Robotech Blooper Reels

[taalismn]

GM: "Actually, according to the Laws of Anime Physics, Pervert Whackers are keyed to one person, the one wielding them. This reinforces the idea that they are actually chi-constructs, and that producing and wielding them constitutes a martial arts form or a genetic predisposition to producing them."
Marie: "That sounds as half-arsed as the explanation of 'The Force' being tied to 'midochlorians'. So I should be able to produce my own?"
GM: "No; the ability is most prevalent in Japanese females. Depending on who you ask, you're either American, French, or French-American."
Marie: "I'm a character in a Japanese anime!"
GM: "Gotta draw the line somewhere."
Marie: "So SHE gets a hammer, but I don't? Doesn't she face the same problem I do?"
GM: "She's half-Zentraedi. ZAlien bloodline covers a lot."
Marie: "Fine! Dana, can I borrow your hovertank?"
Dana: (Pausing in her beating the Robotech Master to a fine paste) "Sure! Don't scratch it!"
GM: "I'm not sure you have the training to properly use it."
Marie: "It's a VERITECH, isn't it? Surely I can do SOMETHING with it! Even if I have to mash buttons until something WORKS!"
GM: "Ah, the "Amuro Rey School of Mecha Piloting'."
Marie: "What was that?"
GM: "Nothing"
Marie: "But just in case, I'll keep it simple. Dana, can I borrow your chair?"
Dana: (again pausing) "Sure!"
GM: "What are you going to do with that?"
Marie: "Whattya think? I'm going to break it over Sean's head!"
GM: "Sean, if you haven't passed out in a pool of your own urine by now, roll to dodge."

[SRoss]

Lunk: (Struggling like the last guy through the door in a zombie flick) "WHYISNOONECOMINGTOSAVEUS!!!"

Roy: (Triumphantly raising a cell phone in the air) "Speak for your self fat boy!!!"

Suddenly the wall explodes and Claudia enters dressed as a magical garment girl welding a chainsaw.

Claudia: "That there is MY man!!!"

Invid Princesses: (As one) "You can keep him! We want Lunk-kun!!! "

Lunk: " "

[taalismn]

Regis: "At this rate, I may have to open up one of my Genesis Pits as a resort...."
GM: "What? 'Jurassic Park'?"
Regis: "What would happen if I devolved the GM?"
GM: "Lose all your XP and be forced to roll up a new character."
Regis: "Nuts..."

[Alpha 11]

GM: "Okay, Louie's out."
Angelo: "...coward..."
GM: "Zor's doing the Center of the Earth thing..."
Angelo: "...wimp..."
GM: "That leaves only you and Sean to face Dana's wrath...Make your rolls..."
Dana:"Heh-heh-heh!"
Sean: "I ordered pizza COD. Extra sausage."
GM: "And Sean gets an automatic 'Feed the GM' save..."
Dana: "HEY!!!"

Angelo: "Hey...what about me!?"
GM: "Did you bring anything good?"
Angelo: "Uh...no."
GM: (Munching on a pizza) "Sorry, make your roll!"
Angelo: "Fine." (Rolls dice on table) Oh, no! This isn't fair!"
Corg Kitty: "Now you know how I feel, Micronian!"

GM: "Okay, Louie's out."
Angelo: "...coward..."
GM: "Zor's doing the Center of the Earth thing..."
Angelo: "...wimp..."
GM: "That leaves only you and Sean to face Dana's wrath...Make your rolls..."
Dana:"Heh-heh-heh!"
Sean: "I ordered pizza COD. Extra sausage."
GM: "And Sean gets an automatic 'Feed the GM' save..."
Dana: "HEY!!!"

Angelo: "Hey...what about me!?"
GM: "Did you bring anything good?"
Angelo: "Uh...no."
GM: (Munching on a pizza) "Sorry, make your roll!"
Angelo: "Fine." (Rolls dice on table) Oh, no! This isn't fair!"
Corg Kitty: "Now you know how I feel, Micronian!"

Sean is half way to the door gingerly stepping by J.A.N.I.C.E. who's carrying Louie over her shoulder, when Marie Crystal enters. She sees what's going on in the various groupings and sees Sean and immediately jumps to the worst possible conclusion.

Marie: "SEAN!!!"

GM: "Make your saving roll Sean."

Sean: "BUTIBOUGHTYOUPIZZA!!!"

GM: "Marie brought the beer."

Angelo: "Ah crap...."
Dana: "Heh-heh-heh...."
"AAAUUUGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Robotech Elder, nude except for a pair of socks, comes flying. arms outspread, towards Dana in a tackle.
Dana: " PERVERT!!"
WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM!
GM: "Okay, no need to roll for Init there...Pervert-Whacking AutoHammner....looks like you're safe, Dante...where'd he go?"

Angelo: "Thanks for the save there, Gnea, pulling me under the table and out of there. I thought I was a goner."
Gnea: "Hey, you're MY man, Angelo."
Angelo:(gesturing back to where can be heard somebody being pounded into Pervert Pie via the Rolling Pin and Sledgehammer method) "Incredible luck there, what with that guy jumping in like that to distract Dana."
Gnea: "Luck? Nothing doing. I threw him."
Angelo: "You DID? And why's he...?"
Gnea: "You didn't think people with all that power lived like monks, did you? All I had to do was hint I could show him a good time and he lowered his guard like *that*! Dirty old man....After seeing THAT, I HAD to throw him as far and hard as possible, Now do something to wipe that image from my mind, please?"
Angelo: "The lake, now, before anybody else gets any ideas."

[Alpha 11]

Angelo: "Ah crap...."
Dana: "Heh-heh-heh...."
"AAAUUUGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Robotech Elder, nude except for a pair of socks, comes flying. arms outspread, towards Dana in a tackle.
Dana: " PERVERT!!"
WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM!
GM: "Okay, no need to roll for Init there...Pervert-Whacking AutoHammner....looks like you're safe, Dante...where'd he go?"

Angelo: "Thanks for the save there, Gnea, pulling me under the table and out of there. I thought I was a goner."
Gnea: "Hey, you're MY man, Angelo."
Angelo:(gesturing back to where can be heard somebody being pounded into Pervert Pie via the Rolling Pin and Sledgehammer method) "Incredible luck there, what with that guy jumping in like that to distract Dana."
Gnea: "Luck? Nothing doing. I threw him."
Angelo: "You DID? And why's he...?"
Gnea: "You didn't think people with all that power lived like monks, did you? All I had to do was hint I could show him a good time and he lowered his guard like *that*! Dirty old man....After seeing THAT, I HAD to throw him as far and hard as possible, Now do something to wipe that image from my mind, please?"
Angelo: "The lake, now, before anybody else gets any ideas."

Sean: "Now honey, I can explain!!!"

Marie: "DANA!!! I need your hammer!"

GM: "Actually, according to the Laws of Anime Physics, Pervert Whackers are keyed to one person, the one wielding them. This reinforces the idea that they are actually chi-constructs, and that producing and wielding them constitutes a martial arts form or a genetic predisposition to producing them."
Marie: "That sounds as half-arsed as the explanation of 'The Force' being tied to 'midochlorians'. So I should be able to produce my own?"
GM: "No; the ability is most prevalent in Japanese females. Depending on who you ask, you're either American, French, or French-American."
Marie: "I'm a character in a Japanese anime!"
GM: "Gotta draw the line somewhere."
Marie: "So SHE gets a hammer, but I don't? Doesn't she face the same problem I do?"
GM: "She's half-Zentraedi. ZAlien bloodline covers a lot."
Marie: "Fine! Dana, can I borrow your hovertank?"
Dana: (Pausing in her beating the Robotech Master to a fine paste) "Sure! Don't scratch it!"
GM: "I'm not sure you have the training to properly use it."
Marie: "It's a VERITECH, isn't it? Surely I can do SOMETHING with it! Even if I have to mash buttons until something WORKS!"
GM: "Ah, the "Amuro Rey School of Mecha Piloting'."
Marie: "What was that?"
GM: "Nothing"
Marie: "But just in case, I'll keep it simple. Dana, can I borrow your chair?"
Dana: (again pausing) "Sure!"
GM: "What are you going to do with that?"
Marie: "Whattya think? I'm going to break it over Sean's head!"
GM: "Sean, if you haven't passed out in a pool of your own urine by now, roll to dodge."

[Alpha 11]

Lunk: (Struggling like the last guy through the door in a zombie flick) "WHYISNOONECOMINGTOSAVEUS!!!"

Roy: (Triumphantly raising a cell phone in the air) "Speak for your self fat boy!!!"

Suddenly the wall explodes and Claudia enters dressed as a magical garment girl welding a chainsaw.

Claudia: "That there is MY man!!!"

Invid Princesses: (As one) "You can keep him! We want Lunk-kun!!! "

Link: " "

[Alpha 11]

Regis: "At this rate, I may have to open up one of my Genesis Pits as a resort...."
GM: "What? 'Jurassic Park'?"
Regis: "What would happen if I devolved the GM?"
GM: "Lose all your XP and be forced to roll up a new character."
Regis: "Nuts..."

[Arnie100]

GM: "Okay...Lunk roll on the insanity tables and Sean roll to see if you dodge Marie's attack..."

[SRoss]

GM: "Okay...Lunk roll on the insanity tables and Sean roll to see if you dodge Marie's attack..."

Lunk & Sean: (Rolling dice) "Crap!"

[Arnie100]

GM: "Lunk, it looks like you've developed an aversion to physical contact with females and Sean; oh boy, looks like you're going to be in a full body cast for the next couple of months..."
Lunk: "Waitaminute...that wasn't on the table..."
GM: "I know. I added that one just because."
Sean: "Do I get a pretty nurse to look after me?"
Marie: "Yeah. ME. "
Sean:

[taalismn]

GM: "Lunk, it looks like you've developed an aversion to physical contact with females"

Invid Princesses: "Very well, you leave us no choice but the EYE CANDY ATTACK!"
Invid Princess 2: "FAN SERVICE!!!"
Lunk: "Come on, GM! Can't you do something here?!"
GM: "Not unless you want to change your gender preference."
Invid Princess 3: "I'm pretty sure we can get a gender change if we ask Mom nicely."
Lunk:
GM: "I'm not even going to have you roll for that one, Lunk."

[DhAkael]

GM: "Lunk, it looks like you've developed an aversion to physical contact with females"

Invid Princesses: "Very well, you leave us no choice but the EYE CANDY ATTACK!"
Invid Princess 2: "FAN SERVICE!!!"
Lunk: "Come on, GM! Can't you do something here?!"
GM: "Not unless you want to change your gender preference."
Invid Princess 3: "I'm pretty sure we can get a gender change if we ask Mom nicely."
Lunk:
GM: "I'm not even going to have you roll for that one, Lunk."

Lancer: "Alas poor Lunk...I knew him Bernard; a man of infinite jest, and limitless potential for ardor. Now but fodder for cheap sight gags and sexual ineuendos"

GM: "Okay that is the LAST time I let a player from 'Changling' into this game!"

[Alpha 11]

GM: "Okay...Lunk roll on the insanity tables and Sean roll to see if you dodge Marie's attack..."

Shouldn't they get a last meal or something?

GM: "Okay...Lunk roll on the insanity tables and Sean roll to see if you dodge Marie's attack..."

Lunk & Sean: (Rolling dice) "Crap!"

GM: "Lunk, it looks like you've developed an aversion to physical contact with females and Sean; oh boy, looks like you're going to be in a full body cast for the next couple of months..."
Lunk: "Waitaminute...that wasn't on the table..."
GM: "I know. I added that one just because."
Sean: "Do I get a pretty nurse to look after me?"
Marie: "Yeah. ME. "
Sean:

GM: "Lunk, it looks like you've developed an aversion to physical contact with females"

Invid Princesses: "Very well, you leave us no choice but the EYE CANDY ATTACK!"
Invid Princess 2: "FAN SERVICE!!!"
Lunk: "Come on, GM! Can't you do something here?!"
GM: "Not unless you want to change your gender preference."
Invid Princess 3: "I'm pretty sure we can get a gender change if we ask Mom nicely."
Lunk:
GM: "I'm not even going to have you roll for that one, Lunk."

GM: "Lunk, it looks like you've developed an aversion to physical contact with females"

Invid Princesses: "Very well, you leave us no choice but the EYE CANDY ATTACK!"
Invid Princess 2: "FAN SERVICE!!!"
Lunk: "Come on, GM! Can't you do something here?!"
GM: "Not unless you want to change your gender preference."
Invid Princess 3: "I'm pretty sure we can get a gender change if we ask Mom nicely."
Lunk:
GM: "I'm not even going to have you roll for that one, Lunk."

Lancer: "Alas poor Lunk...I knew him Bernard; a man of infinite jest, and limitless potential for ardor. Now but fodder for cheap sight gags and sexual ineuendos"

GM: "Okay that is the LAST time I let a player from 'Changling' into this game!"

[taalismn]

A Scene from the Past:

Two Tirolian Internal Security guards are standing around the residential sector of the Robotech Mothership, and have grabbed a quick snack to eat on duty. They're about to dig in when they get an alert, and have barely gotten up and run around the corner when they're jumped by Dante and Phillips, who make quick work of them.
Angelo's picking up the downed guards' rifles when Sean puts his hand to get Angelo to put them down, instead reaching down to retrieve the guards' uneaten snack.
To Angelo's quizzical look, Sean replies, "Leave the guns, keep the canoli."

[SRoss]

GM: "Lunk, it looks like you've developed an aversion to physical contact with females"

Rand: "I thought he already had that from Annie?"

[Arnie100]

GM: "Lunk, it looks like you've developed an aversion to physical contact with females"

Rand: "I thought he already had that from Annie?"

Scott: "I think that was psychological contact or something..."

[taalismn]

GM: "Lunk, it looks like you've developed an aversion to physical contact with females"

Rand: "I thought he already had that from Annie?"

Scott: "I think that was psychological contact or something..."

Lancer: "So, Lunk, the ligature marks faded yet, or are you still covering them up with makeup?"

[SRoss]

GM: "Lunk, it looks like you've developed an aversion to physical contact with females"

Rand: "I thought he already had that from Annie?"

Scott: "I think that was psychological contact or something..."

Lancer: "So, Lunk, the ligature marks faded yet, or are you still covering them up with makeup?"

Invid Princesses: (Looking at Lancer, Sera and Ariel) "What is ligature? If it is restraint, we were just going to call up tendrils from the pit. Is this ligature thing better?"

Lunk: " "

Invid Princesses: "Please demonstrate."

Scott, Lancer, Rand and Khyron: " "

BTW: Didn't know about the Smilies limit...

[taalismn]

Lunk: "You know...I liked it better when I was just the big dumb-looking gentle giant in the background, quietly laughing at everybody else..."
Rand: "The risk comes with being a named minor character and not an NPC."
Scott: "AND an eligible bachelor..."
Lancer: "Karma's a #####, ain't it?"
***LIGHTNING STRIKE***
...and a crisped figure drops to the ground outside...
Haydonite: "....(zert)..not...(brizztle-fritz)ff---aaaaa---iiiiiirrrrr!!"
...And Colonel Maistrof, driving away in his beat-up econobox, wipes his brow as he looks in the rear view mirror and thinks that coulda been me....thank god I only got three walk-ons!..

[Alpha 11]

A Scene from the Past:

Two Tirolian Internal Security guards are standing around the residential sector of the Robotech Mothership, and have grabbed a quick snack to eat on duty. They're about to dig in when they get an alert, and have barely gotten up and run around the corner when they're jumped by Dante and Phillips, who make quick work of them.
Angelo's picking up the downed guards' rifles when Sean puts his hand to get Angelo to put them down, instead reaching down to retrieve the guards' uneaten snack.
To Angelo's quizzical look, Sean replies, "Leave the guns, keep the canoli."

GM: "Lunk, it looks like you've developed an aversion to physical contact with females"

Rand: "I thought he already had that from Annie?"

GM: "Lunk, it looks like you've developed an aversion to physical contact with females"

Rand: "I thought he already had that from Annie?"

Scott: "I think that was psychological contact or something..."

GM: "Lunk, it looks like you've developed an aversion to physical contact with females"

Rand: "I thought he already had that from Annie?"

Scott: "I think that was psychological contact or something..."

Lancer: "So, Lunk, the ligature marks faded yet, or are you still covering them up with makeup?"

[Alpha 11]

Invid Princesses: (Looking at Lancer, Sera and Ariel) "What is ligature? If it is restraint, we were just going to call up tendrils from the pit. Is this ligature thing better?"

Lunk: " "

Invid Princesses: "Please demonstrate."

Scott, Lancer, Rand and Khyron: " "

BTW: Didn't know about the Smilies limit...

[Alpha 11]

Lunk: "You know...I liked it better when I was just the big dumb-looking gentle giant in the background, quietly laughing at everybody else..."
Rand: "The risk comes with being a named minor character and not an NPC."
Scott: "AND an eligible bachelor..."
Lancer: "Karma's a #####, ain't it?"
***LIGHTNING STRIKE***
...and a crisped figure drops to the ground outside...
Haydonite: "....(zert)..not...(brizztle-fritz)ff---aaaaa---iiiiiirrrrr!!"
...And Colonel Maistrof, driving away in his beat-up econobox, wipes his brow as he looks in the rear view mirror and thinks that coulda been me....thank god I only got three walk-ons!..

Until a giant lightning bolt strikes him.

[Arnie100]

Rand: "The risk comes with being a named minor character and not an NPC."

Lancer: "You guys know I'm getting my own movie, right?"
Scot, Rand & Lunk: "WWWHHHHAAATTT!?"
Lancer: "Yep...my own story AND their filming one of my concerts! I'll be a bigger star then Minmei!! "
***LIGHTNING STRIKE***
Minmei: "I don't think so, mister!"
Lancer:

[taalismn]

Rand: "The risk comes with being a named minor character and not an NPC."

Lancer: "You guys know I'm getting my own movie, right?"
Scot, Rand & Lunk: "WWWHHHHAAATTT!?"
Lancer: "Yep...my own story AND their filming one of my concerts! I'll be a bigger star then Minmei!! "
***LIGHTNING STRIKE***
Minmei: "I don't think so, mister!"
Lancer:

Rand: "Consider yourself lucky she gave you a warning shot, Lancer. Several of her rivals at the Miss Macross festival got stage rafter lights dropped on them. And there was the girl who literally got sandbagged...."

[Arnie100]

Rand: "The risk comes with being a named minor character and not an NPC."

Lancer: "You guys know I'm getting my own movie, right?"
Scot, Rand & Lunk: "WWWHHHHAAATTT!?"
Lancer: "Yep...my own story AND their filming one of my concerts! I'll be a bigger star then Minmei!! "
***LIGHTNING STRIKE***
Minmei: "I don't think so, mister!"
Lancer:

Rand: "Consider yourself lucky she gave you a warning shot, Lancer. Several of her rivals at the Miss Macross festival got stage rafter lights dropped on them. And there was the girl who literally got sandbagged...."

Scott: "So that's why there's only been one Miss Macross...everybody else is just too scared to run against her!"

[SRoss]

Rand: "The risk comes with being a named minor character and not an NPC."

Lancer: "You guys know I'm getting my own movie, right?"
Scot, Rand & Lunk: "WWWHHHHAAATTT!?"
Lancer: "Yep...my own story AND their filming one of my concerts! I'll be a bigger star then Minmei!! "
***LIGHTNING STRIKE***
Minmei: "I don't think so, mister!"
Lancer:

Rand: "Consider yourself lucky she gave you a warning shot, Lancer. Several of her rivals at the Miss Macross festival got stage rafter lights dropped on them. And there was the girl who literally got sandbagged...."

Scott: "So that's why there's only been one Miss Macross...everybody else is just too scared to run against her!"

GM: "So, Regis, how long have you had a concert auditorium at Reflex Point?"

Regis: "I built it for my ungrateful son Corg." (Looking down at the kitten) "You know he always wanted to emulate his favorite female singer."

Minmei swells up.

Regis: "Boy George."

Minmei: (Deflated) "Wait a second! Boy George isn't any more of a girl then THIS guy!" (Pointing at Lancer)

Regis: "Hey! Cut me a break! Up until I met Zor," (Both she and Dana look daggers at Zor as he crawls out of the hole he made) "We Invid didn't even know what gender was. You really think I could explain cross-dressing to HIM?" (Indicating Corg) "In fact he's often litening to Karma Chemelion while attacking humans in his mecha."

All the humans and Invid Princesses stare at Corg. As the Regis restores him to his human form.

Regis: "The humilation of that should be sufficiant punishment."

Corg: " "

[taalismn]

Lancer: "Really, Lunk, it couldn't have been THAT bad...."
Lunk: "THis coming from the guy who needs a saline IV once a week?"
Lancer: "Only if I don't pace myself."
Lunk: "Okay, okay...it wasn't THAT bad...it was just the other things..."
(Flashback: Shot of Lunk laying a hot spring, two women with wild-colored hair flanking him. Even through they're covered up the shoulders in water, it's obvious they're all nude, and they're having a good time, laughing, carousing, passing a bottle around..
That's when the water bulges up in front of Lunk between where his legs would be, as a HUGE shape emerges and rises into the air, and keeps rising...and rising...
Lunk goes bugeyed as he looks at the long-necked pleiasaur eyeing him with predator eyes and a mouthful of SHARP teeth)
Lunk: "Yeah, Genesis Pits can be real mood killers..."

[Arnie100]

All the humans and Invid Princesses stare at Corg. As the Regis restores him to his human form.

Annie: "Mr. Snuggles!!! What did yku do to my KITTY!?"
(Corg quickly runs away)
Regis: "Don't worry, I'm sure Mr. Snuggles will be back soon!"

[Alpha 11]

Rand: "The risk comes with being a named minor character and not an NPC."

Lancer: "You guys know I'm getting my own movie, right?"
Scot, Rand & Lunk: "WWWHHHHAAATTT!?"
Lancer: "Yep...my own story AND their filming one of my concerts! I'll be a bigger star then Minmei!! "
***LIGHTNING STRIKE***
Minmei: "I don't think so, mister!"
Lancer:

Rand: "The risk comes with being a named minor character and not an NPC."

Lancer: "You guys know I'm getting my own movie, right?"
Scot, Rand & Lunk: "WWWHHHHAAATTT!?"
Lancer: "Yep...my own story AND their filming one of my concerts! I'll be a bigger star then Minmei!! "
***LIGHTNING STRIKE***
Minmei: "I don't think so, mister!"
Lancer:

Rand: "Consider yourself lucky she gave you a warning shot, Lancer. Several of her rivals at the Miss Macross festival got stage rafter lights dropped on them. And there was the girl who literally got sandbagged...."

Strange, we never see that in the series.

Rand: "The risk comes with being a named minor character and not an NPC."

Lancer: "You guys know I'm getting my own movie, right?"
Scot, Rand & Lunk: "WWWHHHHAAATTT!?"
Lancer: "Yep...my own story AND their filming one of my concerts! I'll be a bigger star then Minmei!! "
***LIGHTNING STRIKE***
Minmei: "I don't think so, mister!"
Lancer:

Rand: "Consider yourself lucky she gave you a warning shot, Lancer. Several of her rivals at the Miss Macross festival got stage rafter lights dropped on them. And there was the girl who literally got sandbagged...."

Scott: "So that's why there's only been one Miss Macross...everybody else is just too scared to run against her!"

The truth is revivled!

Rand: "The risk comes with being a named minor character and not an NPC."

Lancer: "You guys know I'm getting my own movie, right?"
Scot, Rand & Lunk: "WWWHHHHAAATTT!?"
Lancer: "Yep...my own story AND their filming one of my concerts! I'll be a bigger star then Minmei!! "
***LIGHTNING STRIKE***
Minmei: "I don't think so, mister!"
Lancer:

Rand: "Consider yourself lucky she gave you a warning shot, Lancer. Several of her rivals at the Miss Macross festival got stage rafter lights dropped on them. And there was the girl who literally got sandbagged...."

Scott: "So that's why there's only been one Miss Macross...everybody else is just too scared to run against her!"

GM: "So, Regis, how long have you had a concert auditorium at Reflex Point?"

Regis: "I built it for my ungrateful son Corg." (Looking down at the kitten) "You know he always wanted to emulate his favorite female singer."

Minmei swells up.

Regis: "Boy George."

Minmei: (Deflated) "Wait a second! Boy George isn't any more of a girl then THIS guy!" (Pointing at Lancer)

Regis: "Hey! Cut me a break! Up until I met Zor," (Both she and Dana look daggers at Zor as he crawls out of the hole he made) "We Invid didn't even know what gender was. You really think I could explain cross-dressing to HIM?" (Indicating Corg) "In fact he's often litening to Karma Chemelion while attacking humans in his mecha."

All the humans and Invid Princesses stare at Corg. As the Regis restores him to his human form.

Regis: "The humilation of that should be sufficiant punishment."

Corg: " "

[Alpha 11]

Lancer: "Really, Lunk, it couldn't have been THAT bad...."
Lunk: "THis coming from the guy who needs a saline IV once a week?"
Lancer: "Only if I don't pace myself."
Lunk: "Okay, okay...it wasn't THAT bad...it was just the other things..."
(Flashback: Shot of Lunk laying a hot spring, two women with wild-colored hair flanking him. Even through they're covered up the shoulders in water, it's obvious they're all nude, and they're having a good time, laughing, carousing, passing a bottle around..
That's when the water bulges up in front of Lunk between where his legs would be, as a HUGE shape emerges and rises into the air, and keeps rising...and rising...
Lunk goes bugeyed as he looks at the long-necked pleiasaur eyeing him with predator eyes and a mouthful of SHARP teeth)
Lunk: "Yeah, Genesis Pits can be real mood killers..."

All the humans and Invid Princesses stare at Corg. As the Regis restores him to his human form.

Annie: "Mr. Snuggles!!! What did yku do to my KITTY!?"
(Corg quickly runs away)
Regis: "Don't worry, I'm sure Mr. Snuggles will be back soon!"

[taalismn]

[Annie: "Mr. Snuggles!!! What did yku do to my KITTY!?"
(Corg quickly runs away)
Regis: "Don't worry, I'm sure Mr. Snuggles will be back soon!"

Corg almost began wishing that the Regis would devolve him into something without a spine...the cold feeling running down it was happening frequently enough that he began to worry about spinal frostbite...

[SRoss]

Rand: "One question."

Regis: "Yes."

Rand: "You entered Annie's mind before you created Ariel and the others?"

Regis: "Umm ... well ... yes but..."

Rand: "So it's possible there's some of Annie in all the Invid Princes and Princesses."

Regis: "Well ... I ... don't think so..."

Corg, Sera and Ariel feel VERY uncomfortable.

[Arnie100]

Sera and Ariel watch a cat go by and fight the urge to grab it, hug it, squeeze it and love it all to pieces...

[SRoss]

Sera and Ariel watch a cat go by and fight the urge to grab it, hug it, squeeze it and love it all to pieces...

Now we know what happened to Lunk.

[taalismn]

Rand: "One question."

Regis: "Yes."

Rand: "You entered Annie's mind before you created Ariel and the others?"

Regis: "Umm ... well ... yes but..."

Rand: "So it's possible there's some of Annie in all the Invid Princes and Princesses."

Regis: "Well ... I ... don't think so..."

Corg, Sera and Ariel feel VERY uncomfortable.

Lancer: "So...Annie's gone viral?"
Rand:"Are we now classifying Annie as an Invid psychological disorderOWWW!"
Rook:(having just hit Rand) "Be nice!"

[glitterboy2098]

Rand: "One question."

Regis: "Yes."

Rand: "You entered Annie's mind before you created Ariel and the others?"

Regis: "Umm ... well ... yes but..."

Rand: "So it's possible there's some of Annie in all the Invid Princes and Princesses."

Regis: "Well ... I ... don't think so..."

Corg, Sera and Ariel feel VERY uncomfortable.

Lancer: "So...Annie's gone viral?"
Rand:"Are we now classifying Annie as an Invid psychological disorderOWWW!"
Rook:(having just hit Rand) "Be nice!"

Lunk: "that explains so much...oh crap they saw me, gotta run!"
*Lunk runs off with a dozen Invid Princesses following*

[Arnie100]

Rand: "One question."

Regis: "Yes."

Rand: "You entered Annie's mind before you created Ariel and the others?"

Regis: "Umm ... well ... yes but..."

Rand: "So it's possible there's some of Annie in all the Invid Princes and Princesses."

Regis: "Well ... I ... don't think so..."

Corg, Sera and Ariel feel VERY uncomfortable.

Lancer: "So...Annie's gone viral?"
Rand:"Are we now classifying Annie as an Invid psychological disorderOWWW!"
Rook:(having just hit Rand) "Be nice!"

Lunk: "that explains so much...oh crap they saw me, gotta run!"
*Lunk runs off with a dozen Invid Princesses following*

Invid Princesses: (With arms outsretched and running at top speed) "KKKIIIITTTYYY!!!!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

[Annie: "Mr. Snuggles!!! What did yku do to my KITTY!?"
(Corg quickly runs away)
Regis: "Don't worry, I'm sure Mr. Snuggles will be back soon!"

Corg almost began wishing that the Regis would devolve him into something without a spine...the cold feeling running down it was happening frequently enough that he began to worry about spinal frostbite...

Rand: "One question."

Regis: "Yes."

Rand: "You entered Annie's mind before you created Ariel and the others?"

Regis: "Umm ... well ... yes but..."

Rand: "So it's possible there's some of Annie in all the Invid Princes and Princesses."

Regis: "Well ... I ... don't think so..."

Corg, Sera and Ariel feel VERY uncomfortable.

Lancer: "So...Annie's gone viral?"
Rand:"Are we now classifying Annie as an Invid psychological disorderOWWW!"
Rook:(having just hit Rand) "Be nice!"

Rand: "One question."

Regis: "Yes."

Rand: "You entered Annie's mind before you created Ariel and the others?"

Regis: "Umm ... well ... yes but..."

Rand: "So it's possible there's some of Annie in all the Invid Princes and Princesses."

Regis: "Well ... I ... don't think so..."

Corg, Sera and Ariel feel VERY uncomfortable.

Lancer: "So...Annie's gone viral?"
Rand:"Are we now classifying Annie as an Invid psychological disorderOWWW!"
Rook:(having just hit Rand) "Be nice!"

Lunk: "that explains so much...oh crap they saw me, gotta run!"
*Lunk runs off with a dozen Invid Princesses following*

Rand: "One question."

Regis: "Yes."

Rand: "You entered Annie's mind before you created Ariel and the others?"

Regis: "Umm ... well ... yes but..."

Rand: "So it's possible there's some of Annie in all the Invid Princes and Princesses."

Regis: "Well ... I ... don't think so..."

Corg, Sera and Ariel feel VERY uncomfortable.

Lancer: "So...Annie's gone viral?"
Rand:"Are we now classifying Annie as an Invid psychological disorderOWWW!"
Rook:(having just hit Rand) "Be nice!"

Lunk: "that explains so much...oh crap they saw me, gotta run!"
*Lunk runs off with a dozen Invid Princesses following*

Invid Princesses: (With arms outsretched and running at top speed) "KKKIIIITTTYYY!!!!!!!"

Annie looks around wildly, "Were?!?"

[SRoss]

[Annie: "Mr. Snuggles!!! What did yku do to my KITTY!?"
(Corg quickly runs away)
Regis: "Don't worry, I'm sure Mr. Snuggles will be back soon!"

Corg almost began wishing that the Regis would devolve him into something without a spine...the cold feeling running down it was happening frequently enough that he began to worry about spinal frostbite...

Rand: "One question."

Regis: "Yes."

Rand: "You entered Annie's mind before you created Ariel and the others?"

Regis: "Umm ... well ... yes but..."

Rand: "So it's possible there's some of Annie in all the Invid Princes and Princesses."

Regis: "Well ... I ... don't think so..."

Corg, Sera and Ariel feel VERY uncomfortable.

Lancer: "So...Annie's gone viral?"
Rand:"Are we now classifying Annie as an Invid psychological disorderOWWW!"
Rook:(having just hit Rand) "Be nice!"

Rand: "One question."

Regis: "Yes."

Rand: "You entered Annie's mind before you created Ariel and the others?"

Regis: "Umm ... well ... yes but..."

Rand: "So it's possible there's some of Annie in all the Invid Princes and Princesses."

Regis: "Well ... I ... don't think so..."

Corg, Sera and Ariel feel VERY uncomfortable.

Lancer: "So...Annie's gone viral?"
Rand:"Are we now classifying Annie as an Invid psychological disorderOWWW!"
Rook:(having just hit Rand) "Be nice!"

Lunk: "that explains so much...oh crap they saw me, gotta run!"
*Lunk runs off with a dozen Invid Princesses following*

Rand: "One question."

Regis: "Yes."

Rand: "You entered Annie's mind before you created Ariel and the others?"

Regis: "Umm ... well ... yes but..."

Rand: "So it's possible there's some of Annie in all the Invid Princes and Princesses."

Regis: "Well ... I ... don't think so..."

Corg, Sera and Ariel feel VERY uncomfortable.

Lancer: "So...Annie's gone viral?"
Rand:"Are we now classifying Annie as an Invid psychological disorderOWWW!"
Rook:(having just hit Rand) "Be nice!"

Lunk: "that explains so much...oh crap they saw me, gotta run!"
*Lunk runs off with a dozen Invid Princesses following*

Invid Princesses: (With arms outsretched and running at top speed) "KKKIIIITTTYYY!!!!!!!"

Annie looks around wildly, "Were?!?"

Lynn Kyle woke up groggily.

Kyle: (Steanding in his PJs.) "This doesn't look like my hotel room..."

Suddenly Lunk ran into him at full speed.

Lunk: "YEAHGOTTASAVEMEICAN'TTAKETHATAGAIN!!!"

Lunk gets up and continues running wildly.

Invid Princesses: (With arms outsretched and running at top speed) "KKKIIIITTTIIIEEESSS!!!!!!!"

Kyle: " "

[SRoss]

Lancer whispers something into Sera's ear. She disappears in a flash and appears behind Minmei. Sera quickly glues on the ears and tail and disappears again before the startled diva can react...

Corg & the Invid Princeses: "KKKIIIITTTYYY!!!!!!!"

Minmei: "OH HELL NO!!!"

[taalismn]

Rick Hunter: "You know, Kyle, you can't complain....I mean, this is your dream, right? The military's out of the killing business, and people who were once enemies are now freely associating in love and peace. That's what you're all for, right?"
Kyle, mummified in a full body cast, could only glare with his one unswollen eye at his unwelcome guest.
RH: "Of course, in war time, it's unlikely you would have been trampled in your own bedroom by a dozen human Invid, then inadvertently tossed out your own window onto the freeway where you would get hit by a succession of semis going to market. No, in war, you'd probably only been shot."
Kyle only glared some more.
RH: "Well, I've cheered you up enough. Just wanted to say 'hi', leave you these flowers, and I'll be off. Gotta meet the wife for some vigorous physical activity! Tah!"
Kyle looked in horror at the Flowers of Life by his bedside.

[SRoss]

Nurse: "Lights out Kyle."

The nurse flips the switch and leaves. On the table by his bed the flowers start to glow and sing releasing spoors into the room.

Flower Song

Kyle: " "

[Alpha 11]

Lynn Kyle woke up groggily.

Kyle: (Steanding in his PJs.) "This doesn't look like my hotel room..."

Suddenly Lunk ran into him at full speed.

Lunk: "YEAHGOTTASAVEMEICAN'TTAKETHATAGAIN!!!"

Lunk gets up and continues running wildly.

Invid Princesses: (With arms outsretched and running at top speed) "KKKIIIITTTIIIEEESSS!!!!!!!"

Kyle: " "

Lancer whispers something into Sera's ear. She disappears in a flash and appears behind Minmei. Sera quickly glues on the ears and tail and disappears again before the startled diva can react...

Corg & the Invid Princeses: "KKKIIIITTTYYY!!!!!!!"

Minmei: "OH HELL NO!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Rick Hunter: "You know, Kyle, you can't complain....I mean, this is your dream, right? The military's out of the killing business, and people who were once enemies are now freely associating in love and peace. That's what you're all for, right?"
Kyle, mummified in a full body cast, could only glare with his one unswollen eye at his unwelcome guest.
RH: "Of course, in war time, it's unlikely you would have been trampled in your own bedroom by a dozen human Invid, then inadvertently tossed out your own window onto the freeway where you would get hit by a succession of semis going to market. No, in war, you'd probably only been shot."
Kyle only glared some more.
RH: "Well, I've cheered you up enough. Just wanted to say 'hi', leave you these flowers, and I'll be off. Gotta meet the wife for some vigorous physical activity! Tah!"
Kyle looked in horror at the Flowers of Life by his bedside.

Nurse: "Lights out Kyle."

The nurse flips the switch and leaves. On the table by his bed the flowers start to glow and sing releasing spoors into the room.

Flower Song

Kyle: " "

[Arnie100]

Nurse: "Lights out Kyle."

The nurse flips the switch and leaves. On the table by his bed the flowers start to glow and sing releasing spoors into the room.

Flower Song

Kyle: " "

Kyle: "MUST. FIGHT. BACK. Something STRONGER!! (Desperately uses remote for cd player)

Gangnam Style

Kyle: "NOT THAT ONE!!"

(Flowers and hospital staff start dancing to the captivating beat)

[SRoss]

Nova tossed Kyle, body cast and all into the isolation cell.

Guard #1: "What's he in for now?"

Nova: "Crimes against humanity."

Inside the cell Kyle started to relax when the door opened again.

Nova: (Throwing something in) "Here's your @#$%& plant!"

Kyle is beaned in the head by the potted Flower of Life.

[taalismn]

Flower takes out a harmonica with its fronds and begins alternately playing it and singing "Nooobody knows the troubles I've seen..."
(Yes, the Flower sings bass...)
Kyle: "No! No! NO! Shut up! SHUT UP! WHY ISIT ALWAY ME THIS HAPPENS TO???!!"
Flower: "You think you got it bad? Lemme tell you about me and this guy named Arthur Dent..."

[Arnie100]

Flower: "At least you didn't get de-evolved into a cat like Corg...hmmmm..."
Kyle: "Hey..."

[Alpha 11]

Nurse: "Lights out Kyle."

The nurse flips the switch and leaves. On the table by his bed the flowers start to glow and sing releasing spoors into the room.

Flower Song

Kyle: " "

Kyle: "MUST. FIGHT. BACK. Something STRONGER!! (Desperately uses remote for cd player)

Gangnam Style

Kyle: "NOT THAT ONE!!"

(Flowers and hospital staff start dancing to the captivating beat)

Nova tossed Kyle, body cast and all into the isolation cell.

Guard #1: "What's he in for now?"

Nova: "Crimes against humanity."

Inside the cell Kyle started to relax when the door opened again.

Nova: (Throwing something in) "Here's your @#$%& plant!"

Kyle is beaned in the head by the potted Flower of Life.

Flower takes out a harmonica with its fronds and begins alternately playing it and singing "Nooobody knows the troubles I've seen..."
(Yes, the Flower sings bass...)
Kyle: "No! No! NO! Shut up! SHUT UP! WHY ISIT ALWAY ME THIS HAPPENS TO???!!"
Flower: "You think you got it bad? Lemme tell you about me and this guy named Arthur Dent..."

Flower: "At least you didn't get de-evolved into a cat like Corg...hmmmm..."
Kyle: "Hey..."

[SRoss]

Walking through the Hive, Ariel encounters a lone Invid Scout.

***FLASHBACK***

An Invid Scout carrying Ariel's egg, cocoon, whatever it was. The Scout holds the container too tightly and it cracks open.

Scout: (Telepathically) "Oops!!!"

***FLASHBACK ENDS***

Ariel: "###YOU!!!###"

Scout: " "