taalismn wrote:"Mmmm.....hello? How do I play this thing?(#SCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!#)...no, that's not it...how about this?(...da-da-da-DARRRRRRRAAANNGGG!!!)"
Tirolian Citizen #1: "Protuculture's sake...WHAT WAS THAT!?" Tirolian Citizen #2: "New muse." Tirolian Citizen #1: "We're so doomed..."
taalismn wrote:"Mmmm.....hello? How do I play this thing?(#SCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!#)...no, that's not it...how about this?(...da-da-da-DARRRRRRRAAANNGGG!!!)"
Tirolian Citizen #1: "Protuculture's sake...WHAT WAS THAT!?" Tirolian Citizen #2: "New muse." Tirolian Citizen #1: "We're so doomed..."
Dana: "Now's my big chance!!!" (Grabs microphone and starts singing)
"The new Muse is good." "Very persuasive." "TOO persuasive." "That IS the problem." "Her obsession." "Singing the blues." (shot of Guard Triumvirate clones sitting around listening to the Cosmic Harp channel...all of them are crying..one's tying a noose around his neck and has a note pinned to his uniform, another is holding his gun to his head, and the last is climbing to the balcony overlooking the esplanade in the city-bay...)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"For the next five hours we'll be playing William Shatner performing Minmei's greatest hits."
Ladies and gentlemen, lets give a hand to Mu-dollarsign-ica!
taalismn wrote:MORE Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:
"And now for my latest composition, something I like to call 'Silence'."
"I really hate you! I really hate all of you! This song is all about how much I hate you...."
"And now some oldies but goodies...starting with some classic Tirolian swine calls set to classic Tirolian polka!"
"So lonely...so depressing...life ain't worth living.....out here in dark lonely space....could just kill myself..."
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:MORE Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:
"And now for my latest composition, something I like to call 'Silence'."
"I really hate you! I really hate all of you! This song is all about how much I hate you...."
"And now some oldies but goodies...starting with some classic Tirolian swine calls set to classic Tirolian polka!"
"So lonely...so depressing...life ain't worth living.....out here in dark lonely space....could just kill myself..."
(Going to a Punk Rock beat) "KILL THE MASTERS! EAT THE ELDERS! BURN THIS SHIP TO THE GROUND!!!"
"It's great being with you on this journey in to everlasting night, so relax, sit back, open a window..."
taalismn wrote:"Mmmm.....hello? How do I play this thing?(#SCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!#)...no, that's not it...how about this?(...da-da-da-DARRRRRRRAAANNGGG!!!)"
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Mmmm.....hello? How do I play this thing?(#SCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!#)...no, that's not it...how about this?(...da-da-da-DARRRRRRRAAANNGGG!!!)"
Tirolian Citizen #1: "Protuculture's sake...WHAT WAS THAT!?" Tirolian Citizen #2: "New muse." Tirolian Citizen #1: "We're so doomed..."
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Mmmm.....hello? How do I play this thing?(#SCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!#)...no, that's not it...how about this?(...da-da-da-DARRRRRRRAAANNGGG!!!)"
Tirolian Citizen #1: "Protuculture's sake...WHAT WAS THAT!?" Tirolian Citizen #2: "New muse." Tirolian Citizen #1: "We're so doomed..."
Dana: "Now's my big chance!!!" (Grabs microphone and starts singing)
taalismn wrote:"The new Muse is good." "Very persuasive." "TOO persuasive." "That IS the problem." "Her obsession." "Singing the blues." (shot of Guard Triumvirate clones sitting around listening to the Cosmic Harp channel...all of them are crying..one's tying a noose around his neck and has a note pinned to his uniform, another is holding his gun to his head, and the last is climbing to the balcony overlooking the esplanade in the city-bay...)
For a moment I thought I was there something like:
"Ka'lah thee'R'yllyh! Fa'katan Yog-Soggoth! The stars! The Stars are Right! The sunken kingdom rises again! Takalee! Takalee!" Robotech Master: "....why do I feel sudden fear...?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:For a moment I thought I was there something like:
"Ka'lah thee'R'yllyh! Fa'katan Yog-Soggoth! The stars! The Stars are Right! The sunken kingdom rises again! Takalee! Takalee!" Robotech Master: "....why do I feel sudden fear...?"
Science Master: "Sirs? We...we think...this planet might not be worth...Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!" :head asplode:
"Cuando amanece se van a inflictir, duros castigos y oscuros tormentos, a los que ni quieren ni dejan vivir" -'Posada de los Muertos'
taalismn wrote:For a moment I thought I was there something like:
"Ka'lah thee'R'yllyh! Fa'katan Yog-Soggoth! The stars! The Stars are Right! The sunken kingdom rises again! Takalee! Takalee!" Robotech Master: "....why do I feel sudden fear...?"
Sgt Anjay wrote:
taalismn wrote:For a moment I thought I was there something like:
"Ka'lah thee'R'yllyh! Fa'katan Yog-Soggoth! The stars! The Stars are Right! The sunken kingdom rises again! Takalee! Takalee!" Robotech Master: "....why do I feel sudden fear...?"
Science Master: "Sirs? We...we think...this planet might not be worth...Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!" :head asplode:
SRoss wrote:Clone Master: "Masters, we have installed the new Muses."
Master: "Finally, let us see them."
Clone Master: "Masters, I should warn you we had problems with the matrix..."
Robotech Master1: "Sterilize the vats with bleach, fire, and hard vaccuum." RM2: "Issue brain bleach to all technicians." RM3: "Save us a tankard or three of the stuff as well."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Codenames You Do NOT Want to See Assigned to Your Mission:
Operation BackstabberBait
Operation Redshirt
Operation Pineapple Salad
Operation Widowmaker
Operation Last Breath
Operation Fatal Error
Operation Final Victory
Operation Wastebasket
Operation Bugfodder
Operation Writeoff
Operation One-Way
Operation Bodybagger
Operation Meat-Skeet
Operation Instant Martyrdom
Operation Spectacular Firework
Operation Mook-Rush
Operation Target Practice
Operation Crater Burial
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
More codenames you do Not want to assigned to your mission:
Operation Moron's Delight
Operation Junior's Scheme
Operation Utter Folly
Operation Game of Dunces
Operation Sudden Death
Operation Fools' Errand
Operation Meatshield
Operation Ignorance
Operation Blind Faith
Operation Sudden Stop
Operation Crushed Hope
Operation Trauma Train
Operation Lapse of Reason
Operation Paper Bag
Operation Meatgrinder
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
More codenames you do not want assigned to your mission:
Operation Lambchops
Operation Judas Goat
Operation Burnside II
Operation Overhead Reduction
Operation Brick Drop
Operation Expendable
Operation Plausible Deniability
Operation Suckers' Charge
Operation Headcount Slash
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Tirolian Citizen: "Why do the Muses sound like...males?"
Well we did warn you there was a problem with the matrix....
taalismn wrote:Robotech Master1: "Sterilize the vats with bleach, fire, and hard vaccuum." RM2: "Issue brain bleach to all technicians." RM3: "Save us a tankard or three of the stuff as well."
taalismn wrote:Codenames You Do NOT Want to See Assigned to Your Mission:
Operation BackstabberBait
Operation Redshirt
Operation Pineapple Salad
Operation Widowmaker
Operation Last Breath
Operation Fatal Error
Operation Final Victory
Operation Wastebasket
Operation Bugfodder
Operation Writeoff
Operation One-Way
Operation Bodybagger
Operation Meat-Skeet
Operation Instant Martyrdom
Operation Spectacular Firework
Operation Mook-Rush
Operation Target Practice
Operation Crater Burial
batlchip wrote:More codenames you do Not want to assigned to your mission:
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Signs T.R. Edwards Ignored That He Was Going To Be Screwed Over Shortly:
"Hmmm!(lipsmack) Great pineapple salad!"
"Hmmm...Minmei made me a homecooked meal? Finally broke her, I guess!"
"Ha! So my UEEF life insurance policy just lapsed! Not as if I need it! I'm going to live forever!"
"I feel triumphant today! Say, you have thunderstorms on this planet too? Because that last one sounded AWFULLY close..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Operation Snowball's Chance Operation Imminent Disaster Operation Oncoming Train Operation Lead Condor Operation Yellow Streak Operation Acceptable Margin of Error Operation Turkey Drop Operation Red Splash
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:[Unknown VT Pilot #1: "Gyah!! Who comes up with these things!?" Unknkwn VT Pilot #2: "I don't know...please tell me why I signed up for this job?"
Because that free credit card offer was just TOO tempting to pass up...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:[Unknown VT Pilot #1: "Gyah!! Who comes up with these things!?" Unknkwn VT Pilot #2: "I don't know...please tell me why I signed up for this job?"
Because that free credit card offer was just TOO tempting to pass up...
Arnie100 wrote:[Unknown VT Pilot #1: "Gyah!! Who comes up with these things!?" Unknkwn VT Pilot #2: "I don't know...please tell me why I signed up for this job?"
Because that free credit card offer was just TOO tempting to pass up...
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either." Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..." Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either." Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..." Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"
"I'd transfer out, too, but I'd lose all my frequent flier miles!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either." Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..." Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"
"I'd transfer out, too, but I'd lose all my frequent flier miles!"
"And my time shares; aw crap, I forgot about those!"
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either." Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..." Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"
"I'd transfer out, too, but I'd lose all my frequent flier miles!"
"And my time shares; aw crap, I forgot about those!"
"The Damn shame is I've got this hot date with Dana Sterling tonight."
"The Damn shame is I've got this hot date with Dana Sterling tonight."
"Did Dana ever overcome that brainwashing she received back when?" =FWWWOOOSSSHHHHH= "DIE IN FIRE, FOUL GRAB-ASS!" "...I'd say not."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:[Unknown VT Pilot #1: "Gyah!! Who comes up with these things!?" Unknkwn VT Pilot #2: "I don't know...please tell me why I signed up for this job?"
Because that free credit card offer was just TOO tempting to pass up...
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either." Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..." Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either." Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..." Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"
"I'd transfer out, too, but I'd lose all my frequent flier miles!"
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either." Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..." Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"
"I'd transfer out, too, but I'd lose all my frequent flier miles!"
"And my time shares; aw crap, I forgot about those!"
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either." Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..." Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"
"I'd transfer out, too, but I'd lose all my frequent flier miles!"
"And my time shares; aw crap, I forgot about those!"
"The Damn shame is I've got this hot date with Dana Sterling tonight."
He's doomed.
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[
"The Damn shame is I've got this hot date with Dana Sterling tonight."
"Did Dana ever overcome that brainwashing she received back when?" =FWWWOOOSSSHHHHH= "DIE IN FIRE, FOUL GRAB-ASS!" "...I'd say not."
"You know, when I asked for a Bud Light for my date and me..." (Staring at the on-fire tree branch sitting in the middle of their table...)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:[ "Umm ... Why is Pediobear running down the corridor ... ON FIRE?"
"I'm a Karbarrean, I tell you! A Karbarrean! Wait...you're Karbarreans...Ah, they finalized the design, I see...so you WOULD know a real one when you saw them...heeh-heh....nice battleaxes you got there...they're not exactly canon are they? (BRRRRRRRUUUUUMMM)...The chainsaw's no exactly Robotech, is it? Ah....mind taking that elsewhere, buddy? I get nervous around flesh-ripping power tools...Ah, no, I don't need a shave! And I'm pretty sure I don't need p-p-p-pruning! Gotta go!" (Swish!)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:"You know, when I asked for a Bud Light for my date and me..." (Staring at the on-fire tree branch sitting in the middle of their table...)
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[
"The Damn shame is I've got this hot date with Dana Sterling tonight."
"Did Dana ever overcome that brainwashing she received back when?" =FWWWOOOSSSHHHHH= "DIE IN FIRE, FOUL GRAB-ASS!" "...I'd say not."
"Umm ... Why is Pediobear running down the corridor ... ON FIRE?"
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[ "Umm ... Why is Pediobear running down the corridor ... ON FIRE?"
"I'm a Karbarrean, I tell you! A Karbarrean! Wait...you're Karbarreans...Ah, they finalized the design, I see...so you WOULD know a real one when you saw them...heeh-heh....nice battleaxes you got there...they're not exactly canon are they? (BRRRRRRRUUUUUMMM)...The chainsaw's no exactly Robotech, is it? Ah....mind taking that elsewhere, buddy? I get nervous around flesh-ripping power tools...Ah, no, I don't need a shave! And I'm pretty sure I don't need p-p-p-pruning! Gotta go!" (Swish!)
SRoss wrote:[ "Umm ... Why is Pediobear running down the corridor ... ON FIRE?"
"I'm a Karbarrean, I tell you! A Karbarrean! Wait...you're Karbarreans...Ah, they finalized the design, I see...so you WOULD know a real one when you saw them...heeh-heh....nice battleaxes you got there...they're not exactly canon are they? (BRRRRRRRUUUUUMMM)...The chainsaw's no exactly Robotech, is it? Ah....mind taking that elsewhere, buddy? I get nervous around flesh-ripping power tools...Ah, no, I don't need a shave! And I'm pretty sure I don't need p-p-p-pruning! Gotta go!" (Swish!)
Pilot1:So that's what happened to the Karbarreans. Pilot2:Nope one of them got cornerd by Annie.It wasn't pretty either.When the rest heard and saw what happened they ran out of here like their fur was on fire.
Who is evil? Who is joy Who is pain Who is death Who is good Who is blind Who is foolish Who is smart Me and you that's who For we are mankind.
SRoss wrote:[ "Umm ... Why is Pediobear running down the corridor ... ON FIRE?"
"I'm a Karbarrean, I tell you! A Karbarrean! Wait...you're Karbarreans...Ah, they finalized the design, I see...so you WOULD know a real one when you saw them...heeh-heh....nice battleaxes you got there...they're not exactly canon are they? (BRRRRRRRUUUUUMMM)...The chainsaw's no exactly Robotech, is it? Ah....mind taking that elsewhere, buddy? I get nervous around flesh-ripping power tools...Ah, no, I don't need a shave! And I'm pretty sure I don't need p-p-p-pruning! Gotta go!" (Swish!)
Pilot1:So that's what happened to the Karbarreans. Pilot2:Nope one of them got cornerd by Annie.It wasn't pretty either.When the rest heard and saw what happened they ran out of here like their fur was on fire.
Pilot #1: "Annie? You're kidding right? What did she do?" Pilot #2: "She's got him in a pink tutu doing the can-can..."
" 'Annie get your gun....'" "DON'T ENCOURAGE HER!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"