Robotech Blooper Reels

[Arnie100]

Scout: (Telepathically) "It wasn't my fault!" (Flying at top speed)
Ariel: "You're the reason I had amnesia!? I'm gonna de-evolve you into a cat or a bunny or something else cute and snuggly then I'm calling you-know-who!!" (Chasing the unfortunate Scout at top speed)
Scout: (Telepathically) "NNNNNOOOOO!!!!"

[taalismn]

AS Kyle was frantically trying to tune out the off-tune harmonica wailing and intermittent disjointed carping and complaining of the potted plant(damn it, if the staff here was going to give him drugs, couldn't they have at ;least given ones that gave him GOOD hallucinations?!) he found himself studying the pattern of dots, scratches and..... were those streaks of dried blood?...and wondered why the name 'Ben Dixon' sounded familiar and why the man was raving about 'needing help' and 'beware being trapped in this room!' and 'the horrors of being stuck in a bad recurrent gag!'.

Down the hall from Kyle's cell, a herd of wildebeast got off the elevator...These herd animals tended to startle easily and stampeded quickly.
Unfortunately, a bull elephant in must, looking for something to intimidate and chase, was about to get off the next elevator...

[Arnie100]

Kyle: "Just give me my MEDS!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Walking through the Hive, Ariel encounters a lone Invid Scout.

***FLASHBACK***

An Invid Scout carrying Ariel's egg, cocoon, whatever it was. The Scout holds the container too tightly and it cracks open.

Scout: (Telepathically) "Oops!!!"

***FLASHBACK ENDS***

Ariel: "###YOU!!!###"

Scout: " "

Scout: (Telepathically) "It wasn't my fault!" (Flying at top speed)
Ariel: "You're the reason I had amnesia!? I'm gonna de-evolve you into a cat or a bunny or something else cute and snuggly then I'm calling you-know-who!!" (Chasing the unfortunate Scout at top speed)
Scout: (Telepathically) "NNNNNOOOOO!!!!"

AS Kyle was frantically trying to tune out the off-tune harmonica wailing and intermittent disjointed carping and complaining of the potted plant(damn it, if the staff here was going to give him drugs, couldn't they have at ;least given ones that gave him GOOD hallucinations?!) he found himself studying the pattern of dots, scratches and..... were those streaks of dried blood?...and wondered why the name 'Ben Dixon' sounded familiar and why the man was raving about 'needing help' and 'beware being trapped in this room!' and 'the horrors of being stuck in a bad recurrent gag!'.

Down the hall from Kyle's cell, a herd of wildebeast got off the elevator...These herd animals tended to startle easily and stampeded quickly.
Unfortunately, a bull elephant in must, looking for something to intimidate and chase, was about to get off the next elevator...

Kyle: "Just give me my MEDS!!!"

[taalismn]

Kyle: "Just give me my MEDS!!!"

Unfortunately for Kyle, the attending GMP nurse had left for the night...
Likewise, so had the only GMP officers with skills in animal handling other than vicious police dogs, rabid Pollinators, and drunk Sterlings.

[SRoss]

Scout: (Telepathically) "It wasn't my fault!" (Flying at top speed)
Ariel: "You're the reason I had amnesia!? I'm gonna de-evolve you into a cat or a bunny or something else cute and snuggly then I'm calling you-know-who!!" (Chasing the unfortunate Scout at top speed)
Scout: (Telepathically) "NNNNNOOOOO!!!!"

Sometime later...

Ariel: "Annie! Look! I brought you a tribble."

Annie: " " (Grabs and hugs the tribble.)

Tribble Scout: (Telepathically) "For Protoculture sake!!! Someone please kill me!!!"

[taalismn]

Regis: "I didn't know tribbles could spontaneously combust!"
Sera: "Suicide apparently."

[Arnie100]

Annie: "Aaaawww...I just wanted a new Mr. Snuggles..."
(Corg and every Invid Scout suddenly had other things to attend to...like hunting humans, patrols, etc. anything to be away from the crazy human)

[taalismn]

Annie: "Aaaawww...I just wanted a new Mr. Snuggles..."
(Corg and every Invid Scout suddenly had other things to attend to...like hunting humans, patrols, etc. anything to be away from the crazy human)

...counting icicles in Antarctica, tunneling to China, digging for gold in the Reflex Point cellars, walking to Pluto, seeking sanctuary at the Vatican...all very important work, can't be interrupted, can't stop to chat, thank you very much, must go now back to work, work, work!

[SRoss]

Annie: "Aaaawww...I just wanted a new Mr. Snuggles..."
(Corg and every Invid Scout suddenly had other things to attend to...like hunting humans, patrols, etc. anything to be away from the crazy human)

...counting icicles in Antarctica, tunneling to China, digging for gold in the Reflex Point cellars, walking to Pluto, seeking sanctuary at the Vatican...all very important work, can't be interrupted, can't stop to chat, thank you very much, must go now back to work, work, work!

Regis: "Umm, where are you off to Corg?"

Corg: (Looking about wildly) "Uh, its vitally important I help this scout with, um, with...

The scout telepathically whispers in his ear.

Corg: "Trading Flower of Life to the humans for porn... WHAT!!!"

Regis & Everyone Else: "###WWWWWHHHHAAAATTTT!!!###"

Corg: "ISWAREITWASN'TMEITWASTHISSCOUT!!!"

Regis, Sera & Ariel: "What scout?"

Corg looks and where the Scout was there is a life size cardboard cut-out of an Invid Scout marked property of Palladium Books.

Corg: " "

[taalismn]

Little %^&^^*^#er made his 'Prowl' roll.....

[Alpha 11]

Kyle: "Just give me my MEDS!!!"

Unfortunately for Kyle, the attending GMP nurse had left for the night...
Likewise, so had the only GMP officers with skills in animal handling other than vicious police dogs, rabid Pollinators, and drunk Sterlings.

Scout: (Telepathically) "It wasn't my fault!" (Flying at top speed)
Ariel: "You're the reason I had amnesia!? I'm gonna de-evolve you into a cat or a bunny or something else cute and snuggly then I'm calling you-know-who!!" (Chasing the unfortunate Scout at top speed)
Scout: (Telepathically) "NNNNNOOOOO!!!!"

Sometime later...

Ariel: "Annie! Look! I brought you a tribble."

Annie: " " (Grabs and hugs the tribble.)

Tribble Scout: (Telepathically) "For Protoculture sake!!! Someone please kill me!!!"

Remember, don't feed them!

Regis: "I didn't know tribbles could spontaneously combust!"
Sera: "Suicide apparently."

[Alpha 11]

Annie: "Aaaawww...I just wanted a new Mr. Snuggles..."
(Corg and every Invid Scout suddenly had other things to attend to...like hunting humans, patrols, etc. anything to be away from the crazy human)

Annie: "Aaaawww...I just wanted a new Mr. Snuggles..."
(Corg and every Invid Scout suddenly had other things to attend to...like hunting humans, patrols, etc. anything to be away from the crazy human)

...counting icicles in Antarctica, tunneling to China, digging for gold in the Reflex Point cellars, walking to Pluto, seeking sanctuary at the Vatican...all very important work, can't be interrupted, can't stop to chat, thank you very much, must go now back to work, work, work!

Annie: "Aaaawww...I just wanted a new Mr. Snuggles..."
(Corg and every Invid Scout suddenly had other things to attend to...like hunting humans, patrols, etc. anything to be away from the crazy human)

...counting icicles in Antarctica, tunneling to China, digging for gold in the Reflex Point cellars, walking to Pluto, seeking sanctuary at the Vatican...all very important work, can't be interrupted, can't stop to chat, thank you very much, must go now back to work, work, work!

Regis: "Umm, where are you off to Corg?"

Corg: (Looking about wildly) "Uh, its vitally important I help this scout with, um, with...

The scout telepathically whispers in his ear.

Corg: "Trading Flower of Life to the humans for porn... WHAT!!!"

Regis & Everyone Else: "###WWWWWHHHHAAAATTTT!!!###"

Corg: "ISWAREITWASN'TMEITWASTHISSCOUT!!!"

Regis, Sera & Ariel: "What scout?"

Corg looks and where the Scout was there is a life size cardboard cut-out of an Invid Scout marked property of Palladium Books.

Corg: " "

Little %^&^^*^#er made his 'Prowl' roll.....

[taalismn]

Corg: "You've got it all wrong! I wasn't trading Protoculture porn! It was the other way around!...uh..(suddenly he realizes what he's implying...), Let me rephrase that last statement..."
The female Invid look at him. "... ..."
Sera: "Well, that DOES explain the extra openings in the women's locker room in Reflex Point..."
Ariel: "You got a locker room?"
Sera: "Had to install new facilities after the Regis started evolving more of us. Though the details of everything associated had to wait until Lancer explained things to me..."
Ariel: "So...Corg.."
Corg: (seeing a few misconstrued details balloon into a massive misunderstanding)"...uh..."
Ariel: "I'm sure we're missing something here. A misunderstanding somewhere..."
Corg: (grasping at straws) "YEAH!"
Sera: "Possibly."
Regis: "Let's kill him anyway."
Corg: "HEY! WHAT?!"
Sera: "RIGHT!"(cracks knuckles)
Ariel: "I'll go along with that."
Corg: "Wait a minute, aren't you a PACIFIST?!"
Ariel: "You tried to kill me and my friends, remember?"
Corg: "...i do, fondly, but I thought you'd forgotten...."
Sera: "Hold still, this will take a while."
Regis: "So many forms I can devolve you into, so many experiemnts in pain to perform-"
Corg: "I'm getting paid time and a half for this gag, aren't I? Aren't I?"

[SRoss]

Meanwhile Outside:

Invid Scout: (Telepathically) "Well they're all after Corg, so that worked out well for me. However, I should lay low awhile, just in case. Hey! I'm an Invid! I'll just burry myself!"

The Scout starts to dig.

Invid Trooper: (Telepathically) "HEY! Find your own hole! This one's mine!"

[SRoss]

Corg: "You've got it all wrong! I wasn't trading Protoculture porn! It was the other way around!...uh..(suddenly he realizes what he's implying...), Let me rephrase that last statement..."
The female Invid look at him. "... ..."
Sera: "Well, that DOES explain the extra openings in the women's locker room in Reflex Point..."
Ariel: "You got a locker room?"
Sera: "Had to install new facilities after the Regis started evolving more of us. Though the details of everything associated had to wait until Lancer explained things to me..."
Ariel: "So...Corg.."
Corg: (seeing a few misconstrued details balloon into a massive misunderstanding)"...uh..."
Ariel: "I'm sure we're missing something here. A misunderstanding somewhere..."
Corg: (grasping at straws) "YEAH!"
Sera: "Possibly."
Regis: "Let's kill him anyway."
Corg: "HEY! WHAT?!"
Sera: "RIGHT!"(cracks knuckles)
Ariel: "I'll go along with that."
Corg: "Wait a minute, aren't you a PACIFIST?!"
Ariel: "You tried to kill me and my friends, remember?"
Corg: "...i do, fondly, but I thought you'd forgotten...."
Sera: "Hold still, this will take a while."
Regis: "So many forms I can devolve you into, so many experiemnts in pain to perform-"
Corg: "I'm getting paid time and a half for this gag, aren't I? Aren't I?"

Kevin: "Yeah, about that, you didn't sign the new contract yet, did you? Oh and then there is the issue of your NDA..."

[taalismn]

(Corg's imminent pancaking is suspended)
Corg: "What's this in the fine print? I can be 'severely penalized' for breaking the Fourth Wall? Whattya mean?"
Kevin: "Only authorized characters are allowed to make asides to the reader audience. You're not one of them. You pay the consequences."
Corg: "You mean- Oh %^%, I'm going to stuck in a Smurf suit, aren't I? And forced to do kiddy-theater?"
Kevin: "No, because we don't own Smurfs. Though something similar -IS- an idea. An RPG where we don't have to print disclaimers in the front pages. No, for this we cut the painkiller allowance for your medical plan."
Corg: "Oh great...I'm going to actually FEEL this, ain't I?"
(Corg's imminent pancaking is resumed)

[Alpha 11]

Corg: "You've got it all wrong! I wasn't trading Protoculture porn! It was the other way around!...uh..(suddenly he realizes what he's implying...), Let me rephrase that last statement..."
The female Invid look at him. "... ..."
Sera: "Well, that DOES explain the extra openings in the women's locker room in Reflex Point..."
Ariel: "You got a locker room?"
Sera: "Had to install new facilities after the Regis started evolving more of us. Though the details of everything associated had to wait until Lancer explained things to me..."
Ariel: "So...Corg.."
Corg: (seeing a few misconstrued details balloon into a massive misunderstanding)"...uh..."
Ariel: "I'm sure we're missing something here. A misunderstanding somewhere..."
Corg: (grasping at straws) "YEAH!"
Sera: "Possibly."
Regis: "Let's kill him anyway."
Corg: "HEY! WHAT?!"
Sera: "RIGHT!"(cracks knuckles)
Ariel: "I'll go along with that."
Corg: "Wait a minute, aren't you a PACIFIST?!"
Ariel: "You tried to kill me and my friends, remember?"
Corg: "...i do, fondly, but I thought you'd forgotten...."
Sera: "Hold still, this will take a while."
Regis: "So many forms I can devolve you into, so many experiemnts in pain to perform-"
Corg: "I'm getting paid time and a half for this gag, aren't I? Aren't I?"

Meanwhile Outside:

Invid Scout: (Telepathically) "Well they're all after Corg, so that worked out well for me. However, I should lay low awhile, just in case. Hey! I'm an Invid! I'll just burry myself!"

The Scout starts to dig.

Invid Trooper: (Telepathically) "HEY! Find your own hole! This one's mine!"

Corg: "You've got it all wrong! I wasn't trading Protoculture porn! It was the other way around!...uh..(suddenly he realizes what he's implying...), Let me rephrase that last statement..."
The female Invid look at him. "... ..."
Sera: "Well, that DOES explain the extra openings in the women's locker room in Reflex Point..."
Ariel: "You got a locker room?"
Sera: "Had to install new facilities after the Regis started evolving more of us. Though the details of everything associated had to wait until Lancer explained things to me..."
Ariel: "So...Corg.."
Corg: (seeing a few misconstrued details balloon into a massive misunderstanding)"...uh..."
Ariel: "I'm sure we're missing something here. A misunderstanding somewhere..."
Corg: (grasping at straws) "YEAH!"
Sera: "Possibly."
Regis: "Let's kill him anyway."
Corg: "HEY! WHAT?!"
Sera: "RIGHT!"(cracks knuckles)
Ariel: "I'll go along with that."
Corg: "Wait a minute, aren't you a PACIFIST?!"
Ariel: "You tried to kill me and my friends, remember?"
Corg: "...i do, fondly, but I thought you'd forgotten...."
Sera: "Hold still, this will take a while."
Regis: "So many forms I can devolve you into, so many experiemnts in pain to perform-"
Corg: "I'm getting paid time and a half for this gag, aren't I? Aren't I?"

Kevin: "Yeah, about that, you didn't sign the new contract yet, did you? Oh and then there is the issue of your NDA..."

Is this OUR Kevin?

(Corg's imminent pancaking is suspended)
Corg: "What's this in the fine print? I can be 'severely penalized' for breaking the Fourth Wall? Whattya mean?"
Kevin: "Only authorized characters are allowed to make asides to the reader audience. You're not one of them. You pay the consequences."
Corg: "You mean- Oh %^%, I'm going to stuck in a Smurf suit, aren't I? And forced to do kiddy-theater?"
Kevin: "No, because we don't own Smurfs. Though something similar -IS- an idea. An RPG where we don't have to print disclaimers in the front pages. No, for this we cut the painkiller allowance for your medical plan."
Corg: "Oh great...I'm going to actually FEEL this, ain't I?"
(Corg's imminent pancaking is resumed)

[Arnie100]

(Corg's imminent pancaking is suspended)
Corg: "What's this in the fine print? I can be 'severely penalized' for breaking the Fourth Wall? Whattya mean?"
Kevin: "Only authorized characters are allowed to make asides to the reader audience. You're not one of them. You pay the consequences."
Corg: "You mean- Oh %^%, I'm going to stuck in a Smurf suit, aren't I? And forced to do kiddy-theater?"
Kevin: "No, because we don't own Smurfs. Though something similar -IS- an idea. An RPG where we don't have to print disclaimers in the front pages. No, for this we cut the painkiller allowance for your medical plan."
Corg: "Oh great...I'm going to actually FEEL this, ain't I?"
(Corg's imminent pancaking is resumed)

Corg: "Look; sisters, can't we work something out? I mean, we're all one big happy family...right?"
Ariel: "Hhhhmmm...(Picks up a costume covered with white fur and long ears)"
Corg: "Oh, no...PLEASE..."
Ariel: (Picks up a cell-phone and starts punching in numbers)
COrg: "On a second thought...maybe I'll just take the pancaking..."

[taalismn]

"Hello! I'm Commander Daryl Taylor! Which on eof you is Corg?"
Noticing that he's the only person in the crowd who notices the newcomer in white CVT-3 armor, Corg indicates himself.
Corg: "That would be me. But aren't you supposed to be dead?"
Taylor: "I AM dead. I'm here for your near-death experience, kinda your Virgil, but I decided to come a little early. You don't mind if I wait around do you? Until it's time? Maybe kick off a little early? I got a golf tee-off with Anakin Skywalker."
Corg: "...oh great...I don't even get respect when I'm dead!..."
Taylor: "HALF-dead. And would you rather have Alex Romero?"

Haydonite: "A STRAY shot?! I got terminated by a STRAY shot?!"
Alex: "Well, Satori was really aiming at that damned pigeon...."
Haydonite: "IT's NOT FAIR!"
Alex: "Tell me about it. I got iced by a bad ejection seat connection. Oh yeah, and the Haydonite-sabotaged synchro-cannon also had something to do with it. Lemme tell you, I see one of those guys this side of the veil, I'm going to really smack the little bastard around..."
Haydonite: "...um....."

[SRoss]

"Hello! I'm Commander Daryl Taylor! Which on eof you is Corg?"
Noticing that he's the only person in the crowd who notices the newcomer in white CVT-3 armor, Corg indicates himself.
Corg: "That would be me. But aren't you supposed to be dead?"
Taylor: "I AM dead. I'm here for your near-death experience, kinda your Virgil, but I decided to come a little early. You don't mind if I wait around do you? Until it's time? Maybe kick off a little early? I got a golf tee-off with Anakin Skywalker."
Corg: "...oh great...I don't even get respect when I'm dead!..."
Taylor: "HALF-dead. And would you rather have Alex Romero?"

Haydonite: "A STRAY shot?! I got terminated by a STRAY shot?!"
Alex: "Well, Satori was really aiming at that damned pigeon...."
Haydonite: "IT's NOT FAIR!"
Alex: "Tell me about it. I got iced by a bad ejection seat connection. Oh yeah, and the Haydonite-sabotaged synchro-cannon also had something to do with it. Lemme tell you, I see one of those guys this side of the veil, I'm going to really smack the little bastard around..."
Haydonite: "...um....."

Alex: "So who are you anyway?"

Haydonite: "...Um... my name is Corg, ...um... Prince of the Invid."

[Alpha 11]

(Corg's imminent pancaking is suspended)
Corg: "What's this in the fine print? I can be 'severely penalized' for breaking the Fourth Wall? Whattya mean?"
Kevin: "Only authorized characters are allowed to make asides to the reader audience. You're not one of them. You pay the consequences."
Corg: "You mean- Oh %^%, I'm going to stuck in a Smurf suit, aren't I? And forced to do kiddy-theater?"
Kevin: "No, because we don't own Smurfs. Though something similar -IS- an idea. An RPG where we don't have to print disclaimers in the front pages. No, for this we cut the painkiller allowance for your medical plan."
Corg: "Oh great...I'm going to actually FEEL this, ain't I?"
(Corg's imminent pancaking is resumed)

Corg: "Look; sisters, can't we work something out? I mean, we're all one big happy family...right?"
Ariel: "Hhhhmmm...(Picks up a costume covered with white fur and long ears)"
Corg: "Oh, no...PLEASE..."
Ariel: (Picks up a cell-phone and starts punching in numbers)
COrg: "On a second thought...maybe I'll just take the pancaking..."

Ya, it will be less painful in the long run and it will be over a LOT quicker.

"Hello! I'm Commander Daryl Taylor! Which on eof you is Corg?"
Noticing that he's the only person in the crowd who notices the newcomer in white CVT-3 armor, Corg indicates himself.
Corg: "That would be me. But aren't you supposed to be dead?"
Taylor: "I AM dead. I'm here for your near-death experience, kinda your Virgil, but I decided to come a little early. You don't mind if I wait around do you? Until it's time? Maybe kick off a little early? I got a golf tee-off with Anakin Skywalker."
Corg: "...oh great...I don't even get respect when I'm dead!..."
Taylor: "HALF-dead. And would you rather have Alex Romero?"

Haydonite: "A STRAY shot?! I got terminated by a STRAY shot?!"
Alex: "Well, Satori was really aiming at that damned pigeon...."
Haydonite: "IT's NOT FAIR!"
Alex: "Tell me about it. I got iced by a bad ejection seat connection. Oh yeah, and the Haydonite-sabotaged synchro-cannon also had something to do with it. Lemme tell you, I see one of those guys this side of the veil, I'm going to really smack the little bastard around..."
Haydonite: "...um....."

"Hello! I'm Commander Daryl Taylor! Which on eof you is Corg?"
Noticing that he's the only person in the crowd who notices the newcomer in white CVT-3 armor, Corg indicates himself.
Corg: "That would be me. But aren't you supposed to be dead?"
Taylor: "I AM dead. I'm here for your near-death experience, kinda your Virgil, but I decided to come a little early. You don't mind if I wait around do you? Until it's time? Maybe kick off a little early? I got a golf tee-off with Anakin Skywalker."
Corg: "...oh great...I don't even get respect when I'm dead!..."
Taylor: "HALF-dead. And would you rather have Alex Romero?"

Haydonite: "A STRAY shot?! I got terminated by a STRAY shot?!"
Alex: "Well, Satori was really aiming at that damned pigeon...."
Haydonite: "IT's NOT FAIR!"
Alex: "Tell me about it. I got iced by a bad ejection seat connection. Oh yeah, and the Haydonite-sabotaged synchro-cannon also had something to do with it. Lemme tell you, I see one of those guys this side of the veil, I'm going to really smack the little bastard around..."
Haydonite: "...um....."

Alex: "So who are you anyway?"

Haydonite: "...Um... my name is Corg, ...um... Prince of the Invid."

[taalismn]

Alex: "So who are you anyway?"

Haydonite: "...Um... my name is Corg, ...um... Prince of the Invid."

Alex: "What's with the robe?"
Haydonite:(sweatdropping) "I'm thinking of joining a monastery. Get away from people."

(Meanwhile)
Corg: "I REALLY want to get away from these people! Maybe a nice monastery?"

[SRoss]

Alex: "So who are you anyway?"

Haydonite: "...Um... my name is Corg, ...um... Prince of the Invid."

Alex: "What's with the robe?"
Haydonite:(sweatdropping) "I'm thinking of joining a monastery. Get away from people."

(Meanwhile)
Corg: "I REALLY want to get away from these people! Maybe a nice monastery?"

Sometime later, the Haydonite and Corg (in a full body cast) arrive at a Flagellant monastery...

Abbot: "Um... Which one of you is Corg, Prince of the Invid?"

Both Corg and the Haydonite indicate they are him.

Abbot: "Both of huh... That's ok, we've received special instructions regarding you." (Reading) "Dear Abbot, this is our son and brother, Corg. He has MUCH to atone for and thus has been sent to you. We trust you'll spare no effort in his correction and redemption. Signed The Regis, Queen of the Invid, and her daughters" (the name list goes down and across the courtyard)

Several muscular monks dressed like something out of a BDSM nightmare arrive.

Corg & the Haydonite: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"

Tommy Yune: "By the way Corg... Because of you, we have to name ALL those Princesses... SO WE'RE CUTTING YOUR PAINKILLER ALLOWANCE COMPLETELY!!! Grumble...grumble...grumble..."

[taalismn]

Corg:(Out on the street in robes)"Hah! Good thing I grabbed this disguise! Now I can slip away and find sanctuary at last!"
Vince Grant: "Well, look, Scott, seems we missed one!"
Corg: "What? One what? What are you talking about, micro-"
Vince: "Eat GAUSS, HAYDONITE!!!"
Corg: (suddenly realizing what his 'disguise' is, and that apparently the human can't see his arms and legs in the dark) "Oh spit-It just ain't fair!"
####KA-POW###

[Alpha 11]

Alex: "So who are you anyway?"

Haydonite: "...Um... my name is Corg, ...um... Prince of the Invid."

Alex: "What's with the robe?"
Haydonite:(sweatdropping) "I'm thinking of joining a monastery. Get away from people."

(Meanwhile)
Corg: "I REALLY want to get away from these people! Maybe a nice monastery?"

Alex: "So who are you anyway?"

Haydonite: "...Um... my name is Corg, ...um... Prince of the Invid."

Alex: "What's with the robe?"
Haydonite:(sweatdropping) "I'm thinking of joining a monastery. Get away from people."

(Meanwhile)
Corg: "I REALLY want to get away from these people! Maybe a nice monastery?"

Sometime later, the Haydonite and Corg (in a full body cast) arrive at a Flagellant monastery...

Abbot: "Um... Which one of you is Corg, Prince of the Invid?"

Both Corg and the Haydonite indicate they are him.

Abbot: "Both of huh... That's ok, we've received special instructions regarding you." (Reading) "Dear Abbot, this is our son and brother, Corg. He has MUCH to atone for and thus has been sent to you. We trust you'll spare no effort in his correction and redemption. Signed The Regis, Queen of the Invid, and her daughters" (the name list goes down and across the courtyard)

Several muscular monks dressed like something out of a BDSM nightmare arrive.

Corg & the Haydonite: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"

Tommy Yune: "By the way Corg... Because of you, we have to name ALL those Princesses... SO WE'RE CUTTING YOUR PAINKILLER ALLOWANCE COMPLETELY!!! Grumble...grumble...grumble..."

Corg:(Out on the street in robes)"Hah! Good thing I grabbed this disguise! Now I can slip away and find sanctuary at last!"
Vince Grant: "Well, look, Scott, seems we missed one!"
Corg: "What? One what? What are you talking about, micro-"
Vince: "Eat GAUSS, HAYDONITE!!!"
Corg: (suddenly realizing what his 'disguise' is, and that apparently the human can't see his arms and legs in the dark) "Oh spit-It just ain't fair!"
####KA-POW###

[SRoss]

Kevin in his bright red VF delivers gift to the various good little Robotech cast members. Even Minmei who's still bound and gagged in her catgirl get up and locked in Corg's closet.

Khyron: "Do you micronians think I'd be intimidated by a lump of coal?"

###BBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!###

A chunk of coal the size of a skyscraper drops on him from orbit.

[Arnie100]

(Corg finally reaches his quarters at Reflex Point)

Corg: "Safe at LAST!! (Putting on a nice, warm set of clothes found on the bed) What's this? (Noticing the large wrapped box on the bed)
Annie: (As she jumps out of the box) "Merry Christmas, Mr. Snuggles! I'm gonna..."
Corg: "NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! (Realizing with horror what the 'warm clothes' finally are) IT'S NOT FAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRR!!!!

(Watching around the corner)
Sera: "This human holiday is most gratifying!"
Ariel: "Yes, it is!"

[taalismn]

Kyle: (Unwrapping presents) "What's this? ANOTHER first aid kit? Why'd everybody get me a first aid kit for the holidays?"

Haydonite: (Unwrapping present) "Oh! A free backup drive! Wow!"

Minmei: "Another gift certificate for singing lessons? What the-?"

Ben Dixon: "Fireproof aftershave?"

Scott Bernard: "The Robotech Sutra: Transforming Your Love Life?"

[SRoss]

Daryl Taylor: (Unwrapping present) "A DVD of Ghost?"

J.A.N.I.C.E.: "Being User Friendly, by Steve Jobs..."

Dana Stirling: "Valium!?!"

Sera: "The Illustrated Manual of Kinbaku-bi?"

Lancer: "A gift certificate for physiotherapy?"

Annie: "Oh Boy!!! The Little Monster Pet Grooming Kit!!!"

Corg: "Thank the Protoculture! A Hari Kari knife! WHAT!!! THIS IS RUBBER!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Kevin in his bright red VF delivers gift to the various good little Robotech cast members. Even Minmei who's still bound and gagged in her catgirl get up and locked in Corg's closet.

Khyron: "Do you micronians think I'd be intimidated by a lump of coal?"

###BBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!###

A chunk of coal the size of a skyscraper drops on him from orbit.

I was just wanderig when the Christmas theme would come into play.

(Corg finally reaches his quarters at Reflex Point)

Corg: "Safe at LAST!! (Putting on a nice, warm set of clothes found on the bed) What's this? (Noticing the large wrapped box on the bed)
Annie: (As she jumps out of the box) "Merry Christmas, Mr. Snuggles! I'm gonna..."
Corg: "NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! (Realizing with horror what the 'warm clothes' finally are) IT'S NOT FAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRR!!!!

(Watching around the corner)
Sera: "This human holiday is most gratifying!"
Ariel: "Yes, it is!"

Kyle: (Unwrapping presents) "What's this? ANOTHER first aid kit? Why'd everybody get me a first aid kit for the holidays?"

Haydonite: (Unwrapping present) "Oh! A free backup drive! Wow!"

Minmei: "Another gift certificate for singing lessons? What the-?"

Ben Dixon: "Fireproof aftershave?"

Scott Bernard: "The Robotech Sutra: Transforming Your Love Life?"

Though for Minnei, shouldn't it be a How to find the right Boyfriend for Dummies?

Daryl Taylor: (Unwrapping present) "A DVD of Ghost?"

J.A.N.I.C.E.: "Being User Friendly, by Steve Jobs..."

Dana Stirling: "Valium!?!"

Sera: "The Illustrated Manual of Kinbaku-bi?"

Lancer: "A gift certificate for physiotherapy?"

Annie: "Oh Boy!!! The Little Monster Pet Grooming Kit!!!"

Corg: "Thank the Protoculture! A Hari Kari knife! WHAT!!! THIS IS RUBBER!!!"

[taalismn]

Roy Fokker: "Hmmmm....body armor plate inserts for a flightsuit?"

Nova Satori: "Not ANOTHER pair of fuzzy handcuffs!"

Captain Gloval: "Ah....it's a bottle...and it's green...."

BreetaiL "Kazianna! What are you doing in a box...dressed...only,..in...a...ribbon....?"

Emil Lang: "Ah, a copy of Modern Starship Repair Basics by M. Scott?"

Regis: "A gift membership in Hair Club for Women?"

T.R. Edwards: "Yep....another bom-"

[Alpha 11]

Roy Fokker: "Hmmmm....body armor plate inserts for a flightsuit?"

Nova Satori: "Not ANOTHER pair of fuzzy handcuffs!"

Captain Gloval: "Ah....it's a bottle...and it's green...."

BreetaiL "Kazianna! What are you doing in a box...dressed...only,..in...a...ribbon....?"

Emil Lang: "Ah, a copy of Modern Starship Repair Basics by M. Scott?"

Regis: "A gift membership in Hair Club for Women?"

T.R. Edwards: "Yep....another bom-"

[SRoss]

Invid Scout: (Telepathically) "A case of Tenticle Grape[sup]TM[/sup]soda?"

[SRoss]

Sera: "Where is Corg? I do not hear his screaming."

Ariel: "You know how we can turn to energy to travel great distances?"

Sera: "Yes."

Ariel: "Well, you remember that computer game I gave Annie?"

Sera: "Yes."

Ariel: "Weeeeelllll."

Meanwhile in Gensōkyō, Reimu Hakurei and the others stood and stared at the strange chreature that appeared in their midst...

Corg: (Still in the bunny suit) "No, no, no!!! Not more innocent looking little girls who are really monsters!!!"

[taalismn]

At this point Corg's going to wish he'd been translated into a straightforwardly violent game of 'Pong'.

[SRoss]

Corg: "At last! This Call of Duty[sup]TM[/sup] game is more my style."

Navy Seal: (Running like mad) "Run man, ya gotta get outa here!!!"

Corg: "What the deuce!?!"

Navy Seal: "It's the Hello Kitty Commando!!! SHE'LL KILL US ALL!!!" (Runs off screaming)

A shadow passes over Corg.

Corg: (Looking up in fear) " "

Annie: (At the console) "I love these new cheat codes..."

[Arnie100]

Corg: "At last! This Call of Duty[sup]TM[/sup] game is more my style."

Navy Seal: (Running like mad) "Run man, ya gotta get outa here!!!"

Corg: "What the deuce!?!"

Navy Seal: "It's the Hello Kitty Commando!!! SHE'LL KILL US ALL!!!" (Runs off screaming)

A shadow passes over Corg.

Corg: (Looking up in fear) " "

Annie: (At the console) "I love these new cheat codes..."

Annie: "Especially the infinite ammo and health codes!"
Corg: "It's just not fair..."
Ariel: "Thanks, Annie!"
Corg: "Not you, too!"
Ariel: "Be happy Mom doesn't play!"
Corg: "Why?"
Ariel: "She doesn't need any codes..."

[Alpha 11]

Invid Scout: (Telepathically) "A case of Tenticle Grape[sup]TM[/sup]soda?"

Sera: "Where is Corg? I do not hear his screaming."

Ariel: "You know how we can turn to energy to travel great distances?"

Sera: "Yes."

Ariel: "Well, you remember that computer game I gave Annie?"

Sera: "Yes."

Ariel: "Weeeeelllll."

Meanwhile in Gensōkyō, Reimu Hakurei and the others stood and stared at the strange chreature that appeared in their midst...

Corg: (Still in the bunny suit) "No, no, no!!! Not more innocent looking little girls who are really monsters!!!"

At this point Corg's going to wish he'd been translated into a straightforwardly violent game of 'Pong'.

[Alpha 11]

Corg: "At last! This Call of Duty[sup]TM[/sup] game is more my style."

Navy Seal: (Running like mad) "Run man, ya gotta get outa here!!!"

Corg: "What the deuce!?!"

Navy Seal: "It's the Hello Kitty Commando!!! SHE'LL KILL US ALL!!!" (Runs off screaming)

A shadow passes over Corg.

Corg: (Looking up in fear) " "

Annie: (At the console) "I love these new cheat codes..."

[Alpha 11]

Corg: "At last! This Call of Duty[sup]TM[/sup] game is more my style."

Navy Seal: (Running like mad) "Run man, ya gotta get outa here!!!"

Corg: "What the deuce!?!"

Navy Seal: "It's the Hello Kitty Commando!!! SHE'LL KILL US ALL!!!" (Runs off screaming)

A shadow passes over Corg.

Corg: (Looking up in fear) " "

Annie: (At the console) "I love these new cheat codes..."

Annie: "Especially the infinite ammo and health codes!"
Corg: "It's just not fair..."
Ariel: "Thanks, Annie!"
Corg: "Not you, too!"
Ariel: "Be happy Mom doesn't play!"
Corg: "Why?"
Ariel: "She doesn't need any codes..."

[taalismn]

Marcus Rush is walking past the arcade when he hears the youthful cackling from inside.
He shakes his head as he walks on.
"Video games these days...they're rotting kids' brains..."

[Alpha 11]

Marcus Rush is walking past the arcade when he hears the youthful cackling from inside.
He shakes his head as he walks on.
"Video games these days...they're rotting kids' brains..."

[taalismn]

Ten Signs You're Living Near a Genesis Pit:

-A mosquito just ate your bug zapper

-The water from the facets glows green

-You have to get your kids new wardrobes every month tailored for the extra appendages

-The neighbors keep coming over for a spare cup of Protoculture

-Your grass just went carnivorous

-Your spouse just ate the kids

-You keep a copy of 'Sibly's New Guide to Dinosaurs' near the living room windows

-You're the only modern hominid on your street

-Your basement looks like Jurassic Park

-You use a truck scale to weigh your pet chihuahua

[SRoss]

-You think Primeval is a comedy.

[taalismn]

-You stock your birdfeeder with cattle carcasses.

-Your idea of a can of 'Raid' is a napalm-fed flamethrower.

-You get a 'claw mark' discount for repainting your Alpha Fighter, Cyclone, or destroid

-You fall through a pothole on your street into a different evolutionary era.

-You can't remember in the morning where you picked up that third eye in your forehead.

[SRoss]

- The voices in your head are really there this time.

- Like Steven Hart, or that guy in Jurassic Park, you can ID your dino types by teasting their poo.

- Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!!! (We've already got their important parts incorperated into our bodies.)

[taalismn]

-After your tenth mailman went MIA, the post office asks you to come down to the main office to pick up your mail from now on.

-The local cockroaches send you a nicely worded letter of protest about your tastes in beer, but you're still not getting your refrigerator back...

[Arnie100]

- Your kids are telling their teacher "A dinosaur ate our homework! No, really!"

- You need a dump truck to feed your new hybrid chihuaha (who knows what the other part is and you don't wanna know).

- Your neighbors swear they say a velociraptor in their backyard.

- Your child is riding her "new best friend" who just happens to terrify all the other children.

-Your child brings a dinosaur to school for show and tell. Next day class is cancelled due to missing school staff.

[taalismn]

-Some people have tans. You bioluminesce.

-When you describe your daughter's new boyfriend as a evolutionary throwback, it's not an insult, it's a fact.

-Your local animal control officer is waiting for a Liberation Fleet to arrive before tackling your hornet problem.