Robotech Blooper Reels

[SRoss]

Zor: "Dana...finally...huff...caught...wheez..."
Dana: "Oh, God...should've stayed in the other place...AURORA!! Take me back!"
Zor: "Who's Aurora? "

Dana: "Maybe I should cast my dating net wider?"

Arnie100: (Looking at Taalismn and SRoss) "Did you guys just feel a chill run down your spines?"

[taalismn]

Zor: "Dana...finally...huff...caught...wheez..."
Dana: "Oh, God...should've stayed in the other place...AURORA!! Take me back!"
Zor: "Who's Aurora? "

Dana: "Maybe I should cast my dating net wider?"

Arnie100: (Looking at Taalismn and SRoss) "Did you guys just feel a chill run down your spines?"

SRoss: "....I volunteer the Cyberman."
Aforenamed 'Doctor Who' Villian: "HEY!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! THAT'S AN ALIGNMENT RESTRICTION!!!...isn't it?"
The Master: "I'm so proud of you."

[Arnie100]

Cyberman: "IT'S NOT FAIR!"
Arnie100: "Could be worse...you could've been Minmei's boyfriend..."
SRoss: (Pointing at the Cyberman) "Ahahahahaha!"
Cyberman: "I hate you."

[taalismn]

Actually, you're BETTER OFF being Minmei's boyfriend...you either find somebody else, or go mad(or, if you consider Edwards to have been Minmei's boyfriend, you go mad and die...or start mad and die). Given that, you have a 30% chance of dying as Minmei's boyfriend(okay, 60-odd% if you count Johnathon Wolffe, but I contend his inner demons...and the Invid.... did him in after the statute of limitations as Minmei's boyfriend ran out).

Dana's Boyfriend ratio....that we see on screen...Mister Sullivan: DEAD right in front of her. Zor Prime, commits suicide.
That's 100% kill.

You got better odds as Minmei's love interest.

[Arnie100]

Actually, you're BETTER OFF being Minmei's boyfriend...you either find somebody else, or go mad(or, if you consider Edwards to have been Minmei's boyfriend, you go mad and die...or start mad and die). Given that, you have a 30% chance of dying as Minmei's boyfriend(okay, 60-odd% if you count Johnathon Wolffe, but I contend his inner demons...and the Invid.... did him in after the statute of limitations as Minmei's boyfriend ran out).

Dana's Boyfriend ratio....that we see on screen...Mister Sullivan: DEAD right in front of her. Zor Prime, commits suicide.
That's 100% kill.

You got better odds as Minmei's love interest.

Arnie100: "You forgot Kyle..."
Minmei: "Eeeeeewwww..."

[taalismn]

Minmei: "Arnie...you gonna be BEFRIENDED..."

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "Arnie...you gonna be BEFRIENDED..."

Arnie100: "Oh shi --"

[taalismn]

Minmei: "This is a chainsaw, this is a tomato, and this is the CLEAN version of what happens when you bring a chainsaw and a soft FLESHY object together..."
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[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "Alright, alright...Kyle isn't Zor's father..."
Minmei: "That's better."
Arnie100: "It's Edwards...gotta --, uh-oh..."
Minmei: "I'm SO gonna get you! Zor! Arnie needs some saving!"
Zor: "I get to save someone?! FINALLY!"
Arnie100: "Mother..."

[SRoss]

Cyberman: "IT'S NOT FAIR!"
Arnie100: "Could be worse...you could've been Minmei's boyfriend..."
SRoss: (Pointing at the Cyberman) "Ahahahahaha!"
Cyberman: "I hate you."

K-9: "What you are doing is immoral Masters."

Taalismn: "Hey Annie! You wanna tin doggy?"

K-9: "Initiating Emergency Temporal Shift!!!"

[SRoss]

Arnie100: (Running from a chainsaw wielding Minmei) "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE 4[sup]th[/sup] WALL!!!"

What really happened to the 4[sup]th[/sup] wall.

[SRoss]

SRoss: (Standing with Taalismn watching Arnie100 run from Minmei) "So, what kinda lunatic invents a chainsaw that does MDC damage anyway?"

Meanwhile...

Kevin: "This stuff just writes itself."

[taalismn]

SRoss: (Standing with Taalismn watching Arnie100 run from Minmei) "So, what kinda lunatic invents a chainsaw that does MDC damage anyway?"

Meanwhile...

Kevin: "This stuff just writes itself."

Minmei: "This sucker used to be a 'Nanotube-Blade Ultra-High-Speed Chainsaw', UEEF standard-issue, protoculture-powered, until I had it modified on 'Home Improvement: Atlantis' and got it rune-powered!"(revs chainsaw)
"Now, it's got REAL teeth!"

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "SAVE MEEEEE!!"
Zor: "You wanna be saved?!
Dana: "Good...Zor's distracted! We can finally get offa this tub!"
Arnie100: "Look! There goes the 15th!!
Zor: "Where?!"
Arnie100: "'Bye!"
Minmei: "Zor!! You let him get away??"
Zor: "Who? (Looks around) Oh, snap...sorry, Mom."
Minmei:

[Alpha 11]

SRoss:(still dangling in Cyberman's grasp) "ack...gasp....a little...HELP!...here?"
Zor: "Did I hear somebody call for help?"

SRoss:(still dangling in Cyberman's grasp) "ack...gasp....a little...HELP!...here?"
Zor: "Did I hear somebody call for help?"

Cyberman & SRoss:

Zor: "Dana...finally...huff...caught...wheez..."
Dana: "Oh, God...should've stayed in the other place...AURORA!! Take me back!"
Zor: "Who's Aurora? "

Dana: "Maybe I should cast my dating net wider?"

Arnie100: (Looking at Taalismn and SRoss) "Did you guys just feel a chill run down your spines?"

Zor: "Dana...finally...huff...caught...wheez..."
Dana: "Oh, God...should've stayed in the other place...AURORA!! Take me back!"
Zor: "Who's Aurora? "

Dana: "Maybe I should cast my dating net wider?"

Arnie100: (Looking at Taalismn and SRoss) "Did you guys just feel a chill run down your spines?"

SRoss: "....I volunteer the Cyberman."
Aforenamed 'Doctor Who' Villian: "HEY!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! THAT'S AN ALIGNMENT RESTRICTION!!!...isn't it?"
The Master: "I'm so proud of you."

Cyberman: "IT'S NOT FAIR!"
Arnie100: "Could be worse...you could've been Minmei's boyfriend..."
SRoss: (Pointing at the Cyberman) "Ahahahahaha!"
Cyberman: "I hate you."

Actually, you're BETTER OFF being Minmei's boyfriend...you either find somebody else, or go mad(or, if you consider Edwards to have been Minmei's boyfriend, you go mad and die...or start mad and die). Given that, you have a 30% chance of dying as Minmei's boyfriend(okay, 60-odd% if you count Johnathon Wolffe, but I contend his inner demons...and the Invid.... did him in after the statute of limitations as Minmei's boyfriend ran out).

Dana's Boyfriend ratio....that we see on screen...Mister Sullivan: DEAD right in front of her. Zor Prime, commits suicide.
That's 100% kill.

You got better odds as Minmei's love interest.

Actually, you're BETTER OFF being Minmei's boyfriend...you either find somebody else, or go mad(or, if you consider Edwards to have been Minmei's boyfriend, you go mad and die...or start mad and die). Given that, you have a 30% chance of dying as Minmei's boyfriend(okay, 60-odd% if you count Johnathon Wolffe, but I contend his inner demons...and the Invid.... did him in after the statute of limitations as Minmei's boyfriend ran out).

Dana's Boyfriend ratio....that we see on screen...Mister Sullivan: DEAD right in front of her. Zor Prime, commits suicide.
That's 100% kill.

You got better odds as Minmei's love interest.

Arnie100: "You forgot Kyle..."
Minmei: "Eeeeeewwww..."

[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "Arnie...you gonna be BEFRIENDED..."

Minmei: "Arnie...you gonna be BEFRIENDED..."

Arnie100: "Oh shi --"

Minmei: "This is a chainsaw, this is a tomato, and this is the CLEAN version of what happens when you bring a chainsaw and a soft FLESHY object together..."
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Arnie100: "Alright, alright...Kyle isn't Zor's father..."
Minmei: "That's better."
Arnie100: "It's Edwards...gotta --, uh-oh..."
Minmei: "I'm SO gonna get you! Zor! Arnie needs some saving!"
Zor: "I get to save someone?! FINALLY!"
Arnie100: "Mother..."

Cyberman: "IT'S NOT FAIR!"
Arnie100: "Could be worse...you could've been Minmei's boyfriend..."
SRoss: (Pointing at the Cyberman) "Ahahahahaha!"
Cyberman: "I hate you."

K-9: "What you are doing is immoral Masters."

Taalismn: "Hey Annie! You wanna tin doggy?"

K-9: "Initiating Emergency Temporal Shift!!!"

Arnie100: (Running from a chainsaw wielding Minmei) "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE 4[sup]th[/sup] WALL!!!"

What really happened to the 4[sup]th[/sup] wall.

[Alpha 11]

SRoss: (Standing with Taalismn watching Arnie100 run from Minmei) "So, what kinda lunatic invents a chainsaw that does MDC damage anyway?"

Meanwhile...

Kevin: "This stuff just writes itself."

SRoss: (Standing with Taalismn watching Arnie100 run from Minmei) "So, what kinda lunatic invents a chainsaw that does MDC damage anyway?"

Meanwhile...

Kevin: "This stuff just writes itself."

Minmei: "This sucker used to be a 'Nanotube-Blade Ultra-High-Speed Chainsaw', UEEF standard-issue, protoculture-powered, until I had it modified on 'Home Improvement: Atlantis' and got it rune-powered!"(revs chainsaw)
"Now, it's got REAL teeth!"

Arnie100: "SAVE MEEEEE!!"
Zor: "You wanna be saved?!
Dana: "Good...Zor's distracted! We can finally get offa this tub!"
Arnie100: "Look! There goes the 15th!!
Zor: "Where?!"
Arnie100: "'Bye!"
Minmei: "Zor!! You let him get away??"
Zor: "Who? (Looks around) Oh, snap...sorry, Mom."
Minmei:

[taalismn]

Dana: "Please, I don't need help..."
Zor: "But I CAN help you, Dana...I WANT to help you...see, I don't have any weapons...."
Dana: "You don't? Oh, you don't...In that case, help me, my knight in shining armor. Help me.....with tender loving care..."
Zor: "That I can do..."
------
Angelo: "...okay, who qualified Zor Prime on first aid?"
Sean: "We didn't get that far."
Bowie: "You don't do CPR like that...."
Louie: "Are we CERTAIN he's not still working for the other side?"

[Alpha 11]

Dana: "Please, I don't need help..."
Zor: "But I CAN help you, Dana...I WANT to help you...see, I don't have any weapons...."
Dana: "You don't? Oh, you don't...In that case, help me, my knight in shining armor. Help me.....with tender loving care..."
Zor: "That I can do..."
------
Angelo: "...okay, who qualified Zor Prime on first aid?"
Sean: "We didn't get that far."
Bowie: "You don't do CPR like that...."
Louie: "Are we CERTAIN he's not still working for the other side?"

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "Zor?! What are you doing??"
Zor: "NOTHING, Mom! I swear! She needed help in, in..uhm, BREATHING! Yes, that's it!"
Minmei: "Come on, Zor, time to go home!".
Zor: "But, Mom, I haven't saved anyone yet!"
Dana: "Mama's boy..."
Angelo: "Can we go, now?"

[taalismn]

Dana: "...YOU again!"
Aurora: "Didn't I tell you it wouldn't be long before you saw me again?"
Dana: "So what is it this time?"
Aurora: "I dunno...maybe the way he twisted your leg up behind your back and around your neck cut off your air? Or aggravated blood loss from your re-opened leg wound? Or maybe the way he almost twirled your spine one hundred eighty degrees around? I'm a spirit-of-what-might-have-been, not a doctor!"

[Arnie100]

Dana: "Can YOU help me get a boyfriend??"
Aurora: "Even I can' t do the impossible..."

[taalismn]

Dana: "So what do you do around here for fun?"
Aurora: "Solitaire."
Dana: "Solitaire?"
Aurora: "Well, it's not as if I can plug my X-box in anywhere."

[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "Zor?! What are you doing??"
Zor: "NOTHING, Mom! I swear! She needed help in, in..uhm, BREATHING! Yes, that's it!"
Minmei: "Come on, Zor, time to go home!".
Zor: "But, Mom, I haven't saved anyone yet!"
Dana: "Mama's boy..."
Angelo: "Can we go, now?"

Dana: "...YOU again!"
Aurora: "Didn't I tell you it wouldn't be long before you saw me again?"
Dana: "So what is it this time?"
Aurora: "I dunno...maybe the way he twisted your leg up behind your back and around your neck cut off your air? Or aggravated blood loss from your re-opened leg wound? Or maybe the way he almost twirled your spine one hundred eighty degrees around? I'm a spirit-of-what-might-have-been, not a doctor!"

Dana: "Can YOU help me get a boyfriend??"
Aurora: "Even I can' t do the impossible..."

Ouch!

Dana: "So what do you do around here for fun?"
Aurora: "Solitaire."
Dana: "Solitaire?"
Aurora: "Well, it's not as if I can plug my X-box in anywhere."

[Arnie100]

Dana: "So what do you do around here for fun?"
Aurora: "Solitaire."
Dana: "Solitaire?"
Aurora: "Well, it's not as if I can plug my X-box in anywhere."

Dana: "Great. I'm gonna be nagged to death by my sister who isn't my sister..."
Aurora: "You could always possess someone."
Dana: "Really?? Now that sounds promising! Waitaminute...is that why I end up in some very strange places with no memory of ever being there?"
Aurora: "Uhm...sorry...uh...don't know anything about that..."

[taalismn]

Meanwhile, in reality...

"Dear god, what is THAT?!"
"THAT is your patient. Treat her."
"HER?!"
"Is this an emergency room, or an echo chamber?"

[Arnie100]

"Dammit; man, I'm a DOCTOR, not a MIRACLE WORKER!!"
"You need to stay away from those old TV shows."

[taalismn]

Dana: "So...how long am I going to stay here this time?"
Aurora: "Probably not long...as an elite officer, you're likely getting the best of medical care."
----
Nurse: "Go on, poke it with a stick...see what happens?"

[Alpha 11]

Dana: "So what do you do around here for fun?"
Aurora: "Solitaire."
Dana: "Solitaire?"
Aurora: "Well, it's not as if I can plug my X-box in anywhere."

Dana: "Great. I'm gonna be nagged to death by my sister who isn't my sister..."
Aurora: "You could always possess someone."
Dana: "Really?? Now that sounds promising! Waitaminute...is that why I end up in some very strange places with no memory of ever being there?"
Aurora: "Uhm...sorry...uh...don't know anything about that..."

Meanwhile, in reality...

"Dear god, what is THAT?!"
"THAT is your patient. Treat her."
"HER?!"
"Is this an emergency room, or an echo chamber?"

"Dammit; man, I'm a DOCTOR, not a MIRACLE WORKER!!"
"You need to stay away from those old TV shows."

Dana: "So...how long am I going to stay here this time?"
Aurora: "Probably not long...as an elite officer, you're likely getting the best of medical care."
----
Nurse: "Go on, poke it with a stick...see what happens?"

[SRoss]

Dana: "So...how long am I going to stay here this time?"
Aurora: "Probably not long...as an elite officer, you're likely getting the best of medical care."
----
Nurse: "Go on, poke it with a stick...see what happens?"

Nurse Hugh Mann: "So that's what a spleen looks like? The Regis will be extatic!"

[Arnie100]

Doctor: "Okay, Nurse Mann, put the camera away..."
Nurse Hugh Mann: "I was just showing my mother my latest project..."
Doctor: "Good God! It's moving! "
Nurse Hugh Mann: "Maybe if you beat it with this stick?"
Doctor: "That's not a bad idea..."

[taalismn]

Miriya Sterling: "I feel a sudden impulse to communicate something across the Fourth Wall..."

----

Rook: "Rand? What's wrong? You're white as a sheet!"
Rand: "My stitches just started tingling again..."

[SRoss]

Arnie100: "Auggg!"

Paramedic: "Don't worry sir the doctor will see you in a second!!!"

Dr. Nick Riviera: "Hi Everybody!!!"

Arnie100:

Miriya Sterling: "As my husband would say ... Nothing but net."

[Alpha 11]

Dana: "So...how long am I going to stay here this time?"
Aurora: "Probably not long...as an elite officer, you're likely getting the best of medical care."
----
Nurse: "Go on, poke it with a stick...see what happens?"

Nurse Hugh Mann: "So that's what a spleen looks like? The Regis will be extatic!"

Doctor: "Okay, Nurse Mann, put the camera away..."
Nurse Hugh Mann: "I was just showing my mother my latest project..."
Doctor: "Good God! It's moving! "
Nurse Hugh Mann: "Maybe if you beat it with this stick?"
Doctor: "That's not a bad idea..."

Miriya Sterling: "I feel a sudden impulse to communicate something across the Fourth Wall..."

----

Rook: "Rand? What's wrong? You're white as a sheet!"
Rand: "My stitches just started tingling again..."

Arnie100: "Auggg!"

Paramedic: "Don't worry sir the doctor will see you in a second!!!"

Dr. Nick Riviera: "Hi Everybody!!!"

Arnie100:

Miriya Sterling: "As my husband would say ... Nothing but net."

[taalismn]

Zor: "Gentlemen, I need your help!"
Angelp: "With what?"
Zor: "I need to get into the hospital to see Dana!"
Louie: "Is it just me, or does this seem VERY familiar?"
Sean: "Not exactly, but close."
Bowie: "That's mighty ironic, Zor, considering you're the one who put Dana in the hospital in the first place..."
Zor: "Am I sensing an undercurrent of hostility here...?"

[SRoss]

Zor creeps into the room where a figure lays bandaged head to toe...

Zor: (Hugging the figure) "Don't worry Dana! I'm here to save you!"

Arnie100: (Laying in the hospital bed)

Dana: (Watching with Aurora) "Gotta admit, mom's good!"

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Zor: "You're not Dana!! Where is she?!"
Arnie100: (Pointing at Dana) "Right there!!"
Dana: "He can see us?!"
Ariel: "Nope...only YOU!"
Dana: "Oh, crud...gotta go!"

[taalismn]

GMP Officer: "Hey, there's some nut with purple hair in a doctor's scrubs climbing up the outside of the building!"
GMP 2: "Is there a big guy in a hospital gown wanting to get on this floor from the elevator?"
GMP1: "Nope."
GMP2: "Good. Very good. Help me get this cart over to the window. Let's have some fun with this one."

[Alpha 11]

Zor: "Gentlemen, I need your help!"
Angelp: "With what?"
Zor: "I need to get into the hospital to see Dana!"
Louie: "Is it just me, or does this seem VERY familiar?"
Sean: "Not exactly, but close."
Bowie: "That's mighty ironic, Zor, considering you're the one who put Dana in the hospital in the first place..."
Zor: "Am I sensing an undercurrent of hostility here...?"

Zor creeps into the room where a figure lays bandaged head to toe...

Zor: (Hugging the figure) "Don't worry Dana! I'm here to save you!"

Arnie100: (Laying in the hospital bed)

Dana: (Watching with Ariel) "Gotta admit, mom's good!"

Arnie100: "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Zor: "You're not Dana!! Where is she?!"
Arnie100: (Pointing at Dana) "Right there!!"
Dana: "He can see us?!"
Ariel: "Nope...only YOU!"
Dana: "Oh, crud...gotta go!"

GMP Officer: "Hey, there's some nut with purple hair in a doctor's scrubs climbing up the outside of the building!"
GMP 2: "Is there a big guy in a hospital gown wanting to get on this floor from the elevator?"
GMP1: "Nope."
GMP2: "Good. Very good. Help me get this cart over to the window. Let's have some fun with this one."

[taalismn]

GMP1: "Should we drop the oil, the acid, or the ether?"
GMP2: "How about boiling tar? That's supposed to be a classic!"
GMP1: "Be serious! Have you tried to get boiling tar in a hospital?"
GMP2: "No...have you?"

[Arnie100]

GMP1: "Who does that guy think he is? Spider-Man?"
GMP2 "Who's Spider-Man?"

[taalismn]

GMP1: "Let's swat him with the cart! Gimme a hand here getting this thing out the window!"
GMP2: "Okay! Upsie-daisy! And...bombs away!"
Zor Prime: (looking up) "Uh-oh!"
(ROLL TO STRIKE)
(ROLL TO DODGE)
(Falling Cart: 13)
(Zor Prime: 16)
Zor Prime: "...whew..!"
GMP1: "Bugger! Did you see that? He dodged! Like a monkey!"
GMP2: "Hey, who's that, down there?"
Nova Satori: "I'm telling you, nurse, boy am I glad to get out of the hospital! But I don't need the wheelchair from here, so thanks-"
(ROLL TO DODGE)
(SURPRISE CONDITIONS APPLY)
(Nova Satori: 3)
GMP1:" "
GMP2: " "
GMP3:(at floor guard post) "Say....where are you guys going?"
GMP1: "Thought we'd book ourselves into solitary confinement and save everybody a lot of trouble."

[Arnie100]

Nova: "When I find out who did this to me... (ROLL INT) (Nova Satori 1) ...it was Dana, wasn't it!! (Noticing the two GMP officers in solitary) What the hell are you two doing in there?! Find Dana Sterling at once!!"
GMP1: "YES, MA'AM!!"
GMP2: "Right AWAY, she's as good as caught!"

[taalismn]

Nova: "When I find out who did this to me... (ROLL INT) (Nova Satori 1) ...it was Dana, wasn't it!! (Noticing the two GMP officers in solitary) What the hell are you two doing in there?! Find Dana Sterling at once!!"
GMP1: "YES, MA'AM!!"
GMP2: "Right AWAY, she's as good as caught!"

(shakes head)(patently ignoring the fact that Zor Prime was directly above her at the time)

And right now ID'ing Dana would be a little...problematic....

"We had to sheet the patient...too many nurses wee becoming violently ill looking at her..."

[Alpha 11]

GMP1: "Should we drop the oil, the acid, or the ether?"
GMP2: "How about boiling tar? That's supposed to be a classic!"
GMP1: "Be serious! Have you tried to get boiling tar in a hospital?"
GMP2: "No...have you?"

GMP1: "Who does that guy think he is? Spider-Man?"
GMP2 "Who's Spider-Man?"

GMP1: "Let's swat him with the cart! Gimme a hand here getting this thing out the window!"
GMP2: "Okay! Upsie-daisy! And...bombs away!"
Zor Prime: (looking up) "Uh-oh!"
(ROLL TO STRIKE)
(ROLL TO DODGE)
(Falling Cart: 13)
(Zor Prime: 16)
Zor Prime: "...whew..!"
GMP1: "Bugger! Did you see that? He dodged! Like a monkey!"
GMP2: "Hey, who's that, down there?"
Nova Satori: "I'm telling you, nurse, boy am I glad to get out of the hospital! But I don't need the wheelchair from here, so thanks-"
(ROLL TO DODGE)
(SURPRISE CONDITIONS APPLY)
(Nova Satori: 3)
GMP1:" "
GMP2: " "
GMP3:(at floor guard post) "Say....where are you guys going?"
GMP1: "Thought we'd book ourselves into solitary confinement and save everybody a lot of trouble."

Nova: "When I find out who did this to me... (ROLL INT) (Nova Satori 1) ...it was Dana, wasn't it!! (Noticing the two GMP officers in solitary) What the hell are you two doing in there?! Find Dana Sterling at once!!"
GMP1: "YES, MA'AM!!"
GMP2: "Right AWAY, she's as good as caught!"

Nova: "When I find out who did this to me... (ROLL INT) (Nova Satori 1) ...it was Dana, wasn't it!! (Noticing the two GMP officers in solitary) What the hell are you two doing in there?! Find Dana Sterling at once!!"
GMP1: "YES, MA'AM!!"
GMP2: "Right AWAY, she's as good as caught!"

(shakes head)(patently ignoring the fact that Zor Prime was directly above her at the time)

And right now ID'ing Dana would be a little...problematic....

"We had to sheet the patient...too many nurses wee becoming violently ill looking at her..."

[Arnie100]

Nova: "When I find out who did this to me... (ROLL INT) (Nova Satori 1) ...it was Dana, wasn't it!! (Noticing the two GMP officers in solitary) What the hell are you two doing in there?! Find Dana Sterling at once!!"
GMP1: "YES, MA'AM!!"
GMP2: "Right AWAY, she's as good as caught!"

(shakes head)(patently ignoring the fact that Zor Prime was directly above her at the time)

And right now ID'ing Dana would be a little...problematic....

"We had to sheet the patient...too many nurses wee becoming violently ill looking at her..."

(Dr. Lang's Laboratory)

Nova: "Excuse me...Dr. Lang? I have a problem..."
Dr. Lang: "Let's have a look... Mein Gott!!"
Nova: "Could you clone me a new body?"
Dr. Lang: "Uhhm...err..."

[SRoss]

Nova: "When I find out who did this to me... (ROLL INT) (Nova Satori 1) ...it was Dana, wasn't it!! (Noticing the two GMP officers in solitary) What the hell are you two doing in there?! Find Dana Sterling at once!!"
GMP1: "YES, MA'AM!!"
GMP2: "Right AWAY, she's as good as caught!"

(shakes head)(patently ignoring the fact that Zor Prime was directly above her at the time)

And right now ID'ing Dana would be a little...problematic....

"We had to sheet the patient...too many nurses wee becoming violently ill looking at her..."

(Dr. Lang's Laboratory)

Nova: "Excuse me...Dr. Lang? I have a problem..."
Dr. Lang: "Let's have a look... Mein Gott!!"
Nova: "Could you clone me a new body?"
Dr. Lang: "Uhhm...err..."

"Let me get this strait, you put Nova's mind into a cybernetically and genetically enhanced body?"
Dr. Lang: "Ja, it's all rather experimental, really..."

[Arnie100]

Nova: "When I find out who did this to me... (ROLL INT) (Nova Satori 1) ...it was Dana, wasn't it!! (Noticing the two GMP officers in solitary) What the hell are you two doing in there?! Find Dana Sterling at once!!"
GMP1: "YES, MA'AM!!"
GMP2: "Right AWAY, she's as good as caught!"

(shakes head)(patently ignoring the fact that Zor Prime was directly above her at the time)

And right now ID'ing Dana would be a little...problematic....

"We had to sheet the patient...too many nurses wee becoming violently ill looking at her..."

(Dr. Lang's Laboratory)

Nova: "Excuse me...Dr. Lang? I have a problem..."
Dr. Lang: "Let's have a look... Mein Gott!!"
Nova: "Could you clone me a new body?"
Dr. Lang: "Uhhm...err..."

"Let me get this strait, you put Nova's mind into a cybernetically and genetically enhanced body?"
Dr. Lang: "Ja, it's all rather experimental, really..."

Dr. Lang: "I called her new body CYLON...surely nothing could go wrong..."

[taalismn]

"The bad news is, Nova...When you were younger, did you ever dye your hair blond?"

[Alpha 11]

Nova: "When I find out who did this to me... (ROLL INT) (Nova Satori 1) ...it was Dana, wasn't it!! (Noticing the two GMP officers in solitary) What the hell are you two doing in there?! Find Dana Sterling at once!!"
GMP1: "YES, MA'AM!!"
GMP2: "Right AWAY, she's as good as caught!"

(shakes head)(patently ignoring the fact that Zor Prime was directly above her at the time)

And right now ID'ing Dana would be a little...problematic....

"We had to sheet the patient...too many nurses wee becoming violently ill looking at her..."

(Dr. Lang's Laboratory)

Nova: "Excuse me...Dr. Lang? I have a problem..."
Dr. Lang: "Let's have a look... Mein Gott!!"
Nova: "Could you clone me a new body?"
Dr. Lang: "Uhhm...err..."

Nova: "When I find out who did this to me... (ROLL INT) (Nova Satori 1) ...it was Dana, wasn't it!! (Noticing the two GMP officers in solitary) What the hell are you two doing in there?! Find Dana Sterling at once!!"
GMP1: "YES, MA'AM!!"
GMP2: "Right AWAY, she's as good as caught!"

(shakes head)(patently ignoring the fact that Zor Prime was directly above her at the time)

And right now ID'ing Dana would be a little...problematic....

"We had to sheet the patient...too many nurses wee becoming violently ill looking at her..."

(Dr. Lang's Laboratory)

Nova: "Excuse me...Dr. Lang? I have a problem..."
Dr. Lang: "Let's have a look... Mein Gott!!"
Nova: "Could you clone me a new body?"
Dr. Lang: "Uhhm...err..."

"Let me get this strait, you put Nova's mind into a cybernetically and genetically enhanced body?"
Dr. Lang: "Ja, it's all rather experimental, really..."

Nova: "When I find out who did this to me... (ROLL INT) (Nova Satori 1) ...it was Dana, wasn't it!! (Noticing the two GMP officers in solitary) What the hell are you two doing in there?! Find Dana Sterling at once!!"
GMP1: "YES, MA'AM!!"
GMP2: "Right AWAY, she's as good as caught!"

(shakes head)(patently ignoring the fact that Zor Prime was directly above her at the time)

And right now ID'ing Dana would be a little...problematic....

"We had to sheet the patient...too many nurses wee becoming violently ill looking at her..."

(Dr. Lang's Laboratory)

Nova: "Excuse me...Dr. Lang? I have a problem..."
Dr. Lang: "Let's have a look... Mein Gott!!"
Nova: "Could you clone me a new body?"
Dr. Lang: "Uhhm...err..."

"Let me get this strait, you put Nova's mind into a cybernetically and genetically enhanced body?"
Dr. Lang: "Ja, it's all rather experimental, really..."

Dr. Lang: "I called her new body CYLON...surely nothing could go wrong..."

"The bad news is, Nova...When you were younger, did you ever dye your hair blond?"