Robotech Blooper Reels

[taalismn]

Actually, I believe it's covered by the Civil Defense Corps - Chaplin Division.

"Hold still while I hammer this silver-plated cross through your chest."
"WHERE THE ^&** DID YOU GET YOUR RELIGIOUS TRAINING?!"
"' Camp Van Helsing Theological Seminary'."

[Arnie100]

Deadite Tommy: (Still floating around) "What makes you pathetic humans think your tricks are gonna work on ME!? Just wait till I'm done with the rest of the rewrites!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!! We'll see who has the last laugh!"
Ash: " Just hold still for a minute...groovy..."
Edwards: "C'mon; guys, lets get drunk!"
Kyle: "Sounds like a good idea."
BSS Troopers: "We're in!"

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "C'Mon, guys, give us a break!"

(Tommy suddnely flies by, with Ash in hot pursuit)

Tommy: "YOUR SOULS ARE MINE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Ash: "Get back here, you Deadite scum!!"
Kyle, Edwards and BSS Squad:
Kyle: "Was that...?"
Edwards: "Yep."
Kyle: "Should we...?"
Edwards: "Nope."
BSS Troopers: (All nod in agreement)

Edwards: "C'Mon, guys, give us a break!"

(Tommy suddnely flies by, with Ash in hot pursuit)

Tommy: "YOUR SOULS ARE MINE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Ash: "Get back here, you Deadite scum!!"
Kyle, Edwards and BSS Squad:
Kyle: "Was that...?"
Edwards: "Yep."
Kyle: "Should we...?"
Edwards: "Nope."
BSS Troopers: (All nod in agreement)

Sadly BioSanitation Squad training doesn't cover possession.

Though I'm sure some of them take it as an elective after some of the things they face.

[Sadly BioSanitation Squad training doesn't cover possession.

Possession is nine-tenths of the law; it would be the responsibility of the GMP's JAG corps.

[Sadly BioSanitation Squad training doesn't cover possession.

Possession is nine-tenths of the law; it would be the responsibility of the GMP's JAG corps.

Actually, I believe it's covered by the Civil Defense Corps - Chaplin Division.

[Alpha 11]

Actually, I believe it's covered by the Civil Defense Corps - Chaplin Division.

"Hold still while I hammer this silver-plated cross through your chest."
"WHERE THE ^&** DID YOU GET YOUR RELIGIOUS TRAINING?!"
"' Camp Van Helsing Theological Seminary'."

Deadite Tommy: (Still floating around) "What makes you pathetic humans think your tricks are gonna work on ME!? Just wait till I'm done with the rest of the rewrites!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!! We'll see who has the last laugh!"
Ash: " Just hold still for a minute...groovy..."
Edwards: "C'mon; guys, lets get drunk!"
Kyle: "Sounds like a good idea."
BSS Troopers: "We're in!"

[SRoss]

Deadite Tommy: (Still floating around) "What makes you pathetic humans think your tricks are gonna work on ME!? Just wait till I'm done with the rest of the rewrites!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!! We'll see who has the last laugh!"
Ash: " Just hold still for a minute...groovy..."
Edwards: "C'mon; guys, lets get drunk!"
Kyle: "Sounds like a good idea."
BSS Troopers: "We're in!"

Rabbi Winestein: "Hold it shmucks! Winestein, CDC-CD! YOU! (Indicating the BSS Troopers) Spread this salt around all doors and windows! YOU! (Indicating Ash) Prepare to do your Elvis routine in support of the Minmei Attack! YOU TWO! (Indicating Kyle and Edwards) Brace yourselves, we're going in."

Edwards & Kyle: "CRAP."

[taalismn]

Rabbi Winestein: "Grab the battering rams and get ready to take down that door!"
GMP Trooper: "But we didn't bring any!"
Rabbi Winestein:(pointing at Edwards and Kyle) "What do you call those two?"
BSS Trooper: "...usually 'dirtbag' and 'scumbucket', sometimes 'dog-bait', occasionally 'pipe cleaner'...."
Rabbi Winestein: "...just grab them...."

[Arnie100]

Deadite Tommy: (Watching the unfolding scene) "This is better then any rewrite I've done, so far! You're all gonna be deadbydawndeadbydawnDEADBYDAWN!"
Edwards: "That's it...you're pissing me off..." (Grabs Kyle and proceeds to use as battering ram)...
Kyle: "HHHHEEEYYY!!"

[taalismn]

Deadite Tommy: (Watching the unfolding scene) "This is better then any rewrite I've done, so far! You're all gonna be deadbydawndeadbydawnDEADBYDAWN!"
Edwards: "That's it...you're pissing me off..." (Grabs Kyle and proceeds to use as battering ram)...
Kyle: "HHHHEEEYYY!!"

*BOING!*BOING!*
Edwards:(Looking at Kyle and shaking him hard) "What the hell?"
Rabbi Winestein:"That's what you get for trying to use a hollow head as a battering ram..."
Kyle: "HEY!"
Edwards: "Given the evidence, I figured Kyle was denser than depleted uranium."
Kyle: "I am so hurting you, Edwards."
Edwards: "Like you did LAST time?"
Kyle: "##### that damn script! We're not doing this canon-style!"
(fistfight immediately breaks out)

[Alpha 11]

Deadite Tommy: (Still floating around) "What makes you pathetic humans think your tricks are gonna work on ME!? Just wait till I'm done with the rest of the rewrites!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!! We'll see who has the last laugh!"
Ash: " Just hold still for a minute...groovy..."
Edwards: "C'mon; guys, lets get drunk!"
Kyle: "Sounds like a good idea."
BSS Troopers: "We're in!"

Rabbi Winestein: "Hold it shmucks! Winestein, CDC-CD! YOU! (Indicating the BSS Troopers) Spread this salt around all doors and windows! YOU! (Indicating Ash) Prepare to do your Elvis routine in support of the Minmei Attack! YOU TWO! (Indicating Kyle and Edwards) Brace yourselves, we're going in."

Edwards & Kyle: "CRAP."

Rabbi Winestein: "Grab the battering rams and get ready to take down that door!"
GMP Trooper: "But we didn't bring any!"
Rabbi Winestein:(pointing at Edwards and Kyle) "What do you call those two?"
BSS Trooper: "...usually 'dirtbag' and 'scumbucket', sometimes 'dog-bait', occasionally 'pipe cleaner'...."
Rabbi Winestein: "...just grab them...."

Deadite Tommy: (Watching the unfolding scene) "This is better then any rewrite I've done, so far! You're all gonna be deadbydawndeadbydawnDEADBYDAWN!"
Edwards: "That's it...you're pissing me off..." (Grabs Kyle and proceeds to use as battering ram)...
Kyle: "HHHHEEEYYY!!"

Deadite Tommy: (Watching the unfolding scene) "This is better then any rewrite I've done, so far! You're all gonna be deadbydawndeadbydawnDEADBYDAWN!"
Edwards: "That's it...you're pissing me off..." (Grabs Kyle and proceeds to use as battering ram)...
Kyle: "HHHHEEEYYY!!"

*BOING!*BOING!*
Edwards:(Looking at Kyle and shaking him hard) "What the hell?"
Rabbi Winestein:"That's what you get for trying to use a hollow head as a battering ram..."
Kyle: "HEY!"
Edwards: "Given the evidence, I figured Kyle was denser than depleted uranium."
Kyle: "I am so hurting you, Edwards."
Edwards: "Like you did LAST time?"
Kyle: "##### that damn script! We're not doing this canon-style!"
(fistfight immediately breaks out)

[Alpha 11]

Deadite Tommy: (Still floating around) "What makes you pathetic humans think your tricks are gonna work on ME!? Just wait till I'm done with the rest of the rewrites!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!! We'll see who has the last laugh!"
Ash: " Just hold still for a minute...groovy..."
Edwards: "C'mon; guys, lets get drunk!"
Kyle: "Sounds like a good idea."
BSS Troopers: "We're in!"

Rabbi Winestein: "Hold it shmucks! Winestein, CDC-CD! YOU! (Indicating the BSS Troopers) Spread this salt around all doors and windows! YOU! (Indicating Ash) Prepare to do your Elvis routine in support of the Minmei Attack! YOU TWO! (Indicating Kyle and Edwards) Brace yourselves, we're going in."

Edwards & Kyle: "CRAP."

Rabbi Winestein: "Grab the battering rams and get ready to take down that door!"
GMP Trooper: "But we didn't bring any!"
Rabbi Winestein:(pointing at Edwards and Kyle) "What do you call those two?"
BSS Trooper: "...usually 'dirtbag' and 'scumbucket', sometimes 'dog-bait', occasionally 'pipe cleaner'...."
Rabbi Winestein: "...just grab them...."

Deadite Tommy: (Watching the unfolding scene) "This is better then any rewrite I've done, so far! You're all gonna be deadbydawndeadbydawnDEADBYDAWN!"
Edwards: "That's it...you're pissing me off..." (Grabs Kyle and proceeds to use as battering ram)...
Kyle: "HHHHEEEYYY!!"

Deadite Tommy: (Watching the unfolding scene) "This is better then any rewrite I've done, so far! You're all gonna be deadbydawndeadbydawnDEADBYDAWN!"
Edwards: "That's it...you're pissing me off..." (Grabs Kyle and proceeds to use as battering ram)...
Kyle: "HHHHEEEYYY!!"

*BOING!*BOING!*
Edwards:(Looking at Kyle and shaking him hard) "What the hell?"
Rabbi Winestein:"That's what you get for trying to use a hollow head as a battering ram..."
Kyle: "HEY!"
Edwards: "Given the evidence, I figured Kyle was denser than depleted uranium."
Kyle: "I am so hurting you, Edwards."
Edwards: "Like you did LAST time?"
Kyle: "##### that damn script! We're not doing this canon-style!"
(fistfight immediately breaks out)

[taalismn]

Deadite Tommy: "Just you waaaaaiiiiiiitttttttttt....."
GMP Squad Leader: "Oh, enough of you! You know the GMs, diehard fans, and players are just going to do whatever they want and retcon the hell out of whatever you put up. You're at THEIR mercy as much as we're at yours."

[Arnie100]

Deadite Tommy: "Just wait until LLA comes out! It'll completely change the way you look at Yellow Dancer!!"
Lancer: "Oh, why'd you have to bring me into this!?"
Sera: "What's the matter? Got skeletons in your closet?"
Lancer: "Well; there are these things I did when I was in college..."

[SRoss]

Deadite Tommy: "Just wait until LLA comes out! It'll completely change the way you look at Yellow Dancer!!"
Lancer: "Oh, why'd you have to bring me into this!?"
Sera: "What's the matter? Got skeletons in your closet?"
Lancer: "Well; there are these things I did when I was in college..."

Merlene's Ghost: "You think you've got it bad? He's got pictures of me from that time in band camp..."

[taalismn]

Rand: "My god, Lancer, is that YOU...?!"
Lancer: "Errr..."
Rand: "You look even larger than Lunk...."

[Arnie100]

Lancer: "Gimme a break! Do yu have ANY idea how long it took for me to lose all that weight!?"
Annie: "Checkout his high school yearbook..."Most likely to become a cross-dresser..."

[taalismn]

Lancer: "Gimme a break! Do yu have ANY idea how long it took for me to lose all that weight!?"
Annie: "Checkout his high school yearbook..."Most likely to become a cross-dresser..."

Rook: "Your nickname back then was 'Russet Spud'...?"
Lancer: *sigh*"Children can be so cruel sometimes."

[Alpha 11]

Deadite Tommy: "Just you waaaaaiiiiiiitttttttttt....."
GMP Squad Leader: "Oh, enough of you! You know the GMs, diehard fans, and players are just going to do whatever they want and retcon the hell out of whatever you put up. You're at THEIR mercy as much as we're at yours."

Oh, YA!!!!!

Deadite Tommy: "Just wait until LLA comes out! It'll completely change the way you look at Yellow Dancer!!"
Lancer: "Oh, why'd you have to bring me into this!?"
Sera: "What's the matter? Got skeletons in your closet?"
Lancer: "Well; there are these things I did when I was in college..."

Don't MOST people who were in collage say that?

Deadite Tommy: "Just wait until LLA comes out! It'll completely change the way you look at Yellow Dancer!!"
Lancer: "Oh, why'd you have to bring me into this!?"
Sera: "What's the matter? Got skeletons in your closet?"
Lancer: "Well; there are these things I did when I was in college..."

Merlene's Ghost: "You think you've got it bad? He's got pictures of me from that time in band camp..."

Rand: "My god, Lancer, is that YOU...?!"
Lancer: "Errr..."
Rand: "You look even larger than Lunk...."

Lancer: "Gimme a break! Do yu have ANY idea how long it took for me to lose all that weight!?"
Annie: "Checkout his high school yearbook..."Most likely to become a cross-dresser..."

Lancer: "Gimme a break! Do yu have ANY idea how long it took for me to lose all that weight!?"
Annie: "Checkout his high school yearbook..."Most likely to become a cross-dresser..."

Rook: "Your nickname back then was 'Russet Spud'...?"
Lancer: *sigh*"Children can be so cruel sometimes."

[SRoss]

Rabbi Winestein: "Ok, This isn't working, time to call in the big guns."

Ash, Kyle & Edwards: "Big Guns?"

Rabbi Winestein: "Headquarters? I need an immediate Arclight on these coordinates!"

GMP & BSS Troopers: "Oh Crap! RUN!!!"

Suddenly a squadron of Beta Fighters appears and drop their payload of Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch obliterating the building.

[taalismn]

Rabbi Winestein: "Ok, This isn't working, time to call in the big guns."

Ash, Kyle & Edwards: "Big Guns?"

Rabbi Winestein: "Headquarters? I need an immediate Arclight on these coordinates!"

GMP & BSS Troopers: "Oh Crap! RUN!!!"

Suddenly a squadron of Beta Fighters appears and drop their payload of Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch obliterating the building.

That, and they get blessings put on the fire hydrant system...high pressure holy water with enough force to punch holes through brick walls.

[SailorCallie]

Rabbi Winestein: "Ok, This isn't working, time to call in the big guns."

Ash, Kyle & Edwards: "Big Guns?"

Rabbi Winestein: "Headquarters? I need an immediate Arclight on these coordinates!"

GMP & BSS Troopers: "Oh Crap! RUN!!!"

Suddenly a squadron of Beta Fighters appears and drop their payload of Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch obliterating the building.

That, and they get blessings put on the fire hydrant system...high pressure holy water with enough force to punch holes through brick walls.

Everyone: Run Away!!!!!!!!!

[Alpha 11]

Rabbi Winestein: "Ok, This isn't working, time to call in the big guns."

Ash, Kyle & Edwards: "Big Guns?"

Rabbi Winestein: "Headquarters? I need an immediate Arclight on these coordinates!"

GMP & BSS Troopers: "Oh Crap! RUN!!!"

Suddenly a squadron of Beta Fighters appears and drop their payload of Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch obliterating the building.

Rabbi Winestein: "Ok, This isn't working, time to call in the big guns."

Ash, Kyle & Edwards: "Big Guns?"

Rabbi Winestein: "Headquarters? I need an immediate Arclight on these coordinates!"

GMP & BSS Troopers: "Oh Crap! RUN!!!"

Suddenly a squadron of Beta Fighters appears and drop their payload of Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch obliterating the building.

That, and they get blessings put on the fire hydrant system...high pressure holy water with enough force to punch holes through brick walls.

[Alpha 11]

Rabbi Winestein: "Ok, This isn't working, time to call in the big guns."

Ash, Kyle & Edwards: "Big Guns?"

Rabbi Winestein: "Headquarters? I need an immediate Arclight on these coordinates!"

GMP & BSS Troopers: "Oh Crap! RUN!!!"

Suddenly a squadron of Beta Fighters appears and drop their payload of Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch obliterating the building.

That, and they get blessings put on the fire hydrant system...high pressure holy water with enough force to punch holes through brick walls.

Everyone: Run Away!!!!!!!!!

[Arnie100]

Deadite Tommy: "That was it??? Seriously, I was expecting something from like; I don't know...a reflex cannon or something...oh, well...sooooo disappointed...back to the rewrites, I guess...when you come up with something totally cool, I'll be in my other office."

[SRoss]

Deadite Tommy: "That was it??? Seriously, I was expecting something from like; I don't know...a reflex cannon or something...oh, well...sooooo disappointed...back to the rewrites, I guess...when you come up with something totally cool, I'll be in my other office."

Suddenly beam of light surrounds Tommy...

In orbit...

Captain Koda: "FIRE!!!"

Tommy: "Oh crud..."

[taalismn]

...Because no matter how many marks of mega-laser, reflex cannon, synchro-cannon, or Grand Cannon, you will NEVER be able to get our from under the shadow of the WAVE MOTION GUN.

[Alpha 11]

Deadite Tommy: "That was it??? Seriously, I was expecting something from like; I don't know...a reflex cannon or something...oh, well...sooooo disappointed...back to the rewrites, I guess...when you come up with something totally cool, I'll be in my other office."

Deadite Tommy: "That was it??? Seriously, I was expecting something from like; I don't know...a reflex cannon or something...oh, well...sooooo disappointed...back to the rewrites, I guess...when you come up with something totally cool, I'll be in my other office."

Suddenly beam of light surrounds Tommy...

In orbit...

Captain Koda: "FIRE!!!"

Tommy: "Oh crud..."

...Because no matter how many marks of mega-laser, reflex cannon, synchro-cannon, or Grand Cannon, you will NEVER be able to get our from under the shadow of the WAVE MOTION GUN.

[Arnie100]

Deadite Tommy: "Okay...okay...no more rewrites! Sheesh, all you had to do was ask...that actually hurt (sobbing quietlg). I'll, I'll try to come up with an actual sequel and LISTEN to the fans this time!"

[taalismn]

Deadite Tommy: "Okay...okay...no more rewrites! Sheesh, all you had to do was ask...that actually hurt (sobbing quietlg). I'll, I'll try to come up with an actual sequel and LISTEN to the fans this time!"

"Roy, where are you going?"
"Just checking to see if they're skating on ALL the levels in Hell."

[SRoss]

Dana: (Coming up grabbing Aurora by the scruff of the neck) "All right that's enough out of you."

Unnamed Stirling Brother: (Pointing at Aurora) "Ha! Ha!"

Maia: (Swatting him on the back of the head) "Ok, no more from you runt!"

Meanwhile a female figure confronts Tommy...

Miriya: "What is the meaning of this rumour that I died giving birth to little Maiakins over here! You've got poor Danapoo all upset!"

Dana & Maia: "MMMOOOMMM!!!"

Unnamed Stirling Brother: (Pointing at Dana & Maia) "Ha! Ha!"

[Arnie100]

Miriya: "Who was that??"
Dana: "I dunno..."
Maia: "It's like an echo or something."
Unnamed Sterling Brother: "This totally sucks."
Aurora: (Pointing at Unnamed Sterling Brother) "Ha! Ha!"

[taalismn]

Miriya: "Who was that??"
Dana: "I dunno..."
Maia: "It's like an echo or something."
Unnamed Sterling Brother: "This totally sucks."
Aurora: (Pointing at Unnamed Sterling Brother) "Ha! Ha!"

"Next on Doctor Phil: Dysfunctional Existentialist Families. With special guest Professor Erwin Schrödinger."

[Arnie100]

Also on The Doctor Phil Show: Unnamed Sterling Brother demands attention from Mom (actually, he wants attention from ANYONE).

[taalismn]

From the Classic Bloopers File:

-Max and Miriya are on their wedding day, at the reception, preparing to cut the SDF-shaped cake, a towering construction of confection.
They both reach forward and stick the knife in...
With a groan of collapsing supports, the giant cake falls over on them, burying them under a thick avalanche of frosting.
Mayor Luan and Captain Gloval begin shouting for rescue workers...

[Arnie100]

Gloval: "Quick, everyone! Eat as much of the cake as you can!!"
Ben: "I can't wait to get to Miriya! Heh, heh!"

[Alpha 11]

Deadite Tommy: "Okay...okay...no more rewrites! Sheesh, all you had to do was ask...that actually hurt (sobbing quietlg). I'll, I'll try to come up with an actual sequel and LISTEN to the fans this time!"

Ya right!

Deadite Tommy: "Okay...okay...no more rewrites! Sheesh, all you had to do was ask...that actually hurt (sobbing quietlg). I'll, I'll try to come up with an actual sequel and LISTEN to the fans this time!"

"Roy, where are you going?"
"Just checking to see if they're skating on ALL the levels in Hell."

Dana: (Coming up grabbing Aurora by the scruff of the neck) "All right that's enough out of you."

Unnamed Stirling Brother: (Pointing at Aurora) "Ha! Ha!"

Maia: (Swatting him on the back of the head) "Ok, no more from you runt!"

Meanwhile a female figure confronts Tommy...

Miriya: "What is the meaning of this rumour that I died giving birth to little Maiakins over here! You've got poor Danapoo all upset!"

Dana & Maia: "MMMOOOMMM!!!"

Unnamed Stirling Brother: (Pointing at Dana & Maia) "Ha! Ha!"

Miriya: "Who was that??"
Dana: "I dunno..."
Maia: "It's like an echo or something."
Unnamed Sterling Brother: "This totally sucks."
Aurora: (Pointing at Unnamed Sterling Brother) "Ha! Ha!"

Miriya: "Who was that??"
Dana: "I dunno..."
Maia: "It's like an echo or something."
Unnamed Sterling Brother: "This totally sucks."
Aurora: (Pointing at Unnamed Sterling Brother) "Ha! Ha!"

"Next on Doctor Phil: Dysfunctional Existentialist Families. With special guest Professor Erwin Schrödinger."

[Alpha 11]

Also on The Doctor Phil Show: Unnamed Sterling Brother demands attention from Mom (actually, he wants attention from ANYONE).

From the Classic Bloopers File:

-Max and Miriya are on their wedding day, at the reception, preparing to cut the SDF-shaped cake, a towering construction of confection.
They both reach forward and stick the knife in...
With a groan of collapsing supports, the giant cake falls over on them, burying them under a thick avalanche of frosting.
Mayor Luan and Captain Gloval begin shouting for rescue workers...

Gloval: "Quick, everyone! Eat as much of the cake as you can!!"
Ben: "I can't wait to get to Miriya! Heh, heh!"

[SRoss]

Gloval: "Quick, everyone! Eat as much of the cake as you can!!"
Ben: "I can't wait to get to Miriya! Heh, heh!"

Unnamed Doctor: "Dixon's got the centre piece shoved up WHERE!!!"

[taalismn]

Mayor Laun: "I suppose we should be grateful we weren't having Baked Alaska at the reception."

[Alpha 11]

Gloval: "Quick, everyone! Eat as much of the cake as you can!!"
Ben: "I can't wait to get to Miriya! Heh, heh!"

Unnamed Doctor: "Dixon's got the centre piece shoved up WHERE!!!"

Mayor Laun: "I suppose we should be grateful we weren't having Baked Alaska at the reception."

[SRoss]

The other deleted scene is Rick trying to explain in the letter to Ben's parents that he died from Rectal Trauma...

[taalismn]

Dolza: "I can make Baked Alaska!"
(cue scene of Grand Armada opening up on Alaska Base...)

[Arnie100]

Dolza: "I can make Baked Alaska!"
(cue scene of Grand Armada opening up on Alaska Base...)

Exedore: "I don't think the humans meant it that way, Milord..."
Dolza: "Alaska IS baked, is it not?" (Pointing at monitor)
Exedore: "I believe the Micronians refer to it as a 'cooking' recipe!"
Dolza: "But Alaska HAS been COOKED!"
Exedore: "Never mind, Milord...

[Alpha 11]

The other deleted scene is Rick trying to explain in the letter to Ben's parents that he died from Rectal Trauma...

Dolza: "I can make Baked Alaska!"
(cue scene of Grand Armada opening up on Alaska Base...)

Dolza: "I can make Baked Alaska!"
(cue scene of Grand Armada opening up on Alaska Base...)

Exedore: "I don't think the humans meant it that way, Milord..."
Dolza: "Alaska IS baked, is it not?" (Pointing at monitor)
Exedore: "I believe the Micronians refer to it as a 'cooking' recipe!"
Dolza: "But Alaska HAS been COOKED!"
Exedore: "Never mind, Milord...

[SRoss]

The Macross cast review what was said in the Macross 2012 thread...

Kim: "So let me get this strait, we don't die and I become the Commander of the UEDF Fleet?"

Gloval: "Hey, she can't be worse then Leonard."

Sammy: (Holding Khyron in a headlock) "Oooo, I move to the Moon and have lots of babies!"

Khyron: "NOT WITH ME!!! See, Rick blows me up on Mars!"

Rick: "Well, we don't see a bod..."

Khyron: "Shut it!!!"

Lisa: "I still get Rick."

Minmei: "I'm still single, but there's no Kyle, so it's ok!" (High-fives Lisa)

Ben: "We get to see Mirya naked!"

Max: (Reaches over and snaps Ben's neck)

Mirya: "Thank you dear. I see in this, I'M the sexy one, Minmei is cute and Sammy has the Moe factor."

Lisa: "You forgot, I'M the classical beauty..."

Minmei: (Coming back with a burlap sack and two poles) "What was that?"

Vanessa: "Where were you?"

Minmei: "Oh, just securing my future." (Mounts Ranka Lee's and Sheryl Nome's heads)

Roy: "I'm still dead."

Claudia: "But you come back as a ghost."

Roy: "Oooo, I like that movie!"

Cut to scene of Roy and Claudia doing the pottery scene from Ghost.

Claudia: "Umm ... I don't do pottery."

Roy: "Ok dear, we'll do what you like."

Rewind, cut to scene of Roy and Claudia making Pineapple Salad ala, the pottery scene from Ghost.

Forum Members: "Umm ... can we have the pie instead of the Pineapple Salad?"

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "Waitaminute...Rick is actually my co-star in 'Little White Dragon', but SHE (pointing at Lisa) still gets MY boyfriend?!"
Lisa: "Didn't your career come first?"
Minmei: "I could've made time for him...I bet this is TOMMY's fault...(storms off)
Lisa: "And she's still a spoiled brat..."

[Alpha 11]

The Macross cast review what was said in the Macross 2012 thread...

Kim: "So let me get this strait, we don't die and I become the Commander of the UEDF Fleet?"

Gloval: "Hey, she can't be worse then Leonard."

Sammy: (Holding Khyron in a headlock) "Oooo, I move to the Moon and have lots of babies!"

Khyron: "NOT WITH ME!!! See, Rick blows me up on Mars!"

Rick: "Well, we don't see a bod..."

Khyron: "Shut it!!!"

Lisa: "I still get Rick."

Minmei: "I'm still single, but there's no Kyle, so it's ok!" (High-fives Lisa)

Ben: "We get to see Mirya naked!"

Max: (Reaches over and snaps Ben's neck)

Mirya: "Thank you dear. I see in this, I'M the sexy one, Minmei is cute and Sammy has the Moe factor."

Lisa: "You forgot, I'M the classical beauty..."

Minmei: (Coming back with a burlap sack and two poles) "What was that?"

Vanessa: "Where were you?"

Minmei: "Oh, just securing my future." (Mounts Ranka Lee's and Sheryl Nome's heads)

Roy: "I'm still dead."

Claudia: "But you come back as a ghost."

Roy: "Oooo, I like that movie!"

Cut to scene of Roy and Claudia doing the pottery scene from Ghost.

Claudia: "Umm ... I don't do pottery."

Roy: "Ok dear, we'll do what you like."

Rewind, cut to scene of Roy and Claudia making Pineapple Salad ala, the pottery scene from Ghost.

Forum Members: "Umm ... can we have the pie instead of the Pineapple Salad?"

Poor Ranka and Sheryl.

Minmei: "Waitaminute...Rick is actually my co-star in 'Little White Dragon', but SHE (pointing at Lisa) still gets MY boyfriend?!"
Lisa: "Didn't your career come first?"
Minmei: "I could've made time for him...I bet this is TOMMY's fault...(storms off)
Lisa: "And she's still a spoiled brat..."

[Alpha 11]

Sammy: ".....no! I don't want to hear how big your 'reflex cannon' is, you perv!" (slams down the phone)

Vanessa: "Wow! Did that freaky guy call you again?"

Max (waits ten minutes, then hits the speed-dial)

So is Max the one who call?

Lancer: "I can't find the last cylinder of protoculture for my Alpha. It was just here."

Lunk (gulps): "I'm guessing that silver thing on the table was not a suppository, then..."

Lancer: "So................change of plans! I'll be taking my Cyclone!"

[SRoss]

Sammy: ".....no! I don't want to hear how big your 'reflex cannon' is, you perv!" (slams down the phone)

Vanessa: "Wow! Did that freaky guy call you again?"

Max (waits ten minutes, then hits the speed-dial)

So is Max the one who call?

Lancer: "I can't find the last cylinder of protoculture for my Alpha. It was just here."

Lunk (gulps): "I'm guessing that silver thing on the table was not a suppository, then..."

Lancer: "So................change of plans! I'll be taking my Cyclone!"

I'm sorry, even Lunk's ass can't be THAT big!

[Arnie100]

Sammy: ".....no! I don't want to hear how big your 'reflex cannon' is, you perv!" (slams down the phone)

Vanessa: "Wow! Did that freaky guy call you again?"

Max (waits ten minutes, then hits the speed-dial)

So is Max the one who call?

Lancer: "I can't find the last cylinder of protoculture for my Alpha. It was just here."

Lunk (gulps): "I'm guessing that silver thing on the table was not a suppository, then..."

Lancer: "So................change of plans! I'll be taking my Cyclone!"

I'm sorry, even Lunk's ass can't be THAT big!

This is Lunk we're talking about...it probably is...

[SRoss]

I'm sorry, even Lunk's ass can't be THAT big!

This is Lunk we're talking about...it probably is...

Regess: "No really! The human can keep THAT canister, I really don't want it back!"