Robotech Blooper Reels

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:12 pm

BSST: "Impressive, flooding one room of a twenty-one story building.."
SST: "Whattayamean, ONE ROOM? We flooded every floor up to this one!"
BSST: "Wait....that means...okay, average size per floor, floor footage, multiply...multiply...carry the one..mass of a cubic foot of water...weight of a column of water so and so by so and so...lateral pressure values on bottom floor versus known resistance of building materials...multiply again....EVERYBODY OUT OF THE BUILDING! NOW!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:52 pm

Edwards: "WWAAIIITTT!!! What about me?!"
Sea Squad Trooper: "You're on your own for harboring a wanted calamari!"
Edwaeds: "This ain't fair..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:48 pm

(as building collapses)
Landlord: "Mister Edwards. You stopped up the toilet and now look what happened!"
Edwards: "But it wasn't my fault! See, there was this giant squid in my apartment-"
Landlord: "...So you were violating the 'no pets' policy too?! That's it; you're not getting your deposit back!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:52 am

taalismn wrote:(as building collapses)
Landlotd: "Mister Edwards. You stopped up the toilet and now look what happened!"
Edwards: "But it wasn't my fault! See, there was this giant squid in my apartment-"
Landlord: "...So you were violating the 'no pets' policy too?! That's it; you're not getting your deposit back!"

Edwards: "It's not my FAULT!!! You see, there were these -- where'd they go?!"
Landlord: "Where'd WHO go?"
Edwards: "There were armed soldiers ready to storm my apartment!"
Landlord: "SURE there were..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:22 pm

KNOCKK-KNOCK
"I know you're in there, Kyle!"
(intercom) "Edwards! What are you doing here?!"
"Dude, I need a place to crash."
"Why? You got an apartment, don't you?"
"It collapsed."
"How?"
"Flooded."
"It's a twenty-one story high rise!"
"Tell me about it! I'm outta a home. Can I bed down here until I get a new place?"
"Lemme think...no."
"WHY NOT?!"
"Hmmm...let's see..maybe because YOU SHOT ME?!"
"..Oh, don't tell me you're still sore about that?!"
"Every time it rains, it itches!"
"But you've done so well for yourself! Your door even has an intercom! My old place didn't have an intercom! You must have some real money!"
"That's because Kaifu doesn't bother checking his credit card statements! And I NEED an intercom so I don't have to spend an hour undoing all the locks on my door every time some door to door markerter or evangelist comes by to bother me! Now scat!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 8:57 pm

KNOCK KNOCK

Minmei: "Not a chance Edwards!"

Elsewhere...

KNOCK KNOCK

Grell: "Go away Edwards..."

and another...

KNOCK KNOCK

Breetai & Kazianna: (Throw a Zentraedi sized Do Not Disturb sign at him.)

Outside Khyron's Quarters...

Sammy: "I'M BUSY!!!"

and again...

KNOCK KNOCK

Gloval & Azonia: "Absolutely not!"

Angelo Dante's quarters...

KNOCK KNOCK

Gnea: "Do you have a death wish little man!?!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:19 pm

Edwards (Looking at the squid) "This is all YOUR fault..."
Tentacle Beast: (Squeel that sounds like 'Me? Why me?')

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:15 am

#FORTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER#
Edwards staggers away from Louie Nichols' door, wondering bleerily who the HELL electrifies their doormat....

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:18 pm

KNOCK KNOCK

Grownup Annie: "The squid can stay. You take a hike!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:21 pm

KNOCK KNOCK

Lisa: "Of course you can stay. We can play doctor..." :twisted:

(Shows Edwards an extensive supply of Surgical tools.)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:15 pm

SRoss wrote:KNOCK KNOCK

Grownup Annie: "The squid can stay. You take a hike!"

Tentacle Beast: :eek:

(Not this crazy human...!)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:22 pm

SRoss wrote:KNOCK KNOCK

Lisa: "Of course you can stay. We can play doctor..." (Shows Edwards an extensive supply of Surgical tools.)

Edwards: "Y'know; Admiral, everything I thought about you was all wrong...I think I'll just go on my way...(turns and finds Rick blocking the door)."
Rick: "Actually...it's not her you should be worried about... (points at Lisa Guraa clones) they've gotten bored with cooking, THEY wanna play doctor! Have fun!"
Lisa Guraa Clones: "No...I'm first...but I got here before YOU...Daddy, where's the meat cleaver?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:41 pm

(Outside the Bernard residence...)
Edwards: :badbad:

"Oh, come ON! You gotta be kidding me! NOBODY HAS SEX FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS AND CAN'T ANSWER THEIR DOOR!!!! They're blowing me off!"

DhAkael · Unread post by **DhAkael** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:12 pm

Obviously Edwards has never met Airel/Marlene, Sera or any of the other Invid princesses.
...And they thought Orion women had cosmic level libidos. :eek:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:32 pm

And don't forget, as Earth's Hive Queen, Ariel has a lot of catching up to do.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:35 pm

taalismn wrote:(Outside the Bernard residence...)
Edwards: "Oh, come ON! You gotta be kidding me! NOBODY HAS SEX FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS AND CAN'T ANSWER THEIR DOOR!!!! They're blowing me off!"

After that, I suspect, Scott couldn't get to the door if his life depended on it. :wink:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:08 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:(Outside the Bernard residence...)
Edwards: "Oh, come ON! You gotta be kidding me! NOBODY HAS SEX FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS AND CAN'T ANSWER THEIR DOOR!!!! They're blowing me off!"

After that, I suspect, Scott couldn't get to the door if his life depended on it.

If Edwards had stayed another few minutes, he might have seen the fingers weakly curling out of the mail slot....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:34 pm

(Outside the Bernard's house...as it starts raining)

Edwards: "Oh, wonderful...just great! I knew this was gonna happen! Where do I go now? Oh, yeah! Leonard! He OWES me!""

(Back in the house)

Scott: (Weakly) "Help...please..."
Ariel: "Where do you think YOU'RE going?! I'm not finished yet!"
Scott: "NNNNNNOOOOOO!!' (As Ariel drags him back to the bedroom)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:02 pm

KNOCK KNOCK
Bowie Grant: "I'M DOING TWINS! GO AWAY!!!"

KNOCK KNOCK
Vince Grant: "You know I hate you, Edwards."
Edwards: "So, this is a 'no'?"
Vince Grant: "No...THIS is a 'no'."
(hefts up the rail gun from Shadow Chronicles)
#BLAM#
!SLAM!
Edwards:(looking at the hole where his upper torso used to be) "...oh..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:10 am

taalismn wrote:KNOCK KNOCK
Bowie Grant: "I'M DOING TWINS! GO AWAY!!!"

KNOCK KNOCK
Vince Grant: "You know I hate you, Edwards."
Edwards: "So, this is a 'no'?"
Vince Grant: "No...THIS is a 'no'."
(hefts up the rail gun from Shadow Chronicles)
#BLAM#
!SLAM!
Edwards:(looking at the hole where his upper torso used to be) "...oh..."

Lisa Guraa Clones: "WE'LL save YOU!!
Edwards: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!" (Being dragged into ambulance)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:36 pm

Doctor Lang: (in rubber apron, long rubber gloves, with heavy tinted goggles, and holding up two crackling electrodes) "Don't verry, you are in veerrryy provessional hahns! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"(#ZAP*sizzle/spark/)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:25 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa Gura Clones: "WE'LL save YOU!!"
Edwards: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!" (Being dragged into ambulance)

Haydonite: "THAT'S MY LINE!!!" (Rams the ambulance)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:01 pm

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Lisa Gura Clones: "WE'LL save YOU!!"
Edwards: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!" (Being dragged into ambulance)

Haydonite: "THAT'S MY LINE!!!" (Rams the ambulance)

Three transformed Gura Queens burst out of the ambulance as it flips, rolls off the road, and down a STEEP embankment...
Lisa Gura Clone: #"Did we forget something?"#
Edwards: (Still in ambulance) "OH SHI-"
(POV pulls back to show the ambulance rolling towards the edge of a high canyon...)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:11 pm

Lisa Gura Clone: #"No. I SAVED him!!"#
Edwards: "What did I do to DESERVE this?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:11 pm

Rick Hunter: "Treason, murder, conspiracy to commit murder, collaboration with a declared enemy, kidnapping, torture, grand theft battlecruiser, over-acting, chewing the scenery, wearing spandex..."
Edwards: "Since when did wearing spandex become a crime?!"
Rick Hunter: "You're not THAT physically attractive..."
Edwards: "Grrrrrrrr....."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:22 pm

"GMP, Fashion Division! We'd like to have a word with you about your flightsuit mister Dixon!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:48 pm

"Lord Dolza? A Doctor Stephen Strange wants his cloak back...."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:06 pm

Dolza: "Dr. Strange? Who calls himself 'Dr. Strange'? This is MY cloak! I've had this cloak for YEARS!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:00 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Dolza: "Dr. Strange? Who calls himself 'Dr. Strange'? This is MY cloak! I've had this cloak for YEARS!"

To prove it...Mothra flutters out of it.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:44 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Dolza: "Dr. Strange? Who calls himself 'Dr. Strange'? This is MY cloak! I've had this cloak for YEARS!"

To prove it...Mothra flutters out of it.

Dolza:

"Maybe I made a mistake..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:06 pm

Dolza: "Hand me my newspaper; I have something to swat."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:12 pm

"M'Lord, would you rather have something bigger then a newspaper?"
Dolza: "Like WHAT?"
"A flame-thrower, perhaps?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:35 pm

Mothra: (Flutters around sprinkling glowing dust on Dolza and the other Zentraedi.)

Twins: "Ha ha, we have contract as Minmei's backup singers."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:53 pm

SRoss wrote:Mothra: (Flutters around sprinkling glowing dust on Dolza and the other Zentraedi.)

Twins: "Ha ha, we have contract as Minmei's backup singers."

Dolza: "I have an automatic shotgun firing 18-inch shells."
Twins: " :shock:

"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:59 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Mothra: (Flutters around sprinkling glowing dust on Dolza and the other Zentraedi.)

Twins: "Ha ha, we have contract as Minmei's backup singers."

Dolza: "I have an automatic shotgun firing 18-inch shells."
Twins: " "

Dolza: "Forget the shotgun! I'll use my fly swatter! Rhat's more fun!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:28 pm

Outside a farmhouse...

KNOCK KNOCK

Suddenly the door flies open, desperate looking, disheveled man in tattered clothing grabs Edwards by the shirt.

Lunk: :frazz:

"OH GOD!!! YOU GOTTA SAVE ME!!! THEY THEY JUST WON'T GIVE UP!!!" :frazz:

Invid Princesses: "Lunky poo! Come back to bed! You can play with your little friend later!"

Lunk: (Digging his fingernails into the marble floor tiles) :eek:

"NNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooo!!!" :eek:

Edwards starts running away...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:18 pm

Edwards looks at the geodesic dome in the middle of the overgrown lawn, with the tropical trees growing around it and an honest to goodness MOAT around the property, which he looks down into, just as a long-necked THING with too many teeth arcs out and back into the water....
Edwards: "On second thought, I better leave Corg alone tonight..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:48 pm

Edwards: "Is it so hard to find someplace to sleep tonight?!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:13 am

taalismn wrote:Edwards looks at the geodesic dome in the middle of the overgrown lawn, with the tropical trees growing around it and an honest to goodness MOAT around the property, which he looks down into, just as a long-necked THING with too many teeth arcs out and back into the water....
Edwards: "On second thought, I better leave Corg alone tonight..."

Oddly enough, Corg had just gotten the new XBox and was hoping someone would drop by to play World of Tanks with him.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:42 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Edwards looks at the geodesic dome in the middle of the overgrown lawn, with the tropical trees growing around it and an honest to goodness MOAT around the property, which he looks down into, just as a long-necked THING with too many teeth arcs out and back into the water....
Edwards: "On second thought, I better leave Corg alone tonight..."

Oddly enough, Corg had just gotten the new XBox and was hoping someone would drop by to play World of Tanks with him.

Unfortunately for Corg, he has no friends to play with.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:45 pm

Well, his house does have a sign in front of it saying:
"BEWARE OF DOG(?)!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:21 pm

taalismn wrote:Well, his house does have a sign in front of it saying:
"BEWARE OF DOG(?)!"

It's probably a gura chihuahua or something else that looks non-threatening...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:56 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Well, his house does have a sign in front of it saying:
"BEWARE OF DOG(?)!"

It's probably a gura chihuahua or something else that looks non-threatening...

Yeah, well, the neighborhood homeowners' committee's complained to him several times about it....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:50 pm

"Hello, Mister Corg? I'm JUdy, and I'm with the Homeowners' Association. I'm afraid we've had another complaint about your dog again."
"What business is of mine, then, inferior human trash?!"
"Mister Corg, you've been warned also about your anti-social attitude! You don't have to be friendly, but your attitude doesn't give you permission to strafe your neighbors!"
"I was preemptively responding to Mister Wilson's imminent threat to invade me!"
"Mister Wilson collects and restores antique mecha as a hobby."
"He was gathering a military force to attack me! I had every right to attack first!"
"That's for a court to decide. However, we DO have discretion in the case of your other INdiscretions. Such as, back to your dog."
"What about it, micronian cannon-fodder?!"
"If you don't rein in your animal, or animals as the case may be, we may have to take punative measures.."
"You threaten me?! Is this human 'friendship' and 'tolerance'?! Would you like to get some of what Mister Wilson got?"
"..We're interviewing a Miss LaBelle who's looking into moving into the neighborhood. The house next to yours is currently unoccupied, I believe."
"...your depravity knows no bounds, human witch."
"It's 'Judy' to you. Mister Corg. 'Homeowners' Association Representative Supreme Spokesman Judy Zod' if you want my vote in your favor."
"...(gulp) yes, 'Homeowners' Association Representative Supreme Spokesman Judy Zod' ..."
"Kneel before Zod."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:46 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: (As a flood of water empties into his apartment) "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"
Sea Squad Trooper: "Alrigbt, boys, let's go get him!"
BSS Leader: "Now. Hold on...there's a matter of jurisdiction here..."
Edwards: "Help!! This thing's holding me hostage! "
BSS Leader: "...On the other hand, it's all yours!"

taalismn wrote:BSST: "Impressive, flooding one room of a twenty-one story building.."
SST: "Whattayamean, ONE ROOM? We flooded every floor up to this one!"
BSST: "Wait....that means...okay, average size per floor, floor footage, multiply...multiply...carry the one..mass of a cubic foot of water...weight of a column of water so and so by so and so...lateral pressure values on bottom floor versus known resistance of building materials...multiply again....EVERYBODY OUT OF THE BUILDING! NOW!"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "WWAAIIITTT!!! What about me?!"
Sea Squad Trooper: "You're on your own for harboring a wanted calamari!"
Edwaeds: "This ain't fair..."

taalismn wrote:(as building collapses)
Landlotd: "Mister Edwards. You stopped up the toilet and now look what happened!"
Edwards: "But it wasn't my fault! See, there was this giant squid in my apartment-"
Landlord: "...So you were violating the 'no pets' policy too?! That's it; you're not getting your deposit back!"

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:(as building collapses)
Landlotd: "Mister Edwards. You stopped up the toilet and now look what happened!"
Edwards: "But it wasn't my fault! See, there was this giant squid in my apartment-"
Landlord: "...So you were violating the 'no pets' policy too?! That's it; you're not getting your deposit back!"

Edwards: "It's not my FAULT!!! You see, there were these -- where'd they go?!"
Landlord: "Where'd WHO go?"
Edwards: "There were armed soldiers ready to storm my apartment!"
Landlord: "SURE there were..."

taalismn wrote:KNOCKK-KNOCK
"I know you're in there, Kyle!"
(intercom) "Edwards! What are you doing here?!"
"Dude, I need a place to crash."
"Why? You got an apartment, don't you?"
"It collapsed."
"How?"
"Flooded."
"It's a twenty-one story high rise!"
"Tell me about it! I'm outta a home. Can I bed down here until I get a new place?"
"Lemme think...no."
"WHY NOT?!"
"Hmmm...let's see..maybe because YOU SHOT ME?!"
"..Oh, don't tell me you're still sore about that?!"
"Every time it rains, it itches!"
"But you've done so well for yourself! Your door even has an intercom! My old place didn't have an intercom! You must have some real money!"
"That's because Kaifu doesn't mother checking his credit card statements! And I NEED an intercom so I don't have to spend an hour undoing all the locks on my door every time some door to door markerter or evangelist comes by to bother me! Now scat!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:47 pm

SRoss wrote:KNOCK KNOCK

Minmei: "Not a chance Edwards!"

Elsewhere...

KNOCK KNOCK

Grell: "Go away Edwards..."

and another...

KNOCK KNOCK

Breetai & Kazianna: (Throw a Zentraedi sized Do Not Disturb sign at him.)

Outside Khyron's Quarters...

Sammy: "I'M BUSY!!!"

and again...

KNOCK KNOCK

Gloval & Azonia: "Absolutely not!"

Angelo Dante's quarters...

KNOCK KNOCK

Gnea: "Do you have a death wish little man!?!"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards (Looking at the squid) "This is all YOUR fault..."
Tentacle Beast: (Squeel that sounds like 'Me? Why me?')

taalismn wrote:#FORTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER#
Edwards staggers away from Louie Nichols' door, wondering bleerily who the HELL electrifies their doormat....

SRoss wrote:KNOCK KNOCK

Grownup Annie: "The squid can stay. You take a hike!"

SRoss wrote:KNOCK KNOCK

Lisa: "Of course you can stay. We can play doctor..." (Shows Edwards an extensive supply of Surgical tools.)

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:48 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:KNOCK KNOCK

Grownup Annie: "The squid can stay. You take a hike!"

Tentacle Beast: (Not this crazy human...!)

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:KNOCK KNOCK

Lisa: "Of course you can stay. We can play doctor..." (Shows Edwards an extensive supply of Surgical tools.)

Edwards: "Y'know; Admiral, everything I thought about you was all wrong...I think I'll just go on my way...(turns and finds Rick blocking the door)."
Rick: "Actually...it's not her you should be worried about... (points at Lisa Guraa clones) they've gotten bored with cooking, THEY wanna play doctor! Have fun!"
Lisa Guraa Clones: "No...I'm first...but I got here before YOU...Daddy, where's the meat cleaver?"

taalismn wrote:(Outside the Bernard residence...)
Edwards: "Oh, come ON! You gotta be kidding me! NOBODY HAS SEX FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS AND CAN'T ANSWER THEIR DOOR!!!! They're blowing me off!"

DhAkael wrote:Obviously Edwards has never met Airel/Marlene, Sera or any of the other Invid princesses.
...And they thought Orion women had cosmic level libidos.

SRoss wrote:And don't forget, as Earth's Hive Queen, Ariel has a lot of catching up to do.

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:(Outside the Bernard residence...)
Edwards: "Oh, come ON! You gotta be kidding me! NOBODY HAS SEX FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS AND CAN'T ANSWER THEIR DOOR!!!! They're blowing me off!"

After that, I suspect, Scott couldn't get to the door if his life depended on it.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:50 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:(Outside the Bernard residence...)
Edwards: "Oh, come ON! You gotta be kidding me! NOBODY HAS SEX FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS AND CAN'T ANSWER THEIR DOOR!!!! They're blowing me off!"

After that, I suspect, Scott couldn't get to the door if his life depended on it.

If Edwards had stayed another few minutes, he might have seen the fingers weakly curling out of the mail slot....

Arnie100 wrote:(Outside the Bernard's house...as it starts raining)

Edwards: "Oh, wonderful...just great! I knew this was gonna happen! Where do I go now? Oh, yeah! Leonard! He OWES me!""

(Back in the house)

Scott: (Weakly) "Help...please..."
Ariel: "Where do you think YOU'RE going?! I'm not finished yet!"
Scott: "NNNNNNOOOOOO!!' (As Ariel drags him back to the bedroom)

taalismn wrote:KNOCK KNOCK
Bowie Grant: "I'M DOING TWINS! GO AWAY!!!"

KNOCK KNOCK
Vince Grant: "You know I hate you, Edwards."
Edwards: "So, this is a 'no'?"
Vince Grant: "No...THIS is a 'no'."
(hefts up the rail gun from Shadow Chronicles)
#BLAM#
!SLAM!
Edwards:(looking at the hole where his upper torso used to be) "...oh..."

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:KNOCK KNOCK
Bowie Grant: "I'M DOING TWINS! GO AWAY!!!"

KNOCK KNOCK
Vince Grant: "You know I hate you, Edwards."
Edwards: "So, this is a 'no'?"
Vince Grant: "No...THIS is a 'no'."
(hefts up the rail gun from Shadow Chronicles)
#BLAM#
!SLAM!
Edwards:(looking at the hole where his upper torso used to be) "...oh..."

Lisa Guraa Clones: "WE'LL save YOU!!
Edwards: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!" (Being dragged into ambulance)

taalismn wrote:Doctor Lang: (in rubber apron, long rubber gloves, with heavy tinted goggles, and holding up two crackling electrodes) "Don't verry, you are in veerrryy provessional hahns! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"(#ZAP*sizzle/spark/)

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Lisa Gura Clones: "WE'LL save YOU!!"
Edwards: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!" (Being dragged into ambulance)

Haydonite: "THAT'S MY LINE!!!" (Rams the ambulance)

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:55 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Lisa Gura Clones: "WE'LL save YOU!!"
Edwards: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!" (Being dragged into ambulance)

Haydonite: "THAT'S MY LINE!!!" (Rams the ambulance)

Three transformed Gura Queens burst out of the ambulance as it flips, rolls off the road, and down a STEEP embankment...
Lisa Gura Clone: #"Did we forget something?"#
Edwards: (Still in ambulance) "OH SHI-"
(POV pulls back to show the ambulance rolling towards the edge of a high canyon...)

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa Gura Clone: #"No. I SAVED him!!"#
Edwards: "What did I do to DESERVE this?"

taalismn wrote:Rick Hunter: "Treason, murder, conspiracy to commit murder, collaboration with a declared enemy, kidnapping, torture, grand theft battlecruiser, over-acting, chewing the scenery, wearing spandex..."
Edwards: "Since when did wearing spandex become a crime?!"
Rick Hunter: "You're not THAT physically attractive..."
Edwards: "Grrrrrrrr....."

SRoss wrote:"GMP, Fashion Division! We'd like to have a word with you about your flightsuit mister Dixon!"

taalismn wrote:"Lord Dolza? A Doctor Stephen Strange wants his cloak back...."

Arnie100 wrote:Dolza: "Dr. Strange? Who calls himself 'Dr. Strange'? This is MY cloak! I've had this cloak for YEARS!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Dolza: "Dr. Strange? Who calls himself 'Dr. Strange'? This is MY cloak! I've had this cloak for YEARS!"

To prove it...Mothra flutters out of it.

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Dolza: "Dr. Strange? Who calls himself 'Dr. Strange'? This is MY cloak! I've had this cloak for YEARS!"

To prove it...Mothra flutters out of it.

Dolza: "Maybe I made a mistake..."

taalismn wrote:Dolza: "Hand me my newspaper; I have something to swat."

Arnie100 wrote:"M'Lord, would you rather have something bigger then a newspaper?"
Dolza: "Like WHAT?"
"A flame-thrower, perhaps?"

SRoss wrote:Mothra: (Flutters around sprinkling glowing dust on Dolza and the other Zentraedi.)

Twins: "Ha ha, we have contract as Minmei's backup singers."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Mothra: (Flutters around sprinkling glowing dust on Dolza and the other Zentraedi.)

Twins: "Ha ha, we have contract as Minmei's backup singers."

Dolza: "I have an automatic shotgun firing 18-inch shells."
Twins: " "

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Mothra: (Flutters around sprinkling glowing dust on Dolza and the other Zentraedi.)

Twins: "Ha ha, we have contract as Minmei's backup singers."

Dolza: "I have an automatic shotgun firing 18-inch shells."
Twins: " "

Dolza: "Forget the shotgun! I'll use my fly swatter! Rhat's more fun!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:01 pm

SRoss wrote:Outside a farmhouse...

KNOCK KNOCK

Suddenly the door flies open, desperate looking, disheveled man in tattered clothing grabs Edwards by the shirt.

Lunk: "OH GOD!!! YOU GOTTA SAVE ME!!! THEY THEY JUST WON'T GIVE UP!!!"

Invid Princesses: "Lunky poo! Come back to bed! You can play with your little friend later!"

Lunk: (Digging his fingernails into the marble floor tiles) "NNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooo!!!"

Edwards starts running away...

taalismn wrote:Edwards looks at the geodesic dome in the middle of the overgrown lawn, with the tropical trees growing around it and an honest to goodness MOAT around the property, which he looks down into, just as a long-necked THING with too many teeth arcs out and back into the water....
Edwards: "On second thought, I better leave Corg alone tonight..."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Is it so hard to find someplace to sleep tonight?!"

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Edwards looks at the geodesic dome in the middle of the overgrown lawn, with the tropical trees growing around it and an honest to goodness MOAT around the property, which he looks down into, just as a long-necked THING with too many teeth arcs out and back into the water....
Edwards: "On second thought, I better leave Corg alone tonight..."

Oddly enough, Corg had just gotten the new XBox and was hoping someone would drop by to play World of Tanks with him.

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Edwards looks at the geodesic dome in the middle of the overgrown lawn, with the tropical trees growing around it and an honest to goodness MOAT around the property, which he looks down into, just as a long-necked THING with too many teeth arcs out and back into the water....
Edwards: "On second thought, I better leave Corg alone tonight..."

Oddly enough, Corg had just gotten the new XBox and was hoping someone would drop by to play World of Tanks with him.

Unfortunately for Corg, he has no friends to play with.

taalismn wrote:Well, his house does have a sign in front of it saying:
"BEWARE OF DOG(?)!"