Robotech Blooper Reels

[taalismn]

"Ladies and gentlemen, after days of trying to determine, without success, how to treat what we have been TOLD is a female lieutenant in the ATACs, and having finally been convinced that it is NOT a sick practical joke, I have decided to go with an EXTREME option!"
"What can he mean, extreme?"
"He's serious!"
"It will cost this hospital some thirty million dollars, but I have brought in a specialist in this sort of extreme case!"
"Thirteen million?"
"Outrageous! Who can be worth that sort of money?!"
"Only one person commands that sort of money!"
"You mean...?"
"In fact, here he is!"
"That...that...."
"The black cape, the scar!"
"That man doesn't even have a license!"
"It's him! It's him! Squee!"
"The ultimate medical mercenary!"
"Where's my patient?"
"Doctor Black Jack, the patient is over here."
"We're going to see a medical legend at work here!"
"Ah...I see...ah ha!....uhm....ah...."
"He's certainly taking his time..."
"...ummm......aahhh....okay...Okay!"
"Doctor? When do we start treating the patient?"
"Here's your thirteen million dollars back."
"Ah, but...,but....You have some way to treat the patient?"
"I don't. I can't make heads or tails of this. It's all up to you now. Good luck. Sorry. Gotta go. You get something easier, you call me. Tah!"


Dana: "What;s taking them?"
Aurora: "Dunno....got any threes?"

[Arnie100]

Nova: "I AM NOT DANA STERLING!! My name is NOVA SATORI!!"
Nurse 1: "She's losing it..."
Nurse 2: "Yep...more anesthesia?"
Nurse 1: "Yes, please."

[taalismn]

Nova: "I AM NOT DANA STERLING!! My name is NOVA SATORI!!"
Nurse 1: "She's losing it..."
Nurse 2: "Yep...more anesthesia?"
Nurse 1: "Yes, please."

Nurse 2: "I mean for the patient!"
Nurse 1:(taking the IV needle away from her own arm) "...damn..."

[Alpha 11]

"Ladies and gentlemen, after days of trying to determine, without success, how to treat what we have been TOLD is a female lieutenant in the ATACs, and having finally been convinced that it is NOT a sick practical joke, I have decided to go with an EXTREME option!"
"What can he mean, extreme?"
"He's serious!"
"It will cost this hospital some thirty million dollars, but I have brought in a specialist in this sort of extreme case!"
"Thirteen million?"
"Outrageous! Who can be worth that sort of money?!"
"Only one person commands that sort of money!"
"You mean...?"
"In fact, here he is!"
"That...that...."
"The black cape, the scar!"
"That man doesn't even have a license!"
"It's him! It's him! Squee!"
"The ultimate medical mercenary!"
"Where's my patient?"
"Doctor Black Jack, the patient is over here."
"We're going to see a medical legend at work here!"
"Ah...I see...ah ha!....uhm....ah...."
"He's certainly taking his time..."
"...ummm......aahhh....okay...Okay!"
"Doctor? When do we start treating the patient?"
"Here's your thirteen million dollars back."
"Ah, but...,but....You have some way to treat the patient?"
"I don't. I can't make heads or tails of this. It's all up to you now. Good luck. Sorry. Gotta go. You get something easier, you call me. Tah!"


Dana: "What;s taking them?"
Aurora: "Dunno....got any threes?"

Nova: "I AM NOT DANA STERLING!! My name is NOVA SATORI!!"
Nurse 1: "She's losing it..."
Nurse 2: "Yep...more anesthesia?"
Nurse 1: "Yes, please."

Nova: "I AM NOT DANA STERLING!! My name is NOVA SATORI!!"
Nurse 1: "She's losing it..."
Nurse 2: "Yep...more anesthesia?"
Nurse 1: "Yes, please."

Nurse 2: "I mean for the patient!"
Nurse 1:(taking the IV needle away from her own arm) "...damn..."

[glitterboy2098]

*Shrugs and tries to patch up the hole in the 4th wall he accidentally made*

[taalismn]

*Shrugs and tries to patch up the hole in the 4th wall he accidentally made*

UEsG Corp of Engineers Sergeant: "Geez...not ANOTHER. Okay, boys, we're going need more than Bondo for this one."

[SRoss]

"You know, I've had a thought..."

"Really? That's a change..."

"We've got all these old Genesis Pits."

"Yes?"

"What if we toss Dana into one of those and see if the Invid Princesses can put her back together..."

Nurse Hugh Mann: "SQUEE!"

Dana: "Did you feel a sudden chill go up your spine?"

Aurora: "Nope. Got any threes?"

[taalismn]

Cthulu: "I just had a shiver run down my spine...."
Hastur: "So?"
Cthulu: "It was almost like when A-#GHURK!#"
Hastur: (Having rammed Azathoth upside Cthulu's mouth)"Do. Not. Finish. That. Sentence. We're in enough trouble without your loose lips making things worse. Understand?"
Cthulu: "...uuummmm-ummmm!"

[Arnie100]

Cthulu: "I just had a shiver run down my spine...."
Hastur: "So?"
Cthulu: "It was almost like when A-#GHURK!#"
Hastur: (Having rammed Azathoth upside Cthulu's mouth)"Do. Not. Finish. That. Sentence. We're in enough trouble without your loose lips making things worse. Understand?"
Cthulu: "...uuummmm-ummmm!"

Hastur: "We can't do anything anyways. We're still stuck in this human child's toy box..."
Deep One: "She's not human, I tell you!!"

[taalismn]

"...so you see our problem, right?"
Invid Princess: "Yes, but I don't see why you brought this to the Genesis Pit."
Doctor: "Well, because it's ...well, the patient looks like they've already been horribly genetically mutated, and we figured you might be able to undo it with some opposite genetic mutation...."
IP: "I see...strange logic indeed, except that this is not a matter of GENETIC manipulation."
Doctor: "It isn't?"
IP: "No, it's more a matter of MECHANICAL manipulation. Any engineer or experienced chiropractor could tell you that. All it takes is finding the right pressure point, and the whole thing should-"
(poke)
ZAAAAAAANNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
Dana: "GGGYYYYYAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"-unfold. Like so."
Dana:"...whimper..."
Doctor: "It's...it's a miracle!"
IP: "Of course it is. Now that will be thirteen million dollars."
Doctor: "What?!"
IP: "One thing I've learned about humans; miracles don't come cheap. Pay up."

[SRoss]

The Doctor cut's the Invid Princess a cheque.

Invid Princess: "SISTERS!!! NOW WE HAVE THE FUNDS FOR OUR MASTER PLAN!!!"

Lunk: "Did anyone else feel that chill?"

[taalismn]

The Doctor cut's the Invid Princess a cheque.

Invid Princess: "SISTERS!!! NOW WE HAVE THE FUNDS FOR OUR MASTER PLAN!!!"

Lunk: "Did anyone else feel that chill?"

Can't be good, that's for sure, if it requires human money.....

[SRoss]

The Doctor cut's the Invid Princess a cheque.

Invid Princess: "SISTERS!!! NOW WE HAVE THE FUNDS FOR OUR MASTER PLAN!!!"

Lunk: "Did anyone else feel that chill?"

Can't be good, that's for sure, if it requires human money.....

SRoss: (Standing beside a parked truck outside the Genesis Pit) "Let's see ladies. Several copies of Imaginative Sex: The Revised & Expanded Edition, check, The Illustrated Karma Sutra, check, whips, chains, candle wax, chocolate body paint, gimp suit, map of the inside of Lunk's farmhouse, The Secret to keeping Men Prisoner by Lynn Minmei {Rest deleted for brevity}."

Invid Princess: (Handing over Three Million Dollars) "It all seems to be here ... The portal coordinates to Lunky poo's bedroom?"

SRoss: (Counting his money) "Here you go." (Climbing into the truck and hightailing it for the fourth wall) "Have fun kids!"

[Alpha 11]

*Shrugs and tries to patch up the hole in the 4th wall he accidentally made*

*Shrugs and tries to patch up the hole in the 4th wall he accidentally made*

UEsG Corp of Engineers Sergeant: "Geez...not ANOTHER. Okay, boys, we're going need more than Bondo for this one."

"You know, I've had a thought..."

"Really? That's a change..."

"We've got all these old Genesis Pits."

"Yes?"

"What if we toss Dana into one of those and see if the Invid Princesses can put her back together..."

Nurse Hugh Mann: "SQUEE!"

Dana: "Did you feel a sudden chill go up your spine?"

Aurora: "Nope. Got any threes?"

Cthulu: "I just had a shiver run down my spine...."
Hastur: "So?"
Cthulu: "It was almost like when A-#GHURK!#"
Hastur: (Having rammed Azathoth upside Cthulu's mouth)"Do. Not. Finish. That. Sentence. We're in enough trouble without your loose lips making things worse. Understand?"
Cthulu: "...uuummmm-ummmm!"

Cthulu: "I just had a shiver run down my spine...."
Hastur: "So?"
Cthulu: "It was almost like when A-#GHURK!#"
Hastur: (Having rammed Azathoth upside Cthulu's mouth)"Do. Not. Finish. That. Sentence. We're in enough trouble without your loose lips making things worse. Understand?"
Cthulu: "...uuummmm-ummmm!"

Hastur: "We can't do anything anyways. We're still stuck in this human child's toy box..."
Deep One: "She's not human, I tell you!!"

"...so you see our problem, right?"
Invid Princess: "Yes, but I don't see why you brought this to the Genesis Pit."
Doctor: "Well, because it's ...well, the patient looks like they've already been horribly genetically mutated, and we figured you might be able to undo it with some opposite genetic mutation...."
IP: "I see...strange logic indeed, except that this is not a matter of GENETIC manipulation."
Doctor: "It isn't?"
IP: "No, it's more a matter of MECHANICAL manipulation. Any engineer or experienced chiropractor could tell you that. All it takes is finding the right pressure point, and the whole thing should-"
(poke)
ZAAAAAAANNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
Dana: "GGGYYYYYAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"-unfold. Like so."
Dana:"...whimper..."
Doctor: "It's...it's a miracle!"
IP: "Of course it is. Now that will be thirteen million dollars."
Doctor: "What?!"
IP: "One thing I've learned about humans; miracles don't come cheap. Pay up."

The Doctor cut's the Invid Princess a cheque.

Invid Princess: "SISTERS!!! NOW WE HAVE THE FUNDS FOR OUR MASTER PLAN!!!"

Lunk: "Did anyone else feel that chill?"

Poor Lunk.

The Doctor cut's the Invid Princess a cheque.

Invid Princess: "SISTERS!!! NOW WE HAVE THE FUNDS FOR OUR MASTER PLAN!!!"

Lunk: "Did anyone else feel that chill?"

Can't be good, that's for sure, if it requires human money.....

[Alpha 11]

The Doctor cut's the Invid Princess a cheque.

Invid Princess: "SISTERS!!! NOW WE HAVE THE FUNDS FOR OUR MASTER PLAN!!!"

Lunk: "Did anyone else feel that chill?"

Can't be good, that's for sure, if it requires human money.....

SRoss: (Standing beside a parked truck outside the Genesis Pit) "Let's see ladies. Several copies of Imaginative Sex: The Revised & Expanded Edition, check, The Illustrated Karma Sutra, check, whips, chains, candle wax, chocolate body paint, gimp suit, map of the inside of Lunk's farmhouse, The Secret to keeping Men Prisoner by Lynn Minmei {Rest deleted for brevity}."

Invid Princess: (Handing over Three Million Dollars) "It all seems to be here ... The portal coordinates to Lunky poo's bedroom?"

SRoss: (Counting his money) "Here you go." (Climbing into the truck and hightailing it for the fourth wall) "Have fun kids!"

[Arnie100]

The Doctor cut's the Invid Princess a cheque.

Invid Princess: "SISTERS!!! NOW WE HAVE THE FUNDS FOR OUR MASTER PLAN!!!"

Lunk: "Did anyone else feel that chill?"

Can't be good, that's for sure, if it requires human money.....

SRoss: (Standing beside a parked truck outside the Genesis Pit) "Let's see ladies. Several copies of Imaginative Sex: The Revised & Expanded Edition, check, The Illustrated Karma Sutra, check, whips, chains, candle wax, chocolate body paint, gimp suit, map of the inside of Lunk's farmhouse, The Secret to keeping Men Prisoner by Lynn Minmei {Rest deleted for brevity}."

Invid Princess: (Handing over Three Million Dollars) "It all seems to be here ... The portal coordinates to Lunky poo's bedroom?"

SRoss: (Counting his money) "Here you go." (Climbing into the truck and hightailing it for the fourth wall) "Have fun kids!"

Lunk: (hiding in the back of the truck) "They'll never find me in here!"
(Suddenly, Lunk gets tossed out of SRoss' truck as he breaches the fourth wall)
Invid Princesses: "Thank you, SRoss!!"
SRoss: "What the --?"
Lunk: "I'm so screwed..."

[taalismn]

Engineer 1: "This isn't a hole in the Fourth Wall, it's a TUNNEL!"
Engineer 2: "Actually, it's more of a through-pass...double lane paved highway in both directions, and they even installed streetlights."
Engineer 1: "Gonna need the BIG plug for this one."

[Arnie100]

Engineer 2: "What about that? (Pointing at Lunk's exhausted body)"
Engineer 1: "I think we could make that work!"
Invid Princesses: "We're not done with that yet!!"
Engineer 1: "My bad..."
Lunk: "Please...help...me..."

[Alpha 11]

The Doctor cut's the Invid Princess a cheque.

Invid Princess: "SISTERS!!! NOW WE HAVE THE FUNDS FOR OUR MASTER PLAN!!!"

Lunk: "Did anyone else feel that chill?"

Can't be good, that's for sure, if it requires human money.....

SRoss: (Standing beside a parked truck outside the Genesis Pit) "Let's see ladies. Several copies of Imaginative Sex: The Revised & Expanded Edition, check, The Illustrated Karma Sutra, check, whips, chains, candle wax, chocolate body paint, gimp suit, map of the inside of Lunk's farmhouse, The Secret to keeping Men Prisoner by Lynn Minmei {Rest deleted for brevity}."

Invid Princess: (Handing over Three Million Dollars) "It all seems to be here ... The portal coordinates to Lunky poo's bedroom?"

SRoss: (Counting his money) "Here you go." (Climbing into the truck and hightailing it for the fourth wall) "Have fun kids!"

Lunk: (hiding in the back of the truck) "They'll never find me in here!"
(Suddenly, Lunk gets tossed out of SRoss' truck as he breaches the fourth wall)
Invid Princesses: "Thank you, SRoss!!"
SRoss: "What the --?"
Lunk: "I'm so screwed..."

Engineer 1: "This isn't a hole in the Fourth Wall, it's a TUNNEL!"
Engineer 2: "Actually, it's more of a through-pass...double lane paved highway in both directions, and they even installed streetlights."
Engineer 1: "Gonna need the BIG plug for this one."

Engineer 2: "What about that? (Pointing at Lunk's exhausted body)"
Engineer 1: "I think we could make that work!"
Invid Princesses: "We're not done with that yet!!"
Engineer 1: "My bad..."
Lunk: "Please...help...me..."

[taalismn]

GMP Officer: "Patrol 17, we got a report of a badly hydrated, disoriented man approaching a bunch of construction workers over by the Fourth Wall, asking for help escaping from the Invid...wait, the description matches somebody we already know. Ignore this call, Patrol 17. "

[Alpha 11]

GMP Officer: "Patrol 17, we got a report of a badly hydrated, disoriented man approaching a bunch of construction workers over by the Fourth Wall, asking for help escaping from the Invid...wait, the description matches somebody we already know. Ignore this call, Patrol 17. "

[Arnie100]

GMP Officer: "Patrol 17, we got a report of a badly hydrated, disoriented man approaching a bunch of construction workers over by the Fourth Wall, asking for help escaping from the Invid...wait, the description matches somebody we already know. Ignore this call, Patrol 17. "

GMP Officer: "Yes, sir...you say that you're being stalked by a group of hot, identical-looking women and they're using you as their plaything? Sure, they are... (hangs up) I wish that I were so lucky."
Lunk: "Wait, don't hang up! (Sobbing) But it's true..."

[Alpha 11]

GMP Officer: "Patrol 17, we got a report of a badly hydrated, disoriented man approaching a bunch of construction workers over by the Fourth Wall, asking for help escaping from the Invid...wait, the description matches somebody we already know. Ignore this call, Patrol 17. "

GMP Officer: "Yes, sir...you say that you're being stalked by a group of hot, identical-looking women and they're using you as their plaything? Sure, they are... (hangs up) I wish that I were so lucky."
Lunk: "Wait, don't hang up! (Sobbing) But it's true..."

Only in most men's dream. In RL, it would be a nightmer.

[taalismn]

"So...is that a Mac IV in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

[Alpha 11]

"So...is that a Mac IV in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

[taalismn]

GMP Officer: "Patrol 17, we got a report of a badly hydrated, disoriented man approaching a bunch of construction workers over by the Fourth Wall, asking for help escaping from the Invid...wait, the description matches somebody we already know. Ignore this call, Patrol 17. "

GMP Officer: "Yes, sir...you say that you're being stalked by a group of hot, identical-looking women and they're using you as their plaything? Sure, they are... (hangs up) I wish that I were so lucky."
Lunk: "Wait, don't hang up! (Sobbing) But it's true..."

Only in most men's dream. In RL, it would be a nightmer.

The saddest part, when Lunk finds out about it, is, given the massive population decline on Earth(as well as stress and contaminant-induced sterility), many local governments have dispensed with traditional nuclear families as the only legally acceptable family unity...making multiple spouse families both socially and legally acceptable. Add in the desire to replace lost genetic diversity with Zentraedi and Tirolian(and potentially Praxian) genes, and marriage policies became pretty liberal.
Of course, nobody figured that the Invid would evolve to also be able to take advantage of that. So Lunk cannot appeal to the coursts for relief.

[SRoss]

A Justice of the Peace office, the Invid Princess's resplendent in their wedding gowns...

Lunk: (Standing between two Shock Troopers) "So ... is this what constitutes a Shotgun Wedding?"

[taalismn]

Things You Don't Want to Hear on a Date with a Female Robotech Character:

"I brought pineapple salad!"

"I assure you, the handcuffs are just standard procedure."

"So, you're my blind date? I'm Dana Sterling. Yes, THE Sterling."

"You got any guns on you? How about knives? Any grenades?"

"I don't believe in speed-dating, I believe in survival of the fittest. Either defeat me in combat or die."

"Quick! Hide me! Before they find out I'm here!"

"What's your pain threshold? Nevermind, we'll find out. Much more fun that way."

"You're not the suicidal type, are you? I always seem to attract suicidal types."

"Just thought I'd let you know; I don't have a good time tonight, my followers will savagely beat you."

"Flowers? For me? (munch) ...delicious...."

"Can you drive a little faster? My cousin is gaining on us."

"Hands where I can see them at all times or you get it where it hurts."

"First, the ground rules: I hate males. I particularly hate HUMAN males. I hate human males in military uniforms. You get that? Good. Now your turn to describe yourself."

[Alrik Vas]

Additional Things you Don't Want to Hear on a Date with a Female Robotech Character

"Where are we going? Oh, my father wants to meet you. What? Why yes, that is a Zentradi Flagship."

*Intro To Stage Fright*

"Attention, we are under attack, this is not a drill. The ship will transform in thirty seconds. Please go to your preassigned shelter."

"Who this? Oh, we're just friends. He's like a brother to me!"

"You mean you guys work at the disco? I love dancing!"

"Zor, it's okay that your an alien, i have a blonde afro. We can be complete freaks together!"

"The last guy i dated was a total backstabber...wait, where are you going?!"

"Are you an ace pilot? I only date ace pilots."

"Look, my mom is kind of wierd. I don't think you want to meet her, she does this wierd thing where she talks without moving her mouth and she acts like she's smarter than everyone else. GAWD she is so annoying, and all she ever does is complain about dad and how she can't get back together with this purple haired hippie. ...oh...and if she ever tries to show you my baby pictures, that isn't really me, the Enforcer mech is just a joke... "

"Lets go for a ride on my cyclone! ...um...do you have any PC cells?"

"Me? I'm a GMP officer. "

[SRoss]

Additional Things you Don't Want to Hear on a Date with a Female ROBOTECH Character

"No smoking on the Bridge!"

"Does this outfit make me look fat?" (Actually, you don't want to hear that from a Female you're dating REGARDLESS of the universe you're in!!!)

[taalismn]

Justice of Peace's office:
Lunk: (looking at Annie)"...traitor...."
Annie: (wearing btidesmaid's dress) "Look, Lunk, this is good for you. And all of us. If I had to listen to another whispered fan rumor about you, me, and pedophilia, I was going to start DELETING people...Now stand up straight! You don't want to be seen slouching on your happy day!"

[SRoss]

Invid Princess: "Is this really the human marriage dance?"

Annie: "Would I lie!?!"

Wedding Dance

[Alpha 11]

GMP Officer: "Patrol 17, we got a report of a badly hydrated, disoriented man approaching a bunch of construction workers over by the Fourth Wall, asking for help escaping from the Invid...wait, the description matches somebody we already know. Ignore this call, Patrol 17. "

GMP Officer: "Yes, sir...you say that you're being stalked by a group of hot, identical-looking women and they're using you as their plaything? Sure, they are... (hangs up) I wish that I were so lucky."
Lunk: "Wait, don't hang up! (Sobbing) But it's true..."

Only in most men's dream. In RL, it would be a nightmer.

The saddest part, when Lunk finds out about it, is, given the massive population decline on Earth(as well as stress and contaminant-induced sterility), many local governments have dispensed with traditional nuclear families as the only legally acceptable family unity...making multiple spouse families both socially and legally acceptable. Add in the desire to replace lost genetic diversity with Zentraedi and Tirolian(and potentially Praxian) genes, and marriage policies became pretty liberal.
Of course, nobody figured that the Invid would evolve to also be able to take advantage of that. So Lunk cannot appeal to the coursts for relief.

Ya, I can see that happening. I can also see them dropping the age for marriage. In the old days, in some places, it wasn't uncomen for people, expessily girls, do get married at 13. So I could see the age for it, after the Invid leaving, dropping to 14 to 16.

A Justice of the Peace office, the Invid Princess's resplendent in their wedding gowns...

Lunk: (Standing between two Shock Troopers) "So ... is this what constitutes a Shotgun Wedding?"

Things You Don't Want to Hear on a Date with a Female Robotech Character:

"I brought pineapple salad!"

"I assure you, the handcuffs are just standard procedure."

"So, you're my blind date? I'm Dana Sterling. Yes, THE Sterling."

"You got any guns on you? How about knives? Any grenades?"

"I don't believe in speed-dating, I believe in survival of the fittest. Either defeat me in combat or die."

"Quick! Hide me! Before they find out I'm here!"

"What's your pain threshold? Nevermind, we'll find out. Much more fun that way."

"You're not the suicidal type, are you? I always seem to attract suicidal types."

"Just thought I'd let you know; I don't have a good time tonight, my followers will savagely beat you."

"Flowers? For me? (munch) ...delicious...."

"Can you drive a little faster? My cousin is gaining on us."

"Hands where I can see them at all times or you get it where it hurts."

"First, the ground rules: I hate males. I particularly hate HUMAN males. I hate human males in military uniforms. You get that? Good. Now your turn to describe yourself."

Additional Things you Don't Want to Hear on a Date with a Female Robotech Character

"Where are we going? Oh, my father wants to meet you. What? Why yes, that is a Zentradi Flagship."

*Intro To Stage Fright*

"Attention, we are under attack, this is not a drill. The ship will transform in thirty seconds. Please go to your preassigned shelter."

"Who this? Oh, we're just friends. He's like a brother to me!"

"You mean you guys work at the disco? I love dancing!"

"Zor, it's okay that your an alien, i have a blonde afro. We can be complete freaks together!"

"The last guy i dated was a total backstabber...wait, where are you going?!"

"Are you an ace pilot? I only date ace pilots."

"Look, my mom is kind of wierd. I don't think you want to meet her, she does this wierd thing where she talks without moving her mouth and she acts like she's smarter than everyone else. GAWD she is so annoying, and all she ever does is complain about dad and how she can't get back together with this purple haired hippie. ...oh...and if she ever tries to show you my baby pictures, that isn't really me, the Enforcer mech is just a joke... "

"Lets go for a ride on my cyclone! ...um...do you have any PC cells?"

"Me? I'm a GMP officer. "

Additional Things you Don't Want to Hear on a Date with a Female ROBOTECH Character

"No smoking on the Bridge!"

"Does this outfit make me look fat?" (Actually, you don't want to hear that from a Female you're dating REGARDLESS of the universe you're in!!!)

Justice of Peace's office:
Lunk: (looking at Annie)"...traitor...."
Annie: (wearing btidesmaid's dress) "Look, Lunk, this is good for you. And all of us. If I had to listen to another whispered fan rumor about you, me, and pedophilia, I was going to start DELETING people...Now stand up straight! You don't want to be seen slouching on your happy day!"

Invid Princess: "Is this really the human marriage dance?"

Annie: "Would I lie!?!"

Wedding Dance

Yes she would.

[Arnie100]

Invid Princess: "Is this really the human marriage dance?"

Annie: "Would I lie!?!"

Wedding Dance

Lunk: "Y'know if they do that every night...marriage might not be so bad..."

[Arnie100]

Additional Things you Don't Want to Hear on a Date with a Female ROBOTECH Character

"You don't like my singing... (sound of large-caliber weapon cocking)...are you sure about that?"

"I'm not thirteen! I'm SIXTEEN! REALLY!!"

"If someone calls me an 'old sourpuss'..."

"More pineapple salad?"

"Mother said she'd turn you into a slug if I'm not back by midinght."

[taalismn]

Invid Princess: "Is this really the human marriage dance?"

Annie: "Would I lie!?!"

Wedding Dance

Lunk: "Y'know if they do that every night...marriage might not be so bad..."

I prefer Susan Ivanova's 'mating dance' from an episode of 'Babylon 5' when she utterly flamblasts an alien ambassador's attempt to blackmail(in exchange for a treaty signing) sex from her by dancing a jig in a negligee around him, than falls back and says, 'and now you smoke a cigarette, I order a pizza, and that's it! Wow, am I tired! You can see yourself out."

[SRoss]

Invid Princess: "Is this really the human marriage dance?"

Annie: "Would I lie!?!"

Wedding Dance

Lunk: "Y'know if they do that every night...marriage might not be so bad..."

I prefer Susan Ivanova's 'mating dance' from an episode of 'Babylon 5' when she utterly flamblasts an alien ambassador's attempt to blackmail(in exchange for a treaty signing) sex from her by dancing a jig in a negligee around him, than falls back and says, 'and now you smoke a cigarette, I order a pizza, and that's it! Wow, am I tired! You can see yourself out."

(Facepalm) "THAT'S the clip I should have used!"

[Arnie100]

Lunk: (Tapping the fourth wall) "Visuals, please..."

[SRoss]

Lunk: (Tapping the fourth wall) "Visuals, please..."

"Ok, but remember YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!"

[Arnie100]

Lunk: "What the... "

[SRoss]

Lunk: "What the... "

SRoss:(Handing Lunk a Pizza) "Here you go, one Double Cheese and Flower of Life Special... That'll be another $3 Million..."

[Arnie100]

Lunk: "I'm not that hungry, anymore!"
Invid Princesses: "Lunky-Poo! Not even married five minutes and you're looking at another females' mating ritual?!"
Lunk: (Hands SRoss the three million) "Quick...get me outta here!"

[taalismn]

Scott: "Sorry we're late to your wedding, Lunk...Arial and I barely had time to get you presents... Well, I brought you a toaster..."
Haydonite: "(zack)...it's..***brizzzttt*** not...///spark///fair!!!!"
Scott: "Thought you might enjoy taking it the rest of the way apart."

[SRoss]

Lunk: "I'm not that hungry, anymore!"
Invid Princesses: "Lunky-Poo! Not even married five minutes and you're looking at another females' mating ritual?!"
Lunk: (Hands SRoss the three million) "Quick...get me outta here!"

SRoss: (Pocketing the $3 Million) "Weeeelll, I've got a long day tomorrow, LOOK A COMET!!!" (Runs off without Lunk)

Invid Princesses: "Lunky-Poo! It's time for the honeymoon..."

Lunk: (In the clutches of the Invid Princesses) "YOU @#$%^&!!!!"

[SRoss]

Scott: "Sorry we're late to your wedding, Lunk...Arial and I barely had time to get you presents... Well, I brought you a toaster..."
Haydonite: "(zack)...it's..***brizzzttt*** not...///spark///fair!!!!"
Scott: "Thought you might enjoy taking it the rest of the way apart."

Invid Princesses: "This has possibilities."

Lunk:

Haydonite: "(zack)...oh no..***brizzzttt*** kill...///me///now!!!!"

[Arnie100]

Lunk: "Oh nononono...I'm not into that stuff!"
Invid Princesses: "We ARE!"
Lunk and 'Toaster':

[Alpha 11]

Invid Princess: "Is this really the human marriage dance?"

Annie: "Would I lie!?!"

Wedding Dance

Lunk: "Y'know if they do that every night...marriage might not be so bad..."

Additional Things you Don't Want to Hear on a Date with a Female ROBOTECH Character

"You don't like my singing... (sound of large-caliber weapon cocking)...are you sure about that?"

"I'm not thirteen! I'm SIXTEEN! REALLY!!"

"If someone calls me an 'old sourpuss'..."

"More pineapple salad?"

"Mother said she'd turn you into a slug if I'm not back by midinght."

Invid Princess: "Is this really the human marriage dance?"

Annie: "Would I lie!?!"

Wedding Dance

Lunk: "Y'know if they do that every night...marriage might not be so bad..."

I prefer Susan Ivanova's 'mating dance' from an episode of 'Babylon 5' when she utterly flamblasts an alien ambassador's attempt to blackmail(in exchange for a treaty signing) sex from her by dancing a jig in a negligee around him, than falls back and says, 'and now you smoke a cigarette, I order a pizza, and that's it! Wow, am I tired! You can see yourself out."

Invid Princess: "Is this really the human marriage dance?"

Annie: "Would I lie!?!"

Wedding Dance

Lunk: "Y'know if they do that every night...marriage might not be so bad..."

I prefer Susan Ivanova's 'mating dance' from an episode of 'Babylon 5' when she utterly flamblasts an alien ambassador's attempt to blackmail(in exchange for a treaty signing) sex from her by dancing a jig in a negligee around him, than falls back and says, 'and now you smoke a cigarette, I order a pizza, and that's it! Wow, am I tired! You can see yourself out."

(Facepalm) "THAT'S the clip I should have used!"

Lunk: (Tapping the fourth wall) "Visuals, please..."

Lunk: (Tapping the fourth wall) "Visuals, please..."

"Ok, but remember YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!"

Lunk: "What the... "

[Alpha 11]

Lunk: "What the... "

SRoss:(Handing Lunk a Pizza) "Here you go, one Double Cheese and Flower of Life Special... That'll be another $3 Million..."

Lunk: "I'm not that hungry, anymore!"
Invid Princesses: "Lunky-Poo! Not even married five minutes and you're looking at another females' mating ritual?!"
Lunk: (Hands SRoss the three million) "Quick...get me outta here!"

Scott: "Sorry we're late to your wedding, Lunk...Arial and I barely had time to get you presents... Well, I brought you a toaster..."
Haydonite: "(zack)...it's..***brizzzttt*** not...///spark///fair!!!!"
Scott: "Thought you might enjoy taking it the rest of the way apart."

Lunk: "I'm not that hungry, anymore!"
Invid Princesses: "Lunky-Poo! Not even married five minutes and you're looking at another females' mating ritual?!"
Lunk: (Hands SRoss the three million) "Quick...get me outta here!"

SRoss: (Pocketing the $3 Million) "Weeeelll, I've got a long day tomorrow, LOOK A COMET!!!" (Runs off without Lunk)

Invid Princesses: "Lunky-Poo! It's time for the honeymoon..."

Lunk: (In the clutches of the Invid Princesses) "YOU @#$%^&!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Scott: "Sorry we're late to your wedding, Lunk...Arial and I barely had time to get you presents... Well, I brought you a toaster..."
Haydonite: "(zack)...it's..***brizzzttt*** not...///spark///fair!!!!"
Scott: "Thought you might enjoy taking it the rest of the way apart."

Invid Princesses: "This has possibilities."

Lunk:

Haydonite: "(zack)...oh no..***brizzzttt*** kill...///me///now!!!!"

Lunk: "Oh nononono...I'm not into that stuff!"
Invid Princesses: "We ARE!"
Lunk and 'Toaster':

[taalismn]

Scott: "Lunk! Remember! HYDRATION!"