Robotech Blooper Reels

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:08 pm

Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Syncro-Cannons & Shadow Devices:

"This alien race we know practically nothing about has given us technology we don't understand."

"Let's fit it in all our ships!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:23 pm

Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Annie-friendly Weapons Safeties:

"Hohoho, I got a submachine gun!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:51 pm

taalismn wrote:Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Neutron-S Missiles:
"We're going to save the universe by blowing the $#!+ out of Earth. It's simple math! But it's not as if we're REALLY going to use them! They're like...an insurance policy! What could possibly go wrong?"

SRoss wrote:Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Syncro-Cannons & Shadow Devices:

"This alien race we know practically nothing about has given us technology we don't understand."

"Let's fit it in all our ships!"

taalismn wrote:Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Annie-friendly Weapons Safeties:

"Hohoho, I got a submachine gun!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:37 pm

Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Annie-friendly Weapons::

A cobalt limpet mine.

"I carried it! That means I get to blow it up!!"
"Wait...did you set the timer so we could get away?"
"What timer?"
:eek:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 7:16 pm

Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Vehicle seats and controls that adjust to the point Annie can drive.

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:18 pm

Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Converting a mini-bike into a cyclone.

"What do you mean Annie found it?!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:41 pm

Chronicler wrote:Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Converting a mini-bike into a cyclone.

"What do you mean Annie found it?!"

"I knew we shouldn't have let Lang watch those GoBot films." :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:27 pm

]Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:
In-Atmosphere SpaceFolds:

"We're only moving nearly a million tons of spacecraft through a forced tear in the fabric of space/time, to punch through the underlying matrix of the universe, to transpose it to interplanetary distances in one piece with its occupants unscrambled and still breathing. Let's do it surrounded by the variables of atmosphere, in a gravity well, and right over an island with several thousand people on it!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:51 pm

Chronicler wrote:Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Converting a mini-bike into a cyclone.

"What do you mean Annie found it?!"

"What idiot taught Annie how to drive?!"
"Uhmmm...."
"RAND!!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:03 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
Chronicler wrote:Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Converting a mini-bike into a cyclone.

"What do you mean Annie found it?!"

"What idiot taught Annie how to drive?!"
"Uhmmm...."
"RAND!!!!"

"I didn't even know they MADE training wheels for Cyclones..."
"Little known secret of the UEEF."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:18 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Annie-friendly Weapons::

A cobalt limpet mine.

"I carried it! That means I get to blow it up!!"
"Wait...did you set the timer so we could get away?"
"What timer?"

SRoss wrote:Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Vehicle seats and controls that adjust to the point Annie can drive.

Chronicler wrote:Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Converting a mini-bike into a cyclone.

"What do you mean Annie found it?!"

SRoss wrote:
Chronicler wrote:Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Converting a mini-bike into a cyclone.

"What do you mean Annie found it?!"

"I knew we shouldn't have let Lang watch those GoBot films."

taalismn wrote:]Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:
In-Atmosphere SpaceFolds:

"We're only moving nearly a million tons of spacecraft through a forced tear in the fabric of space/time, to punch through the underlying matrix of the universe, to transpose it to interplanetary distances in one piece with its occupants unscrambled and still breathing. Let's do it surrounded by the variables of atmosphere, in a gravity well, and right over an island with several thousand people on it!"

Arnie100 wrote:
Chronicler wrote:Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Converting a mini-bike into a cyclone.

"What do you mean Annie found it?!"

"What idiot taught Annie how to drive?!"
"Uhmmm...."
"RAND!!!!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Chronicler wrote:Great Mistakes of Robotechnology:

Converting a mini-bike into a cyclone.

"What do you mean Annie found it?!"

"What idiot taught Annie how to drive?!"
"Uhmmm...."
"RAND!!!!"

"I didn't even know they MADE training wheels for Cyclones..."
"Little known secret of the UEEF."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:51 pm

"I'm sorry, Max, I didn't realize it was a human tradition! I thought he was an intruder!"
"It's okay, Miriya, I'm sorry I didn't think to explain it to you clearly. Just keep keep the compress on the wound until the EMTs arrive to get him to the hospital. I'll figure out something to tell Dana, and not that her mother just shot Santa."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:50 am

"Max, you've got some injured reindeer on your lawn...one of them has a glowing red nose..."
"Oh, no..."
"I thought those wild animals were going to attack Dana!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:45 am

Arnie100 wrote:"Max, you've got some injured reindeer on your lawn...one of them has a glowing red nose..."
"Oh, no..."
"I thought those wild animals were going to attack Dana!!"

"I suppose wee should be grateful she only had her sidearm and not something like a shoulder-launched missile, or it would have been raining venison all over the neighborhood."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:38 am

Outside the Stirling House.

The Fourth Wall Carolers: "THE FIRST NO ... OHMYGOD!!! SHE'SGOTAGUN!!! "

glitterboy2098 · Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:31 pm

Angelo: "dana? why is there a minefeild on the roof of our base?"
Dana: "Reindeer defense. old family tradition.."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:52 pm

Khyron: "AT LAST I WILL HAVE REVENGE ON THE MICRONIANS! The one called Santa has asked me to parachute on to the roof of the Stirling house to deliver presents! ... Where are you going Grel?"

Grel: "To divvy up your stuff."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:24 pm

Edwards: "What's this? A gift from the Hunters?! What could it be?! What could it -- a cobalt limpet mine...oh c--p!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:00 pm

Corg: "What's this? Cookies, from Annie. Does she really think I'm that foolish?"

Reads the attached letter.

Annie: "By the way, I coated the letter in a paralytic drug. See you soon." :love:

Corg: " :eek:

"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:08 pm

Breetai: "Kazianna, in the spirit of the micronian season, I got you this, which I am told is acceptable by human standards as a gift."
Kazianna: "A 'necklace', I believe it is called! It IS very beautiful! In fact I'll put it on right now! It will compliment my GIFT to YOU!"
Breetai: "'Compliment your gift to me'? What do you mean? Ah, ...are you wearing ONLY that red ribbon...?(sound of slithering fabric)..oh, by the protoculture..... :shock:

"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:42 pm

taalismn wrote:Breetai: "Kazianna, in the spirit of the micronian season, I got you this, which I am told is acceptable by human standards as a gift."
Kazianna: "A 'necklace', I believe it is called! It IS very beautiful! In fact I'll put it on right now! It will compliment my GIFT to YOU!"
Breetai: "'Compliment your gift to me'? What do you mean? Ah, ...are you wearing ONLY that red ribbon...?(sound of slithering fabric)..oh, by the protoculture..... "

Sparks: "Umm ... Sir we're picking up a localized seismic disturbance."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:48 pm

Khyron: "Ooohh ... I don't know where Miriya gets her ordinance but those explosions were impressive ... What's that on the ceiling?"

Sammy: "Mistletoe lover." (Sound of whip cracking)

Khyron: " :eek:

"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:12 pm

Lunk: "This costume ought to keep me disguised..."
Invid Princesses: "Sisters!! Look what Santa gave us!! This is a wonderful human tradition!!"
Lunk: "Oh, come on...so tired..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:00 pm

taalismn wrote:"I'm sorry, Max, I didn't realize it was a human tradition! I thought he was an intruder!"
"It's okay, Miriya, I'm sorry I didn't think to explain it to you clearly. Just keep keep the compress on the wound until the EMTs arrive to get him to the hospital. I'll figure out something to tell Dana, and not that her mother just shot Santa."

Arnie100 wrote:"Max, you've got some injured reindeer on your lawn...one of them has a glowing red nose..."
"Oh, no..."
"I thought those wild animals were going to attack Dana!!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Max, you've got some injured reindeer on your lawn...one of them has a glowing red nose..."
"Oh, no..."
"I thought those wild animals were going to attack Dana!!"

"I suppose wee should be grateful she only had her sidearm and not something like a shoulder-launched missile, or it would have been raining venison all over the neighborhood."

I have always wanted to put a smoking anti-air gun, with a crashed, full of holes slay, 8 deer skins on a wall, and a Santa costume right next to them, with a sign that said, "GOT HIM!!!!" :twisted:

Yes, I'm a little twisted. :twisted:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:01 pm

SRoss wrote:Outside the Stirling House.

The Fourth Wall Carolers: "THE FIRST NO ... OHMYGOD!!! SHE'SGOTAGUN!!! "

glitterboy2098 wrote:Angelo: "dana? why is there a minefeild on the roof of our base?"
Dana: "Reindeer defense. old family tradition.."

SRoss wrote:Khyron: "AT LAST I WILL HAVE REVENGE ON THE MICRONIANS! The one called Santa has asked me to parachute on to the roof of the Stirling house to deliver presents! ... Where are you going Grel?"

Grel: "To divvy up your stuff."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "What's this? A gift from the Hunters?! What could it be?! What could it -- a cobalt limpet mine...oh c--p!"

SRoss wrote:Corg: "What's this? Cookies, from Annie. Does she really think I'm that foolish?"

Reads the attached letter.

Annie: "By the way, I coated the letter in a paralytic drug. See you soon."

Corg: " "

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:01 pm

taalismn wrote:Breetai: "Kazianna, in the spirit of the micronian season, I got you this, which I am told is acceptable by human standards as a gift."
Kazianna: "A 'necklace', I believe it is called! It IS very beautiful! In fact I'll put it on right now! It will compliment my GIFT to YOU!"
Breetai: "'Compliment your gift to me'? What do you mean? Ah, ...are you wearing ONLY that red ribbon...?(sound of slithering fabric)..oh, by the protoculture..... "

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Breetai: "Kazianna, in the spirit of the micronian season, I got you this, which I am told is acceptable by human standards as a gift."
Kazianna: "A 'necklace', I believe it is called! It IS very beautiful! In fact I'll put it on right now! It will compliment my GIFT to YOU!"
Breetai: "'Compliment your gift to me'? What do you mean? Ah, ...are you wearing ONLY that red ribbon...?(sound of slithering fabric)..oh, by the protoculture..... "

Sparks: "Umm ... Sir we're picking up a localized seismic disturbance."

SRoss wrote:Khyron: "Ooohh ... I don't know where Miriya gets her ordinance but those explosions were impressive ... What's that on the ceiling?"

Sammy: "Mistletoe lover." (Sound of whip cracking)

Khyron: " "

Arnie100 wrote:Lunk: "This costume ought to keep me disguised..."
Invid Princesses: "Sisters!! Look what Santa gave us!! This is a wonderful human tradition!!"
Lunk: "Oh, come on...so tired..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 4:44 am

Santa: "This dimension's nuts!! I'm outta here!"
Minmei: "Get back here, fat man! You are going to get me a boyfriend!"
Santa: "But, but -- "
Minmei: "I mean NOW!!"
Santa: "Okay, okay...let me see...(rummaging through sack)...ah-hah! (dumps a bewildered-looking Kyle onto the floor and disappears through the Fourth Wall)
Minmei: "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:34 pm

Magruder: "What's that on your belt, Annie?"
Annie: "Elf ears."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:55 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Santa: "This dimension's nuts!! I'm outta here!"
Minmei: "Get back here, fat man! You are going to get me a boyfriend!"
Santa: "But, but -- "
Minmei: "I mean NOW!!"
Santa: "Okay, okay...let me see...(rummaging through sack)...ah-hah! (dumps a bewildered-looking Kyle onto the floor and disappears through the Fourth Wall)
Minmei: "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!"

taalismn wrote:Magruder: "What's that on your belt, Annie?"
Annie: "Elf ears."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:07 pm

Regis: "What do you think of your new ultimate form?"

Corg: (Telepathically) "Well, I can do something with the antlers, but what's with the glowing red nose?"

Annie: :love:

"REINDEER!!!" :love:

Corg: " :nh:

"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:05 pm

Admiral Hunter: "I'd like to return these Neutron-S missiles."
Sales Clerk: "Have you considered re-gifting them to the original givers?"

Haydonite: "Hey, those schmoes the humans sent us a great big gift! Wonder what it is? Oh shi-"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:49 pm

taalismn wrote:Admiral Hunter: "I'd like to return these Neutron-S missiles."
Sales Clerk: "Have you considered re-gifting them to the original givers?"

Haydonite: "Hey, those schmoes the humans sent us a great big gift! Wonder what it is? Oh shi-"

Rico, Konda and Bron: (Traveling through the desert on camelback) "Look! A star."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 6:47 pm

"Karen, I definitely told you NOT to turn the lights on yet!"
"That's not what I heard, Jack! And besides, your eyes twinkled just so BRIGHTLY."
"That's because I had 40,000 VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER running through me!"
"Enough with the boasting and more with the naked, unless you're trying to hide something!"

"It's incidents like this that make me wonder if we should hit Baker and Penn with a tranquilizer rifle or a fire hose...."

*I think we can safely assume that in most other cases, the canonical romantic couples are hunkered down for the holidays for some serious intimacy time...but we haven't heard from Jack Baker and Karen Penn in a LOOONNNGGG time, so...

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:46 pm

SRoss wrote:Regis: "What do you think of your new ultimate form?"

Corg: (Telepathically) "Well, I can do something with the antlers, but what's with the glowing red nose?"

Annie: "REINDEER!!!"

Corg: " "

taalismn wrote:Admiral Hunter: "I'd like to return these Neutron-S missiles."
Sales Clerk: "Have you considered re-gifting them to the original givers?"

Haydonite: "Hey, those schmoes the humans sent us a great big gift! Wonder what it is? Oh shi-"

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Admiral Hunter: "I'd like to return these Neutron-S missiles."
Sales Clerk: "Have you considered re-gifting them to the original givers?"

Haydonite: "Hey, those schmoes the humans sent us a great big gift! Wonder what it is? Oh shi-"

Rico, Konda and Bron: (Traveling through the desert on camelback) "Look! A star."

taalismn wrote:"Karen, I definitely told you NOT to turn the lights on yet!"
"That's not what I heard, Jack! And besides, your eyes twinkled just so BRIGHTLY."
"That's because I had 40,000 VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER running through me!"
"Enough with the boasting and more with the naked, unless you're trying to hide something!"

"It's incidents like this that make me wonder if we should hit Baker and Penn with a tranquilizer rifle or a fire hose...."

*I think we can safely assume that in most other cases, the canonical romantic couples are hunkered down for the holidays for some serious intimacy time...but we haven't heard from Jack Baker and Karen Penn in a LOOONNNGGG time, so...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:19 am

Santa: "Christmas is over?! Thank God!!"
Hidden voice: "Not yet...you still haven't given me a boyfriend...MUAHAHAHAHA!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:19 am

Arnie100 wrote:Santa: "Christmas is over?! Thank God!!"
Hidden voice: "Not yet...you still haven't given me a boyfriend...MUAHAHAHAHA!!"

"Hi, I'm Jason Lynn, I'm a boy, and I'm your friend."
"Damn you, syntax! You won't find a loophole NEXT time!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 6:34 pm

What ROBOTECH Needs

It's Own Rap Song

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:01 pm

SRoss wrote:
What ROBOTECH Needs

It's Own Rap Song

No, just...no...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:22 pm

Minmei: "OH. MY. GOD. I need to do a rap song!! :hug:

"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:52 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "OH. MY. GOD. I need to do a rap song!! "

Dr. Dre: (On the phone) "Yo, I'd like to hire EVERY other Macross Idol to do a drive-by, and bust a cap in Minmei's @#$%^&!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:38 pm

Minmei: (Hauling out a protoculture-powered mini-gun with infinite ammo capacity) "BRING IT ON!!!! I'm still p***ed at Santa and I need to shoot something!!"
Kyle and Jason: "Someone save us...she's insane!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:02 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: (Hauling out a protoculture-powered mini-gun with infinite ammo capacity) "BRING IT ON!!!! I'm still p***ed at Santa and I need to shoot something!!"
Kyle and Jason: "Someone save us...she's insane!!"

*PFTTT!*
"What the...oh, not this agaaaaiii....."(THUD)
Kyle and Jason are looking at the dart sticking out of Minmei's neck, then over at Lisa, who's closing her cellphone.
"Ninjas on speed-dial?"
"Ninjas on speed-dial."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:52 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Santa: "Christmas is over?! Thank God!!"
Hidden voice: "Not yet...you still haven't given me a boyfriend...MUAHAHAHAHA!!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Santa: "Christmas is over?! Thank God!!"
Hidden voice: "Not yet...you still haven't given me a boyfriend...MUAHAHAHAHA!!"

"Hi, I'm Jason Lynn, I'm a boy, and I'm your friend."
"Damn you, syntax! You won't find a loophole NEXT time!"

SRoss wrote:
What ROBOTECH Needs

It's Own Rap Song

No.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
What ROBOTECH Needs

It's Own Rap Song

No, just...no...

Agree.

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "OH. MY. GOD. I need to do a rap song!! "

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "OH. MY. GOD. I need to do a rap song!! "

Dr. Dre: (On the phone) "Yo, I'd like to hire EVERY other Macross Idol to do a drive-by, and bust a cap in Minmei's @#$%^&!"

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: (Hauling out a protoculture-powered mini-gun with infinite ammo capacity) "BRING IT ON!!!! I'm still p***ed at Santa and I need to shoot something!!"
Kyle and Jason: "Someone save us...she's insane!!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: (Hauling out a protoculture-powered mini-gun with infinite ammo capacity) "BRING IT ON!!!! I'm still p***ed at Santa and I need to shoot something!!"
Kyle and Jason: "Someone save us...she's insane!!"

*PFTTT!*
"What the...oh, not this agaaaaiii....."(THUD)
Kyle and Jason are looking at the dart sticking out of Minmei's neck, then over at Lisa, who's closing her cellphone.
"Ninjas on speed-dial?"
"Ninjas on speed-dial."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:08 am

Kyle: "Hey! I just had a scene where I'm NOT mutilated, tortured, pummeled into cat litter, or...wait-" :shock:

(PRANG)
(THUD)
(Jason's looking at where Kyle's keeled over with a SPEAR sticking out of his back)
"Okay, who has ZULUS on speed-dial?!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:26 pm

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Hey! I just had a scene where I'm NOT mutilated, tortured, pummeled into cat litter, or...wait-"
(PRANG)
(THUD)
(Jason's looking at where Kyle's keeled over with a SPEAR sticking out of his back)
"Okay, who has ZULUS on speed-dial?!"

Rick closed his flip phone with a loud snap.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 5:22 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Hey! I just had a scene where I'm NOT mutilated, tortured, pummeled into cat litter, or...wait-"
(PRANG)
(THUD)
(Jason's looking at where Kyle's keeled over with a SPEAR sticking out of his back)
"Okay, who has ZULUS on speed-dial?!"

Rick closed his flip phone with a loud snap.

Claudia: "Damn! Ninja'ed!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:33 pm

Minmei: "Let's see who I have on speed dial..."
Girls: "I'm Blossom!! I'm Buttercup! And I'm....BUBBLES!!"
Minmei: :nh:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:18 pm

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Hey! I just had a scene where I'm NOT mutilated, tortured, pummeled into cat litter, or...wait-"
(PRANG)
(THUD)
(Jason's looking at where Kyle's keeled over with a SPEAR sticking out of his back)
"Okay, who has ZULUS on speed-dial?!"

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Hey! I just had a scene where I'm NOT mutilated, tortured, pummeled into cat litter, or...wait-"
(PRANG)
(THUD)
(Jason's looking at where Kyle's keeled over with a SPEAR sticking out of his back)
"Okay, who has ZULUS on speed-dial?!"

Rick closed his flip phone with a loud snap.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Hey! I just had a scene where I'm NOT mutilated, tortured, pummeled into cat litter, or...wait-"
(PRANG)
(THUD)
(Jason's looking at where Kyle's keeled over with a SPEAR sticking out of his back)
"Okay, who has ZULUS on speed-dial?!"

Rick closed his flip phone with a loud snap.

Claudia: "Damn! Ninja'ed!"

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Let's see who I have on speed dial..."
Girls: "I'm Blossom!! I'm Buttercup! And I'm....BUBBLES!!"
Minmei:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:26 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Let's see who I have on speed dial..."
Girls: "I'm Blossom!! I'm Buttercup! And I'm....BUBBLES!!"
Minmei:

(thwat)"urgk!"(phut)"-ack!"(bhat)"d'ugh!"
Minmei: "And THAT is why I carry a silenced forty-five automatic in my purse."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:21 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Let's see who I have on speed dial..."
Girls: "I'm Blossom!! I'm Buttercup! And I'm....BUBBLES!!"
Minmei:

(thwat)"urgk!"(phut)"-ack!"(bhat)"d'ugh!"
Minmei: "And THAT is why I carry a silenced forty-five automatic in my purse."