Robotech Blooper Reels

[Arnie100]

Announcer: "With only 3 days left in the Olympics, the Haydonite team has been experiencing a wide number of unusual accidents..."
Haydonite: <<Those weren't accidents! Someone is attempting to sabotage our Olympic glo -- >> TTTTTHHHHUUUUNNNNKKK!!!!
(Haydonite slumps to the floor with a tennis ball lodged into its body)

[taalismn]

Haydonite: <"In retrospect, maybe attempting to compete in kayaking was a mista*GLUB*///BRITTTZZZZZ///">

[Arnie100]

Announcer: "Apparently, Haydonites can not swim...in other events, the Meltrandi have completely dominated women's tennis and women's beach volleyball."

[taalismn]

"Women's Javelin was interrupted by the freak intrusion of an escaped convict on the field...who was promptly stopped when visiting dignity Lisa Hunter leaped into the arena, grabbed a javelin from an athlete, and throwing at competition-worthy ranges, promptly skewered T.R. Edwards as he attempted to escape."
(Cut to, TR, strapped to a stretcher with chains, being loaded into a prison ambulance)
Edwards: "NOT THE OTHER EYYEEEEEEE!!!!"

[SRoss]

Announcer: "Today in wrestling, in this corner, weighing, what? 350 lbs?" (Gets dirty look from contestant) "BEN DICKSON!!! And in this corner, weighing what must be couple of tons, GERAO!!!"

[taalismn]

Announcer 1:"Wow, we've never actually seen a wrestling match won by sheer intimidation before, with Ben Dixon leaving the arena running and screaming like a little girl. Not even the great Corg displayed such abject cowardice."
Announcer 2:" That's because Breetai FLATTENED him with one punch before he got a chance to turn around and start running."

[Arnie100]

Announcer: "Well, that was a quick event, next event: Men's basketball, Team UEG vs. the...oh, my...ZENTRAEDI for the Gold!"
Team UEG Member #1: "Aw, CRAP!"
Team UEG Member #2: "No, don't worry, just play some Minmei music...that SHOULD work...besides, they're Micronized. Aren't they?"

[Alpha 11]

Announcer: "With only 3 days left in the Olympics, the Haydonite team has been experiencing a wide number of unusual accidents..."
Haydonite: <<Those weren't accidents! Someone is attempting to sabotage our Olympic glo -- >> TTTTTHHHHUUUUNNNNKKK!!!!
(Haydonite slumps to the floor with a tennis ball lodged into its body)

Haydonite: <"In retrospect, maybe attempting to compete in kayaking was a mista*GLUB*///BRITTTZZZZZ///">

Announcer: "Apparently, Haydonites can not swim...in other events, the Meltrandi have completely dominated women's tennis and women's beach volleyball."

"Women's Javelin was interrupted by the freak intrusion of an escaped convict on the field...who was promptly stopped when visiting dignity Lisa Hunter leaped into the arena, grabbed a javelin from an athlete, and throwing at competition-worthy ranges, promptly skewered T.R. Edwards as he attempted to escape."
(Cut to, TR, strapped to a stretcher with chains, being loaded into a prison ambulance)
Edwards: "NOT THE OTHER EYYEEEEEEE!!!!"

Announcer: "Today in wrestling, in this corner, weighing, what? 350 lbs?" (Gets dirty look from contestant) "BEN DICKSON!!! And in this corner, weighing what must be couple of tons, GERAO!!!"

Announcer 1:"Wow, we've never actually seen a wrestling match won by sheer intimidation before, with Ben Dixon leaving the arena running and screaming like a little girl. Not even the great Corg displayed such abject cowardice."
Announcer 2:" That's because Breetai FLATTENED him with one punch before he got a chance to turn around and start running."

Announcer: "Well, that was a quick event, next event: Men's basketball, Team UEG vs. the...oh, my...ZENTRAEDI for the Gold!"
Team UEG Member #1: "Aw, CRAP!"
Team UEG Member #2: "No, don't worry, just play some Minmei music...that SHOULD work...besides, they're Micronized. Aren't they?"

[SRoss]

As Corg lay in his traction rig, he found himself growing annoyed at the cries and moans of the weakling Khyron. What did HE have to complain about, HE didn't get every bone in his body broken in one shot! Suddenly, his revelry was broken by the appearance of a familiar E.T. cap at the end of his bed.

Annie: "Hiiii hot stuff!"

Corg:

[Arnie100]

Corg: "How did YOU get in here!? You're a MINOR!!"
Annie: "That was easy, everyone thinks I'm older-looking" (Turns and locks the door)
Corg: "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!"

(Next room)
Khyron: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Finally! Someone other then ME!"

[taalismn]

Louie Nichols:"Today, Janise, we're going to see what makes a Haydonite tick!"
Janice: (holo-dressed as a nurse)"But Doctor, we really what makes them tock!"
Louie:(pulling up face mask)"Only if we're Doctor Lang! Hand me that power wrench!"
Haydonite Referee: *ZIRK!*<"AGH! THE IN(****BBRRRTTTTZZZZ***)HUMANITY OF IT! WHY?!">
Louie: "That's what we intend to find out! Answering questions is the role of SCIENCE!"
Janice: "Really?"
Louie: "...no, it's just an excuse to bang together stuff, make cool-looking things, and blow up stuff. Now the diamond drill, please?"

[SRoss]

Announcer: "And now for the Closing Ceremonies!"

"On keyboards! Bowie Grant!!!!"

"Lead Guitar and Vocals! Lancer!!!!"

"Vocals and Cosmic Harp! Musica!!!!"

"Backup Vocals! J.A.N.I.C.E.!!!!"

"Vocals and fired out a Cannon! Lynn Minmei!!!!"

Minmei:"WWWWHHHHHAAAATTTT!!!!"

[taalismn]

z"And the Olympic torch will be extinguished courtesy of Lynn Kyle in a sopping wet velvet tuxedo being catapulted into the flames."
"YOU BASSssssssttttaaaaarrrrrrrdddddssss!"#HISSPLUGH@

[Alpha 11]

As Corg lay in his traction rig, he found himself growing annoyed at the cries and moans of the weakling Khyron. What did HE have to complain about, HE didn't get every bone in his body broken in one shot! Suddenly, his revelry was broken by the appearance of a familiar E.T. cap at the end of his bed.

Annie: "Hiiii hot stuff!"

Corg:

Corg: "How did YOU get in here!? You're a MINOR!!"
Annie: "That was easy, everyone thinks I'm older-looking" (Turns and locks the door)
Corg: "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!"

(Next room)
Khyron: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Finally! Someone other then ME!"

[Alpha 11]

Louie Nichols:"Today, Janise, we're going to see what makes a Haydonite tick!"
Janice: (holo-dressed as a nurse)"But Doctor, we really what makes them tock!"
Louie:(pulling up face mask)"Only if we're Doctor Lang! Hand me that power wrench!"
Haydonite Referee: *ZIRK!*<"AGH! THE IN(****BBRRRTTTTZZZZ***)HUMANITY OF IT! WHY?!">
Louie: "That's what we intent to find out! Answering questions is the role of SCIENCE!"
Janice: "Really?"
Louie: "...no, it's just an excuse to bang together stuff, make cool-looking things, and blow up stuff. Now the diamond drill, please?"

Announcer: "And now for the Closing Ceremonies!"

"On keyboards! Bowie Grant!!!!"

"Lead Guitar and Vocals! Lancer!!!!"

"Vocals and Cosmic Harp! Musica!!!!"

"Backup Vocals! J.A.N.I.C.E.!!!!"

"Vocals and fired out a Cannon! Lynn Minmei!!!!"

Minmei:"WWWWHHHHHAAAATTTT!!!!"

z"And the Olympic torch will be extinguished courtesy of Lynn Kyle in a sopping wet velvet tuxedo being catapulted into the flames."
"YOU BASSssssssttttaaaaarrrrrrrdddddssss!"#HISSPLUGH@

[SRoss]

Magruder: "Wait! Wait! I haven't thrown the javelin yet!!!"

***WHOOOOSH***

Giant Eagle swoops down and carries off Magruder. Sera and Arial look over at the Regis in shock.

Regis: "What! It gets lonely in the hive..."

[taalismn]

What Did YOU Get This Olympics?

Breetai: "I got Gold!"
Arial: "I got Silver!"
Sammy: "I got Bronze!"
Hooded Haydonite: "...I got a rock..."

[Alpha 11]

Magruder: "Wait! Wait! I haven't thrown the javelin yet!!!"

***WHOOOOSH***

Giant Eagle swoops down and carries off Magruder. Sera and Arial look over at the Regis in shock.

Regis: "What! It gets lonely in the hive..."

What Did YOU Get This Olympics?

Breetai: "I got Gold!"
Arial: "I got Silver!"
Sammy: "I got Bronze!"
Hooded Haydonite: "...I got a rock..."

[Arnie100]

What Did YOU Get This Olympics?

Breetai: "I got Gold!"
Arial: "I got Silver!"
Sammy: "I got Bronze!"
Hooded Haydonite: "...I got a rock..."

Sammy: "Silly me, I also got Khyron!" (Holding a leash attached to a pair of handcuffs attached to an even more distraught-looking Khyron, in a full-body cast, lying in a hospital bed...don't ask me how she also got the hospital bed)

[Alpha 11]

What Did YOU Get This Olympics?

Breetai: "I got Gold!"
Arial: "I got Silver!"
Sammy: "I got Bronze!"
Hooded Haydonite: "...I got a rock..."

Sammy: "Silly me, I also got Khyron!" (Holding a leash attached to a pair of handcuffs attached to an even more distraught-looking Khyron, in a full-body cast, lying in a hospital bed...don't ask me how she also got the hospital bed)

[batlchip]

Rick:Wow Lisa the Zentraedi won all the sprints in the olympics.I'm surprised.
Lisa: I'm not.
Rick: Why because their enhanced soldiers.
Lisa:No, Because Kyhron stood behind them with a gun and a grin.

[Alpha 11]

Rick:Wow Lisa the Zentraedi won all the sprints in the olympics.I'm surprised.
Lisa: I'm not.
Rick: Why because their enhanced soldiers.
Lisa:No, Because Kyhron stood behind them with a gun and a grin.

[SRoss]

What Did YOU Get This Olympics?

Breetai: "I got Gold!"
Arial: "I got Silver!"
Sammy: "I got Bronze!"
Hooded Haydonite: "...I got a rock..."

Regis: (Holding Magruder like a teddy bear) "I got a man!!!"

[SRoss]

The streets of Macross City were packed with people, many of which are dressed in costume.

Gloval: "Where did this unwashed horde come from?"

Claudia: "They decided to hold GenCon here this year."

Gloval: "Oh."

Kevin Siembieda: (Disguised as a Haydonite) "Yesss! Excellent!!!"

[Alpha 11]

What Did YOU Get This Olympics?

Breetai: "I got Gold!"
Arial: "I got Silver!"
Sammy: "I got Bronze!"
Hooded Haydonite: "...I got a rock..."

Regis: (Holding Magruder like a teddy bear) "I got a man!!!"

The streets of Macross City were packed with people, many of which are dressed in costume.

Gloval: "Where did this unwashed horde come from?"

Claudia: "They decided to hold GenCon here this year."

Gloval: "Oh."

Kevin Siembieda: (Disguised as a Haydonite) "Yesss! Excellent!!!"

[SRoss]

The streets of Macross City were packed with people, many of which are dressed in costume.

Gloval: "Where did this unwashed horde come from?"

Claudia: "They decided to hold GenCon here this year."

Gloval: "Oh."

Kevin Siembieda: (Disguised as a Haydonite) "Yesss! Excellent!!!"

It was actually pretty cool getting to talk to him.

[Nightmask]

Kevin is admittedly a very engaging individual, I got to chat with him (me and others of course) at one of the open houses, and hes pretty funny, and handles a crowd well.

I met him at Marcon years ago, pretty fun guy and nice to chat with.

[taalismn]

The streets of Macross City were packed with people, many of which are dressed in costume.

Gloval: "Where did this unwashed horde come from?"

Claudia: "They decided to hold GenCon here this year."

Gloval: "Oh."

Kevin Siembieda: (Disguised as a Haydonite) "Yesss! Excellent!!!"

"Ah, Vince, you didn't just pot that Haydonite with your BFG, did you?"
"Why yes, I did! It was obviously trying to infiltrate the festivities! But all I managed to do was wing the little gremlin and he gave us the slip! Why do you ask?"
"....Robotech Marines might be delayed again..."

[SRoss]

The streets of Macross City were packed with people, many of which are dressed in costume.

Gloval: "Where did this unwashed horde come from?"

Claudia: "They decided to hold GenCon here this year."

Gloval: "Oh."

Kevin Siembieda: (Disguised as a Haydonite) "Yesss! Excellent!!!"

"Ah, Vince, you didn't just pot that Haydonite with your BFG, did you?"
"Why yes, I did! It was obviously trying to infiltrate the festivities! But all I managed to do was wig the little gremlin and he gave us the slip! Why do you ask?"
"....Robotech Marines might be delayed again..."

Actually according to Kevin there's The Genesis Pit book, two Marine books, and possibly Deluxe versions of the Macross and Masters books.

Bad Vince!!!

[taalismn]

Bad Vince!!!

"I've been waiting SIX YEARS to star in this book and you crashed its release date because of your itchy trigger finger?! AEEGGGHHHH!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

The streets of Macross City were packed with people, many of which are dressed in costume.

Gloval: "Where did this unwashed horde come from?"

Claudia: "They decided to hold GenCon here this year."

Gloval: "Oh."

Kevin Siembieda: (Disguised as a Haydonite) "Yesss! Excellent!!!"

"Ah, Vince, you didn't just pot that Haydonite with your BFG, did you?"
"Why yes, I did! It was obviously trying to infiltrate the festivities! But all I managed to do was wig the little gremlin and he gave us the slip! Why do you ask?"
"....Robotech Marines might be delayed again..."

The streets of Macross City were packed with people, many of which are dressed in costume.

Gloval: "Where did this unwashed horde come from?"

Claudia: "They decided to hold GenCon here this year."

Gloval: "Oh."

Kevin Siembieda: (Disguised as a Haydonite) "Yesss! Excellent!!!"

"Ah, Vince, you didn't just pot that Haydonite with your BFG, did you?"
"Why yes, I did! It was obviously trying to infiltrate the festivities! But all I managed to do was wig the little gremlin and he gave us the slip! Why do you ask?"
"....Robotech Marines might be delayed again..."

Actually according to Kevin there's The Genesis Pit book, two Marine books, and possibly Deluxe versions of the Macross and Masters books.

Bad Vince!!!

More good news for Robotech!

Bad Vince!!!

"I've been waiting SIX YEARS to star in this book and you crashed its release date because of your itchy trigger finger?! AEEGGGHHHH!!!!"

Good Charlie Brown impersination.

[Arnie100]

Bad Vince!!!

"I've been waiting SIX YEARS to star in this book and you crashed its release date because of your itchy trigger finger?! AEEGGGHHHH!!!!"

"That was HIM!? But, but...I SWEAR I didn't KNOW!! It wasn't my fault!"

[Alpha 11]

Bad Vince!!!

"I've been waiting SIX YEARS to star in this book and you crashed its release date because of your itchy trigger finger?! AEEGGGHHHH!!!!"

"That was HIM!? But, but...I SWEAR I didn't KNOW!! It wasn't my fault!"

(As the mob gathers with pitch forks and torches) GET HIM!

[taalismn]

Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:

"Okay, who's the wit who replaced all the safety restraint harness belting in Skull Squadron's veritechs with elastic bungee cord?"

[DhAkael]

Other signs that things are going to heck in a handbasket...on a rocket sled.

Sammi; "All Veritech squadrons, please be advised that the mecha break-dancing compitition will start on Prometheus launch deck in T-minus 30 minutes."

[taalismn]

More Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:

"Okay, back by popular demand, the rec hall is holding our ELEVENTH consecutive Minmei concert marathon..."

[SRoss]

More Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:

"Okay, back by popular demand, the rec hall is holding our ELEVENTH consecutive Minmei concert marathon..."

"I think I need to open a window..."

[SRoss]

More Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:

Sammy: "Attention all Monster crews! The fuel truck crushing competition will begin in ten minutes!"

[Arnie100]

More Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:

Sammy: "Attention; all hands, Breetai will be holding his first concert in the rec hall!"

[taalismn]

More Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:
"You know what, Edwards? Go ahead and do whatever you ^&)(^ing want! We're tired already of all your carping and moaning about this, that, and whatever!"

[Alpha 11]

Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:

"Okay, who's the wit who replaced all the safety restraint harness belting in Skull Squadron's veritechs with elastic bungee cord?"

More Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:

"Okay, back by popular demand, the rec hall is holding our ELEVENTH consecutive Minmei concert marathon..."

"I think I need to open a window..."

More Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:

Sammy: "Attention all Monster crews! The fuel truck crushing competition will begin in ten minutes!"

More Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:

Sammy: "Attention; all hands, Breetai will be holding his first concert in the rec hall!"

More Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:
"You know what, Edwards? Go ahead and do whatever you ^&)(^ing want! We're tired already of all your carping and moaning about this, that, and whatever!"

[taalismn]

More Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:

"So what if our forces are still engaged with the enemy? Kill them all; let God sort 'em out."

"I'd KILL for a good shipwide case of food poisoning about now...."

"Let's run that statistical analysis on the number of spots on the ship's ceilings again....something just isn't adding up..."

"Okay, happy campers! Who deserves to be flogged today?"

[SRoss]

More Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:

SRoss: "Hi, I'm an artist, would you pose nude for me?"

Lisa: "NO!" (Kicks him in the nads)

SRoss: "Hi, I'm an artist, would you pose nude for me?"

Sammy: "NO!" (Punches him in the spleen)

SRoss: "Hi, I'm an artist, would you pose nude for me?"

Claudia: "NO!" (Reaches down his throat and ties his lower intestine to his tonsils)

SRoss: "Hi, I'm an artist, would you pose nude for me?"

Miriya: ***THUNK*** (Throws knife at him)

SRoss: "Hi, I'm an artist, would you pose nude for me?"

Minmei: "SURE MISTER!!!" (Linn Kyle kicks him across the room)

[taalismn]

Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:

"This next melody is going out to everybody EXCEPT the idiots in life support who won't turn up the AC in my quarters!"

"This is the song that never ends. This is the song that never ends. This is the song-"

"Lalalalaalalal(%BELCH%)-dedahdehahhhlaalalla(urk...HURK!)....la...la...la...la...zzzzzzz......"

[Alpha 11]

More Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:

"So what if our forces are still engaged with the enemy? Kill them all; let God sort 'em out."

"I'd KILL for a good shipwide case of food poisoning about now...."

"Let's run that statistical analysis on the number of spots on the ship's ceilings again....something just isn't adding up..."

"Okay, happy campers! Who deserves to be flogged today?"

More Signs Crew Morale Has Hit an All-Time Low:

SRoss: "Hi, I'm an artist, would you pose nude for me?"

Lisa: "NO!" (Kicks him in the nads)

SRoss: "Hi, I'm an artist, would you pose nude for me?"

Sammy: "NO!" (Punches him in the spleen)

SRoss: "Hi, I'm an artist, would you pose nude for me?"

Claudia: "NO!" (Reaches down his throat and ties his lower intestine to his tonsils)

SRoss: "Hi, I'm an artist, would you pose nude for me?"

Miriya: ***THUNK*** (Throws knife at him)

SRoss: "Hi, I'm an artist, would you pose nude for me?"

Minmei: "SURE MISTER!!!" (Linn Kyle kicks him across the room)

Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:

"This next melody is going out to everybody EXCEPT the idiots in life support who won't turn up the AC in my quarters!"

"This is the song that never ends. This is the song that never ends. This is the song-"

"Lalalalaalalal(%BELCH%)-dedahdehahhhlaalalla(urk...HURK!)....la...la...la...la...zzzzzzz......"

[SRoss]

Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:

"This next melody is going out to everybody EXCEPT the idiots in life support who won't turn up the AC in my quarters!"

"This is the song that never ends. This is the song that never ends. This is the song-"

"Lalalalaalalal(%BELCH%)-dedahdehahhhlaalalla(urk...HURK!)....la...la...la...la...zzzzzzz......"

"For the next five hours we'll be playing William Shatner performing Minmei's greatest hits."

[Sgt Anjay]

Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:

"This next melody is going out to everybody EXCEPT the idiots in life support who won't turn up the AC in my quarters!"

"This is the song that never ends. This is the song that never ends. This is the song-"

"Lalalalaalalal(%BELCH%)-dedahdehahhhlaalalla(urk...HURK!)....la...la...la...la...zzzzzzz......"

"For the next five hours we'll be playing William Shatner performing Minmei's greatest hits."

Ladies and gentlemen, lets give a hand to Mu-dollarsign-ica!

[taalismn]

MORE Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:

"And now for my latest composition, something I like to call 'Silence'."

"I really hate you! I really hate all of you! This song is all about how much I hate you...."

"And now some oldies but goodies...starting with some classic Tirolian swine calls set to classic Tirolian polka!"


"So lonely...so depressing...life ain't worth living.....out here in dark lonely space....could just kill myself..."

[SRoss]

MORE Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:

"And now for my latest composition, something I like to call 'Silence'."

"I really hate you! I really hate all of you! This song is all about how much I hate you...."

"And now some oldies but goodies...starting with some classic Tirolian swine calls set to classic Tirolian polka!"


"So lonely...so depressing...life ain't worth living.....out here in dark lonely space....could just kill myself..."

(Going to a Punk Rock beat) "KILL THE MASTERS! EAT THE ELDERS! BURN THIS SHIP TO THE GROUND!!!"

"It's great being with you on this journey in to everlasting night, so relax, sit back, open a window..."

[taalismn]

"Mmmm.....hello? How do I play this thing?(#SCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!#)...no, that's not it...how about this?(...da-da-da-DARRRRRRRAAANNGGG!!!)"