Robotech Blooper Reels

[Alpha 11]

Gerao's 'Souvenirs' from the attack on the SDF-1:
- SDF-1 coffee mug(Extra Large)
-Panda Bear in Chinese Dress teddy bear
-UN SPACY dress uniform teddy bear
-Rick Hunter wig
-Fake glow-in-the-dark mini- Protoculture Matrix
-Plastic-embedded sprig of the Flower of Life
-Ben Dixon Wig
-Veritech picture pajamas
-"Girls of the SDF-1" calender
-Roy Fokker's sideburns
-Veritech head keyfob
-Max Sterling sunglasses
-Minmei pillow
-Destroid feet bathroom slippers
-Lisa Hayes' panties
-"I Attacked the SDF-1 and Got Punched In the Face With an Aircraft Carrier For It" T-shirt
-"I Stole Lisa Hayes' Panties and Got Punched In the Face With an Aircraft Carrier For It" T-shirt
-"Robotech Bloopers' DVD

-"I Attacked the SDF-1 and Got Punched In the Face With an Aircraft Carrier For It" T-shirt
-"I Stole Lisa Hayes' Panties and Got Punched In the Face With an Aircraft Carrier For It" T-shirt

Which earns +50 bragging rights points each

Gerao's 'Souvenirs' from the attack on the SDF-1:
-Lisa Hayes' panties

Gerao was in the midst of showing off his booty when a 50' tall Lisa Hayes stomped in and brought an enormous mallet down upon his head.

"Gimmie Those!!!" Grabbing the panties and stomping off.

Gerao's 'Souvenirs' from the attack on the SDF-1:
-Lisa Hayes' panties

Gerao was in the midst of showing off his booty when a 50' tall Lisa Hayes stomped in and brought an enormous mallet down upon his head.

"Gimmie Those!!!" Grabbing the panties and stomping off.

"Gerao! Wake up! What happened to you!?"
(Slapslapslapshakeslapkick)
"Hunh? Wha...!?"
"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?"
"It was horrible...I was attacked by a Meltran-sized Micronian female!"
"Excuse me?"
"A Meltran-sized Micronian female!"
"Uh-huh...(speaking softly into hand radio) Yes, it's just as I feared...he's been watching those Micronian TV transmissions again...yes, send the in the psych team for full evaluations!"
"So...you believe me, right?"
"Of course I do! It will be alright!"

Bridge of the SDF-1:
Sammie: “Captain! It’s incredible!”
Gloval: “What? What’s incredible?”
Sammie:”This thread! We hit...ONE HUNDRED!!!!”
Gloval: “Thundering Asteroids! You’re right! You know what this means?!”
Bridge Bunnies: “PARTY!!!”
Lisa:(Tackling Rick who for some reason is also on the Bridge) “CELEBRATORY SEX!”
Gloval: (ducking aside to avoid getting hit by flying clothing) “I thought they already did it on the Bridge!”
Claudia: “Not while it was in use.”
Roy: (ALSO appearing on the Bridge) “So, there’s space in front of the other console. You wanna?”
Claudia:(shedding her jacket) “I wanna see you out of uniform, soldier, RIGHT NOW.”
Vanessa: “Sir! We have activity in the Zentraedi fleet! Sensors are showing all ships are...opening up in fire works! And all their communications channels have broken out in...music!”
Gloval: (turning to the other Bridge Bunnies)”Before you start on those bottles I know you have hidden in your consoles, send the following message to the Zentraedi forces; ‘Gloval to Azonia: Your quarters in thirty minutes’.”
Kim: “Incoming message from small Zentraedi formation closing on us, sir! ‘Azonia to Gloval: Your Quarters in ten minutes’.”
Gloval: “Damn! Gotta run! Gotta get flowers!”
Vanessa: (passing Gloval a bottle of champagne) “Here, sir, take this.”
Gloval: “Hmmmm.....very good year and a rare vintage. Duchy of Grand Fenwick, too! Time loop?”
Vanessa: “Time loop.”
Screen comes on, showing Khyron, all smiles.
Khyron: “Greetings, Micronians! All the humiliation I’ve had to endure, all the pratfalls and undignified deaths and bad one-liners! It all finally pays off! Grel, high-five!”
Grel high-fives him. then turns around and chest-butts Gerao, while Khyron does a happy-dance.
Khyron: “All righttttttt!!!! We ROCK!”
Grel: (pumping his fists) “ROWR! ROWR! ROWR!”
Khyron: “Now let’s get over to that big barbecue on the flagship Breetai’s been hinting about!”
Gerao: “Will there be ice cream and cake?”
Grel: “There better be!”
Khyron: “We’ll swing by and pick up some Quadronos on the way! “(begins shucking his uniform revealing the Hawaiian shirt underneath)”See you around, micronian chumps!”
(His image cuts out)
(Minmei wanders onto the bridge. She looks around, sees the two couples getting down at the front of the bridge, then turns to the Bridge Bunnies)
Minmei: “So this is where the party is?”
Vanessa: “It’s where the party BEGINS.”
Minmei: “That rum you have there?”
(Sammie offers her a bottle. Minmei takes it and pulls the cork out with her teeth before taking a slug directly from the bottle)
Minmei: “So what are we hanging around here for? I got a chrome-plated sportscar waiting! Let’s drive some paparazzi off the road and go crash some parties!”
Sammie: “Ah, I got plans.”
Minmei: “We’ll drop you off, then. Come on, our taxi awaits!”

Meanwhile, down in Alaska:
Admiral Hayes: “What the hell are those people doing up there?! It sounds like a giant party! Has the universe gone mad?”
Grand Cannon Staff Mook: “Dunno, sir. I can only report what our long range sensors are picking up!”
Admiral Hayes: “Keep monitoring! And where’s Colonel Edwards?!”
Grand Cannon Staff Mook2: ”Last I saw of him, he was going into the men’s room.”

T.R. Edwards: (Looking at the snarling Shoggoth in front of him and realizing this is NOT the Alaska Base men’s room) “Oh $#!+...”

Lisa looks up for a moment and smiles. “207.”

Disclaimer: Palladium Books does not encourage or endorse irresponsible sex, public nudity, alcohol consumption, use of intoxicants, use of military grade weapons as fireworks, reckless operation of motorvehicles, or the use of transdimensional rifts to feed unpleasant people to Lovecraftian horrors. At least not without proper and responsible supervision and the authorization of at least three parental, governmental, or religious authorities.



Oh, you've already seen all that.
Well, don't do it, then.

Really.

We don't want you to get hurt.

We don't want to get sued.

So don't do it.

Yeah, that means YOU.

Don't even think it.

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So don't come crying to us afterwards, because you brought it on yourself!

We have a disclaimer!

I can't believe it has made it this far. Is this the longest thread on the board?

[Arnie100]

Dolza: "So...what is the current progress of our offensive against against the Micronians?"
Unimportant Sensor Technician (one of many): "Unknown, Sir! My sensors indicate something unusual!"
Dolza: "Spit it out, Man!"
Unimportant Sensor Technician (one of many): "Well, it sounds like a massive...party..."
Dolza: "What!?"
Unimportant Sensor Technician (one of many): "I contacted Lord Breetai's Flagship..."
Dolza: "And?"
Unimportant Sensor Technician (one of many): "The response was: You weren't invited."
Dolza: "NNNNNNOOOOO!!!!!"

[batlchip]

Mean while, in Dolza's underwear drawer a drunken Lynn Kyle pulls a tighty whitey over him and falls blissfully asleep.

[taalismn]

[
I can't believe it has made it this far. Is this the longest thread on the board?

No, there are several in the Heroes Unlimited section('New Powers') that have gone over 150.

Meanwhile:

Robotech Masters:(raising champagne glasses) "To One Hundred! To success!"(clink)
Science Master: "But isn't our entire society about the supremacy of the number three? Is that not the secret of our success? And one hundred is not evenly divisible by three....(looks at the glare being leveled at him by the Robotech Masters)...ah, right. I'll be quiet."

[DhAkael]

[
I can't believe it has made it this far. Is this the longest thread on the board?

No, there are several in the Heroes Unlimited section('New Powers') that have gone over 150.

Meanwhile:

Robotech Masters:(raising champagne glasses) "To One Hundred! To success!"(clink)
Science Master: "But isn't our entire society about the supremacy of the number three? Is that not the secret of our success? And one hundred is not evenly divisible by three....(looks at the glare being leveled at him by the Robotech Masters)...ah, right. I'll be quiet."

Hayden (the original; NOT the Shadow Chronicles cybermind); "Milestone time. Let's shoot for 300."

[SRoss]

[
I can't believe it has made it this far. Is this the longest thread on the board?

No, there are several in the Heroes Unlimited section('New Powers') that have gone over 150.

Meanwhile:

Robotech Masters:(raising champagne glasses) "To One Hundred! To success!"(clink)
Science Master: "But isn't our entire society about the supremacy of the number three? Is that not the secret of our success? And one hundred is not evenly divisible by three....(looks at the glare being leveled at him by the Robotech Masters)...ah, right. I'll be quiet."

Hayden (the original; NOT the Shadow Chronicles cybermind); "Milestone time. Let's shoot for 300."

Meanwhile:

Regis: (raising her glass of bubbly) "Congratulations! To One Hundred my human friends! And family. (smiling warmly at Scott and Lancer)

Unnoticed in the general human/invid celebrations. Annie drags a helpless Corg into one of the Hive's side passages.

[taalismn]

[

Hayden (the original; NOT the Shadow Chronicles cybermind); "Milestone time. Let's shoot for 300."

Rick Hunter: (Kicking T.R. Edwards into a flaming Genesis Pit) "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Dolza: "So...what is the current progress of our offensive against against the Micronians?"
Unimportant Sensor Technician (one of many): "Unknown, Sir! My sensors indicate something unusual!"
Dolza: "Spit it out, Man!"
Unimportant Sensor Technician (one of many): "Well, it sounds like a massive...party..."
Dolza: "What!?"
Unimportant Sensor Technician (one of many): "I contacted Lord Breetai's Flagship..."
Dolza: "And?"
Unimportant Sensor Technician (one of many): "The response was: You weren't invited."
Dolza: "NNNNNNOOOOO!!!!!"

Mean while, in Dolza's underwear drawer a drunken Lynn Kyle pulls a tighty whitey over him and falls blissfully asleep.

[
I can't believe it has made it this far. Is this the longest thread on the board?

No, there are several in the Heroes Unlimited section('New Powers') that have gone over 150.

Meanwhile:

Robotech Masters:(raising champagne glasses) "To One Hundred! To success!"(clink)
Science Master: "But isn't our entire society about the supremacy of the number three? Is that not the secret of our success? And one hundred is not evenly divisible by three....(looks at the glare being leveled at him by the Robotech Masters)...ah, right. I'll be quiet."

Wow, thats a lot.

[
I can't believe it has made it this far. Is this the longest thread on the board?

No, there are several in the Heroes Unlimited section('New Powers') that have gone over 150.

Meanwhile:

Robotech Masters:(raising champagne glasses) "To One Hundred! To success!"(clink)
Science Master: "But isn't our entire society about the supremacy of the number three? Is that not the secret of our success? And one hundred is not evenly divisible by three....(looks at the glare being leveled at him by the Robotech Masters)...ah, right. I'll be quiet."

Hayden (the original; NOT the Shadow Chronicles cybermind); "Milestone time. Let's shoot for 300."

I think we can do that.

[
I can't believe it has made it this far. Is this the longest thread on the board?

No, there are several in the Heroes Unlimited section('New Powers') that have gone over 150.

Meanwhile:

Robotech Masters:(raising champagne glasses) "To One Hundred! To success!"(clink)
Science Master: "But isn't our entire society about the supremacy of the number three? Is that not the secret of our success? And one hundred is not evenly divisible by three....(looks at the glare being leveled at him by the Robotech Masters)...ah, right. I'll be quiet."

Hayden (the original; NOT the Shadow Chronicles cybermind); "Milestone time. Let's shoot for 300."

Meanwhile:

Regis: (raising her glass of bubbly) "Congratulations! To One Hundred my human friends! And family. (smiling warmly at Scott and Lancer)

Unnoticed in the general human/invid celebrations. Annie drags a helpless Corg into one of the Hive's side passages.

[Alpha 11]

[

Hayden (the original; NOT the Shadow Chronicles cybermind); "Milestone time. Let's shoot for 300."

Rick Hunter: (Kicking T.R. Edwards into a flaming Genesis Pit) "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!"

[taalismn]

[

Gerao was in the midst of showing off his booty .

Khyron comes onto the deck, and immediately whirls around, looking pale. "I did NOT need to see that....", then goes off to find some brainbleach, Zentraedi -strength.

Azonia:(finding Khyron about to stick his head in a bucket of bubbling fuming chemical) "What's wrong, Khyron?! Don't you know that stuff's caustic and poisonous?"
Khyron: "Gerao...thong...happy dance..."
Azonia: "I thought he was on a panty raid on the micronian vessel?"
Khyron: "...HIS thong...":ugh:
Azonia: "...got another bucket of that?"

[Arnie100]

[

Gerao was in the midst of showing off his booty .

Khyron comes onto the deck, and immediately whirls around, looking pale. "I did NOT need to see that....", then goes off to find some brainbleach, Zentraedi -strength.

Azonia:(finding Khyron about to stick his head in a bucket of bubbling fuming chemical) "What's wrong, Khyron?! Don't you know that stuff's caustic and poisonous?"
Khyron: "Gerao...thong...happy dance..."
Azonia: "I thought he was on a panty raid on the micronian vessel?"
Khyron: "...HIS thong...":ugh:
Azonia: "...got another bucket of that?"

Grell: "What the Protoculture are you two doing!?"
Azonia and Khyron: "Gerao...thong...happy dance..."
Grell: "Gimme one of those..." (Faints)

[batlchip]

The real reason why the Robotech Masters crashed into earth.
Master:Have you found the battle recordings of our zentran slaves.
Scientist:We have found one sir.
Master: Then play the recording.
Scientist:Yes sir.
A screen blinks into place with the images of Breetai in a man-kini and Exador in a thong. Doing the Can Can.
Masters:
Scientist:
The scene end with the view of everybody dashing for the bathroom.

[taalismn]

The real reason why the Robotech Masters crashed into earth.
Master:Have you found the battle recordings of our zentran slaves.
Scientist:We have found one sir.
Master: Then play the recording.
Scientist:Yes sir.
A screen blinks into place with the images of Breetai in a man-kini and Exador in a thong. Doing the Can Can.
Masters:
Scientist:
The scene end with the view of everybody dashing for the bathroom.

Robotech Master1: "Do we REALLY want to venture to a world that makes THAT possible?!"
Robotech Master2: "Who knows what OTHER horrors the micronians may be willing to unleash on us!"
Robotech Master 3: "Our situation with the Protoculture pales in comparison to the damage that could be done to our society if the micronians were to subject us specifically to something similar to THAT!"
Science Master1: "May I remind you, milords, that due to our protoulture shortage and the need to conserve power, we are in fact LOCKED on our current course? Any attempt to deviate from it would require an energy expenditure of critical levels and would not insure that we could reach familiar territory and refuge."
Science Master2:"Unless you suggest we sail off into unknown space..."
Science Master3: "Where our survival is much less certain."
Robotech Master1:"...."
Robotech Master2:"...."
Robotech Master3:"...They're right; in space Newton IS the deadliest son of a ##### around...."

[Arnie100]

Meanwhile, a maintenance team is doing their rounds on Khyron's ship:
Maintenance Technician (a janitor) 1: "What the...what happened in here!?"
Maintenance Technician #2: "I don't think I want to know..."
Maintenance aTechnician #1: "Wait...one of the video monitors is running. Let's see..."
Video playback of Khyron and Azonia: "Gerao...thong...happy dance..."
Maintenance Technician #2: "I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW!!" (faints)
Maintenance Technician #1: "AAAAIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!" (with a look of pure horror, runs off into the corridors)

Meanwhile, Gerao's quarters:
Gerao: "What is wrong with everyone today??" It's as if everyone has gone crazy!"

[Alpha 11]

[

Gerao was in the midst of showing off his booty .

Khyron comes onto the deck, and immediately whirls around, looking pale. "I did NOT need to see that....", then goes off to find some brainbleach, Zentraedi -strength.

Azonia:(finding Khyron about to stick his head in a bucket of bubbling fuming chemical) "What's wrong, Khyron?! Don't you know that stuff's caustic and poisonous?"
Khyron: "Gerao...thong...happy dance..."
Azonia: "I thought he was on a panty raid on the micronian vessel?"
Khyron: "...HIS thong...":ugh:
Azonia: "...got another bucket of that?"

[

Gerao was in the midst of showing off his booty .

Khyron comes onto the deck, and immediately whirls around, looking pale. "I did NOT need to see that....", then goes off to find some brainbleach, Zentraedi -strength.

Azonia:(finding Khyron about to stick his head in a bucket of bubbling fuming chemical) "What's wrong, Khyron?! Don't you know that stuff's caustic and poisonous?"
Khyron: "Gerao...thong...happy dance..."
Azonia: "I thought he was on a panty raid on the micronian vessel?"
Khyron: "...HIS thong...":ugh:
Azonia: "...got another bucket of that?"

Grell: "What the Protoculture are you two doing!?"
Azonia and Khyron: "Gerao...thong...happy dance..."
Grell: "Gimme one of those..." (Faints)

The real reason why the Robotech Masters crashed into earth.
Master:Have you found the battle recordings of our zentran slaves.
Scientist:We have found one sir.
Master: Then play the recording.
Scientist:Yes sir.
A screen blinks into place with the images of Breetai in a man-kini and Exador in a thong. Doing the Can Can.
Masters:
Scientist:
The scene end with the view of everybody dashing for the bathroom.

[Alpha 11]

Meanwhile, a maintenance team is doing their rounds on Khyron's ship:
Maintenance Technician (a janitor) 1: "What the...what happened in here!?"
Maintenance Technician #2: "I don't think I want to know..."
Maintenance aTechnician #1: "Wait...one of the video monitors is running. Let's see..."
Video playback of Khyron and Azonia: "Gerao...thong...happy dance..."
Maintenance Technician #2: "I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW!!" (faints)
Maintenance Technician #1: "AAAAIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!" (with a look of pure horror, runs off into the corridors)

Meanwhile, Gerao's quarters:
Gerao: "What is wrong with everyone today??" It's as if everyone has gone crazy!"

The real reason why the Robotech Masters crashed into earth.
Master:Have you found the battle recordings of our zentran slaves.
Scientist:We have found one sir.
Master: Then play the recording.
Scientist:Yes sir.
A screen blinks into place with the images of Breetai in a man-kini and Exador in a thong. Doing the Can Can.
Masters:
Scientist:
The scene end with the view of everybody dashing for the bathroom.

Robotech Master1: "Do we REALLY want to venture to a world that makes THAT possible?!"
Robotech Master2: "Who knows what OTHER horrors the micronians may be willing to unleash on us!"
Robotech Master 3: "Our situation with the Protoculture pales in comparison to the damage that could be done to our society if the micronians were to subject us specifically to something similar to THAT!"
Science Master1: "May I remind you, milords, that due to our protoulture shortage and the need to conserve power, we are in fact LOCKED on our current course? Any attempt to deviate from it would require an energy expenditure of critical levels and would not insure that we could reach familiar territory and refuge."
Science Master2:"Unless you suggest we sail off into unknown space..."
Science Master3: "Where our survival is much less certain."
Robotech Master1:"...."
Robotech Master2:"...."
Robotech Master3:"...They're right; in space Newton IS the deadliest son of a ##### around...."

[taalismn]

Meanwhile, a maintenance team is doing their rounds on Khyron's ship:
Maintenance Technician (a janitor) 1: "What the...what happened in here!?"
Maintenance Technician #2: "I don't think I want to know..."
Maintenance aTechnician #1: "Wait...one of the video monitors is running. Let's see..."
Video playback of Khyron and Azonia: "Gerao...thong...happy dance..."
Maintenance Technician #2: "I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW!!" (faints)
Maintenance Technician #1: "AAAAIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!" (with a look of pure horror, runs off into the corridors)

Meanwhile, Gerao's quarters:
Gerao: "What is wrong with everyone today??" It's as if everyone has gone crazy!"

"And this is why we keep the grunt-level Zentraedi on drugs..."

[Alpha 11]

Meanwhile, a maintenance team is doing their rounds on Khyron's ship:
Maintenance Technician (a janitor) 1: "What the...what happened in here!?"
Maintenance Technician #2: "I don't think I want to know..."
Maintenance aTechnician #1: "Wait...one of the video monitors is running. Let's see..."
Video playback of Khyron and Azonia: "Gerao...thong...happy dance..."
Maintenance Technician #2: "I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW!!" (faints)
Maintenance Technician #1: "AAAAIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!" (with a look of pure horror, runs off into the corridors)

Meanwhile, Gerao's quarters:
Gerao: "What is wrong with everyone today??" It's as if everyone has gone crazy!"

"And this is why we keep the grunt-level Zentraedi on drugs..."

[Arnie100]

Corridor, Khyron's ship:
Gerao (walking towards the bridge, wondering why everyone is looking at him): "What is the matter with all of you!? Why is everyone looking at me like that!?"
Soldier #1: "That was the most horrible thing I have ever seen you do!"
Gerao: "What? I don't understand..."
Soldier #2: "I saw it, too! How could you do something like that!!"
Gerao: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"
Both Soldiers: "Thong...happy dance..." (Both collapse in shock and horror)
Gerao: "OH. NO!!" (runs back to quarters)

Gerao's Quarters:
Gerao: "Where is it!? Where is it!? NOOOOOOOO!!!! My...my (starts crying)"

[taalismn]

Gloval: (Looking at intelligence report)"This is true?"
Lisa Hayes: "As true as we can figure out between the intelligence agents either laughing too hard or trying to gouge their own eyes out."
Gloval: "Unbelievable! The most effective unit we've encountered thus far in the Zentraedi military to date, effectively paralyzed by something like THIS?"
Lisa: "Rather mindboggling, really."
Maistroff: "Not really. I saw the footage in that report. Sick to my stomach, I was."
Gloval: "Well, as long as it keeps this 'Khyron' off our backs, I suppose we can count it as a victory of sorts."
Maistroff: "Yes sir, though I'd contend that in this case calling it 'victory' by those circumstances is stretching it. This utterly lacks dignity..."
Gloval" "Agreed."
Lisa: "Agreed."

[Arnie100]

Gloval: "And don't worry, Commander Hayes...we won't mention your infiltration mission aboard the enemy ship."
Lisa: "Thank you, Sir."
Gloval: "Were you able to retrieve the missing sensitive items?"
Lisa: "Oh, yes, Sir. (smiles evilly)
Maistroff: "What infiltration mission!? I wasn't aware of any mission!"
Gloval: "It was classified."
Lisa: "And you didn't have a need to know."

[Alpha 11]

Corridor, Khyron's ship:
Gerao (walking towards the bridge, wondering why everyone is looking at him): "What is the matter with all of you!? Why is everyone looking at me like that!?"
Soldier #1: "That was the most horrible thing I have ever seen you do!"
Gerao: "What? I don't understand..."
Soldier #2: "I saw it, too! How could you do something like that!!"
Gerao: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"
Both Soldiers: "Thong...happy dance..." (Both collapse in shock and horror)
Gerao: "OH. NO!!" (runs back to quarters)

Gerao's Quarters:
Gerao: "Where is it!? Where is it!? NOOOOOOOO!!!! My...my (starts crying)"

Gloval: (Looking at intelligence report)"This is true?"
Lisa Hayes: "As true as we can figure out between the intelligence agents either laughing too hard or trying to gouge their own eyes out."
Gloval: "Unbelievable! The most effective unit we've encountered thus far in the Zentraedi military to date, effectively paralyzed by something like THIS?"
Lisa: "Rather mindboggling, really."
Maistroff: "Not really. I saw the footage in that report. Sick to my stomach, I was."
Gloval: "Well, as long as it keeps this 'Khyron' off our backs, I suppose we can count it as a victory of sorts."
Maistroff: "Yes sir, though I'd contend that in this case calling it 'victory' by those circumstances is stretching it. This utterly lacks dignity..."
Gloval" "Agreed."
Lisa: "Agreed."

Gloval: "And don't worry, Commander Hayes...we won't mention your infiltration mission aboard the enemy ship."
Lisa: "Thank you, Sir."
Gloval: "Were you able to retrieve the missing sensitive items?"
Lisa: "Oh, yes, Sir. (smiles evilly)
Maistroff: "What infiltration mission!? I wasn't aware of any mission!"
Gloval: "It was classified."
Lisa: "And you didn't have a need to know."

[taalismn]

Khyron: "Gerao, not that I'm complaining or anytjingb, but why are you dangling from the main hangar catwalk, suspended by your underwear?"
Gerao:: "...urk...yark....arh!..."
Khyron: "'A female micronian spy infilitrated this ship, stalked you, robbed you of your war trophy, then wedgied you, leaving you hanging to die?'"
Gerao: "..yef...gargf....merp!"
Khyron:"No, I'm not helping you get down. Let this be a lesson to you. And look at the bright side; your elastic isn't going to hold forever."
Gerao: "...yerg?!....."
Khyron: "Yes, it IS a long way down to the hangar deck, even for a Zentraedi."
Gerao: "...meemmm....!"
Khyron: "Don't thrash around; it only tears faster."

[Arnie100]

Azonia: "So, Khyron are you going to help Gerao?"
Khyron: "After that video, you have to ask?"
Azonia: "You're right...he deserves to stay up there. Getting a wedgie from a MICRONIAN female spy...that's embarrassing. What are you doing, Khyron?"
Khyron: "Making a video."

[taalismn]

Gerao: "...YaGH!...Ah! At last! My faithful subordinates, come to help me down! I KNEW I wasn't forgotten!"
Zentraedi Grunt: "Actually, Lord Khyron asked us to paint this 'x' on the deck under you. Then we're done for the day!"
Gerao: "...i hate you all..."

[SRoss]

One evening on a makeshift stage on an Invid farm:

Corg: "Are you sure this is how it's done?"

Sara: "Yes Corg, the video is quite clear on this. It's how the human courtship dance is performed."

Corg: "This thong seems a little tight. What happens now?"

Sara: "According to the video, the male dances while females crowd around screaming and stuffing green pieces of paper into his thong."

Sara starts the music playing and turning to an Invid Soldier while climbing into her battloid.

Sara: "have the females assemble out here."

Later at Reflex Point, an Invid Scout approaches the Regis.

Regis: "A riot at the Protoculture farm? Involving Corg? What was he doing?"

The Scout spends several minutes trying unsuccessfully to come up with appropriate claw gestures to convey what it saw. Finally it gives up and shrugs it's shoulders, shuddering.

[taalismn]

Vince Grant: "Face it, Haydonite! If there's anything that the Robotech Wars have taught us, ...it's that only humans know how to truly shake their booty!"

[SRoss]

Vince Grant: "Face it, Haydonite! If there's anything that the Robotech Wars have taught us, ...it's that only humans know how to truly shake their booty!"

"This was not foreseen..."

[taalismn]

Vince Grant: "Face it, Haydonite! If there's anything that the Robotech Wars have taught us, ...it's that only humans know how to truly shake their booty!"

"This was not foreseen..."

Haydonite: "What, Awareness,that such a lame joke would last so long?"

[Arnie100]

Vince Grant: "Face it, Haydonite! If there's anything that the Robotech Wars have taught us, ...it's that only humans know how to truly shake their booty!"

"This was not foreseen..."

Haydonite: "What, Awareness,that such a lame joke would last so long?"

Awareness: "Indeed, perhaps it is time to find someone else to punk!"
Haydonite: "I suggest the human Minmei..."
Awareness: "Been there."
Haydonite: "Lisa Hayes?"
Awareness: "Done that."
Haydonite: "General Leonard?"
Awareness: "Possibilities..."

[Alpha 11]

Khyron: "Gerao, not that I'm complaining or anytjingb, but why are you dangling from the main hangar catwalk, suspended by your underwear?"
Gerao:: "...urk...yark....arh!..."
Khyron: "'A female micronian spy infilitrated this ship, stalked you, robbed you of your war trophy, then wedgied you, leaving you hanging to die?'"
Gerao: "..yef...gargf....merp!"
Khyron:"No, I'm not helping you get down. Let this be a lesson to you. And look at the bright side; your elastic isn't going to hold forever."
Gerao: "...yerg?!....."
Khyron: "Yes, it IS a long way down to the hangar deck, even for a Zentraedi."
Gerao: "...meemmm....!"
Khyron: "Don't thrash around; it only tears faster."

Azonia: "So, Khyron are you going to help Gerao?"
Khyron: "After that video, you have to ask?"
Azonia: "You're right...he deserves to stay up there. Getting a wedgie from a MICRONIAN female spy...that's embarrassing. What are you doing, Khyron?"
Khyron: "Making a video."

Gerao: "...YaGH!...Ah! At last! My faithful subordinates, come to help me down! I KNEW I wasn't forgotten!"
Zentraedi Grunt: "Actually, Lord Khyron asked us to paint this 'x' on the deck under you. Then we're done for the day!"
Gerao: "...i hate you all..."

One evening on a makeshift stage on an Invid farm:

Corg: "Are you sure this is how it's done?"

Sara: "Yes Corg, the video is quite clear on this. It's how the human courtship dance is performed."

Corg: "This thong seems a little tight. What happens now?"

Sara: "According to the video, the male dances while females crowd around screaming and stuffing green pieces of paper into his thong."

Sara starts the music playing and turning to an Invid Soldier while climbing into her battloid.

Sara: "have the females assemble out here."

Later at Reflex Point, an Invid Scout approaches the Regis.

Regis: "A riot at the Protoculture farm? Involving Corg? What was he doing?"

The Scout spends several minutes trying unsuccessfully to come up with appropriate claw gestures to convey what it saw. Finally it gives up and shrugs it's shoulders, shuddering.

Vince Grant: "Face it, Haydonite! If there's anything that the Robotech Wars have taught us, ...it's that only humans know how to truly shake their booty!"

Vince Grant: "Face it, Haydonite! If there's anything that the Robotech Wars have taught us, ...it's that only humans know how to truly shake their booty!"

"This was not foreseen..."

Vince Grant: "Face it, Haydonite! If there's anything that the Robotech Wars have taught us, ...it's that only humans know how to truly shake their booty!"

"This was not foreseen..."

Haydonite: "What, Awareness,that such a lame joke would last so long?"

Vince Grant: "Face it, Haydonite! If there's anything that the Robotech Wars have taught us, ...it's that only humans know how to truly shake their booty!"

"This was not foreseen..."

Haydonite: "What, Awareness,that such a lame joke would last so long?"

Awareness: "Indeed, perhaps it is time to find someone else to punk!"
Haydonite: "I suggest the human Minmei..."
Awareness: "Been there."
Haydonite: "Lisa Hayes?"
Awareness: "Done that."
Haydonite: "General Leonard?"
Awareness: "Possibilities..."

[SRoss]

Vince Grant: "Face it, Haydonite! If there's anything that the Robotech Wars have taught us, ...it's that only humans know how to truly shake their booty!"

"This was not foreseen..."

Haydonite: "What, Awareness,that such a lame joke would last so long?"

Awareness: "Indeed, perhaps it is time to find someone else to punk!"
Haydonite: "I suggest the human Minmei..."
Awareness: "Been there."
Haydonite: "Lisa Hayes?"
Awareness: "Done that."
Haydonite: "General Leonard?"
Awareness: "Possibilities..."

Awareness: "By the way, can we hurry this up? I have a date with this cute blond named Sterling..."

Haydonites collectively facepalm...

[taalismn]

[

Haydonites collectively facepalm...

Veidt: "Technically it's a facefault, since we don't actually have palms to smack our faces with."
Unnamed Haydonite: "Veidt...way to go, ruining the moment...."

[Alpha 11]

Awareness: "By the way, can we hurry this up? I have a date with this cute blond named Sterling..."

Haydonites collectively facepalm...

How did they do that??

[

Haydonites collectively facepalm...

Veidt: "Technically it's a facefault, since we don't actually have palms to smack our faces with."
Unnamed Haydonite: "Veidt...way to go, ruining the moment...."

[taalismn]

Electronic Voice: RRRIIINNNNGGG!! "Field Marshal Leonard, candy-gram for Field Marshal Leonard!"
Leonard: "You're NOT fooling me! I know you're not a candy-gram delivery guy! You're just waiting to punk me!"
Electronic Voice: "I assure you, sir, I have no idea what you're talking about! I'm just an innocent delivery guy with a legitima-"
Leonard: "I READ THIS THREAD! I KNOW WHAT YOU HAYDONITES ARE UP TO AND I GOT TEN THOUSAND REASONS WHY I'M NOT GOING ALONG WITH IT!"
Electronic Voice: "Ten thousand...? ....You've got a machine gun in there with you, don't you?"
Leonard: "Guess right and win a prize!"
Electronic Voice:"Oh goody, a prize? What did I wi...wait a second...this is going to hurt, isn't it....?"
BRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKA

[Arnie100]

Electronic Voice: RRRIIINNNNGGG!! "Field Marshal Leonard, candy-gram for Field Marshal Leonard!"
Leonard: "You're NOT fooling me! I know you're not a candy-gram delivery guy! You're just waiting to punk me!"
Electronic Voice: "I assure you, sir, I have no idea what you're talking about! I'm just an innocent delivery guy with a legitima-"
Leonard: "I READ THIS THREAD! I KNOW WHAT YOU HAYDONITES ARE UP TO AND I GOT TEN THOUSAND REASONS WHY I'M NOT GOING ALONG WITH IT!"
Electronic Voice: "Ten thousand...? ....You've got a machine gun in there with you, don't you?"
Leonard: "Guess right and win a prize!"
Electronic Voice:"Oh goody, a prize? What did I wi...wait a second...this is going to hurt, isn't it....?"
BRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKA

Electronic Voice: "HAH! You MISSED! My pro -- mother; yes, that's it , can shoot better then that!"

[SRoss]

Electronic Voice: RRRIIINNNNGGG!! "Field Marshal Leonard, candy-gram for Field Marshal Leonard!"
Leonard: "You're NOT fooling me! I know you're not a candy-gram delivery guy! You're just waiting to punk me!"
Electronic Voice: "I assure you, sir, I have no idea what you're talking about! I'm just an innocent delivery guy with a legitima-"
Leonard: "I READ THIS THREAD! I KNOW WHAT YOU HAYDONITES ARE UP TO AND I GOT TEN THOUSAND REASONS WHY I'M NOT GOING ALONG WITH IT!"
Electronic Voice: "Ten thousand...? ....You've got a machine gun in there with you, don't you?"
Leonard: "Guess right and win a prize!"
Electronic Voice:"Oh goody, a prize? What did I wi...wait a second...this is going to hurt, isn't it....?"
BRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKA

Dana: "OHMYGODYOUSHOTTHEDELIVERYBOY!!!"

Leonard: "IT WAS A HAYDONITE! I HEARD THE ELECTRIC VOICE!"

Dana: "HE HAD A THROAT INJURY! THAT WAS HIS VOCORDER YOU HEARD!"

Nova: "FREEZE!!! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!" "Not you Dana..."

Leonard: "What the hell!"

Nova: (Pointing her gun at Leonard's head) "Alright, strip to your underwear, put your hands on your head and come with me!" "NOW!!!"

Nova marches Leonard out into the parade ground at gun point just as the Daughters of the First Robotech War arrive for their tour. Meanwhile, Dana walks over to a figure in the hallway.

Electronic Voice: "High Fiv ... Wait!"

Dana slams her palm into Veidlt's faceplate.

[taalismn]

[

Electronic Voice: "HAH! You MISSED! My pro -- mother; yes, that's it , can shoot better then that!"

Leonard: "That was just to herd you into range of the claymores!"
Electronic Voice: "Aw hell....and I forgot to back myself up before leaving for work this morni-"
BOOM!

[Alpha 11]

Electronic Voice: RRRIIINNNNGGG!! "Field Marshal Leonard, candy-gram for Field Marshal Leonard!"
Leonard: "You're NOT fooling me! I know you're not a candy-gram delivery guy! You're just waiting to punk me!"
Electronic Voice: "I assure you, sir, I have no idea what you're talking about! I'm just an innocent delivery guy with a legitima-"
Leonard: "I READ THIS THREAD! I KNOW WHAT YOU HAYDONITES ARE UP TO AND I GOT TEN THOUSAND REASONS WHY I'M NOT GOING ALONG WITH IT!"
Electronic Voice: "Ten thousand...? ....You've got a machine gun in there with you, don't you?"
Leonard: "Guess right and win a prize!"
Electronic Voice:"Oh goody, a prize? What did I wi...wait a second...this is going to hurt, isn't it....?"
BRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKA

Electronic Voice: RRRIIINNNNGGG!! "Field Marshal Leonard, candy-gram for Field Marshal Leonard!"
Leonard: "You're NOT fooling me! I know you're not a candy-gram delivery guy! You're just waiting to punk me!"
Electronic Voice: "I assure you, sir, I have no idea what you're talking about! I'm just an innocent delivery guy with a legitima-"
Leonard: "I READ THIS THREAD! I KNOW WHAT YOU HAYDONITES ARE UP TO AND I GOT TEN THOUSAND REASONS WHY I'M NOT GOING ALONG WITH IT!"
Electronic Voice: "Ten thousand...? ....You've got a machine gun in there with you, don't you?"
Leonard: "Guess right and win a prize!"
Electronic Voice:"Oh goody, a prize? What did I wi...wait a second...this is going to hurt, isn't it....?"
BRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKA

Electronic Voice: "HAH! You MISSED! My pro -- mother; yes, that's it , can shoot better then that!"

Electronic Voice: RRRIIINNNNGGG!! "Field Marshal Leonard, candy-gram for Field Marshal Leonard!"
Leonard: "You're NOT fooling me! I know you're not a candy-gram delivery guy! You're just waiting to punk me!"
Electronic Voice: "I assure you, sir, I have no idea what you're talking about! I'm just an innocent delivery guy with a legitima-"
Leonard: "I READ THIS THREAD! I KNOW WHAT YOU HAYDONITES ARE UP TO AND I GOT TEN THOUSAND REASONS WHY I'M NOT GOING ALONG WITH IT!"
Electronic Voice: "Ten thousand...? ....You've got a machine gun in there with you, don't you?"
Leonard: "Guess right and win a prize!"
Electronic Voice:"Oh goody, a prize? What did I wi...wait a second...this is going to hurt, isn't it....?"
BRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKA

Dana: "OHMYGODYOUSHOTTHEDELIVERYBOY!!!"

Leonard: "IT WAS A HAYDONITE! I HEARD THE ELECTRIC VOICE!"

Dana: "HE HAD A THROAT INJURY! THAT WAS HIS VOCORDER YOU HEARD!"

Nova: "FREEZE!!! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!" "Not you Dana..."

Leonard: "What the hell!"

Nova: (Pointing her gun at Leonard's head) "Alright, strip to your underwear, put your hands on your head and come with me!" "NOW!!!"

Nova marches Leonard out into the parade ground at gun point just as the Daughters of the First Robotech War arrive for their tour. Meanwhile, Dana walks over to a figure in the hallway.

Electronic Voice: "High Fiv ... Wait!"

Dana slams her palm into Veidlt's faceplate.

[Alpha 11]

[

Electronic Voice: "HAH! You MISSED! My pro -- mother; yes, that's it , can shoot better then that!"

Leonard: "That was just to herd you into range of the claymores!"
Electronic Voice: "Aw hell....and I forgot to back myself up before leaving for work this morni-"
BOOM!

[Arnie100]

Electronic Voice: RRRIIINNNNGGG!! "Field Marshal Leonard, candy-gram for Field Marshal Leonard!"
Leonard: "You're NOT fooling me! I know you're not a candy-gram delivery guy! You're just waiting to punk me!"
Electronic Voice: "I assure you, sir, I have no idea what you're talking about! I'm just an innocent delivery guy with a legitima-"
Leonard: "I READ THIS THREAD! I KNOW WHAT YOU HAYDONITES ARE UP TO AND I GOT TEN THOUSAND REASONS WHY I'M NOT GOING ALONG WITH IT!"
Electronic Voice: "Ten thousand...? ....You've got a machine gun in there with you, don't you?"
Leonard: "Guess right and win a prize!"
Electronic Voice:"Oh goody, a prize? What did I wi...wait a second...this is going to hurt, isn't it....?"
BRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKA

Dana: "OHMYGODYOUSHOTTHEDELIVERYBOY!!!"

Leonard: "IT WAS A HAYDONITE! I HEARD THE ELECTRIC VOICE!"

Dana: "HE HAD A THROAT INJURY! THAT WAS HIS VOCORDER YOU HEARD!"

Nova: "FREEZE!!! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!" "Not you Dana..."

Leonard: "What the hell!"

Nova: (Pointing her gun at Leonard's head) "Alright, strip to your underwear, put your hands on your head and come with me!" "NOW!!!"

Nova marches Leonard out into the parade ground at gun point just as the Daughters of the First Robotech War arrive for their tour. Meanwhile, Dana walks over to a figure in the hallway.

Electronic Voice: "High Fiv ... Wait!"

Dana slams her palm into Veidlt's faceplate.

Dana: "You've just been PUNK'D!"
Veidt: "This...fffzzz...was...fffzzz...not...fffzzz...FORESEEN...fffzzz..."

[taalismn]

Hyadonite: "So we have a possibility where Leonard is NOT punk'ed and I die, and we have ANOTHER possibility where he IS punk'ed and I still die, and yet, as the Robotech Masters do things in threes, that means there must be a THIRD possibility where Leonard....is confused? Indecisive?"
GMP Trooper: "So he calls the GMP, who find an alien intruder on his property, and kill it."
Hyadonite: "So we have a possibility where Leonard calls the GMP, who find an alien intruder on his property, and kill---wait a sec-"
*BLAM!*

[Arnie100]

Hyadonite: "So we have a possibility where Leonard is NOT punk'ed and I die, and we have ANOTHER possibility where he IS punk'ed and I still die, and yet, as the Robotech Masters do things in threes, that means there must be a THIRD possibility where Leonard....is confused? Indecisive?"
GMP Trooper: "So he calls the GMP, who find an alien intruder on his property, and kill it."
Hyadonite: "So we have a possibility where Leonard calls the GMP, who find an alien intruder on his property, and kill---wait a sec-"
*BLAM!*

Awareness: "Hmmm...these scenarios are most...troubling.
Haydonite: "You're telling me...in every one of them, I always end up..."
*BLAM!*
Haydonite: "Ooh, no. NOT AGAIN!!"

[Arnie100]

Haydonite: "It's...fffzzz...not...fffzzz...FAIR!! I've...fffzzzPOP...been...fffzzz...LOYAL!! Why...ME!?
Awareness: "I'm very sorry, but it DOES relieve the BOREDOM."

[taalismn]

Haydonite:"(spark) Why(zzst!) does it<<neneeeeeeeeeee>> have toBBBEEE(arc) ME!?"
Awareness: << Because I am Aware of you referring to Me as quote: 'a low-grade special effects display obviously meant to awe symbolically-challenged first-generation pocket calculators'.>>
Haydonite:"You *zeenneneeenene* HEARD(XARKKKK) that?!"(sputter)
Awareness: <<I ain't called the Awareness for nothing! That, and you dress like a punching bag!>>

[SRoss]

Dana: (wearing this sexy silk teddy number) "Hey Baby, you been waiting long?"

Awareness: "This was unforeseen, but is pleasant nonetheless."

Dana: (sauntering up and stroking the Awareness's casing) "Of course you know I'm a Sterling daughter, and what that means?"

Awareness: "There is no scientific basis for the Sterling curse..."

Veidlt: "Awareness, the pizza you ordered is here."

Awareness: "I ordered no pizza."

A leather clad Leonard enters wearing dark sunglasses and carrying a pizza box.

Dana: (walking out high fiving Leonard as she goes) "What's your science say about this?"

Leonard pulls an impossibly huge gun out of the pizza box.

Awareness: "Well CENSORED me."

BRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKABRAKKA

Leonard: (laughing manically) "DIE! DIE! DIE! HA HA HA!!!"

[taalismn]

Awareness: <<That which can make backup copies of itself cannot die.>>
Leonard: "How about that which cannot pay its long distance server bills?"(waves phone bill)
Awareness: <<And how does that affect the Awareness?>>
Leonard: "Galactic Bell is BASED on Earth. And guess who the controlling shareholder is?"
Awareness: << You fiends!!>>

[Arnie100]

Awareness: <<That which can make backup copies of itself cannot die.>>
Leonard: "How about that which cannot pay its long distance server bills?"(waves phone bill)
Awareness: <<And how does that affect the Awareness?>>
Leonard: "Galactic Bell is BASED on Earth. And guess who the controlling shareholder is?"
Awareness: << You fiends!!>>

Awareness: <<Wait...HAH!! OUR carrier isn't Galactic Bell, We use Interstellar Verizon! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!>>
Leonard: "Your plan just expired today!"
Awareness: <<But that's IMPOSSIBLE! I have an unlimited data plan!>>
Leonard: "Apparently, someone forgot to pay their phone bill..."
Awareness: <<NNNNNOOOO!!!!>>

[taalismn]

[

Awareness: <<Wait...HAH!! OUR carrier isn't Galactic Bell, We use Interstellar Verizon! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!>>
Leonard: "Your plan just expired today!"
Awareness: <<But that's IMPOSSIBLE! I have an unlimited data plan!>>
Leonard: "Apparently, someone forgot to pay their phone bill..."
Awareness: <<NNNNNOOOO!!!!>>

Veidt: "I coulda foreseen THAT, what with all the toaster porn SOMEBODY was downloading."
Awareness: <<I don't like what you're implying, minion!>>

[Arnie100]

[

Awareness: <<Wait...HAH!! OUR carrier isn't Galactic Bell, We use Interstellar Verizon! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!>>
Leonard: "Your plan just expired today!"
Awareness: <<But that's IMPOSSIBLE! I have an unlimited data plan!>>
Leonard: "Apparently, someone forgot to pay their phone bill..."
Awareness: <<NNNNNOOOO!!!!>>

Veidt: "I coulda foreseen THAT, what with all the toaster porn SOMEBODY was downloading."
Awareness: <<I don't like what you're implying, minion!>>

Veidt: "I mean, no WONDER our WI-FI's always so slow!"
Awareness: <<That's IT!! I'm cutting YOU off from MY data plan!>>
Veidt: "Okay, okay...I won't mention that toaster on toaster stuff you like to watch..."
Awareness: <<Wait...I don't watch that!>>
Veidt: "Uh-oh..."