The Baron of chaos wrote:(we really need to make a timetable for the typical day in the life not just of Emperor Prosek but for all the major figureheads of Rifts Earth)
The Imperial Schedule: A Day in the Life
5:00AM: Hide dead hooker body, begin recovering from overnight bender
6:00AM: Pretend to wake up when alarm goes off
6:02AM: Curse Erin Tarn
6:07AM: Put call down to the ISS to see if Erin has said anything about him.
6:30AM: Breakfast and Intelligence sit-down
7:00AM: Get cleaned up, dressed and pressed
7:30AM: Order the deaths of some random noob D-Bees
7:31AM: Cackle Madly
7:36AM: Go over reports from R&D, scratch head at information from Lone Star
8:00AM: Appear on
Good Morning Coalition States9:00AM: Facepalm when ISS reports Erin Tarn is dating Lazlo
9:03AM: Yell at Joseph and tell him he was an accident because he called at a bad time.
10:00AM: Catch up on the televised news (actually just channel surfing, maybe some over-the-phone shopping)
10:30AM: Sit on throne, steeple fingers
11:00AM: Drink some Scotch, listen to people's petitions
11:30AM: After too many drinks, order the execution of the next guy who asks about literacy eductation
11:42AM: Take it back because a total babe is making the case, but have her assistant put to the torch
NOON: Light lunch
12:30PM: Hit the gym
1:30PM: Watch origianl DVD of Dukes of Hazard Movie
2:27PM: Fall asleep on couch while movie is on
3:16PM: Get woken up by Joseph, have argument about his mother, slap him and tell him to get out
3:45PM: Drink more scotch
5:00PM: Start on a new bottle
6:00PM: Sign some law, not really knowing what it is. Hopefully it doesn't have to do with literacy
6:35PM: Gets it together, water in the face, a quick swig, button up the uniform and go to make a litany about the evils of magic and d-bees.
6:59PM: Just before going out to the podium, tell an aide to get some carne asada burritos
7:45PM: Dinner after speech, take a lift back to the residence, make sure to play appropriate amount of gangsta rap
8:00PM: Start drinking again
8:20PM-4:45AM: Things get a little fuzzy
4:46AM: Wake up next to a hooker still partially wearing a scholar robe, a giant leaf and a short, white hair wig, she was strangled to death by the collection of fake talismans around her neck. Operations calls, tells you all designated targets for the sortie ordered last night have been bombed, including the old Imperial Tutor's house and wants to know when they can let the heir out of the Dogboy kennel.
4:48AM: Gripped by a moment of panic, but it passes, the Emperor does not have to hide his own bodies.
5:00AM: And the day begins anew...