Random Item Table

[Aaryq]

Howdy folks,
How about a PFRPG specific Random Item Table? Let me start.

1. Recipe for Filet Mignon a la Gnome with Merlot Sauce
2. Blacksmith's Apron
3. A Bag of 3D6 Pewter Figurines

[t0m]

4. the sketchbook of a fairly talented artist who was active d100 years ago (depicting things an adventurer would see like : monsters, ruins, battle etc)
5. a bag of 10+3d6 random seeds
6. a trashy romance novel

[Aaryq]

6. A old and well used-looking sword with some kind of writing on the blade (nothing special, just a sword).
7. A giant-sized spade, hoe and rake.
8. A diary from an adolecent Orc Girl.

[Veknironth]

Well,

10. A toothpick made from the bone of some strange creature.
11. A lyre that is horribly out of tune.
12. A set of miniature chess pieces.

-Vek
"A meaningless quote."

[t0m]

13. a utility knife
14. an elaborate keyring with no keys on it (so elaborate that it requires an iq or relevant skill check to identify as a keyring)
15. a polished rock that it quite beautiful

[drewkitty ~..~]

16. a set of dwarven cooking utensils (+5% cooking skill)
17. a deck of cards depicting the current royal family (or other leaders of the realm) in an unflattering way
18. a deck of giant-sized playing cards

Why the +5% to cooking? I would understand them have a +to S&P, but not a skill bonus.

[t0m]

19. a large rat with an upset stomach
20. a 6 inch long spike/nail, fashioned into a bracelet
21. an empty bottle of 'psi-cola' (orange)

[drewkitty ~..~]

22. a dead drunk rat, that wakes up and bites the char that touches it when it is disturbed.
23 a canvas bag of paper with intricate pictures on both sides, with one side having the picture of a man.
24. a flimsy book with really good pictures of women a la natural in the middle of the book.
25. a rusted dagger and a old cloth.
26. a pouch with individual rings for chain-mail. (about a hand span by a hand span's worth.)
27. leather wrist braces, smallish like for a teen or woman.

[DiceCollector]

28. Ball of lent
29. Half an egg salad sandwich with or without the ball of lent stuck to it.
30. 2 finger nails (or toe nails)...Fresh

[drewkitty ~..~]

31. A brass sphere that chimes when rolled or struck.
32. a used balloon, a bit wrinkled or is that a deflated goats bladder?
33. A foam sword from another realm... maybe a training tool?
34. A metal vice
35. broken hammer
36. A glass bowl with an undead fish swimming circles.
37. a bird cage littered with debris and no bird.
38. a fay iguana in the corner with a feather hanging from it's mouth.

A Fay Iguana?

Is this posted anywhere here?

Wouldn't this be more for the magical item list?

[pblackcrow]

OKAY...YOU ASKED FOR RANDOM, SO HERE GOES.

39: Horse grooming kit.
40: Hair brush.
41: Almanac.
42: 1 oz bottle of Queen Anne's lace seeds. "Each time those women have sexual intercourse, those who wish not to be with child put a teaspoonful of the seeds, saved from the autumn harvest, in a glass of water and drink it." (Riddle, J.M. (1992) Contraception and abortion from the ancient world to the Renaissance. Cambridge: Harvard University Press)
43: Bottle of mead/honey wine.
44: Mask/Cowl.
45: cloak/cape.
46: Jar of paint.
47: Robe.
48: Feathered boa
49: Riding boots
50: Bards' book of stories.

[t0m]

56. decorative snuff box
57. one 12 hour candle (un-used)
58. calligraphy set
59. elaborately carved pipe
60. 1 free meal coupon for ullans place in credia (book 2 pg 52. #60 - dock area)

[pblackcrow]

65: Ankh/other holy symbol
66: Vile/Bottle of (GM choice) oil...hey, essential oil has existed since Egyptian times...All you need is a still to distill it.
67: A small box of cat nip with a picture of the goddess Bast up on it.
68: A pack of card.
69: 1lb block of bees wax.
70: Quart jar of honey, half empty.
71: Signet ring with a crest.

[drewkitty ~..~]

71: Signet ring with a crest.

*sub-text'that Will get the pc's into trouble'*

72 a broken up iron bound box. w/ or w/o the metal being scavanged
73 ceramic <animal> hidden in <something> that rattles with the tinkiling of metal hitting metal.
74. a bronze statue of a eagle

[DiceCollector]

75. 3 poker chips
76. Finger nail file
77. 12 rocks (River)
78.. Meat stick

[pblackcrow]

79: Healers bag. Contains jar fulls of herbs, a pestle and mortar, small reflexology charts, chakra chart, acupuncture chart, acupuncture needles, and said healers certifications.
80: Raw, uncut, gem stones. Keep in mind that garnets, rubies, sapphires, diamonds, etc look like normal rocks in the raw until they are cut or polished.
81: Thick glass flower pot full of small polished quartz crystals varying in colors, it looks like colored glass until you get up close...with a plant of some type growing from it. Perhaps it's a man eater, a will-o-wisp, or worse yet a rust plant? Depinding on how evil you wish to be.
82: An atlas of the known world, with layouts of cities, complete with names of businesses, the sewers, etc. Also contains a thin silver book mark...Looks like this: http://www.monogrammedgifts.com/catalog ... 6d0cc65ace with a crest that only a thief would recognize as being the "standard/symbol" of the local thieves guild Engraved on to it...black rose wrapped around a dagger, or something like that.
83: Tattoo kit, including recipes for natural tattoo ink. By tattoo kit, I'm talking this: http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/haida_tattoo_kit4.htm .
84: A spice and herb rack that would make any cook or healer cream their shorts. Even royal chefs. Takes up a 7'/7' area. The depressing fact is it's up to the GM to determine the freshness of EVERYTHING. Except the salts. The boxes hold about an oz, plus or minus with some herbs and spices.
84: hand crank corn sheller (could be found anywhere, city or farm. Cities have stables, and stables have to put up with rich eccentrics who think their horses are too good to eat the corn cob and all.)
85: A picture book with yoga like positions...Basically it's an exercise manual. If mages/psychic do it: PPE/ISP increases by 1d6 after a week of doing it 1 x per day. It can increase more if they do it reg., let GMs decide when it increases and decreases and how much. (GM's OPTION: if done enough it will add 1 point to spell strength) If warriors do it: PE & PP goes up by 1 after doing it for 2 weeks, 1 x per day, it can increase more if they do it reg., let GMs decide when it increases and decreases and how much. (GM's OPTION: if used enough it will add 1 point to attack). If a clergy does it: they will be better able to communicate with their deity(s) of choice. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

[Amberjack]

87. A crushed and mangled holy symbol. Obviously done by hand.
88. Holy Symbol of Evil deity - with hidden compartment holding a single dose of poison (GM's choice)
89. An old battered short sword, that glows pale blue. Blade is in serious need of maintenance and sharpening, damage -1 .
90. An oil lantern with metal case, filled with scented oil. Smells nice but may draw unwanted attention.
91. Chain mail loincloth, will fit a large woman or average male. Attached to wide studded leather belt.

[pblackcrow]

96: A 10' bull whip that has become stiff from lack of use and care.

[drewkitty ~..~]

97: a strange tome in a alien language (american) entitled "Yes, You Can Do Real Magic Too." Inside it is a primer on the art of <pick a magic type from a rifter>.

[pblackcrow]

98: A 4 foot gong.

[Silveressa]

100.

A large clay jar full of honey, contained inside the honey however is a perfectly preserved human organ, likely not apparent until after much of the honey has been eaten. (gms call which organ.)

In ancient Egyptian times body parts were sometimes preserved inside honey, and a hundreds of years later, those who excavated such tombs and thought they'd found a sweet "treasure" were often shocked/sickened by their discovery of a "prize" lurking in the middle of the jar.

[t0m]

100.

A large clay jar full of honey, contained inside the honey however is a perfectly preserved human organ, likely not apparent until after much of the honey has been eaten. (gms call which organ.)

In ancient Egyptian times body parts were sometimes preserved inside honey, and a hundreds of years later, those who excavated such tombs and thought they'd found a sweet "treasure" were often shocked/sickened by their discovery of a "prize" lurking in the middle of the jar.

awesome

101. very high quality lute
102. rambling notes of a crazy person who blamed a prominent local businessman for just about everything that has gone wrong in the last 20+ years
103. a treasure map that looks like it was drawn by children. it actually probably was, but who knows? better check it out...

[pblackcrow]

104: A elven skeleton in silver chains (Silver which has NOT tarnished), has on a rusted spiked leather chest harness rather like the old He-Man's cartoon show, but with this symbol in the center. http://www.crystalinks.com/heptagon.gif also in silver which has tarnished. Moths have withered the clothing to shreds. No magic involved, just good metallurgy. GM's note: This could be a side adventure unto itself, if they want to do research ancient elven crests, then read history of the elf dwarf war they will find that they have just found the final resting place of an elven prince, who was simply awaiting to be ransomed. The remains and crest It would be of value to the Elven kingdom of Raf-Chalon, which was mentioned briefly in eastern Territories page 187 but they have yet to release anything on it. To the powers that be who are reading this: HINT HINT!!!!!)

[Severus Snape]

105: A pair of mis-matched boots at the end of a set of footprints in some dust. 1 is a riding boot, the other is a walking boot. Both are different sizes, colors, and designs. 1 right, 1 left. It looks as though someone walked up to the point where the boots were and mysteriously vanished.

106: A small stake set into the floor, onto which is impaled a pumpkin. The stake spins slowly, moving the pumpkin with it. The pumpkin can be removed from the stake. Neither the stake nor the pumpkin are magical in nature, nor are they traps of any kind.

107: An unfinished manuscript for a book. About 100 pages are written, but the writing is small and hard to read, with most pages being smudged.

[drewkitty ~..~]

108: three pumpkins
109: a knife with the words "<GM's choice>" engraved in it in wards. (to the ave. char it should be enough to make them think it is magical)
110: a books with thick covers and no pages, the inside of the 'book' has a blank dark rectangle on one inside cover and square push pins with decorations on the other inside cover. (10 geek points "what is it?")

[pblackcrow]

110: a books with thick covers and no pages, the inside of the 'book' has a blank dark rectangle on one inside cover and square push pins with decorations on the other inside cover. (10 geek points "what is it?")

111: A cup of pens with the smell of potpourri.
112: A tin of half eaten fish poked with tooth picks.
113: Flashing light in ceiling.
114: A green high lighter.
115: A remote missing batteries but looks to be brand new.... Where is that flat screen?

Uh, guys this is a FANTASY setting. Sorry, not meaning to be rude here, but some how I doubt you will find a laptop, A tin can of sardines, a green highlighter, or a remote.

Flashing light in ceiling, could be anything so I grant you that. A cup of quills or dip pens, or even old fashion fountain pens, granted as well. The potpourri scented ink, easily done.

[pblackcrow]

116: A recipe that calls for:
2 cups sun dried tomato sauce
2 cups tomato sauce
1 1/4 cups molasses sugar
1 1/4 cups red wine which has turned to vinegar
1/2 cup unsulfured molasses
4 teaspoons hickory water (chip of hickory that is at least 300 years old in alcohol in 10 cups of alcohol in jar with a fine mesh top to age for 2-3 months)
2 tablespoons butter
6 garlic cloves.
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
1/4 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon paprika
1/2 teaspoon celery seed
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon coarsely ground black pepper

Directions

In a large saucepan over a medium fire, mix everything together in that order.
Then reduce the fire and let simmer for up to 20 minutes. For thicker sauce, simmer longer, and for thinner, less time is needed. Sauce can also be thinned using a bit of water if necessary.

Now, want to guess what it is I have just laid out?

[pblackcrow]

Left overs from a rifted dimensional traveler or a temporal raider.... Don't blame us, its the Megaverses fault. May haps you missed the minion war thing.... It's ok we all have questions about the universe... Our answers are just more ridiculous then the questions.

LOL. Well, maybe not in my games, but in others perhaps.

[pblackcrow]

121: A small bag of little brown hard candies which smell of lemon, mints, rosemary, etc. Candies have a caduceus or what ever is a recognized symbol of health in your games. In mine it's the caduceus which represents homeostasis state (balance within the body.) In short, they are cough drops.
122: A flawless gem quality uncut crystal...Note: GM decides the type and size.
123: A set of town and city maps in a nearby fiefdom. Note: some of the said buildings names don't match.
124: A well known knight's shield underneath the bed if at an inn or brothel.

[pblackcrow]

128: A bag with 5 of small glass spheres with powdered silver inside. When smashed it will act like a silver dust cloud. If smashed on a vampire or were-creature or any creature sensitive to silver it will do 5d6's straight to HP.
129: A bottle of Dragon gut clear, odorless, whiskey. What is known to the pc's with any kind of medical training is that it used to start fires, clean wounds, cough syrup, and to numb people before surgery. Dwarves love to drink it by the pints, though it is not advised for anyone else to try it.
130: Red bag with 6 small chicken eggs...Filled with ash and powdered cayenne pepper, 50/50% mixture. Can we say fire dust egg? Causes temporary blindness, sores on skin, etc.
131: 3 Small rectangular bag, tightly tied. One is filled with lavender, one with peppermint, and one with lemongrass. Let you figure out the function of these items your selves.
132: Large bag of "English" walnuts.

[t0m]

133 a bundle of love letters, wrapped with a ribbon
134 a tightly woven rattan ball, about half the size of a soccer ball (a takraw)
135 a tin of candy
136 a sewing kit

[Skottomania]

140. A cloud with a silver lining
141. A brass lamp, a sign nearby reads "Vacant"
142. An inn, just small enough to house cockroaches
143. An air lute (complete with air-case)
144. A vial of crocodile tears
145. 1/1000th of an airship
146. A talking Kappa doll
147. A thinking cap
148. A can of Whoop-Ass
149. The notebook of Dr. Victor Frankenstein (PhD)
150. A contract signed by some alchemist named Faust and a demon
151. An arrow with your name on it
152. A large weightless box that only mimes can feel
153. A little red riding hood and a basket. Both have bite marks.
154. The world's smallest violin that plays the world's saddest song
155. A lucky goblin's foot
156. Rose-tinted spectacles
157. A map of the back of your hand
158. A needle from a haystack
159. A cloak of familiarity
160. Occam's razor
161. A horse with no name


Aaaaannnnnddddd I'm done for now.

[TheGameMaster]

162: A rule book for a tabletop roleplaying game.
163: A ransome note (GM decide who for and how much)
164: Blue prints showing how to build a sige machine (any will work)
165: A silver ring that looks to be a snake eating its tail
166: The head off a broken spear (could be used like a knife, doing 1D6)
167: A bottle of pig's blood (left by a "vegitarian" Vampire)

[Soldier of Od]

9. a list of 167 seemingly random items, but for some reason with no item listed as number 9.

[The Dark Elf]

168. The book of heroes.

[JuliusCreed]

169. And a Partridge in a Pear Treeeeeeeeeee!!!
Thank you very much!!

[drewkitty ~..~]

169. And a Partridge in a Pear Treeeeeeeeeee!!!
Thank you very much!!

I was tempted to post all of the items in that song, but then I fell asleep.
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169: book of villeins: This tome contains only the names; and there general location; of active villeins on the world it resides. Does not radiate any sort of magic.
(side note: used the word active instead of living because some villeins are undead.)
170: (anime) Maid Uniform

[TheGameMaster]

9. a list of 167 seemingly random items, but for some reason with no item listed as number 9.

6 is listed twice that is where 9 went.

171: A large fang (no more that 3 inches long) made into a necklace
172: A silver ring with elven writing that glows blue when heated. (writing reads "prototype number 12")
173: An egg (Gm chooses size and creature)
174: A golden eyeball
175: An apple with a talking worm living inside

[TheGameMaster]

184: A crown made of "Fools Gold" with Glass instead of diamonds( looks to be real gold and diamonds to the untrained eye)
185: A shrine built to a moldy piece of cheese
186: A bottle of perfume (wether it smells good or not is up to GM)
187: A talking coin purse named "Phil"
188: A book shelf with all but one book pulled off and scattered on the floor (maybe the last book is a secret lever?)
189: Large shiny red button (for clothes), can only be undone by the wearer. slowly turns the wearers skin the same shiny red color
190: A combat training manual. (if read by a non-man at arms OCC, will grant a man at arms hand to hand(Gms choice), if read by a man at arms, add +1 to specific hand to hand stats (GMs choice))

[Zenvis]

195: An ivory rune eating utensil
196: Solid gold compus
197: A map to somewhere else
198: A land deed for Y'Oda
199: A container of blue milk
200: A large beast collar

[MrShowtime]

201: Stone fairy statue... Maybe a petrified fairy? Use stone to flesh to find out lol
202: Gold goblet full of blood
203: A Rune Boomerang. . . who knows what it does!?

[TheGameMaster]

204: A flame (GMs choice of color, just NOT the color of normal fire) that does not burn to the touch. Only lighting implements(ie. candels, lanterns, tourches,etc.)will catch a flame from this.
205: A Quill pen made of solid Gold
206: A long black riding coat with rusted buttons(if pollished will reveal to be Silver buttons)
207: An eternaly sharp sword(GMs choice what type) with elven writing reading "There Can Be Only One"
208: An abandoned looking shack, with a secret trap door leading to an underground laberenth
209: A Book mark that never stays on the page you put in
210: The "Jolly Grail". (Makes anyone who drinks from it laugh uncontrolibly, to the point of wetting themselves, for 10 minutes per drink)

[Zenvis]

211: A chest full of candy from an alternate dimension
212: Several pounds of gold bullion
213: Life size statue of an elf with following eyes
214: A clock
215: A TW device or weapon
216: Cybermancy device (for those that love Nightbane)

[TheGameMaster]

221: Sheet music to an uncompleted symphony
222: Elemental Wand(shoots; Lightning doing 2-12dmg, Fire Ball doing 1-8dmg, Ice Shards doing 1-8dmg, and 60mph wind gust, and creates 10ft tall sand whirlwind, twice daily each)
223: A bikini made of seashells
224: A pair of glasses that grant 40ft of night vision
225: A piece of parchment with the adress of a famous Alchemist or Wizard writen on it

[drewkitty ~..~]

229 Under-things of the environment
230 nine rainbow flowers: +4 pb & pe when in hair (non-cumulative)
231 a ring (5" diameter) with a design of crisscrossing yard on it. (something like the Nat. Am. rings with a yarn design)
232 a rock with what looks like it was stamped with a griffon seal. (as if a seal was stamped into wax, but with the rock taking the place of the wax.)
233 38 horse apples in a leather bag

[TheGameMaster]

EDIT: whoops, looks like TheGameMaster reverted to the 100's! Ya almost got me, GM!

Sorry about that I was a little distracted when writing that post, I'll edit it.

234: A magical Griffon seal meant to stamp stone in stead of wax (That one's for you drewkitty lol)
235: A three cornered hat
236: A large Dragon's tooth (could the dragon be looking for it?)
237: A recipe for an unknown potion (what could it do?)
237: A coffin that has been smashed open....from the inside!!
238: Drawings for futuristic looking devices (like Da Vinvi's work)
239: A journal with the rambelings of an old adventurer
240: A fancy door knob (where is the door?!)

[drewkitty ~..~]

253 A good looking girl/boy wearing a slave collar of gold that will only take actions she is told to do. She will not fight other then to dodge and parry. If she is hit by any attack it only does the minimum damage rated for the attack (exclude PS damage). Will heal from any damage w/o scaring. (GM notes: The girl is of the Tourist OCC and is on a "slave girl/boy" experience vacation. Attempts to take the slave collar off or a lethal amount of damage will teleport the tourist (before they die) to the tour office.
254 a quilted bag with the mixed smell of a male and a female <race> strong on it.
255 a paper fan
256 a pair of 3" mismatched (color) high heal shoes, will perfectly fit the female of the group or the first female the group comes in contact with.
257 Set of playing cards with pictures of a nude redhead.
258 Set of Tarot cards with the pictures are of a single woman dressed up as as the different figures of the set.
259 a pair of wire cutters
260 a kilt that rejects being worn by a non-redhead (it falls down at an inopportune time)[everyone never thinks of cutting it up]. {is it cursed, is it a person turned into a bit of cloth, is it a rune kilt.... who knows }
261 a pair of sandals
262 a furry scarf. (on made out of leather with fur still on it)
263 what looks like a storm in a cork stoppered bottle. The storm will disappear if the stopper is removed.
264 a green dress with diamond cut outs to show off both front and back cleavages.
265 a chain mail suit, light & fitted for a woman.
266 a breast plate sculpted to fit a woman.
267 a stamp/wood cut that makes the image of a long tailed bird in flight.
268 38 glass beads
269 set of blacksmithing tools (excluding an anvil and forge )

[TheGameMaster]

a tall blue box with a flashing light on top. From it, steps an odd looking man. He looks somewhat sane, wearing a brown overcoat/cloak and a long rainbow colored scarf. His head of dirty blond curly hair is barely held in check by his tall, floppy hat. (PC's find it hard not to laugh) He says with urgency, "The world is in danger!" then pauses, and asks what year it is.

Someone is a fan of the Doctor

270: A milk maids stool
271: A torn standard flag
272: A glass watering can
273: A vanbrace with a hidden balde (Like in Assassin's Creed)
274: Cloth cut in the shape of a diamond, attached to two crossed stick with a string attached. Attached to the string is a Key
275: An assortment of different shaped arrow heads

[TheGameMaster]

283: A collapsable longbow (collapses into a rod the length of a pen(about 3-4 inches) and about one inch across
284: A sailors challenge coin
285: a cotten ball that bites whoever picks it up

[drewkitty ~..~]

286 Psychic Papers: basically does the jedi mind trick to make others think the paper is the sort of official document the person holding it tells you it is.
287 Disintegration wand: it diss'es what it is pointed at while also glowing blue and making a high pitched whine.