Ways to kill Erin Tarn
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Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Here I'll start it off
Place a fusion block in a book and tell her it's from the library of chi-town
Place a fusion block in a book and tell her it's from the library of chi-town
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Quietly executed, by Emperor Prosek personally, in a Chi Town prison interrogation room.
(Hey, it ties into the Death of Emperor Prosek I posted. )
(Hey, it ties into the Death of Emperor Prosek I posted. )
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Cut well old friend...
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Plato gets hungry.
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Plastic surgery gone bad....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Old age.
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Beaten to death by Mrs. Prosek after the latter catches her hubby and Miss Tarn getting it on in bed...
(Expansion: This can also be a Death of Karl scenario as it becomes a DOUBLE murder by Mrs. Prosek).
(Expansion: This can also be a Death of Karl scenario as it becomes a DOUBLE murder by Mrs. Prosek).
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
She steps through a rift to explore, never to be seen again.
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Infected Paper Cut
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Trips while walking, and the pen in her breast pocket goes through her heart.*
(*I recall reading this actually happened to a Japanese bicyclist...the poor guy survived being involved in a multi-car pile-up, only to die because the pen he had in his shirt slammed through his chest and killed him)
(*I recall reading this actually happened to a Japanese bicyclist...the poor guy survived being involved in a multi-car pile-up, only to die because the pen he had in his shirt slammed through his chest and killed him)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
come on...it has to be spectacular. CS sent a series of nukes at lazlo and one got through.
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
sirkermittsg wrote:come on...it has to be spectacular. CS sent a series of nukes at lazlo and one got through.
Vaporized by a CS security team...but only after she swings Karl Prosek(the real one, not a double) into the line of fire to take it FIRST from the trigger-happy goons.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Overloaded top-heavy bookshelf bank falls on top of her.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Steps and slips on a property of chi-town library pencil, she stole many years and fall face first into a oversized paper shredder, comically place by Karl Prosek as she begins her fall
Ravenwing wrote:"Killing Dbee's isn't murder, they aren't human, it's pest control!"
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
...With one hand hugging Karl Prosek to her and the other releasing the deadman switch on the fusion bloc vest she's wearing...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
fails to avoid the 2d6 goosing damage Karl Prosek did to her.
That's right ... goosing damage.
That's right ... goosing damage.
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Crushed by a falling giant alien space burrito.
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
She's already dead. The person that people believe is Erin Tarn is really a CS infiltration agent, who has disguised herself as Erin Tarn. She is biding her time till she can get all the heads of various factions in place so she can kill them with a well placed suitcase nuke.
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Have her hold her breath until Palladium makes it release dates...
For Megaverse in Flames, that would be 2.5 years.
For Megaverse in Flames, that would be 2.5 years.
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She watches a pre rifts movie, for some reason the coalition has banned, and she dies 7 days later
Ravenwing wrote:"Killing Dbee's isn't murder, they aren't human, it's pest control!"
Zardoz wrote:You have been raised up from Brutality, to kill the Brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz your God gave you the gift of the Gun. The Gun is good!
Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
The weakness of older women are well known. Bingo, Home Shopping Network and Sodoku.
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Heart attack upon learning that the Splugorth have created a younger, prettier, more popular, and utterly ditzy bioborg clone of her.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Let's see here.
1:Captured by The Angel Of Death and the Angel Of Vegance who have an obcessive case of *Misplaced Affections* for her.
Or a Gene Splicer, your call.
2:Be *invited* for a one on one audance with with Lord Splynncryth and juring the coruse of their *friendly* chat she manages to *annoy* the slime lord and in a dispret bid to save her life she mistankely grabs an unknow magical deivice she had picked up in her travels instead of her teleport wand and casts a perment love charm on Mr.Slime Bag.
Or a Vampire Intellgance, either one works well in this case.
3:Get's into a spirted debate about the evils of slavery with a blind Altara warrior womam who has a spliting headache and a rotten tooth to boot.
Or a spirited debate about gender equality with a Shemarrian War Goddess with a malfuction in her eithics program and agression inhibtor sub-systems.
4:While walking through a nearly endless scorching hot desert or a hot and steamy jungle she runs out of *Feminine Hygene* products and dies from complacations do to the lack of said *Feminine Hygene* products.
5:In order to lift a magical curse ot diease from a helpless village she must gather certien boady parts a and fuilds with her bare hands from a male or female ancient horned dragon.
Or a Neuron Beast
Or a Witchling
Or a Demon/Devil Lord/Lady
Or a Xiticix Queen
Or a Brodkil
But in order to truely lift the magical curse/diease she must gather the organs and fliuds alone and unarmed.
1:Captured by The Angel Of Death and the Angel Of Vegance who have an obcessive case of *Misplaced Affections* for her.
Or a Gene Splicer, your call.
2:Be *invited* for a one on one audance with with Lord Splynncryth and juring the coruse of their *friendly* chat she manages to *annoy* the slime lord and in a dispret bid to save her life she mistankely grabs an unknow magical deivice she had picked up in her travels instead of her teleport wand and casts a perment love charm on Mr.Slime Bag.
Or a Vampire Intellgance, either one works well in this case.
3:Get's into a spirted debate about the evils of slavery with a blind Altara warrior womam who has a spliting headache and a rotten tooth to boot.
Or a spirited debate about gender equality with a Shemarrian War Goddess with a malfuction in her eithics program and agression inhibtor sub-systems.
4:While walking through a nearly endless scorching hot desert or a hot and steamy jungle she runs out of *Feminine Hygene* products and dies from complacations do to the lack of said *Feminine Hygene* products.
5:In order to lift a magical curse ot diease from a helpless village she must gather certien boady parts a and fuilds with her bare hands from a male or female ancient horned dragon.
Or a Neuron Beast
Or a Witchling
Or a Demon/Devil Lord/Lady
Or a Xiticix Queen
Or a Brodkil
But in order to truely lift the magical curse/diease she must gather the organs and fliuds alone and unarmed.
Last edited by Kargan3033 on Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Wow such hate for a little old lady. Actualy if you all ignore her she will go away.
The Clones are coming you shall all be replaced, but who is to say you have not been replaced already.
Master of Type-O and the obvios.
Soon my army oc clones and winged-monkies will rule the world but first, must .......
I may debate canon and RAW, but the games I run are highly house ruled. So I am not debating for how I play but about how the system works as written.
Master of Type-O and the obvios.
Soon my army oc clones and winged-monkies will rule the world but first, must .......
I may debate canon and RAW, but the games I run are highly house ruled. So I am not debating for how I play but about how the system works as written.
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She starts collecting cats and puts them in her house in lazlo , then the board of health shuts her down and she is known as the crazy cat lady , she does alone in her sleep.
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Blue_Lion wrote:Wow such hate for a little old lady. Actualy if you all ignore her she will go away.
Too me she's no little old lady, as far as I can tell she's a munchkin, I mean even with her high level friends/protecters she should have been smoked a long time ago if Rifts Earth is a step above hell on earth, I mean when she and her friends/protectors whent through the VK/SA the blood suckers should have had her and her friends and protectors for a light snack consider there are how many vampires in the VK?
Also consider if she got close enough to see the Tree Of Darkness and there sapose to how many monsters and what not around it she should have died right then and there regaurdless of how powerful her friends/protectors are.
Don't take this as an attack on you, I'm just sharing with you my Personal Point Of View, nothing more.
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
You fools, by striking her down you only make her more powerful!
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Daniel Stoker wrote:You fools, by striking her down you only make her more powerful!
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Not if Mr.Sploogie has anything to say about, I mean would you want to **** off an alien intellgance by killing off his/hers/it's love intrest?
Not me.
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
She dies of sheer disbelief(or boredom, take your pick) reading an internet forum feed about her.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Being strangle by a tentacle of Lord of the Deep while swimming in the big lake outside Lazlo
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Scalded to death by a spilled cup of tea from the Lazlo franchise-branch of MegaBurger""Where EVERYTHING is MEGA! MEGA-BURGERS! MEGA-FRIES! MEGA-DRINKS! MEGA-HOT! MEGA-FAT!".
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
taalismn wrote:Scalded to death by a spilled cup of tea from the Lazlo franchise-branch of MegaBurger""Where EVERYTHING is MEGA! MEGA-BURGERS! MEGA-FRIES! MEGA-DRINKS! MEGA-HOT! MEGA-FAT!".
That must be MCdonalds
Re: Ways to kill Erin Tarn
Dunia wrote:Being strangle by a tentacle of Lord of the Deep while swimming in the big lake outside Lazlo
lol, I'm betting this has already happened in universe to the manga version of Ms. Tarn... though I doubt it was published with kids in mind...
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Dunia wrote:taalismn wrote:Scalded to death by a spilled cup of tea from the Lazlo franchise-branch of MegaBurger""Where EVERYTHING is MEGA! MEGA-BURGERS! MEGA-FRIES! MEGA-DRINKS! MEGA-HOT! MEGA-FAT!".
That must be MCdonalds
Despite the survival of the Cult of the Clown and their quest to re-establish all of their pre-Rifts outposts, they have not yet regained their past glories. MegaBurger and BurgerCzar now compete for market share, sometimes with armed proxies.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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