Robotech Crossover question

[SRoss]

:eek: "A...little...help...PLEASE.."

"Don't worry I'll help you!"

"I think I'd rather shoot my self. Awww, crap! The gun jammed!! "

Try using an energy pistol next time...they have fewer moving parts and don't jam.

Remembering of course, being Army of Southern Cross issue, your energy pistol was built by the lowest bidder.

[Arnie100]

"Oh, great, thanks. Now I have to worry about whether that pistol's gonna blow up when I pull the trigger."

[Alpha 11]

:eek: "A...little...help...PLEASE.."

"Don't worry I'll help you!"

:eek: "A...little...help...PLEASE.."

"Don't worry I'll help you!"

"I think I'd rather shoot my self. Awww, crap! The gun jammed!! "

:eek: "A...little...help...PLEASE.."

"Don't worry I'll help you!"

"I think I'd rather shoot my self. Awww, crap! The gun jammed!! "

Try using an energy pistol next time...they have fewer moving parts and don't jam.

Remembering of course, being Army of Southern Cross issue, your energy pistol was built by the lowest bidder.

"Oh, great, thanks. Now I have to worry about whether that pistol's gonna blow up when I pull the trigger."

[taalismn]

[

Remembering of course, being Army of Southern Cross issue, your energy pistol was built by the lowest bidder.

And modified by Louie Nichols.
So, either you're the best armed pistolero in the forum, or you're a dead man walking.
Or both, for a brief moment before the overload.

[Alpha 11]

[

Remembering of course, being Army of Southern Cross issue, your energy pistol was built by the lowest bidder.

And modified by Louie Nichols.
So, either you're the best armed pistolero in the forum, or you're a dead man walking.
Or both, for a brief moment before the overload.

[taalismn]

The perils of accepting gifts from Louie Nichols:

**schhazzz*
#BOOM#[/b](mushroom cloud)
"Wow! One shot, one kill! He wasted that bioroid with just his laser pis-"
[b]#BOOM#(second mushroom cloud)
"Pyhrric victory...."

[SRoss]

SRoss: (Standing amidst the devastation) "Worst ... Sunburn ... Ever!" #THUD#

[taalismn]

SRoss: (Standing amidst the devastation) "Worst ... Sunburn ... Ever!" #THUD#

I'm assuming you're in cartoon Totally Blackened Body Except for the Eyeballs mode here....

[SRoss]

Well now I am.

[taalismn]

Don't forget to cough out some ash, for that 'well-done' touch.

[Alpha 11]

The perils of accepting gifts from Louie Nichols:

**schhazzz*
#BOOM#[/b](mushroom cloud)
"Wow! One shot, one kill! He wasted that bioroid with just his laser pis-"
[b]#BOOM#(second mushroom cloud)
"Pyhrric victory...."

SRoss: (Standing amidst the devastation) "Worst ... Sunburn ... Ever!" #THUD#

SRoss: (Standing amidst the devastation) "Worst ... Sunburn ... Ever!" #THUD#

I'm assuming you're in cartoon Totally Blackened Body Except for the Eyeballs mode here....

Yes it is.

Don't forget to cough out some ash, for that 'well-done' touch.

Well now I am.

[taalismn]

(UEsG/Autobots vs Decepticons)
Megatron's raiding a colonial Protoculture Matrix, and both the local militia and Autobots have responded. It's destroids versus Constructicons, Cyclones versus insecticons, veritechs versus cybertronian jets, Autobots squaring off against theie old adversaries. It's a general epic mess.
In the middle of this UEsG reinforcements arrive; with a roar and a thunder, big red Neo-Eva Unit 02 arrives and begins swatting Decepticins aside like those ugly .little dogs you wanna kick. Asuka(yeah, it's her) smashes a way past the cannon fodder until she's right up next to the Decepticon core command. Asuka levels a gun the size of an Ikazuchi turret at them.
Megatron's cornered, but defiant. Starscream's spilled hydraulic fluid and went blue screen. Soundwave's silent as ever.
Asuka lines up, fires. Megatron starts a last taunting rant...
...and actually finishes it, as he suddenly realizes that at point blank range, the Human actually MISSED him.
To point out the obvious, he sneers: "HAH! You missed!"
Optimus Prime: "Friend Asuka! How could you have missed?!"
Ironhide: "You didn't deliberately throw that shot, did you? How could you?!"
Asuka: "I didn't miss. It wasn't Megatron I was aiming for."
Megatron: "Huh?!"
He looks over his shoulder...Starscream's still crashed, but Soundwave...well, he's currently half-melted to the sides of a small crater...but still alive.
"I was aiming for Soundwave."
Optimus: "But WHY?! You had Megatron dead in your sights!"
Asuka: "Think about it. Every time you beat back the Decepticons, who pulls them back together? Who organizes them? Who coordinates them? Who runs the heavy duty recon, gets the information, runs their spy network? Megatron doesn't; he's the idea and motivational man with the Big Plans-"
Megatron: "Of course!"
Asuka: "-but he's not into the dirty work of organization. Starscream's the Insubordinate Subordinate, and more 'scream and leap' or waiting for a dagger-in-the-back moment. But Soundwave's the silent loyal lynchpin of the whole Deecepticon operation. He holds things together. He's the one who pulls the last minute disctraction or the post-defeat resurrection that lets the Decepticons come back again and again after you think you've FINALLY gotten rid of them. He's the paperwork wrangler and organization man who's vital to the whole operation. He wears so many hats, has taken on so many responsibilities that he's indispensible to their operations. They can't make do without him.Take HIM out and the whole Decepticon machine grinds to a halt. Take him out FIRST and you can mop up the rest of them later while Megatron's still trying to figure out where the energon usage reports are."
"......"
Wheeljack: "...you know, she's right."
Megatron: "Oh come on! I'm not THAT clueless!"
Ironhide: "Come to think of it, Soundwave DOES usually scuzz up our victories over the Decepticans."
Optimus: "She's absolutely right. Okay, AUTOBOTS! TARGET ON SOUNDWAVE!!!"
Soundwave: (finally sitting up in his crater and suddenly registering all the weapons pointing at him) "OH. SHI-"

[SRoss]

Soundwave, thinking quickly sticks his UNTIMATE weapon into the tape player slot...

MINMEI AND SHATNER'S GREATEST DUETS

Everyone else: "SHOOT HIM!!! SHOOT HIM NOW!!!"

[Arnie100]

Soundwave, thinking quickly sticks his UNTIMATE weapon into the tape player slot...

MINMEI AND SHATNER'S GREATEST DUETS

Everyone else: "SHOOT HIM!!! SHOOT HIM NOW!!!"

Soundwave: "Maybe that wasn't such a good idea, after all..."

[taalismn]

Soundwave, thinking quickly sticks his UNTIMATE weapon into the tape player slot...

MINMEI AND SHATNER'S GREATEST DUETS

:

Clearly a suicide maneuver; that combination would melt his circuits.

[Arnie100]

Soundwave, thinking quickly sticks his UNTIMATE weapon into the tape player slot...

MINMEI AND SHATNER'S GREATEST DUETS

:

Clearly a suicide maneuver; that combination would melt his circuits.

At least Soundwave didn't pull out a Leonard Nimoy album...

[Alpha 11]

(UEsG/Autobots vs Decepticons)
Megatron's raiding a colonial Protoculture Matrix, and both the local militia and Autobots have responded. It's destroids versus Constructicons, Cyclones versus insecticons, veritechs versus cybertronian jets, Autobots squaring off against theie old adversaries. It's a general epic mess.
In the middle of this UEsG reinforcements arrive; with a roar and a thunder, big red Neo-Eva Unit 02 arrives and begins swatting Decepticins aside like those ugly .little dogs you wanna kick. Asuka(yeah, it's her) smashes a way past the cannon fodder until she's right up next to the Decepticon core command. Asuka levels a gun the size of an Ikazuchi turret at them.
Megatron's cornered, but defiant. Starscream's spilled hydraulic fluid and went blue screen. Soundwave's silent as ever.
Asuka lines up, fires. Megatron starts a last taunting rant...
...and actually finishes it, as he suddenly realizes that at point blank range, the Human actually MISSED him.
To point out the obvious, he sneers: "HAH! You missed!"
Optimus Prime: "Friend Asuka! How could you have missed?!"
Ironhide: "You didn't deliberately throw that shot, did you? How could you?!"
Asuka: "I didn't miss. It wasn't Megatron I was aiming for."
Megatron: "Huh?!"
He looks over his shoulder...Starscream's still crashed, but Soundwave...well, he's currently half-melted to the sides of a small crater...but still alive.
"I was aiming for Soundwave."
Optimus: "But WHY?! You had Megatron dead in your sights!"
Asuka: "Think about it. Every time you beat back the Decepticons, who pulls them back together? Who organizes them? Who coordinates them? Who runs the heavy duty recon, gets the information, runs their spy network? Megatron doesn't; he's the idea and motivational man with the Big Plans-"
Megatron: "Of course!"
Asuka: "-but he's not into the dirty work of organization. Starscream's the Insubordinate Subordinate, and more 'scream and leap' or waiting for a dagger-in-the-back moment. But Soundwave's the silent loyal lynchpin of the whole Deecepticon operation. He holds things together. He's the one who pulls the last minute disctraction or the post-defeat resurrection that lets the Decepticons come back again and again after you think you've FINALLY gotten rid of them. He's the paperwork wrangler and organization man who's vital to the whole operation. He wears so many hats, has taken on so many responsibilities that he's indispensible to their operations. They can't make do without him.Take HIM out and the whole Decepticon machine grinds to a halt. Take him out FIRST and you can mop up the rest of them later while Megatron's still trying to figure out where the energon usage reports are."
"......"
Wheeljack: "...you know, she's right."
Megatron: "Oh come on! I'm not THAT clueless!"
Ironhide: "Come to think of it, Soundwave DOES usually scuzz up our victories over the Decepticans."
Optimus: "She's absolutely right. Okay, AUTOBOTS! TARGET ON SOUNDWAVE!!!"
Soundwave: (finally sitting up in his crater and suddenly registering all the weapons pointing at him) "OH. SHI-"

Soundwave, thinking quickly sticks his UNTIMATE weapon into the tape player slot...

MINMEI AND SHATNER'S GREATEST DUETS

Everyone else: "SHOOT HIM!!! SHOOT HIM NOW!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Soundwave, thinking quickly sticks his UNTIMATE weapon into the tape player slot...

MINMEI AND SHATNER'S GREATEST DUETS

Everyone else: "SHOOT HIM!!! SHOOT HIM NOW!!!"

Soundwave: "Maybe that wasn't such a good idea, after all..."

Soundwave, thinking quickly sticks his UNTIMATE weapon into the tape player slot...

MINMEI AND SHATNER'S GREATEST DUETS

:

Clearly a suicide maneuver; that combination would melt his circuits.

Soundwave, thinking quickly sticks his UNTIMATE weapon into the tape player slot...

MINMEI AND SHATNER'S GREATEST DUETS

:

Clearly a suicide maneuver; that combination would melt his circuits.

At least Soundwave didn't pull out a Leonard Nimoy album...

[taalismn]

[

At least Soundwave didn't pull out a Leonard Nimoy album...

That's in case he ever wanted to take the Decepticons out with him....

[SRoss]

[

At least Soundwave didn't pull out a Leonard Nimoy album...

That's in case he ever wanted to take the Decepticons out with him....

It could be worse, this is the multiverse, somewhere out there, Elvis has done a cover of Leonard Nimoy's The Ballad of Bilbo Baggens...

Suddenly, everyone paused to do a collective shudder.

But don't worry guys, it would take stupidity of monumental proportions for us to open up THAT universe...

Dixon: "Hey guys! I just tried to toast my peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the Super Hadron Collider and now its acting all funny?"

(Facepalms) Like that...

[taalismn]

[

Dixon: "Hey guys! I just tried to toast my peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the Super Hadron Collider and now its acting all funny?"

(Facepalms) Like that...

Don't worry; the sandwich went on eBay, was bought by a fanatic who thought it looked like Jesus Christ, whereupon it eventually exploded after being subjected to several months of replayed video tapes of Tammy Faye Baker.

[Arnie100]

Dixon: "I think I'll make another sandwich..."
Fokker: "Get him!!"
Rick: "I've got his arms! "
Max:: "Great...I've got the other end..."

(In a padded room, GMP Headquarters, Psychiatric Ward)

Dixon: "Guys, I was just gonna make a sandwich!"

[Alpha 11]

[

At least Soundwave didn't pull out a Leonard Nimoy album...

That's in case he ever wanted to take the Decepticons out with him....

[

At least Soundwave didn't pull out a Leonard Nimoy album...

That's in case he ever wanted to take the Decepticons out with him....

It could be worse, this is the multiverse, somewhere out there, Elvis has done a cover of Leonard Nimoy's The Ballad of Bilbo Baggens...

Suddenly, everyone paused to do a collective shudder.

But don't worry guys, it would take stupidity of monumental proportions for us to open up THAT universe...

Dixon: "Hey guys! I just tried to toast my peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the Super Hadron Collider and now its acting all funny?"

(Facepalms) Like that...

[

Dixon: "Hey guys! I just tried to toast my peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the Super Hadron Collider and now its acting all funny?"

(Facepalms) Like that...

Don't worry; the sandwich went on eBay, was bought by a fanatic who thought it looked like Jesus Christ, whereupon it eventually exploded after being subjected to several months of replayed video tapes of Tammy Faye Baker.

Dixon: "I think I'll make another sandwich..."
Fokker: "Get him!!"
Rick: "I've got his arms! "
Max:: "Great...I've got the other end..."

(In a padded room, GMP Headquarters, Psychiatric Ward)

Dixon: "Guys, I was just gonna make a sandwich!"

[SRoss]

[

Dixon: "Hey guys! I just tried to toast my peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the Super Hadron Collider and now its acting all funny?"

(Facepalms) Like that...

Don't worry; the sandwich went on eBay, was bought by a fanatic who thought it looked like Jesus Christ, whereupon it eventually exploded after being subjected to several months of replayed video tapes of Tammy Faye Baker.

"I think Ben was referring to the collider, but ok."

[SRoss]

Dixon: "I think I'll make another sandwich..."
Fokker: "Get him!!"
Rick: "I've got his arms! "
Max:: "Great...I've got the other end..."

(In a padded room, GMP Headquarters, Psychiatric Ward)

Dixon: "Guys, I was just gonna make a sandwich!"

Whateley: "Ooooo, my favorite cell mate!"

Dixon: "Oie vay!"

[SRoss]

Tune in Next Week when the Regis freaks with Shinji's mind by showing him the Potential Future of Tokyo 3...

[taalismn]

“Behold, the latest product of cross-dimensional decadence, the latest threat to the sobriety of sentients everywhere!”
“What is it?”
“We don’t have a name for it yet, though a lot of people are simply referring to it as the ‘Fusion’. What is in this bottle is nothing less than the Essence of Inebriation. It is a stable cocktail of Zentraedi laager, Garudan ale yeasts, Flower of Life squeezings, with a plop and a gurgle of Kickapoo Joy Juice and Klatchian coffee extract. Inebriation is almost certainly to follow.”
“So it’s our version of a PanGalactic Gargle Blaster.”
“Yes, except that this stuff works not only through imbibing, but through skin contact. Hell, even LOOKING at the stuff is enough to get you soused.”
“And you brought two bottles of it to show us.”
“...uh, I only brought one.”
“It would appear to be working then.”
“How many people exploded testing this stuff?”
“None so far, though we’re only at the sipping stage.”
“What HAS happened, then?”
“Out of ten test-tasters, obe converted to Buddhism, two evolved to a higher state of being, six apparently developed superpowers, and there’s twenty paternity suites and fifteen petitions for group marriages pending on the last one.”
“So, what are you doing about full-scale human testing of this stuff?”
“We have a few ideas...”

Rebuild Evangelion Misato was NOT pleased.
“UNTIE ME AND GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES!”
She was NOT happy to have been kidnapped by aliens off the WILLIE Wunder, then strapped to a medical bed in a shiny laboratory with only a thin sheet over her for cover.
Worse yet was the apparently younger version of herself in a hazmat suit bending over her, gesturing at her with some sort of IV apparatus.
“Sorry for the whole medical setup, but it was necessary in case we had to surgically remove the stick up your @$$, plus the scientists wanted to be able to get full body readings from the next step in this intervention.”
“’Intervention?! What the hell do you mean by -that-?!”
The duplicate, clone, fake, imposter, or whatever she was gestured again with the business end of the IV.
“This is a booze-drip, a delivery system for a very potent agent of inebriation. Now, how would you like it? Mouth, arm, leg, or other?”
“You’ve got to be kidding me! I don’t have time to go drinking!”
“Think of it as a ‘fun’ infusion. Something to help you return to the wild young optimistic heroine we once were.”
“YOU’RE INSANE!!! LET ME GO!!! I GET MT HANDS ON EITHER OF YOU TWO IMPOSTERS I’LL-”
“There’s ony one of me here, so I guess it’s working already.”
“I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about but I assure you, I will-yerk!”
“Please note that the test begins NOW.”
“sherbleglurpmeepugahhha....”

[Arnie100]

Dixon: "I think I'll make another sandwich..."
Fokker: "Get him!!"
Rick: "I've got his arms! "
Max:: "Great...I've got the other end..."

(In a padded room, GMP Headquarters, Psychiatric Ward)

Dixon: "Guys, I was just gonna make a sandwich!"

Whateley: "Ooooo, my favorite cell mate!"

Dixon: "Oie vay!"

Dixon: "Guard! GUARD!! Get me outta here!!"

(Psychiatric Ward, Front Desk)

Guard: (Earphones on, singing) "My boyfriend's a pilot, now...he's a pilot, oh!"

[SRoss]

Central Tokyo-3...

Velt laughs as he finishes merging with Lilith...

Gendo: (At street level) "YOU BETRAYED ME YOU TIN PLATED BASTARD!!!"

Shinji, TAL-OS, KAS-DA and Desdemona blaze away with their Reflex Rifles to no apparent effect...

Suddenly Lilith reaches out and grapples Shinji's EVA. Everyone can feel the crushing pressure as Shinji's AT Field is compressed...

Shinji: (In a fetal position in his control capsule) "ICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKE
ITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEIT
ICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEIT"

Lisa: "Ok, we've lost Shinji ... What have you got Louie?"

Louie: "Sorry, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought..."

Meanwhile, at Tokyo-3 Central General Hospital...

A nurse cares for a ballgaged man strapped to a gurney...

Dana: (Inserting an IV) "Now don't you worry. Dr. Lang said this stuff will fix you up right as rain."

Alpha 11: " "

Down in Emergency...

Jean: "GOOD GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS MAN!?!"

Hugh Mann: "He's suffering from 97 croc bites..."

Jean: "WHOLE BLOOD STAT!!!"

Misato Clone: (Handing Hugh Mann the IV) "Here."

Hugh Mann: "Thanks!"

Taalismn: " "

Burn Ward, a nude figure floats in a tank of viscus fluid. Nearby a display flashes the words TISSUE REGENERATION IN PROGRESS. A Misato Clone plugs something into the IV.

SRoss: " "

Before the three of them a figure appears...

Pan Pan: (As a 6' glowing penguin) "We don't have much time, here is what you must do."

Later...

Asuka's EVA shows up with a huge Gatling gun...

Lisa: "Are those?"

Taalismn: (Telepathically) "Yes, Syncrocannons. The fleet had a few they weren't using."

A Red flash washes over them.

Louie: "THAT THINGS GOT HAYDONITE WEAPONS! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"

SRoss: (Telepathically) "No, I used spare parts from the Super Hadron Collider to tune her AT Field to block it."

Lang: "Vhat spare parts?"

SRoss: "The ones in the orange cabinet, marked Safety Interlocks..."

Louie: "Wait! Even a Reflex Furnace can't generate enough power for a gun like that."

Taalismn: "We used spare parts from the Super Hadron Collider to channel power from a triumvirate. Young Annie, Grownup Annie and the Regis."

Lang: (Facepalming) "Vhare did those parts come from?"

SRoss: "The black cabinet, marked Emergency Cutoff..."

Alpha 11: (Telepathically) "We also modified the EVA to help Asuka reach Berserker mode..."

Lisa, Louie & Lang: " "

Annie: (In Asuka's headphones) "I have this lace Princess doll outfit, you'd look sooooo cute in it. I've even got ribbons for your hair..."

Asuka: "I'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOU
I'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOU!!!"

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "Glad I'm not in THAT place! "

[SRoss]

Arnie100: "Glad I'm not in THAT place! "

SRoss: "I'll keep you in mind for next time."

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "Crap..."

[taalismn]

Lillith: "Oh take me NOW, stud-boy!"
Shinji: "...oh god nopleaseno...."
Yui: "Oh my manly son!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

[

Dixon: "Hey guys! I just tried to toast my peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the Super Hadron Collider and now its acting all funny?"

(Facepalms) Like that...

Don't worry; the sandwich went on eBay, was bought by a fanatic who thought it looked like Jesus Christ, whereupon it eventually exploded after being subjected to several months of replayed video tapes of Tammy Faye Baker.

"I think Ben was referring to the collider, but ok."

Dixon: "I think I'll make another sandwich..."
Fokker: "Get him!!"
Rick: "I've got his arms! "
Max:: "Great...I've got the other end..."

(In a padded room, GMP Headquarters, Psychiatric Ward)

Dixon: "Guys, I was just gonna make a sandwich!"

Whateley: "Ooooo, my favorite cell mate!"

Dixon: "Oie vay!"

Tune in Next Week when the Regis freaks with Shinji's mind by showing him the Potential Future of Tokyo 3...

Not a bad video.

“Behold, the latest product of cross-dimensional decadence, the latest threat to the sobriety of sentients everywhere!”
“What is it?”
“We don’t have a name for it yet, though a lot of people are simply referring to it as the ‘Fusion’. What is in this bottle is nothing less than the Essence of Inebriation. It is a stable cocktail of Zentraedi laager, Garudan ale yeasts, Flower of Life squeezings, with a plop and a gurgle of Kickapoo Joy Juice and Klatchian coffee extract. Inebriation is almost certainly to follow.”
“So it’s our version of a PanGalactic Gargle Blaster.”
“Yes, except that this stuff works not only through imbibing, but through skin contact. Hell, even LOOKING at the stuff is enough to get you soused.”
“And you brought two bottles of it to show us.”
“...uh, I only brought one.”
“It would appear to be working then.”
“How many people exploded testing this stuff?”
“None so far, though we’re only at the sipping stage.”
“What HAS happened, then?”
“Out of ten test-tasters, obe converted to Buddhism, two evolved to a higher state of being, six apparently developed superpowers, and there’s twenty paternity suites and fifteen petitions for group marriages pending on the last one.”
“So, what are you doing about full-scale human testing of this stuff?”
“We have a few ideas...”

Rebuild Evangelion Misato was NOT pleased.
“UNTIE ME AND GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES!”
She was NOT happy to have been kidnapped by aliens off the WILLIE Wunder, then strapped to a medical bed in a shiny laboratory with only a thin sheet over her for cover.
Worse yet was the apparently younger version of herself in a hazmat suit bending over her, gesturing at her with some sort of IV apparatus.
“Sorry for the whole medical setup, but it was necessary in case we had to surgically remove the stick up your @$$, plus the scientists wanted to be able to get full body readings from the next step in this intervention.”
“’Intervention?! What the hell do you mean by -that-?!”
The duplicate, clone, fake, imposter, or whatever she was gestured again with the business end of the IV.
“This is a booze-drip, a delivery system for a very potent agent of inebriation. Now, how would you like it? Mouth, arm, leg, or other?”
“You’ve got to be kidding me! I don’t have time to go drinking!”
“Think of it as a ‘fun’ infusion. Something to help you return to the wild young optimistic heroine we once were.”
“YOU’RE INSANE!!! LET ME GO!!! I GET MT HANDS ON EITHER OF YOU TWO IMPOSTERS I’LL-”
“There’s ony one of me here, so I guess it’s working already.”
“I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about but I assure you, I will-yerk!”
“Please note that the test begins NOW.”
“sherbleglurpmeepugahhha....”

[Alpha 11]

Dixon: "I think I'll make another sandwich..."
Fokker: "Get him!!"
Rick: "I've got his arms! "
Max:: "Great...I've got the other end..."

(In a padded room, GMP Headquarters, Psychiatric Ward)

Dixon: "Guys, I was just gonna make a sandwich!"

Whateley: "Ooooo, my favorite cell mate!"

Dixon: "Oie vay!"

Dixon: "Guard! GUARD!! Get me outta here!!"

(Psychiatric Ward, Front Desk)

Guard: (Earphones on, singing) "My boyfriend's a pilot, now...he's a pilot, oh!"

[Alpha 11]

Central Tokyo-3...

Velt laughs as he finishes merging with Lilith...

Gendo: (At street level) "YOU BETRAYED ME YOU TIN PLATED BASTARD!!!"

Shinji, TAL-OS, KAS-DA and Desdemona blaze away with their Reflex Rifles to no apparent effect...

Suddenly Lilith reaches out and grapples Shinji's EVA. Everyone can feel the crushing pressure as Shinji's AT Field is compressed...

Shinji: (In a fetal position in his control capsule) "ICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKE
ITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEIT
ICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEITICAN'TTAKEIT"

Lisa: "Ok, we've lost Shinji ... What have you got Louie?"

Louie: "Sorry, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought..."

Meanwhile, at Tokyo-3 Central General Hospital...

A nurse cares for a ballgaged man strapped to a gurney...

Dana: (Inserting an IV) "Now don't you worry. Dr. Lang said this stuff will fix you up right as rain."

Alpha 11: " "

Down in Emergency...

Jean: "GOOD GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS MAN!?!"

Hugh Mann: "He's suffering from 97 croc bites..."

Jean: "WHOLE BLOOD STAT!!!"

Misato Clone: (Handing Hugh Mann the IV) "Here."

Hugh Mann: "Thanks!"

Taalismn: " "

Burn Ward, a nude figure floats in a tank of viscus fluid. Nearby a display flashes the words TISSUE REGENERATION IN PROGRESS. A Misato Clone plugs something into the IV.

SRoss: " "

Before the three of them a figure appears...

Pan Pan: (As a 6' glowing penguin) "We don't have much time, here is what you must do."

Later...

Asuka's EVA shows up with a huge Gatling gun...

Lisa: "Are those?"

Taalismn: (Telepathically) "Yes, Syncrocannons. The fleet had a few they weren't using."

A Red flash washes over them.

Louie: "THAT THINGS GOT HAYDONITE WEAPONS! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"

SRoss: (Telepathically) "No, I used spare parts from the Super Hadron Collider to tune her AT Field to block it."

Lang: "Vhat spare parts?"

SRoss: "The ones in the orange cabinet, marked Safety Interlocks..."

Louie: "Wait! Even a Reflex Furnace can't generate enough power for a gun like that."

Taalismn: "We used spare parts from the Super Hadron Collider to channel power from a triumvirate. Young Annie, Grownup Annie and the Regis."

Lang: (Facepalming) "Vhare did those parts come from?"

SRoss: "The black cabinet, marked Emergency Cutoff..."

Alpha 11: (Telepathically) "We also modified the EVA to help Asuka reach Berserker mode..."

Lisa, Louie & Lang: " "

Annie: (In Asuka's headphones) "I have this lace Princess doll outfit, you'd look sooooo cute in it. I've even got ribbons for your hair..."

Asuka: "I'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOU
I'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOU!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Arnie100: "Glad I'm not in THAT place! "

Arnie100: "Glad I'm not in THAT place! "

SRoss: "I'll keep you in mind for next time."

Arnie100: "Crap..."

Lillith: "Oh take me NOW, stud-boy!"
Shinji: "...oh god nopleaseno...."
Yui: "Oh my manly son!!!!"

[taalismn]

Dana: "Cancel the big guns, boys and girls, Shin-chan's got this."
"...madam, I am technically your descendant many times removed! You CANNOT be contemplating this..."
#"From another universe. You're not MY descendant, loverboy."#
Dana: "No, he doesn't need backup. This is something he's gotta do himself."
"...no, it's NOT!..."
Dana: "Like I said, he's a pro at this sort of thing. Really puts out."
"....this is NOT what how an Entry Plug is used!"

[SRoss]

G.M.P. HQ...

Nova kicks open the door, dragging a handcuffed Dana...

Desk Sargent: "What is it THIS time!?!"

Nova: "Trafficking a minor for the purposes of prostitution!"

Guard #1: "YOU MONSTER!"

Dana: "No! It's a misunderstanding! He's my brother!"

Guard #2: "YOUR BROTHER! YOU SICK @#$%!!!"

Guard #3: "You're gonna burn for this Stirling!"

Desk Sargent: "Put her in the cell with Dixon and Whateley!"

[taalismn]

Marie: "You DO know we're dealing here with Shinji STerling, right?"
Nova: "Yes."
Marie: "The 'Stud Shinji'...the guy's thirty-something but looks like he's in his early twenties, just like you're in your fifties and don't look a day over thirty? You still with me?"
Nova: "Absolutely."
Marie: "He's hardly a minor."
Nova: "I know. But the look on Dana;s face when I arrested her was PRICELESS."

[Rathorc Lemenger]

Walks out, wearing an army uniform with Mister Squeekers on his shoulder and looks at the assembled cast of players.

Rathorc: It seems that we have been getting a little sloppy with this thread. We are WARRIORS, strong and mighty. As such, we should start acting like it. *turns and looks at Taalismn* Private Taalismn. I would like you to research ways to incorporate the girls Panzer division of Furinken High School and send them to go after the treacherous group that seems to always escape us. Said group is lead (seemingly) by one Tatawaki Kuno. Take the ones from that colourful show called My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic to capture and interrogate the culprits. Feel free to use this: http://www.animeseason.com/girls-und-panzer-episode-1/ That is all.

Walks away. with Mister Squeekers chirping happily on his shoulder.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

[taalismn]

You heard the man.
It's slapstick with BATTLEAXES from here on out.
Maybe a punchline nuke or three.

[Arnie100]

Marie: "You DO know we're dealing here with Shinji STerling, right?"
Nova: "Yes."
Marie: "The 'Stud Shinji'...the guy's thirty-something but looks like he's in his early twenties, just like you're in your fifties and don't look a day over thirty? You still with me?"
Nova: "Absolutely."
Marie: "He's hardly a minor."
Nova: "I know. But the look on Dana;s face when I arrested her was PRICELESS."

Marie: "Y'know; Nova, you have a twisted sense of humor!"
Nova: "It's SSSOOOOO much fun! "

[taalismn]

Marie: "You DO know we're dealing here with Shinji STerling, right?"
Nova: "Yes."
Marie: "The 'Stud Shinji'...the guy's thirty-something but looks like he's in his early twenties, just like you're in your fifties and don't look a day over thirty? You still with me?"
Nova: "Absolutely."
Marie: "He's hardly a minor."
Nova: "I know. But the look on Dana;s face when I arrested her was PRICELESS."

Marie: "Y'know; Nova, you have a twisted sense of humor!"
Nova: "It's SSSOOOOO much fun! "

Dana:(in cell) "So she THINKS she's funny....I see I'll have to start getting SERIOUS about payback...."
"gereeebblleekkkkyyy?"
#SNAP#
"neryrk!"
Dana ignores the whimpering in the shadows as she starts THINKING....

[Arnie100]

Dana ignores the whimpering in the shadows as she starts THINKING....

And the universe trembles in fear...

[Alpha 11]

Dana: "Cancel the big guns, boys and girls, Shin-chan's got this."
"...madam, I am technically your descendant many times removed! You CANNOT be contemplating this..."
#"From another universe. You're not MY descendant, loverboy."#
Dana: "No, he doesn't need backup. This is something he's gotta do himself."
"...no, it's NOT!..."
Dana: "Like I said, he's a pro at this sort of thing. Really puts out."
"....this is NOT what how an Entry Plug is used!"

G.M.P. HQ...

Nova kicks open the door, dragging a handcuffed Dana...

Desk Sargent: "What is it THIS time!?!"

Nova: "Trafficking a minor for the purposes of prostitution!"

Guard #1: "YOU MONSTER!"

Dana: "No! It's a misunderstanding! He's my brother!"

Guard #2: "YOUR BROTHER! YOU SICK @#$%!!!"

Guard #3: "You're gonna burn for this Stirling!"

Desk Sargent: "Put her in the cell with Dixon and Whateley!"

Marie: "You DO know we're dealing here with Shinji STerling, right?"
Nova: "Yes."
Marie: "The 'Stud Shinji'...the guy's thirty-something but looks like he's in his early twenties, just like you're in your fifties and don't look a day over thirty? You still with me?"
Nova: "Absolutely."
Marie: "He's hardly a minor."
Nova: "I know. But the look on Dana;s face when I arrested her was PRICELESS."

Walks out, wearing an army uniform with Mister Squeekers on his shoulder and looks at the assembled cast of players.

Rathorc: It seems that we have been getting a little sloppy with this thread. We are WARRIORS, strong and mighty. As such, we should start acting like it. *turns and looks at Taalismn* Private Taalismn. I would like you to research ways to incorporate the girls Panzer division of Furinken High School and send them to go after the treacherous group that seems to always escape us. Said group is lead (seemingly) by one Tatawaki Kuno. Take the ones from that colourful show called My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic to capture and interrogate the culprits. Feel free to use this: http://www.animeseason.com/girls-und-panzer-episode-1/ That is all.

Walks away. with Mister Squeekers chirping happily on his shoulder.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

You heard the man.
It's slapstick with BATTLEAXES from here on out.
Maybe a punchline nuke or three.

Marie: "You DO know we're dealing here with Shinji STerling, right?"
Nova: "Yes."
Marie: "The 'Stud Shinji'...the guy's thirty-something but looks like he's in his early twenties, just like you're in your fifties and don't look a day over thirty? You still with me?"
Nova: "Absolutely."
Marie: "He's hardly a minor."
Nova: "I know. But the look on Dana;s face when I arrested her was PRICELESS."

Marie: "Y'know; Nova, you have a twisted sense of humor!"
Nova: "It's SSSOOOOO much fun! "

Marie: "You DO know we're dealing here with Shinji STerling, right?"
Nova: "Yes."
Marie: "The 'Stud Shinji'...the guy's thirty-something but looks like he's in his early twenties, just like you're in your fifties and don't look a day over thirty? You still with me?"
Nova: "Absolutely."
Marie: "He's hardly a minor."
Nova: "I know. But the look on Dana;s face when I arrested her was PRICELESS."

Marie: "Y'know; Nova, you have a twisted sense of humor!"
Nova: "It's SSSOOOOO much fun! "

Dana:(in cell) "So she THINKS she's funny....I see I'll have to start getting SERIOUS about payback...."
"gereeebblleekkkkyyy?"
#SNAP#
"neryrk!"
Dana ignores the whimpering in the shadows as she starts THINKING....

Dana ignores the whimpering in the shadows as she starts THINKING....

And the universe trembles in fear...

[taalismn]

TimeLoops:

“Okay, this is seriously ####ed up.” Rick Hunter swore uncharacteristically. “Even for OUR lives this is seriously ####ed up.”
Rarely did a TimeLoop carry them into the (supposed) future of their own worldline and hence into unknown territory, but they’d heard enough accounts from other TimeLoopers, even watched several flavors of anime and several life action movies to recognize the signs of so-called ‘Robotech alteverses’. So it didn’t come as TOO much of a surprise that they’d eventually land in one.
The face looking back at him from the rearview mirror of the jeep his group had gotten this TimeLoop showed a leaner, taller, figure than Rick was used to, even though looking directly himself, he still saw his familiar short physique. The fighter next to him was clearly a Veritech, but much blockier and less elegant than the Valkyries Rick was more accustomed to.
“So I get to be ‘Scott Bernard’ this TimeLoop” Rick groaned.
“You think you have it bad, Rick? I may have to put on a dress and perform if we go canon.” Max ‘Yellow Dancer’ Sterling griped as he leaned in over Rick’s shoulder. “And I’m willing to bet Miriya’s an Invid princess this time around.”
“Not taking that bet....and I really hope this mental aspect to this Loop goes away or at least moderates. Lisa’s amnesia is very annoying.” Indeed, finding his wife naked in the ruins and with a swiss-cheesed memory had given Rick some serious heart palpitations.
“I dunno; I think Ben LIKES having all those mechanical skills in his head,” Max shrugged, giving a nod to where Ben ‘Lunk’ Dixon was happily doing something mechanically arcane under the hood of the jeep.
“I beg to differ. Lisa’s complaining about voices in her head...”
“So we know ‘Ariel’ can hear the Invid.”
“The voices are supposed to be FEMALE, right? Remember the anime? She keeps hearing MALE voices.”
“...okay, I don’t remember that....”
“No. Wonder what other differences are going to bite us in the ass.”
“This promises to be one messed up loop.”
“Tell me, brother.”
Just then Claudia Bartley stomped by, dragging young Roy-Rand Fokker sputtering in a headlock, the two complaining about some boneheaded thing Roy had supposedly done. Following in their wake, making unhelpful suggestions, was the precocious and bubbly Min-Mint LyBelle.
“I AM, however, enjoying being older and wiser than Roy this Loop.”
‘See, silver linings.”
“Doesn’t shake the feeling, however, that this TimeLoop is going to suck.”

(Meanwhile)
“Go forth and exterminate the human rebels!” boomed the voice of the Invid Regent, his massive bald visage looming at the center of the Hive.
“With pleasure!’ ‘Chyrorg’ sneered as he piloted his Royal Command Battloid out of the royal complex of Reflex Point.

“You felt that, Max? The cold feeling up the spine?”
“I heard the distant thunder.”
“Yep, this is going to suck seriously.”

“I can only conclude that somebody peed in God’s cornflakes the way this promises to shake out,” Scott Hunter groaned as he contemplated being suddenly thrust into the body and early life of his long-time idol, Admiral Rick Hunter. He wasn’t terribly new to TimeLoops, but he’d heard of them, and had heard that if things really went pear-shaped from the onset of a Loop, it meant that somebody, somewhere, somewhen, had SERIOUSLY screwed up.
“I didn’t figure you for a spiritual person, Scott.” Lancer Sterling leaned in from the door to Scott’s small cabin.
“I’m not, but a situation this messed up almost has me believing.”
“Plus the fact that Marlene’s a bridge officer...”
“Which is giving her fits.”
“...Rook’s helping out there, so she has support right there.”
“Rook’s just as uncomfortable as a bridge officer! And JOHNATHON WOLFFE’s the Captain!”
“Rand’s your commanding officer...”
“Don’t remind me...”
“And we have to spend more time training Lunk in piloting so he doesn’t DIE....”
“And you have to find and avoid getting killed by Sera if and when she shows up.”
“Yep, it’s a good bet she’s a Quadrono.”
“That is seriously messed up.”
“Tell me about it. Somebody has a serious sense of irony here.”
“And speaking of irony....At least Annie’s relatively safe. She knows the songs and dance moves down pat.”
“She learned them from me.”
“Indeed.”
“So, besides that, how do we play this?”
“Take it as it comes until the Loop ends.”
“My upcoming nuptials by combat not withstanding, with what we know about this, should be simpler, no?”
“I have a feeling this whole scenario’s going to suck....”

(meanwhile)
“Capture the Fortress and bring me the Protoculture Matrix! Failure is NOT an option!” commanded the High Commander of the Zentraedi Grand Fleet, her bald head towering in the command center at the heart of the BattleMoon.
“At once!” Corg ‘The Backstabber’ agreed as he begin issuing orders to his flotilla. Soon the strike fleet was on a new course towards the micronian vessel...

[Arnie100]

Regess Dana: "This' ll be GOOOD! Especially with all the crap that I've had to put up with lately?!"
Invid Trooper: <<EVERYONE!! RUN!! The Regess has gone BLONDE!!>>

[taalismn]

Rick Bernard: "Okay...that confirms it....this is one seriously ####ed up Loop....Henri Gloval just tried to betray us to the Invid."
Ben Austin: "Yeah, but he died trying to redeem himself in the end."

[SRoss]

Regess Dana: "Now my child prepare yourself to be evolved into the next form!"

Invid Scout Velt: (As he evolves into a Tribble) "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"