Robotech Blooper Reels

[Alpha 11]

(Cloning chamber, Monument City)

Tommy: "There are times I hate this job...waitaminute, this isn't my body, this is a CAT's body!!"
Annie: "My new Mr. Snuggles!! Oh, thank you, Nurse Lisa!"
Nurse Lisa: "You're welcome; Annie! Now run along and play with your new friend! Don't forget your trunk!"
Tommy: "NNNNOOOOO!!!!"

Yesss!

Maia: "Now that's bloody unfair! I had a nice set of steak knives I wanted to try out!"
Janice Em: "....I was all set to try out my 'Exterminate the Meatbags!' line on him..."
Karen Penn: "Al right! One wrong move and this kitten gets it! On second thought, the kitten gets it anyway! Why? Just bec-"
Dana:"Because you're scary, right? Save it; Tommy can't hear you now."
Karen: "Aw pits! Jack was getting ready to say the 'Dude, she would! She WOULD!' rejoiner!"

Nurse Lisa: "It's alright, girls! I made them just for you!" (Pointing at Tommy clones)
Tommy Clones: "Oh, sh --!"
Maia: "This'll be fun!"
Nurse Lisa: "And I can make more of them!"

Even better.

High in orbit...

Science Master #1: "Elders! It appears the humans have mastered cloning technology to a high degree."

Robotech Master #1: "Explain."

Science Master #2: "As you'll see Elders. The use the clones for some form of twisted entertainment."

The Science Masters show images of the various Tommy clones.

Robotech Masters: (As one) "GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOW! BEFORE THEY SEE US!!!"

High in orbit...

Science Master #1: "Elders! It appears the humans have mastered cloning technology to a high degree."

Robotech Master #1: "Explain."

Science Master #2: "As you'll see Elders. The use the clones for some form of twisted entertainment."

The Science Masters show images of the various Tommy clones.

Robotech Masters: (As one) "GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOW! BEFORE THEY SEE US!!!"

(Sound of BIG engines spooling up...then suddenily whining to a halt....)
Robotech Master #1: "...nice going, *******, you flooded the engine...we're dead in space now!"

[Arnie100]

(Sound of BIG engines spooling up...then suddenily whining to a halt....)
Robotech Master #1: "...nice going, *******, you flooded the engine...we're dead in space now!"

Science Master #1: "It's not my fault...it wasn't my fault!"
Robotech Master #1: "For your failure, YOU shall be punished!! (Over intercom) Musica!! We have something new for you to play with!!
Science Master #1: "NONONONO! Anything but HER!!"

[MOrab46019]

Vince Grant: "So how's Louie?"
Jean Grant: "Responding to treatment and expected to make a full recovery in time."
Vince: "Did he say how the heck he managed to get nearly electrocuted?"
Jean: "That's a matter of doctor-patient confidentiality, I'm afraid."

"My girl robot, hehehehe." [/quote

A new song he kissed a robot and he liked it.

[taalismn]

Science Master 1: "I know you're my clone sibling and what not and we've been together in a triumvirate all our lives, but I've never been certain whether you are in fact a male or a female."
Science Master 2: "...it's because I don't have a damn mustache, isn't it?"
Science Master 3: "You gotta admit the unisex uniforms, hairstyles, androgynous builds, and double-tone voices don't help matters any."

[Arnie100]

Science Master #1: "Is there anyone we can file a complaint to?"
Science Master #2: "I think he's a cat right now..."

[taalismn]

Science Master #1: "Is there anyone we can file a complaint to?"
Science Master #2: "I think he's a cat right now..."

Clone Masters: "We're not telling. Clone confidentiallity clause."

[SRoss]

Kitty Tommy: "They can't all be like this!!!"

Marlene Rush: (As ghost/hologram/near death experience/whatever) "Marcus, little brother, you are a dweeb, you always have been. My only regret is that I'm stuck spending the rest of eternity watching over you..."

[taalismn]

Kitty Tommy: "They can't all be like this!!!"

Marlene Rush: (As ghost/hologram/near death experience/whatever) "Marcus, little brother, you are a dweeb, you always have been. My only regret is that I'm stuck spending the rest of eternity watching over you..."

Roy Fokker: "Have you considered haunting?"
Marlene Rush:"...sayyyyyyy....."

[Alpha 11]

(Sound of BIG engines spooling up...then suddenily whining to a halt....)
Robotech Master #1: "...nice going, *******, you flooded the engine...we're dead in space now!"

Science Master #1: "It's not my fault...it wasn't my fault!"
Robotech Master #1: "For your failure, YOU shall be punished!! (Over intercom) Musica!! We have something new for you to play with!!
Science Master #1: "NONONONO! Anything but HER!!"

Vince Grant: "So how's Louie?"
Jean Grant: "Responding to treatment and expected to make a full recovery in time."
Vince: "Did he say how the heck he managed to get nearly electrocuted?"
Jean: "That's a matter of doctor-patient confidentiality, I'm afraid."

"My girl robot, hehehehe." [/quote

A new song he kissed a robot and he liked it.

Science Master 1: "I know you're my clone sibling and what not and we've been together in a triumvirate all our lives, but I've never been certain whether you are in fact a male or a female."
Science Master 2: "...it's because I don't have a damn mustache, isn't it?"
Science Master 3: "You gotta admit the unisex uniforms, hairstyles, androgynous builds, and double-tone voices don't help matters any."

Science Master #1: "Is there anyone we can file a complaint to?"
Science Master #2: "I think he's a cat right now..."

Science Master #1: "Is there anyone we can file a complaint to?"
Science Master #2: "I think he's a cat right now..."

Clone Masters: "We're not telling. Clone confidentiallity clause."

Kitty Tommy: "They can't all be like this!!!"

Marlene Rush: (As ghost/hologram/near death experience/whatever) "Marcus, little brother, you are a dweeb, you always have been. My only regret is that I'm stuck spending the rest of eternity watching over you..."

Kitty Tommy: "They can't all be like this!!!"

Marlene Rush: (As ghost/hologram/near death experience/whatever) "Marcus, little brother, you are a dweeb, you always have been. My only regret is that I'm stuck spending the rest of eternity watching over you..."

Roy Fokker: "Have you considered haunting?"
Marlene Rush:"...sayyyyyyy....."

[SRoss]

Marlene Rush: (Floating through the wall into Marcus' bedroom) "MMMMAAAARRRRCCCCUUUUSSSS! OHMYGAWDBROTHERPUTYOURPANTSON!!! Jeeezzz and with a picture of you squadron leader too!"

Alex: (Sticking his head through the wall) "Umm ... Marcus buddy, if you're not using that?"

[SRoss]

Waking up in a waste reclamation tank on the far side of the Ark Angel...

Marlene Rush: "Note to self; Never try to haunt Scott while Ariel is in the room."

[Arnie100]

Capt. Grant: "We've been getting reports of hauntings all over the ship...what should we do, Louie?"
Louie: "Call those guys that like to bust ghosts?"

[taalismn]

Tommy: "Oh surely there must ONE good-natured woman in the Robotech series! Please! Claudia was so saintly...."

Claudia: "Who wants another serving of my pineapple-nightshade salad? Nobody?"

Tommy:"...the Bridge Bunnies...?"

Vanessa: "You really thought you could get away with not paying your protection fee on THIS ship? Kim, start up the woodchipper."
Kim: "Feet or head first?"
Sammie: "Head first's too quick."

Tommy: "MIRIYA'S NOT A MONSTER!!! SHE REFORMED!"

Miriya: "Max, the new neighbors were too loud again, so while you were out, I nerve-gassed them. Then made it look like a water heater accident."


Splynncryth: "...and that, Tommy, is why no Splugorth ever seriously considered invading the Robotech dimensions..."

[Arnie100]

Splynncryth: "...and that, Tommy, is why no Splugorth ever seriously considered invading the Robotech dimensions..."

Tommy: "Your dimension sonds a lot safer then this place..."
Splynncryth: "Not really...your women are just plain NUTS, even the children."

[Alpha 11]

Marlene Rush: (Floating through the wall into Marcus' bedroom) "MMMMAAAARRRRCCCCUUUUSSSS! OHMYGAWDBROTHERPUTYOURPANTSON!!! Jeeezzz and with a picture of you squadron leader too!"

Alex: (Sticking his head through the wall) "Umm ... Marcus buddy, if you're not using that?"

Bad, but can't help but laugh.

Waking up in a waste reclamation tank on the far side of the Ark Angel...

Marlene Rush: "Note to self; Never try to haunt Scott while Ariel is in the room."

Capt. Grant: "We've been getting reports of hauntings all over the ship...what should we do, Louie?"
Louie: "Call those guys that like to bust ghosts?"

Ghost Busters!

Tommy: "Oh surely there must ONE good-natured woman in the Robotech series! Please! Claudia was so saintly...."

Claudia: "Who wants another serving of my pineapple-nightshade salad? Nobody?"

Tommy:"...the Bridge Bunnies...?"

Vanessa: "You really thought you could get away with not paying your protection fee on THIS ship? Kim, start up the woodchipper."
Kim: "Feet or head first?"
Sammie: "Head first's too quick."

Tommy: "MIRIYA'S NOT A MONSTER!!! SHE REFORMED!"

Miriya: "Max, the new neighbors were too loud again, so while you were out, I nerve-gassed them. Then made it look like a water heater accident."


Splynncryth: "...and that, Tommy, is why no Splugorth ever seriously considered invading the Robotech dimensions..."

Splynncryth: "...and that, Tommy, is why no Splugorth ever seriously considered invading the Robotech dimensions..."

Tommy: "Your dimension sonds a lot safer then this place..."
Splynncryth: "Not really...your women are just plain NUTS, even the children."

[taalismn]

Praxian: "While you were staring at my cleavage, my axe is coming down to cleave your skull..."

[SRoss]

Capt. Grant: "We've been getting reports of hauntings all over the ship...what should we do, Louie?"
Louie: "Call those guys that like to bust ghosts?"

Louie: "Ok, putting together a Proton Pack shouldn't be too hard."

###50 THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW POWER###

Louie: "So this is what near-death looks like..."

Marlene Rush: "Yep."

[taalismn]

Commander Taylor: "So did you cross the streams or divide by zero?"
Louie: "Stuck a metal fork in a power socket...."
Taylor: "...They teach you that at the Academy?"

[SRoss]

Tommy: "Monsters ... they're ... all ... monsters!"

Jean: "Now Mr. Yune, calm down... Nurse! Give this man an enema, STAT!"

Hugh Mann: (In nurses uniform) "The Regess will be extatic! ... Er, yes mam!"

[SRoss]

Commander Taylor: "So did you cross the streams or divide by zero?"
Louie: "Stuck a metal fork in a power socket...."
Taylor: "...They teach you that at the Academy?"

Somethings, you shouldn't enhance with Protoculture.

[SRoss]

Tommy: "The nameless Invid Princesses! They can't be monsters! They're newborn innocents!"

Inside the Hive, several nameless Invid Princesses suround Lunk, who is secured spread-eagle, nakid and ball gagged.

Princess #1: (Holding a candle, dripping hot wax on Lunk's chest) "The one called Sammie said human males find this enjoyable?"

Princess #2: (Stirring a caldron) "If that is true, dunking his whole body in wax should be extasy!"

Lunk: " "

[Arnie100]

Splynncryth: (Looking at Tommy) "I told you your women are all insane..."

[SRoss]

Splynncryth: (Looking at Tommy) "I told you your women are all insane..."

A trio of grey-skinned 20-something Lisa Hayes appear around Splynncryth.

Gura Lisa Clones: (Looking at Kevin) "Excuse us but, what wine goes best with Splugorth?"

Splynncryth: " "

[taalismn]

Battle of Space Station Liberty:

Haydonites: "Activate the Disruptor Wave!"
UEEF Helmsman: "They're disrupting our Shadow systems!"
UEEF Captain:"Those bastards! Fire the Chibi-Beam!"
Haydonites: "ACK! The humans are counter-attacking somehow! They're-.....turning us into plushies?"
Annie:(appearing out of nowhere) "SNUGGIES!!!!"
Haydonites: "...Awareness, save us!"

[Alpha 11]

Praxian: "While you were staring at my cleavage, my axe is coming down to cleave your skull..."

Capt. Grant: "We've been getting reports of hauntings all over the ship...what should we do, Louie?"
Louie: "Call those guys that like to bust ghosts?"

Louie: "Ok, putting together a Proton Pack shouldn't be too hard."

###50 THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW POWER###

Louie: "So this is what near-death looks like..."

Marlene Rush: "Yep."

Commander Taylor: "So did you cross the streams or divide by zero?"
Louie: "Stuck a metal fork in a power socket...."
Taylor: "...They teach you that at the Academy?"

Tommy: "Monsters ... they're ... all ... monsters!"

Jean: "Now Mr. Yune, calm down... Nurse! Give this man an enema, STAT!"

Hugh Mann: (In nurses uniform) "The Regess will be extatic! ... Er, yes mam!"

Commander Taylor: "So did you cross the streams or divide by zero?"
Louie: "Stuck a metal fork in a power socket...."
Taylor: "...They teach you that at the Academy?"

Somethings, you shouldn't enhance with Protoculture.

Tommy: "The nameless Invid Princesses! They can't be monsters! They're newborn innocents!"

Inside the Hive, several nameless Invid Princesses suround Lunk, who is secured spread-eagle, nakid and ball gagged.

Princess #1: (Holding a candle, dripping hot wax on Lunk's chest) "The one called Sammie said human males find this enjoyable?"

Princess #2: (Stirring a caldron) "If that is true, dunking his whole body in wax should be extasy!"

Lunk: " "

[Alpha 11]

Splynncryth: (Looking at Tommy) "I told you your women are all insane..."

Splynncryth: (Looking at Tommy) "I told you your women are all insane..."

A trio of grey-skinned 20-something Lisa Hayes appear around Splynncryth.

Gura Lisa Clones: (Looking at Kevin) "Excuse us but, what wine goes best with Splugorth?"

Splynncryth: " "

Battle of Space Station Liberty:

Haydonites: "Activate the Disruptor Wave!"
UEEF Helmsman: "They're disrupting our Shadow systems!"
UEEF Captain:"Those bastards! Fire the Chibi-Beam!"
Haydonites: "ACK! The humans are counter-attacking somehow! They're-.....turning us into plushies?"
Annie:(appearing out of nowhere) "SNUGGIES!!!!"
Haydonites: "...Awareness, save us!"

[Arnie100]

Battle of Space Station Liberty:

Haydonites: "Activate the Disruptor Wave!"
UEEF Helmsman: "They're disrupting our Shadow systems!"
UEEF Captain:"Those bastards! Fire the Chibi-Beam!"
Haydonites: "ACK! The humans are counter-attacking somehow! They're-.....turning us into plushies?"
Annie:(appearing out of nowhere) "SNUGGIES!!!!"
Haydonites: "...Awareness, save us!"

(Meanwhile)

Scott: "Seriously, how does she do stuff like that!?"
Lunk: "Annie has the ability to detect whenever there are cute animals or plushy toys around. Plus, with that instantaneous teleport ability she has, she can be anywhere!"
Scott: "Wait...how did you get away from the Princesses?"
Lunk: "All I remember was screaming in horror. Oh, and running. Lots of running."

[Arnie100]

Splynncryth: (Looking at Tommy) "I told you your women are all insane..."

A trio of grey-skinned 20-something Lisa Hayes appear around Splynncryth.

Gura Lisa Clones: (Looking at Kevin) "Excuse us but, what wine goes best with Splugorth?"

Splynncryth: " "

Minmei: (Holding up a pair of large butcher knives) "Oh, I can help you with that! Aunt Lena's restaurant needs more calamari!"
Splynncryth: "Mother..."

[taalismn]

[
Scott: "Seriously, how does she do stuff like that!?"
Lunk: "Annie has the ability to detect whenever there are cute animals or plushy toys around. Plus, with that instantaneous teleport ability she has, she can be anywhere!"
Scott: "Wait...how did you get away from the Princesses?"
Lunk: "All I remember was screaming in horror. Oh, and running. Lots of running."

Rook: "Lunk."
Lunk: "Yes?"
Rook: "Pants."
Lunk: " "

[Arnie100]

Lunk: "I have pants!?"
Rook:
Princesses: "Lunky-poo! There you are! You've been very NAUGHTY running away like that! We're gonna have to take you back and PUNISH you!"
Lunk: "Save me!!"
Rook and Scott: "Lunky-poo!?"
Lunk: "Just save me!!"

[taalismn]

Lunk: "I have pants!?"
Rook:
Princesses: "Lunky-poo! There you are! You've been very NAUGHTY running away like that! We're gonna have to take you back and PUNISH you!"
Lunk: "Save me!!"
Rook and Scott: "Lunky-poo!?"
Lunk: "Just save me!!"

Scott: "Remember, Lunk! Sterilize the IV insert point to prevent infection! And use the ten gallon drip solution bags for proper hydration! Otherwise you might be too weak to replace a smaller bag!"

[SRoss]

Meanwhile the Gura Lisa Clones watch intently as Minmei lays out a set of chief quality cutlery... Splynncryth struggles, Duct Taped to the butcher's table.

Minmei: "Now remember girls, the right tools for the job, that's paramount!"

Splynncryth: " "

Gura Lisa Clones: (As one) "Yes mam." (Telepathically to themselves) *We eat her with the salad right?*

[Arnie100]

Gura Lisa Clone #1: (Telepathically) "Let's see what she has to teach us first..."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "Aaaaawww..."
Minmei: "What was that, girls?"
Gura Lisa Clones #1 & 3: "Nothing, Ma'am!"
Minmei: "These girls are more respectful then that other one Rick had to marry."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "But I'm still hungry..."

[taalismn]

Gura Lisa Clone #1: (Telepathically) "Let's see what she has to teach us first..."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "Aaaaawww..."
Minmei: "What was that, girls?"
Gura Lisa Clones #1 & 3: "Nothing, Ma'am!"
Minmei: "These girls are more respectful then that other one Rick had to marry."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "But I'm still hungry..."

Minmei: "Second lesson; situational awareness is paramount in a kitchen."
(hauls out an enormous Uzi)
"And I know when I'm being set up, so whatever you got planned? Drop it."

[SRoss]

Gura Lisa Clone #1: (Telepathically) "Let's see what she has to teach us first..."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "Aaaaawww..."
Minmei: "What was that, girls?"
Gura Lisa Clones #1 & 3: "Nothing, Ma'am!"
Minmei: "These girls are more respectful then that other one Rick had to marry."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "But I'm still hungry..."

Minmei: "Second lesson; situational awareness is paramount in a kitchen."
(hauls out an enormous Uzi)
"And I know when I'm being set up, so whatever you got planned? Drop it."

Gura Lisa Clone #1: "But we made you a cake."

Gura Lisa Clone #2: "With Edwards."

[taalismn]

[

Gura Lisa Clone #1: "But we made you a cake."

Gura Lisa Clone #2: "With Edwards."

Hmmm...is that devil's food or idiotberry?

[Arnie100]

Gura Lisa Clone #1: (Telepathically) "Let's see what she has to teach us first..."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "Aaaaawww..."
Minmei: "What was that, girls?"
Gura Lisa Clones #1 & 3: "Nothing, Ma'am!"
Minmei: "These girls are more respectful then that other one Rick had to marry."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "But I'm still hungry..."

Minmei: "Second lesson; situational awareness is paramount in a kitchen."
(hauls out an enormous Uzi)
"And I know when I'm being set up, so whatever you got planned? Drop it."

Gura Lisa Clone #1: "But we made you a cake."

Gura Lisa Clone #2: "With Edwards."

Gura Lisa Clones: "But we do want you teach us how to cook hum -- err FOOD, properly! Yes, that's it!"
Edwards: "Help me, please! I'm stuck in this giant cake..."
Minmei: "I'm starting to like these girls!"

[Alpha 11]

Battle of Space Station Liberty:

Haydonites: "Activate the Disruptor Wave!"
UEEF Helmsman: "They're disrupting our Shadow systems!"
UEEF Captain:"Those bastards! Fire the Chibi-Beam!"
Haydonites: "ACK! The humans are counter-attacking somehow! They're-.....turning us into plushies?"
Annie:(appearing out of nowhere) "SNUGGIES!!!!"
Haydonites: "...Awareness, save us!"

(Meanwhile)

Scott: "Seriously, how does she do stuff like that!?"
Lunk: "Annie has the ability to detect whenever there are cute animals or plushy toys around. Plus, with that instantaneous teleport ability she has, she can be anywhere!"
Scott: "Wait...how did you get away from the Princesses?"
Lunk: "All I remember was screaming in horror. Oh, and running. Lots of running."

Splynncryth: (Looking at Tommy) "I told you your women are all insane..."

A trio of grey-skinned 20-something Lisa Hayes appear around Splynncryth.

Gura Lisa Clones: (Looking at Kevin) "Excuse us but, what wine goes best with Splugorth?"

Splynncryth: " "

Minmei: (Holding up a pair of large butcher knives) "Oh, I can help you with that! Aunt Lena's restaurant needs more calamari!"
Splynncryth: "Mother..."

[
Scott: "Seriously, how does she do stuff like that!?"
Lunk: "Annie has the ability to detect whenever there are cute animals or plushy toys around. Plus, with that instantaneous teleport ability she has, she can be anywhere!"
Scott: "Wait...how did you get away from the Princesses?"
Lunk: "All I remember was screaming in horror. Oh, and running. Lots of running."

Rook: "Lunk."
Lunk: "Yes?"
Rook: "Pants."
Lunk: " "

Lunk: "I have pants!?"
Rook:
Princesses: "Lunky-poo! There you are! You've been very NAUGHTY running away like that! We're gonna have to take you back and PUNISH you!"
Lunk: "Save me!!"
Rook and Scott: "Lunky-poo!?"
Lunk: "Just save me!!"

Lunk: "I have pants!?"
Rook:
Princesses: "Lunky-poo! There you are! You've been very NAUGHTY running away like that! We're gonna have to take you back and PUNISH you!"
Lunk: "Save me!!"
Rook and Scott: "Lunky-poo!?"
Lunk: "Just save me!!"

Scott: "Remember, Lunk! Sterilize the IV insert point to prevent infection! And use the ten gallon drip solution bags for proper hydration! Otherwise you might be too weak to replace a smaller bag!"

[Alpha 11]

Meanwhile the Gura Lisa Clones watch intently as Minmei lays out a set of chief quality cutlery... Splynncryth struggles, Duct Taped to the butcher's table.

Minmei: "Now remember girls, the right tools for the job, that's paramount!"

Splynncryth: " "

Gura Lisa Clones: (As one) "Yes mam." (Telepathically to themselves) *We eat her with the salad right?*

Gura Lisa Clone #1: (Telepathically) "Let's see what she has to teach us first..."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "Aaaaawww..."
Minmei: "What was that, girls?"
Gura Lisa Clones #1 & 3: "Nothing, Ma'am!"
Minmei: "These girls are more respectful then that other one Rick had to marry."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "But I'm still hungry..."

Gura Lisa Clone #1: (Telepathically) "Let's see what she has to teach us first..."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "Aaaaawww..."
Minmei: "What was that, girls?"
Gura Lisa Clones #1 & 3: "Nothing, Ma'am!"
Minmei: "These girls are more respectful then that other one Rick had to marry."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "But I'm still hungry..."

Minmei: "Second lesson; situational awareness is paramount in a kitchen."
(hauls out an enormous Uzi)
"And I know when I'm being set up, so whatever you got planned? Drop it."

Gura Lisa Clone #1: (Telepathically) "Let's see what she has to teach us first..."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "Aaaaawww..."
Minmei: "What was that, girls?"
Gura Lisa Clones #1 & 3: "Nothing, Ma'am!"
Minmei: "These girls are more respectful then that other one Rick had to marry."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "But I'm still hungry..."

Minmei: "Second lesson; situational awareness is paramount in a kitchen."
(hauls out an enormous Uzi)
"And I know when I'm being set up, so whatever you got planned? Drop it."

Gura Lisa Clone #1: "But we made you a cake."

Gura Lisa Clone #2: "With Edwards."

[

Gura Lisa Clone #1: "But we made you a cake."

Gura Lisa Clone #2: "With Edwards."

Hmmm...is that devil's food or idiotberry?

Gura Lisa Clone #1: (Telepathically) "Let's see what she has to teach us first..."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "Aaaaawww..."
Minmei: "What was that, girls?"
Gura Lisa Clones #1 & 3: "Nothing, Ma'am!"
Minmei: "These girls are more respectful then that other one Rick had to marry."
Gura Lisa Clone #2: "But I'm still hungry..."

Minmei: "Second lesson; situational awareness is paramount in a kitchen."
(hauls out an enormous Uzi)
"And I know when I'm being set up, so whatever you got planned? Drop it."

Gura Lisa Clone #1: "But we made you a cake."

Gura Lisa Clone #2: "With Edwards."

Gura Lisa Clones: "But we do want you teach us how to cook hum -- err FOOD, properly! Yes, that's it!"
Edwards: "Help me, please! I'm stuck in this giant cake..."
Minmei: "I'm starting to like these girls!"

[taalismn]

"Girls, the title of your cookbook is 'To Serve MAN'...I'm a WOMAN. BIG difference."
Lisa Clones: "OOOwwwhhhh....."
(No, Minmei's not a complete idiot; she can spot a loophole if her life is on the line. And what's Edwards going to do. claim he isn't really a man either? No, his ego's not going to allow that!)

[SRoss]

Meanwhile, at what was Alaska base, the male Gura Lisa clone sits on his throne while a Gura Scout slips a dating service video into the VCR.

Tape: "Hiii! My name is Lynn Minmei. I'm looking for a man who ... HELLATTHISPOINTI'MJUSTLOOKINGFORAMANPERIOD!!!"

[Arnie100]

(And what's Edwards going to do. claim he isn't really a man either? No, his ego's not going to allow that!)

Edwards: "Hey...c'mon give me a chance to get out of this mess! Ahem...ladies!! (The girls; including Minmei) Y'know, I always thought of myself as a woman trapped in a man's body..."
The Girls (including Minmei): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Minmei: "I'm not that stupid to fall for that one!!"
Edwards: "I dunno...you're choice in men..."
Minmei: "PUT HIM IN THE OVEN, GIRLS!!"
Gura Lisa Clones: "We get to eat something!" (Hi-fiving each other)
Tommy: (Lying strapped to another table) "You shouldn't have said that! By the way, can someone please tell me how I got here? I was in a trunk and I'd like to get back there. Very safe..."

[taalismn]

[
Edwards: "I dunno...you're choice in men..."

Rick Hunter: "Lynn Kyle...dead.....Johnathon Wolfe....turned drunkard, turned traitor...dead...Should I be worried?"
Lisa: "You married me. You're safe."
Rick: "...dodged a bullet..."

[SRoss]

Lisa: (Walking by arm in arm with Rick) "Keep up the good work girls!"

Gura Lisa Clones: "THANKS MOM!"

Edwards: (To Minmei) "I don't know about you, but I think we're boned. Her character shielding is better then ours."

[taalismn]

(Meanwhile)
Karno: "I don't know why I'm here, Doctor, but I was told this was the micronian equivalent of clone adjustment, and that it would help if I talked to you about my issues, but I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this..."
Doctor: (adjusting the wires leading into the helmet strapped to Karno's head. Karno, in turn, is strapped on a metal couch)"And why are you getting a bad feeling about this?"
Karno: "I don't know, This all seems terribly familiar...Are you SURE you're a psychiatrist?"
Doctor: "I have the diplomas."
Karno: "I'm unfamiliar with this 'Miskatonic Online University'."
Doctor: "Very prestigious center of learning on this planet. Now tell me about these bad feelings you have. When was the last time you had them?"
Karno: "Well, when I was to mate with Musica and she insisted on something...but I can't quite remember what..."
Doctor: "Perhaps a little stimulation to jolt your memory would help."
Karno: "No, I'm not sure it would hel-*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*-LLLLPPP!!!IREMEMBER!IREMEMBER!!!!"
Doctor: "See...you make improvement already with the remembering! Niw we move on to the rest of your problems, no?"
Karno: *sizzle*"...whimper...."

[Arnie100]

Doctor: (Turning around and finally facing Karno) "I got a new job..."
Karno: "Protoculture save me!"
Musica: "I find this work most therapeutic!"
Karno: "I came here to get help!"

[Alpha 11]

"Girls, the title of your cookbook is 'To Serve MAN'...I'm a WOMAN. BIG difference."
Lisa Clones: "OOOwwwhhhh....."
(No, Minmei's not a complete idiot; she can spot a loophole if her life is on the line. And what's Edwards going to do. claim he isn't really a man either? No, his ego's not going to allow that!)

Meanwhile, at what was Alaska base, the male Gura Lisa clone sits on his throne while a Gura Scout slips a dating service video into the VCR.

Tape: "Hiii! My name is Lynn Minmei. I'm looking for a man who ... HELLATTHISPOINTI'MJUSTLOOKINGFORAMANPERIOD!!!"

(And what's Edwards going to do. claim he isn't really a man either? No, his ego's not going to allow that!)

Edwards: "Hey...c'mon give me a chance to get out of this mess! Ahem...ladies!! (The girls; including Minmei) Y'know, I always thought of myself as a woman trapped in a man's body..."
The Girls (including Minmei): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Minmei: "I'm not that stupid to fall for that one!!"
Edwards: "I dunno...you're choice in men..."
Minmei: "PUT HIM IN THE OVEN, GIRLS!!"
Gura Lisa Clones: "We get to eat something!" (Hi-fiving each other)
Tommy: (Lying strapped to another table) "You shouldn't have said that! By the way, can someone please tell me how I got here? I was in a trunk and I'd like to get back there. Very safe..."

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Edwards: "I dunno...you're choice in men..."

Rick Hunter: "Lynn Kyle...dead.....Johnathon Wolfe....turned drunkard, turned traitor...dead...Should I be worried?"
Lisa: "You married me. You're safe."
Rick: "...dodged a bullet..."

Lisa: (Walking by arm in arm with Rick) "Keep up the good work girls!"

Gura Lisa Clones: "THANKS MOM!"

Edwards: (To Minmei) "I don't know about you, but I think we're boned. Her character shielding is better then ours."

Now we just hope they don't notice Rick.

(Meanwhile)
Karno: "I don't know why I'm here, Doctor, but I was told this was the micronian equivalent of clone adjustment, and that it would help if I talked to you about my issues, but I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this..."
Doctor: (adjusting the wires leading into the helmet strapped to Karno's head. Karno, in turn, is strapped on a metal couch)"And why are you getting a bad feeling about this?"
Karno: "I don't know, This all seems terribly familiar...Are you SURE you're a psychiatrist?"
Doctor: "I have the diplomas."
Karno: "I'm unfamiliar with this 'Miskatonic Online University'."
Doctor: "Very prestigious center of learning on this planet. Now tell me about these bad feelings you have. When was the last time you had them?"
Karno: "Well, when I was to mate with Musica and she insisted on something...but I can't quite remember what..."
Doctor: "Perhaps a little stimulation to jolt your memory would help."
Karno: "No, I'm not sure it would hel-*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*-LLLLPPP!!!IREMEMBER!IREMEMBER!!!!"
Doctor: "See...you make improvement already with the remembering! Niw we move on to the rest of your problems, no?"
Karno: *sizzle*"...whimper...."

Doctor: (Turning around and finally facing Karno) "I got a new job..."
Karno: "Protoculture save me!"
Musica: "I find this work most therapeutic!"
Karno: "I came here to get help!"

Music: And a help you are!

[taalismn]

Karno:"...that's funny...I don't recall signing up for a lobotomy...."


(Meanwhile)
Sokol: "Triumvirate brother of mine; you are a true evil sod posing as Karno to sign away his rights like that..."
Darsis: "Hey, maybe if he calms down a bit we'll ALL get in less trouble."

[SRoss]

Rick returns home to find Lisa busy on the computer.

Rick: "What are you up to dear?"

Lisa: "Getting Minmei a guest shot on an internet show."

Rick: "Wait! You're helping Minmei!?!" (Looking over her shoulder at the screen) "Who's ZONE TAN?"

[taalismn]

Rick returns home to find Lisa busy on the computer.

Rick: "What are you up to dear?"

Lisa: "Getting Minmei a guest shot on an internet show."

Rick: "Wait! You're helping Minmei!?!" (Looking over her shoulder at the screen) "Who's ZONE TAN?"

Lynn Kyle: "Doc, you really gotta help me! I just saw my cousin nekkid on the internet and well, it's doing things to me. BAD things."
Doctor: "Why certainly, Mister Lynn! Ah, you DO know what my favored treatment regimen is?"
Kyle: "Hit me, Doc, hit me now."
*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*-