found at a brothel?

[pblackcrow]

What are some random items one could find at a brothel?

[Long Shadow]

Depends on the clientele.

Forgotten clothing
Patron tokens and gifts
Medicinal and recreational herbs
Goose fat lube (totally fictional)
Adult toys

[Ravenwing]

A pimp.
A pimp cane.
A pimp hat.
Female sex toys, typically made of glass, ivory, polished wood, and metal.
Bondage Gear.
Torture Gear.
Manacles.
Shackles.
Ladies Lingerie.
Lipstick.
Make-up.
Booze.
Drugs.
A clown.
A midget.
A midget clown.
A painter.
An Illusionist.

[pblackcrow]

Could do stuff with forgotten clothing and suicide note, Thanks for the idea.

One of the thieves will find a piece of material with a crest on it. The other one will find the suicide note.

[Shawn Merrow]

Few extra members of noble and royal families from pregnancies.

[JuliusCreed]

Few extra members of noble and royal families from pregnancies.

Or even said nobles hoping for a bit of... ahem... discretion? Could be an interesting thing to stumble across

Among the herbs and drugs you'd find such wonders as mistletoe, belladonna, Palladium's own Stalsis, and several recreational sorts, particularly euphorics and stimulants.

A few discreet weapons would be possible, especially stilettos and other fine daggers as well as scissors and hairpins.

Clothing would include a rather staggering array of dresses, lingerie and other finery as well as a few items of lost or misplaced things left by customers.

For those with a more kinky side to them, the bondage equipment would be a bounty hunter's dream with a wide array of cuffs, chains and various retraints including yoke bars, strait jackets armbinders and such. And always good old fashioned rope.

Oh... and sheepskins... lots and lots of sheepskins

[filo_clarke]

Syphilis.

[Ravenwing]

Syphilis.

thats what the Cleric's for.

[Gthomas41571]

A blackmail list of nobels and clergy oand city official.
A live sheep in the basement,( that's afraid of everyone)
A slave tied up in the basement
A family heirloom loom of a nobel ( not reported to local law for obvious reasons)
And I do like like the illigimate child from a noble family.
A gender confused wolven , troll of some other race (just for grins)

[azazel1024]

Did anyone forget that you are likely to find at least one Gnome somewhere working at the establishment?

Seems like a requirement.

[Ravenwing]

Did anyone forget that you are likely to find at least one Gnome somewhere working at the establishment?

Seems like a requirement.

Gnome pimps are seriously gangsta.

[BookWyrm]

An artisan with the ability to sketch any thing he/she sees within moments, with "lifelike quality" (what we in the 21st century would call "Photo-Realistic").

[gdub411]

Jimmy Hoffa

[Shawn Merrow]

A ledger of customers, may be in code. If stolen the owner would pay to get it back. Also a lot of other people would pay to get their hands on it.

[URLeader Hobbes]

Whores... Hey everyone else forgot to mention them. So I'm assuming they don't include them in their games.

[Long Shadow]

Whores... Hey everyone else forgot to mention them. So I'm assuming they don't include them in their games.

If one of my infamous players were involved (or in the general area) you would be hard pressed finding a single one, let alone finding one available for your service.

[Gthomas41571]

A ledger of customers, may be in code. If stolen the owner would pay to get it back. Also a lot of other people would pay to get their hands on it.

thtas what the blackmail list is for .... just saying

[The Dark Elf]

The Dark Elf

[Mallak's Place]

Scrolls with the spell "Superhuman Endurance"

[MurderCityDisciple]

What are some random items one could find at a brothel?

Yo Mamma!!


Sorry couldn't resist I was born and raised in the ghetto...that's my excuse.

There also might be some bi-curous dwarves and gnomosexuals.
Also....
Never ask a Dwarf what a Misty Mountain Mustache Ride is.

[The Dark Elf]

gnomosexuals.

[MADMANMIKE]

A mutant psychic monkey controlling a formerly good team of simian super heroes... oh wait, that's in a Heroes Unlimited Brothel in a Carmen Bellaire Open House Game...

[BookWyrm]

Puddles of unidentifiable .... liquids?

[MurderCityDisciple]

Puddles of unidentifiable .... liquids?

Only unidentifiable until somebody is brave enough to taste them.

Ever hear of a Timiro Steamer?

[MurderCityDisciple]

Puddles of unidentifiable .... liquids?

Only unidentifiable until somebody is brave enough to taste them.

Ever hear of a Timiro Steamer?

Is this similiar to a "Clevland Steamer?"

Similar aye, but Timiro version involves 3 gnomes and a constipated ogre.

[MurderCityDisciple]

Puddles of unidentifiable .... liquids?

Only unidentifiable until somebody is brave enough to taste them.

Ever hear of a Timiro Steamer?

Throw a wad of $5's on the floor-

The strippers (I mean future BA graduates) are bound to taste something if not by accident-

Ah I sense the evil (old me coming out in this thread), I better stop while I'm behind!

Behind is never where you wanna be when Timiro Steamers are rearing their ugly heads...ahem.

[Gthomas41571]

Puddles of unidentifiable .... liquids?

Only unidentifiable until somebody is brave enough to taste them.

Ever hear of a Timiro Steamer?

Is this similiar to a "Clevland Steamer?"

Similar aye, but Timiro version involves 3 gnomes and a constipated ogre.

Id rather not no any more details..... Rofl.

[MurderCityDisciple]

Puddles of unidentifiable .... liquids?

Only unidentifiable until somebody is brave enough to taste them.

Ever hear of a Timiro Steamer?

Is this similiar to a "Clevland Steamer?"

Similar aye, but Timiro version involves 3 gnomes and a constipated ogre.

Id rather not no any more details..... Rofl.

Ok how 'bout a knob-gobblin' hobgoblin then?

[Specter]

A magic ring! But, not one meant for your fingers.

[Ectoplasmic Bidet]

A vicious lasae infestation.

[MADMANMIKE]

A vicious lasae infestation.

lol, ouch! I hear they're crabby little buggers...

[Lord_Dalgard]

A magic ring! But, not one meant for your fingers.

What, like a Prince Albert?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uztj3vp-RI

Hackmaster had nipple rings of poking, tongue studs of languages.

[MADMANMIKE]

Scrolls with the spell "Superhuman Endurance"

And "Size of the Behemoth"..

[MADMANMIKE]

Scrolls with the spell "Superhuman Endurance"

And "Size of the Behemoth"..

Whats the duration on that-and does it come with a disclaimer?

two melees per level, disclaimer: If you maintain size of the behemoth for more than 8 melees, seek medical attention immediately!

[pblackcrow]

My Gods. is this thing still going? lol

[scottypotty]

Two elves one flaggon?

On a serious note, an assassin or thieve's guild. I know, it's a little stereotypical, they could also be part of a spy network from another city or country. Or the activity could be false to draw attention away from another local establishment involved with illicit activity.

[KillWatch]

depends on the type
simple brothel: drugs, slaves, sex slaves, spies, intelligence ledgers, things left behind, weapons, possibly a pimp, booze

Moderate Brothel: drugs, slaves, sex slaves, poisons (to use on some clients), spies, intelligence ledgers, things left behind, incense, oils, perfumes, healers, weapons, armor, bodyguards, madame, drink

Upscale Courtesans: nobles, court garb, incense, priests (male and female), spies, ledgers, oils, perfumes, healers, shrine, tailors, body guards, weapons, armor, things left behind, fine liquor and wine, madame. Think of firefly or geishas