Robotech Blooper Reels

[Alpha 11]

Corg: "This is embarrasing! All I've got is a Type 95 Ha-Go!"
Annie: "There you are, Mr. Snuggles!" (In a pink-colored Stryker MGS)
Corg: "Can't this thing go any faster!?"

Max: "Where did that P. 1000 Ratte come from!?!"

Vince: "Surprise."

That thing is scary, it was in the last 2 episodes of Girls and Panzers. I wouldn't be surprised if it could take on moduren tanks.

While the P. 1000 was probably the inspiration for those land ships out of Gundam, and possibly the Bolo. I suspect it's appearence on an actual battlefield would attract the UNDIVIDED ATTENTION of every artillery piece, ground attack aircraft and bomber in radio range.

Sorry, I was thinking about the Maus when I wrote that. But, ya, I won't deny you that for eithor of them, but if you take artillery and air power out of the picture, even modern tanks would have hard time dealing with them is what I was saying.

Corg: "This is embarrasing! All I've got is a Type 95 Ha-Go!"
Annie: "There you are, Mr. Snuggles!" (In a pink-colored Stryker MGS)
Corg: "Can't this thing go any faster!?"

"Wow! That Type 95 just flew off the cliff into the ocean."

"I'd swear he's trying to drive away from shore."

T.R. Edwards: "HAHAHAHAHA!!! Anything worth doing is worth WINNING at! And this system-hacked T-80's gonna roll all over you lo...UGHHH!!! WHAT THE $%&&^%$^????!!!!! 'Engine Death?!' 'NBC Environmental System Compromise'?! 'AMMUNITION CHAIN REACTION????!!! WHO DID THIS TO ME???!!! What the bug(%^*^&^???!! Who...WHAT THE HELL IS A FIAT-ANSALDO L-3/35lf??!!! AND WHO LET IT IN THIS STUPID GAME????!!!"
Jason Lynn: "Code-hacking's a YOUNG person's sport, fatso. Eat napalm and BURN>"

Meanwhile, over by the MTA Titan...

Nova: "HEY! YOU THERE! WHO ARE YOU?"

Hugh Mann: (Giving a snappy salute) "SARGENT ODDBALL, MAM!!!"

'And why does your personnel record, under 'blood type', say 'green'?!"
"I'm A VULCAN, MA'AM!"
"...really? OH really? You DO know Vulcans are fictional, don't you?"
"MY MOM DIDN'T THINK SO!"
"...great...another trekkie...."

Stage II Invid singing to the tune of Billy Joel's 'Uptown Girl'...

"Stage IV Girl... She's been living in her Stage IV world...
I'll bet she never had a Stage II guy....
I'll bet the Regis never told her why....
I'm gonna try for a Stage IV Girl...."

BTW, I think they only have one sex in stage 4.

[glitterboy2098]

Meanwhile, over by the MTA Titan...

Nova: "HEY! YOU THERE! WHO ARE YOU?"

Hugh Mann: (Giving a snappy salute) "SARGENT ODDBALL, MAM!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... wAg#t=127s

[SRoss]

Max: "Where did that P. 1000 Ratte come from!?!"

Vince: "Surprise."

That thing is scary, it was in the last 2 episodes of Girls and Panzers. I wouldn't be surprised if it could take on moduren tanks.

While the P. 1000 was probably the inspiration for those land ships out of Gundam, and possibly the Bolo. I suspect it's appearence on an actual battlefield would attract the UNDIVIDED ATTENTION of every artillery piece, ground attack aircraft and bomber in radio range.

Sorry, I was thinking about the Maus when I wrote that. But, ya, I won't deny you that for eithor of them, but if you take artillery and air power out of the picture, even modern tanks would have hard time dealing with them is what I was saying.

Well yeah, it would be like trying to take out a WWII battleship with an M1 Abrams. I have to admit I was thrown by your comment about it appearing in Girls und Panzer, it would require an entire school just to crew one.

[SRoss]

Meanwhile, over by the MTA Titan...

Nova: "HEY! YOU THERE! WHO ARE YOU?"

Hugh Mann: (Giving a snappy salute) "SARGENT ODDBALL, MAM!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... wAg#t=127s

Regis: "Odd... I'm receiving a report from one of my Simugents, including an end theme and closing credits!?!"

[taalismn]

That movie is subverted big time in the later Three Kings(1999)

[SRoss]

Captain Gloval: "You broke up with Rick for Khyron? I don't get it."
Lisa: "Once you've had Zentradi, you never go back."

Actually, going by the Testarosa rating, Khyron doesn't have anything going for him.

[taalismn]

Captain Gloval: "You broke up with Rick for Khyron? I don't get it."
Lisa: "Once you've had Zentradi, you never go back."

Actually, going by the Testarosa rating, Khyron doesn't have anything going for him.

Well, the early drafts for Macross had a MALE Zentraedi infiltrating the SDF-1 and romancing its FEMALE captain...and given that it seems Lisa was tapped to be Captain pre-Gloval...Then the writers decided to split the infiltrator role, we get the bumbling three spies for comic relief, Miriya as the exotic love interest, Gloval as the patriarchal Captain, and the Khyron character switched over to alien nemesis, in favor of geeky Max Sterling/Jenius as the blue-haired humble ace.

[SRoss]

The assembled Robotech World of Tanks players looked in askance at Dana and Corg...

Dana: "Look. Annie beat us fair and square, so we have to do the dance."

Corg: "She picked the dance."

Dana: "And we have to wear the costumes."

Corg: "She picked the costumes."

The Dance

Annie: " "

[taalismn]

Dolza: "THAT really makes me glad I stick to reading at home, rather than game online...."

[SRoss]

Dolza: "THAT really makes me glad I stick to reading at home, rather than game online...."

Annie: "CHUBI BEAM!!!"

Dolza: "AAAGGG!!! I'M AN EASTER BUNNY!"

[taalismn]

Dolza: "THAT really makes me glad I stick to reading at home, rather than game online...."

Annie: "CHUBI BEAM!!!"

Dolza: "AAAGGG!!! I'M AN EASTER BUNNY!"

Regis: "Okay....regarding the now-infamous botched insertion of simulagent Ariel into the midst of the humans...which one of you had the bright idea of dipping her gestation sac in hot water, then decorating it in various dyes, thus effectively INSURING that she would be effectively traumatized?"
(Various Invid all look around at each other)
Regus: "Because if you don't tell me, I'm going to devolve the whole lot of you."
(The Invid all shudder, then as one point at the nameless male blond Invid who just entered the hive)
NMBI: "Regis! They 'Xena'ed' me back into the script, despite my apparent and recorded death! There was no explanation but ...why's everybody looking at me like that?"

[Arnie100]

Actually, going by the Testarosa rating, Khyron doesn't have anything going for him.

Azonia: "I can vouch for that!"

[Arnie100]

Dolza: "THAT really makes me glad I stick to reading at home, rather than game online...."

Annie: "CHUBI BEAM!!!"

Dolza: "AAAGGG!!! I'M AN EASTER BUNNY!"

The rest of the Zentraedi scream and flee in terror!!

[Arnie100]

The assembled Robotech World of Tanks players looked in askance at Dana and Corg...

Dana: "Look. Annie beat us fair and square, so we have to do the dance."

Corg: "She picked the dance."

Dana: "And we have to wear the costumes."

Corg: "She picked the costumes."

The Dance

Annie: " "

Sera: "I blame Corg..."
Corg: "Me!? Why me!?"
Ariel: "Hey!! Why am I in this costume?? I didn't even play!"
Marie: "This really is embarrasing..."
Nova: "I didn't even play, either! OK, maybe I created an account just to see what's going....but, come on!"

[Alpha 11]

Max: "Where did that P. 1000 Ratte come from!?!"

Vince: "Surprise."

That thing is scary, it was in the last 2 episodes of Girls and Panzers. I wouldn't be surprised if it could take on moduren tanks.

While the P. 1000 was probably the inspiration for those land ships out of Gundam, and possibly the Bolo. I suspect it's appearence on an actual battlefield would attract the UNDIVIDED ATTENTION of every artillery piece, ground attack aircraft and bomber in radio range.

Sorry, I was thinking about the Maus when I wrote that. But, ya, I won't deny you that for eithor of them, but if you take artillery and air power out of the picture, even modern tanks would have hard time dealing with them is what I was saying.

Well yeah, it would be like trying to take out a WWII battleship with an M1 Abrams. I have to admit I was thrown by your comment about it appearing in Girls und Panzer, it would require an entire school just to crew one.

Ya, got distraked by the like on the P. 1000 page to the Maus. When the Maus first come on screen, I didn't know what is was. NEVER heard of it in fact, and I thought I know a lot about WWII. Then I saw the turent start to more, and I start screeming in my hear, ' BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK UP, WHY ARN'T THEY BACKING UP!!!!!!' That thing was scarry.

Meanwhile, over by the MTA Titan...

Nova: "HEY! YOU THERE! WHO ARE YOU?"

Hugh Mann: (Giving a snappy salute) "SARGENT ODDBALL, MAM!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... wAg#t=127s

Meanwhile, over by the MTA Titan...

Nova: "HEY! YOU THERE! WHO ARE YOU?"

Hugh Mann: (Giving a snappy salute) "SARGENT ODDBALL, MAM!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... wAg#t=127s

Regis: "Odd... I'm receiving a report from one of my Simugents, including an end theme and closing credits!?!"

Lisa: "Why don't you and Roy come over and have dinner with us?"
Claudia: "Can't! We're gonna be taking a lonnnnng shower tonight."
Lisa: "Well... After your shower, why don't you come over?"
Claudia: "Despite the age difference, you and Rick are perfect for each other, do you know that?"

Captain Gloval: "You broke up with Rick for Khyron? I don't get it."
Lisa: "Once you've had Zentradi, you never go back."

Miriya: "Frankly, Breetai, I am enjoying my life with Max on the SDF-1. It's great, actually: we get along well, we both love to fly, we're both adrenaline junkies, we have the same taste is music, and we both hate to those soft toilet seats. Almost everything is perfect."

Breetai: "Almost everything?"

Miriya: "Well.... you can't have everything.."

Breetai: "AH! Well, there is a reason we call them 'Micronians'..."

Captain Gloval: "You broke up with Rick for Khyron? I don't get it."
Lisa: "Once you've had Zentradi, you never go back."

Actually, going by the Testarosa rating, Khyron doesn't have anything going for him.

Captain Gloval: "You broke up with Rick for Khyron? I don't get it."
Lisa: "Once you've had Zentradi, you never go back."

Actually, going by the Testarosa rating, Khyron doesn't have anything going for him.

Well, the early drafts for Macross had a MALE Zentraedi infiltrating the SDF-1 and romancing its FEMALE captain...and given that it seems Lisa was tapped to be Captain pre-Gloval...Then the writers decided to split the infiltrator role, we get the bumbling three spies for comic relief, Miriya as the exotic love interest, Gloval as the patriarchal Captain, and the Khyron character switched over to alien nemesis, in favor of geeky Max Sterling/Jenius as the blue-haired humble ace.

Interesting info.

The assembled Robotech World of Tanks players looked in askance at Dana and Corg...

Dana: "Look. Annie beat us fair and square, so we have to do the dance."

Corg: "She picked the dance."

Dana: "And we have to wear the costumes."

Corg: "She picked the costumes."

The Dance

Annie: " "

I can't wait for this to be dubbed! I will definitly be buying this!

[Alpha 11]

Dolza: "THAT really makes me glad I stick to reading at home, rather than game online...."

Annie: "CHUBI BEAM!!!"

Dolza: "AAAGGG!!! I'M AN EASTER BUNNY!"

Regis: "Okay....regarding the now-infamous botched insertion of simulagent Ariel into the midst of the humans...which one of you had the bright idea of dipping her gestation sac in hot water, then decorating it in various dyes, thus effectively INSURING that she would be effectively traumatized?"
(Various Invid all look around at each other)
Regus: "Because if you don't tell me, I'm going to devolve the whole lot of you."
(The Invid all shudder, then as one point at the nameless male blond Invid who just entered the hive)
NMBI: "Regis! They 'Xena'ed' me back into the script, despite my apparent and recorded death! There was no explanation but ...why's everybody looking at me like that?"

[Alpha 11]

Dolza: "THAT really makes me glad I stick to reading at home, rather than game online...."

Annie: "CHUBI BEAM!!!"

Dolza: "AAAGGG!!! I'M AN EASTER BUNNY!"

The rest of the Zentraedi scream and flee in terror!!

The assembled Robotech World of Tanks players looked in askance at Dana and Corg...

Dana: "Look. Annie beat us fair and square, so we have to do the dance."

Corg: "She picked the dance."

Dana: "And we have to wear the costumes."

Corg: "She picked the costumes."

The Dance

Annie: " "

Sera: "I blame Corg..."
Corg: "Me!? Why me!?"
Ariel: "Hey!! Why am I in this costume?? I didn't even play!"
Marie: "This really is embarrasing..."
Nova: "I didn't even play, either! OK, maybe I created an account just to see what's going....but, come on!"

[Alpha 11]

Dolza: "THAT really makes me glad I stick to reading at home, rather than game online...."

Dolza: "THAT really makes me glad I stick to reading at home, rather than game online...."

Annie: "CHUBI BEAM!!!"

Dolza: "AAAGGG!!! I'M AN EASTER BUNNY!"

Actually, going by the Testarosa rating, Khyron doesn't have anything going for him.

Azonia: "I can vouch for that!"

[taalismn]

Azonia: "I can vouch for that!"

Khyron appearing on David Letterman show...

Dave: "So, Azonia recently said that you're small..."

Khyron: "Well, Dave, even a 747 looks small when it lands in the Grand Canyon.."

Azonia(watching): "Oh, you are so getting 'friendly fire' where the sun don't shine..."

[Arnie100]

Azonia: "I can vouch for that!"

Khyron appearing on David Letterman show...

Dave: "So, Azonia recently said that you're small..."

Khyron: "Well, Dave, even a 747 looks small when it lands in the Grand Canyon.."

Azonia(watching): "Oh, you are so getting 'friendly fire' where the sun don't shine..."

Azonia: "Hello...Annie? Yes, this is Azonia. Mmmhmmm...I'm doing fine! Thank you! I recently saw what you did with Dolza...yes, Annie...it was most amusing...can you do me a favor and use that 'chubi beam' on a certain someone?? Yes, it's Khyron, again. Nothing gets past you, dear! Thank you! Oh; by the way, they're on TV right now...yes, both of them if you like! Thank you, again! Yes, I love you, too! 'Kay, bye!"

[taalismn]

David Letterman: "And THIS is one of the many hazards of live television..."
Khyron: "...meep...?"

[SRoss]

Well yeah, it would be like trying to take out a WWII battleship with an M1 Abrams. I have to admit I was thrown by your comment about it appearing in Girls und Panzer, it would require an entire school just to crew one.

Ya, got distraked by the like on the P. 1000 page to the Maus. When the Maus first come on screen, I didn't know what is was. NEVER heard of it in fact, and I thought I know a lot about WWII. Then I saw the turent start to more, and I start screeming in my hear, ' BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK UP, WHY ARN'T THEY BACKING UP!!!!!!' That thing was scarry.

I think you could defeat it just by getting it to chase you up a hill. The Germans never seemed to take into account how much there tanks weigh. The first Elephants to go into battle overheated and burst into flames trying to get up a hill.

[SRoss]

David Letterman: "And THIS is one of the many hazards of live television..."
Khyron: "...meep...?"

"Hello, Minmei? Yeah, about that guest shot on Letterman..."

[taalismn]

[

I think you could defeat it just by getting it to chase you up a hill. The Germans never seemed to take into account how much there tanks weigh. The first Elephants to go into battle overheated and burst into flames trying to get up a hill.

Or lure it across a bridge. The Maus was too heavy for most bridges. And while the Germans certainly issued fording gear to their heavy tanks, it wasn't standard equipment.

[Arnie100]

David Letterman: "And THIS is one of the many hazards of live television..."
Khyron: "...meep...?"

"Hello, Minmei? Yeah, about that guest shot on Letterman..."

Minmei: "No way...I'm not that stupid. Wait. Hold on a second...Kyle! It's the Letterman Show!"
Kyle: "Finally! My big break!"

[Alrik Vas]

DRAMATIC BATTLE MUSIC BEGINS! The tension is pumping, the SDF-1 lumbers across the screen, VFs circling her like a protective ring of robotechnology.

Inside the great ship, Operations Officer Grant looks over her shoulder to the Skipper.

CLAUDIA: *gasps at an empty coffee mug* Captain, we're in big trouble! We're almost out of coffee!
GLOVAL: *stands up dramatically* Can we still fire the main gun!?
LISA: *sipping the last of the coffee on the ship* Sir, she said coffee, not power.
GLOVAL: *stares at them both with intent*...my question still stands.

[taalismn]

DRAMATIC BATTLE MUSIC BEGINS! The tension is pumping, the SDF-1 lumbers across the screen, VFs circling her like a protective ring of robotechnology.

Inside the great ship, Operations Officer Grant looks over her shoulder to the Skipper.

CLAUDIA: *gasps at an empty coffee mug* Captain, we're in big trouble! We're almost out of coffee!
GLOVAL: *stands up dramatically* Can we still fire the main gun!?
LISA: *sipping the last of the coffee on the ship* Sir, she said coffee, not power.
GLOVAL: *stares at them both with intent*...my question still stands.

Alaska Base Communications Tech: "Admiral Hayes? Communique from the SDF-1! It's Priority Urgent, Combat Code Red!"
Admiral Hayes: "Well, what's going on with them?! Our sensors show there's no aliens anywhere NEAR them!"
Tech: "Sir, message is as follows: 'Urgent: Send Replacement Coffee Stocks As Soon As Possible. Or Start Losing Mountains. Oh, And We Want the Real Columbian Stuff, Not the ##### Starbuck's garbage. You Have Twenty-Four Hours to Comply.'."

[Arnie100]

Admiral Hayes: "They could've just asked us for coffee! Fine. We'll send them coffee. You! Take that shipment of coffee and dump it out and replace the contents with some cheap generic brand. They'll never figure it out! huh??? is going on in that ship, anyways!? Maybe it's better not knowing..."

[Alpha 11]

Azonia: "I can vouch for that!"

Khyron appearing on David Letterman show...

Dave: "So, Azonia recently said that you're small..."

Khyron: "Well, Dave, even a 747 looks small when it lands in the Grand Canyon.."

Azonia: "I can vouch for that!"

Khyron appearing on David Letterman show...

Dave: "So, Azonia recently said that you're small..."

Khyron: "Well, Dave, even a 747 looks small when it lands in the Grand Canyon.."

Azonia(watching): "Oh, you are so getting 'friendly fire' where the sun don't shine..."

Azonia: "I can vouch for that!"

Khyron appearing on David Letterman show...

Dave: "So, Azonia recently said that you're small..."

Khyron: "Well, Dave, even a 747 looks small when it lands in the Grand Canyon.."

Azonia(watching): "Oh, you are so getting 'friendly fire' where the sun don't shine..."

Azonia: "Hello...Annie? Yes, this is Azonia. Mmmhmmm...I'm doing fine! Thank you! I recently saw what you did with Dolza...yes, Annie...it was most amusing...can you do me a favor and use that 'chubi beam' on a certain someone?? Yes, it's Khyron, again. Nothing gets past you, dear! Thank you! Oh; by the way, they're on TV right now...yes, both of them if you like! Thank you, again! Yes, I love you, too! 'Kay, bye!"

David Letterman: "And THIS is one of the many hazards of live television..."
Khyron: "...meep...?"

Well yeah, it would be like trying to take out a WWII battleship with an M1 Abrams. I have to admit I was thrown by your comment about it appearing in Girls und Panzer, it would require an entire school just to crew one.

Ya, got distraked by the like on the P. 1000 page to the Maus. When the Maus first come on screen, I didn't know what is was. NEVER heard of it in fact, and I thought I know a lot about WWII. Then I saw the turent start to more, and I start screeming in my hear, ' BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK UP, WHY ARN'T THEY BACKING UP!!!!!!' That thing was scarry.

I think you could defeat it just by getting it to chase you up a hill. The Germans never seemed to take into account how much there tanks weigh. The first Elephants to go into battle overheated and burst into flames trying to get up a hill.

I believe it. I heard how they would rush thier tanks into battle to soon, beploying them on the wrong ground, ect. I remember hearing Hitler saying, with just a few of whatever new tank was coming out, that it would sweep the field of enemy armor. Boy was he a nut job. I guess we were luck though. Imagine if he had actully think about things. We might be all talking German today if he had.

David Letterman: "And THIS is one of the many hazards of live television..."
Khyron: "...meep...?"

"Hello, Minmei? Yeah, about that guest shot on Letterman..."

David Letterman: "And THIS is one of the many hazards of live television..."
Khyron: "...meep...?"

"Hello, Minmei? Yeah, about that guest shot on Letterman..."

Minmei: "No way...I'm not that stupid. Wait. Hold on a second...Kyle! It's the Letterman Show!"
Kyle: "Finally! My big break!"

David Letterman: "And THIS is one of the many hazards of live television..."
Khyron: "...meep...?"

"Hello, Minmei? Yeah, about that guest shot on Letterman..."

Minmei: "No way...I'm not that stupid. Wait. Hold on a second...Kyle! It's the Letterman Show!"
Kyle: "Finally! My big break!"

Roy: "Just don't wear your Vanilla Ice concert shirt like you always do!"

Dolza: "You know... When it's late at night like this... And there's nobody around... Do you ever wonder what it would be like to--"

Exedore: "No! I don't! ...I'm moving to the other side of the room, now!"

DRAMATIC BATTLE MUSIC BEGINS! The tension is pumping, the SDF-1 lumbers across the screen, VFs circling her like a protective ring of robotechnology.

Inside the great ship, Operations Officer Grant looks over her shoulder to the Skipper.

CLAUDIA: *gasps at an empty coffee mug* Captain, we're in big trouble! We're almost out of coffee!
GLOVAL: *stands up dramatically* Can we still fire the main gun!?
LISA: *sipping the last of the coffee on the ship* Sir, she said coffee, not power.
GLOVAL: *stares at them both with intent*...my question still stands.

DRAMATIC BATTLE MUSIC BEGINS! The tension is pumping, the SDF-1 lumbers across the screen, VFs circling her like a protective ring of robotechnology.

Inside the great ship, Operations Officer Grant looks over her shoulder to the Skipper.

CLAUDIA: *gasps at an empty coffee mug* Captain, we're in big trouble! We're almost out of coffee!
GLOVAL: *stands up dramatically* Can we still fire the main gun!?
LISA: *sipping the last of the coffee on the ship* Sir, she said coffee, not power.
GLOVAL: *stares at them both with intent*...my question still stands.

Alaska Base Communications Tech: "Admiral Hayes? Communique from the SDF-1! It's Priority Urgent, Combat Code Red!"
Admiral Hayes: "Well, what's going on with them?! Our sensors show there's no aliens anywhere NEAR them!"
Tech: "Sir, message is as follows: 'Urgent: Send Replacement Coffee Stocks As Soon As Possible. Or Start Losing Mountains. Oh, And We Want the Real Columbian Stuff, Not the ##### Starbuck's garbage. You Have Twenty-Four Hours to Comply.'."

Admiral Hayes: "They could've just asked us for coffee! Fine. We'll send them coffee. You! Take that shipment of coffee and dump it out and replace the contents with some cheap generic brand. They'll never figure it out! huh??? is going on in that ship, anyways!? Maybe it's better not knowing..."

[Alrik Vas]

Guy at Laundry: "We have free fold service."

Captain Gloval: "No thanks."

/clap

[SRoss]

Haydonite: "Awareness! Our entire stock Colombian Premium Blend has been stolen!"

Awareness: "@#$%& Invid Princess...."

[Alrik Vas]

Haydonite: "Awareness! Our entire stock Colombian Premium Blend has been stolen!"

Awareness: "@#$%& Invid Princess...."

I see i am hardly the only to have read The End of the Circle.

[SRoss]

Haydonite: "Awareness! Our entire stock Colombian Premium Blend has been stolen!"

Awareness: "@#$%& Invid Princess...."

I see i am hardly the only to have read The End of the Circle.

I've read it, but the impression I've had since Shadow Chronicles is that it's no longer cannon.

[taalismn]

Odeon: "I was about to start grad school and my wife had a baby on the way! Thanks Palladium!"

Scrim: "Yeah, thanks you jerks!"

Hellcat: "Be grateful for the work, you stooges. No appearances means no royalty checks for face time. Isn't that right, Muffit(off-camera growl). Still haven't found work?(another growl) No? Yeah, so no complaints. Sheesh...."

[SRoss]

Odeon: "I was about to start grad school and my wife had a baby on the way! Thanks Palladium!"

Scrim: "Yeah, thanks you jerks!"

Hellcat: "Be grateful for the work, you stooges. No appearances means no royalty checks for face time. Isn't that right, Muffit(off-camera growl). Still haven't found work?(another growl) No? Yeah, so no complaints. Sheesh...."

Annie: " "

Scrim: "Crap! It's her! Run!!!"

The Scim and Hellcat tear off leaving the slower Odeon in the dust

Odeon: "YOU BASTARDS!!!"

[Arnie100]

Annie: " "

Scrim: "Crap! It's her! Run!!!"

The Scim and Hellcat tear off leaving the slower Odeon in the dust

Odeon: "YOU BASTARDS!!!"

Annie: "I will love him and hug him and squeeze him and spoon him..."

Scott: "WHAT was that last bit...?"

Scott: "Actually, I'm probably better off NOT knowing!"
Annie: "Some of you people have dirty minds. I'm only fourteen, you know! All I wanna do is find the cuties a nice home and love 'em and hug 'em and squeeze 'em...Seriously, what's wrong with that!?"

[taalismn]

[Scott: "Actually, I'm probably better off NOT knowing!"
Annie: "Some of you people have dirty minds. I'm only fourteen, you know! All I wanna do is find the cuties a nice home and love 'em and hug 'em and squeeze 'em...Seriously, what's wrong with that!?"

Rand: "Because you're using an armor-plated autonomous weapon of enslavement and genocide as a plushy?"
Annie: "That's so MEAN! THey're so CUTE!!"
Lunk: "It's like painting a smiley face on a Reflex Warhead and using it as a paperweight."
Annie: "Hey, that's a NEAT idea!"
Lunk: "It is?"
Annie: "It's a great way to make a formerly fearsome weapon of mass destruction into a peaceful everyday convenience! A 'beating of swords into ploughshares' as it was."
Lunk: "I mean, you don't defuse it or anything first before you paint it up."
Annie: "Now what sort of idiot would do THAT?!"

(Annie's 'toy chest')
Cthulu: "Hey! I just discovered something! She didn't bind my powers or anything before she shoved me in here! I POSSESS MY FULL ELDRITCH MIGHT!!!! "
Set:# "...she's still Annie, she doesn't HAVE to bind your powers to kick your ass...Now shut up and go back to sleep. You're disturbing Galactus and Tiamat..."#
Cthulu: "...oh...right...sorry..."

[Alpha 11]

Lisa: "So what's she doing aboard, huh? HUH??"

Rick: "I don't know! She must've gotten caught in the space fold.."

Lisa: "'Got caught in the space fold'! Sure! I might have been born at night, but I wasn't born LAST night!"

Rick: "I want to give Lisa some thing really special for her birthday. But what?"

Sammy: "Why don't you go down town?"

Rick: "I don't like downtown Macross; too much polution there."

Sammy: -rolls eyes- "Nevermind."

Admiral Hunter: "Airman Baker, your conduct is inexcusable."

Jack: "Yes Sir, I know."

Admiral Hunter: "Entering a MTA Titan in a 'monster truck rally' is against REF regulations, young man!"

Guy at Laundry: "We have free fold service."

Captain Gloval: "No thanks."

Haydonite: "Awareness! Our entire stock Colombian Premium Blend has been stolen!"

Awareness: "@#$%& Invid Princess...."

Haydonite: "Awareness! Our entire stock Colombian Premium Blend has been stolen!"

Awareness: "@#$%& Invid Princess...."

I see i am hardly the only to have read The End of the Circle.

I've read it too.

Haydonite: "Awareness! Our entire stock Colombian Premium Blend has been stolen!"

Awareness: "@#$%& Invid Princess...."

I see i am hardly the only to have read The End of the Circle.

I've read it, but the impression I've had since Shadow Chronicles is that it's no longer cannon.

True.

Odeon: "I was about to start grad school and my wife had a baby on the way! Thanks Palladium!"

Scrim: "Yeah, thanks you jerks!"

Odeon: "I was about to start grad school and my wife had a baby on the way! Thanks Palladium!"

Scrim: "Yeah, thanks you jerks!"

Hellcat: "Be grateful for the work, you stooges. No appearances means no royalty checks for face time. Isn't that right, Muffit(off-camera growl). Still haven't found work?(another growl) No? Yeah, so no complaints. Sheesh...."

[Alpha 11]

Odeon: "I was about to start grad school and my wife had a baby on the way! Thanks Palladium!"

Scrim: "Yeah, thanks you jerks!"

Hellcat: "Be grateful for the work, you stooges. No appearances means no royalty checks for face time. Isn't that right, Muffit(off-camera growl). Still haven't found work?(another growl) No? Yeah, so no complaints. Sheesh...."

Annie: " "

Scrim: "Crap! It's her! Run!!!"

The Scim and Hellcat tear off leaving the slower Odeon in the dust

Odeon: "YOU BASTARDS!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Annie: " "

Scrim: "Crap! It's her! Run!!!"

The Scim and Hellcat tear off leaving the slower Odeon in the dust

Odeon: "YOU BASTARDS!!!"

Annie: "I will love him and hug him and squeeze him and spoon him..."

Scott: "WHAT was that last bit...?"

I don't want to know.

Scrim: "Shoot him! Shoot him!"

Odeon: "I can't."

Scrim: "Why not??"

Odeon: "I grabbed the bowling ball again."

Miriya: "Does this Alpha make me look fat?"

One of the scariest things a women can ask you.

Miriya: "I like living on the SDF-1, but I can't get used to the gum."

Lisa: "What gum?"

Miriya: "It comes in little foil squares; they sell it in the bathrooms."

Lisa: /facepalm

[Alpha 11]

Annie: " "

Scrim: "Crap! It's her! Run!!!"

The Scim and Hellcat tear off leaving the slower Odeon in the dust

Odeon: "YOU BASTARDS!!!"

Annie: "I will love him and hug him and squeeze him and spoon him..."

Scott: "WHAT was that last bit...?"

Scott: "Actually, I'm probably better off NOT knowing!"
Annie: "Some of you people have dirty minds. I'm only fourteen, you know! All I wanna do is find the cuties a nice home and love 'em and hug 'em and squeeze 'em...Seriously, what's wrong with that!?"

[Alpha 11]

[Scott: "Actually, I'm probably better off NOT knowing!"
Annie: "Some of you people have dirty minds. I'm only fourteen, you know! All I wanna do is find the cuties a nice home and love 'em and hug 'em and squeeze 'em...Seriously, what's wrong with that!?"

Rand: "Because you're using an armor-plated autonomous weapon of enslavement and genocide as a plushy?"
Annie: "That's so MEAN! THey're so CUTE!!"
Lunk: "It's like painting a smiley face on a Reflex Warhead and using it as a paperweight."
Annie: "Hey, that's a NEAT idea!"
Lunk: "It is?"
Annie: "It's a great way to make a formerly fearsome weapon of mass destruction into a peaceful everyday convenience! A 'beating of swords into ploughshares' as it was."
Lunk: "I mean, you don't defuse it or anything first before you paint it up."
Annie: "Now what sort of idiot would do THAT?!"

(Annie's 'toy chest')
Cthulu: "Hey! I just discovered something! She didn't bind my powers or anything before she shoved me in here! I POSSESS MY FULL ELDRITCH MIGHT!!!! "
Set:# "...she's still Annie, she doesn't HAVE to bind your powers to kick your ass...Now shut up and go back to sleep. You're disturbing Galactus and Tiamat..."#
Cthulu: "...oh...right...sorry..."

[Alpha 11]

Annie: " "

Scrim: "Crap! It's her! Run!!!"

The Scim and Hellcat tear off leaving the slower Odeon in the dust

Odeon: "YOU BASTARDS!!!"

Annie: "I will love him and hug him and squeeze him and spoon him..."

Scott: "WHAT was that last bit...?"

Scott: "Actually, I'm probably better off NOT knowing!"
Annie: "Some of you people have dirty minds. I'm only fourteen, you know! All I wanna do is find the cuties a nice home and love 'em and hug 'em and squeeze 'em...Seriously, what's wrong with that!?"

[taalismn]

Corg: "I DON'T GET IT! How can such an insignificant little human command so much terror???!!!"
Commander Daryl Taylor: "As your spirit guide and personal haunter, I can cue you in on that: it's all thanks to the deal Annie cut with Evil Invisible Empress Musica....Musica gets to run the material universe of grownups, while Annie takes care of the cute nightmares and their realms."
Marlene Rush:(drifting by) "So...sort of like an eldritch Peter Pan, right?"
Commander Daryl Taylor:"Exactly!"
Corg: "What?! I don't get it!!!"
Commander Daryl Taylor:"Musica will break your flesh if she dislikes you. Annie prefers to break your soul. Unconsciousness is no respite for you; it simply makes it easier for Annie to seize your astral self."
Corg: "Like so many of your kind, you do not make sense, human!"
Commander Daryl Taylor:"You can't get away from her by passing out, slug-butt.(seeing a small glowing hand appearing out of the darkness behind Corg) See yah next time, #####er."
Corg: "What do you mean by THAT, human?! Wha-AUUGHHHH!!!NONONONONO!!!!!!!""
Annie: "FOUND YOU."

[Arnie100]

(Annie's 'toy chest')
Cthulu: "Hey! I just discovered something! She didn't bind my powers or anything before she shoved me in here! I POSSESS MY FULL ELDRITCH MIGHT!!!! "
Set:# "...she's still Annie, she doesn't HAVE to bind your powers to kick your ass...Now shut up and go back to sleep. You're disturbing Galactus and Tiamat..."#
Cthulu: "...oh...right...sorry..."

Galactus: "Hey; tentacle-face, if you're soooo ALL-POWERFUL...why are you still in this toy chest?

[Arnie100]

Annie: "FOUND YOU."

Corg: "I WANNA STAY!!!!" (Crying hysterically)
Annie: "It's time to go home, snookums..."
Corg: "But I was just getting to like it there!"
Annie: "Your friends in the toy chest miss you, Mr. Snugles! Don't make me use my 'chubi beam' on you!"

[taalismn]

(Annie's 'toy chest')
Cthulu: "Hey! I just discovered something! She didn't bind my powers or anything before she shoved me in here! I POSSESS MY FULL ELDRITCH MIGHT!!!! "
Set:# "...she's still Annie, she doesn't HAVE to bind your powers to kick your ass...Now shut up and go back to sleep. You're disturbing Galactus and Tiamat..."#
Cthulu: "...oh...right...sorry..."

Galactus: "Hey; tentacle-face, if you're soooo ALL-POWERFUL...why are you still in this toy chest?

Galactuc: "I HUNGER."(looking at Cthulu)

[SRoss]

Galactuc: "I HUNGER."(looking at Cthulu)

Cthulhu: "You need to go to Weight Watchers, man. You got issues."

Haster: (Pointing at a restraunt) "Look Galactus! All you can eat buffet!"

Uncle Max: "I'm ruined!!!"

[glitterboy2098]

Annie: "hey, where did all my WarPlanets sets go?"

[Arnie100]

Galactuc: "I HUNGER."(looking at Cthulu)

Cthulhu: "You need to go to Weight Watchers, man. You got issues."

Galactus: "Mmmmm...SUSHI sounds GOOD!"