Robotech Blooper Reels

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:43 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Rick returns home to find Lisa busy on the computer.

Rick: "What are you up to dear?"

Lisa: "Getting Minmei a guest shot on an internet show."

Rick: "Wait! You're helping Minmei!?!" (Looking over her shoulder at the screen) "Who's ZONE TAN?"

Lynn Kyle: "Doc, you really gotta help me! I just saw my cousin nekkid on the internet and well, it's doing things to me. BAD things."
Doctor: "Why certainly, Mister Lynn! Ah, you DO know what my favored treatment regimen is?"
Kyle: "Hit me, Doc, hit me now."
*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*-

Kyle: (Sizzle) "That isn't what I expected...ouch..." (Sizzle)
Karno: "Kyle! Get out it's a tr --!"

*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*

Doctor: "That'll be enough of that!"
Kyle: "This is awfully familiar..."
Doctor: "You're imagining things!"
Kyle: "But that's what I came here to get help with!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:28 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Rick returns home to find Lisa busy on the computer.

Rick: "What are you up to dear?"

Lisa: "Getting Minmei a guest shot on an internet show."

Rick: "Wait! You're helping Minmei!?!" (Looking over her shoulder at the screen) "Who's ZONE TAN?"

Lynn Kyle: "Doc, you really gotta help me! I just saw my cousin nekkid on the internet and well, it's doing things to me. BAD things."
Doctor: "Why certainly, Mister Lynn! Ah, you DO know what my favored treatment regimen is?"
Kyle: "Hit me, Doc, hit me now."
*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*-

Kyle: (Sizzle) "That isn't what I expected...ouch..." (Sizzle)
Karno: "Kyle! Get out it's a tr --!"

*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*

Doctor: "That'll be enough of that!"
Kyle: "This is awfully familiar..."
Doctor: "You're imagining things!"
Kyle: "But that's what I came here to get help with!"

Whately: (Shaking his computer monitor)

"THAT HUSSY!!! SHE LETS HERSELF GET TIED UP AND DOES A SCENE WITH LEMMY, BUT SHE WON'T GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY!!!"

Doctor: "Settle down Wilbur."

*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*

Whately: (Sizzling slightly) "Thank you Doctor. I'm much calmer now."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:22 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Whately: (Shaking his computer monitor) "THAT HUSSY!!! SHE LETS HERSELF GET TIED UP AND DOES A SCENE WITH LEMMY, BUT SHE WON'T GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY!!!"

Doctor: "Settle down Wilbur."

*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*

Whately: (Sizzling slightly) "Thank you Doctor. I'm much calmer now."

It was an ad for calamari. MInmei was nibbling on a deep-fried breaded tentacle. Lemmy wasn't exactly in a condition to enjoy it.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:30 pm

taalismn wrote:Karno:"...that's funny...I don't recall signing up for a lobotomy...."

(Meanwhile)
Sokol: "Triumvirate brother of mine; you are a true evil sod posing as Karno to sign away his rights like that..."
Darsis: "Hey, maybe if he calms down a bit we'll ALL get in less trouble."

SRoss wrote:Rick returns home to find Lisa busy on the computer.

Rick: "What are you up to dear?"

Lisa: "Getting Minmei a guest shot on an internet show."

Rick: "Wait! You're helping Minmei!?!" (Looking over her shoulder at the screen) "Who's ZONE TAN?"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Rick returns home to find Lisa busy on the computer.

Rick: "What are you up to dear?"

Lisa: "Getting Minmei a guest shot on an internet show."

Rick: "Wait! You're helping Minmei!?!" (Looking over her shoulder at the screen) "Who's ZONE TAN?"

Lynn Kyle: "Doc, you really gotta help me! I just saw my cousin nekkid on the internet and well, it's doing things to me. BAD things."
Doctor: "Why certainly, Mister Lynn! Ah, you DO know what my favored treatment regimen is?"
Kyle: "Hit me, Doc, hit me now."
*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*-

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Rick returns home to find Lisa busy on the computer.

Rick: "What are you up to dear?"

Lisa: "Getting Minmei a guest shot on an internet show."

Rick: "Wait! You're helping Minmei!?!" (Looking over her shoulder at the screen) "Who's ZONE TAN?"

Lynn Kyle: "Doc, you really gotta help me! I just saw my cousin nekkid on the internet and well, it's doing things to me. BAD things."
Doctor: "Why certainly, Mister Lynn! Ah, you DO know what my favored treatment regimen is?"
Kyle: "Hit me, Doc, hit me now."
*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*-

Kyle: (Sizzle) "That isn't what I expected...ouch..." (Sizzle)
Karno: "Kyle! Get out it's a tr --!"

*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*

Doctor: "That'll be enough of that!"
Kyle: "This is awfully familiar..."
Doctor: "You're imagining things!"
Kyle: "But that's what I came here to get help with!"

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Rick returns home to find Lisa busy on the computer.

Rick: "What are you up to dear?"

Lisa: "Getting Minmei a guest shot on an internet show."

Rick: "Wait! You're helping Minmei!?!" (Looking over her shoulder at the screen) "Who's ZONE TAN?"

Lynn Kyle: "Doc, you really gotta help me! I just saw my cousin nekkid on the internet and well, it's doing things to me. BAD things."
Doctor: "Why certainly, Mister Lynn! Ah, you DO know what my favored treatment regimen is?"
Kyle: "Hit me, Doc, hit me now."
*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*-

Kyle: (Sizzle) "That isn't what I expected...ouch..." (Sizzle)
Karno: "Kyle! Get out it's a tr --!"

*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*

Doctor: "That'll be enough of that!"
Kyle: "This is awfully familiar..."
Doctor: "You're imagining things!"
Kyle: "But that's what I came here to get help with!"

Whately: (Shaking his computer monitor) "THAT HUSSY!!! SHE LETS HERSELF GET TIED UP AND DOES A SCENE WITH LEMMY, BUT SHE WON'T GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY!!!"

Doctor: "Settle down Wilbur."

*FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*

Whately: (Sizzling slightly) "Thank you Doctor. I'm much calmer now."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:40 pm

Kyle: "I WAS going to go with a drug-based psychiatric regimen, but..."
"But what?"
Kyle: "The drug dosage was proportional to my stress..."
"And...?"
Kyle: "Ever seen a five pound Prozac pill?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:51 pm

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "I WAS going to go with a drug-based psychiatric regimen, but..."
"But what?"
Kyle: "The drug dosage was proportional to my stress..."
"And...?"
Kyle: "Ever seen a five pound Prozac pill?"

"At least it wasn't one of those you take up your you-know..."
Kyle: :eek:

"So true!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:03 pm

Kyle: (looking at a pill the size of a fruitcake)"Are you SURE you're psychiatrist?"
Doctor Spalding: (who looks coincidentally like Groucho Marx)"Why yes, of veterinary psychiatry. Now open your mouth and say 'nay'!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:20 am

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "I WAS going to go with a drug-based psychiatric regimen, but..."
"But what?"
Kyle: "The drug dosage was proportional to my stress..."
"And...?"
Kyle: "Ever seen a five pound Prozac pill?"

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "I WAS going to go with a drug-based psychiatric regimen, but..."
"But what?"
Kyle: "The drug dosage was proportional to my stress..."
"And...?"
Kyle: "Ever seen a five pound Prozac pill?"

"At least it wasn't one of those you take up your you-know..."
Kyle: "So true!"

taalismn wrote:Kyle: (looking at a pill the size of a fruitcake)"Are you SURE you're psychiatrist?"
Doctor Spalding: (who looks coincidentally like Groucho Marx)"Why yes, of veterinary psychiatry. Now open your mouth and say 'nay'!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:40 am

taalismn wrote:Kyle: (looking at a pill the size of a fruitcake)"Are you SURE you're psychiatrist?"
Doctor Spalding: (who looks coincidentally like Groucho Marx)"Why yes, of veterinary psychiatry. Now open your mouth and say 'nay'!"

(Suddenly, a couple of orderlies rush into the room)

Orderly #1: "There you are! We've been looking all over for you, 'Doctor' Spalding! Time to go back to your room!!"
'Doctor' Spalding: "But I AM a real DOCTOR!!"
Orderly #2: "Of course, you are! Time to put on your jacket!"
Kyle: "You mean he's --"
Orderly #1: "Very."
Kyle: :eek:

"This isn't my day..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:57 pm

Kyle: "So I can leave?"
Orderly #2: "Not so fast...there's a little matter of a prefrontal lobotomy."
Kyle: "Oh, I had that YEARS ago..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:10 pm

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "So I can leave?"
Orderly #2: "Not so fast...there's a little matter of a prefrontal lobotomy."
Kyle: "Oh, I had that YEARS ago..."

Nurse Hugh Mann: "Mr. Kyle! It's time for your Flower of Life Enema..." :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:13 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "So I can leave?"
Orderly #2: "Not so fast...there's a little matter of a prefrontal lobotomy."
Kyle: "Oh, I had that YEARS ago..."

Nurse Hugh Mann: "Mr. Kyle! It's time for your Flower of Life Enema..."

Kyle: "How are the circuit breakers in this dump? I feel the tingle of high voltage coming on..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:54 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: (looking at a pill the size of a fruitcake)"Are you SURE you're psychiatrist?"
Doctor Spalding: (who looks coincidentally like Groucho Marx)"Why yes, of veterinary psychiatry. Now open your mouth and say 'nay'!"

(Suddenly, a couple of orderlies rush into the room)

Orderly #1: "There you are! We've been looking all over for you, 'Doctor' Spalding! Time to go back to your room!!"
'Doctor' Spalding: "But I AM a real DOCTOR!!"
Orderly #2: "Of course, you are! Time to put on your jacket!"
Kyle: "You mean he's --"
Orderly #1: "Very."
Kyle: "This isn't my day..."

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "So I can leave?"
Orderly #2: "Not so fast...there's a little matter of a prefrontal lobotomy."
Kyle: "Oh, I had that YEARS ago..."

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "So I can leave?"
Orderly #2: "Not so fast...there's a little matter of a prefrontal lobotomy."
Kyle: "Oh, I had that YEARS ago..."

Nurse Hugh Mann: "Mr. Kyle! It's time for your Flower of Life Enema..."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "So I can leave?"
Orderly #2: "Not so fast...there's a little matter of a prefrontal lobotomy."
Kyle: "Oh, I had that YEARS ago..."

Nurse Hugh Mann: "Mr. Kyle! It's time for your Flower of Life Enema..."

Kyle: "How are the circuit breakers in this dump? I feel the tingle of high voltage coming on..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:53 pm

Signs Your Robotechnology May Be a Generation Out of Date:

-You have to start your mecha with a pull-lanyard.

-You have to wait until your Reflex Furnace gets up a full head of steam before you can start out

-Maximum acceleration is dependent on how fast you can shovel coal into the Reflex Furnace

-Your main reactor has a steam whistle attached to it.

-You overload your main powerplant and the rivets start popping off it.

-Your HUD features a miniature cuckoo behind a door

-You have to wind up your Cyclone with a large metal key

-You spent several hours after the last combat replacing the rubber bands in your mecha's limbs

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:26 pm

- You use batteeries to power your mecha

- Your armor looks like it was put together with duct tape

- Your power systems drain after someone pushes the 'on' switch

- You use sling shot as your mecha's main weapon

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:13 pm

- Its held up with strings

- The thrusters are just a pair of sparklers lit by a stage hand

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:53 pm

-Your female CVR-3 armor has a bolted metal corset and a hoop skirt.

-Your laser rifle needs to have its candle lit before firing.

-Your surface to space launch system uses dynamite.

-Your aircraft's jet turbines need to be hand-cranked to start.

-Your radio set only has a Morse Code key.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:34 pm

taalismn wrote:Signs Your Robotechnology May Be a Generation Out of Date:

-You have to start your mecha with a pull-lanyard.

-You have to wait until your Reflex Furnace gets up a full head of steam before you can start out

-Maximum acceleration is dependent on how fast you can shovel coal into the Reflex Furnace

-Your main reactor has a steam whistle attached to it.

-You overload your main powerplant and the rivets start popping off it.

-Your HUD features a miniature cuckoo behind a door

-You have to wind up your Cyclone with a large metal key

-You spent several hours after the last combat replacing the rubber bands in your mecha's limbs

Arnie100 wrote:- You use batteeries to power your mecha

- Your armor looks like it was put together with duct tape

- Your power systems drain after someone pushes the 'on' switch

- You use sling shot as your mecha's main weapon

SRoss wrote:- Its held up with strings

- The thrusters are just a pair of sparklers lit by a stage hand

taalismn wrote:-Your female CVR-3 armor has a bolted metal corset and a hoop skirt.

-Your laser rifle needs to have its candle lit before firing.

-Your surface to space launch system uses dynamite.

-Your aircraft's jet turbines need to be hand-cranked to start.

-Your radio set only has a Morse Code key.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:26 pm

-Your battlecruiser has paddlewheels

-Your 'armored cavalry' runs on oats

-Your air corps' first encounter with Bioroids mighta lasted longer if the fabric on the wings hadn't caught fire.

-Your Airborne Division's attempt to drop behind enemy lines was a failure because the catapult snapped.

-Your Hovertank requires a crew of four; one to pilot, and three to clean out, load, ram, and fire the muzzle-loading main cannon.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:33 am

- Your mecha looks like it was something out of the Flintstones

- You use your and your co-pilot's feet to power the mecha

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:22 am

-Your EVA suit's brass helmet weighs nearly as much as you do

-Your ship's main computer is an abacus

-You might have kiled Khyron if your flintlock hadn't jammed

-You might have escaped the Zentraedi on Macross Island, but the wind was working against you.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:08 pm

taalismn wrote:-Your battlecruiser has paddlewheels

-Your 'armored cavalry' runs on oats

-Your air corps' first encounter with Bioroids mighta lasted longer if the fabric on the wings hadn't caught fire.

-Your Airborne Division's attempt to drop behind enemy lines was a failure because the catapult snapped.

-Your Hovertank requires a crew of four; one to pilot, and three to clean out, load, ram, and fire the muzzle-loading main cannon.

Arnie100 wrote:- Your mecha looks like it was something out of the Flintstones

- You use your and your co-pilot's feet to power the mecha

taalismn wrote:-Your EVA suit's brass helmet weighs nearly as much as you do

-Your ship's main computer is an abacus

-You might have kiled Khyron if your flintlock hadn't jammed

-You might have escaped the Zentraedi on Macross Island, but the wind was working against you.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:12 pm

- Louie doesn't know what it is

- You have to kick your mecha a couple of times to get it to start

- Khyron laughs at you when you show up for battle

- The Haydonites didn't even bother to put Shadowtech in your mecha

Sgt Anjay · Unread post by **Sgt Anjay** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:01 pm

- start up requires an 8" floppy boot disk

- they had to uninstall the nose lasers because there weren't enough PCI slots

- your "targeting system" includes a spyglass

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:14 pm

-You think enclosed canopies on Veritechs are 'too newfangled' to give them a try

-Your state of the art space navigation system is a sextant

-Your onboard generator is handcranked

-Your battery system is a bucket of lemons with zinc rods stuck in them

-Your cockpit electronic display features 'Pacman' on it.

-Your landing gear features a nautical anchor and chain

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:27 pm

- Your callsign's 'Captain Caveman'

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:18 pm

-You have a squadron comm-code for 'fix bayonets'.

-Your gunpod is an arbalest.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:42 pm

Arnie100 wrote:- Louie doesn't know what it is

- You have to kick your mecha a couple of times to get it to start

- Khyron laughs at you when you show up for battle

- The Haydonites didn't even bother to put Shadowtech in your mecha

Sgt Anjay wrote:- start up requires an 8" floppy boot disk

- they had to uninstall the nose lasers because there weren't enough PCI slots

- your "targeting system" includes a spyglass

taalismn wrote:-You think enclosed canopies on Veritechs are 'too newfangled' to give them a try

-Your state of the art space navigation system is a sextant

-Your onboard generator is handcranked

-Your battery system is a bucket of lemons with zinc rods stuck in them

-Your cockpit electronic display features 'Pacman' on it.

-Your landing gear features a nautical anchor and chain

Arnie100 wrote:- Your callsign's 'Captain Caveman'

taalismn wrote:-You have a squadron comm-code for 'fix bayonets'.

-Your gunpod is an arbalest.

glitterboy2098 · Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:40 am

-your mecha's emergency power keeps failing because the hamster gets tired.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:57 am

glitterboy2098 wrote:-your mecha's emergency power keeps failing because the hamster gets tired.

-Your mecha's PRIMARY power supply keeps failing because the mule gets tired.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:24 pm

glitterboy2098 wrote:-your mecha's emergency power keeps failing because the hamster gets tired.

taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:-your mecha's emergency power keeps failing because the hamster gets tired.

-Your mecha's PRIMARY power supply keeps failing because the mule gets tired.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:28 pm

Why We No Longer Allow Louie Nichols to Get Drunk:

-The GMP has threatened us with secret execution if their communications network isn't taken off the Viagra spamming lists.

-The office lights in every building in Monument City spelling out Louie's name(or depicting an outline of his head) is getting rather old.

-THe GMP has threatened secret torture is we don't stop the GMP 'bots from doing the macarana IMMEDIATELY.

-This is the fifth time this week we've had to recover a squad member from a distant country thanks to a miniature SpaceFold. Angelo was NOT very happy to step into the shower in the barracks and step out in the middle of the New Moscow Parliament.

-The planetary red alert called because of imminent invasion by 'Q-bert'.

-The Black Lions would like to get their mecha back from whoever bought them off on 'eBay'.

-The Navy would like to know who the hell diddled the navigation systems, resulting in one of their Daedalus-class submersible troop carriers surfacing in the middle of Monument Park.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:47 am

taalismn wrote:Why We No Longer Allow Louie Nichols to Get Drunk:

-The GMP has threatened us with secret execution if their communications network isn't taken off the Viagra spamming lists.

-The office lights in every building in Monument City spelling out Louie's name(or depicting an outline of his head) is getting rather old.

-THe GMP has threatened secret torture is we don't stop the GMP 'bots from doing the macarana IMMEDIATELY.

-This is the fifth time this week we've had to recover a squad member from a distant country thanks to a miniature SpaceFold. Angelo was NOT very happy to step into the shower in the barracks and step out in the middle of the New Moscow Parliament.

-The planetary red alert called because of imminent invasion by 'Q-bert'.

-The Black Lions would like to get their mecha back from whoever bought them off on 'eBay'.

-The Navy would like to know who the hell diddled the navigation systems, resulting in one of their Daedalus-class submersible troop carriers surfacing in the middle of Monument Park.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:35 pm

taalismn wrote:Why We No Longer Allow Louie Nichols to Get Drunk:

-The GMP has threatened us with secret execution if their communications network isn't taken off the Viagra spamming lists.

-The office lights in every building in Monument City spelling out Louie's name(or depicting an outline of his head) is getting rather old.

-THe GMP has threatened secret torture is we don't stop the GMP 'bots from doing the macarana IMMEDIATELY.

-This is the fifth time this week we've had to recover a squad member from a distant country thanks to a miniature SpaceFold. Angelo was NOT very happy to step into the shower in the barracks and step out in the middle of the New Moscow Parliament.

-The planetary red alert called because of imminent invasion by 'Q-bert'.

-The Black Lions would like to get their mecha back from whoever bought them off on 'eBay'.

-The Navy would like to know who the hell diddled the navigation systems, resulting in one of their Daedalus-class submersible troop carriers surfacing in the middle of Monument Park.

-Command would like to know how he locked the monitor on to the women's showers aboard the Master's Mothership. Not that they mind, they just want to know how he did it, and can he do it again.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:14 pm

-The whole weaponizng of the 15th's dirty laundry. Nobody wants to be the one to defuse an unexploded pair of Phillips' underwear...

-Marie Crystal's STILL recovering from when her AJACS' computers decided to 'take her for a ride'.

-The Pupil Pistol 'Score System' that for every kill made with it, diverts a 'royalty payment' in real credits from the Paymaster's office to Louie's accounts.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:10 pm

- Louie mistakes a GMP robot for Janice and does...YOU KNOW...

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:08 pm

Arnie100 wrote:- Louie mistakes a GMP robot for Janice and does...YOU KNOW...

Nova: "Normally I'd break every bone in your body Louie, the robot did that already."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:52 pm

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:- Louie mistakes a GMP robot for Janice and does...YOU KNOW...

Nova: "Normally I'd break every bone in your body Louie, the robot did that already."

Phillips: "You know, Louie, seemed like in that fortunately short-lived relationship, that the 'bot was the MAN!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:50 pm

Janice: "Louie! You CHEATED on me!!" (Runs off)
Louie: "Wait! I can explain! I think..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:00 am

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Why We No Longer Allow Louie Nichols to Get Drunk:

-The GMP has threatened us with secret execution if their communications network isn't taken off the Viagra spamming lists.

-The office lights in every building in Monument City spelling out Louie's name(or depicting an outline of his head) is getting rather old.

-THe GMP has threatened secret torture is we don't stop the GMP 'bots from doing the macarana IMMEDIATELY.

-This is the fifth time this week we've had to recover a squad member from a distant country thanks to a miniature SpaceFold. Angelo was NOT very happy to step into the shower in the barracks and step out in the middle of the New Moscow Parliament.

-The planetary red alert called because of imminent invasion by 'Q-bert'.

-The Black Lions would like to get their mecha back from whoever bought them off on 'eBay'.

-The Navy would like to know who the hell diddled the navigation systems, resulting in one of their Daedalus-class submersible troop carriers surfacing in the middle of Monument Park.

-Command would like to know how he locked the monitor on to the women's showers aboard the Master's Mothership. Not that they mind, they just want to know how he did it, and can he do it again.

taalismn wrote:-The whole weaponizng of the 15th's dirty laundry. Nobody wants to be the one to defuse an unexploded pair of Phillips' underwear...

-Marie Crystal's STILL recovering from when her AJACS' computers decided to 'take her for a ride'.

-The Pupil Pistol 'Score System' that for every kill made with it, diverts a 'royalty payment' in real credits from the Paymaster's office to Louie's accounts.

Arnie100 wrote:- Louie mistakes a GMP robot for Janice and does...YOU KNOW...

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:- Louie mistakes a GMP robot for Janice and does...YOU KNOW...

Nova: "Normally I'd break every bone in your body Louie, the robot did that already."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:- Louie mistakes a GMP robot for Janice and does...YOU KNOW...

Nova: "Normally I'd break every bone in your body Louie, the robot did that already."

Phillips: "You know, Louie, seemed like in that fortunately short-lived relationship, that the 'bot was the MAN!"

Arnie100 wrote:Janice: "Louie! You CHEATED on me!!" (Runs off)
Louie: "Wait! I can explain! I think..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:38 pm

-If Louie violates temporal casualty one more time, we WILL tell the Civil Defense Unit who's responsible for the rash of dinosaur rampages in downtown Monument

-No more playing 'Re-animator' with Angelo's fruitcake.

-Henceforth, Louie, drunk or not, is required to post PROMINENT warning stickers on any hardware he has 'souped up'. This is RETROACTIVE, so by the time he finishes applying this regulation to everything in the barracks, Angelo should be out of the ICU after the kitchen microwave oven incident.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:55 pm

-Louie replaced Dana's hair spray with MDC armour spray.

-Louie replaced Nova and Marie's hair spray with nanites that switched their hair colours, and then switched though the colour spectrum every time they tried to wash it out.

-Louie switched Sean's body soap with 'Ode de Flower of Life'.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:57 pm

taalismn wrote:-If Louie violates temporal casualty one more time, we WILL tell the Civil Defense Unit who's responsible for the rash of dinosaur rampages in downtown Monument.

Bowie: "Hey Louie! There's a doctor Helen Cutter here to see you!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:29 pm

SRoss wrote:-Louie replaced Dana's hair spray with MDC armour spray.

-Louie replaced Nova and Marie's hair spray with nanites that switched their hair colours, and then switched though the colour spectrum every time they tried to wash it out.

-Louie switched Sean's body soap with 'Ode de Flower of Life'.

-Louie is now frantically trying to get into an offworld witness protection program(that Nova DOESN'T have access to).

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:01 pm

-Louie built a working Striker unit for Maia, but can't for for the life of him, figure out how!?!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:05 pm

SRoss wrote:-Louie built a working Striker unit for Maia, but can't for for the life of him, figure out how!?!

-Unfortunately, he built it with her INSIDE it already and didn't build in a working hatch/canopy.
This raises a few problems(and disturbing questions):
1) at the time she was off-duty and in bed.
2) How do we get it out of the living quarters section of the base/ship?
3) How do we get Maia OUT of it?
4) How do we stop Maia from killing Louie?

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:09 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:-Louie built a working Striker unit for Maia, but can't for for the life of him, figure out how!?!

-Unfortunately, he built it with her INSIDE it already and didn't build in a working hatch/canopy.
This raises a few problems(and disturbing questions):
1) at the time she was off-duty and in bed.
2) How do we get it out of the living quarters section of the base/ship?
3) How do we get Maia OUT of it?
4) How do we stop Maia from killing Louie?

The image of Maia trying to chase Louie with the Striker unit on her legs, at least until she figures out she can fly, is worth it.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:30 pm

SRoss wrote:[The image of Maia trying to chase Louie with the Striker unit on her legs, at least until she figures out she can fly, is worth it.

The image of Louie trying to hide behind a barricade of furniture in a pilots' lounge or conference room, while a giant mecha arm , sticking in the door, is groping around searching for him, even more worth it.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:55 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[The image of Maia trying to chase Louie with the Striker unit on her legs, at least until she figures out she can fly, is worth it.

The image of Louie trying to hide behind a barricade of furniture in a pilots' lounge or conference room, while a giant mecha arm , sticking in the door, is groping around searching for him, even more worth it.

Umm,

I was referring to the Striker unit from Strike Witches, what one are you thinking of?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:56 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[The image of Maia trying to chase Louie with the Striker unit on her legs, at least until she figures out she can fly, is worth it.

The image of Louie trying to hide behind a barricade of furniture in a pilots' lounge or conference room, while a giant mecha arm , sticking in the door, is groping around searching for him, even more worth it.

Umm,

I was referring to the Striker unit from Strike Witches, what one are you thinking of?

The Striker from the first edition rules Return of the Masters supplement.