicle on rough terrain), the vehicle magically doesn't leave any tracks. Completely useless for flying vehicles.
46 - A single pair of Elvis Presley boxer shorts, glows in the dark. still in the original packaging
47 - A singing trout
48 - A pickled toe in a jar.
49 - A barrel of monkeys. If opened near a leyline, instead of plastic monkeys, a pack of winged, flying monkeys flies out of the barrel and will attack all in the area. Use the stats of a lesser demon, according to your groups power level. There will be 2d4 + 1 per character in the group. If you can summon Jefe, the monkeys will fly back into the barrel in terror. Otherwise, after attacking the party for 2 minutes, they will fly off into the distance. If opened in the presence of a Rift, they will have the stats of a Balrog or like demon. Hope the party is powerful!!
50 - When traveling through tornado alley the party finds what appears to be two curled up stalkings, found under the corner of a house.
51 - MY DAM CAR KEYS!!!
52 - The Cosmic Forge coloring book complete with Universal Map
53 - A counting book with the numbers between 51 and 99 torn out.
54 - A Lesser Limitless Rod of Frost. Casts magical homing frost bolts that do 6d6 SDC up to a range of 400 feet. The rod works an infinite number of times but once activated only lasts for 48 hours and then disintegrates. (1 bolt per melee action.)
55 - The partially filmed but never released [and somewhat prophetic] Rifts Movie still in a film can. is actually only good for stock footage. this item is cursed and whoever has it in their possession will find themselves unable to complete any tasks that they set out to do, leaving them all half finished and incomplete.
56 - A zombyfied talking head. the damn thing is cursed to forever talk your bloody ear off and will not shut up. once found it magically travels with the character wherever they happen to go. if they leave it behind, it will teleport to their exact location [say appear in their backpack, passenger seat of their vehicle or hotel room for example]. there is also something about it that reminds you of your now late grandmother who constantly nagged at you for not doing anything important with your life.
57 - A partially eaten 6 foot long sub sandwich that looks like it was left behind a home furnace for about a month. this item is also cursed, and the first person to find it is filled with an irresistible urge to eat it and the character will not be able to throw it away either. "can't let a good sandwich go to waste"
58 - Surreptitiously renumbered 54 because 54 was too serious A great big box of a rare element... common sense, especially when dealing with the knowledge that with so many pages it is quite likely that more than one randomer item list exists in this thread. If you go through all of it you will realize that there is at least 3 different lists and though a number or three have been skipped we do know... generally, how to count from 1 to a hundred. So though America may have its educational issues being able to read from first post to last is not one of them. BTW if you look through the pages you will find that each list has been consolidated into a single post... eventually.
59 - Homeworld Cataclysm
60 - A Wookie Bowcaster
61 - Sanity
62 - Pooh
63 - A super-duper-giga-pooper-scooper
64 - An ever plentiful container of toothpicks.
65 - An everclean spittoon. These two items are cherished out West.
66 - A set of Victorian silverware. When used correctly, will give a +15% bonus to skills used during dinner. E.g., Oratory type skills used during discussion over the meal.
67 - A set of vintage fireproof racing drivers underclothing. Can be worn under body armor if desired. Will halve all SDC based fire damage. No protection to MDC fire damage. Will give a social bonus of +10% to any Operator or Driver/Pilot Occ.
68 - A pair of vintage sneakers. Gives a +10% to prowl in an urban environment.
69 - Whoopee cushion
70 - A pair of tweezers capable of high jacking a CS plane.
71 - A full pardon signed by Proseck
72 - A garden gnome, actually a miniature golem.
73 - The holy grail
74 - An Abacus and a Slide Rule. both are magically enchanted to do mathematic equations by dictation (98% skill level)
75 - You find 98 Moon bridge', a magical passage that will allow anyone that passes through to appear on the surface of the moon. While on the surface of the moon you also find a set of 74.
76 - A pair of runners. Adds +1d4 to your Speed Attribute while worn.
77 - A corpse. If DNA and carbon dating are performed it will be discovered to be your own body ...only its 200 years old!
78 - A warehouse filled to brim with hundreds of pre-rifts guns and equipment. Curiously, everything has a a label on it that says "Property of Paramount Studios".
79 - Your traveling through Arkansas when you find a corpse DNA testing shows that it's you... but the corpse has an ID with a picture of you but with your father's name showing that he is under the age of 21 and what must be a fake ID with your grandfathers name. You always wondered why your dad said you were a chip off the old block... guess you need to go find that Rift now and get your grandma and mom %ewww% pregnant with you... and you... so what is your son going to be like... never mind. Hey isn't the universe supposed to implode if you do stuff like that?
80 - A hard copy record of the last few pages of this thread. Save vs. coma or be forced to look at the pages. After "reading" it (even the illiterate can somehow do so) the character is utterly confused and will forget what s/he is doing. To make matters worse that character will ask other to see if they can understand it. It is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friend somebody started posting on it not knowing what it was and they'll continue posting on it just because... (rinse and repeat until brain is clean)
81- A Mysterious box. It has an interrogation sign on it, because it's mysterious. If someone tries to open it, it will explode making 6D6 MD to a 3x3 area of effect. Nobody can leave a mysterious box closed
82 - A 10' pole. If someone holding the pole attempts to touch something with the pole they can't. Benefit??? Nothing can touch someone holding the 10' pole... including the ground they walked on.
83 - A can of Spam. When opened, it reveals a mass of compacted, pink, jellified 'meat' like substance. Though it bears little taste, it makes for a great 'filler' in salads & omelets. When added to a meal in this way, it cures either 1d4x10 SDC, HP or MDC. Served thusly, it will serve/cure 4 people. Eaten straight from the can, it will cure 1d6x10, but only for one person, who will eat all the contents within the can. However, the individual in question will feel slightly ill, with a -1/-10 to all dice rolls.
84 - 2001 A Space Odyssey
85 - Coalition Recruitment poster
86 - NEMA Recruitment poster
87 - A Palladium recruitment poster.
88 - A signed copy of Rifts
89 - A cursed version of SPAM (no, not a can of Stuff Posing As Meat). once this mysterious item is found the character is constantly bombarded by advertisements. whenever the character is near a billboard or a poster or any other sort of advertisement, the advertisement comes to life and verbally assaults the character with a barrage of ranting that are related to the advertisement itself. only the cursed character can hear these constant and nattering verbal barrages making them look quite unstable should they be seen having a conversation with a billboard.
90 - An invitation for dinner for you from XYZ. The person who finds this can show it to anyone and that person will understand that, that household has invited the player(s) to dinner. The dinner will be friendly and hospitable (even topics of religion or government will not upset either side... even if disgusted by certain viewpoints) even if both sides normally despise each other (the character(s) can use this to garner information which would be talked about at a table among friends but will not be able to draw out classified or higher information. Either side will also not be able to attack.) At the end all dinner guests will remember who was there and what was said but will wake up in their own beds (nifty way to teleport back home too... could be lame for some people.)
91 - A early 21st century laptop still connect to a website posting board called Forums of the Megaverse.
92 - a case of plastic Robots who can change into cars, trucks, airplane , handguns , and dinosaurs
93 - a trailer of box of small blocks of different sizes and colors in various themes, themes include a space opera, space explorer, underwater, city ,farming , sports and animals.
94 - A green plush doll of some D-bee with multiple tentacles over its mouth wearing a rhinestone encrusted high collared jumpsuit.
95 - The Complete First Season of The Biggest Loser
96 - a complete list (if not a little disorganized) of all the random things that you might come across.
97 - A snide comment on a piece of paper that mentions how many times random lists appear in a random list making it not quite so random.
98 - A copy of the Rifts coloring book... you suddenly notice that you are just a line drawing with no color... and so is the world around you.
99 - A murder wraith that continuously recites the part in Hamlet with Horatio's skull.
00 - Some moron sitting and a long dead computer clapping gleefully while chanting I finally got 100... I finally got 100. If he is touched you suddenly get Zer0 K@y'ed and forget everything. EVERYTHING, what you were doing there, why your touching this guy, who you are, what that thing is at the end of that other thing that is touching that thing and most of all to breath.

[Zer0 Kay]

List 5
01 - the Entire DVD collection of anything Bruce Campbell appeared in, A book entitled "If Chins could talk" and a case Old Spice.
02 - a cup of coins with some mutant mouse face on the coins.
03 - Electric Razor and several attachments, Bikini and a bottle tequila.
04 - A "lucky" rabbit foot(hope it bring more luck to you then it did the rabbit)
05 - A little box about the size of a small child's toy. when turned upside down it says "Oh God, Please Make This Stop" in a slow wheezy, mechanical whine. when turned over the other way it says "Why Won't This End"
06 - A small plastic sign that reads "How do you keep an idiot busy? see other side"
07 - Number Seven at last: A Talking Wombat Named Steve with a backpack mounted Wilk's Laser Pistol.
08 - The other side of the sign that says "How do you keep an idiot busy? see other side"
09 - A similar sign to 8 and 6 with the addition of bullet holes... you also hear dueling banjos in the distance.
10 - Wiffle ball bat....
11 - A DVD of Monty Python's Holy Grail being guarded by a Rabbit.
12 - A rabbit guarded by a Monty Python
13 - A soiled suit of armor lying in front of a rabbit.
14 - The wiffle ball to number ten is found... several miles away from the bat.
15 - A bag of alien pretzels. Interestingly enough they are formed into shapes that the Megaverse has decreed are impossible ...roll to save V.S. Insanity at a -3. If you fail you gain a permanent +1 to save V.S. Insanity as your mind has already seen and explained away a true conundrum. If you succeed you gain a permanent fear of *true shapes*, sorry, even Elder Beings aren't supposed to comprehend a level of existence as fundamental as *true shapes*. *true shapes* = I leave it up to your own imagination as to what "true shapes" are.
16 - 1d6+5 packets of Magic Gum (the kind that pops when you place it in your mouth). When chewed and placed on a wound, heals, 3d6 SDC, 2d6 HP, or 1d4 MDC. If placed on a piece of damaged armor (body armor, PA, vehicle armor...), restores 1d3+3 MDC, or 1d6x10 SDC. If the total is more than the maximum allowed, it's retained for 1d6x20 minutes, before dissipating. If chewed and placed on a pierced spacesuit or spaceship hull, it will remain intact and repressurized for 2d6x10 minutes. If placed in a fluid straight from the packet, it will render any poison neutral. If sprinkled onto food, it will make it taste like a banquet, no matter how poor the food actually is. There are reputed to be many more uses for this Magic Gum, more than even the unknown inventor had planned.
17 - New Lazlo Barbie
18 - A rare and powerful runic statue known as the "Golden Goblin of the fourth Age". Amongst its many powers are the abilities to mesmerize "weavers of the black arts" and can "cut a shine" like nobody's business.
19 - Cursed Battle fury blade that causes you to strike yourself on the second attack, cannot be controlled. When you strike someone, it automatically comes back and strikes you. GM's can have fun with this one....
20 - A compendium of "Yo' Mama" insults
21 - Talisman that looks just like the Altarian Blind Women's force field one, but instead a genie that looks like 50 cent comes out and starts rapping.
22 - Old Cheeseburger....
23 - A print of Scream, except it looks like Cherico.
24 - The complete DVD collection of Carrot Top. Any member of the party who watches it must roll vs H.F. 18. A failed roll results in said PC destroying the video player and must make a save vs. insanity at -7. A failed save results in a psychosis, 50% probability of permanence, in which the PC will be sent into a violent rage at the sight of red hair and/or gag props.....
25 - A set of kitchen knives in mint condition and a DVD set of Emeril Live. Characters watching the video gain the basic Cook skill at +10%, characters who already have the Cook skill gain +20% and are able to cook on a professional level. Watchers of the video, however, must save vs insanity at +2 or develop a permanent neurosis, causing them to exclaim "BAM!" any time spices or alcohol is used in any dish. In the wild, such an exclamation isn't a great idea.....
26 - The missing giant two pronged fork from the set in 25... and a video of the "Ewwweee, I guarantee" Cajun chef guy.
27 - My sanity and money. I know I put 'em some where!? Chuck
28 - yOu FinD yOuR MiND... and Now EVeRy oNe WaNTs a PIEce of iT. If anyone picks this up it causes everyone else to desire it, they become aggressive. Crazies can't help but pick it up, but then play a ball game with it otherwise they are unaffected.
29 - Talking skull, yells random sayings/insanities every 5 minutes.... "watch out" "you're a great companion" "you suck" "I love you" etc., etc... Once an hour, will pretend to tell the future "the path you're on is dark......might want to turn back" "I know what you're thinking.............and I think you should do it" etc., etc...
30 - Pouch filled with needles and a clear glass bottle with clear liquid labeled "Horse Steroids" on the bottle.
31 - You find a tiger… underwater… because damn it I've only got one encounter table and I'm going to use it.
32 - New Kids on the block single cassette tape (all those who listen to it must roll for a random insanity immediately!)
33 - an Oscar.
34 - a DVD labeled "Spice Girls Go To Hue Henfer's" in NTSC format...so no DVD player in NA will play it, sorry!
35 - A set of ten sided dice that when rolled will convert any percent signs to number signs, within a 20' area.
36 - a map to the nearest hostess factory
37 - A leather map tube is found on the ground. On it you read On the ground on a wall On your chest Does not matter you will dig and dig without rest. Inside the tube is a map which has an aged map of the area with a dashed line that goes from where you happened to pick it up through accurate landmarks to an X. As you move the line will shorten and the map will become more detailed. The map will lead to the nearest X which is marking "the spot." If the character follows the map and finds the X they will be overcome with the urge to command everyone to dig. People on the X have a 5% chance of resisting the command +1%/foot beyond 5', so at 95' it has no effect. Where the X is doesn't matter the tube is supposed to read On the ground; On the wall; On the chest; Does not matter; you will dig; and dig without rest. How to avoid... don't open the tube or don't follow the map to the end.
38 - A heavily chewed stick. Closer inspection reveals that the stick has been chewed upon by something with sharp teeth, like some sort of carnivore. Did I mention that the stick is about the size of a large tree trunk? In fact, it is a large tree trunk, and is the favorite chew toy of a Rhino Buffalo that has undergone a M.O.M conversion by some demented cyber-scientist (who also became a short lived chew toy...). The Rhino-Buffalo (aka Buffy), has lost his favorite chew toy and will by mighty angry when he finds someone else playing with his 'stick'.
39 - The Cosmic Forge on vacation...Any reaction except completely ignoring it will result in the character being instantly and permanently removed from the Universe, dropped onto Dyvaal with a 30 meter tall glowing arrow floating above and behind the character, and an overwhelming need to spend the rest of his/her (now) immortal life tossing "Yo Mama" comments at everything that moves. (And promptly forgetting the fatal beating then received upon regaining consciousness.) And you thought the Forge's sense of humor ended with the "kick me" sign on the back of the robe of the TGE Emperor...
40 - An I.O.U. from Splyncryth for several billion Galactic Credits...in the finder's name. Payable on demand. (Forged, but, hey...only Splynncryth and the GM know that niggly little detail).
41 - Knuckle Sandwich: A massively built Juicer with a mohawk, and enough gold trim and jewelry on his arms and harness rig/body armor to qualify as a Glitterboy runs out of nowhere, screaming 'Fool!", punches/slaps 1d4 random PCs, then goes running back to where-ever he came from...
42 - A random nuke.
43 - A small William Shatner doll, that when picked up, turns into the real thing, only is now MDC. And he. Wont. Shut. Up. Ever. No. Matter. What. And he decided to stay with the person who touched him. Forever.
44 - A Turncoat. This is a high fashion long coat, that has been made out of the top of the line MDC materials to give protection to the wearer. MDC to be determined by the GM. However, this coat makes the wearer turn on his friends & family. At first, it's just minor things, like waking up the next morning and thinking 'this guys a jerk', when they've been lifelong mates. Over a period of 6 months, it goes from a minor dislike, to complete hatred. So much in fact, that after 6 months to the day, the very next argument will make the wearer go completely ballistic. When this happens, the coat grants 2000 MDC, a force field that had 500 MDC which regenerates at 20MDC a round. It also grants the abilities to See the Invisible, Fly, Impervious to Energy and Invisibility (Superior), as well as an aura of Fear, all at 10th level of effect if applicable. The coat can only be discarded if destroyed, or some other method determined by the GM.
45 - Another man's shoes. The first being to place them on their feet is forced to walk a mile (direction determined by the GM) to see how it feels. At the end of this walk the player gets to make another roll on this table.
46 - A bottle of Jolt Cola is found on the ground. Although 300+ years old, it is still fizzy and the bottle sealed. Labeling on the body is slightly faded but in good condition. Anyone opening the bottle lets out a violent arc of lightning. Everyone within 60 feet take 6d6 MD, everyone from 61 feet to 80 feet take 2d6 MD. Anyone who survives has a bonus of + 4 to initiative, + 2 to dodge/auto dodge/parry/auto parry, and a +6 to perception checks. They also have a cola taste in their mouths. All bonuses last for 24 hours. If anyone drinks the cola after the lighting strikes, they'll receive an additional bonus of + 2d6 to both PP and SPD. This also lasts 24 hours. They'll also find that the cola is chilled. Only the first person drinking from the bottle gains the benefits to attributes. If a Shocker survives the lightning &/or drinks from the bottle, he gains double the effects.
47 - Base ball cap that says "Russ lives"
48 - A dirty and dingy shoebox that contains the entire internet up to the day the Rifts came. Of course, if you open it, you have to roll a 16+ on initiative to close it quickly enough or else you lose the internet, which will, after some time, become mutated by the Rifts and the magic, and will become an unstoppable monster that has all the information and power of the internet at its disposal. Soon you will see people curse by this thing to have magical billboards appear over their heads whenever you speak to them. And so on.
49 - An advertisement for cheap Canadian prescription drugs
50 - A gallon of compressor oil.SAE 30W
51 - A human eyeball preserved in a jar of formaldehyde.
52 - Your standard, run of the mill capuchin monkey with 6,500 MDC.
53 - An Airwolf arm patch.
54 - Let us not forget a box of hammers.
55 - Ornate dagger and 4 crystal and pewter goblets. G.Ms have fun with this one
56 - A magical little toy that has a bear on a unicycle smoking a cigarette and juggling balls. It will do this indefinitely. CURSED Will cause the owner to giggle continuously.
57 - Working P.K.E. meter from ghost busters. In game mashers P.P.E. and I.S.P.
58 - A bath sponge. No matter where it's found, it's always wet. Can be sucked on to provide .5 days of water to a single human a day. But if sucked on, it tastes like soap, but at least it will help you stay alive just a little longer...
59 - Box of rocks all blue 12 total that grant breath without air level 3 You must first swallow said rock
60 - Ancient torture device. Nose hair tweezers.
61 - Deck of nude female (jokers are males) playing cards in original wrapper.
62 - A box of rocks found with 59. This one will inevitably be opened after the contents of the other box are tested. If the players consume these they will 'increase' their I.Q. to that of a box of rocks... yeah there stupid now.
63 - An odd E-Clip with a stylized, two-headed eagle on it. Fits North American laser weapons, has the same capacity as a standard E-clip, but recharges to full power within a few hours of being exposed to some manner of an ambient energy source. If thrown in a fire, it will recharge to full capacity in about thirty minutes.
64 - A box of Bavarian Wild Berry tea - edible condition
65 - A super soaker - can hold half a gallon of water.
66 - An Aperture Science Laboratories Portable Portal Device - operating like a gun, the user can create two connected portals on any large, flat, and solid surface. Momentum is preserved during transit - in layman's terms, fast things go in, fast things go out. On it include these warnings: Do not look directly at the operational end of the device; Do not touch the operational end of the device; Do not submerge the device in liquid.
67 - You've found the Third Nipple of Vecna!
68 - A picture in an MDC picture frame of a bald man with a heavy stubble and a paternal, joyful smile, who is holding a paper bag with a baby in it sucking on a pacifier. Behind the child is a caged parakeet.
69 - (dude!) A severed head is found on the ground. When the party walk around to the front, it speaks to them. It tells them it is a genie, and if reunited with its body, it will grant 3 wishes. If it really belongs to a genie, or some form of devil, is up to the GM. Same with the wishes.
70 - A pair of Rose Colored Glasses. If you don't know the story of these glasses, the wearer sees everything as "Rosey". All is fine, no danger, everything is peaceful, humorous, etc.
71 - A DVD box set collection of some random anime, complete with little mascot toy attached to the side.
72 - A glass slipper.
73 - A working copy of Metalocalypse(sp?) special edition.
74 - A glowing golden key that is labeled as "Key to ultimate power, wealth, immortality, and all you desire. The locker number is..." Unfortunately the part with the locker number has been torn off. Also, you have no idea WHERE the locker is as well...
75 - A block and tackle. Can be used to lift engines out of a car, and the usual heavy lifting one uses a block & tackle for. Also, gives a %10 bonus on seduction roles.
76 - A crystal set radio playing some music that seems to use fast paced music with a lot of instruments. (Big band swing music)
77 - An HD-DVD player/recorder still in the box... unfortunately you can't find any disks to play in it.
78 - You find someone else's hair stuck in your significant others zipper!
79 - Find your pants in someone else's hands... oh and they're the ones you were wearing.
80 - Complete kit for tying fishing flies.
81 - Secret contract between several makers of a pre-rifts musical style called " techno", and several companies who manufacture the medications acetaminophen and/or Ibuprofen.
82 - Tombstone that reads : Hear lies king Arr'thuu, good riddance.
83 - You encounter a group of trappers who say: " What would you do for a few gecko pelts? I've been in this woods a long time, if you know what I mean."
84 - A complete package of material promoting some kind of pyramid scheme or ponzi scheme. Characters with an IQ of 12 or less must roll to save vs. their IQ score not to get sucked right in.
85 - A black cat rubs against your leg and has taken a liking to you. She is now following you.
86 - A black large dog has taken a liking to you. He is now following you.
87 - A kit car, like the Sterling, which is complete! Well, you still need the donor car though... Doh!
88 - A 1970 VW Beetle. Complete, in fair condition. The body can be removed and the kit from 87 fitted in its place.
89 - A Lambo Diablo with everything except motor and one door.
90 - A Lambo door… too bad even Lambos don't use Lambo doors
91 - A Cursed Rune Circlet, powered by the soul of an Aberration who is really, really hoping to make a new friend. Once placed on the head, it affixes itself there permanently, cursing the owner with listening to the complaining and whining until the end of his days. Provides a bonus of +30% save vs. coma and death, +4 roll with impact, and will instantly heal it's owner of 4d6+12 HP or MDC if they ever drop to zero or below, usable up to 4 times per day, and can regenerate necessary organs, but not limbs. Makes the owners head completely indestructible, just like the circlet... Roll for a random insanity every 6 months, 45% chance. The circlet is found on a partial skeleton with a perfectly preserved head. The skeletons hands are holding onto the sides of the head, and the face has a permanent look of horror. It has tattoo on its forehead that says: "GM's revenge" Close by is a 10-15 foot crater, about 20 feet deep. Roll on demolitions skill to recognize that it was made by the simultaneous detonation of several fusion blocks
92 - A black bottle marked with "XXX" on it. Filled with some liquid substance.
93 - The "liquid substance" from number 92 tearing through the countryside looking desperately for someone to drink it.
94 - Big freakin hand gun SDC/MDC optional with engraved wording "Big Momma"
95 - the complete musical collection of Judy Garland and Micky Rooney in perfect condition :O
96 - Can of purple paint. It has enough paint to paint one small vehicle or PA suit, or 5 body suits. When the item is finished in its new purple color scheme, the painters skin will turn purple. Duration of the color change is up to the GM
97 - Two big automatic pistols apparently they are "Cutlass" brand pistols... even though there is no one around, you dread the idea of touching one as an image of Lucifer's daughter coming to get her pistols back and giving you a very messy death keeps popping into your head.
98 - An automatic pistol which is apparently of the "DAGGER" brand. When you hold it, it feels... happy?
99 - A Rubix cube that looks like Waldo
00 - Rubix Ultra - 6 sides with 6x6 squares in each side, sides can change color at random for added challenge. The ultimate challenge in 2095, all the rage with novelty guys even today. The right buyer would pay 10,000 credits for this rare prerifts artifact (including one Joseph Prosek II).

[Zer0 Kay]

List 6
01 - A garlic press!
02 - A soda fountain!
03 - A vial of French Perfume. (Oooo..La, La)
04 - A Wikipedia in Your Pocket
05 - A copy of "A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
06 - A bath towel.
07 - A tuning fork, in the shape of a tuna. If used under water in the ocean, 3d4 tuna will turn up as if summoned.
08 - A batch of Looney Tune reels in mint condition!
09 - A monkey's paw
10 - A crystal skull!! Yeah you find out it's made of sugar.
11 - A crystal skull!! This one is salt
12 - A crystal skull!! This one is Epsom salt... yeah you look funny now with that pucker... why do you keep licking all these crystal skulls?
13 - A crystal skull!! Hey this one is like making fog... and sticking to your skin, yes including your tongue, oh it's dry ice.
14 - The real crystal skull!! There is like 40 of them and they've all got an emblem of some guy wearing a coat, hat and carying a whip and it says Made in China on the bottom... Oh and it doesn't taste much like anything, STOP LICKING THE SKULLS, next thing we know you won't stop with just "crystal" looking skulls.
15 - A bullwhip.
16 - A safari hat, brown in color.
17 - A pre-rifts PS13 Model 37
18 - A Crystal Skull.
19 - A monstrous manual about any rift-type monster in the area that when read give the reader +12 to attack & damage rolls!
20 - A hibachi
21 - 3 seeds from a lime, completely desiccated
22 - A plastic apple that says "1 Teacher"
23 - Wiffle-ball bat
24 - Pair of size 15 flip-flops
25 - Steering wheel from a Hot-wheels car
26 - Golf ball with divots numbered 1 to 100
27 - 'Space:1999' model
28 - A Stretch Armstrong doll, arms seem to be extraordinarily long
29 - A set of Ginsu Knives
30 - A DVD of Dune - perfect condition (The original 1984 one by David Lynch... not the crappy remake)

31 - A 12-inch cast iron skillet.
32 - A 2-man inflatable raft.
33 - A catcher's mitt.
34 - A Zippo lighter.
35 - A Lionel train set. 1 engine, 2 tankers, 2 coal cars, 2 box cars and a red caboose with a 6-foot oval track.
36 - A broken office chair
37 - A Commodore 64 Computer.
38 - A Commodore Amiga 500 Computer.
39 - Mad Magazine 39 May 1958 issue.
40 - A Lawn Gnome.
41 - An African American lawn jockey
42 - A signed photograph of Sidney Poitier shaking hands with Denzel Washington
43 - 2 black shoes
44 - A pair of sunglasses, a certificate is tied to them with string. The certificate said they were worn by someone named "Neo" and has a serial number and a notary mark.
45 - A bag of gummy bears that mysteriously refuse to go bad!
46 - A Glitter Boy in 5D100 pieces. If is over 100 the reactor is leaking and the surrounding mile is considered radioactive. Take 5D8 S.D.C per minute. 1D4 M.D. per minute if a mega damage creature.
47 - A DeLorean with modifications. “Hey guys what’s a Flux Capacitor?”
48 - A CD with the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe audio books, recorded my Mr Poe himself!
50 - Some guy delivers a box of 80 microfarad capacitors, he tosses a charged one at you and as you catch it and get a little zap he says, Hey at least it wasn't 1.21 Jigawats! (yeah I know it is supposed to be Giga but Giga isn't pronounced the way the professor said it).
51 - You find four cinderblocks... under your vehicle (yeah so what if it was hover, it's still up on cinderblocks and stripped).
52 - You find the tires to your vehicle that were missing from 51 (yeah so what if it was hover... it still freaking had tires)
53 - A 16meg flash drive, labeled "Atlas6shot's memory". Unfortunately, it seems to have been wiped clean.
54 - A piñata...filled with relish
55 - an etch-a-sketch with an ominous warning drawn on it (message can be relevant or nonsense at gm choice)
56 - A bottle of aspirin (100 count)
57 - A chocolate starfish. About the size of a dinner plate. And yes, it's alive (and made out of real chocolate!!). If someone goes to take a bite, it will attach itself to the persons face like a facehugger. The exact effects are up to the GM.
58 - A really big Chocolate Cadbury Egg with the foil and chocolate on the top pushed out... from the inside. Rather than the wrapping stating cream, chocolate or caramel for the filling it just says starfish
59 - One helmet that looks to be from some sort of pilots armor from a fighter plane. Call sign "Starbuck". Seems to have been heavily abused.
60 - A crude looking device that looks to be a weapon cobbled together from a rusty lawn mower blade, a pilot light, a motor cycle fuel tank and a hand brake lever from a motorcycle.
61 - A Combat Spork
62 - A Munchkin Fairy
63 - A 1970 Chevy Muscle car.
64 - Shady Slug's hands in a jar.
65 - A case (64 rolls) of Saran Wrap.
66 - Large roll (4" x 250') of double-sided tape.
67 - 14' foot long Toboggan
68 - A 12-sided die. Upon finding it, the character angrily tosses it, but it ricochets back and hits the PC for...*gasp* 1D12 damage (SDC or MDC it doesn't matter, either way it's annoying)! Fickin' 12-siders!
69 - A copy of the movie Battlefield Earth, autographed by some guy named John Travolta. Oh the poor sap..err I mean lucky guy that rolls 69!
70 - A working McDonald's kitchen!
71 - A live alligator handbag!
72 - An interior crocodile alligator!
73 - The teapot samurai!
74 - A clockwork orange.
75 - A Transformers Beast Wars collectable
76 - Car Dashboard Radar Detector
77 - College pre-rifts time capsule from the Golden Age (perhaps with some pre-rifts technology specs...)
78 - "Particle Accelerators for Dummies" by Ima B. Rain
79 - Boy Scout Handbook
80 - Book on Freemasons
81 - Minion War "Hell was full... so I came back." T-Shirt, XL, signed by Carl Gleba
82 - "FM 7-8, Squad and Platoon Infantry Tactics" (Every pre-Rift Infantryman's Bible on doctrine)
83 - A chia cat. When grass seeds are placed on it and watered, it will animate. For the person who keeps it watered and 'trimmed' it will sleep beside that person and gently snore. For that one person, they'll always have a good night's sleep.
84 - A chia fudd-like the chia cat except that it will also protect the user from evil rabbits!
85 - A d13. Yes, a 13 sided dice. When picked up, it looks something like a d12. But when you check the faces, you'll find there's 1 through 13 on the dice. It works as a normal dice for those who use it, but if you try to comprehend it's non Euclidean shape, you'll have to roll on the insanity table.
86 - A large wrapped gift. The gift is some 11 feet tall, and wrapped up in rune paper. Tied together with rune ribbons and tied off in a rune bow, this large object is found sitting on the ground. On the rune ribbon is found a card, the inscription reads; "From Russia with love." One could say that the gift is somewhat 'borgish' in shape, but who knows what temperament the 'gift' will be when it's unwrapped.
87 - A samurai rabbit! See the teenage mutant ninja turtle cartoon(the first series)
88 - A Bloom gun converted into a planter (completely unfixable) that currently has 1d6x10 Terran flowers 1d6x10 alien flowers and 1d6x10 various fungi growing in it
89 - Golden Age reproduction (2069 AD) of 1862 Hardees's Rifle and Light Infantry Tactics
90 - A bunch of pre-rifts cookbooks!
91 - A bunch of pre-rifts blueprints!
92 - A fully functional Glitter boy killer (however it is cursed to heal instead of damaging people all weapons heals the MD armor or MD (if they are a MDC creature) to beyond maximum damage capability)
93 - A fully functional Ford Model T car made in 1909.
94 - Body of a Predator with massive acidic head wound.
95 - Body of an Alien (like in the AvP movies) with massive blast wounds and cuts. Evidence of acidic burns around body.
96 - A CD entitled "Black Eyed Peas Greatest Hits".
97 - A 1 foot cube box pleasantly wrapped......and.........ticking.
98 - A 1 foot cube box pleasantly wrapped. If opened roll again on any random item table to see what it is. Regardless of size item it appears and box disappears permanently.
99 - An English to German language book printed 1999.
00 - Complete set of gaming dice and dice bag.

[Zer0 Kay]

#34

3d100+4d6 lost people.

Did I mention these people are very small people?? Other than that, they're just ordinary John/Jane Does.

One could also say, that they could live in a very small town. Some would say that town is a model.

They live in Camelot?

[Zer0 Kay]

35 - A box of tampons
36 - A box of 260 crayons all of them are colors you think you've seen before but must be in a different language or something because what the heck is salmon and mauve?
37 - An assorted box of "toys"... you don't think they've been used, it still looks sealed.

[CyCo]

Dude! That must have taken forever to compile. Excellent work!

[CyCo]

#34

3d100+4d6 lost people.

Did I mention these people are very small people?? Other than that, they're just ordinary John/Jane Does.

One could also say, that they could live in a very small town. Some would say that town is a model.

They live in Camelot?

My post (#34), followed your post (#33). What do you think? 8p

[Zer0 Kay]

Dude! That must have taken forever to compile. Excellent work!

Thank you, it did and now I'm planning on parsing it into an excel file with a macro to pull out x random items for easier copy and pasting to the vict... I mean lucky people who find the stuff

[Zer0 Kay]

#34

3d100+4d6 lost people.

Did I mention these people are very small people?? Other than that, they're just ordinary John/Jane Does.

One could also say, that they could live in a very small town. Some would say that town is a model.

They live in Camelot?

My post (#34), followed your post (#33). What do you think? 8p

Ah so not so much a castle as it is a starship?

[Aaryq]

#37 - A LOLCATs Poster
#38 - Randy Newman sitting under an Apple Tree in front of a piano singing about whatever he sees (the PC's)
#39 - A broken Vacuum Cleaner (powers up but no suction). Anyone with mechanical skills must save vs. Insanity or be obsessed with trying to fix it. No matter what they do they cannot fix it. If the character is not pulled away after 1 hour of working on it, he will be totally obsessed with it and bring it with him. Only destroying the vacuum cleaner with a large hammer will break the curse.

[Zer0 Kay]

40 - 400# because editing them is easy... just annoying Of course that could be read as 400 lbs. of what I don't know… but it can't be good
41 - The Ring of Conventions as long as anyone in the group wears the ring all rolls for the same cause (i.e. initiative, to hit, the same skill) their rolls are averaged and everyone receives the same roll.
43 - You run into a older man he is kneeling down in front of a smashed house if anyone asks him a question he verbally assaults them with a tirade of sarcastic remarks. You are unable to understand what he is trying to convey. He finally give you the forehead palm you've been digging for and points behind you. There is a stampede of 1d6 Fury Beatles bearing down on you. Roll Initiative -5

[Zer0 Kay]

44 - A lucky infinity ball it is black with a white circle on one side with the infinity symbol... you know a sideways 8 and a clear window on the other with a blue liquid inside. Just before you turned it over you asked yourself "what is this an infinity ball" and then when you turned it over as if out of no where comes this pollyhedron up through the blue liquid to reveal... "Yes, Definately."

[Zer0 Kay]

45 - You find a naked Shemarian warrior... you thought they'd be sexy. But without all that skin they kind of look like the Terminator.

[Zer0 Kay]

If anyone is interested I've got it all in an excell spreadsheet with a little random roll and indexing to pull random items out. Just PM me and I'll e-mail it. I had to edit a few because even though my compilations above are accurate to the thread a bunch were incorrectly numbered... oddly enough it still comes out to 600 for six lists. Hmm, interesting, very interesting, but shtoopid.

[CyCo]

#46

A loose pile of flesh. When held up (yuck!), it's in the shape of a very shapely female form... just hollow!

[CyCo]

#47

A bottle of Elderberry wine.

[Daeglan]

#48 A suit of Mega Damage armor with the liquefied remains of its owner inside

[Zer0 Kay]

49 - A data base of all the possible encounters on Rifts organized by geographical and political area. When used the encounter happens within 1d20 minutes. Does it tell the future or cause the event?

[Daeglan]

50. A cargo container with all brand new parts to build an suit of power armor. The instructions are in really bad Engrish. Some assembly required.

[Zer0 Kay]

51 - The instructions to number 50 in Japanese, Russian, Chinese, Egyptian Hyroglyphics and any other language that uses non-roman symbols oh and... Antarctican (huh????) which also notes something about shoggoths, elder things and Y'Pawfrm e'din Leng but otherwise seems to actively avoid understanding.

Attempting to understand the Antarctican has a 4% + IQ bonus chance of translation and a 100% chance to cause insanity if translated

[Daeglan]

52. A stripped APC up on blocks...this must be the bad part of town.

[Zer0 Kay]

52. A stripped APC up on blocks...this must be the bad part of town.

No it's just the part of town where MBTs go to see APCs take it off.

[JuliusCreed]

53. An unopenned box of Twinkies (still fresh! they really do keep forever)
54. A "Buy 1 Get 1 Free" coupon for Uncle Remus' Emporium of the Arcane! Fine print says it's redeemable at the Chi-Town store location ONLY and expires in 3 months!
55. What appears to be a Laser rifle cobbled together from the parts of at least a dozen different types and brands of laser rifles! And it works too! Fully charged E-clip with 50 shots, 3 damage settings for 4d6 SDC (1/2 charge), 5d6 MD (1 charge), and 1d6x10 MD (2 charges), and can be set for single shot, 3-shot pulse, or Full Auto. Cumulative 1% chance per attack that it just falls apart in the shooter's hands, leaving him with a pile of mismatched laser rifle parts and a partially charged E-clip.

[MaxxSterling]

56. A Rifts Ultimate Edition Hardcover 5th printing. It's a book that appears to be a game, but who would want to play such a mundane boring game... Specially with all the typos!

[Zer0 Kay]

53. 56. been done

[CyCo]

Ok, so we need to replace # 53 with;

A weird looking weapon, consisting of a barrel and stock that look very jury rigged. The stock is a small oxygen cylinder and the clip is a cylinder with a strip removed down the side. The weapon has an optical site and just off to one side of the site is a pressure gauge. Clipped to one side of the weapon is what looks to be a bike pump, that's connected to a nipple on the oxygen cylinder.

The ammo for said weapon is 15mm ball bearings. In order to fire the weapon, you have to pressure up the oxygen cylinder. This will take 1d4 actions. When fully primed, it will retain pressure for 50 shots. However, if left alone for any length of time the air will leak out of the cylinder (poorly put together). On the other hand you an over pressurize the cylinder. This will take an additional 1d4 actions.

Accuracy is +1, range is 2500 feet!! Damage is 4d6 sdc, if over pressurized damage becomes 2d6 mdc!! The clip will hold 30 ball bearings. The weapon has a 5% chance of blowing a valve and not working until repaired for each time it's over pressurized. Due to the nature of the weapon, it's not automatic.

And we'll replace #56 with;

A box of d100 x 1d100 15mm ball bearings.


8]

[Zer0 Kay]

Ok, so we need to replace # 53 with;

A weird looking weapon, consisting of a barrel and stock that look very jury rigged. The stock is a small oxygen cylinder and the clip is a cylinder with a strip removed down the side. The weapon has an optical site and just off to one side of the site is a pressure gauge. Clipped to one side of the weapon is what looks to be a bike pump, that's connected to a nipple on the oxygen cylinder.

The ammo for said weapon is 15mm ball bearings. In order to fire the weapon, you have to pressure up the oxygen cylinder. This will take 1d4 actions. When fully primed, it will retain pressure for 50 shots. However, if left alone for any length of time the air will leak out of the cylinder (poorly put together). On the other hand you an over pressurize the cylinder. This will take an additional 1d4 actions.

Accuracy is +1, range is 2500 feet!! Damage is 4d6 sdc, if over pressurized damage becomes 2d6 mdc!! The clip will hold 30 ball bearings. The weapon has a 5% chance of blowing a valve and not working until repaired for each time it's over pressurized. Due to the nature of the weapon, it's not automatic.

And we'll replace #56 with;

A box of d100 x 1d100 15mm ball bearings.


8]

naw don't replace them you just did 57 and 58, I was just stating it to be a butt and pop there bubble if they thougth they came up with something new. Also I should say to try to stay away from brand name stuff as if it has a brand it is probably already in the list... heck I know Heinz 57 is in the list

59 a small pin that radiates magic whenever the pin is brought near someone with a huge ego they are launched through the air and flap around like a loose baloon. They safely come to rest 50% of the time in an akward location like half their body hanging off the top shelf or under some furniture. But when they get up they are apologetic for the trouble they caused and seem to exhibit humility...

[Nadrakas]

Think I'm starting at the right Number...-

60. An unopened package of Vampire Teeth.
61. An unopened package of "Redneck" Teeth.
62. A full set of somebody's Dentures.
63. A DVD of the Movie "Blazing Saddles"
64. A childs Teddy Bear, that when squeezed in the belly, says "Momma"
65: A Plush Green...thing, with Large Yellow eyes and Tentacles for a mouth. It's mildly...disturbing (H.F. of 4).
66. A Plush Purple Dinosaur, that when squeezed at the belly, sings "I Love You...." Disturbing (H.F. of 8 )
67. A Stop Sign.
68. A large, tattered piece of parchment. Written on it, in flowing script, "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America." (The text continues...as the U.S. Constitution)
69. A well preserved and sealed collection of Comic Books...the entire collection (GM - determine which ones. Could be every Superman, Batman, Hulk, Spiderman, Star Trek, Star Wars, etc. ever made...)
70. A "Magic Trick" kit. (Be the first on your block to be able to cut your Sister in half!)



More later


~ N

[Nadrakas]

From the Wife:

71. Box of papers containing somebody's tax records.
72. Box of papers containing family photo's (Both 2D and 3D)
73. A set of dishes (50/50 chance they are unbroken).
74. A wooden box containing a set of family silverware.
75. A box of sports trophies and medals.
76. Cook Books (Choose theme: Chinese, Steaks, Ribs, Vegan, Italian, Mexican, etc).
77. Box of Wires (Speaker, power wires, etc.) but not the devices they go to.
78. Box of Devices (DVD Player, VCR, 8-Track, Cassette, etc), but not the wires (or remotes) that go to them.
79. A 3-ring binder with Instruction booklets for various Devices (DVD Player, VCR, 8-Track, Cassette, etc).
80. A box of kids stuffed animals. No batteries required.
81. A book, titled "Military Installations for the Retiree" dated 2097. A map shows where the Installations are located in the United States and provides a short description of the Base (For a "visitor" - no classified) and contact Numbers.
82. Box of board games.
83. Box of Role Playing Games.
84. A stroller.
85. A high chair.
86. A cat carrier...fur still inside, but no cat to be seen.
87. A small plastic box of keys and key rings. No identifiable purpose.
88. A box of arts & crafts supplies.
89. A House Cleaning Robot. Still in working condition, just needs to be recharged (Runs on Batteries...NOT Nuclear powered).
90. An uncashed check, dated 21 Dec 2098.
91. A Driver's Licence. (GM determine who. Male/Female, Race, Age, Organ Donal, Address, etc).


~ N

[Nadrakas]

92. Bottle of Finely Aged "Ripple" (Poison Save vs 13. Vomit if failed. Ill for 2-days).
93. Bottle of Finely Aged Scotch
94. Bottle of Finely Aged Jack Daniels (Black Label)
95. Bottle of Finely Aged Capn' Morgan
96. Bottle of Finely Aged Johnnie Walker
97. Bottle of Finely Aged Jagermeister (Poison Save vs 10. Vomit if failed. Sick for rest of the day).
98. Bottle of Finely Aged Jim Beam
99. Bottle of Finely Aged Sake
100. Bottle of Finely Aged Red Wine (No Label. 25% chance that it has turned rancid. If rancid then Poison Save vs 12. Vomit if failed. Sick for 1-2 days).


~ N

[Zer0 Kay]

Think I'm starting at the right Number...-

60. An unopened package of Vampire Teeth.
61. An unopened package of "Redneck" Teeth.
62. A full set of somebody's Dentures.
63. A DVD of the Movie "Blazing Saddles"
64. A childs Teddy Bear, that when squeezed in the belly, says "Momma"
65: A Plush Green...thing, with Large Yellow eyes and Tentacles for a mouth. It's mildly...disturbing (H.F. of 4).
66. A Plush Purple Dinosaur, that when squeezed at the belly, sings "I Love You...." Disturbing (H.F. of 8 )
67. A Stop Sign.
68. A large, tattered piece of parchment. Written on it, in flowing script, "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America." (The text continues...as the U.S. Constitution)
69. A well preserved and sealed collection of Comic Books...the entire collection (GM - determine which ones. Could be every Superman, Batman, Hulk, Spiderman, Star Trek, Star Wars, etc. ever made...)
70. A "Magic Trick" kit. (Be the first on your block to be able to cut your Sister in half!)



More later


~ N

yup

[Zer0 Kay]

Thanks for finishing it up I'll parse it. Everyone new list time. How bout we go back to our game I'll start. You post two items the first must be related in some way to the second item of the previous post. The second is whatever you want, try to make it difficult to see how imaginative your fellow gamers can be or make it easy just to see if they think like you and come up with what you'd think of. Game on Garth. Please use the same format as me so that it is easier for me to parse and format... thanks.

01- A Giant Plush Raphael Doll

02- A Pound Puppy, this ones name is Dave and he isn't too happy stuck in a Doberman sized dog carrier, even though he is a Doberman... Dogboy.

[Nadrakas]

Think I'm starting at the right Number...-

60. An unopened package of Vampire Teeth.
61. An unopened package of "Redneck" Teeth.
62. A full set of somebody's Dentures.
63. A DVD of the Movie "Blazing Saddles"
64. A childs Teddy Bear, that when squeezed in the belly, says "Momma"
65: A Plush Green...thing, with Large Yellow eyes and Tentacles for a mouth. It's mildly...disturbing (H.F. of 4).
66. A Plush Purple Dinosaur, that when squeezed at the belly, sings "I Love You...." Disturbing (H.F. of 8 )
67. A Stop Sign.
68. A large, tattered piece of parchment. Written on it, in flowing script, "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America." (The text continues...as the U.S. Constitution)
69. A well preserved and sealed collection of Comic Books...the entire collection (GM - determine which ones. Could be every Superman, Batman, Hulk, Spiderman, Star Trek, Star Wars, etc. ever made...)
70. A "Magic Trick" kit. (Be the first on your block to be able to cut your Sister in half!)



More later


~ N

yup

"Whew" Well, guess I made that I.Q. Roll.


~ N

[Nadrakas]

Thanks for finishing it up I'll parse it. Everyone new list time. How bout we go back to our game I'll start. You post two items the first must be related in some way to the second item of the previous post. The second is whatever you want, try to make it difficult to see how imaginative your fellow gamers can be or make it easy just to see if they think like you and come up with what you'd think of. Game on Garth. Please use the same format as me so that it is easier for me to parse and format... thanks.

01- A Giant Plush Raphael Doll

02- A Pound Puppy, this ones name is Dave and he isn't too happy stuck in a Doberman sized dog carrier, even though he is a Doberman... Dogboy.

Sorry if I got a "little" list crazy.


~ N

[Zer0 Kay]

Thanks for finishing it up I'll parse it. Everyone new list time. How bout we go back to our game I'll start. You post two items the first must be related in some way to the second item of the previous post. The second is whatever you want, try to make it difficult to see how imaginative your fellow gamers can be or make it easy just to see if they think like you and come up with what you'd think of. Game on Garth. Please use the same format as me so that it is easier for me to parse and format... thanks.

01- A Giant Plush Raphael Doll

02- A Pound Puppy, this ones name is Dave and he isn't too happy stuck in a Doberman sized dog carrier, even though he is a Doberman... Dogboy.

Sorry if I got a "little" list crazy.


~ N

NP It's not like I "own" the thing... I just get ideas. I was dissapointed that so many of the items were actually... practical.

Oh, oh your talking about me doing the 2 thing, no that is just to make it into a game.

[Zer0 Kay]

03- A computer with a single red eye. As you get near it asks you where you have been. No matter what you say it replies negatively as if it knows your plotting against it... and for some reason it always refers to you as Dave.

04- A flute... it smells funny and it brings back memories of band camp.

[CyCo]

04- A flute... it smells funny and it brings back memories of band camp.

lol, I was just actually watching that on TV while my computer was defraging. What a coincidence. lol


05- A slide from a trombone. However it's actually about 12 meters long and perfect for a kiddies slide.

06- A box of Scooby Snacks, with a free toy. In this case, the dog tags from a real Dog Boy.

[Zer0 Kay]

07- Some skinny dude in odd clothing... flops by. "SCOOB Where are you, buddy?"

08- You find a tesla coil... it hurts... not because it is discharging but because you found it when it fell from above on you.

[Zer0 Kay]

09- Sir Pounce a Lot

Dude... edit come on now one item that deals with the last item the previous person posted and then one item of your own for someone else to make an item off of.

[Zer0 Kay]

09- Sir Pounce a Lot

Dude... edit come on now one item that deals with the last item the previous person posted and then one item of your own for someone else to make an item off of.

Sorry I thought we were just listing items, ignore my post then!

Aw, man why can't you just play well with others and post a second one? Strangely the Pounce a lot kinda fits in with 08's Tesla COIL maybe extrapolating spring from coil?

[Zer0 Kay]

Try this again! (I still like my Sir pounce a lot and you lose geek points for not knowing who that is )

09- A scratched up copy of the Pre Rifts game C&C Yuri's revenge

10- A jukebox with only 80's hair band music

Why cuz its the cat in Dragon Age? That isn't geek. You don't get geek points for knowing trivia about popular new games you get geek points for knowing obscure old game or movie references. For example what game is "All your base are belong to us" from. Now this is a bad example because it was popularized on the net. Or in BGC what movie is Priss' name an omage to and why does she hate Boomers?

I still think you should have kept Sir pounce a lot as 09 as I said it kinda relates to springing which then relates to coils. Besides it is personal interpretation... you may just get questions wondering how you came up with it. Which usually leads to an interesting story.