Robotech Blooper Reels

[Alpha 11]

Annie:Don't be scared Corgy. I promise it won't hurt much.
Corg:Hurt? I am a prince little girl! There is nothing you can do to hurt me and besides I thought you liked Khyron.
Annie:Oh,I do but I like to add to my collection.
Corg:Collection? You have a collection?
Annie:Hmm?Oh yes I've got Khyron,Edwards,Dolza, The Regent,And Lynn Kyle.Now what should I use the hammer,table or the cattle prod?
Corg:

Annie:Don't be scared Corgy. I promise it won't hurt much.
Corg:Hurt? I am a prince little girl! There is nothing you can do to hurt me and besides I thought you liked Khyron.
Annie:Oh,I do but I like to add to my collection.
Corg:Collection? You have a collection?
Annie:Hmm?Oh yes I've got Khyron,Edwards,Dolza, The Regent,And Lynn Kyle.Now what should I use the hammer,table or the cattle prod?
Corg:

Actually, Khyron belongs to Sammie, Dolza sits alone rejected by everyone, Edwards and Lynn Kyle never got back to Earth, and the Regent has never been to Earth in the first place. But I do like the way you think.

Perhaps something like this:
Khyron is Sammies' toy.
Dolza can be either Breetai or Azonia's gimp.
I think it would be truly evil to make the Regent Minmei's slave.
We give Lynn Kyle to the Prexians.
Lisa is keeping Edwards in a cage somewhere.

Thoughts anyone?

Like!

Annie:Don't be scared Corgy. I promise it won't hurt much.
Corg:Hurt? I am a prince little girl! There is nothing you can do to hurt me and besides I thought you liked Khyron.
Annie:Oh,I do but I like to add to my collection.
Corg:Collection? You have a collection?
Annie:Hmm?Oh yes I've got Khyron,Edwards,Dolza, The Regent,And Lynn Kyle.Now what should I use the hammer,table or the cattle prod?
Corg:

Actually, Khyron belongs to Sammie, Dolza sits alone rejected by everyone, Edwards and Lynn Kyle never got back to Earth, and the Regent has never been to Earth in the first place. But I do like the way you think.

Perhaps something like this:
Khyron is Sammies' toy.
Dolza can be either Breetai or Azonia's gimp.
I think it would be truly evil to make the Regent Minmei's slave.
We give Lynn Kyle to the Prexians.
Lisa is keeping Edwards in a cage somewhere.

Thoughts anyone?

Ummm,Do you really want to tell Annie she can't have her collection.(starts inching to the door)I'm sure she's cut down on the candy.Right guys?
Rand:yep,Pretty sure it's safe.(opens a window and dives through it).
Scott:It's not like she would go crazy over something small like that.(ducks in the piano)Lunk,Rook and the two girls head for the back door.
Lancer:Through,if sammie finds out Annie wants khyron too it might be real bad.(stops looks around and sees he's the only one not hiding and jumps behind the bar.)

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Perhaps something like this:
Khyron is Sammies' toy.
Dolza can be either Breetai or Azonia's gimp.
I think it would be truly evil to make the Regent Minmei's slave.*
We give Lynn Kyle to the Prexians.**
Lisa is keeping Edwards in a cage somewhere.

Thoughts anyone?

*Minmei:"This parrot is DEAD! I demand my money back! Or a replacement!"
Petshop Owner: "I have a slug."
Minmei: "Does it talk?"
PSO: "Boy, does it ever...."
Regent: "I DEMAND TO BE LET OUT OF HERE!!!"
Minmei: "I got a nice shotgun full of rock salt if you don't quiet down. NOW."
Regent: "AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO THRE----oh dolza doo-doo.... "
Minmei: "I'll take it!"

**"Do not mistake this for a male, attractive for recreation, fit for breeding, appropriate for companionship, fit to be a provider, or otherwise. In those regards, this is NOT a male. Do not confuse it with the males you will come in contact with when encountering Tirolians, Zentraedi, or Terrans. Do not be fooled by its outward similarities to males-"
"HEY! I'm standing right HERE!"
"- or its seemingly intelligent attempts to communicate. It is not intelligent in the sense of proper sentience. As evidenced by its total lack of dress style sense."

[

Perhaps something like this:
Khyron is Sammies' toy.
Dolza can be either Breetai or Azonia's gimp.
I think it would be truly evil to make the Regent Minmei's slave.*
We give Lynn Kyle to the Prexians.**
Lisa is keeping Edwards in a cage somewhere.

Thoughts anyone?

*Minmei:"This parrot is DEAD! I demand my money back! Or a replacement!"
Petshop Owner: "I have a slug."
Minmei: "Does it talk?"
PSO: "Boy, does it ever...."
Regent: "I DEMAND TO BE LET OUT OF HERE!!!"
Minmei: "I got a nice shotgun full of rock salt if you don't quiet down. NOW."
Regent: "AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO THRE----oh dolza doo-doo.... "
Minmei: "I'll take it!"

**"Do not mistake this for a male, attractive for recreation, fit for breeding, appropriate for companionship, fit to be a provider, or otherwise. In those regards, this is NOT a male. Do not confuse it with the males you will come in contact with when encountering Tirolians, Zentraedi, or Terrans. Do not be fooled by its outward similarities to males-"
"HEY! I'm standing right HERE!"
"- or its seemingly intelligent attempts to communicate. It is not intelligent in the sense of proper sentience. As evidenced by its total lack of dress style sense."

Prexian in the crowd: "Ummm ... Weren't you the one who captured Wil Wheaton?"

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Prexian in the crowd: "Ummm ... Weren't you the one who captured Wil Wheaton?"

That's 'Exhibit B' over in the formaldehyde jar."

[Arnie100]

Disclaimer: No animals; real or imaginary, were injured during the production of these scenes. Cat's Ears on enemies are acceptable. Being Annie's "Mr. Snuggles" is NOT a form of cruel and unusual punishment.

[taalismn]

Disclaimer: No animals; real or imaginary, were injured during the production of these scenes. Cat's Ears on enemies are acceptable. Being Annie's "Mr. Snuggles" is NOT a form of cruel and unusual punishment.

"Corg? If you're expecting PETA to come to your rescue, you shouldn't have burned down that forest...or stomped that dog."
"It was annoying me. That, and its retched human owner!"
"Timmy you might have gotten away with. Lassie? They're going to string you up."

[Alpha 11]

Disclaimer: No animals; real or imaginary, were injured during the production of these scenes. Cat's Ears on enemies are acceptable. Being Annie's "Mr. Snuggles" is NOT a form of cruel and unusual punishment.

Disclaimer: No animals; real or imaginary, were injured during the production of these scenes. Cat's Ears on enemies are acceptable. Being Annie's "Mr. Snuggles" is NOT a form of cruel and unusual punishment.

"Corg? If you're expecting PETA to come to your rescue, you shouldn't have burned down that forest...or stomped that dog."
"It was annoying me. That, and its retched human owner!"
"Timmy you might have gotten away with. Lassie? They're going to string you up."

[taalismn]

Corg: "Shoulda hid the bodies in that well..."

[Alpha 11]

Corg: "Shoulda hid the bodies in that well..."

[batlchip]

McGruff:Corg has killed Lassie?That's it! Send in the specialist.Send in the land shark.

[SRoss]

*Knock Knock!*

Corg: "Who dares knock upon my door!!!"

Land Shark: "UPS"

Corg: "I was expecting no package! Bah! I suspect deception here!"

Land Shark: "UPS"

Corg: "If that's Annie again, begone!!!"

Land Shark: "UPS"

Corg: "I said BEGONE!!! False caller!"

Land Shark: "Land Shark."

Corg: "See now your being honest."

(Opens door Land Shark stuffs him head first down his throat)

Corg: "AAAAIIIIII!!!!"

[taalismn]

And in a similar vein:

"It's Samurai Robotechnician!"
(Lunk comes out in a kimono, top-knot, and paired samurai swords...walks up to Corg's RCB, climbs up and looks in the open cockpit)
"Ah, no fire! No movement!"
*SLASH#SMASH#
(He steps back, having smashed the control panels with his swords. Flame begins shooting out of the cockpit)
"Ah, now fire, but no movement! I fix!"
(He walks back into the woods. Moments later, Lunk comes back driving his jeep, and rams it into the legs of the now smoking RCB, which promptly teeters, then falls over backwards)
#WUNCH#
"Ah, NOW fire AND movement!"

[Alpha 11]

McGruff:Corg has killed Lassie?That's it! Send in the specialist.Send in the land shark.

*Knock Knock!*

Corg: "Who dares knock upon my door!!!"

Land Shark: "UPS"

Corg: "I was expecting no package! Bah! I suspect deception here!"

Land Shark: "UPS"

Corg: "If that's Annie again, begone!!!"

Land Shark: "UPS"

Corg: "I said BEGONE!!! False caller!"

Land Shark: "Land Shark."

Corg: "See now your being honest."

(Opens door Land Shark stuffs him head first down his throat)

Corg: "AAAAIIIIII!!!!"

And in a similar vein:

"It's Samurai Robotechnician!"
(Lunk comes out in a kimono, top-knot, and paired samurai swords...walks up to Corg's RCB, climbs up and looks in the open cockpit)
"Ah, no fire! No movement!"
*SLASH#SMASH#
(He steps back, having smashed the control panels with his swords. Flame begins shooting out of the cockpit)
"Ah, now fire, but no movement! I fix!"
(He walks back into the woods. Moments later, Lunk comes back driving his jeep, and rams it into the legs of the now smoking RCB, which promptly teeters, then falls over backwards)
[size=200]#WUNCH#[/size]
"Ah, NOW fire AND movement!"

[Arnie100]

And in a similar vein:

"It's Samurai Robotechnician!"
(Lunk comes out in a kimono, top-knot, and paired samurai swords...walks up to Corg's RCB, climbs up and looks in the open cockpit)
"Ah, no fire! No movement!"
*SLASH#SMASH#
(He steps back, having smashed the control panels with his swords. Flame begins shooting out of the cockpit)
"Ah, now fire, but no movement! I fix!"
(He walks back into the woods. Moments later, Lunk comes back driving his jeep, and rams it into the legs of the now smoking RCB, which promptly teeters, then falls over backwards)
#WUNCH#
"Ah, NOW fire AND movement!"

Rand: "This is what happens when Lunk drinks too much caffeine!"
Scott: "Dammit, Lunk, get down from there!"

[Alpha 11]

And in a similar vein:

"It's Samurai Robotechnician!"
(Lunk comes out in a kimono, top-knot, and paired samurai swords...walks up to Corg's RCB, climbs up and looks in the open cockpit)
"Ah, no fire! No movement!"
*SLASH#SMASH#
(He steps back, having smashed the control panels with his swords. Flame begins shooting out of the cockpit)
"Ah, now fire, but no movement! I fix!"
(He walks back into the woods. Moments later, Lunk comes back driving his jeep, and rams it into the legs of the now smoking RCB, which promptly teeters, then falls over backwards)
#WUNCH#
"Ah, NOW fire AND movement!"

Rand: "This is what happens when Lunk drinks too much caffeine!"
Scott: "Dammit, Lunk, get down from there!"

[taalismn]

"Corg, some maniac set your battloid on fire and knocked it over!"
"Damn it, what do I pay you parking lot attendants for if not security?!"
"Actually you don't pay us Gurab and you parked your battloid outside the Hive, so it's not our responsibility anyway."
"ARGGHHH!!!"
"Oh, I recognize that shout of anger anywhere! THERE you are, Snuggles!!!"
"Oh $(&&^(!!! HIDE ME!!!"
"How much?"
"What do you mean, 'how much'?"
"How much are you offering us to hide you?"
"WE're a hive mind in a money-less economy! I DON'T pay you! You obey!"
"Hmmm....this evolution business seems rather one-sided, Mister Stage-Four."
"THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED EVOLUTION! EMERGENCE OF SUPERIOR LIFE FORMS!"
"Not from where we're standing. You're being chased around by a juvenile micronian. Some superiority."

[Arnie100]

Corg: "Why is this happening to me!? I am a PRINCE of the Invid!! A higher caste, an advanced bei --"
Annie: "Mr. Snuggles, I've been looking all over for you!"
Corg: "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! Stop calling me that! I am CORG, Prince of the Invid! And someone get that crazy human off of my battloid!"
Invid: "Pppffftttt...some 'advanced being'...gets chased all over the country by some crazy juvenile human and lets his battloid get smashed up by another human high on caffeine!"

[taalismn]

Scott: "So , Lunk, how'd it go?"
Lunk:(still wearing his samurai outfit)"Easy as cake. No way Corg's going to get away in THAT thing!"
Scott: "Unless he borrows somebody else's mecha."
Sera: "Hes not using mine! And using a lower caste's mecha is below him. He simply won't do it!"
Rand: "Unless he gets desperate enough."
Lunk: "I'm more worried about him finding out it was us! I was in pretty plain view of the hive the whole time, and I can't really believe anybody could mistake my voice speaking broken English."
Sera: "Trust me, if -I- had trouble identifying you in that 'disguise', there's no chance any of the others will identify you."

[Arnie100]

Invid: "So, PRINCE Corg, who do you think messed up your battloid?"
Corg: "It was that fat friend of that crazy human...Lunk or Junk, or something like that..."
Invid: "What are you going to do about it?"
Corg: "Have my REVENGE, of course! What else??"
Invid: "In what mecha?"
Corg: "Dammit, it's just not FAIR!!"
Annie: (Somehwere in the distance): "Mr. Snuggles...where ARE you? Come out, come out whereever you are!! Are you in there, Mr. Snuggles?"
Corg: "Someone PLEASE keep her AWAY from me!"

[taalismn]

"Ih no, you ain't using mine, pretty boy! I just got fresh slime pumped in! Commandeer somebody else's ride!"
"This is insolence!"
"This is payback. Now go face your fate like a man."
"There's no need to be INSULTING!"
"Hey, you're the one who evolved to ape-boy."

[Arnie100]

Corg: "At least I'm not a SLUG!"
Invid #1: "YOU'RE the one being chased by that crazy juvenile human! Hasta la vista, baby! I'm OUTTA here!"
Corg: "WAIT! You! (Points to another Invid) Give me your mecha!"
Invid #2: "Get your own mecha! oh, wait...HAH! YOURS was smashed by that other crazy human! Ahahahahaha!"
Corg: "It's just not FAIR! I am a PRINCE of the Invid..."

(Reflex Point)

Regess: "PLEASE do not let Corg be representative of the rest of my evolved children!"

[taalismn]

Corg, The Anarchist Formerly Known as Prince of the Invid.

[SRoss]

An Invid Scout flies in to the Regess' Chamber gesturing wildly.

Regess: "Corg is being chased by the juvenile human girl?"

Scout: (Nods)

Regess: "Well don't just stand there, put it on view screen!"

Scout rushes to comply.

Regess: "BREAK OUT THE BEER AND CHIPS MY CHILDREN!!! IT'S COMEDY NIGHT!!!"

[taalismn]

"And today in the news, Corg, The Anarchist Formerly Known as Prince of the Invid, was arrested on charges of public disorderliness, damage to public property, vandalism, nudity-"
"THAT -PEST- STOLE MY CLOTHES!"
"-contributing to the delinquency of a minor-"
"SHE WAS MOLESTING -ME-!"
"-risk of injury to a minor-"
"'INJURE'?! I WAS ATTEMPTING TO -KILL-HER!"
"-aggravated assault-"
"YES! I'M AGGRAVATED SHE'S ASSAULTING ME!"
"-and other charges, marking a decided downturn in Corg's fortunes since he was known once as the 'Scourge of New York'."
"AND I WILL BE AGAIN, YOU WORMS!"
"Pipe down in there, maggot! You already got your one phone call!"
"THE LINE WENT DOWN BEFORE I COULD SPEAK TO THE REGIS! YOUR PATHETIC INFERIOR COMMUNICATIONS NET-"
"Which your kind took down when you invaded."
"I WILL HAVE -JUSTICE-! NO, I WILL HAVE REVENGE!"
"You'll have a night to cool off and get to know your cellmate..."
"...my cellmate?"
*GRRRAARRRRR*"Hi, I'm from Karbarrea. My name is R'dnec and I'll be your cellmate for the night, maybe longer, Invid. And you'll be my little puppy."*

[Alpha 11]

"Corg, some maniac set your battloid on fire and knocked it over!"
"Damn it, what do I pay you parking lot attendants for if not security?!"
"Actually you don't pay us Gurab and you parked your battloid outside the Hive, so it's not our responsibility anyway."
"ARGGHHH!!!"
"Oh, I recognize that shout of anger anywhere! THERE you are, Snuggles!!!"
"Oh $(&&^(!!! HIDE ME!!!"
"How much?"
"What do you mean, 'how much'?"
"How much are you offering us to hide you?"
"WE're a hive mind in a money-less economy! I DON'T pay you! You obey!"
"Hmmm....this evolution business seems rather one-sided, Mister Stage-Four."
"THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED EVOLUTION! EMERGENCE OF SUPERIOR LIFE FORMS!"
"Not from where we're standing. You're being chased around by a juvenile micronian. Some superiority."

Corg: "Why is this happening to me!? I am a PRINCE of the Invid!! A higher caste, an advanced bei --"
Annie: "Mr. Snuggles, I've been looking all over for you!"
Corg: "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! Stop calling me that! I am CORG, Prince of the Invid! And someone get that crazy human off of my battloid!"
Invid: "Pppffftttt...some 'advanced being'...gets chased all over the country by some crazy juvenile human and lets his battloid get smashed up by another human high on caffeine!"

Scott: "So , Lunk, how'd it go?"
Lunk:(still wearing his samurai outfit)"Easy as cake. No way Corg's going to get away in THAT thing!"
Scott: "Unless he borrows somebody else's mecha."
Sera: "Hes not using mine! And using a lower caste's mecha is below him. He simply won't do it!"
Rand: "Unless he gets desperate enough."
Lunk: "I'm more worried about him finding out it was us! I was in pretty plain view of the hive the whole time, and I can't really believe anybody could mistake my voice speaking broken English."
Sera: "Trust me, if -I- had trouble identifying you in that 'disguise', there's no chance any of the others will identify you."

Invid: "So, PRINCE Corg, who do you think messed up your battloid?"
Corg: "It was that fat friend of that crazy human...Lunk or Junk, or something like that..."
Invid: "What are you going to do about it?"
Corg: "Have my REVENGE, of course! What else??"
Invid: "In what mecha?"
Corg: "Dammit, it's just not FAIR!!"
Annie: (Somehwere in the distance): "Mr. Snuggles...where ARE you? Come out, come out whereever you are!! Are you in there, Mr. Snuggles?"
Corg: "Someone PLEASE keep her AWAY from me!"

"Ih no, you ain't using mine, pretty boy! I just got fresh slime pumped in! Commandeer somebody else's ride!"
"This is insolence!"
"This is payback. Now go face your fate like a man."
"There's no need to be INSULTING!"
"Hey, you're the one who evolved to ape-boy."

Corg: "At least I'm not a SLUG!"
Invid #1: "YOU'RE the one being chased by that crazy juvenile human! Hasta la vista, baby! I'm OUTTA here!"
Corg: "WAIT! You! (Points to another Invid) Give me your mecha!"
Invid #2: "Get your own mecha! oh, wait...HAH! YOURS was smashed by that other crazy human! Ahahahahaha!"
Corg: "It's just not FAIR! I am a PRINCE of the Invid..."

(Reflex Point)

Regess: "PLEASE do not let Corg be representative of the rest of my evolved children!"

Corg, The Anarchist Formerly Known as Prince of the Invid.

An Invid Scout flies in to the Regess' Chamber gesturing wildly.

Regess: "Corg is being chased by the juvenile human girl?"

Scout: (Nods)

Regess: "Well don't just stand there, put it on view screen!"

Scout rushes to comply.

Regess: "BREAK OUT THE BEER AND CHIPS MY CHILDREN!!! IT'S COMEDY NIGHT!!!"

"And today in the news, Corg, The Anarchist Formerly Known as Prince of the Invid, was arrested on charges of public disorderliness, damage to public property, vandalism, nudity-"
"THAT -PEST- STOLE MY CLOTHES!"
"-contributing to the delinquency of a minor-"
"SHE WAS MOLESTING -ME-!"
"-risk of injury to a minor-"
"'INJURE'?! I WAS ATTEMPTING TO -KILL-HER!"
"-aggravated assault-"
"YES! I'M AGGRAVATED SHE'S ASSAULTING ME!"
"-and other charges, marking a decided downturn in Corg's fortunes since he was known once as the 'Scourge of New York'."
"AND I WILL BE AGAIN, YOU WORMS!"
"Pipe down in there, maggot! You already got your one phone call!"
"THE LINE WENT DOWN BEFORE I COULD SPEAK TO THE REGIS! YOUR PATHETIC INFERIOR COMMUNICATIONS NET-"
"Which your kind took down when you invaded."
"I WILL HAVE -JUSTICE-! NO, I WILL HAVE REVENGE!"
"You'll have a night to cool off and get to know your cellmate..."
"...my cellmate?"
*GRRRAARRRRR*"Hi, I'm from Karbarrea. My name is R'dnec and I'll be your cellmate for the night, maybe longer, Invid. And you'll be my little puppy."*

[Arnie100]

Corg: "NonononoNONO!! I Demand you RELEASE ME! I am a PRINCE of the Invid!"
Officer #1: "Whatever...enjoy your night!"
Officer #2: "Hold on...someone just payed his bail..."
Corg: "Finally...some justice!"
Annie: "Mr. Snuggles! Did the mean men hurt you? Time to go home!"
Corg: "NNNNOOOOOOOO!!" (Runs back into cell and slams the door shut)
Officer #1: "Get outta there! Your bail's been paid!" (Dragging a kicking and screaming Corg out of the cell)
Officer #2: "Here you go, Miss. Just sign there and he's all yours!"
Annie: "Let's go home, Mr. Snuggles! I'll take good care of you!"
Ccorg: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!"
Annie: (Spotting the Karrbearan) "Oh, a TEDDY BEAR!"

[SRoss]

Corg: (being led away on a leash by Annie and glaring angrily at the crowd of PETA protestors) "GREAT! YOU DON'T LIFT A FINGER FOR ME, BUT ONE KARRBEARAN IS THREATENED AND YOUR OUT IN FORCE!!!"

[taalismn]

Meanwhile....
Jack Baker, his flight suit torn and scorched, is plodding across a seemingly endless desert...a trail of smoke in the distance behind him suggests a forced landing.
As he's so SLOWLY trudging across the wasteland, he spies something in the distance, and makes his way over to investigate.
What he finds are a pair of UEEF dress boots, buried upside down(soles up) in the hardpacked dirt. Staring at them, he kicks one of them; it's apparently occupied as both boots twitch, suggesting life.
Jack's about to drop to his knees and begin digging, when he notices a small sign on the ground between the boots. He leans over to read it:

6072
---RH

Jack shrugs, stands back up, and continues trudging into the desert.

[Alpha 11]

Corg: "NonononoNONO!! I Demand you RELEASE ME! I am a PRINCE of the Invid!"
Officer #1: "Whatever...enjoy your night!"
Officer #2: "Hold on...someone just payed his bail..."
Corg: "Finally...some justice!"
Annie: "Mr. Snuggles! Did the mean men hurt you? Time to go home!"
Corg: "NNNNOOOOOOOO!!" (Runs back into cell and slams the door shut)
Officer #1: "Get outta there! Your bail's been paid!" (Dragging a kicking and screaming Corg out of the cell)
Officer #2: "Here you go, Miss. Just sign there and he's all yours!"
Annie: "Let's go home, Mr. Snuggles! I'll take good care of you!"
Ccorg: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!"
Annie: (Spotting the Karrbearan) "Oh, a TEDDY BEAR!"

Run bear run!

Corg: (being led away on a leash by Annie and glaring angrily at the crowd of PETA protestors) "GREAT! YOU DON'T LIFT A FINGER FOR ME, BUT ONE KARRBEARAN IS THREATENED AND YOUR OUT IN FORCE!!!"

Meanwhile....
Jack Baker, his flight suit torn and scorched, is plodding across a seemingly endless desert...a trail of smoke in the distance behind him suggests a forced landing.
As he's so SLOWLY trudging across the wasteland, he spies something in the distance, and makes his way over to investigate.
What he finds are a pair of UEEF dress boots, buried upside down(soles up) in the hardpacked dirt. Staring at them, he kicks one of them; it's apparently occupied as both boots twitch, suggesting life.
Jack's about to drop to his knees and begin digging, when he notices a small sign on the ground between the boots. He leans over to read it:

6072
---RH

Jack shrugs, stands back up, and continues trudging into the desert.

[taalismn]

[

Meanwhile....
Jack Baker, his flight suit torn and scorched, is plodding across a seemingly endless desert...a trail of smoke in the distance behind him suggests a forced landing.
As he's so SLOWLY trudging across the wasteland, he spies something in the distance, and makes his way over to investigate.
What he finds are a pair of UEEF dress boots, buried upside down(soles up) in the hardpacked dirt. Staring at them, he kicks one of them; it's apparently occupied as both boots twitch, suggesting life.
Jack's about to drop to his knees and begin digging, when he notices a small sign on the ground between the boots. He leans over to read it:

6072
---RH

Jack shrugs, stands back up, and continues trudging into the desert.

You might wanna check back in the thread to an old running gag...

And ask yourself; "Who could POSSIBLY be head-down in the middle of a desert planet, BURIED ALIVE(cue Ricardo Montelbaln laugh) with a number plaque next to him.?"

[Alpha 11]

[

Meanwhile....
Jack Baker, his flight suit torn and scorched, is plodding across a seemingly endless desert...a trail of smoke in the distance behind him suggests a forced landing.
As he's so SLOWLY trudging across the wasteland, he spies something in the distance, and makes his way over to investigate.
What he finds are a pair of UEEF dress boots, buried upside down(soles up) in the hardpacked dirt. Staring at them, he kicks one of them; it's apparently occupied as both boots twitch, suggesting life.
Jack's about to drop to his knees and begin digging, when he notices a small sign on the ground between the boots. He leans over to read it:

6072
---RH

Jack shrugs, stands back up, and continues trudging into the desert.

You might wanna check back in the thread to an old running gag...

And ask yourself; "Who could POSSIBLY be head-down in the middle of a desert planet, BURIED ALIVE(cue Ricardo Montelbaln laugh) with a number plaque next to him.?"

106 pages... ya right. So you most likely will have to spell it out for me.

[Arnie100]

Corg: (being led away on a leash by Annie and glaring angrily at the crowd of PETA protestors) "GREAT! YOU DON'T LIFT A FINGER FOR ME, BUT ONE KARRBEARAN IS THREATENED AND YOUR OUT IN FORCE!!!"

PETA Protester: "You're a SLUG! You don't count!"
Corg: "I am not a SLUG! I am a PRINCE of the Invid! An EVOLVED species, a higher caste --"
PETA Protester: "Who's being led away on a leash by a kid...sure, you're a Prince..."
Corg: "But...but...I AM a PRINCE..."

[batlchip]

Meanwhile....
Jack Baker, his flight suit torn and scorched, is plodding across a seemingly endless desert...a trail of smoke in the distance behind him suggests a forced landing.
As he's so SLOWLY trudging across the wasteland, he spies something in the distance, and makes his way over to investigate.
What he finds are a pair of UEEF dress boots, buried upside down(soles up) in the hardpacked dirt. Staring at them, he kicks one of them; it's apparently occupied as both boots twitch, suggesting life.
Jack's about to drop to his knees and begin digging, when he notices a small sign on the ground between the boots. He leans over to read it:

6072
---RH

Jack shrugs, stands back up, and continues trudging into the desert.

As jack dissapears in the desert. A tired,ragged looking Karen walks by looks at the sign and says "what no fire ants Rick".

[taalismn]

[As jack dissapears in the desert. A tired,ragged looking Karen walks by looks at the sign and says "what no fire ants Rick".

Yes, no ants...

Sandworms, on the other hand...

[Arnie100]

[As jack dissapears in the desert. A tired,ragged looking Karen walks by looks at the sign and says "what no fire ants Rick".

Yes, no ants...

Sandworms, on the other hand...

What about Graboids??

[taalismn]

[As jack dissapears in the desert. A tired,ragged looking Karen walks by looks at the sign and says "what no fire ants Rick".

Yes, no ants...

Sandworms, on the other hand...

What about Graboids??

"An evening with Bert Gummer out 'fishing' in the desert" is 3842 on the list.
Honestly, I have to go back and compile all of those into one list so I can keep them straight!

[Alpha 11]

Corg: (being led away on a leash by Annie and glaring angrily at the crowd of PETA protestors) "GREAT! YOU DON'T LIFT A FINGER FOR ME, BUT ONE KARRBEARAN IS THREATENED AND YOUR OUT IN FORCE!!!"

PETA Protester: "You're a SLUG! You don't count!"
Corg: "I am not a SLUG! I am a PRINCE of the Invid! An EVOLVED species, a higher caste --"
PETA Protester: "Who's being led away on a leash by a kid...sure, you're a Prince..."
Corg: "But...but...I AM a PRINCE..."

Meanwhile....
Jack Baker, his flight suit torn and scorched, is plodding across a seemingly endless desert...a trail of smoke in the distance behind him suggests a forced landing.
As he's so SLOWLY trudging across the wasteland, he spies something in the distance, and makes his way over to investigate.
What he finds are a pair of UEEF dress boots, buried upside down(soles up) in the hardpacked dirt. Staring at them, he kicks one of them; it's apparently occupied as both boots twitch, suggesting life.
Jack's about to drop to his knees and begin digging, when he notices a small sign on the ground between the boots. He leans over to read it:

6072
---RH

Jack shrugs, stands back up, and continues trudging into the desert.

As jack dissapears in the desert. A tired,ragged looking Karen walks by looks at the sign and says "what no fire ants Rick".

[As jack dissapears in the desert. A tired,ragged looking Karen walks by looks at the sign and says "what no fire ants Rick".

Yes, no ants...

Sandworms, on the other hand...

[As jack dissapears in the desert. A tired,ragged looking Karen walks by looks at the sign and says "what no fire ants Rick".

Yes, no ants...

Sandworms, on the other hand...

What about Graboids??

[As jack dissapears in the desert. A tired,ragged looking Karen walks by looks at the sign and says "what no fire ants Rick".

Yes, no ants...

Sandworms, on the other hand...

What about Graboids??

"An evening with Bert Gummer out 'fishing' in the desert" is 3842 on the list.
Honestly, I have to go back and compile all of those into one list so I can keep them straight!

I think I might be remembering now. Is it a list of things to do to Edwards or like that?

[taalismn]

"Dip him in superglue and paste him to the side of a demolition derby truck?"
"Please; he hasn't finished being sucked out of his boots on Arrakis yet. Let him age a bit more before we move on to the next."

[Arnie100]

"I don't know...that sandworm doesn't look too healthy. I think he's actually sick!"
"Sandworms'll eat ANYTHING."
"The Graboids won't even touch him..."

[SRoss]

"Well Mr. Edwards, while my friends here try and figure out what's wrong with the Sandworm, take this toothbrush and clean all the toilets on Karrbearia. I should warn you, last night they had Mexican."

[taalismn]

"Well Mr. Edwards, while my friends here try and figure out what's wrong with the Sandworm, take this toothbrush and clean all the toilets on Karrbearia. I should warn you, last night they had Mexican."

"Now remember; it might be hard working with the heavy rubber gloves, but keep a tight grip on his ankles, especially when you're doing those clogged pipes. And don't believe all the noises he makes about drowning! That man has a lot more lung capacity than he claims, given how he likes to harangue people and whine incessantly for hours on end!"

[Arnie100]

"Well Mr. Edwards, while my friends here try and figure out what's wrong with the Sandworm, take this toothbrush and clean all the toilets on Karrbearia. I should warn you, last night they had Mexican."

"Now remember; it might be hard working with the heavy rubber gloves, but keep a tight grip on his ankles, especially when you're doing those clogged pipes. And don't believe all the noises he makes about drowning! That man has a lot more lung capacity than he claims, given how he likes to harangue people and whine incessantly for hours on end!"

"Just remember to wear those environtmental protection suits and you should be just fine! And if you forget to check on Edwards' oxygen supply, that's OK...we tend to be lenient on those kinds of things, when it comes to Edwards."

[SRoss]

Note to Support Staff:

Burn Environmental Suits after use ... especially Edwards.

[taalismn]

"Now remember to thoroughly soak the head in bleach before using it to swap down the floor. Ignore the spluttering."

[SRoss]

"Umm ... Is it alright if we use this jug of undiluted Chlorine instead? It should work better."

[taalismn]

"Umm ... Is it alright if we use this jug of undiluted Chlorine instead? It should work better."

Later, back at the 'hole': "Man, did you see Edwards back from work detail?! The man looked paler than a sheet! Even his fingernails were white! And his eyes! Red-pink! The man looks like an albino! What the ^%%&*^^ was he doing out there?!"

[Arnie100]

"Since you're so eager to find out...you've been assigned as his assistant."

[taalismn]

"4228.....Death by being flushed by inches..."

[Alpha 11]

"Dip him in superglue and paste him to the side of a demolition derby truck?"
"Please; he hasn't finished being sucked out of his boots on Arrakis yet. Let him age a bit more before we move on to the next."

"I don't know...that sandworm doesn't look too healthy. I think he's actually sick!"
"Sandworms'll eat ANYTHING."
"The Graboids won't even touch him..."

"Well Mr. Edwards, while my friends here try and figure out what's wrong with the Sandworm, take this toothbrush and clean all the toilets on Karrbearia. I should warn you, last night they had Mexican."

"Well Mr. Edwards, while my friends here try and figure out what's wrong with the Sandworm, take this toothbrush and clean all the toilets on Karrbearia. I should warn you, last night they had Mexican."

"Now remember; it might be hard working with the heavy rubber gloves, but keep a tight grip on his ankles, especially when you're doing those clogged pipes. And don't believe all the noises he makes about drowning! That man has a lot more lung capacity than he claims, given how he likes to harangue people and whine incessantly for hours on end!"

"Well Mr. Edwards, while my friends here try and figure out what's wrong with the Sandworm, take this toothbrush and clean all the toilets on Karrbearia. I should warn you, last night they had Mexican."

"Now remember; it might be hard working with the heavy rubber gloves, but keep a tight grip on his ankles, especially when you're doing those clogged pipes. And don't believe all the noises he makes about drowning! That man has a lot more lung capacity than he claims, given how he likes to harangue people and whine incessantly for hours on end!"

"Just remember to wear those environtmental protection suits and you should be just fine! And if you forget to check on Edwards' oxygen supply, that's OK...we tend to be lenient on those kinds of things, when it comes to Edwards."

Note to Support Staff:

Burn Environmental Suits after use ... especially Edwards.

"Now remember to thoroughly soak the head in bleach before using it to swap down the floor. Ignore the spluttering."

[Alpha 11]

"Umm ... Is it alright if we use this jug of undiluted Chlorine instead? It should work better."

"Umm ... Is it alright if we use this jug of undiluted Chlorine instead? It should work better."

Later, back at the 'hole': "Man, did you see Edwards back from work detail?! The man looked paler than a sheet! Even his fingernails were white! And his eyes! Red-pink! The man looks like an albino! What the ^%%&*^^ was he doing out there?!"

"Since you're so eager to find out...you've been assigned as his assistant."

"4228.....Death by being flushed by inches..."

[taalismn]

Go back to Pg. 83 of this thread to see where the Edwards lists start...

Meanwhile:

Lynn Kyle grumps into a bar, storms up to the counter, and without asking, grabs the first full glass he sees off it, and downs it in one gulp, before taking up position on one of the barstools.
“!”
...and then immediately begins convulsing.
“!”
Sera, who has been contemplating her now-empty glass, stares at Kyle.
“That was MY drink!”
“!-?”
“It’s straight Flower of Life sap extract. And yes, it’s only safe for Invid to consume as such. On human males, it has decidedly profound effects.”
”?!?”
“Unless the appropriate cure is supplied, within twenty-four hours, your blood may boil, your heart may explode, your kidneys may elect to go on strike. Your liver may spacefold to the other side of the galaxy without the rest of you. You will go profoundly painfully mad, and then you will die, and not easily either.”
“!!”
“The only known cure is twenty-four hours of straight hot sweaty consensual sex to burn off the excess energy.”
”!!!-!!!”
“I’m married.”
“!!!-!!!!”
Every female in the bar is suddenly looking in some other direction, or suddenly snuggling up to a nearby male(some of whom look VERY surprised at the sudden attention).
“!-!-!”
Every MALE in the bar is suddenly looking in some other direction, studiously returning the attentions of their female companions, or are just leaving the establishment.
“!!!!!”
”No, you can’t do it to yourself either.”
”!!!!!!!!!!??!!!!”
”Possibly. Very well probably.”
“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“You brought it on yourself.”
“!!??!!!??!!!!”
“Well...massive electrical shocks MIGHT slow the effects, hold off critical mass as it were...Maybe even extremely sudden and high adrenaline surges. Those might help.”
“!!!!!@~!!!!!”
With a last baleful look at everybody in the bar(ruined by the fact that his eyes keep rolling into the back of his head), Kyle staggers and lurches out of the bar.
Sera turns to the bartender who’s set out a fresh drink for her.
“You have your own generator here?”
“Ever since the First Robotech War. Why?”
“There’s a sub-station about a mile down the street. You willing to bet there’s going to be a ‘squirrel incident’ that knocks out power?”
Not surprisingly, nobody in the bar took the bet.

[SRoss]

Night Court fan?

[SRoss]

At the edge of town, a GMP Robot walks up to replace it's partner on guard duty:

First Robot: "Anything to report?"

Second Robot: "There was a 'Squirrel incident' at the sub-station. A lone human was found doing 'Gangnam Style' out front. I shot him and turned him over to the authorities as a precaution."