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no arms.. just legs.
striker unit ..img

i'd say the above would be the one louie built, because rule of funny.
though the question is, which plane formed the basis of the one Louie built? :)
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glitterboy2098 wrote:no arms.. just legs.
striker unit ..img

i'd say the above would be the one louie built, because rule of funny.
though the question is, which plane formed the basis of the one Louie built? :)


Yep! That's one. :D

It's that whole idea of building something that shouldn't work and having no idea WHY it works!
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glitterboy2098 wrote:no arms.. just legs.
striker unit ..img

i'd say the above would be the one louie built, because rule of funny.
though the question is, which plane formed the basis of the one Louie built? :)



"You devised a super-science flying system that uses a PULL-STARTER?!"
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taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:no arms.. just legs.
striker unit ..img

i'd say the above would be the one louie built, because rule of funny.
though the question is, which plane formed the basis of the one Louie built? :)



"You devised a super-science flying system that uses a PULL-STARTER?!"


"I couldn't help it! The budget cuts have been hitting us hard!!"
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:no arms.. just legs.
striker unit ..img

i'd say the above would be the one louie built, because rule of funny.
though the question is, which plane formed the basis of the one Louie built? :)



"You devised a super-science flying system that uses a PULL-STARTER?!"


"I couldn't help it! The budget cuts have been hitting us hard!!"


Marie Crystal: "Tell me about it. The TASC surface to orbit booster system is now a metal bucket and several sticks of dynamite."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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- "At least you got dynamite, all we got were rubber bands and y-shaped sticks!"
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Arnie100 wrote:- "At least you got dynamite, all we got were rubber bands and y-shaped sticks!"


Cosmic Unit: "You lucky bastards! You got rubber bands! All they gave us was a kick in the ass and a command to flap our arms as fast as we could!"
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ATAC Tanker: "What are they complainin' about? Have you seen the hand cranks we got!? They look like they've been around since Biblical times!"
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taalismn wrote:-If Louie violates temporal casualty one more time, we WILL tell the Civil Defense Unit who's responsible for the rash of dinosaur rampages in downtown Monument

-No more playing 'Re-animator' with Angelo's fruitcake.

-Henceforth, Louie, drunk or not, is required to post PROMINENT warning stickers on any hardware he has 'souped up'. This is RETROACTIVE, so by the time he finishes applying this regulation to everything in the barracks, Angelo should be out of the ICU after the kitchen microwave oven incident.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:-Louie replaced Dana's hair spray with MDC armour spray.

-Louie replaced Nova and Marie's hair spray with nanites that switched their hair colours, and then switched though the colour spectrum every time they tried to wash it out.

-Louie switched Sean's body soap with 'Ode de Flower of Life'.


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:-If Louie violates temporal casualty one more time, we WILL tell the Civil Defense Unit who's responsible for the rash of dinosaur rampages in downtown Monument.


Bowie: "Hey Louie! There's a doctor Helen Cutter here to see you!"


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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:-Louie replaced Dana's hair spray with MDC armour spray.

-Louie replaced Nova and Marie's hair spray with nanites that switched their hair colours, and then switched though the colour spectrum every time they tried to wash it out.

-Louie switched Sean's body soap with 'Ode de Flower of Life'.



-Louie is now frantically trying to get into an offworld witness protection program(that Nova DOESN'T have access to).


:lol:

SRoss wrote:-Louie built a working Striker unit for Maia, but can't for for the life of him, figure out how!?!


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:-Louie built a working Striker unit for Maia, but can't for for the life of him, figure out how!?!



-Unfortunately, he built it with her INSIDE it already and didn't build in a working hatch/canopy.
This raises a few problems(and disturbing questions):
1) at the time she was off-duty and in bed.
2) How do we get it out of the living quarters section of the base/ship?
3) How do we get Maia OUT of it?
4) How do we stop Maia from killing Louie?


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:-Louie built a working Striker unit for Maia, but can't for for the life of him, figure out how!?!



-Unfortunately, he built it with her INSIDE it already and didn't build in a working hatch/canopy.
This raises a few problems(and disturbing questions):
1) at the time she was off-duty and in bed.
2) How do we get it out of the living quarters section of the base/ship?
3) How do we get Maia OUT of it?
4) How do we stop Maia from killing Louie?


The image of Maia trying to chase Louie with the Striker unit on her legs, at least until she figures out she can fly, is worth it. :D


:lol: Yep!
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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[The image of Maia trying to chase Louie with the Striker unit on her legs, at least until she figures out she can fly, is worth it. :D



The image of Louie trying to hide behind a barricade of furniture in a pilots' lounge or conference room, while a giant mecha arm , sticking in the door, is groping around searching for him, even more worth it. :P


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[The image of Maia trying to chase Louie with the Striker unit on her legs, at least until she figures out she can fly, is worth it. :D



The image of Louie trying to hide behind a barricade of furniture in a pilots' lounge or conference room, while a giant mecha arm , sticking in the door, is groping around searching for him, even more worth it. :P


Umm,

I was referring to the Striker unit from Strike Witches, what one are you thinking of?


I was thinking of Return of the Masters.

glitterboy2098 wrote:no arms.. just legs.
striker unit ..img

i'd say the above would be the one louie built, because rule of funny.
though the question is, which plane formed the basis of the one Louie built? :)


VF-1 maybe?

taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:no arms.. just legs.
striker unit ..img

i'd say the above would be the one louie built, because rule of funny.
though the question is, which plane formed the basis of the one Louie built? :)



"You devised a super-science flying system that uses a PULL-STARTER?!"


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:no arms.. just legs.
striker unit ..img

i'd say the above would be the one louie built, because rule of funny.
though the question is, which plane formed the basis of the one Louie built? :)



"You devised a super-science flying system that uses a PULL-STARTER?!"


"I couldn't help it! The budget cuts have been hitting us hard!!"


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:no arms.. just legs.
striker unit ..img

i'd say the above would be the one louie built, because rule of funny.
though the question is, which plane formed the basis of the one Louie built? :)



"You devised a super-science flying system that uses a PULL-STARTER?!"


"I couldn't help it! The budget cuts have been hitting us hard!!"


Marie Crystal: "Tell me about it. The TASC surface to orbit booster system is now a metal bucket and several sticks of dynamite."


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:- "At least you got dynamite, all we got were rubber bands and y-shaped sticks!"


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:- "At least you got dynamite, all we got were rubber bands and y-shaped sticks!"


Cosmic Unit: "You lucky bastards! You got rubber bands! All they gave us was a kick in the ass and a command to flap our arms as fast as we could!"


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:ATAC Tanker: "What are they complainin' about? Have you seen the hand cranks we got!? They look like they've been around since Biblical times!"


:lol:
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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[The image of Maia trying to chase Louie with the Striker unit on her legs, at least until she figures out she can fly, is worth it. :D



The image of Louie trying to hide behind a barricade of furniture in a pilots' lounge or conference room, while a giant mecha arm , sticking in the door, is groping around searching for him, even more worth it. :P


Umm,

I was referring to the Striker unit from Strike Witches, what one are you thinking of?



The Striker from the first edition rules Return of the Masters supplement.


My version of Return of the Masters is the truncated first printing. :nh:
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A massive Haydonite Dreadnaught moves to attack our heroes.

Haydonite: "Organics cannot comprehend the power of HOLY CRAP!!!"

Maia wearing the Striker unit shoots her way through the front and out the back of the Dreadnaught, causing it to explode.
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SRoss wrote:A massive Haydonite Dreadnaught moves to attack our heroes.

Haydonite: "Organics cannot comprehend the power of HOLY CRAP!!!"

Maia wearing the Striker unit shoots her way through the front and out the back of the Dreadnaught, causing it to explode.


Maia: And this is for my family onboard the SDF-3, dead OR alive!
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Maia: "louie, i don't mind using these leg things. kinda neat actually. the cat ears and tail is annoying, but i can live with it. but why the hell can't i wear pants? Pervert!"
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glitterboy2098 wrote:Maia: "louie, i don't mind using these leg things. kinda neat actually. the cat ears and tail is annoying, but i can live with it. but why the hell can't i wear pants? Pervert!"


She turns back to see Marcus and rest of the guys trying to sheepishly hide their binoculars.
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SRoss wrote:A massive Haydonite Dreadnaught moves to attack our heroes.

Haydonite: "Organics cannot comprehend the power of HOLY CRAP!!!"

Maia wearing the Striker unit shoots her way through the front and out the back of the Dreadnaught, causing it to explode.


:lol: :lol:

SailorCallie wrote:
SRoss wrote:A massive Haydonite Dreadnaught moves to attack our heroes.

Haydonite: "Organics cannot comprehend the power of HOLY CRAP!!!"

Maia wearing the Striker unit shoots her way through the front and out the back of the Dreadnaught, causing it to explode.


Maia: And this is for my family onboard the SDF-3, dead OR alive!


:lol:

glitterboy2098 wrote:Maia: "louie, i don't mind using these leg things. kinda neat actually. the cat ears and tail is annoying, but i can live with it. but why the hell can't i wear pants? Pervert!"


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:Maia: "louie, i don't mind using these leg things. kinda neat actually. the cat ears and tail is annoying, but i can live with it. but why the hell can't i wear pants? Pervert!"


She turns back to see Marcus and rest of the guys trying to sheepishly hide their binoculars.


:lol: :lol: :lol: Now I can just see the rest of the girls waking up just like Maia.
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Louie: "But, guys! I don't know how I did it the first time! I was drunk at the time!!!"

Scott: "Marcus, you force feed him the vodka! I'll ready the gin!!!"
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SRoss wrote:A massive Haydonite Dreadnaught moves to attack our heroes.

Haydonite: "Organics cannot comprehend the power of HOLY CRAP!!!"

Maia wearing the Striker unit shoots her way through the front and out the back of the Dreadnaught, causing it to explode.


Haydonite: "HOW the hell is it that we don't get ANY legs at all, but their women get ROCKET-BOOTS!!!!??? AND she gets to do shoe endorsements!!!!"
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glitterboy2098 wrote:Maia: "louie, i don't mind using these leg things. kinda neat actually. the cat ears and tail is annoying, but i can live with it. but why the hell can't i wear pants? Pervert!"


Annie: "Ooohhhh...is that what I think it is!?"
Maia: "Oh no..."
Scott: "Maybe that's not a good idea after all!"
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Why It's a Bad Idea to Get Dana Sterling Drunk:

-"Dana...you're my friend and all, but if I have to hear ONE MORE %^(^*^ING TIME about all your dead boyfriends, I SWEAR I will either shoot you or myself through the head TO MAKE IT STOP!"

-"Hello, 911? I just got slobbered on by a drunk Dana Sterling and she told me I was her 'bestest friend ever'. I'd like to reserve the ICU for myself?"

-"Because even drunk, half-Zentraedi are among the rowdiest warriors in the universe...."

-"Got a DUI in a Hovertank doing target practice out in the suburbs. I'm calling from a public payphone because my police car was part of the target practice."

-"Hello, 911? I got kind of wasted last night at the bar and woke up this morning naked and in bed with a chick by the name of Dana Sterling...I'm gonna die, ain't I?"
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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- "911? This crazy blonde woman is banging on my front door and telling me I'm one of her deadbeat boyfriends! I really have no idea who she is! Please! Send help! I'm afraid!"
- "Alright, Mr. Dante...we'll send someone over right away!"
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-"911? This crazy blond chick was drunkenly singing Minmei songs when she got attacked by this crazy half-Chinese chick! They're still at it!"
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-"Mr. Dante, please stop making these calls...or we may end up sending the GMP after YOU. Thank you and have a nice day!"
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-"Hello, GMP? Some crazy and drunk blond woman is hitting on my son, and I'm afraid his life is in grave danger!"
-"Missuz Dante? Is that you? We DO have caller ID, you know!"
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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And the Turning of a Page"

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SRoss wrote:Louie: "But, guys! I don't know how I did it the first time! I was drunk at the time!!!"

Scott: "Marcus, you force feed him the vodka! I'll ready the gin!!!"


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:A massive Haydonite Dreadnaught moves to attack our heroes.

Haydonite: "Organics cannot comprehend the power of HOLY CRAP!!!"

Maia wearing the Striker unit shoots her way through the front and out the back of the Dreadnaught, causing it to explode.


Haydonite: "HOW the hell is it that we don't get ANY legs at all, but their women get ROCKET-BOOTS!!!!??? AND she gets to do shoe endorsements!!!!"


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:Maia: "louie, i don't mind using these leg things. kinda neat actually. the cat ears and tail is annoying, but i can live with it. but why the hell can't i wear pants? Pervert!"


Annie: "Ooohhhh...is that what I think it is!?"
Maia: "Oh no..."
Scott: "Maybe that's not a good idea after all!"


:lol:

taalismn wrote:Why It's a Bad Idea to Get Dana Sterling Drunk:

-"Dana...you're my friend and all, but if I have to hear ONE MORE %^(^*^ING TIME about all your dead boyfriends, I SWEAR I will either shoot you or myself through the head TO MAKE IT STOP!"

-"Hello, 911? I just got slobbered on by a drunk Dana Sterling and she told me I was her 'bestest friend ever'. I'd like to reserve the ICU for myself?"

-"Because even drunk, half-Zentraedi are among the rowdiest warriors in the universe...."

-"Got a DUI in a Hovertank doing target practice out in the suburbs. I'm calling from a public payphone because my police car was part of the target practice."

-"Hello, 911? I got kind of wasted last night at the bar and woke up this morning naked and in bed with a chick by the name of Dana Sterling...I'm gonna die, ain't I?"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:- "911? This crazy blonde woman is banging on my front door and telling me I'm one of her deadbeat boyfriends! I really have no idea who she is! Please! Send help! I'm afraid!"
- "Alright, Mr. Dante...we'll send someone over right away!"


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:-"911? This crazy blond chick was drunkenly singing Minmei songs when she got attacked by this crazy half-Chinese chick! They're still at it!"


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:-"Mr. Dante, please stop making these calls...or we may end up sending the GMP after YOU. Thank you and have a nice day!"


:lol: Dante: NO! Wait! Please have them take me!

taalismn wrote:-"Hello, GMP? Some crazy and drunk blond woman is hitting on my son, and I'm afraid his life is in grave danger!"
-"Missuz Dante? Is that you? We DO have caller ID, you know!"


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Things You DON'T Want to Hear When Having Your First Child in a Mixed Extraterrestrial Marriage:

"Well, Mister and Missus Sterling/Bernard/Belmont, you heard the expression, 'I'll be happy if it has two arms and two legs'? Well, what do you feel about MORE?"

"After that delivery, I'm swearing off ordering squid."

"IT'S ALIVE!!!"

"That strange glow ain't coming from the overheads!"

"Good Lord, what is THAT?!"

"Call Security and cordon off this room IMMEDIATELY!"

"Congratulations! You're new parents of a happy, bouncing...well, to be honest, we don't know WHAT it is...but it's definitely bouncing, and it seems happy..."

"Nice gag, nurses, but practical jokes have no place in a delivery room. Now where's the baby, really?"

"Funny, the ultrasounds didn't show THIS..."

"If you're planning on having any more kids, please warn the staff ahead of time so they can get some body armor?"

"The delivery went fine, but the mother wiped out most of the nursing staff. You'll be getting the ICU bill..."

"Your child is healthy. VERY healthy. Healthy enough to have broken, body and soul, three nurses, two presiding physicians, four interns, and three security officers. Other than that, your child is sleeping peacefully...as far as we can tell. Please remain behind the security barricade?"

"THe delivery was successful. Now, I'm going to get myself drunk enough to hopefully forget everything I've seen these last forty-eight hours."

"Sir, have you considered adopting next time? Or at least having yourself sterilized?"

"Well, the stars seem to have been right for this! F'tag glah'gkak'r'y'lyh-"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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And the Turning of a Page"

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"Now I'll just slap the baby to induce ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!"

"HOVERTANKS TO MATERITY! REPEAT! HOVERTANKS TO MATERITY! STAT!!!"
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- "Wait...is the baby supposed to change colors like that?"

- "So a baby can fly, it's not a big deal. Is it?"

- "No Dr. Zand you can't give the baby protoculture just yet."
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"MEDICAL EMERGENCY! THE MOTHER SHOVED DR. ZAND'S HEAD UP HIS ... EEEWWW!"

"Wow, I've never seen something cute and seemingly helpless beat the crap outa Annie before."
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"...ah, you folks were taking fertility drugs, right?"

"The baby's all right. We're still trying to get the umbilical cord from around the doctor's neck, however."

"Your wife comes from a planet without a yellow sun, I take it?"

"You know, mutant powers aren't supposed to manifest until the teens..."

"Sorta wish you'd given us warning that a bunch of Invid would show to 'pay homage to the new Princess'."

"...we're not actually sure HOW your wife had a two ton baby inside her..."
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"BIOSANITATION SQUAD TO MATERNITY! REPEAT! BIOSANITATION SQUAD TO MATERNITY! STAT!!!"

"Congratulations! You have a healthy baby ... umm ... err?" :erm:
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"You know what's neat, Mister Grant? Your triplets. Slap one of them and they ALL start crying!"
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ROBOTECH The Musical OST


J.A.N.I.C.E. singing to Minmei.
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taalismn wrote:Things You DON'T Want to Hear When Having Your First Child in a Mixed Extraterrestrial Marriage:

"Well, Mister and Missus Sterling/Bernard/Belmont, you heard the expression, 'I'll be happy if it has two arms and two legs'? Well, what do you feel about MORE?"

"After that delivery, I'm swearing off ordering squid."

"IT'S ALIVE!!!"

"That strange glow ain't coming from the overheads!"

"Good Lord, what is THAT?!"

"Call Security and cordon off this room IMMEDIATELY!"

"Congratulations! You're new parents of a happy, bouncing...well, to be honest, we don't know WHAT it is...but it's definitely bouncing, and it seems happy..."

"Nice gag, nurses, but practical jokes have no place in a delivery room. Now where's the baby, really?"

"Funny, the ultrasounds didn't show THIS..."

"If you're planning on having any more kids, please warn the staff ahead of time so they can get some body armor?"

"The delivery went fine, but the mother wiped out most of the nursing staff. You'll be getting the ICU bill..."

"Your child is healthy. VERY healthy. Healthy enough to have broken, body and soul, three nurses, two presiding physicians, four interns, and three security officers. Other than that, your child is sleeping peacefully...as far as we can tell. Please remain behind the security barricade?"

"THe delivery was successful. Now, I'm going to get myself drunk enough to hopefully forget everything I've seen these last forty-eight hours."

"Sir, have you considered adopting next time? Or at least having yourself sterilized?"

"Well, the stars seem to have been right for this! F'tag glah'gkak'r'y'lyh-"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:"Now I'll just slap the baby to induce ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!"

"HOVERTANKS TO MATERITY! REPEAT! HOVERTANKS TO MATERITY! STAT!!!"


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:- "Wait...is the baby supposed to change colors like that?"

- "So a baby can fly, it's not a big deal. Is it?"

- "No Dr. Zand you can't give the baby protoculture just yet."


:lol:

SRoss wrote:"MEDICAL EMERGENCY! THE MOTHER SHOVED DR. ZAND'S HEAD UP HIS ... EEEWWW!"

"Wow, I've never seen something cute and seemingly helpless beat the crap outa Annie before."


:lol: :lol: :shock:

taalismn wrote:"...ah, you folks were taking fertility drugs, right?"

"The baby's all right. We're still trying to get the umbilical cord from around the doctor's neck, however."

"Your wife comes from a planet without a yellow sun, I take it?"

"You know, mutant powers aren't supposed to manifest until the teens..."

"Sorta wish you'd given us warning that a bunch of Invid would show to 'pay homage to the new Princess'."

"...we're not actually sure HOW your wife had a two ton baby inside her..."


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:"BIOSANITATION SQUAD TO MATERNITY! REPEAT! BIOSANITATION SQUAD TO MATERNITY! STAT!!!"

"Congratulations! You have a healthy baby ... umm ... err?" :erm:


:lol:

glitterboy2098 wrote:"congratulations, its an egg"


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:"You know what's neat, Mister Grant? Your triplets. Slap one of them and they ALL start crying!"


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
ROBOTECH The Musical OST


J.A.N.I.C.E. singing to Minmei.


:lol: :lol:
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Lisa: "RICK! THAT'S NOT ME!!! YOU SLEPT WITH ONE OF THE GURA CLONES! YOU IDIOT!!!"
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SRoss wrote:Lisa: "RICK! THAT'S NOT ME!!! YOU SLEPT WITH ONE OF THE GURA CLONES! YOU IDIOT!!!"


Guess who's in the doghouse? :lol:
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="ZOR! YYAAAGGGHHHHH!!! I SWEAR -YOU'RE- HAVING THE NEXT ONE!!! EVEN IF I HAVE TO HAVE YOU *GRUNT!!!* CLONE-RESURRECTED AS A WOMAN!!!!"
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And the Turning of a Page"

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- "Hey Doc! Are the baby's eyes supposed to glow like tha -- Yes, Master. I understand. Sacrifice the Doctor. I hear your call and I shall obey your will."
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Minmei: "What do you mean, I'm Zor's mother!!!"
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SRoss wrote:Minmei: "What do you mean, I'm Zor's mother!!!"


Tommy: "Well, you see according to Macek's notes on Robotech III: The Odyssey...you go back THOUSANDS of years...and..."

(Minmei starts to pull out a very large weapon)

Tommy: "I swear this wasn't my idea!! Oh, man! Can't I ever get a break!?"
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"KEVIN TO MATERNITY! REPEAT! KEVIN TO MATERITY! MINMEI'S GONE MESHUGA!!!"
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Kevin: "Me? Why me? I'm kinda busy trying to get product out...please, I don't wanna be involved! Especially if it has to do something with Minmei!"
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"Before I congratulate the new father, let me pour you a very large, stiff, drink....oh, and have the comfy chair..."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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- "Wait who is the new father and did anybody see where it ran off to? There are still some bills to pay!"
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"...your species wouldn't happen to have a tradition of eating its own young, would it?"
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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taalismn wrote:"...your species wouldn't happen to have a tradition of eating its own young, would it?"


- "Traditions aren't a legal excuse to avoid paying your hospital bills! Are they?"
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taalismn wrote:"...your species wouldn't happen to have a tradition of eating its own young, would it?"


"More importantly, your young don't have a tradition of eating the first adult they come across?"

BioSanitation Squad Commander: "Ok, it got into the air ducts. :nh: Edwards! You're up! Get in there and find it."
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Edwards: "Nooo...not again, please!"
Baby 'thing': "Mmmmmm...nomnomnomnomnomnomSUSHI!"
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SRoss wrote:Lisa: "RICK! THAT'S NOT ME!!! YOU SLEPT WITH ONE OF THE GURA CLONES! YOU IDIOT!!!"


:lol:

SailorCallie wrote:
SRoss wrote:Lisa: "RICK! THAT'S NOT ME!!! YOU SLEPT WITH ONE OF THE GURA CLONES! YOU IDIOT!!!"


Guess who's in the doghouse? :lol:


:lol:

taalismn wrote:="ZOR! YYAAAGGGHHHHH!!! I SWEAR -YOU'RE- HAVING THE NEXT ONE!!! EVEN IF I HAVE TO HAVE YOU *GRUNT!!!* CLONE-RESURRECTED AS A WOMAN!!!!"


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:- "Hey Doc! Are the baby's eyes supposed to glow like tha -- Yes, Master. I understand. Sacrifice the Doctor. I hear your call and I shall obey your will."


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:Minmei: "What do you mean, I'm Zor's mother!!!"


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Minmei: "What do you mean, I'm Zor's mother!!!"


Tommy: "Well, you see according to Macek's notes on Robotech III: The Odyssey...you go back THOUSANDS of years...and..."

(Minmei starts to pull out a very large weapon)

Tommy: "I swear this wasn't my idea!! Oh, man! Can't I ever get a break!?"


:lol:

SRoss wrote:"KEVIN TO MATERNITY! REPEAT! KEVIN TO MATERITY! MINMEI'S GONE MESHUGA!!!"


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Kevin: "Me? Why me? I'm kinda busy trying to get product out...please, I don't wanna be involved! Especially if it has to do something with Minmei!"


:lol: SO that's why books are always late?!?

taalismn wrote:"Before I congratulate the new father, let me pour you a very large, stiff, drink....oh, and have the comfy chair..."


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:- "Wait who is the new father and did anybody see where it ran off to? There are still some bills to pay!"


:lol:

taalismn wrote:"...your species wouldn't happen to have a tradition of eating its own young, would it?"


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"...your species wouldn't happen to have a tradition of eating its own young, would it?"


- "Traditions aren't a legal excuse to avoid paying your hospital bills! Are they?"


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"...your species wouldn't happen to have a tradition of eating its own young, would it?"


"More importantly, your young don't have a tradition of eating the first adult they come across?"

BioSanitation Squad Commander: "Ok, it got into the air ducts. :nh: Edwards! You're up! Get in there and find it."


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Nooo...not again, please!"
Baby 'thing': "Mmmmmm...nomnomnomnomnomnom!"


:lol: :lol:
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