Robotech Blooper Reels

[Arnie100]

Plus everyone knows its Dana due to her distinctive armor
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[Kargan3033]

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I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler

I dunno...having a fully armored Dana sitting across the table from the arguing parties, pointing a rifle at them, with a beer bottle from which she's taking swigs, and making it entirely clear that she's having a BAD day and won't take $#!+ from any idiots might result in a rather less heated and more polite counseling session...

Good point but if she has a bottle of wiskey then I think it'll be a *short* session for the unlucky couple

[Kargan3033]

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I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler

I dunno...having a fully armored Dana sitting across the table from the arguing parties, pointing a rifle at them, with a beer bottle from which she's taking swigs, and making it entirely clear that she's having a BAD day and won't take $#!+ from any idiots might result in a rather less heated and more polite counseling session...

She Tried that before, remember? Minmei shot her in the face.

Damn I missed that one

I'd hate to see what Dana did in revenge.

[taalismn]

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I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler

I dunno...having a fully armored Dana sitting across the table from the arguing parties, pointing a rifle at them, with a beer bottle from which she's taking swigs, and making it entirely clear that she's having a BAD day and won't take $#!+ from any idiots might result in a rather less heated and more polite counseling session...

She Tried that before, remember? Minmei shot her in the face.

Damn I missed that one

I'd hate to see what Dana did in revenge.

Mimmei: "...okay, I don't know HOW she managed to get an ASTEROID aimed at the stage during my concert but that girl is definitely having a bad time of the month...."

[Kargan3033]

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I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler

I dunno...having a fully armored Dana sitting across the table from the arguing parties, pointing a rifle at them, with a beer bottle from which she's taking swigs, and making it entirely clear that she's having a BAD day and won't take $#!+ from any idiots might result in a rather less heated and more polite counseling session...

She Tried that before, remember? Minmei shot her in the face.

Damn I missed that one

I'd hate to see what Dana did in revenge.

Mimmei: "...okay, I don't know HOW she managed to get an ASTEROID aimed at the stage during my concert but that girl is definitely having a bad time of the month...."

LOL I guess the CU owed Dana a major favour and she called it in, in order to pull that one off.

[Alpha 11]

It's a bright sunny summer's day as Zor and Bowie are crusing about the city while looking for something to do to relax after the recent bout of insantiy in their lives.

Bowie:" Hey Zor how about we go for a few drinks? "

Zor:" Sounds like a plan, where should why go? "

Bowie: " how about that bar across the street, never been there before. "

*Zor looks to where Bowie is pointing and sees a small but fairly respectable looking bar.*

*After crossing the busy street our two vic...urrr..ummm Brave Heros finding themselves looking at the sign about the bar that reads " Glup&Blow*

*Dispite their better sense of self reserveration they walk into the bar and see that it is clean and brightly lit*

Zor: Hey Bowie is that Dana and Musica over there? "

*Bowie looks over to the table that Zor is pointing too and sees both Dana and Musica sitting at a table that is covered with empty glasses and a deeply disturbed look on their faces*

Zor" Dana are you ok? " Zor askes as he sees Dana polish off her 37th Pan Galatic Gargale Blaster

Dana" It's so horrabile! " she says to Zor in a slight gushing of horror laced tears

*Bowie and Zor look at each other in confusion as they can not understand what has Dana and Musica so freaked out.*

Bowie: " Musica what is going on? " he asks his lady love who's eyes are spining like a demented top

Musica:" It...It.. "

Dana: " I can't beileve he's like that! " Dana shouts in a horrfied tone of voice

Zor:" Who are you talking about Dana? "

Musica" Shhheeess talkiing about LOOOUUUIEEE! "

Bowie:" What about Louie? " he askes Musica as he begins to get a creeped out feeling in the pit of his stomach.

*When no answer is forth coming both Zor and Bowie order a drink as they are trying and failing to understand what it is about Louie that has the two girlsso bent out of shape*

Dana:" And that Janice, what does she see in that four eyed pervert! "

Zor:" Well her nick name for Louie is Sparky. " he says to Dana as he take's a long pull of his drink with a cocky smirk on his face.

Zor" OH S***! my protoculture sense is tingling! " he thinks to himself as he sees Dana giving him a drunken, sultry and deciedly preadatory look.

Bowie:" Run Forest, run the f*** away dumb ass! " he thinks to himself as he sees Musica giving him " The Look. "

*Zor and Bowie gulp down their drinks as they get a sense of creeping doom racing up their spines*

Dante: (Struggling NOT to imagine the reason for the sounds he hears through the door) "Umm ... I normally wouldn't say this Sean, but I think we should join the girls at the bar."

Zor and Bowie reach the door just as Angelo and Sean are coming in leading to a four person pile up at the only entrance/exit.

Zor and Bowie reach the door just as Angelo and Sean are coming in leading to a four person pile up at the only entrance/exit.

And to make matters worse both Nova and Marie end up behind the tangle of men as a very druken Dana and Musica lurch after Zor and Bowie and so how end up draging Nova and Marie into the pile up.

*A thoughly tramatized TR.Edwards forces his way out of the vacumcleaner bag and sees a naked Janice cuddled up to a naked and slightly singed Louie*

TR.Edwards:" Gods that why I HATE NERD BOYS! " he snarls to himself as he wipes away from unidentfible goo from his cybernetic eye.

TR.Edwards:Might as well kill this Nerd Boy while I have a chance, my honor demands it! "

*Edwards takes a step towards the slightly crispy but very happy Louie when suddenly Janice reverts to her robotic from and looks at Edwards with glowing blood red eyes*

Edwards:OH SH......

" Hello you have reached the GMP dispacth office can I help you? "

Nameless Extra:" I want to report a distrubance. "

GMP Dispatcher:" What kind of distrubance Sir? "

Nameless Extra" Well it sounded like high power energy weapons fire ad girlish screaming, could you send an officer, I'm scared witless."

GMP Dispatcher:" Very well we'll send a patorl unit out to your house. "

Nameless Extra:" Do you need my adress? "

GMP Dispatcher:" No Sir we KNOW where you live. "

Later, at the Monument City ER:
Louie: "-and that, Doctor, is when I realized two things; the first being that emergency shut-offs should be within easy flailing distance of moving parts on power appliances, because being sucked through a two inch diameter vacuum hose assembly is NOT fun..."
Doctor: "Neither was re-assembling your skeleton from what amounted to blood-colored jello..."
Louie: "For which I thank you and the modern drug industry. The painkillers are WONDERFUL. Now the second great revelation I had during my near-jello, ah near-DEATH experience is that my idiot friends couldn't tell the difference between throes of passion and writhing agony...Though, in Dana's case, this is completely understandable...."

[Alpha 11]

Later, at the Monument City ER:
Louie: "-and that, Doctor, is when I realized two things; the first being that emergency shut-offs should be within easy flailing distance of moving parts on power appliances, because being sucked through a two inch diameter vacuum hose assembly is NOT fun..."
Doctor: "Neither was re-assembling your skeleton from what amounted to blood-colored jello..."
Louie: "For which I thank you and the modern drug industry. The painkillers are WONDERFUL. Now the second great revelation I had during my near-jello, ah near-DEATH experience is that my idiot friends couldn't tell the difference between throes of passion and writhing agony...Though, in Dana's case, this is completely understandable...."

Dare I ask what you mean by what you said in the bolded text?

No.

Khyron: (AKA Nameless Extra hanging up phone) "How did they know it was me?"
Grel: "Maybe because of your girly screaming, Sir?"
Khyron: "I hate you..."
Grel: "You hate everyone, Sir. That doesn't bother me, anymore. I'm going to the bar, Sir."

Later, at the Monument City ER:
Louie: "-and that, Doctor, is when I realized two things; the first being that emergency shut-offs should be within easy flailing distance of moving parts on power appliances, because being sucked through a two inch diameter vacuum hose assembly is NOT fun..."
Doctor: "Neither was re-assembling your skeleton from what amounted to blood-colored jello..."
Louie: "For which I thank you and the modern drug industry. The painkillers are WONDERFUL. Now the second great revelation I had during my near-jello, ah near-DEATH experience is that my idiot friends couldn't tell the difference between throes of passion and writhing agony...Though, in Dana's case, this is completely understandable...."

Dare I ask what you mean by what you said in the bolded text?

Given Dana's past dating history)in canon and here), one has to wonder if she perhaps has the whole pleasure/pain thing mixed up....

Ahh, thanks for the wonderful mental image(looks for some brain bleach)
I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler

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I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler

I dunno...having a fully armored Dana sitting across the table from the arguing parties, pointing a rifle at them, with a beer bottle from which she's taking swigs, and making it entirely clear that she's having a BAD day and won't take $#!+ from any idiots might result in a rather less heated and more polite counseling session...

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I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler

I dunno...having a fully armored Dana sitting across the table from the arguing parties, pointing a rifle at them, with a beer bottle from which she's taking swigs, and making it entirely clear that she's having a BAD day and won't take $#!+ from any idiots might result in a rather less heated and more polite counseling session...

She Tried that before, remember? Minmei shot her in the face.

That's why she wears the facemask and uses a beer straw. And has bigger guns(she'd be using claymore directional mines set up on the table facing the couple, but that was becoming expensive to replace the furniture and redo the wall...).

[Alpha 11]

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I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler

I dunno...having a fully armored Dana sitting across the table from the arguing parties, pointing a rifle at them, with a beer bottle from which she's taking swigs, and making it entirely clear that she's having a BAD day and won't take $#!+ from any idiots might result in a rather less heated and more polite counseling session...

She Tried that before, remember? Minmei shot her in the face.

Damn I missed that one

I'd hate to see what Dana did in revenge.

Mimmei: "...okay, I don't know HOW she managed to get an ASTEROID aimed at the stage during my concert but that girl is definitely having a bad time of the month...."

[SRoss]

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I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler

I dunno...having a fully armored Dana sitting across the table from the arguing parties, pointing a rifle at them, with a beer bottle from which she's taking swigs, and making it entirely clear that she's having a BAD day and won't take $#!+ from any idiots might result in a rather less heated and more polite counseling session...

She Tried that before, remember? Minmei shot her in the face.

Damn I missed that one

I'd hate to see what Dana did in revenge.

Well, HERE is the first instance.

Then the LEAD UP to the SECOND...

[Kargan3033]

Nova who through no fault is ordered to do a complete securty check on every member of all fifteen branches of ASC for her part in the hligh scadulouse incadent at the Glup&Blow bar, which was classfied Omega Black securty level by the GMP.

Nova: " Damn that Dana and her druken antics! " Nova mutters to herself as she comes across a bit of fragmented data in the Cosmic Unit's securty data systems.

Nova:" Crap this it's going to take hours to recover this data. " she grouses as she set the GMP's computer's data recovery program to try and recover the fragmented data in the CU's secruty mainframe.

Many hours later and a great many pots of coffee a throughly wired Nova sees that the recover on the data fragment is complet.

Nova:" Knowning my luck it's some of the CU's Zero-G porn. " she mutters as the right side of her face starts to twitch as she starts playing the recovered video.

*Nova watches as the video spins up to saw a stage with a slightly familuer looking young man dressed in ATAC armor that is surouded by the members of the CU.*

Nova: " Wait a damn minute! " she gasps in surpise as she recognizes the young man in the ATAC armor as one Privet Willie Screwemall who had disapered after the the yearly ASC chairty comady tour three years ago.

*Dispite her better judgement she picks up a half empty mug of tepid coffee and takes a long drink as the video plays on.*

Privet Willie: " Thank you thank, you are to kind. " the nervouse young recurt says as he feels beads of sweat starting to form on his brow as he sees that hard faces of the members of the Cosmic Unit who have a netorouse reputation for being humorless hard asses.

Privet Willie: " If people get hemroids what does the CU get when they sit on something cold for a long time? "

*There is nothing but still silence from the 1,000+ members of the CU*

Privet Willie:" Well eh..um they get Asteroids!..eh heh..."

Nameless CU Trooper 1: " Do we space this little p*** ant now or later? "

Nameless CU Trooper 2:" No I have a better idea, we throw this ground pounder puke in a vac suit with limited air and then put him in a decaying orbit and see if he chokes or burns. "

Nameless CU Trooper 3:" I got fifty creds on him choking. "

Nameless CU Trooper 4:" I'll see that and raise you seventy creds that he burns. "

Privet Willie:" OH SH.......!"

*Nova watches as the doomed ATAC trooper is dog piled by the CU troopers and then dragged off to his fate as the video ends*

[Kargan3033]

Well, HERE is the first instance.

Then the LEAD UP to the SECOND...

It would seem that the little who...I mean Miss Minmei has some deeply buried abandonment issues

Poor Tommy but that's what you get when you write in annoying character into anime, sooner or later they turn on you, much to every one else lingering regret.

[taalismn]

Well, HERE is the first instance.

Then the LEAD UP to the SECOND...

It would seem that the little who...I mean Miss Minmei has some deeply buried abandonment issues

Poor Tommy but that's what you get when you write in annoying character into anime, sooner or later they turn on you, much to every one else lingering regret.

You also don't write them having access to powerful people and facilities with lots of dangerous, deadly, things. Because when they snap...

[Arnie100]

Just ask old Splynncryth...even he's terrified of her...

[taalismn]

Just ask old Splynncryth...even he's terrified of her...

"Great Old Ones! One of her eyes is bigger than my entire HEAD!"

[Arnie100]

Just ask old Splynncryth...even he's terrified of her...

"Great Old Ones! One of her eyes is bigger than my entire HEAD!"

Splynncryth: "Then there's this other human; a mere child (shudders), but she turned me into a plush toy!"
Great Old One #1: "Yes, Splynn, that sounds fascinating..."
Splynncryth: "But it it's TRUE, I tell you!"
Great Old One #2: "Sure, it is..."

[taalismn]

Just ask old Splynncryth...even he's terrified of her...

"Great Old Ones! One of her eyes is bigger than my entire HEAD!"

Splynncryth: "Then there's this other human; a mere child (shudders), but she turned me into a plush toy!"
Great Old One #1: "Yes, Splynn, that sounds fascinating..."
Splynncryth: "But it it's TRUE, I tell you!"
Great Old One #2: "Sure, it is..."

Great Old One #1:"Where's our third?"
Great Old One #2:"Dunno...omniscience isn't one of my powers."

(Meanwhile)
Great Old One #3:#UNHAND ME AT ONCE, WRETCHED MORTAL! AND RETURN ME TO MY PROPER FORM!#
(Guess who): "Oh, how CUTE! It TALKS! Just like Corgie!"

[SRoss]

Just ask old Splynncryth...even he's terrified of her...

"Great Old Ones! One of her eyes is bigger than my entire HEAD!"

Splynncryth: "Then there's this other human; a mere child (shudders), but she turned me into a plush toy!"
Great Old One #1: "Yes, Splynn, that sounds fascinating..."
Splynncryth: "But it it's TRUE, I tell you!"
Great Old One #2: "Sure, it is..."

Great Old One #1:"Where's our third?"
Great Old One #2:"Dunno...omniscience isn't one of my powers."

(Meanwhile)
Great Old One #3:#UNHAND ME AT ONCE, WRETCHED MORTAL! AND RETURN ME TO MY PROPER FORM!#
(Guess who): "Oh, how CUTE! It TALKS! Just like Corgie!"

Annie's toybox, even Lovecraft couldn't imagine the horrors that lay within.

[taalismn]

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Annie's toybox, even Lovecraft couldn't imagine the horrors that lay within.

It's not shown in the anime, but that toybox saved the Bernard Band several times in their journey.
(Band of heavily armed thugs surrounds Bernard and Co. Even if the latter had their Cyclones and fighters, they'd still be outgunned)
Chief Thug:"Alright, hands up and give up and we MIGHT go easy on yah! Might even let some of you live!"
Geek Thug: "I got dibs on the PRETTY one!"
Rand: "You're not laying a finger on Rook!"
Rook: "..he was referring to YOU, Rand..."
Rand: "...oh..."
Chief Thug: "So, who wants to have their throat slit first?"
Scott: "Annie?"
Annie: "Yes, Scott?"
Scott: "Show them your yo-yo."
Annie: " ALRIGHT! Whheeee!!!!"
Lancer:(begins quietly reciting the Lord's Prayer)
Lunk: "Marlene, just look away with me...just look away and it will hopefully be over real soon..."
Marlene: "...what?...."
Chief Thug: "What you all talkin' about? So the brat has a yo-yo! That's supposed to make us show you mercy or somethin-oh dear ga-"

[SRoss]

[

Annie's toybox, even Lovecraft couldn't imagine the horrors that lay within.

It's not shown in the anime, but that toybox saved the Bernard Band several times in their journey.
(Band of heavily armed thugs surrounds Bernard and Co. Even if the latter had their Cyclones and fighters, they'd still be outgunned)
Chief Thug:"Alright, hands up and give up and we MIGHT go easy on yah! Might even let some of you live!"
Geek Thug: "I got dibs on the PRETTY one!"
Rand: "You're not laying a finger on Rook!"
Rook: "..he was referring to YOU, Rand..."
Rand: "...oh..."
Chief Thug: "So, who wants to have their throat slit first?"
Scott: "Annie?"
Annie: "Yes, Scott?"
Scott: "Show them your yo-yo."
Annie: " ALRIGHT! Whheeee!!!!"
Lancer:(begins quietly reciting the Lord's Prayer)
Lunk: "Marlene, just look away with me...just look away and it will hopefully be over real soon..."
Marlene: "...what?...."
Chief Thug: "What you all talkin' about? So the brat has a yo-yo! That's supposed to make us show you mercy or somethin-oh dear ga-"

When Marlene turns back around, there is no sign of the bandits, just Annie innocently playing with her yo-yo. Right next to that nondescript trunk with the malevolent green glow that always shows up near her.

[SRoss]

Inside the trunk...

Kitten Corg: "So you're?..."

Shub-Niggurath: "Sunshine Gumdrop apparently..."

Splynncryth: "Oh God! Someone please kill me!"

Kitten Khyron: "The line for that forms behind me!!!"

Rabbid Pollinator: "SNIKITY" (Tries to hand the blade over to Corg)

[taalismn]

Wilbur Whately: "Run, you fools! RUN AWAY! THERE BE HORRORS UNDREAMT BY THE ANCIENT STARS COME AMONG YOU, IN THE GUISE OF A GIRL CHILD! RUN AWAY, SAY I!"

[SRoss]

Wilbur Whately: "Run, you fools! RUN AWAY! THERE BE HORRORS UNDREAMT BY THE ANCIENT STARS COME AMONG YOU, IN THE GUISE OF A GIRL CHILD! RUN AWAY, SAY I!"

Annie: (Appearing behind Wilbur grabbing him by the scruff of the neck) "BAD MR. SQUIDDY! NO TEA FOR YOU!!!"

[taalismn]

"UGH! SHE TELEPORTS!"
"You noticed...?"

[Arnie100]

Annie: "Hey; guys, lookit what I found!" (Riding a terrified Cthulhu)
Scott: "How does she do that!?"
Lunk: "I dunno..."

(Inside Annie's toybox of infinite horrors...)
Splynncryth: "We're doomed!"
Corg Kitty: "I thought you gods were all-powerful, etc., etc..."
(...various entities screaming in terror...)

[Alpha 11]

[
I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler

I dunno...having a fully armored Dana sitting across the table from the arguing parties, pointing a rifle at them, with a beer bottle from which she's taking swigs, and making it entirely clear that she's having a BAD day and won't take $#!+ from any idiots might result in a rather less heated and more polite counseling session...

She Tried that before, remember? Minmei shot her in the face.

Damn I missed that one

I'd hate to see what Dana did in revenge.

Well, HERE is the first instance.

Then the LEAD UP to the SECOND...

Brings back good memories.

Nova who through no fault is ordered to do a complete securty check on every member of all fifteen branches of ASC for her part in the hligh scadulouse incadent at the Glup&Blow bar, which was classfied Omega Black securty level by the GMP.

Nova: " Damn that Dana and her druken antics! " Nova mutters to herself as she comes across a bit of fragmented data in the Cosmic Unit's securty data systems.

Nova:" Crap this it's going to take hours to recover this data. " she grouses as she set the GMP's computer's data recovery program to try and recover the fragmented data in the CU's secruty mainframe.

Many hours later and a great many pots of coffee a throughly wired Nova sees that the recover on the data fragment is complet.

Nova:" Knowning my luck it's some of the CU's Zero-G porn. " she mutters as the right side of her face starts to twitch as she starts playing the recovered video.

*Nova watches as the video spins up to saw a stage with a slightly familuer looking young man dressed in ATAC armor that is surouded by the members of the CU.*

Nova: " Wait a damn minute! " she gasps in surpise as she recognizes the young man in the ATAC armor as one Privet Willie Screwemall who had disapered after the the yearly ASC chairty comady tour three years ago.

*Dispite her better judgement she picks up a half empty mug of tepid coffee and takes a long drink as the video plays on.*

Privet Willie: " Thank you thank, you are to kind. " the nervouse young recurt says as he feels beads of sweat starting to form on his brow as he sees that hard faces of the members of the Cosmic Unit who have a netorouse reputation for being humorless hard asses.

Privet Willie: " If people get hemroids what does the CU get when they sit on something cold for a long time? "

*There is nothing but still silence from the 1,000+ members of the CU*

Privet Willie:" Well eh..um they get Asteroids!..eh heh..."

Nameless CU Trooper 1: " Do we space this little p*** ant now or later? "

Nameless CU Trooper 2:" No I have a better idea, we throw this ground pounder puke in a vac suit with limited air and then put him in a decaying orbit and see if he chokes or burns. "

Nameless CU Trooper 3:" I got fifty creds on him choking. "

Nameless CU Trooper 4:" I'll see that and raise you seventy creds that he burns. "

Privet Willie:" OH SH.......!"

*Nova watches as the doomed ATAC trooper is dog piled by the CU troopers and then dragged off to his fate as the video ends*

Poor guy.

Well, HERE is the first instance.

Then the LEAD UP to the SECOND...

It would seem that the little who...I mean Miss Minmei has some deeply buried abandonment issues

Poor Tommy but that's what you get when you write in annoying character into anime, sooner or later they turn on you, much to every one else lingering regret.

You konw, it isn't really Tommy's fault, if you think about it. It's really Carel's fault if you're looking who to blame. Don't get me wrong, I think Tommy deserves a little egging.

Just ask old Splynncryth...even he's terrified of her...

"Great Old Ones! One of her eyes is bigger than my entire HEAD!"

Just ask old Splynncryth...even he's terrified of her...

"Great Old Ones! One of her eyes is bigger than my entire HEAD!"

Splynncryth: "Then there's this other human; a mere child (shudders), but she turned me into a plush toy!"
Great Old One #1: "Yes, Splynn, that sounds fascinating..."
Splynncryth: "But it it's TRUE, I tell you!"
Great Old One #2: "Sure, it is..."

Annie and Old ones.

[Alpha 11]

Just ask old Splynncryth...even he's terrified of her...

"Great Old Ones! One of her eyes is bigger than my entire HEAD!"

Splynncryth: "Then there's this other human; a mere child (shudders), but she turned me into a plush toy!"
Great Old One #1: "Yes, Splynn, that sounds fascinating..."
Splynncryth: "But it it's TRUE, I tell you!"
Great Old One #2: "Sure, it is..."

Great Old One #1:"Where's our third?"
Great Old One #2:"Dunno...omniscience isn't one of my powers."

(Meanwhile)
Great Old One #3:#UNHAND ME AT ONCE, WRETCHED MORTAL! AND RETURN ME TO MY PROPER FORM!#
(Guess who): "Oh, how CUTE! It TALKS! Just like Corgie!"

Just ask old Splynncryth...even he's terrified of her...

"Great Old Ones! One of her eyes is bigger than my entire HEAD!"

Splynncryth: "Then there's this other human; a mere child (shudders), but she turned me into a plush toy!"
Great Old One #1: "Yes, Splynn, that sounds fascinating..."
Splynncryth: "But it it's TRUE, I tell you!"
Great Old One #2: "Sure, it is..."

Great Old One #1:"Where's our third?"
Great Old One #2:"Dunno...omniscience isn't one of my powers."

(Meanwhile)
Great Old One #3:#UNHAND ME AT ONCE, WRETCHED MORTAL! AND RETURN ME TO MY PROPER FORM!#
(Guess who): "Oh, how CUTE! It TALKS! Just like Corgie!"

Annie's toybox, even Lovecraft couldn't imagine the horrors that lay within.

[

Annie's toybox, even Lovecraft couldn't imagine the horrors that lay within.

It's not shown in the anime, but that toybox saved the Bernard Band several times in their journey.
(Band of heavily armed thugs surrounds Bernard and Co. Even if the latter had their Cyclones and fighters, they'd still be outgunned)
Chief Thug:"Alright, hands up and give up and we MIGHT go easy on yah! Might even let some of you live!"
Geek Thug: "I got dibs on the PRETTY one!"
Rand: "You're not laying a finger on Rook!"
Rook: "..he was referring to YOU, Rand..."
Rand: "...oh..."
Chief Thug: "So, who wants to have their throat slit first?"
Scott: "Annie?"
Annie: "Yes, Scott?"
Scott: "Show them your yo-yo."
Annie: " ALRIGHT! Whheeee!!!!"
Lancer:(begins quietly reciting the Lord's Prayer)
Lunk: "Marlene, just look away with me...just look away and it will hopefully be over real soon..."
Marlene: "...what?...."
Chief Thug: "What you all talkin' about? So the brat has a yo-yo! That's supposed to make us show you mercy or somethin-oh dear ga-"

[

Annie's toybox, even Lovecraft couldn't imagine the horrors that lay within.

It's not shown in the anime, but that toybox saved the Bernard Band several times in their journey.
(Band of heavily armed thugs surrounds Bernard and Co. Even if the latter had their Cyclones and fighters, they'd still be outgunned)
Chief Thug:"Alright, hands up and give up and we MIGHT go easy on yah! Might even let some of you live!"
Geek Thug: "I got dibs on the PRETTY one!"
Rand: "You're not laying a finger on Rook!"
Rook: "..he was referring to YOU, Rand..."
Rand: "...oh..."
Chief Thug: "So, who wants to have their throat slit first?"
Scott: "Annie?"
Annie: "Yes, Scott?"
Scott: "Show them your yo-yo."
Annie: " ALRIGHT! Whheeee!!!!"
Lancer:(begins quietly reciting the Lord's Prayer)
Lunk: "Marlene, just look away with me...just look away and it will hopefully be over real soon..."
Marlene: "...what?...."
Chief Thug: "What you all talkin' about? So the brat has a yo-yo! That's supposed to make us show you mercy or somethin-oh dear ga-"

When Marlene turns back around, there is no sign of the bandits, just Annie innocently playing with her yo-yo. Right next to that nondescript trunk with the malevolent green glow that always shows up near her.

Inside the trunk...

Kitten Corg: "So you're?..."

Shub-Niggurath: "Sunshine Gumdrop apparently..."

Splynncryth: "Oh God! Someone please kill me!"

Kitten Khyron: "The line for that forms behind me!!!"

Rabbid Pollinator: "SNIKITY" (Tries to hand the blade over to Corg)

Wilbur Whately: "Run, you fools! RUN AWAY! THERE BE HORRORS UNDREAMT BY THE ANCIENT STARS COME AMONG YOU, IN THE GUISE OF A GIRL CHILD! RUN AWAY, SAY I!"

Wilbur Whately: "Run, you fools! RUN AWAY! THERE BE HORRORS UNDREAMT BY THE ANCIENT STARS COME AMONG YOU, IN THE GUISE OF A GIRL CHILD! RUN AWAY, SAY I!"

Annie: (Appearing behind Wilbur grabbing him by the scruff of the neck) "BAD MR. SQUIDDY! NO TEA FOR YOU!!!"

"UGH! SHE TELEPORTS!"
"You noticed...?"

Annie: "Hey; guys, lookit what I found!" (Riding a terrified Cthulhu)
Scott: "How does she do that!?"
Lunk: "I dunno..."

(Inside Annie's toybox of infinite horrors...)
Splynncryth: "We're doomed!"
Corg Kitty: "I thought you gods were all-powerful, etc., etc..."
(...various entities screaming in terror...)

[Kargan3033]

Well, HERE is the first instance.

Then the LEAD UP to the SECOND...

It would seem that the little who...I mean Miss Minmei has some deeply buried abandonment issues

Poor Tommy but that's what you get when you write in annoying character into anime, sooner or later they turn on you, much to every one else lingering regret.

You also don't write them having access to powerful people and facilities with lots of dangerous, deadly, things. Because when they snap...

Good point, sort of reminds me of the Zent retirment home when the old Zents snap due to old age ad insafecent amounts of drugs.

[Kargan3033]

[quote="Alpha 11] Annie and Old ones. [/quote]

Sounds like a show for Murry Povich

[taalismn]

[quote="Alpha 11] Annie and Old ones. [/quote]

Sounds like a show for Murry Povich [/quote]

It's par for the course here at Robotech Bloopers, where the most annoying characters are, in fact, the scariest...

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "Did someone call me annoying!?" (Brandishing a very large rail gun)
Annie: "There's more room in my trunk, y'know..."

[SRoss]

Minmei: "Did someone call me annoying!?" (Brandishing a very large rail gun)
Annie: "There's more room in my trunk, y'know..."

Tommy Yune: "WHAT TO HELL!!! HOW'D I GET IN THIS BOX!?!"

Kitty Edwards: "Well, well, we'd like to have a word with you."

Kitty Corg, Kitty Khyron, Kitty Kyle & Rabbid Pollinator: "###SNIKITY!###"

[taalismn]

Nurse Lisa Hayes Hunter(working the starter on a chainsaw): "Time for a little behavior modification for the tomcat here; I hear they become quite docile after they're FIXED."
Kitty Edwards(strapped to veterinary clinic operating table): "IT'S NOT JUST THE ANNOYING MASCOT-TYPES THAT ARE SCARY EITHER!!!!"

[Arnie100]

Kitty Corg: (Seeing Kitty Edwards) "Waaaittt!!! I've already had this done to me!"
Nurse Lisa: "I think the one who performed it missed a spot..."
Annie: "Do you think you could do the other ones in my trunk?"

(Inside the trunk...)
Splynncryth: "Isn't there something against cruel and unusual punishment!?"
Cthulhu: (Grabbing Whately) "You first, squid-boy!!"
Whately: "Wait, O Great Powerful One! What about HIM?" (Pointing at Tommy)
Tommy: "Oh, sh --!"

[taalismn]

Splynncrythh: "Aren't there ANY females in your dimension who aren't hellbent scary?!"
Tommy: "You've only met three so far. I imagine there's gotta be some pleasant ones..."

Doctor Jean Grant: "Now what was that about referring to me as 'Doctor Booty'?"
Nameless Redshirt Corporal: (alternately straining at the hospital restraints holding him to the examination table, wildly looking at the locked infirmary door, and then staring at the good Doctor loading the BIGGEST syringe ever seen with a glowing yellow fluid)"...you heard that...?"

Musica: "I'm bored."(takes out a remote)
*click*
***FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER***
Karno: "AIIIIIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEE!!!"
Musica: "Better."

Rook: "I'm REALLY bored."
(Cut to members of the Red Snakes fleeing their clubhouse, ON FIRE, as a red Alpha Fighter sprays the neighborhood with napalm)

Nova Satori: "Still won't talk, will you? Okay, I gave you the chance to cooperate and confess. Well, under martial law the Emergency War Powers Act, and the suspension of civil rights, that means we get to play HARDBALL with you..."
(slides the DVD into the player set out of reach of the interrogation cell's occupant, then she leaves the room and locks the door behind her)
*click*
"Hi, boys and girls! Sing along with me; I love you, you love me..."

Sue Graham: "Braiiiiiinnnnssssss.....Brrrrraaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnsssssss!!!!!!"


Fokker Field Tech: "Ah, Lieutenant Crystal, we loaded the nukes on your mecha as requested! But what's the mission?"
Marie: "Going after the guy who sold the 'Southern Cross Girls Gone Wild' tape. And his family. AND his associates..."


Uncle Max: "Lena? You busy?"
Lena Kyle: Chop-chop-chop "Just disposing of the body of the last idiot who tried to hold us up, dear! Why, do you need anything?" Chop-chop-chop
Uncle Max: "No, dear, not now. You just take your time...."

[Arnie100]

Splynncryth: "I think I'll stay in here..."
Cthulhu: "Definetely safer!"

[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "Did someone call me annoying!?" (Brandishing a very large rail gun)
Annie: "There's more room in my trunk, y'know..."

Minmei or Annie, who would you chose?

Minmei: "Did someone call me annoying!?" (Brandishing a very large rail gun)
Annie: "There's more room in my trunk, y'know..."

Tommy Yune: "WHAT TO HELL!!! HOW'D I GET IN THIS BOX!?!"

Kitty Edwards: "Well, well, we'd like to have a word with you."

Kitty Corg, Kitty Khyron, Kitty Kyle & Rabbid Pollinator: "###SNIKITY!###"

You know, I think Kevin could to Robotech a WHOLE lot better then him right now. Though I think most here would agree with that.

Nurse Lisa Hayes Hunter(working the starter on a chainsaw): "Time for a little behavior modification for the tomcat here; I hear they become quite docile after they're FIXED."
Kitty Edwards(strapped to veterinary clinic operating table): "IT'S NOT JUST THE ANNOYING MASCOT-TYPES THAT ARE SCARY EITHER!!!!"

Kitty Corg: (Seeing Kitty Edwards) "Waaaittt!!! I've already had this done to me!"
Nurse Lisa: "I think the one who performed it missed a spot..."
Annie: "Do you think you could do the other ones in my trunk?"

(Inside the trunk...)
Splynncryth: "Isn't there something against cruel and unusual punishment!?"
Cthulhu: (Grabbing Whately) "You first, squid-boy!!"
Whately: "Wait, O Great Powerful One! What about HIM?" (Pointing at Tommy)
Tommy: "Oh, sh --!"

YES

Splynncrythh: "Aren't there ANY females in your dimension who aren't hellbent scary?!"
Tommy: "You've only met three so far. I imagine there's gotta be some pleasant ones..."

Doctor Jean Grant: "Now what was that about referring to me as 'Doctor Booty'?"
Nameless Redshirt Corporal: (alternate;y straining at the hospital restraints holding him to the examination table, wildly looking at the locked infirmary door, and then staring at the good Doctor loading the BIGGEST syringe ever seen with a glowing yellow fluid)"...you heard that...?"

Musica: "I'm bored."(takes out a remote)
*click*
***FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER***
Karno: "AIIIIIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEE!!!"
Musica: "Better."

Rook: "I'm REALLY bored."
(Cut to members of the Red Snakes fleeing their clubhouse, ON FIRE, as a red Alpha Fighter sprays the neighborhood with napalm)

Nova Satori: "Still won't talk, will you? Okay, I gave you the chance to cooperate and confess. Well, under martial law the Emergency War Powers Act, and the suspension of civil rights, that means we get to play HARDBALL with you..."
(slides the DVD into the player set out of reach of the interrogation cell's occupant, then she leaves the room and locks the door behind her)
*click*
"Hi, boys and girls! Sing along with me; I love you, you love me..."

Sue Graham: "Braiiiiiinnnnssssss.....Brrrrraaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnsssssss!!!!!!"


Fokker Field Tech: "Ah, Lieutenant Crystal, we loaded the nukes on your mecha as requested! But what's the mission?"
Marie: "Going after the guy who sold the 'Southern Cross Girls Gone Wild' tape. And his family. AND his associates..."


Uncle Max: "Lena? You busy?"
Lena Kyle: "Just disposing of the body of the last idiot who tried to hold us up, dear! Why, do you need anything?"
Uncle Max: "No, dear, not now. You just take your time...."

Splynncryth: "I think I'll stay in here..."
Cthulhu: "Definetely safer!"

[taalismn]

Just don't ask what's in the 'Sweeney Todd Beef Noodle Platter' at the Little White Dragon...

[SRoss]

Gloval & Lang: (At their usual table) " "

Everybody in the restaurant races for the bathroom.

[taalismn]

Tommy: "Surely not ALL the females in 'Robotech' are really evil bloodthirsty monsters! 'Robotech' is ultimately a heroic story with sympathetic characters!"

*THUD*
Rook's mother tosses aside the blood-drained corpse of another Red Snake gang member, as she wipes her mouth.
"Come out, come out, wherever you are! I know there were THREE of you little $%*$$s when you came in here!!!"

Azonia: "Personally, I like using a stainless steel cheese slicer for skinning somebody alive with. Quality tools for quality work..."

Carla Maxwell hefted up the last bucket of concrete over the gagged and trapped gangster.
"See, since I married into the Maxwell family business I've learned a few important things....My darling hubby, if he's to be reformed, can't be bothered by such distractions and moral temptations such as getting rid of two-bit pipsqueaks like you. We don't need that sort of flack and grief dogging our new family. Fortunately, before I went into theater, I watched my daddy work as a contractor during the Reconstruction. Made me appreciate the value of good hard work...and a strong foundation...That's what I'm building here...a strong foundation for the future"(*schlup*)

Marlene/Ariel: "Oops, dropped you off in the sun! My bad!"

Allegra: "Hey, Octavia! See, when I knife-prod this nerve in Sokol's spine, his leg kicks! Neat, huh?"

[Alpha 11]

Just don't ask what's in the 'Sweeney Todd Beef Noodle Platter' at the Little White Dragon...

Gloval & Lang: (At their usual table) " "

Everybody in the restaurant races for the bathroom.

Tommy: "Surely not ALL the females in 'Robotech' are really evil bloodthirsty monsters! 'Robotech' is ultimately a heroic story with sympathetic characters!"

*THUD*
Rook's mother tosses aside the blood-drained corpse of another Red Snake gang member, as she wipes her mouth.
"Come out, come out, wherever you are! I know there were THREE of you little $%*$$s when you came in here!!!"

Azonia: "Personally, I like using a stainless steel cheese slicer for skinning somebody alive with. Quality tools for quality work..."

Carla Maxwell hefted up the last bucket of concrete over the gagged and trapped gangster.
"See, since I married into the Maxwell family business I've learned a few important things....My darling hubby, if he's to be reformed, can't be bothered by such distractions and moral temptations such as getting rid of two-bit pipsqueaks like you. We don't need that sort of flack and grief dogging our new family. Fortunately, before I went into theater, I watched my daddy work as a contractor during the Reconstruction. Made me apprrciate the value of good hard work...and a strong foundation...That's what I'm building here...a strong foundation for the future"(*schlup*)

Marlene/Ariel: "Oops, dropped you off in the sun! My bad!"

Allegra: "Hey, Octavia! See, when I knife-prod this nerve in Sokol's spine, his leg kicks! Neat, huh?"

[SRoss]

"OH MY GOD WE'VE CREATED MONSTERS!"

Dana Stirling: "I'm feeling left out Maia, and I originated torturing men!!!"

[SRoss]

Tommy runs up to Dana and Maia.

Tommy: "This has got to be a mistake! You can't all be ...."

###BLAM###

Tommy's head explodes all over the Stirling sisters.

Aurora Stirling: (Peering over the sights of a high powered sniper rifle) "Retconn *ME* out of existance." (Adjusting her aim) "Now to say hi to my sisters."

[SailorCallie]

Tommy runs up to Dana and Maia.

Tommy: "This has got to be a mistake! You can't all be ...."

###BLAM###

Tommy's head explodes all over the Stirling sisters.

Aurora Stirling: (Peering over the sights of a high powered sniper rifle) "Retconn *ME* out of existance." (Adjusting her aim) "Now to say hi to my sisters."

Shades of Scanners.

[SRoss]

Tommy runs up to Dana and Maia.

Tommy: "This has got to be a mistake! You can't all be ...."

###BLAM###

Tommy's head explodes all over the Stirling sisters.

Aurora Stirling: (Peering over the sights of a high powered sniper rifle) "Retconn *ME* out of existance." (Adjusting her aim) "Now to say hi to my sisters."

Shades of Scanners.

Kinda, except instead of using telepathy, she's using .338 Lapua Magnum.

[Arnie100]

(Cloning chamber, Monument City)

Tommy: "There are times I hate this job...waitaminute, this isn't my body, this is a CAT's body!!"
Annie: "My new Mr. Snuggles!! Oh, thank you, Nurse Lisa!"
Nurse Lisa: "You're welcome; Annie! Now run along and play with your new friend! Don't forget your trunk!"
Tommy: "NNNNOOOOO!!!!"

[taalismn]

Maia: "Now that's bloody unfair! I had a nice set of steak knives I wanted to try out!"
Janice Em: "....I was all set to try out my 'Exterminate the Meatbags!' line on him..."
Karen Penn: "Al right! One wrong move and this kitten gets it! On second thought, the kitten gets it anyway! Why? Just bec-"
Dana:"Because you're scary, right? Save it; Tommy can't hear you now."
Karen: "Aw pits! Jack was getting ready to say the 'Dude, she would! She WOULD!' rejoiner!"

[Arnie100]

Nurse Lisa: "It's alright, girls! I made them just for you!" (Pointing at Tommy clones)
Tommy Clones: "Oh, sh --!"
Maia: "This'll be fun!"
Nurse Lisa: "And I can make more of them!"

[SRoss]

High in orbit...

Science Master #1: "Elders! It appears the humans have mastered cloning technology to a high degree."

Robotech Master #1: "Explain."

Science Master #2: "As you'll see Elders. The use the clones for some form of twisted entertainment."

The Science Masters show images of the various Tommy clones.

Robotech Masters: (As one) "GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOW! BEFORE THEY SEE US!!!"

[taalismn]

High in orbit...

Science Master #1: "Elders! It appears the humans have mastered cloning technology to a high degree."

Robotech Master #1: "Explain."

Science Master #2: "As you'll see Elders. The use the clones for some form of twisted entertainment."

The Science Masters show images of the various Tommy clones.

Robotech Masters: (As one) "GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOW! BEFORE THEY SEE US!!!"

(Sound of BIG engines spooling up...then suddenily whining to a halt....)
Robotech Master #1: "...nice going, *******, you flooded the engine...we're dead in space now!"

[Alpha 11]

"OH MY GOD WE'VE CREATED MONSTERS!"

Dana Stirling: "I'm feeling left out Maia, and I originated torturing men!!!"

Tommy runs up to Dana and Maia.

Tommy: "This has got to be a mistake! You can't all be ...."

###BLAM###

Tommy's head explodes all over the Stirling sisters.

Aurora Stirling: (Peering over the sights of a high powered sniper rifle) "Retconn *ME* out of existance." (Adjusting her aim) "Now to say hi to my sisters."

So, is she really gone?

Tommy runs up to Dana and Maia.

Tommy: "This has got to be a mistake! You can't all be ...."

###BLAM###

Tommy's head explodes all over the Stirling sisters.

Aurora Stirling: (Peering over the sights of a high powered sniper rifle) "Retconn *ME* out of existance." (Adjusting her aim) "Now to say hi to my sisters."

Shades of Scanners.

Tommy runs up to Dana and Maia.

Tommy: "This has got to be a mistake! You can't all be ...."

###BLAM###

Tommy's head explodes all over the Stirling sisters.

Aurora Stirling: (Peering over the sights of a high powered sniper rifle) "Retconn *ME* out of existance." (Adjusting her aim) "Now to say hi to my sisters."

Shades of Scanners.

Kinda, except instead of using telepathy, she's using .338 Lapua Magnum.

True.