Robotech Blooper Reels

[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "And that was how I became the posterchild for full body reconstructive plastic surgery. You?"
Jamis Merin: "Ah...nose job and tummy tuck..."

Minmei: "It also helped that Dr. Lang cloned me a perfect body! "

"Which is to say it looks and sounds NOTHING like her original body."
"As long as she doesn't look like any of US."
"Perhaps we should have special codewords in case we have any doubts, Lisa?"
"Of course. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean somebody ISN'T out to get you!"

Rick: "Waitaminute...but...if she's a CLONE...how do we know it's really her?"
Minmei: "Stage fright, go away --"
Rick: "Okay, okay.I guess it is her."

Minmei: "What DID happen to you after you bailed on me?"
(Flashback to Rick coming down, sans parachute, in front of a squad of charging Battlepods...)
Rick: "You're mot the only one who benefitted from massive reconstructed surgery..."

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "What DID happen to you after you bailed on me?"
(Flashback to Rick coming down, sans parachute, in front of a squad of charging Battlepods...)
Rick: "You're mot the only one who benefitted from massive reconstructed surgery..."

Minmei: "You're hair DOES look different...and that uniform...seriously you people in the military need a makeover...and a hair stylist."

[taalismn]

Rick: "The uniform? Surgically attached. It's more of an exoskeleton than anything else...getting stomped on by 20+ tons of Zentraedi mecha squad doesn't leave much of your ribcage."

[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "What DID happen to you after you bailed on me?"
(Flashback to Rick coming down, sans parachute, in front of a squad of charging Battlepods...)
Rick: "You're mot the only one who benefitted from massive reconstructed surgery..."

Minmei: "You're hair DOES look different...and that uniform...seriously you people in the military need a makeover...and a hair stylist."

Rick: "The uniform? Surgically attached. It's more of an exoskeleton than anything else...getting stomped on by 20+ tons of Zentraedi mecha squad doesn't leave much of your ribcage."

[SRoss]

Minmei: "And that was how I became the posterchild for full body reconstructive plastic surgery. You?"
Jamis Merin: "Ah...nose job and tummy tuck..."

Minmei: "It also helped that Dr. Lang cloned me a perfect body! "

OH MY GOD! A TRIOMVIRATE OF MINMEI CLONES!!!

Musica: "Sisters I sense a great disturbance..."

[SRoss]

On board the Arcangel...

Dr. Grant: "Ok Louie, how did you get a shattered pelvis?"

Louie: "I don't know, all I remember is J.A.N.I.C.E. saying she wanted to try something she downloaded off the Praxian internet and ... BOOM!"

Angelo: (One bed over) "Welcome to my world."

[taalismn]

Dusty Ayres: "Rook, I really wish I'd had friends like yours."
Rook: "You can."
Dusty: "So...you'e offering me understanding?"
Rook: "I guess I am..."
Dusty: "So...does that mean you'll have sex with me."
Rook: "No."
Dusty:"Damn. Guess I'll just have to shoot up your friends in frustration."
Rook: "I wouldn't do that if I were you."
Dusty: "Why? You'll try to stop me?"
Annie: "Ewww....shiny...."

[SRoss]

Corg: "You see, mother, the secret weapon you needed was Annie all along."

The Regis gives Corg a sour look and a glow surrounds him.

Annie: " SNOOKUMS!!!"

Corg: " "

[taalismn]

The Second Bar(where all the secondary, named, characters hang out after work, as opposed to The Third Bar, where the tertiary, unnamed, mooks hang out)
Sparks: "Hey, look who's here!"
Komodo: "Hey Dusty!"
Sullvan: "Where's your arm, Ayres?"
Dusty Ayres: "For once I'm glad for cyborg parts! I had to chew my arm off to escape that...that....."
Forsyth: "What 'that'?"
(Dusty hand-outlines a small human figure)
Cochrane: "Jason Lynn?"
(Dusty shakes his head negatively...mimes a baseball cap on the head)
Everybody: "....owwwwww....."

[Arnie100]

The Second Bar(where all the secondary, named, characters hang out after work, as opposed to The Third Bar, where the tertiary, unnamed, mooks hang out)
Sparks: "Hey, look who's here!"
Komodo: "Hey Dusty!"
Sullvan: "Where's your arm, Ayres?"
Dusty Ayres: "For once I'm glad for cyborg parts! I had to chew my arm off to escape that...that....."
Forsyth: "What 'that'?"
(Dusty hand-outlines a small human figure)
Cochrane: "Jason Lunn?"
(Dusty shakes his head negatively...mimes a baseball cap on the head)
Everybody: "....owwwwww....."

(Suddenly door slams open and the outline of a small figure with a baseball cap can been silhouetted in the light with a leash holding Corg)

Small figure (We all know who): ".Oh, Mr. Dusty, I know you're in here! Come out, come out wherever you are!"
Sparks: "I gotta...uhm, shift comin' up..."
Komodo: "Yeah, me too! I, aah, talk to you later!"
Cochrane: "Yes, Dr. Lang? You need me right away? Needed at the lab!"
Dusty: "Oh, come on! Don't leave me here!"

(Everybody else suddenly has something better to do)

[Arnie100]

Corg: "You see, mother, the secret weapon you needed was Annie all along."

The Regis gives Corg a sour look and a glow surrounds him.

Annie: " SNOOKUMS!!!"

Corg: " "

Corg: (Sobbing hysterically): "I didn't do anything!!"

[taalismn]

[

(Suddenly door slams open and the outline of a small figure with a baseball cap can been silhouetted in the light with a leash holding Corg)

Small figure (We all know who): ".Oh, Mr. Dusty, I know you're in here! Come out, come out wherever you are!"
Sparks: "I gotta...uhm, shift comin' up..."
Komodo: "Yeah, me too! I, aah, talk to you later!"
Cochrane: "Yes, Dr. Lang? You need me right away? Needed at the lab!"
Dusty: "Oh, come on! Don't leave me here!"

(Everybody else suddenly has something better to do)

Dusty Ayres: "PLEASE, OH GOD I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TRAGICALLY MELODRAMATICALLY -DEAD-! OFF-STAGE! SHUFFLED OFF THE MORTAL COIL! RETIRED FROM THE SCRIPT!!!! REMOVED FROM PLAY!!!! SAFELY WRITTEN OFF! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"

Bartender: "HOnestly...I've never seen anybody spanked with their own chewed-off bionic arm ever before!"

[Arnie100]

[

(Suddenly door slams open and the outline of a small figure with a baseball cap can been silhouetted in the light with a leash holding Corg)

Small figure (We all know who): ".Oh, Mr. Dusty, I know you're in here! Come out, come out wherever you are!"
Sparks: "I gotta...uhm, shift comin' up..."
Komodo: "Yeah, me too! I, aah, talk to you later!"
Cochrane: "Yes, Dr. Lang? You need me right away? Needed at the lab!"
Dusty: "Oh, come on! Don't leave me here!"

(Everybody else suddenly has something better to do)

Dusty Ayres: "PLEASE, OH GOD I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TRAGICALLY MELODRAMATICALLY -DEAD-! OFF-STAGE! SHUFFLED OFF THE MORTAL COIL! RETIRED FROM THE SCRIPT!!!! REMOVED FROM PLAY!!!! SAFELY WRITTEN OFF! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"

Bartender: "HOnestly...I've never seen anybody spanked with their own chewed-off bionic arm ever before!"

Corg: "What're you crying about, Ayres? At least, you're not on a leash!"

[taalismn]

Annie: "SIT, boy!"
#WHUD#
Corg: "...yes, mistress...."

Kagome: "I sense....a kindred spirit in personal management...."

[Arnie100]

Annie: "SIT, boy!"
#WHUD#
Corg: "...yes, mistress...."

Kagome: "I sense....a kindred spirit in personal management...."

Bartender: "That's...unusual, to say the least..."
Corg: "Help...PLEASE!"
Annie: "SILENCE!!!"

(The bar goes quiet)

[taalismn]

Claudia: "Lisa! Where have you been? You look exhausted..!"

Lisa (flopping onto bed): "I just spent the last 3 hours visiting with two Zentradi fellas I met in the main hangar! I won't need to exercise any more this week!"

Claudia (concerned): "But... Who gave authorization for them to be micronized? Captain Gloval was very clear that we have to conserve all the remaining protoculture we have."

Lisa: "I didn't say they were micronized."

Claudia: "Perhaps you should have chosen some sport OTHER THAN Ultimate Frisbee."

[SRoss]

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

Breetai: "Lawn Dart!!!"

[Arnie100]

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

Khyron:: "'FORE!!!" (micronized Gerao being used as a golf ball)

[taalismn]

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

)

"STREET BOWLING!!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "And that was how I became the posterchild for full body reconstructive plastic surgery. You?"
Jamis Merin: "Ah...nose job and tummy tuck..."

Minmei: "It also helped that Dr. Lang cloned me a perfect body! "

OH MY GOD! A TRIOMVIRATE OF MINMEI CLONES!!!

Musica: "Sisters I sense a great disturbance..."

On board the Arcangel...

Dr. Grant: "Ok Louie, how did you get a shattered pelvis?"

Louie: "I don't know, all I remember is J.A.N.I.C.E. saying she wanted to try something she downloaded off the Praxian internet and ... BOOM!"

Angelo: (One bed over) "Welcome to my world."

Dusty Ayres: "Rook, I really wish I'd had friends like yours."
Rook: "You can."
Dusty: "So...you'e offering me understanding?"
Rook: "I guess I am..."
Dusty: "So...does that mean you'll have sex with me."
Rook: "No."
Dusty:"Damn. Guess I'll just have to shoot up your friends in frustration."
Rook: "I wouldn't do that if I were you."
Dusty: "Why? You'll try to stop me?"
Annie: "Ewww....shiny...."

[Alpha 11]

Corg: "You see, mother, the secret weapon you needed was Annie all along."

The Regis gives Corg a sour look and a glow surrounds him.

Annie: " SNOOKUMS!!!"

Corg: " "

The Second Bar(where all the secondary, named, characters hang out after work, as opposed to The Third Bar, where the tertiary, unnamed, mooks hang out)
Sparks: "Hey, look who's here!"
Komodo: "Hey Dusty!"
Sullvan: "Where's your arm, Ayres?"
Dusty Ayres: "For once I'm glad for cyborg parts! I had to chew my arm off to escape that...that....."
Forsyth: "What 'that'?"
(Dusty hand-outlines a small human figure)
Cochrane: "Jason Lunn?"
(Dusty shakes his head negatively...mimes a baseball cap on the head)
Everybody: "....owwwwww....."

The Second Bar(where all the secondary, named, characters hang out after work, as opposed to The Third Bar, where the tertiary, unnamed, mooks hang out)
Sparks: "Hey, look who's here!"
Komodo: "Hey Dusty!"
Sullvan: "Where's your arm, Ayres?"
Dusty Ayres: "For once I'm glad for cyborg parts! I had to chew my arm off to escape that...that....."
Forsyth: "What 'that'?"
(Dusty hand-outlines a small human figure)
Cochrane: "Jason Lunn?"
(Dusty shakes his head negatively...mimes a baseball cap on the head)
Everybody: "....owwwwww....."

(Suddenly door slams open and the outline of a small figure with a baseball cap can been silhouetted in the light with a leash holding Corg)

Small figure (We all know who): ".Oh, Mr. Dusty, I know you're in here! Come out, come out wherever you are!"
Sparks: "I gotta...uhm, shift comin' up..."
Komodo: "Yeah, me too! I, aah, talk to you later!"
Cochrane: "Yes, Dr. Lang? You need me right away? Needed at the lab!"
Dusty: "Oh, come on! Don't leave me here!"

(Everybody else suddenly has something better to do)

[Alpha 11]

Corg: "You see, mother, the secret weapon you needed was Annie all along."

The Regis gives Corg a sour look and a glow surrounds him.

Annie: " SNOOKUMS!!!"

Corg: " "

Corg: (Sobbing hysterically): "I didn't do anything!!"

[

(Suddenly door slams open and the outline of a small figure with a baseball cap can been silhouetted in the light with a leash holding Corg)

Small figure (We all know who): ".Oh, Mr. Dusty, I know you're in here! Come out, come out wherever you are!"
Sparks: "I gotta...uhm, shift comin' up..."
Komodo: "Yeah, me too! I, aah, talk to you later!"
Cochrane: "Yes, Dr. Lang? You need me right away? Needed at the lab!"
Dusty: "Oh, come on! Don't leave me here!"

(Everybody else suddenly has something better to do)

Dusty Ayres: "PLEASE, OH GOD I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TRAGICALLY MELODRAMATICALLY -DEAD-! OFF-STAGE! SHUFFLED OFF THE MORTAL COIL! RETIRED FROM THE SCRIPT!!!! REMOVED FROM PLAY!!!! SAFELY WRITTEN OFF! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"

Bartender: "HOnestly...I've never seen anybody spanked with their own chewed-off bionic arm ever before!"

[

(Suddenly door slams open and the outline of a small figure with a baseball cap can been silhouetted in the light with a leash holding Corg)

Small figure (We all know who): ".Oh, Mr. Dusty, I know you're in here! Come out, come out wherever you are!"
Sparks: "I gotta...uhm, shift comin' up..."
Komodo: "Yeah, me too! I, aah, talk to you later!"
Cochrane: "Yes, Dr. Lang? You need me right away? Needed at the lab!"
Dusty: "Oh, come on! Don't leave me here!"

(Everybody else suddenly has something better to do)

Dusty Ayres: "PLEASE, OH GOD I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TRAGICALLY MELODRAMATICALLY -DEAD-! OFF-STAGE! SHUFFLED OFF THE MORTAL COIL! RETIRED FROM THE SCRIPT!!!! REMOVED FROM PLAY!!!! SAFELY WRITTEN OFF! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"

Bartender: "HOnestly...I've never seen anybody spanked with their own chewed-off bionic arm ever before!"

Corg: "What're you crying about, Ayres? At least, you're not on a leash!"

[Alpha 11]

Annie: "SIT, boy!"
#WHUD#
Corg: "...yes, mistress...."

Kagome: "I sense....a kindred spirit in personal management...."

Annie: "SIT, boy!"
#WHUD#
Corg: "...yes, mistress...."

Kagome: "I sense....a kindred spirit in personal management...."

Bartender: "That's...unusual, to say the least..."
Corg: "Help...PLEASE!"
Annie: "SILENCE!!!"

(The bar goes quiet)

Lisa: "Thanks for a lovely evening......do you want to come in for a drink?"

Voice of Undead Roy: "Rick, use The Force! Let go, Rick, let go!"

Rick (under his breath): "Roy! Shut UP! I'm on a date!"

Undead Roy: "Rick, let go of your feelings. Use The Force!"

Rick: "Roy!! You're embarassing me! Shut UP!!!"

Lisa: "....Did you hear something?"

Rick: "Me? Uh...I didn't hear anything.. So about that drink..."

Claudia: "Lisa! Where have you been? You look exhausted..!"

Lisa (flopping onto bed): "I just spent the last 3 hours visiting with two Zentradi fellas I met in the main hangar! I won't need to exercise any more this week!"

Claudia (concerned): "But... Who gave authorization for them to be micronized? Captain Gloval was very clear that we have to conserve all the remaining protoculture we have."

Lisa: "I didn't say they were micronized."

Claudia: "Lisa! Where have you been? You look exhausted..!"

Lisa (flopping onto bed): "I just spent the last 3 hours visiting with two Zentradi fellas I met in the main hangar! I won't need to exercise any more this week!"

Claudia (concerned): "But... Who gave authorization for them to be micronized? Captain Gloval was very clear that we have to conserve all the remaining protoculture we have."

Lisa: "I didn't say they were micronized."

Claudia: "Perhaps you should have chosen some sport OTHER THAN Ultimate Frisbee."

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

Breetai: "Lawn Dart!!!"

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

Khyron:: "'FORE!!!" (micronized Gerao being used as a golf ball)

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

)

"STREET BOWLING!!!!!"

[SRoss]

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

Khyron:: "'FORE!!!" (micronized Gerao being used as a golf ball)

After Gerao lands in the water trap...

Khyron: "GRELL!!! YOU'VE BETRAYED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!" (Sound of flying golf club)

[taalismn]

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

"ROLLERDERBY!!!!!!!!"

[Arnie100]

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

"STRIKE!!!!!!!!"

(Zentraedi going bowling)

[taalismn]

]

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

(poolside)
"CANNONBALL!!!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

Khyron:: "'FORE!!!" (micronized Gerao being used as a golf ball)

After Gerao lands in the water trap...

Khyron: "GRELL!!! YOU'VE BETRAYED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!" (Sound of flying golf club)

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

"ROLLERDERBY!!!!!!!!"

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

"STRIKE!!!!!!!!"

(Zentraedi going bowling)

]

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

(Poolside)
"CANNONBALL!!!!!!"

[taalismn]

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

#KER-CHAK!#
"PULL!!!!!!"

[SRoss]

Bioroid Pilot: "Has anyone seen our hoversleds?"

[taalismn]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

David Hasselhof’s Iced Coffee Jingle:
“I’m so thirsty for your love I can’t hide it...”
“AUGH! MAKE THE BAD NOISES -STOP-!”

[SRoss]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

David Hasselhof’s Iced Coffee Jingle:
“I’m so thirsty for your love I can’t hide it...”
“AUGH! MAKE THE BAD NOISES -STOP-!”

Kyle: "So the Tiny Tim Relaxation tapes didn't help?"

[taalismn]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:
Drug Intervention:
“Don’t wanna have to go to rehab...”
“NOOOOO!!!!! MY COOOKKKKEEEEEE!!!!”

[Arnie100]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

"What!? There's alternate realities with singers better then ME?!"

[taalismn]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:
Painting empty seascape on the inside of her contact lenses:
“NNNNOOOOO!!!! I’M ADRIFT! AND ALONE!!! ALONE AND ADRIFT! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!!!! AND I KEEP HEARING PEOPLE IN MY HEAD!!!!”

[Arnie100]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:
Painting empty seascape on the inside of her contact lenses:
“NNNNOOOOO!!!! I’M ADRIFT! AND ALONE!!! ALONE AND ADRIFT! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!!!! AND I KEEP HEARING PEOPLE IN MY HEAD!!!!”

Therapist: "There, there...Minmei...everything will be alright...you're under a LOT of stress..."
Minmei: “NNNNOOOOO!!!! I KEEP HEARING PEOPLE IN MY HEAD!!!!”

[SRoss]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

Corg keeps requesting the Flower of Life song at club performances.

[SRoss]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

Minmei: "WHATDAYAMEAN I'M OPENING FOR MIKU HATSUNE!!!"

[taalismn]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:
White Noise Generators.
" "

[SRoss]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:
White Noise Generators.
" "

Hugh Mann: "Funny, I don't hear anything."

[taalismn]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:
White Noise Generators.
" "

Hugh Mann: "Funny, I don't hear anything."

Rick Hunter: " "

[Arnie100]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

Minmei: "Howard Stern kicked ME off of 'America's Got Talent'! What does HE know about talent?!"

[taalismn]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:
Rolling Stone Magazine.
"WHAT THE -HELL-?! -KYLE- MADE THE COVER OF ROLLING STONE?! AND I -HAVEN'T-?! WHERE'S THE JUSTICE IN THIS CRUEL WORLD!??? ARGHHHH!!!"

[SRoss]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

"TOMMY STILL WON'T WRITE ME A MAN!!!"

[taalismn]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

Tilt-a-whirl stage sets.
"YUUGHHHHBLARGABLARGAYUGGGAAAHHHHAAAA!!!!"

[Arnie100]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

Minmei: "Seriously, who writes this stuff?!"
Ghost Edwards (typing furiously): "MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Revenge is finally MINE!!"

[taalismn]

[quote="Arnie100"]Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:


Zentraedi haute cuisine:

"SQUID DOESN'T GO WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS!!!! YAAAAAGGGHHH!!!"

[SRoss]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

Minmei: "Seriously, who writes this stuff?!"
Ghost Edwards (typing furiously): "MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Revenge is finally MINE!!"

Tommy: (Holding a Proton Pack) "Step away from the typewriter!"

[taalismn]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:


Howler monkeys.
"OoooooTTTTOOOTTTOUUTTTOOOOTTTTTRRROFFFOOOTTTTTTT!!!"
"SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! YOU DAMN APES!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!AAAAAGGGHHH!!!"

[SRoss]

Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:


Howler monkeys.
"OoooooTTTTOOOTTTOUUTTTOOOOTTTTTRRROFFFOOOTTTTTTT!!!"
"SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! YOU DAMN APES!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!AAAAAGGGHHH!!!"

"By the way Minmie, did you know, according to Primatologists, Howler Monkeys have the singular ability to find the sleeper who ISN'T a morning person?"